Do you need better bedroom etiquette?
I can think of a couple of things a lot of people don’t feel comfortable telling their partners about their bedroom etiquette. When it comes to being intimate, you would think that no conversation is off limits. The reality is that some people have hang ups about sex and talking about sex with their partner.
What do you do when your partner has made a few wrong moves and you need to let them know? I think many people are oblivious to some things. Maybe you are not showing proper etiquette to your partner and they don’t want to outright tell you about it.
For the purpose of enlightenment (that’s what we do here, right?!), what are ways to improve your “etiquette” in the bedroom? What should you be mindful of when it comes to you and your partner?
According to your good/bad experiences, what should you do/ never do?
Even though it’s an “adult”, try your very best to keep things PG, people. Imagine your seven-year old daughter/son/niece/nephew is reading. Talk in code!
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Carlito
April 29th, 2010
3:50 pm
There is supposed to be some good hunting down here, I can’t wait.
Melo
April 29th, 2010
3:50 pm
@Roadkilll
In my area i see deer all the time and i cant wait to hit one with my truck…count me in Swiss tho no redneck here!
Leggs
April 29th, 2010
3:51 pm
Isn’t the innards of an animal worse after being hit with a car or truck. Who actually cleans a roadkilled varmit???
Raqi
April 29th, 2010
3:52 pm
And you best believe I will have no problem buying the little blue pill for him and the sylk for me.
Melo
April 29th, 2010
3:53 pm
In’t the innards of an animal worse after being hit with a car or truck
@Leggs
nope,the hide is worse off but who eats that?? and we dont eat inside of deer anyway..only cows,goats and sheep!
why u jumping to talk about deers when we aint heard about ur etiqueete rules pinned to the back of ur bedroom door??
Carlito
April 29th, 2010
3:54 pm
Swiss, Melo. I have a 6inch lift,35in Swampers, nerf bars and brush guards with a winch. A deer does not have a chance if I hit it. If I am in the car though I would be pissed if I hit a deer.
i'm swiss
April 29th, 2010
3:55 pm
Melo — Yeah, actually, you are way more likely to see “road kill” in the suburbs than out in the sticks… Too many wooded areas in the suburbs where Bubba can’t hunt.
Funny story, though: When I was in high school, somebody thought it would look nice to put a fake deer statue in their front yard… That thing wasn’t there a week before some redneck shot at it from his truck!
You don’t see those fake deer lawn ornaments in my town much since then… 
DreamsMaterialize
April 29th, 2010
3:56 pm
Carlito you gotta let me know when you come back from the hunting trip. I like game.
Melo
April 29th, 2010
3:56 pm
Guys??
any of u ever eyed a chic and deemed her worth 2 condoms at once and then gon ahead used 2 condoms at once on her??
because the risk was too great??
i'm swiss
April 29th, 2010
3:56 pm
“Swiss, Melo. I have a 6inch lift,35in Swampers, nerf bars and brush guards with a winch. A deer does not have a chance…”
@ Carlito — Unless it ducks.
Leggs
April 29th, 2010
3:57 pm
@Melo ~ I have deer in my backyard all the time. I’ve been providing them with a saltlick the day I moved in.
Poppa Grande
April 29th, 2010
3:57 pm
I’ve known people that have picked up Roadkill for years.
Once when I was a kid, my aunt (grandmother’s sister) stopped her car and picked up a raccoon. She cooked that joker. :shocked:
I never ate anymore of her food again. Of course, I was considered uppity…
Also, my uncle hit two cows that got onto the road. The Georgia State Partol helped him take the cows back to my uncle’s house, which was roughly 1/4 a mile from the accident. This was in Coweta County, not far from Newnan. So, it was far from South Georgia.
AmazonRed™
April 29th, 2010
3:58 pm
Dang I could go for some venison
What. is. that?!
Raqi
April 29th, 2010
3:58 pm
I have a piece of beef brisket that has been smoking on the smoker since 7am this morning. Got about another 2-1/2 to 3 hours to go. Tonight we are having chopped brisket topped with fresh coleslaw on a nice soft bun. Some ice tea and baked beans.
