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First date misadventures

A married friend of mine recently told me that I was lucky to be single and free to date around.  It made me chuckle a little because just days before, I had experienced a pretty awful dating misadventure.  It was just one of those dates where all signs pointed to “Stop. Do not past go. Go straight to hell no.”

The guy was attractive enough in the beginning, but the more he talked the less I wanted him to.  When he made a rude comment about single women worrying about the wrong ring, it was pretty much a wrap.  Apparently ladies, instead of chasing a wedding ring, we need to focus on the “ring of dirt” in our bathrooms.  

First date flops are pretty common when you are dating around.  When we discussed whether “first impressions are reliable” some of us believed that you can’t always go by snap judgments. What about when you talk, find out about one another, then go on a really awful bad date? Now what?  Do you risk a colossal waste of time on a second date?

Have you ever been on a really bad first date?  If your first impression during a first date is absolute incompatibility, would you think about delaying dismissal?

Are there ways we can improve our first date success rates?

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PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:47 pm

@ Melo, i didn’t use and energy drink yesterday

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
3:49 pm

I want to post something, but I’m stuck on “Never leaving the crevice.. Always keeping it in continuous motion” The visual, awww the visual….

Melo

April 15th, 2010
3:49 pm

i didn’t use and energy drink yesterday

@Princess, i thoght u were asking coz u were thinking of buying one??

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
3:49 pm

Take it easy ladies, the lady lurker is about to do something real soon! j/k

Where is Melo the usually sex talk henchman!

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:49 pm

close her legs and make her put her feet on your chest..

Seent that in my kama sutra book ;)

DK I like that last post but I’m 5″3′ so the 9:15 just does something to me.

WHEW I gotta go but umm I can only wonder what tommorrow’s gonna be like…. Smooches gang!!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:50 pm

Melo,

i was lookin for suggestions on a long term energy booster, like some vitamins or something.

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:51 pm

The Ladies are opening up (literally). Ha ha ha

Pun intended

Yes Leggs, I just have to opt to staying that “good girl” and come on out sometimes…lol Might have me….nevermind

Yeah that 9:15 works but while in the mix close her legs and make her put her feet on your chest.. Do that for a while then roll her on her side… Do that how ever long.. Then roll her on over and hit from the back.. Never leaving the crevice.. Always keeping it in continuous motion. <——I felt the need to bold this.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:51 pm

Dreams M

like mystical said “heah i go”

Melo

April 15th, 2010
3:51 pm

Never leaving the crevice

@Leggs!

I think that play helps if hers is also tight and not so easily filled with drip drip so as not to cause easy slippage! If shes feeling it/u good,she also better be holding onto u real tight..makes fo a win win!

do i make sense?? :lol:

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
3:51 pm

Sassy – Thats after the or before the 9:15.. Its all in there like EA Sports.. If its in the game its in the game..

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:52 pm

What is this 9:15 you all keep referring to…did i miss something?

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:53 pm

have you ever thought about doing comedy? You are too funny!

I’ve been asked that before Eli but I usually keep the people around me laughing,though.

Y’all ’bout to make me backslide but I ain’t gone do it…yet.

I’m out….

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:53 pm

The visual, awww the visual

Leggs visual? Recollection,girlie. I can go back in and pull this one up. I ain’t reading tomorrow.

lurker

April 15th, 2010
3:54 pm

Y’all ’bout to make me backslide but I ain’t gone do it…yet.

Alright now Sassy, I’m leaving with you.

Melo

April 15th, 2010
3:54 pm

i was lookin for suggestions on a long term energy booster

@Princess??

ok..methinks u got a long term strategy in mind but its cool if u keeping it under wraps! :lol:

been what? 3 weeks now since ur boy stepped on the scene??

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:55 pm

Oh nevermind…I just figured it out….DAYUM…..9 cough cough 15!!!! :shock:

LURKER (The most interesting LURKER on The MIA blog)

April 15th, 2010
3:55 pm

Well I see it has been set off this afternoon, the women could not wait for Freaky Friday Eh! :wink: :smile:

PrincessNik…..Is already swooning over the new dude! By the way PrincessNik I am a crevice filler! :wink:

Slimone….I knew it a SuperFreak with a Fatty Catty, I might make it to Conyers this year! :smile:
Don’t stop get it get it! Will be our theme song!

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
3:55 pm

Dreams M

like mystical said “heah i go”

CHALLEEEEENGE!!!!

It’s so hard to leave sumtimes…..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
3:56 pm

Melo – Naw Patna yot gotta have a lil length on ya for those moves..

Heyal I’ll still pull out the wheel barrel move on ya.. Plus my patented wash machine spin cycle.. And dont let me get up on one tippy toe.. You are soooo doomed..

