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First date misadventures

A married friend of mine recently told me that I was lucky to be single and free to date around.  It made me chuckle a little because just days before, I had experienced a pretty awful dating misadventure.  It was just one of those dates where all signs pointed to “Stop. Do not past go. Go straight to hell no.”

The guy was attractive enough in the beginning, but the more he talked the less I wanted him to.  When he made a rude comment about single women worrying about the wrong ring, it was pretty much a wrap.  Apparently ladies, instead of chasing a wedding ring, we need to focus on the “ring of dirt” in our bathrooms.  

First date flops are pretty common when you are dating around.  When we discussed whether “first impressions are reliable” some of us believed that you can’t always go by snap judgments. What about when you talk, find out about one another, then go on a really awful bad date? Now what?  Do you risk a colossal waste of time on a second date?

Have you ever been on a really bad first date?  If your first impression during a first date is absolute incompatibility, would you think about delaying dismissal?

Are there ways we can improve our first date success rates?

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Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
8:29 am

Good Morning & Happy Thursday!!!!

Here lately the 1st dates have been super….let me ponder on the ones that were not so well…….

A productive day awaits!!!!

Morrus

April 15th, 2010
8:35 am

Vote out the incumbents and start over

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
8:41 am

Good morning all!
As I can recall now, don’t believe I’ve ever had a terribly bad first date.

Steven Q. Stanley

April 15th, 2010
8:42 am

Women over 30 and single can’t be picky. If you are over 30 and never married then it is because there is something wrong with you. Yes, it’s great to delude yourself into believing that you are just waiting for Mr. Right, or however you ladies get to sleep at night, but the fact is no one of any worth wants you. By 30 all the good men are married, and those who aren’t, they want younger women. Beggars can’t be choosers, once you hit 30 it is time to realize you aren’t going to meet Prince Charming and you need to learn to settle. If you aren’t willing to settle then start collecting cats.

Pamela

April 15th, 2010
8:43 am

Ladies…Make it easy on yourself….NEVER….and I mean NEVER….COMMIT to a lunch or dinner date…on the FIRST date..!!!!….I do always leave that option open though…..but preface drinks and a little conversation first….with a little humor of course…..It goes something like this…”I’d be interested in meeting you..(blah-blah-blah)..let’s meet for a drink…(blah-blah-blah)….if we’d like to grab something to eat after that we can decide then…”They always say OK……It puts NO PRESSURE…on both people….AND WORKS!!!….Who wants to have to sit through a lunch or dinner date when there’s NO attraction and NO chemistry….???…and in some cases….no teeth…

kinderbabe--29 days and counting! woohoo!

April 15th, 2010
8:45 am

well…it’s been a while since i’ve been on a first date (over 2 years) but i remember this one terrible date well…

first of all, i met this guy at the gym (big mistake). had seen him over the course of several months, engaged in small talk, shared a few laughs and work out tips. one day, he asked me if i’d like to exchange numbers so that we could talk more. o.k…cool. we shared several convos and he seemed normal enough. i agreed to meet him for a date. we met at our restaurant of choice and decided that there was another place we’d rather go to that was near by. since we met there, i volunteered to drive to the 2nd location (it was only 5 minutes away). once we were seated at the new place, things quickly took a turn downhill. this fool started drinking, when i say drinking, i mean throwing them back. he had about 5 drinks in about 10 minutes. as he drank, he became disrespectful and rowdy. he even referred to me as the “n word” in conversation. while all this was going on, i attempted to keep my composure b/c ppl were starting to look at this idiot talking loud and acting like a donkey. after what seemed like forever, only about 20 minutes, i got up and left him there. that was the last time i saw him…thank god!!! some ppl really shouldn’t drink…lol.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
8:53 am

kinder – guess it’s safe to say, try not to overindulge on a first date ;-)

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
9:04 am

Good Morning all!

Kinderbabe that is a terrible first date! Excessive drinking on the first date is definitely not good!

I can’t recall any bad first dates, probably because I know what will work for me and what will not work for me. Plus on a first date I just there to enjoy and have fun! :smile:

Phatty Catty now that is what I’m talking about! :wink:

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
9:06 am

I can recall when I flew down to Miami to meet up with a dude I have been talking to for a while but had never seen in person. (Yeah my one time attempt at online dating) Homeboy picked me up from the airport smelling like he drowned himself in Old Spice and he kept brushing hair like Tory in that movie Poetic Justice…after that I was on a mission to get back home early….which I did.

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
9:14 am

Morning
There are always exceptions to the rule, but generally my belief is that first dates are similar to when a school or company is trying to recruit you. They’re trying to put their best foot forward to convince you to choose to be on their team. This is the BEST they will ever treat you. So, if their “best” starts out bad, then it’ll probably only get progressively worse after that. I agree with Pamela on avoiding dinner first dates though. Besides, dinner is the lazy dater’s ace in the hole.

kinderbabe--29 days and counting! woohoo!

April 15th, 2010
9:14 am

@slim…you got that right! lol
@elijah…it was an awful first date! makes me glad that i don’t have to deal w/that anymore.:)

Pirate Joe

April 15th, 2010
9:16 am

Stanley, as a fellow man, you are absolutely a complete wack job. I am 33 and have spent the last 10 years growing my career. Now that I am successful, I am weary of the mid-20s girls that only want to have fun and go for money. I would much rather have a 30 year old attractive woman that can have educated conversations about things other than facebook is more appealing. Sure 22 year olds may be fun for a night, but for classy events…I would never take an unpolished immature little girl.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
9:17 am

Ok call me a sucka but Chrisette looks better bald.. It highlights her gorgeous eyes…

http://allhiphop.com/stories/rumors/archive/2010/04/14/22169433.aspx

TMoney

April 15th, 2010
9:24 am

I’ve had quite a few bad first dates, but I remember one in particular that topped them all. I had been given a girls number by a mutual friend, and we talked on the phone a few times before deciding to go out. I let her pick where we’d meet so she would feel more comfortable. I met her outside the restaurant and went inside. Oh, did I call it a restaurant, it was a bar. One where she knew the entire bar staff. She walked in, and by the time she made it to the bar, the bar tender had already pored her a pitcher. Strike One.

I figured, you know what, I’ll give her a chance, so we sat down and started to talk. Or at least I tried to talk to her. She was more distracted by everyone else at the bar, almost never talking to me as she drank more and more. Strike Two.

After about half an hour, this guy walks in and she runs up and gives him a hug. He’s old enough to be her father, but at this point I thought I was ready for anything. I was wrong, the guy was a driver for a cab service. He and another guy would show up at bars in one car, then one would drive a drunk persons car home while the other followed. I found this out because my (now very drunk) date used them very often, so often that the bar called them for her after less than 15 minutes inside. Strike Three. I was out on that note.

I like to think that my first date with my current girlfriend makes up for all my bad previous first dates (Meeting at a restaurant at 8, closing the restaurant down at 10:30, and then talking in the parking lot for another hour before heading home, second date already planned).

TexasBoy

April 15th, 2010
9:28 am

I agree with Steve Q. Stanley comment for the most part. But not all 30 year old unmarried women are flawed, they may have not found love yet.
Pirate Joe sounds like a whack job! There are some very intelligent 20 something year olds too. They are not all on face book or whatever.

Mr_NYC

April 15th, 2010
9:29 am

Haven[t had any bad dates; OK maybe one. But that was my fault for agreeing to meet sight unseen and before enough convo. I’ve been on the listening end of enough bad date disasters to write my own blog. Online meeting (not dating) is cool, but that’s another topic.
Be yourself, relax, she’s probably nervous too. Keep the conversation on a positive note. Don’t talk about former wives, girlfriends, jump-offs, etc. unless asked and then only if asked a second time. Be up front about your relationship interests. If you want to keep it light and casual say so. If you are not sure say so. If you are looking for a casual to turn into a long-term say so. Don’t leave the lady holding the bill because you don’t like her answers or she wont get with your program tonight — that aint cool.
As far as first impressions go, unless its a total disaster, I may give it a second chance. Depends on whether there is any hint of potential chemistry and common interests.
This works for me and is just my $.02. No guarantees or promises.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
9:33 am

I went out with this guy to the cigar bar in the highlands and when we first met we hit it off then on the date he was telling me more about him and how he grew up in Boston and what kind of life he lives…..loves to gamble, officiate high school basketball games, and play basketball with the theme of gambling…..so he had a I gotta watch my back type demeanor….It was winter and he had on a heavy big jacket and granted this past winter was cold but he kept hugging and tugging at his coat….low and behold this fool was sitting acroos from me with a gun for protection he say but I was like who in the hell is after you……it shock me a bit and to this day when he call or texts I don’t answer…..I am not your ride or die chick and I don’t do jail….what if he would have flipped out and held the cigar bar up….I could have been a damn accomplice without even knowing…..lol gots to be more careful!

j-mike

April 15th, 2010
9:37 am

they shouldn’t be ruled afte one date- there is a lot of nervousness on both sides going on. myself, i’m usually nervous and talk a lot and sometimes may even come off the wrong way. i’m an attractive guy, but after that 1st date and they get to know me better..it makes it easier. plus i’m 31!!!!

Amia in ATL

April 15th, 2010
9:41 am

Good Morning….was reading all of the comments as I sipped my morning coffee.

Anyway, I am so fortunate to have had great dates in my life. I love dates but prefer relationships. Anyway, I am 30 and I don’t feel that I need to settle because of that Mr. Stanley. What’s wrong with you? You actually sound a bit bitter about it. Is it personal perhaps. For most women who have settled, they are also divorced. I have friends you have been married twice already–and on the road to ending hubbie #2. So if settling means going through what they go through, no thank you.

I will wait for who ever is right for me and I am right for them. In the meantime “waiting for Mr. Right, while having a great time with all the wrong ones” LOL!!!!!!!!!

Steven Q. Stanley

April 15th, 2010
9:41 am

Thanks for proving my point for me Pirate Joe.

j-mike

April 15th, 2010
9:44 am

i agree Amia- i’ve had a lot of great date, only a few minor “mishaps”. I’m 31 and just got out of an engagement…it sucked, i’m glad i found out early before walking down the aisle and going through a divorce. she just wasn’t the right one..and i’m trying to get back out there and start dating again.

Steven Q. Stanley

April 15th, 2010
9:46 am

Amia, not bitter at all. I am in a great relationship, thanks for your concern though.

I don’t like to see people alone. I wish everyone could experience the same happiness and joy I do form my relationship. A lot of men, and more so women, over 30 have standards that are too high. The longer you wait, the less equality people on the market. This is especially true for women. Fair or foul, the older you get without being married, the less attractive you are to men.

A lot of you are goign to die alone if you continue through life this way, I only wish to open your eyes. The longer you wit, the less your odds of finding someone are, and the longer you wait, the less you are goign to get for your time. Time to settle or risk becoming a cat lady.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
9:47 am

@ Infamous, whats with the recent rash of “bald” women?

On topic: i havent really had any bad first dates. some less than ideal but no deal breakers.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
9:47 am

j-mike I admire all those you think twice!!!! Good Post!

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
9:48 am

meant who think twice….sorry

kinderbabe--29 days and counting! woohoo!

April 15th, 2010
9:51 am

@DK…chrisette’s hair does look great!:) i’m probably biased though b/c my hair is about the same length if not shorter…doe-eyed girls can rock a fierce short cut.;)

j-mike

April 15th, 2010
9:52 am

i agree with most of what stanley is saying however, i’m a little picky because i want certain things from women and not just “settle” because i’m over 30. that’s like falling in love for the sake of falling in love or getting married because all your friends are married. your options do get limited but i think it’s worth it.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
9:54 am

TMoney – Girlfriend after a first date.. In my New Orleans Voice Woady you dont know them peoples..