AmazonRed™
April 29th, 2010
3:59 pm
When I was in high school, somebody thought it would look nice to put a fake deer statue in their front yard… That thing wasn’t there a week before some redneck shot at it from his truck
swiss – This stuff is so FAR out of my realm of reality I want to say you are making it up!
Carlito
April 29th, 2010
4:00 pm
Dreams, I will blog it up
Swiss, LOL. That would be a first. Did you know Georgia has a lift law? The bumper is not supposed to be modified more than two inches up or down. I see big trucks all over near my house and my job. I guess they don’t enforce it.
Melo, can you feel anything with two on?
Leggs
April 29th, 2010
4:00 pm
“why u jumping to talk about deers when we aint heard about ur etiqueete rules pinned to the back of ur bedroom door??”
Well, don’t want to be accused of “beating another dead horse” so I have nothing to comment. My rules are in the process of being updated! How’s that?
Poppa Grande
April 29th, 2010
4:01 pm
Venison is the fancy name for deer meat.
Kinda like Veal for calf meat
AmazonRed™
April 29th, 2010
4:01 pm
melo – One of the first thing you learn in sex ed is that two condoms do not protect you. Bad idea.
Raqi
April 29th, 2010
4:01 pm
My brother in law lives in Locust Grove and almost every time we go down there I see a deer either standing on the side of the road or dead on the side of the road.
He made some deer jerky once, it tasted pretty good.
i'm swiss
April 29th, 2010
4:02 pm
“Did you know Georgia has a lift law? “
No, I didn’t. And you’re right, they must not enforce it, because my whole home town would be in jail…
Professor is.....
April 29th, 2010
4:02 pm
@Poppa G, years ago the ajc did a story on this small south GA town, they talked about the people there catching turtles crossing the road and taking them home to eat. I know it is not roadkill, but it was amazing to me walking or driving and seeing a turtle and making it a meal.
I am whatever you say I am
April 29th, 2010
4:03 pm
<——-fell off rocker!
Carlito Married???
Yes Merried !!!!!! (saying it like the Asian guy from sixteen candles)
Raqi
April 29th, 2010
4:03 pm
He sent us some deer butterfly steaks once and they were pretty good.
One my friend’s husband cooked a deer hip and it tasted kinda gamey. And it was kinda tough.
AmazonRed™
April 29th, 2010
4:04 pm
This was in Coweta County, not far from Newnan.
You know I’m an ITP snob so it might as well be Mars.
I drove to Charleston recently and that is how I found out all the counties east of ATL that I read about and had no clue where they were. (like Rockdale)
i'm swiss
April 29th, 2010
4:04 pm
“any of u ever eyed a chic and deemed her worth 2 condoms at once and then gon ahead used 2 condoms at once on her??
because the risk was too great??”
Um… see now, Melo… This is a perfect example of a time when your hand is a better option…
SlimOne aka SkinnyRed
April 29th, 2010
4:04 pm
me like deer burgers!! Mmm mmm good
I am whatever you say I am
April 29th, 2010
4:05 pm
Lil wayne on deck!!!! (heard you all askin’ for it)
“You softer than Roseanne’s son! I wet your face like lancome! I’m busy givin’ the Universe my damn tongue!!!!”
Leggs
April 29th, 2010
4:05 pm
@ARed ~ venison is deer meat!
i'm swiss
April 29th, 2010
4:05 pm
“This stuff is so FAR out of my realm of reality I want to say you are making it up!”
I want to say that, too… Sadly, I’m not…
Melo
April 29th, 2010
4:06 pm
Melo, can you feel anything with two on?
@Carlito??
i dont know but ive heard the joke being used on women!
shes lying on the bed,nekkid and u on the edge,putting the condom on..then u ask her for another one..”baby,hand me the condom’
chic: “i thgoht i just gave u one Carl”
(angst)
carlito:(cause u cant tell her the truth..u just say) “I know,just give me one!”
Carlito
April 29th, 2010
4:07 pm
Amazon, I believe him. I work in Dawsonville. Camouflage is an everyday fashion accessory here.
Slim, has sticky shoes on the inside. LOL
Leggs
April 29th, 2010
4:07 pm
@I am ~ why you falling off your rocker…just about everyone in blogsville saw this coming, as a matter of fact bloggettes helped him pop the question sooner than later!
