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First date misadventures

A married friend of mine recently told me that I was lucky to be single and free to date around.  It made me chuckle a little because just days before, I had experienced a pretty awful dating misadventure.  It was just one of those dates where all signs pointed to “Stop. Do not past go. Go straight to hell no.”

The guy was attractive enough in the beginning, but the more he talked the less I wanted him to.  When he made a rude comment about single women worrying about the wrong ring, it was pretty much a wrap.  Apparently ladies, instead of chasing a wedding ring, we need to focus on the “ring of dirt” in our bathrooms.  

First date flops are pretty common when you are dating around.  When we discussed whether “first impressions are reliable” some of us believed that you can’t always go by snap judgments. What about when you talk, find out about one another, then go on a really awful bad date? Now what?  Do you risk a colossal waste of time on a second date?

Have you ever been on a really bad first date?  If your first impression during a first date is absolute incompatibility, would you think about delaying dismissal?

Are there ways we can improve our first date success rates?

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lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:21 pm

If there’s anything that’s true about me, it’s that I keep my word. just relax, I’ll take it from here.

Just like I won’t know what hit me huh? Mmmm hmmm, it’s a set up.

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:22 pm

so i’ll probably need one of those rails you find in the handicapped bathrooms on the side of my bed pretty soon.
Slim rails on the bed ain’t a bad trick. I’m thinking I can get some good leverage with those. Angling and leverage make a world of difference. Now let’s work on getting you back to those splits.

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:24 pm

Professor – I looked at my watch and thought ut oh….after realizing. Just hadn’t put a “time” to ‘em….lol Sort of puts a different spin on it.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:24 pm

DK “Like damn this feel like.. WHOA!!”

I’m literally crying laughing…OMG! Yall are some skrait fools….I never had to dig one out…at least not yet though

Where is that darn Carlito with his horse???

“my wang just about went flaby flat!” :shock: :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:25 pm

Prof – Yep just grinding all on ya. Talking ish and fondling you..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:27 pm

Prof – With your permission of course… I wouldnt start my mess until you started your mess and rubbed across the scream machine once or twice..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:27 pm

@Dk??

these females are faking OG then and even those moans,i got qstion them,they dont sound legit…

if u moaning like that and the condom is on…
tell me how u gon behave and act when the warm, semi thick 3/4 viscocity babynites hiss on ur pelvic like a bolt of pressurised oil in a machine….

talk of lose their minds…we may need a psychiatrist in res to calm some of these ladies loud hollering…

Uall ladies are missing out on some real good condomless wood!

:lol: :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:29 pm

Slim – thats when its on Super Soakerish and everything is slippin and sliding.. Then if she got that snapper that can grab that thang its gonna come off while its in Niagra Falls Mode..

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:31 pm

DK – Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang..it’s about that time for me too ;-) So let’s Get Get Get it DOne!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:32 pm

Melo – When ya wood fit the condom like its sposed to.. You ant got no issues.. Long as you get the juices drippin, its all good at least in my case.. I had a few go dry cause after so many O’s its bound to happen but thats what that KY lube is for.. Lube works wonders.. Specially if its been sitting in the hot car all day..

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:32 pm

Not HISS on ur pelvic like a bolt of pressure… :shock:

DK I am going to leave you alone because I love ish talking when being fondled. Now I am slowly backing out the conversation and looking at my watch

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:34 pm

Slim – We can go tommorow and have some afternoon delight..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:36 pm

Prof – Oh and I love a woman to talk ish tome while Im fondling..

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:36 pm

LMAO @ DK driving around with hot lube in the car….you got baby wipes & an extra pair of undies in there too??

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:36 pm

every time i hit Queen, i mean every time,she says,”baby,this was different” every time…..

sperm boom boom hits on the pelvix are like eperiencing death in some ways…..

u never get used to pple dying..its new every time..no matter how many pple die.

Thats the power of spitting wood!

Thats why i dont understand rabbits!

Its like taking $100 from my left pocket and put it in my right.

Stealing from urself!

Get urself a man so u get genuine liquid protein!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:39 pm

Slim – Nah cause if I dont take a shower at your house.. I like to smell your scent on me until I get home..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:39 pm

ofcourse get tested,but…

im just saying!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:40 pm

Gone… Slim im coming to find you..

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:41 pm

lurker no set up here. I never wanna feel like I tricked you out of it. lol It has to be voluntary…that’s when it’s best. when you fully yield yourself, with no reservations, trusting fully in the moment. you know what I’m talking about.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:42 pm

DK – I like to smell the guy on me too. Especially if he wears some nice cologne

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:43 pm

Slim – Dang perfume.. Im talking about your Coochie scent..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:43 pm

I gotta apologize profusely for running Kimmie outta the blog this afternoon!

I will behave tomrw! :lol:

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:46 pm

Buck said he wants to smell that coo cat all on his shirt, pants and body because you grind and leaked on him.

mail call

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:46 pm

DK I knew what you were referring to. :-D

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:49 pm

lurker no set up here. I never wanna feel like I tricked you out of it. lol It has to be voluntary…that’s when it’s best. when you fully yield yourself, with no reservations, trusting fully in the moment. you know what I’m talking about.

Abso-freaking-lutely. Fully concious and fully aware! No other way.

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:52 pm

BTW coochie juice makes the goatee hair soft :-D

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:55 pm

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

Good night everyone! For those of you who will try the 9:15, leave your insurance card on the table so it can easily be found!

Nite nite!

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:56 pm

Leggs,

I think I am going to have my insurance card on my left nipple like a sticky note.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:58 pm

OMG, that’s hysterical….

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
5:00 pm

OMG…Proff on that note..i’m out as I laugh my arse off at the thought of Insurance cards used as pasties…lol

lurker

April 15th, 2010
5:01 pm

Leggs – to your 4:55….”if thou faint in the day of adversity, they strength is small”

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
5:01 pm

I think I am going to have my insurance card on my left nipple like a sticky note.
Then call me the insurance checker. Let me get a good look at it. Ok now we’ll have to do a few “exercises” to make sure we don’t want to drop you for preexisting conditions.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
5:02 pm

Yes indeed, lurker, yes indeed! Who wants a wuss!

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
5:04 pm

Abso-freaking-lutely. Fully concious and fully aware! No other way
freaking is right. lol

lurker

April 15th, 2010
5:04 pm

“thy” not they

lurker

April 15th, 2010
5:05 pm

Alright now Dreams, don’t be starting nothing now. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.