Steven Q. Stanley

April 15th, 2010
9:56 am

j-mike, get what you are saying, but you have to be prepared that it will never happen if that is your approach., It becomes less and less likely the longer you wait. It’s a risk, clearly you are willing to take, kudos on admitting it though, a lot of people delude themselves into thinking otherwise.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
9:56 am

KB – Can I rub on your head.. For good luck of course. You know I loves a woman that can rock a short cut and carry the haircut and not let the haircut carry her..

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
9:58 am

it is nothing like great chemmistry in the start and altenative 1st dates…..now vs my late 20s things seem brighter and not dull or routine…..out the box has been the theme….i guess remaining creative is important as you continue to get to know the other person….

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
10:00 am

chemistry….kemistry…..chemistry! a great vibe and connect! lol

Melo

April 15th, 2010
10:02 am

the bar tender had already pored her a pitcher

@TMONEY!!

Thats a date with a Geraman tanker!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Melo

April 15th, 2010
10:03 am

German Tanker

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:04 am

Nik – I likes a bald head.. I likes some long hair.. I likes some locs.. I likes it all as long as its rcked right.. I dont hair discriminate… I guess its the confidence that I like. The chick that owns whatever shes rocking.. Cause thats how I feel.. I am confident enough to put on whatever and make it fly cause Im cool like dat..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:04 am

Nik – except skinny jeans.. My bizalls are too big for skinny jeans..

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
10:05 am

@TMoney~ your post reminded me of the sitcom Cheers. ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Sometimes you want to go where people know your name, and they’re all glad that you came….♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Cha Ching!

Anywho ~ hey kinderbabe, getting drunk in less than 10 mins is valid reason to RUN!

j-mike

April 15th, 2010
10:05 am

true that stanley, thats why, as you said earlier, being 31…i look for those ladies 26 & up…you do get more options that way.

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
10:06 am

According to Stanley – I should just go kill myself – TWICE!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:06 am

Infamous my brother is the same way he always says the hair doesn’t matter as long as its “done”.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:07 am

Infamous, there is nothing sexy (to me at least) about a dude in skinny jeans.

nor, a dude with his pants falling off.

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
10:08 am

As to bad *first* dates, I wouldn’t say they were *first* dates. If it was bad, it was the *only* date.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
10:10 am

pk agree! or needs a hair cut or shave…..well groomed but best dress isn’t important……I am not a fashion queen but be clean

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:11 am

Nik – Right.. As long as its done.. Gotta keep the wig spilt..

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:12 am

Lady J you already know i have a thing for a clean cut guy ;) and clean cut doesn’t mean suits etc all the time, it means pride in his appearance, what I can’t do is get with the whole “white tee” thang, not for a date nooooooooooo.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
10:13 am

@SexyC ~ :lol: :lol: :lol: I also thought of a person who once told me that I’ve lived most of my life already and should be thankful to date whoever should ask me out. What a crock of shyt and I told this person exactly that!

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
10:13 am

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:14 am

Infamous,

Gotta keep the wig spilt

fa sho, that’s one thing my dad instilled in all his girls, “no man likes a nappy headed woman, keep your hair done” And he sent us to the hair salon every two weeks faithfully until we were old enough to pay ourselves.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
10:14 am

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship….Louisa May Alcott

First dates just prepare you for what is in store on the other side!!!!

KB now aren’t you glad that foolishness is over! LOL

I am enjoying better! LOL

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
10:15 am

DK – You owe me some stain remover for my White shirt…ballz too big for skinny jeans. Hilarious!!

kinderbabe--29 days and counting! woohoo!

April 15th, 2010
10:16 am

@DK…lol…i can’t let you do that. i have a designated head rubber.;) i totally agree about being confident and wearing the cut and not letting it wear you. i have always been indifferent about hair since i was a teen. i grew it out for 12 years (locs) and hair to the crack of my azz…now i’m on the other side of the coin (bald). i really could care less. it’s just hair! and i STILL look good.:) hair doesn’t define my beauty.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
10:17 am

Time to settle or risk becoming a cat lady.

@Steven Q. Stanley??

:lol:

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:18 am

Kinderbabe

in the background i hear India Arie “i am not my hair” :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:18 am

I keep this thang cut every Wednesday.. Me and the Dude gotta keep the cuts proper and in order.. Im rockin a short fro these days.. Just let the sides grow back in from the fade.. The back is tapered though.. I hadnt decided if Im gonna do my Maxwell fro again or grow my Locs back.. I kinda miss em..

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:21 am

I keep this thang cut every Wednesday

see ladies we aren’t the only ones with standing hair appts :lol:

kinderbabe--29 days and counting! woohoo!

April 15th, 2010
10:23 am

@princessnik…that’s right!:) you know i love that song! how are you today? any big plans for the weekend?

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:23 am

Nk – Yeah I do it like that cause on the weekends I dont have The Dude he wont be walking around looking crazy..

kinderbabe--29 days and counting! woohoo!

April 15th, 2010
10:24 am

@ladyj…of course! i am SO glad that’s over too. hopefully i won’t have any more first date.;)

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:25 am

News Flash.. Awwwww Sh!t Flip Flop lady is a music lover.. weve been going back and forth about Music..

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:25 am

KB, i’m soooooooooooooooo G R E A T!!!

No major plans this weekend, maybe a lil window shopping, might find more decor for the house. Speaking of which has anyone been to homegoods in buckhead? is it worth a visit?

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:27 am

Infamous I feel ya! The newbie has a standing friday trip to the barber shop, that’s his short day at the full time job, so he usually hits the shop right as its opening. He also takes his little nephew to get his hair cut, which i think is just so awesome.

Beelzebubba - Demon of the South

April 15th, 2010
10:30 am

It’s a wonderful first date day. 2 for 1 chicken biscuits at Mickey D’s you know.

kinderbabe--29 days and counting! woohoo!

April 15th, 2010
10:30 am

@PrincessNik…that’s is super!:)i feel you on the window shopping. i may do some of that too. i haven’t been to homegoods yet. they probably have some cool stuff. it would be worth the trip.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
10:31 am

He also takes his little nephew to get his hair cut, which i think is just so awesome.

@PrincessNik!!??

there is nothing really awesome or outa this world about that..taking neph to the bar shop…its a normal thing any man can do…just keep ur feet to the ground babe.

Im luving the newbee,if not trolls, left field posts today. No holds barred really!

I am a lurker! :lol: :lol:

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
10:32 am

Anyone been to Agatha’s Mystery Dinner Theater??

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:32 am

Themajor difference between men and women.. Window shopping.. Thats like Sex with no climax.. Heck I guess ya’ll used to that too..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:33 am

Slim – Yes but it was years ago.. Its ok but I dont think I’ll do it again because more than once is… Its a novelty spot fer sure..

Carlito

April 15th, 2010
10:34 am

Hello, I have nothing to ass on the topic. But I am in a great mood anyway. Talk to you all later this afternoon :)

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
10:36 am

Too dang funny, my Italian Studmuffin has a$$ on the brain!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:39 am

there is nothing really awesome or outa this world about that..taking neph to the bar shop…its a normal thing any man can do…just keep ur feet to the ground babe.

Melo, dude, my feet are on the ground and whil it is something normal that any man CAN do, doesn’t make it the NORM if you know what i mean. The thing that makes it awesome to me is that it implies that he is a family man. Honestly his nephews dad should be taking lil man to the barbershop but since apparently he does not, he decided to step in and do so.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:40 am

DK when i say window shopping i mean, i have nothing in particular to buy but if i see something that strikes my fancy i will.

kimmie

April 15th, 2010
10:40 am

Princess – I have not been to the one in Buckhead, but the one near Northpointe is the bomb! You can find some great things for the home at wonderful low prices. Great gift items too.

I’ve not had any out-of-the-way first dates really. But if I’m unsure about a guy, I won’t accept an evening date. Lunch works out great – an hour & I have to get back to work! If it was good, we can plan our 2nd date. Me & SO’s first date was awesome. If a first date was REALLY bad, like SCool said, it would be the ONLY date. A little case of the nerves is okay & normal, but if you are completely unglued, that will be our only date. I like a confident man, we’re grown, not high schoolers on our first date ever! Yeah, you will get dropped cause I will think you are crazy! Rude – kicked to the curb. But a little stumble, okay that might be a little endearing.

Oh, Good mornting blog!

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
10:41 am

@PrincessNik ~ and that in itself is AWESOME!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:42 am

leggs

glad someone understands >>>>>>melo :roll:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:43 am

Leggs – Hello babe

kimmie

April 15th, 2010
10:43 am

Princess- Melo understands, he’s just trying to stir up trouble!LOL!!

I am the bad dater...

April 15th, 2010
10:44 am

I wanted to share that sometimes you can cause a bad date unintentionally. I asked this woman out for two months and she kept saying she was busy. Not a quitter, I kept asking and she said yes to dinner. The only thing, I had eaten a big lunch and wanted to skip dinner. I agreed to the date. We talked and laughed together. I told her that I wasn’t eating, because I ate a big lunch, but she could order whatever she liked. I thought the date was cool until my sister-in-law called and jumped on me for not eating on the first date. She said that it made me look cheap and it made her uncomfortable to eat. We all laugh at it now. I did get a chance to redeem myself by taking her on an MTV style date, where we do something crazy like becoming news reporters for CNN or take a Tae Bo class. She enjoyed that date and I did eat.

Carlito

April 15th, 2010
10:44 am

I meant to type add not ass. Although I am surprised ass was allowed to be typed and shown.

:)

Leggs, you busted me.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
10:44 am

DK – I think i’ve gone YEARSSSSSS ago too but I only remember it vaguely. (been to too many plays to remember them all over the years) Anyhoo, got to talking with my tax man yesterday and I think we are going to attempt to go. ;-) Looks like Slim is having a wee bit-o-fun these days. LOL!

Carlito – Um…you okay over there? I hope you weren’t looking at azz when you typed that post. That’s why I hate to type an email or anything whenever someone is trying to talk to me at the same time…end up typing what they are saying.

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
10:44 am

how he grew up in Boston and what kind of life he lives
What’s his initials?

Ok call me a sucka but Chrisette looks better bald.. It highlights her gorgeous eyes
Yeah that’s a hot look for her. I got a thing for the natural rocked right anyway though.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
10:46 am

Hola!

As for first date horrors I usually drive to mitigate the horrors.

At this point in my life I really enjoy talking on the phone and emails first. I don’t like going on first dates without the feeling of “I know this person.” For first dates I like to keep it easy…a quick cup of coffee or my favorite Rita’s Italian ice treat if it is hot.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
10:47 am

DreamsM lol I am scared to say don’t want him hunting me down for giving him up! LOL

Beelzebubba - Demon of the South

April 15th, 2010
10:48 am

Coffee? Bring your own container to Starbucks today.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:48 am

NIk – Yeah I see way more women in the Shop than there needs to be.. But we all make sure they can come in and drop the little fellas off and they are gonna be in good hands. At least they will get the real man experience while Momma aint sitting right there…

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
10:49 am

@InfamousD ~ hello sweetie…how’s it hanging How are things going for you? (LOL)!

Melo

April 15th, 2010
10:50 am

PrincessNik??

bottom line = u luv this man..NO qstion.! :lol:

Now,does he brush his teeth too??

thats awesome if he does! :lol:

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
10:51 am

@Professor ~ no you didn’t!!! Did you know that I’m a sucka for italian icees! You should try Cole’s Italian Ice on the corner of Memorial Drive and Candler Road…..OMG, DELICIOUS! I frequent that place so much in the summer I sometimes get a free icee just for showing up!

Beelzebubba - Demon of the South

April 15th, 2010
10:51 am

Blog hijacked by a group of bored office lady acquaintances as a vehicle to pass personal notes.

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
10:52 am

Wearing a white tee to a date! Where they do dat at?