DreamsMaterialize
April 29th, 2010
4:08 pm
What. is. that?!
Deer.
I have a piece of beef brisket that has been smoking on the smoker since 7am this morning.
Now that sounds like to A1 brisket. can you make me a plate? lol
Carlito
April 29th, 2010
4:11 pm
I haven’t had pork in awhile.
Melo
April 29th, 2010
4:11 pm
@Carlito/Dreamz
dony u guys ever go hunting and leave me…
I wld luv to go!
but dont do the Dick Cheney on me
AmazonRed™
April 29th, 2010
4:11 pm
Poor Bambi.
Carlito
April 29th, 2010
4:12 pm
Melo, I want you to show me that place, when you come up. I want to buy a whole hog.
Carlito
April 29th, 2010
4:14 pm
I am going to bag one of these little rabbits that come in my yard one day and stew him up with some red potatoes and carrots. Those things are way to comfortable coming in my yard.
SlimOne aka SkinnyRed
April 29th, 2010
4:14 pm
“Slim, has sticky shoes on the inside”
Carlito – you been in my p0rn stash watching High-Heeled H0es again??
i'm swiss
April 29th, 2010
4:14 pm
ARed — You ever heard of the Darwin Awards? Come take a tour of my home town & you will see some future recipients, I promise you….
Poppa Grande
April 29th, 2010
4:15 pm
Professor
My maternal grandparents had a farm. I remember spending weeks during the summer with them. It sucked monkey bawls. I had to get up before the darn rooster and get eggs from the hens. I fed the chickens, hogs, and cows. They didn’t have enough money to buy a tractor, and really had a mule. He had to be fed.
I remember picking blackberries, which I actually liked because I ate more than I put in the basket. I remember spending many a afternoon shelling field peas, occasionally finding a worm or two.
They had a well. So, getting water was even work. However, I have not have any purer or colder water than well water since they passed. That water was good and clean.
Working for your own food is an experience.
I saw deer quite often. I may or may not have seen my grandpa kill a deer out of season because they were digging up his sweet potatoes.
AmazonRed™
April 29th, 2010
4:15 pm
Amazon, I believe him. I work in Dawsonville. Camouflage is an everyday fashion accessory here.
Carlito – I believe him. Why would he lie about that?
You just have to understand, I am the ultimate city girl. I grew up in L.A. I’m more likely to see a UFO then sit down and have deer meat with someone.
AmazonRed™
April 29th, 2010
4:17 pm
PG – My face is like
for your whole 4:15. 
Carlito
April 29th, 2010
4:18 pm
Slim, High Heeled H0es. LOL, I like oral POV porn. Shoes do not matter.
Leggs
April 29th, 2010
4:18 pm
I am so glad my mother never sent me to the South to visit any relatives. I know nothing about farming, rounding up the chickens, going to the barn to get eggs, playing outside in mud while chickens run around you…YUCK, YUCK, YUCK…give me the concrete jungle anyday!
SexyCool
April 29th, 2010
4:18 pm
PG – I can relate to your experience. Seriously.
But – Kountry as I am, there is just some ish that I can’t eat. Deer is among those things.
i'm swiss
April 29th, 2010
4:18 pm
“I’m more likely to see a UFO then sit down and have deer meat with someone.”
Hey, there’s some trailer parks in my home town where you can do both — and probably get “probed” to boot!
Melo
April 29th, 2010
4:19 pm
I want to buy a whole hog
@Carl!!
absolutely no hog!
Deer is good,cows are good,sheep or goats. Im not too sure of the other types of wild game u have over here that are edible..but boy..u make me home sick now…
wilderbeast,deer,antelope,buck,zebra,guinea fowls….i miss home!
Lets try a bonfire party when i come..as long as the redneck police up there dont bother us…
Poppa Grande
April 29th, 2010
4:19 pm
Carlito
The only hunting that I did was rabbit. My maternal grandparents had a lot of land. I didn’t hunt deer, but many folks used to pay my grandpa to hunt on his land. I hunted rabbit.
However, the only place that I hunt rabbit at that point in my life is the DeKalb Farmers Market.