Too much expectation on a first date can set you up for a big letdown!
Go out and enjoy the date!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:52 am

awww man melo you really ran with that one, LOVE nah we still getting to know each other.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
10:52 am

Slim – Dang you done scooped the tax man.. Hey hold up… Let me meet ya so you can dig this..

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
10:54 am

Go out and enjoy the date!

@Elijah you ain’t never lied!!!!! just enjoy!!!!!!

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
10:54 am

if you keep a fresh line-up/cut you will always attract the ladies attention. I rock a fresh cut/lin-up every week and attention I receive from the ladies is awesome baby! :wink:

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
10:55 am

Wearing a white tee to a date! Where they do dat at?

@ Elijah, you’d be surprised :roll:

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
10:57 am

Rita’s Italian ice treat if it is hot
Man I love Italian ice, or iceys as we called ‘em where I’m from. Shoot I kinda want one now. Let’s go get one. lol

DreamsM lol I am scared to say don’t want him hunting me down for giving him up!
Now you know I wouldn’t snitch. Your secret is safe with me. ;-) I’m more curious than anything.

Anyone been to Agatha’s Mystery Dinner Theater??
Haven’t been, but was thinking of checking it out. You gon roll with me? I’m a good first date, I promise. lol

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
10:57 am

you right again! a lil boy hair cut meaning a close cut is so damn cute on a grown man! just fresh!

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
10:59 am

DK – Isn’t it about time for another blog meet-n-greet anyway?…or does that sort of kill the fantasy of being behind the screen a little bit?

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
10:59 am

dreamsM comedy is the theme today on the blog!!!! The funnies are killing me and it is early!

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
10:59 am

I’m the committe chair for my high school reunion planning committee – I’ve been having all these high school flashbacks.

Remember when tennis skirts were all the rage?

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:00 am

Lady J

I like the low cut ceasar with the deep wave

;) u know we had to throw in a line from a song

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:01 am

SEXY C

OMG Tennis skirts, yes, and we had to have K-swiss sneakers to rock with ours

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
11:02 am

Dreams & DK

I was checking out the website for Agatha’s and the tix are like $60 a pop. I’m not sure that cost is appropriate for a first date. That means an average cost of at LEAST $120 if you don’t order anything extra. Not sure i’d be comfy with that amount of cash flow for a 1st time. What do yall think about that?

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
11:02 am

Slim – Dang you done scooped the tax man.. Hey hold up… Let me meet ya so you can dig this..
Yeah Slim got some game I see. The Mr. IRS, Mr. Car Sales, Mr. Que Dawg, Mr. Ricky Ricardo, Mr. Share No Feelings. Slim don’t lie, you ain’t paid for a meal in like the last two months, huh. lol Hustlin’, staying recession proof.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:02 am

girl the waves bring back high school memories lol

Professor

April 15th, 2010
11:03 am

Leggs and DreamsM Meet me over there…my treat, because now I want one too!

Elijah are you out here flirting with these heifers via haircut? lol

Dang Slim you know how to pull ‘em girl…you pulled the car man too! Keep your game strong this is the time of year to do it

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:03 am

Slim that $120 is kinda steep for a FIRST date, save that for somebody you really feeling.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:03 am

professor too damn funny!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:05 am

Lady J i can remember applying murray’s to my ex’s hair and being taught to brush with the wave not against the wave :lol: lmbo

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:05 am

best first date bookstore read a book talk a bit back and forth and enjoyed silence……priceless oh and a hug! lol

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
11:06 am

PK – we wore dopeboy Nikes with ours.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:06 am

pk memory lane chica! the wave cap as he walked off the football field! #POW! LOL those were the days!

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
11:07 am

Not sure i’d be comfy with that amount of cash flow for a 1st time. What do yall think about that?
Ask Mr. Tax if there’s any way I can claim that $120 as a deduction and we’re on and poppin. lol

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:08 am

Melo

April 15th, 2010
11:09 am

I took a lady once on a first date..eghh back then..we go to the theatre to watch some play and jazz thang..cool,we talking,vibing etc..but then,rather be conseravtive with me and just have fun,babe girl starts strokking the back of my head and neck..just trying to pull me up on high!
:lol:
And I was even thinking of her or looking at her as a jump off or in those terms,not immediately like that, but more like a serious girl thang i wanted to explore a relationship with.
Now,I truly hate it when phat sheep and goats willingly walk into the lions den..thirsty look?? u gotta disguise them looks and ur little fingers,jus a lil bit.

I knew she was feeling itchy down there and i was mad that my scouting report was kinda off. I wasnt hungry at that point.

I sqeezed her hard when we parted and dismissed her and then declined to answer her constant and frequent calls subsequent to that encounter!

Can u believe,a thisrty woman can be intimidating too to a playa smetimes!?? :lol:

Timeless

April 15th, 2010
11:10 am

Pirate Joe (@9:16) – Totally agree. Far too many people just want to have meaningless fun. There are ways to have mature, interesting fun without acting like one is in high school.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:10 am

dopeboy Nikes

Sexy C, not sure what those are, we prolly called em something else.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
11:10 am

I wasnt event thinking!! (corectn)

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
11:11 am

I was reading the Essence magazine with Jill Scott on the cover yesterday while I was in Firestone getting new tires.

I ran across a Payless Shoe Source ad that had some ugly ass shoes for $80.

$80 shoes in PAYLESS?!?!? WHATDAHELL?!?!?!?

Melo

April 15th, 2010
11:11 am

aggghhhhh..

neva mind!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:12 am

$80 shoes in PAYLESS?!?!? WHATDAHELL?!?!?!?

i saw that also tsk tsk tsk

Professor

April 15th, 2010
11:15 am

@Lady J… :grin: as tired as I am I cannot help but to laugh.

DreamsM are you going to bring some spirits for Leggs and I to spike these Italian ice treats? You are the bartender, right.

Rico

April 15th, 2010
11:15 am

First date was a blind date. Friend set me up with a beautiful (and I mean bee-YOO-tee-full) young lady for a double date. Dinner and movie. One thing he “forgot” to mention was that she was an ORDAINED MINISTER! (Found out on the way to pick her up via text msg.) Although nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, I followed through. My error was assuming she was somehow less than human due to her profession. This gal has a wonderful (if just a bit conservative) personality, sipped wine with class and grace, and laid a goodnight kiss (kiss ONLY) on me that would have melted steel! My lady reverend and I are still together and going strong. No intimacy of course, but that is fine with me. I fully respect her vows and moral obligation to her ministry. She is such a wonderful person that I am honored to be with her without all the usual trappings. Marriage in the future? Maybe, but we are still getting to know one another and simply enjoying each others company. Moral of the story: DON’T judge the book by its cover!
By the way, she didn’t do that to me . . .I’m just a “working stiff IT guy” and she accepts that without hesitation.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:15 am

yall I have yet to open the magazine….lol I read my horoscope and that is it….I have to do better with Essence!

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
11:15 am

“Slim don’t lie, you ain’t paid for a meal in like the last two months, huh. lol Hustlin’, staying recession proof.”

Dreams LMAO @ your dating recap for me. ha ha ha But for real though, it’s not like that. I’m not out searching for sponsors to stay recession proof. Some of those dudes you listed didn’t make it to an actual date. You can scratch Ricky Ricardo off…when we met up at Uptown, I paid my own way. Never went out with Mr. Carsalesman even though i have to stop by there today to pick up my manual for the car ;-) Mr. Que still around and so is Mr. Feeling Fighter. And as far as game, I don’t have any..I’m just Me :-D

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:17 am

awwww rico congrats!!!! never judge a book by its covers!!!! That is a cute story!

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
11:18 am

Awwww not the haircuts. Gotta say the girls used to love the shag and the tail. haha later on the christopher williams box cut was the MO. Rocked the suge knight baldy with the beard a little while in college. baldy with the goatee at other times. Went hard in Cali and grew my hair out and rocked the Samoan style ponytail. rocked the curls (not the Jherri) for a while too. throughout it all, the tight fade has always been there though. I almost always revert back to that.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
11:18 am

PrincessNik – um that wouldn’t be coming out of my pocket. LOL! I would if that was for someone I was dating for a while like you said. But I wouldn’t be comfy with someone else spending that on a 1st date on me…not my MO to get a dude to ball out for me when we haven’t even decided if we like each other…

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:19 am

Slim,

I didn’t mean YOU lol i meant you in general ;)

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
11:21 am

$80 shoes in PAYLESS?!?!? WHATDAHELL?!?!?!?

Maybe they are $240 anywhere else or a replica of a more expensive brand. You know for those who want the designer look for the warehouse prices.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
11:23 am

@BD of the South ~ the blog is routinely hijacked for various reasons, and it’s not always bored office ladies. Sometimes it’s horny men that do the hijacking! Which category do you fit in?

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
11:23 am

Girl, regardless – they were ugly.
Let me see if I can find a link and post them.

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:23 am

preach leggs! lol

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
11:27 am

And as far as game, I don’t have any..I’m just Me
Ahhhhh the old “No-Game” Game. ;-) Hey, enjoy yourself and keep the bar high, so that even the ones you reject can at least say they know what quality looks like. Now, when you’ve scratched them all off the list, come holla at me. lol

Melo

April 15th, 2010
11:29 am

I’m not out searching for sponsors to stay recession proof

@SlimOne??

If u hadnt chickened out on fulfilling my end of the unsinged hooking-u-up contract(the in-kind,dollar less commission),I wld have hooked u up for at least one first date with mystery blog man,possibly dinner at some swanky Atl eatery!

:lol: :lol:

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
11:30 am

Not too many “bad” dates fortunately. The worst have been “blind dates” set up by so-called friends…how did they think I would be attracted to some of them I’ll never know. I do my best to avoid “blind dates” like the plague.

There have been a few where I did not excite and impress someone I wanted to impress. These were followed by those “what the h… was I thinkin” moments afterwards when I wanted to slap my self in the side of the head and tell myself had badly I had screwed the pooch..

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
11:32 am

The Payless Shoes

The second set of pictures. Uuuummmm….Hell naw.

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
11:34 am

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:34 am

SEXY C

just FUGLY

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:34 am

aww shucks look @ payless stepping it up…lol

Lady J-Lioness

April 15th, 2010
11:35 am

pk too funny! pk watch this I guess show show is the new payless! did i take you back to SC LOL

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
11:36 am

I would see a chick with those shoes on and immediately file her ass under *Trying Too Hard*.

Willie Dynamite

April 15th, 2010
11:38 am

Morning All,

Fortunately no Bad First dates for me. I’ve never really been on a blind date so I’m pretty good with the due diligence (scouting report). I also think it helps with at least having a few good conversations upfront. I can say I had a few misunderstanding about expectations. I refer to them as Chickenheads now for expecting the Big Dinner and movie nite out before I even found out anything about them. How bout we just have a drink or even take a walk and talk a little.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:39 am

Lady J, you right shoe show, of course now they are all over.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:40 am

aww shucks

lady J NOOOO!

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
11:41 am

sexycool too funny!

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
11:41 am

I am being funny yall! LOL

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
11:41 am

marshall’s is my shop stop for less!

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
11:41 am

Yes Professor I am attracting all kind of hiefers with the fresh cut! :smile:

Who dates more Slim or Wisa Diva?

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
11:43 am

good conversation is key…..doesn’t require the fluff of doing anything major or costly…..

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
11:45 am

good conversation is key…..doesn’t require the fluff of doing anything major or costly…..

very true

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
11:45 am

“I wld have hooked u up for at least one first date with mystery blog man”

Melo – it’s one thing to go on a blind date…but a blind blog mystery man date??? :shock: So is it and send me a pic…you have the email addy lol

Melo

April 15th, 2010
11:46 am

Who dates more Slim or Wisa Diva?

@Elijah!

obviously WD..u wanna be her experiment??

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
11:47 am

All of those shoes are hideous!

Kym

April 15th, 2010
11:52 am

Afternoon All,

My friend from the other day ask the young guy from finance out and he said yes. I will let yall know how it goes.

In my own personal news..one of Melo’s fellow country men hit on me at the post office today.

Has anyone seen Truth lately..I miss our little political talks and I have some finance news to share with him.

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
11:52 am

Melo can you hook a brotha up?

Wisa Diva has more dates then Tiger’s has alleged mistresses?

Who is Jesse James? Why are the women outing this man?

Melo

April 15th, 2010
11:52 am

@Slim??

even tho im trying to broker a deal on the public blog,one thing about me, i keep secrets..u know married men keep secrets!

so u be safe..nobody will even know that the deal went thru! :lol:

but bizz is bizz..i gotta pocket my part(well,the goods??) of the deal be4 i talk or slip sme ur way!

I play Hardball(s)!??? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Melo

April 15th, 2010
11:53 am

@Kym!

one of Melo’s fellow country men hit on me at the post office today.

are u giving him some play?? he impressive,so far??

plz lemme know!!

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
11:54 am

@ Melo

re: “Can u believe,a thisrty woman can be intimidating too to a playa smetimes!?? ”

I definitely got one of those t-shirts once… but figured I had to “rise to the occasion” lasted two weekends…then I hid until she quit calling. Not proud of that actually.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
11:56 am

melo – why do I get the strangest feeling that you are trying to become my pimp on the sly?

-even tho im trying to broker a deal
-nobody will even know that the deal went thru
-i gotta pocket my part(well,the goods

So what exactly would you be getting out of ‘the deal’? And who is this mystery blogger hiding behind curtain number 1? lol

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
11:56 am

@Kym!

one of Melo’s fellow country men hit on me at the post office today.

How do you know it wasn’t the man himself?

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
11:58 am

“a thisrty woman can be intimidating too to a playa” How so??? How was she intimidating and still you “rose to the occasion?”

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
11:59 am

Off topic…I can’t friggin believe this…supposed to fly to Paris tomorrow from Glasgow Scotland and all of the airports in the UK are closed because of a dayum volcano erupting in Iceland. Funny thing is the Iceland airport is open, but half the airports in western Europe are closed. Dayum, Dayum,Dayum,Dayum,Dayum,Dayum,Dayum,Dayum,Dayum,.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
12:00 pm

As for the shoes they are not my cup of tea, but I am sure there is a market for them. Some folks cannot give Christian Louboutin that kind of money, but still want some version of the premium designer market.

If I saw a lady out with them on I would not say trying too hard, because I see too many that don’t try hard enough. There are some model chicks out there that can pull some things off.

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
12:00 pm

slim you bout to get it crunk brought back a couple years ago when your comedy use to get us through!!!!! too funny!!!!!

Professor

April 15th, 2010
12:01 pm

RandyT I thought about you and your trip to Paris this morning when I saw the report.

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
12:01 pm

@ Leggs…I didn’t want her to think I was from Midtown or Piedmont Park. Kept up my end so to speak, but her draggin me to the BR on the first date was new to me at the time (not long after my divorce)…and scary.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:01 pm

LOL SexyCool. Those are awful. Maybe it’s a sad attempt to copy Christian Louboutin. He has a Total Madness collection that is a bit much for me.

Kym

April 15th, 2010
12:02 pm

@Melo.. He waited in the parking lot until I came out of the building(that creeps me out). He walked over to my car..(I was doing the quick–walk–run..) he told me I was beautiful..(I said thank you but in my head I was like..oh lord)..he asked for my number( I gave it to him..I will talk to you on the phone..that way I don’t have to waste mace or bullets)<<<<just kidding So Melo I don't know yet.

@RandyT..I don't think it was Melo..but if it was I should have used the Mace..LMAO!!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
12:03 pm

I didn’t want her to think I was from Midtown or Piedmont Park

:lol:

Kym

April 15th, 2010
12:03 pm

Ok seriously the blog eats at least one of my post a day

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
12:03 pm

@ Prof…hoping it will pass. Supposed to be sunny and warm all weekend ther and I am going to be so POed if I am stuck here in Cumbria with the gal with 14 teeth, instead of at the Tour de Eiffel checking out women from four or five continents.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
12:03 pm

one thing about me, i keep secrets..u know married men keep secrets!

:shock:

You are something else :grin:

Melo

April 15th, 2010
12:04 pm

How do you know it wasn’t the man himself?

@RandyT??

agggghhh…

no,it aint me!

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
12:04 pm

VSB has been funny as sht this week.

Check ‘em out.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
12:06 pm

RandyT I am hoping it will pass as well, because the girl with no teeth is not a good consolation prize.

Kym

April 15th, 2010
12:07 pm

@Melo..he waited until I came out of the post office..(that creeps me out). Came over to my car(still creepy)..told me I was beautiful(I said thank you but in my head I was like oh lawd)..he asked for my number to call me and asked what was a good time..oh yeah and if I was married.(maybe with that steeler logo he thought I was)..anywhoo I figured what the heck. Phone yes..no wasted mace or bullets.

If it was Melo I would have used mace.

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
12:08 pm

scool that was interesting!!!!! LOL

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:09 pm

SexyCool, I checked Champ out this morning I just love that list. See that’s how real men think. They realize we are human beings. All this crap we read about how guys say they want women that looked like they stepped out of Glamour magazine the minute we step out of bed need to go somewhere and sit their tired arses down.

Real men want real women.

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
12:10 pm

@ Prof

To be fair, she does have some teeth, just about half or so of normal…and those are a funny color.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
12:10 pm

So what exactly would you be getting out of ‘the deal’?

@SlimOne??

see,u dont have to tell the blog that..u just figure it out and lemme know how much u think the hook up is wrth…negotiable! :lol: But i dont hook up low priced targets,thats one thing fo sho!

@Elijah
Melo can you hook a brotha up?

yeah,but not WD and not Slim! these 2 might make u go the other way with angst once u get benched…

I dont want u to resign on ladies completely.

But u free to lemme know ur other targets and I will feel for u and give u my highly sought after evaluations! :lol:

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
12:11 pm

Rock – that’s why *I* call him The Champ. LOL!

kimmie

April 15th, 2010
12:12 pm

Raqita – How was your trip?

kimmie

April 15th, 2010
12:15 pm

SCool – Those shoes were designed by Christian Siriano, winner of Project Runway a few seasons ago! That’s why they are high. Actually, I thought they were going to be uglier. They look like a few I’ve seen in the magazines on the runways this year.

There is a family of sisters I am friends with – 4 ladies. They all have tiny feet – (size 5 1/2 or 6). They can put on the ugliest shoes & somehow pull them off. I bet they would rock those!

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
12:16 pm

SexyCool – thanks for a good funny read during lunch. That was funny. LOL!

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
12:16 pm

btw – Rock – that supercute pic of Lady Liz.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:18 pm

SexyCool I am so glad I have a real man that knows how to appreciate this real woman burps, occasional leg stumble, past and all. A woman can’t ask for much more.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:18 pm

Kimmie, it was really nice, just too short. LOL

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
12:19 pm

“i dont hook up low priced targets,thats one thing fo sho!”

melo – so if you put me into a market report…what would the going average rate be for a chick like me? LOL

And why did you post to Elijah regarding not WD or me remind me of the part in Color Purple when Danny Glover came trying to get Netti but the dad said he couldn’t have her…could only have Ceilie lololol

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
12:19 pm

kimmie – I remember him from watching the show. Even on the show, it seemed like he was always trying to design the most avant garde (read: ugly) mess and convince us it was fashion.

He needs to stay away from the Ex pills and the lipgloss.

Kym

April 15th, 2010
12:19 pm

I love that blog Sexy..funny list..but true.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
12:20 pm

Kym!

hope it works out….I hope he got a back bone tho to handle u! :lol:

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:20 pm

They look like a few I’ve seen in the magazines on the runways this year.

Kimmie, when I see those runway pictures in magazine I kinda shudder. Who wears that stuff on the street? Even on the red carpet you don’t find those designs. I never understood it. But then I am not a designer or model either. LOL

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:21 pm

Thanks SexyCool. Cute shot, but nerve wrecking at the same time. LOL

kimmie

April 15th, 2010
12:24 pm

SCool – Yeah, that mess was ugly, but the kind of over-the-top stuff those high-fashion types go for!

Do you remember a blond guy that won awhile back, Austin Scott? He got a gig with Amsale, the sister that designs GORGEOUS, sophisticated wedding gowns. He was working with her for awhile & I think now he has his own line. I saw him on Say Yes to the Dress.

Kym

April 15th, 2010
12:24 pm

@Melo Ha..Ha.. whateva..joker..

Okay seriously it is taking the weekend wayyy to long to get here these days.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
12:26 pm

what would the going average rate be for a chick like me?

@Slim

u got a good rating,no worries. Ur print and pictorial reviews(thanx to facebook) came in sound!

@And why did you post to Elijah regarding not WD or me

as for him,one thing,he dont have his facebook profile on. If he truly is looking,he needs to kick the incognito look.So I cannot put a height qualification on his stats sheet coz his pic aint nowhere.
His blog persona also dont vibe with WD or urself. Ill just keep it at that(minimum) coz individual evaluations are secret…remember his other potential female suitors are listening..i aint giving them free inside info unless they play ball too.

Dont u luv to be in my position?!! :lol:

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
12:27 pm

I didn’t want her to think I was from Midtown or Piedmont Park. :lol: :lol: All those words just to say “sweet.” :lol: :lol:

If it was Melo I would have used mace. Comedy at it’s finest!!

kimmie

April 15th, 2010
12:28 pm

Raqi – I keep up with high fashion quite a bit. They have to design the over-the-top stuff for the runway shows. It’s more like art that real-woman fashion. Some of it would be too much for Lady Gaga! But what they really do is put on a “performance” for the shows, tone them WAY DOWN to sell in the boutiques in NYC, Paris, Milan, etc & some they tone down EVEN MORE to mass produce to sell in the Macy’s, Dillards, etc. By the time they reach Walmart, if they ever do, they are unrecognizable!LOL!!

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
12:28 pm

“If I can’t trust you enough to stand in front of you, naked and vulnerable, imperfect and flawed, and have you love me in spite of, you are not my forever.”

CoolShadow

April 15th, 2010
12:29 pm

First dates are simply auditions to confirm whether you want to spend additional time and resources on future dates with someone. That’s why a first date should be a somewhat subdued encounter like a coffee shop, as opposed to a five-star restaurant where you might drop $100+ on a date with a person who may not have even reached acquaintance status.

I haven’t really had a date from hell experience, although there have a couple where I wish I could get that time spent back. Went on a first date with someone I had marginal interest in to a sporting event. In the middle of the event she asks if I’m ready to leave because the smoke was bothering her sinuses, but would endure it if I wanted to stay. The problem was that the venue was smoke free and I interpreted that move as her wanting to break off the date. We immediately left and I dropped her off at her place and never spoke to her since. I was more ticked off at the corny lie than the fact that she wanted to end the date early.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
12:30 pm

Damn, I love that SexyC!!!!

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:33 pm

SexyCool, mail.

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
12:33 pm

sexycool that is a good one!!!!!

kinderbabe--29 days and counting! woohoo!

April 15th, 2010
12:35 pm

@sexycool…love your 12:28 post!:)

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
12:37 pm

melo You are truly a nuttt, with 3 t’s. lol

Melo

April 15th, 2010
12:41 pm

@Randyt??

u here??

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:43 pm

SexyCool I love that quote.

One of my bff was telling me about this episode of Real Sex that she saw and this company makes these sex dolls. Not the blow up dolls but dolls that look and feel like real women. The stuff they use to make them make the breasts and v-spots feel real.

Now that is what these guys we cannot deal with a real woman and her real life needs. A replica of a woman with 3 holes that nothing comes out of. No baby from the twat, no farts from the b-spot and no conversation from the lips. Just sit over there inoperable and look pretty until he wants to get off.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:44 pm

SexyCool, I love that quote.

One of my bff was telling me about this episode of Real S*x that she saw and this company makes these sex dolls. Not the blow up dolls but dolls that look and feel like real women. The stuff they use to make them make the breasts and v-spots feel real.

Now that is what these guys we cannot deal with a real woman and her real life needs. A replica with 3 holes that nothing comes out of. No baby from the v-spot, no farts from the b-spot and no conversation from the lips. Just sit over there inoperable and look pretty until he wants to get off.

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
12:47 pm

LOL – I was quoting myself. It’s something I’m kinda dealing with this week.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
12:47 pm

Raqi I actually saw that episode of RS…they make them for women too…replicas of men where you can change the male private part. They showed these 3 chicks testing the doll out…I’m sorry but, that’s a bit extreme to me. I’d have to cover it up at night for fear that it would move by itself, like the little boy did in that movie Poltergeist with the crazy looking clown. lol

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
12:52 pm

I just confirmed an all inclusive jamaica wedding for my colleague that is getting married next may and the room is off the chain!!!!!!!! out the box is the theme….lol that is going to be a fun getaway!!!!!

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
12:54 pm

Actually I probably should not couch it quite that way. Let’s say that their are “non compliant”.

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 15th, 2010
12:54 pm

they’re not their. sorry.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
12:56 pm

Lady J,

Now that sounds like fun. Keep doing your thing. I am going to do a weekend getaway next week, but it is time for me to plan a real fall trip. For some reason I am drawing a blank on where I want to go.

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
12:57 pm

professor I am….and you too!!!!!

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
12:59 pm

Slim, it’s just sick to me. Half of the enjoyment of sex is the interaction and satisfaction of your partner. Him doing to me and responding to what I do to him. The moans and the sounds, the kisses…I mean that’s just part of what makes it good.

She said one guy was talking about how much the inside of the doll felt very similar to a real woman. Notice he said very similar because ain’t nothing like the real thing, I don’t care what crazy folks say. Having sex with an inanimate object instead of the real thing, you are doing ALL of the work ALL of the time.

I guess those guys don’t have to worry about if they are any good or not. There is no one to judge their performance. LOL

Professor

April 15th, 2010
1:00 pm

I don’t not what I want for lunch either. I am not really hungry, but I need to step out and eat something. Hmmm a baked potatoe would be nice.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
1:03 pm

I wanted to tell u of this situation..wondering if it were u,wld u decommission or commission this lady??

women?? smetimes they test u for real!! angst!!??

I befriend a lady from high school..I was in lower sixth,she was in same stream as my young brother in ,US equivalent of 8th grade….

nothing in our 3 email convo when we facebooked..to me “yeah, u still look the same,still looking good blah blah” and that was it..thats about last year december.Shes in SA and im sure not married. I asked her aboput our other mutual school mates etc..u know the usual talk among pple who went to same school.

Now today..she sends me a facebook message thats off the wall..”can u hook me up with 500k blah blah….crap like that.

U know im going to the wrld cup in June,shld I prep her for comissoining once i get there?? :lol:

@Slimone u can chime in?? :lol: even u Angie?? i know u were comssioned a few months back!! :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
1:04 pm

Professor, I am getting ready to make myself a turkey wrap, can I offer you one? LOL

Professor

April 15th, 2010
1:06 pm

shld I prep her for comissoining once i get there??

Hmmmm please explain what comissoining is I want to make sure I understand before I chime in.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
1:07 pm

Raqi only if it is smoked turkey with cracked pepper, but thanks for the virtual offer. lol

Melo

April 15th, 2010
1:09 pm

please explain what comissoining is

@Cmeone Proff??

u remember how it went down when Angie was in vegas with her high school buddy,the view on the ocean front from the balcony of the hotel room,the grab by the waist from the back and then the roll back to the bed,angie pants mosit and on the knees and how it went down there after!??

:lol: :lol:

Professor

April 15th, 2010
1:18 pm

Damn Melo!

Where you there or did you go in the blog archive? You told that take down like she wrote it yesterday. Ok, back to your question “should you prep her for comissoining once you get there?”

Before I answer are you going to send her the money?

Willie Dynamite

April 15th, 2010
1:22 pm

Melo – No and No

Melo

April 15th, 2010
1:25 pm

Before I answer are you going to send her the money?

@Proff??

i really like the innocence in ur qstion, i do.

No i aint but the audacity of this lady to send me that request is outa this wlrd.
Just shows u what we men go thru.

One thing i will tell u is that I aint never gon say i will never cheat in ma lyfe(coz another/different heiffer might come with an even “better offer” in the future and i be like :shock: really?? ) ,but ima really try my best to preserve these balls! :lol:

WOEMN???

Melo

April 15th, 2010
1:27 pm

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
1:29 pm

Raqi – I agree with your post about being with with fake partners. I like the interaction tween another human warm body. Cold latex can’t do anything for me. “The moans and the sounds, the kisses…” DAYUM…shole make a chick think :mrgreen: (afternoon delight)

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
1:43 pm

My rant: I don’t like the skin left on sliced cucumbers!

Having sex with dolls is crazy. I’m with you Raqi, the moans, groans, kisses, etc makes the art of lovemaking…the right decibel of a moan or groan can make things advance to other levels!

Professor

April 15th, 2010
1:49 pm

Melo,

I have to ask a few questions before I give you this expert advice…lol.

I bet she counted all of those cows and said he is living in the US now land of opportunity, milk and honey. Shoot he can send me some money if not he is a cheapazz :evil: :grin:

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
1:51 pm

Speaking of sounds, grunts and moans….how would you all feel if you ever were doing the horizontal tango with a person that didn’t do any of that…no sounds, no talking, no nothing but breathing???

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
1:52 pm

I apologize in advance if this comes off as being long, but I thought you all would be interested in reading this excerpt:

An Excerpt from
The 100/0 Principle
by Al Ritter
What is the most effective way to create and sustain great relationships with others? It’s The 100/0 Principle: You take full responsibility (the 100) for the relationship, expecting nothing (the 0) in return.
Implementing The 100/0 Principle is not natural for most of us. It takes real commitment to the relationship and a good dose of self-discipline to think, act and give 100 percent.
The 100/0 Principle applies to those people in your life where the relationships are too important to react automatically or judgmentally. Each of us must determine the relationships to which this principle should apply. For most of us, it applies to work associates, customers, suppliers, family and friends.
STEP 1 – Determine what you can do to make the relationship work…then do it. Demonstrate respect and kindness to the other person, whether he/she deserves it or not.
STEP 2 – Do not expect anything in return. Zero, zip, nada.
STEP 3 – Do not allow anything the other person says or does (no matter how annoying!) to affect you. In other words, don’t take the bait.
STEP 4 – Be persistent with your graciousness and kindness. Often we give up too soon, especially when others don’t respond in kind. Remember to expect nothing in return.
At times (usually few), the relationship can remain challenging, even toxic, despite your 100 percent commitment and self-discipline. When this occurs, you need to avoid being the “Knower” and shift to being the “Learner.” Avoid Knower statements/ thoughts like “that won’t work,” “I’m right, you are wrong,” “I know it and you don’t,” “I’ll teach you,” “that’s just the way it is,” “I need to tell you what I know,” etc.
Instead use Learner statements/thoughts like “Let me find out what is going on and try to understand the situation,” “I could be wrong,” “I wonder if there is anything of value here,” “I wonder if…” etc. In other words, as a Learner, be curious!
Principle Paradox
This may strike you as strange, but here’s the paradox: When you take authentic responsibility for a relationship, more often than not the other person quickly chooses to take responsibility as well. Consequently, the 100/0 relationship quickly transforms into something approaching 100/100. When that occurs, true breakthroughs happen for the individuals involved, their teams, their organizations and their families.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
1:53 pm

Lady J-I love music, any kind of music

April 15th, 2010
1:56 pm

leggs that’s informative!

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
1:57 pm

@SlimCoo Coo ~ nothing coming from him probably would make me nervous. May even hinder my own performance cuz I’m thinking to myself “is he not feeling this??”

Professor

April 15th, 2010
1:57 pm

Leggs I enjoyed reading your supa dupa long post :grin:

It made me think of the lady that started a small business dealing with romance writing letters, poems and giving couples date ideas…I gues you could say she was like an events planner for couples looking to get out of the box. She came up with it because she wanted those things in her marriage, so she just started doing it and her hubby came on board.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
1:58 pm

@LadyJ ~ I thought so too, and that’s just an excerpt!

Randyt (the gal in the drive thru STILL has maybe 14 teeth))

April 15th, 2010
2:00 pm

Nice post Leggs 100% cosign…now if I can just apply it (when and if I geet another opportunity)..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:00 pm

Willie D!!

No it is 4 now but….

Iam looking at her facebook profile right now,lunch time…she got phine bootey,i can tell u that..face is average…

angst…angst angst!! :lol:

ima gon close her facebookpage right! quick in angst.

reminds me one time when my sis in law(queen sis) was living with us.
Its nite time around 10.30 pm and she in her room,sitting on the bed reading some and queen and i are in ours..our door is kinda open and we frolicking….

when queen started releasing those “decibels of moans and groans” that leggs is talking about,my sis in law,kicked her door and slammed it shut..BAMM..outa angst, i wld think…….! in a loud bang!

Her sis was enjoying herself and she cldnt take it!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Proff!!
I bet she counted

I dont know what she betting on but i know and uall know,at 30 some, u ask a man for money,u prepared to give it back in kind! we all know that! :lol:

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
2:01 pm

Leggs – I know of someone who is like that. He says he thinks all that noise is fake and unnecessary…doesn’t mean he isn’t feeling it. I would wonder the same thing you said…sitting there being all loud only to realize it’s only You making all that noise. LMAO

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
2:03 pm

melo – who wants to hear their sis getting her grunt & grind on? I sure as heyal don’t…even after seeing all her goodies at the birth of my niece. I know she’s flucking but definitely don’t need a sound track or visual to go along with that.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
2:04 pm

Melo,

I know the house belongs to you and Queen, but her sis probably felt y’all could have closed the door :evil: :wink:

She might get the money (if you send it) and hide from your azz when you go home…that’s what some would do! :grin: When you get back to Gaw-ja (georgia in my southern accent) send you a facebook message on how I tried to catch up with you and I hate I missed you. Wait and let you recuperate $$ from the trip and hit you up again :mrgreen:

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:05 pm

no sounds, no talking, no nothing but breathing???

is he biting his lips? tossing his head back u know any silent motions?!??!

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:05 pm

Slim, there is an article in Redbook that talks about Silent S*x and had two couples to try it out. One said it was the best but the husband only agreed a little. And the other couldn’t really get with it.

That is something that I just don’t think is possible with me and mine.

We have had quieter relations but never completely silent. Even if it is just muffled moans or grunts in his ear or mine there is always something.

Heck having an orgasm…kinda out of your immediate control once it starts. LOL Even if it’s just a deep long heavy sigh it’s something.

Getting nothing = We are not meant for each other.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:05 pm

Or I done kilt him. LOL

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:08 pm

@Prof ~ supa dupa long is accurate!

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
2:09 pm

send it to me leggs and thx for that one this morning!

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
2:09 pm

Been there. Done that on the silence from a lover thing.
Made me feel like I was there just as a depository.
Ended up being a one time thing.
There was no way I was going to subject myself to that sht again.
I like my ish ALL THE WAY TURNED UP!
LOL!

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:10 pm

And s*x doesn’t have to be loud, but the body will respond to what it likes therefore verbalizing it in some way.

You know when you are eating something really good (i.e. raspberry swirl cheesecake LOL) and it’s so good you just find yourself reacting. You may not let out an actual “mmm this is good” but you can find yourself humming a tone softly or moving to a melody that is only in your head and fueled by the goodness of that delight.

That could be just me….

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:10 pm

Made me feel like I was there just as a depository

Celie: he just climb up on tops of me and do his business

:lol:

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:11 pm

Raqi, i co-sign your 2:10

Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:13 pm

who wants to hear their sis getting her grunt & grind on? I sure as heyal don’t

@Slimone??

I understand but she cld have closed the door calmly! :lol:

@Proff?
She might get the money (if you send it) and hide from your azz

if i really wanted her phat cootie, i wldnt even tell her to give it back..i be silent on that..then not tell iam coming down. I mnow where/who she works for..

I wld simply surprise her with a call her once i get there,from my hotel room,in the afternoon and tell her to meet me at this or that location….

then just give her a tight,warm and extended hug whose meaning would be without qstion..kinda like that Angie take down! :lol: :lol:

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
2:17 pm

Celie: he just climb up on tops of me and do his business

Shug: Giiirl you make it sound like he goin to the bathroom on ya!….Celie: That’s what it feel like

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:17 pm

@SexyCoo Coo ~ all that noise isn’t fake. Some thrusts will have things coming out of your mouth that would surprise both of you. The movement of the bodies, the angle it’s being tapped, the love/like in your heart for that person can elicit the craziest of illegible words. Nothing fake there!

@RandyT ~ honey, I too will “attempt” to apply that logic in my next relationship. Hopefully, I’ll get into one before turning Jane Pittman’s age!

Professor

April 15th, 2010
2:19 pm

I wld simply surprise her with a call her once i get there,from my hotel room,in the afternoon and tell her to meet me at this or that location….

Melo

See that phone call right there will put the cootie in hiding. I would say something like meet me at xyz so we can catch up. That would be a public place no married man would want to be seen at, and you would decline. Afterwards you would not be able to do the take down, because you never came or if you did it was just for a minute. Now, do you think she is thirsty with cobwebs? If so, that’s a different story.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:19 pm

LOL SexyCool you are right.

Nothing, as in dead silence is so not the business. I have experienced times when I sensed because of work problems he spoke of earlier he was not “there” all the way with me in the moment, but he still expressed verbally even if barely heard leading to or upon getting there.

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
2:20 pm

Exactly, PK.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:20 pm

sassy we are >>>>>>here<<<<<< LMBO

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:22 pm

I like my ish ALL THE WAY TURNED UP! LOL

SexyCool, if you ever think about having kids just know that you only get one year of “ALL THE WAY TURNED UP” before they start mimicking the sounds they hear from the other room. LOL After that you are going to need to get a loud television or move them or yourself to a different floor. LOL

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
2:23 pm

pk that is a tough movie! lol

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:23 pm

@Raqi ~ just saw your 2:10…we’re saying the same thing! Yes indeed.

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
2:24 pm

That’s what’s up Princess….

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:26 pm

Random thought: I am so feeling Monica’s song “love all over me”

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:26 pm

Some thrusts will have things coming out of your mouth that would surprise both of you

Leggs, I can recall many many times during that steady rhythm, grinding against my pelvis on each down stroke…Girl us be making beautiful medleys. LOL

I bet in the mornings even the birds stop singing outside of our window to listen. LOL

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:28 pm

I bet in the mornings even the birds stop singing outside of our window to listen.

Oh my :oops:

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:28 pm

This Alvin & The Chipmunks Squeakquel is just the cutest little movie.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:30 pm

@Raqi ~ that was funny about the birds!

Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:30 pm

meet me at xyz so we can catch up??

@Proff!

if i say meet me in the lobby of the Ritz carlton and u werent expecting me,im sure ull come.Mind u,after i send u the money, i didnt say non about it so i put u at ease and we be talking about completely differnt stuff since….more for me to kinda lull u and ur mind.

But the moment i give u that excited and extended squeeze to show excitement at seeing u, u aint about to decline my invite to go upstairs…no heiffer does that??? :lol:

cobwebs??

Ofcourse!! :lol:

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:30 pm

LOL PrincessNik. It’s all the sound of nature at it’s best. Their singing and our love medleys.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:32 pm

Raqi i feel ya, nothing like a.m. loving what a way to start the day. Unfortunately i haven’t been privy to such in over a year. :(

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
2:32 pm

raqi my child plays it and sings the bonus dvd all day hmmmm did you say you were keeping here sat lol I will send it and cash for food!!!1 LOL

ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:35 pm

Lady J, my child has the soundtrack, i swear if i hear:
you spin me right round baby…….
one more time LOL

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:36 pm

LOL Leggs, that’s why folks say “I wish I was a fly on the wall” because nature takes notice to nature in action. Flies be watching.

Dogs too.

We used to have this 125 lbs English bulldog. He was so big he could not climb the stairs. My boys were away so I let the dog stay in the house. One evening TheMan and I were getting into doing our thing, the room was quiet and we hear this loud panting. We both were like what in the heck is that. LOL The dog had climbed the stairs and his fat behind was exhausted and he was sitting there just looking at us.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:38 pm

Raqi i swear i just laughed out loud

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
2:39 pm

with a person that didn’t do any of that…no sounds, no talking, no nothing but breathing???
Shyt I’ve done this before, my first few times out the gate. For me it’s an example of where communication is key. Chick calls me on it and says I must not like her cooch ’cause I’m not saying anything. Since I didn’t really have any experience, I thought a chick would take a guy moaning and grunting for being soft, so I tapped that azz in silence (or so I thought lol). All she had to do was tell me that my reactions helped her get more into it, and then I started letting loose. Changed my sex game forever. lol

kinda like that Angie take down!
This is funny as shyt. Gives me a visual of a lion taking down a gazelle.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:40 pm

SexyCool, are you still praying for GREEN LIGHT? Pray harder please. LOL

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:40 pm

Join hands with Tazzee ’cause she is praying too.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:41 pm

I must not like her cooch ’cause I’m not saying anything

i think i passed out on this one ^^^^^^^

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
2:41 pm

@ Raqi – Silent Sex?…that’s So not my idea of some goodie goodie, unless you are trying to be quiet as to not disturb someone close by…but even then, it’s a game to see if you can cause that other person to let a moan or grunt out against their will power….be like Huh? whatchu say? I can’t hear ya? You were trying to say something? (that ish right there have a sistah turned on) But to be intimate with someone all the time and there are laying there in the name of science, like they are about to be dissected….like Sexycool say LIKE IT ALL DA WAY TURNED UP :lol:
And as far as when an orgasm hits….that’s when all will power goes out the door. At that point, we can only cross our fingers in hopes that no one heard a thing. lol

“Or I done kilt him” – ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Talkin bout killah killah coodie :lol:

And i’m glad I don’t have any kids right now because I shole need a few more years to get my decibels under control

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:43 pm

But to be intimate with someone all the time and there are laying there in the name of science, like they are about to be dissected

okk, ya’ll are killing me this afternoon

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
2:45 pm

I thought a chick would take a guy moaning and grunting for being soft, so I tapped that azz in silence (or so I thought lol).

Awww then…bless your heart…

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
2:45 pm

“The dog had climbed the stairs and his fat behind was exhausted and he was sitting there just looking at us”

OMG!!!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY AS HEYAL!!!!!!! My cat just lays at the foot of the bed chillin. He’ll look up at me every now and then if he hears me shriek, with that look like i’m hurt or something. Sort of like when a child walks in on their parents doing it and the kid starts crying talking bout, “Don’t hurt my mama!! What are you doing to her?!!!” lol

Kym

April 15th, 2010
2:45 pm

Iphone users..help..is there a way to set a song on your ipod as your ringtone..Tazzee where are you? Where is the Gadget Goddess when you need her?

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
2:45 pm

Tazzee prays good prayers. I just told her yesterday that she needs to get paid to pray.

(She had my ass in tears.) I heart that chick.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
2:46 pm

Melo,

Is this lady a hoochie? If I were her I would not be giving no married man that lives across the water my goodies. Think about it she would just be a toy for your entertainment while you are over there. All of that going up stairs would cease. She might laugh and drink at the bar, but she will find a reason to leave.

Are you going to tell your blog friends if you wack that bush when you get back?

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
2:47 pm

“All she had to do was tell me that my reactions helped her get more into it, and then I started letting loose”

Dreams – it’s amazing what sounds & certain phrases can do to catapult the mood into another dimension. LOL! Then all that heavy breathing and the brush of some soft warms lips behind the ear, and a tighten grip around a slightly moist from sweat back…..Dayum…um..is it 5:00 yet? lol

Kym

April 15th, 2010
2:48 pm

@Sexy I love Tazzee Mae Mae..too..Hence I know she knows the answer to this gadget problem. Prayer comes from the heart if you asking for cash you not praying from the heart. IMO..

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
2:49 pm

pk my chic thinks she wrote single ladies now we on moncia and you should see that neck twirl! HA! our babies!

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
2:49 pm

i’m glad I don’t have any kids right now because I shole need a few more years to get my decibels under control

OKAY!? I couldn’t even imagine a quiet session…I wanna hear errthang.

I bet the neighbors know my name….the way you screamin,scratchin,yellin

Kym

April 15th, 2010
2:50 pm

Gadget Goddess to the rescue!!!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:51 pm

Lady J

Lil mama be tearin up Usher “there goes my baby”

too funny

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
2:51 pm

Slim – I am most def intrigued.. You shrieking.. Ummmm..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:53 pm

i’m glad I don’t have any kids right now because I shole need a few more years to get my decibels under control

@Scool??

we do put our decibels under check coz even when the door is closed,these wood houses dont keep the noise out.

I let her give out less loud swiss-like ayee,ayee moans,not the “Hell!!! phulckk Me hard!!” Trina like banging audibles!

When in a hotel room, yeah,we can let it rip.

We did one time when we were at Reynolds plantation,the next room neighbors came out onto their balcony and looked at us kinda crawzy when we were done.

Thats why I reserve my nocturnal frolicking to early morn hours,about 1.00 am to 3.30 am time frame…! the kids??

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:54 pm

unless you are trying to be quiet as to not disturb someone close by

Yeah like the time my first husband and I did it in a hotel in the bed across from his sleeping brother and the brother’s girlfriend. We were going to Alabama and we only had enough money for one room between the four of us to stay just one night. We needed the rest of the money for food and gas. We were 21 & 20 years old and quite inexperienced but when nature called we answered.

He told me a few months later that his brother heard us despite us trying to cover up the sounds by pulling the covers over our head.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:54 pm

SexyCool, I hope she does. LOL

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:55 pm

“The dog had climbed the stairs and his fat behind was exhausted and he was sitting there just looking at us”

That is too freaking funny….even dogs are voyeurs!

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
2:57 pm

TheDude’s *O Face* just does it for me. LOL!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:59 pm

I like when i’m given instructions (not demands), i want you to….now i want …….i like when you……can you……..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:59 pm

I would not be giving no married man that lives across the water my goodies.

@Proff??

thats becoz in ur american sense,u dont understand the value of an overseas dyckk,esp when the admirer is in africa.

im sitting on some highly valued balls! :lol: :lol:

and value is very relative!!

if you wack that bush when you get back

damn Proff!!

wack that bush ha!! u make it sound realy fun,now that u say it!

If i have to tell anybody about my dirty draws mixed with slimy heiffer dna,it wont be anybody on the blog! :lol: :lol:

what do u take me for M16??

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
3:00 pm

Awww then…bless your heart…
I was just gettin in the game…what can I say. At least I learned the lesson early. I would be glad to show you all that I’ve learned since then. ;-)

Dreams – it’s amazing what sounds & certain phrases can do to catapult the mood into another dimension.
Yeah I like catapulting the cooch. lol

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:00 pm

Yeah I like catapulting the cooch

i feel faint again :lol:

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:01 pm

Neighbors know my name…

Takes me back to college. My boyfriend at the time stayed in an On-campus apartment and his neighbor heard us a few times. The embarassing part was when he said something to me about it one day. Oops :oops:

DK – Only one thing is going to get a ’shriek’ out of me….G-spot :-D

@Raqi – your hotel room story brings me back to being in a dorm room. My roomie had a boyfriend that came up to visit her. They called themselves trying to wait till I went to sleep but I’m not crazy. I heard AND saw them getting it on. Folks forget your eyes eventually get adjusted to the darkness after a while. Two black sihlouettes moving & grooving in the darkness. LOL! But as youngin’s I don’t know anyone who hasn’t done it in the same room as someone else. I even recall as a kid, my parents did it while i was in the room. Ewwwww!

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
3:02 pm

SexyCool, TheMan’s little verbal “O” outbursts suit my fancy quite nicely. “Oh shyt” “Oh fnck” “Sweet Mutha of Heyzuz” “Damn ‘Raqi’”

Luvbug

April 15th, 2010
3:03 pm

It’s Friday already?!

Melo – smh

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
3:03 pm

Chanting “GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, GREEN”

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
3:04 pm

Slim – Yo Lil a$$ Id like to let you sit and spin… Hit every corner like the Dopeman on the 1st and 15th..

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
3:05 pm

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:05 pm

Yo Lil a$$ Id like to let you sit and spin

“you girl spinnin on my ____ just like a cd rom……all the way ternt up”

:lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
3:07 pm

See You got me F’d up all misconstrued.. I’d likes to Wrassle..

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
3:09 pm

it’s amazing what sounds

Like the loud humming of our old a/c unit outside den window. Dang I miss that thing. LOL Just sitting there on the couch on a warm summer night, me reading a mag or book and him reading the paper and the sound of that old unit starting up and running in that continuous hum….

I always sit on the couch sideways when reading so I will put feet on him when I start feeling all cozy and warm on the inside. LOL

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:10 pm

Yeah I like catapulting the cooch

i feel faint again<—–that was funny

Boy reading in this mug will draw the saint out of an angel…lol

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:10 pm

your hotel room story brings me back to being in a dorm room.

So when I first moved to the “A” I lived in a dorm and my then boyfriend and I just thought we were too grown to get down with company around….so we got a room. That didn’t make a bit of difference ’cause dude was puttin it DOOWN… he was workin’ it so….and I must’ve been pretty loud ’cause somebody banged on the door and yelled “HANDLE IT HOMEBOY!…HANDLE IT!. :oops:

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:11 pm

lurker, you are not lying, i swear i been cracking up at least the past hour with some of the comments

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
3:11 pm

I like when i’m given instructions (not demands), i want you to….now i want …….i like when you……can you……..
get on over here girl…now turn around…slow it up

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:11 pm

sassy me

i got tears in my eyes laughing at that one!

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:12 pm

PrincessNik – LOL. I ain’t had none (lately) but just popped in about 5 minutes ago and I bout to repent…gheesh. Ya’ll don’t help folks tryna abstain.

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:14 pm

Boy reading in this mug will draw the saint out of an angel…

Chile did you read yesterday around this time right here? Speaking of that where’s lito T*** shot ;)

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:14 pm

Alright dreams M don’t start nuthin

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:14 pm

Noooo Sassy – I can’t do it daily. I might break…lol Seriously I’m human. The psyche is a powerful thing.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
3:15 pm

HANDLE IT HOMEBOY!…HANDLE IT!.

@sassy you got me laughing hard on that one!

@Melo…I am going to leave your transatlantic posh peter alone. You got it

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:17 pm

that should’ve been Lito with his T*** shot…

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
3:18 pm

Ya’ll don’t help folks tryna abstain.
Sorry about that…kinda. ;-)

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
3:18 pm

LOL Sassy that’s too funny.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
3:19 pm

@SassyMe ~ I am literally choking over here. So glad I have a cup of water on my desk. Whew, girl, you are sick to even post that!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:19 pm

Dreams M

on second thought, pass me some nuvo, slide a lil closer and tell me what it is you like ;)

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:20 pm

Professor/Princess dude had me sprung…I think he’s the one that got me hooked on tall brothas….really tall guys have very,very long arms. That night he had my feet in his hands and he held his arms open so ya girl was looking like 9:15…

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
3:20 pm

Alright dreams M don’t start nuthin
I done started it already. What you gon do? ;-)

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:21 pm

“Hit every corner like the Dopeman on the 1st and 15th..”

Mr Buck :shock:

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:21 pm

ya girl was looking like 9:15…

now passing out….AGAIN

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:22 pm

Ya’ll don’t help folks tryna abstain.
Sorry about that…kinda.

Mmmm hmmm DreamsM for some reason I’m not convinced.

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:22 pm

Okay,okay Imma stop now….back to our regularly scheduled blogging….

Luvbug

April 15th, 2010
3:22 pm

That night he had my feet in his hands and he held his arms open so ya girl was looking like 9:15…

Note to self: will add to bucket list

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
3:22 pm

Slim, when I was a little girl I heard something that could have been the sounds of coitus coming from the cracks of my parents bedroom door but imma keep on believing that was just the some late night television. Yep, that’s what I know and believe. LOL

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
3:24 pm

Y’all keep me laughing.
915….
*dead – rescuscitate please*

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:24 pm

When you all stay in a hotel or whatever and you end up hearing someone else getting it on…does that turn you on?

Happened when my SO & I were out of town staying in a hotel. We were getting into our groove, then all of a sudden heard the folks in the next room getting it on. It was almost as if we were having a Sex-off. LMAO! I think that’s why they now make those headboards at the hotels that aren’t attached to the bed anymore. :-D

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
3:26 pm

Okay yall got to stop the foolishness now, The Man just drove up and I am in no position (no pun intended LOL) to be engaging right now. So stop it!!!!

Heck I know you all to well, yall just gonna get worse. Good night you horny little creatures. LOL

Professor

April 15th, 2010
3:26 pm

9:15 Damn!

Sassy girl you just gave me a new move with a name for it.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:27 pm

Raqi – I’ll never forget the time my mom had a waterbed…It sounded like we were in a dayum beach house as wild as that water sound was coming from her room that night. It was almost traumatizing. But I think it’s worse when you hear your parents do it as an adult. That happened to me about 6yrs ago. I’m in the living room watching tv at around 9pm. My moms bed was on the same wall as the couch. Next thing I know I hear all this fast knocking, then my mom giggles and the knocking continues. A few minutes after that, out walks my stepdad asking me what I was watching on tv & to get something to drink. I’m thinking to myself…dayum did you even wash yo hands fore you came out here trying to talk to me after you done banged my moms out?!!! GTFOH!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:27 pm

Dreams M

where are you?

Now lookin for DreamsMaterialize in the daylight with a flashlight :shock:

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
3:28 pm

think that’s why they now make those headboards at the hotels that aren’t attached to the bed anymore

That doesn’t help either. We knocked one off of the wall once and then music in the workout room on the other side of the wall stopped. LOL

Bye yall.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:29 pm

dayum did you even wash yo hands fore you came out here trying to talk to me after you done banged my moms out?!!! GTFOH!

i can’t breathe!! ya’ll are literally killing me

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:31 pm

imma keep on believing that was just the some late night television.

Wha had happened was they were playing leap frog. :lol:

Willie Dynamite

April 15th, 2010
3:37 pm

Dayum what did I jus walk back into? Ya’ll can’t blame this one on Melo or Swiss. The Ladies are opening up (literally). Ha ha ha

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:37 pm

dayum did you even wash yo hands fore you came out here trying to talk to me after you done banged my moms out?!!! GTFOH!

!!!!!!!!!!

9:15 Damn!

Luvbug/Professor that shyt’s serious ;)

It’s like the lotteryyyy…it can change your life…

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
3:40 pm

@lurker, main reason why I have to put Raqi in the corner sometimes…she’s doesn’t help at all, but she’s extremely adept at fanning the flames of horniness!!

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
3:41 pm

PrincessNIK put that flashlight down and stop lookin foolish. You know I ain’t hard to find. Take some nuvo while I slide a LOT little closer…from behind. ;-)

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
3:41 pm

Sassy – Yeah that 9:15 works but while in the mix close her legs and make her put her feet on your chest.. Do that for a while then roll her on her side… Do that how ever long.. Then roll her on over and hit from the back.. Never leaving the crevice.. Always keeping it in continuous motion.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
3:42 pm

“…almost as if we were having a Sex-off.”

I AM DONE!

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
3:46 pm

Melo are you the blog on-line hook-up king?

Sassy have you ever thought about doing comedy? You are too funny! I have been trying to put a name on that position now I have a 9:15 now that’s what is up! :smile:

You ladies are off the chain today! :wink:
Hello Ms. Raqi! How are you and the family doing?

O.K. carry on!

Melo

April 15th, 2010
3:46 pm

which energy drink did u get yesterday PrincessNik??

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:47 pm

Never leaving the crevice.. Always keeping it in continuous motion

THAT’S WHATS UP!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:47 pm

@ Melo, i didn’t use and energy drink yesterday

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
3:49 pm

I want to post something, but I’m stuck on “Never leaving the crevice.. Always keeping it in continuous motion” The visual, awww the visual….

Melo

April 15th, 2010
3:49 pm

i didn’t use and energy drink yesterday

@Princess, i thoght u were asking coz u were thinking of buying one??

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
3:49 pm

Take it easy ladies, the lady lurker is about to do something real soon! j/k

Where is Melo the usually sex talk henchman!

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:49 pm

close her legs and make her put her feet on your chest..

Seent that in my kama sutra book ;)

DK I like that last post but I’m 5″3′ so the 9:15 just does something to me.

WHEW I gotta go but umm I can only wonder what tommorrow’s gonna be like…. Smooches gang!!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:50 pm

Melo,

i was lookin for suggestions on a long term energy booster, like some vitamins or something.

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:51 pm

The Ladies are opening up (literally). Ha ha ha

Pun intended

Yes Leggs, I just have to opt to staying that “good girl” and come on out sometimes…lol Might have me….nevermind

Yeah that 9:15 works but while in the mix close her legs and make her put her feet on your chest.. Do that for a while then roll her on her side… Do that how ever long.. Then roll her on over and hit from the back.. Never leaving the crevice.. Always keeping it in continuous motion. <——I felt the need to bold this.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:51 pm

Dreams M

like mystical said “heah i go”

Melo

April 15th, 2010
3:51 pm

Never leaving the crevice

@Leggs!

I think that play helps if hers is also tight and not so easily filled with drip drip so as not to cause easy slippage! If shes feeling it/u good,she also better be holding onto u real tight..makes fo a win win!

do i make sense?? :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
3:51 pm

Sassy – Thats after the or before the 9:15.. Its all in there like EA Sports.. If its in the game its in the game..

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:52 pm

What is this 9:15 you all keep referring to…did i miss something?

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:53 pm

have you ever thought about doing comedy? You are too funny!

I’ve been asked that before Eli but I usually keep the people around me laughing,though.

Y’all ’bout to make me backslide but I ain’t gone do it…yet.

I’m out….

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:53 pm

The visual, awww the visual

Leggs visual? Recollection,girlie. I can go back in and pull this one up. I ain’t reading tomorrow.

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:54 pm

Y’all ’bout to make me backslide but I ain’t gone do it…yet.

Alright now Sassy, I’m leaving with you.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
3:54 pm

i was lookin for suggestions on a long term energy booster

@Princess??

ok..methinks u got a long term strategy in mind but its cool if u keeping it under wraps! :lol:

been what? 3 weeks now since ur boy stepped on the scene??

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:55 pm

Oh nevermind…I just figured it out….DAYUM…..9 cough cough 15!!!! :shock:

LURKER (The most interesting LURKER on The MIA blog)

April 15th, 2010
3:55 pm

Well I see it has been set off this afternoon, the women could not wait for Freaky Friday Eh! :wink: :smile:

PrincessNik…..Is already swooning over the new dude! By the way PrincessNik I am a crevice filler! :wink:

Slimone….I knew it a SuperFreak with a Fatty Catty, I might make it to Conyers this year! :smile:
Don’t stop get it get it! Will be our theme song!

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:55 pm

Dreams M

like mystical said “heah i go”

CHALLEEEEENGE!!!!

It’s so hard to leave sumtimes…..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
3:56 pm

Melo – Naw Patna yot gotta have a lil length on ya for those moves..

Heyal I’ll still pull out the wheel barrel move on ya.. Plus my patented wash machine spin cycle.. And dont let me get up on one tippy toe.. You are soooo doomed..

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:56 pm

ok..methinks u got a long term strategy in mind but its cool if u keeping it under wraps

@ melo, think whatever you like ;)

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:58 pm

And dont let me get up on one tippy toe

awwwww shyyyt, i’m outta here on that one

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:58 pm

I can compromise with a 10:05 or a 10:10…work with me people, work with me! lol

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:00 pm

@lurker ~ I had to literally cross my legs reading that a second time.

Now, you need to go to the corner! Instigator!!! :lol: :lol:

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:01 pm

Hush Melo, I understood the play/position when he first mentioned it. You too are an instigator, go sit with luker and keep your hands to yourself!

Willie Dynamite

April 15th, 2010
4:02 pm

Slim – I know right, I’m sitting here thinking its gon be some pulled hamstrings or something. Sassy bout to have these Chicks checking Insurance coverage.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:02 pm

I used to know a chick that could pull a 8:20.. Loved-ed it.. Not to mention what time it was behind the head.. She was a Gymnist..

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:02 pm

Leggs – Yes, I’m leaving (3rd time I think).

LURKER (The most interesting LURKER on The MIA blog)

April 15th, 2010
4:03 pm

Slimone with those Long Legs of yours, you better be able to bend in all directions! Or do I need to introduce you to Kama Sutra yoga to build up that flexibility? :wink: :smile:

I have a pair of strong hands to put you in a 9:15 around the clock to a 6:30! Conyers in the house! :smile:

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:03 pm

like mystical said “heah i go”
you ain’t said nothing. got a 5am special just for you since I know you likes the morning salute. ;-)

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:03 pm

I’m sitting here thinking its gon be some pulled hamstrings or something. Sassy bout to have these Chicks checking Insurance coverage.

LOL, literally. Okay gone for real

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:04 pm

I have a pair of strong hands to put you in a 9:15 around the clock to a 6:30!

OMGosh, I’m dying over here

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:06 pm

Yeah that 6:30.. Yeah I’ll hit ya from the front with your legs closed. Spueezing ya legs tight but thats when you are super soakerish and you have to keep checkin the condom..

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:07 pm

I can compromise with a 10:05 or a 10:10…work with me people, work with me! lol
Don’t sweat it. Hit me with the 12 o’clock, knees to your chest…tight and exposed.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:09 pm

OMG @super soakerish! OMG!

I need to to turn off my heater, leave the room and go find a fan!

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:10 pm

See, now you guys got me stuttering!!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:10 pm

DM – The 10 mins after 2 or the 11:50 for that matter.. Go from 2:10 back to 11:50 and back to 2:10.. Like you skiing.. Slolam Skiing..

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:10 pm

I guess I need to stretch before I start hitting the clock.

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:10 pm

lurker you don’t want to leave. come over here by me. I won’t let you break your rule…might let you come real close to the line though. lol

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:11 pm

lurker you don’t want to leave. come over here by me. I won’t let you break your rule…might let you come real close to the line though.

Promise? I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:13 pm

Prof – Imma stretch ya out during foreplay.. Have ya legs all open rubbing my johnson all on ya.. Bending ya over grinding on ya booty for play so u gone be stretched out off the rip.. And yes while we got our clothes on, just humping on ya while we kissing and carrying on.. Thats if I like ya.. Cause no kissing if we aint cool..

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
4:13 pm

Damm are DK and LURKER former porn stars?
?Fellas I need exact description I may need to put one of special blog lady in a 9:15 position! :lol:

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:14 pm

Ya’ll got me looking at the face of my watch, thinking…OMG, yep yep yep!!

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:14 pm

You are a straight fool, InfamousD!

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:14 pm

super soakerish and you have to keep checkin the condom..

@DK….

:oops: condom?? i was imagining that sexxy play and then…..condom??

my wang just about went flaby flat! :lol: :lol:

thats why i luv Queen and the thoght of a heiffer comes and goes realy quick in my mind..

agggghhh..slipping mine in without blinking nor thinking,un-encumbered by some quacky sound of go between plastic…
..
:lol: :lol: :lol:

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:15 pm

Willie – Yeah mayne, I guess that’s why some chicks walk around funny with a slight limp. If I pull that 9:15 off, you best believe my knees will be bent..unless of course I’m trying to show-off or something. lol

DK – 8:20!!!!! GTFOH! You must’ve been pumping barbie after she left ken. lol

@LURKER – um kuma sutra stretches would probably do me some good..I can’t even bust my splits like I used to back in the day anymore. I’m almost 32, so i’ll probably need one of those rails you find in the handicapped bathrooms on the side of my bed pretty soon. :lol:

DK – ” you have to keep checkin the condom..” OMG! I think it’s the funniest thing when you pull out and the condom is still in her hanging out. Can you say awkward. lol

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:15 pm

Elijah – I likes to wrassle Dog thats all it is.. I look at it as an artform and I paint as often as I can.. If shes boring.. She gotta get up outta there..

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:16 pm

Promise? I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…..
If there’s anything that’s true about me, it’s that I keep my word. just relax, I’ll take it from here.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:17 pm

Slim – or pull out and ya’ll have to dig it out.. A good two strokes and that thang was gone.. Like damn this feel like.. WHOA!!

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:20 pm

Dk…I hear ya!

lurker I looked at my watch to and squished my eyes shut

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:20 pm

Melo – Yes Sir checking the condom buddy.. I aint hitting that thang meat to meat unless we are long term and I know we got negatives across the board.. I do want me some long term though..

Slim – lets go get tested so I can swing off the chandeliers in ya.. I mean I just got tested in Jan so its about time in June.. Every 6 months but for you I’ll break the military test cycle and go early..

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:21 pm

If there’s anything that’s true about me, it’s that I keep my word. just relax, I’ll take it from here.

Just like I won’t know what hit me huh? Mmmm hmmm, it’s a set up.

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:22 pm

so i’ll probably need one of those rails you find in the handicapped bathrooms on the side of my bed pretty soon.
Slim rails on the bed ain’t a bad trick. I’m thinking I can get some good leverage with those. Angling and leverage make a world of difference. Now let’s work on getting you back to those splits.

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:24 pm

Professor – I looked at my watch and thought ut oh….after realizing. Just hadn’t put a “time” to ‘em….lol Sort of puts a different spin on it.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:24 pm

DK “Like damn this feel like.. WHOA!!”

I’m literally crying laughing…OMG! Yall are some skrait fools….I never had to dig one out…at least not yet though

Where is that darn Carlito with his horse???

“my wang just about went flaby flat!” :shock: :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:25 pm

Prof – Yep just grinding all on ya. Talking ish and fondling you..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:27 pm

Prof – With your permission of course… I wouldnt start my mess until you started your mess and rubbed across the scream machine once or twice..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:27 pm

@Dk??

these females are faking OG then and even those moans,i got qstion them,they dont sound legit…

if u moaning like that and the condom is on…
tell me how u gon behave and act when the warm, semi thick 3/4 viscocity babynites hiss on ur pelvic like a bolt of pressurised oil in a machine….

talk of lose their minds…we may need a psychiatrist in res to calm some of these ladies loud hollering…

Uall ladies are missing out on some real good condomless wood!

:lol: :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:29 pm

Slim – thats when its on Super Soakerish and everything is slippin and sliding.. Then if she got that snapper that can grab that thang its gonna come off while its in Niagra Falls Mode..

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:31 pm

DK – Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang..it’s about that time for me too ;-) So let’s Get Get Get it DOne!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:32 pm

Melo – When ya wood fit the condom like its sposed to.. You ant got no issues.. Long as you get the juices drippin, its all good at least in my case.. I had a few go dry cause after so many O’s its bound to happen but thats what that KY lube is for.. Lube works wonders.. Specially if its been sitting in the hot car all day..

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:32 pm

Not HISS on ur pelvic like a bolt of pressure… :shock:

DK I am going to leave you alone because I love ish talking when being fondled. Now I am slowly backing out the conversation and looking at my watch

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:34 pm

Slim – We can go tommorow and have some afternoon delight..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:36 pm

Prof – Oh and I love a woman to talk ish tome while Im fondling..

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:36 pm

LMAO @ DK driving around with hot lube in the car….you got baby wipes & an extra pair of undies in there too??

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:36 pm

every time i hit Queen, i mean every time,she says,”baby,this was different” every time…..

sperm boom boom hits on the pelvix are like eperiencing death in some ways…..

u never get used to pple dying..its new every time..no matter how many pple die.

Thats the power of spitting wood!

Thats why i dont understand rabbits!

Its like taking $100 from my left pocket and put it in my right.

Stealing from urself!

Get urself a man so u get genuine liquid protein!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:39 pm

Slim – Nah cause if I dont take a shower at your house.. I like to smell your scent on me until I get home..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:39 pm

ofcourse get tested,but…

im just saying!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:40 pm

Gone… Slim im coming to find you..

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:41 pm

lurker no set up here. I never wanna feel like I tricked you out of it. lol It has to be voluntary…that’s when it’s best. when you fully yield yourself, with no reservations, trusting fully in the moment. you know what I’m talking about.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:42 pm

DK – I like to smell the guy on me too. Especially if he wears some nice cologne

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:43 pm

Slim – Dang perfume.. Im talking about your Coochie scent..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:43 pm

I gotta apologize profusely for running Kimmie outta the blog this afternoon!

I will behave tomrw! :lol:

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:46 pm

Buck said he wants to smell that coo cat all on his shirt, pants and body because you grind and leaked on him.

mail call

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:46 pm

DK I knew what you were referring to. :-D

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:49 pm

lurker no set up here. I never wanna feel like I tricked you out of it. lol It has to be voluntary…that’s when it’s best. when you fully yield yourself, with no reservations, trusting fully in the moment. you know what I’m talking about.

Abso-freaking-lutely. Fully concious and fully aware! No other way.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:52 pm

BTW coochie juice makes the goatee hair soft :-D

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:55 pm

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

Good night everyone! For those of you who will try the 9:15, leave your insurance card on the table so it can easily be found!

Nite nite!

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:56 pm

Leggs,

I think I am going to have my insurance card on my left nipple like a sticky note.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:58 pm

OMG, that’s hysterical….

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
5:00 pm

OMG…Proff on that note..i’m out as I laugh my arse off at the thought of Insurance cards used as pasties…lol

lurker

April 15th, 2010
5:01 pm

Leggs – to your 4:55….”if thou faint in the day of adversity, they strength is small”

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
5:01 pm

I think I am going to have my insurance card on my left nipple like a sticky note.
Then call me the insurance checker. Let me get a good look at it. Ok now we’ll have to do a few “exercises” to make sure we don’t want to drop you for preexisting conditions.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
5:02 pm

Yes indeed, lurker, yes indeed! Who wants a wuss!

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
5:04 pm

Abso-freaking-lutely. Fully concious and fully aware! No other way
freaking is right. lol

lurker

April 15th, 2010
5:04 pm

“thy” not they

lurker

April 15th, 2010
5:05 pm

Alright now Dreams, don’t be starting nothing now. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.