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:56 pm

ok..methinks u got a long term strategy in mind but its cool if u keeping it under wraps

@ melo, think whatever you like ;)

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:58 pm

And dont let me get up on one tippy toe

awwwww shyyyt, i’m outta here on that one

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
3:58 pm

I can compromise with a 10:05 or a 10:10…work with me people, work with me! lol

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:00 pm

@lurker ~ I had to literally cross my legs reading that a second time.

Now, you need to go to the corner! Instigator!!! :lol: :lol:

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:01 pm

Hush Melo, I understood the play/position when he first mentioned it. You too are an instigator, go sit with luker and keep your hands to yourself!

Willie Dynamite

April 15th, 2010
4:02 pm

Slim – I know right, I’m sitting here thinking its gon be some pulled hamstrings or something. Sassy bout to have these Chicks checking Insurance coverage.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:02 pm

I used to know a chick that could pull a 8:20.. Loved-ed it.. Not to mention what time it was behind the head.. She was a Gymnist..

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:02 pm

Leggs – Yes, I’m leaving (3rd time I think).

LURKER (The most interesting LURKER on The MIA blog)

April 15th, 2010
4:03 pm

Slimone with those Long Legs of yours, you better be able to bend in all directions! Or do I need to introduce you to Kama Sutra yoga to build up that flexibility? :wink: :smile:

I have a pair of strong hands to put you in a 9:15 around the clock to a 6:30! Conyers in the house! :smile:

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:03 pm

like mystical said “heah i go”
you ain’t said nothing. got a 5am special just for you since I know you likes the morning salute. ;-)

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:03 pm

I’m sitting here thinking its gon be some pulled hamstrings or something. Sassy bout to have these Chicks checking Insurance coverage.

LOL, literally. Okay gone for real

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:04 pm

I have a pair of strong hands to put you in a 9:15 around the clock to a 6:30!

OMGosh, I’m dying over here

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:06 pm

Yeah that 6:30.. Yeah I’ll hit ya from the front with your legs closed. Spueezing ya legs tight but thats when you are super soakerish and you have to keep checkin the condom..

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:07 pm

I can compromise with a 10:05 or a 10:10…work with me people, work with me! lol
Don’t sweat it. Hit me with the 12 o’clock, knees to your chest…tight and exposed.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:09 pm

OMG @super soakerish! OMG!

I need to to turn off my heater, leave the room and go find a fan!

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:10 pm

See, now you guys got me stuttering!!

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:10 pm

DM – The 10 mins after 2 or the 11:50 for that matter.. Go from 2:10 back to 11:50 and back to 2:10.. Like you skiing.. Slolam Skiing..

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:10 pm

I guess I need to stretch before I start hitting the clock.

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:10 pm

lurker you don’t want to leave. come over here by me. I won’t let you break your rule…might let you come real close to the line though. lol

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:11 pm

lurker you don’t want to leave. come over here by me. I won’t let you break your rule…might let you come real close to the line though.

Promise? I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…..

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:13 pm

Prof – Imma stretch ya out during foreplay.. Have ya legs all open rubbing my johnson all on ya.. Bending ya over grinding on ya booty for play so u gone be stretched out off the rip.. And yes while we got our clothes on, just humping on ya while we kissing and carrying on.. Thats if I like ya.. Cause no kissing if we aint cool..

Elijah ( Today is a good day!)

April 15th, 2010
4:13 pm

Damm are DK and LURKER former porn stars?
?Fellas I need exact description I may need to put one of special blog lady in a 9:15 position! :lol:

lurker

April 15th, 2010
4:14 pm

Ya’ll got me looking at the face of my watch, thinking…OMG, yep yep yep!!

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
4:14 pm

You are a straight fool, InfamousD!

Melo

April 15th, 2010
4:14 pm

super soakerish and you have to keep checkin the condom..

@DK….

:oops: condom?? i was imagining that sexxy play and then…..condom??

my wang just about went flaby flat! :lol: :lol:

thats why i luv Queen and the thoght of a heiffer comes and goes realy quick in my mind..

agggghhh..slipping mine in without blinking nor thinking,un-encumbered by some quacky sound of go between plastic…
..
:lol: :lol: :lol:

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
4:15 pm

Willie – Yeah mayne, I guess that’s why some chicks walk around funny with a slight limp. If I pull that 9:15 off, you best believe my knees will be bent..unless of course I’m trying to show-off or something. lol

DK – 8:20!!!!! GTFOH! You must’ve been pumping barbie after she left ken. lol

@LURKER – um kuma sutra stretches would probably do me some good..I can’t even bust my splits like I used to back in the day anymore. I’m almost 32, so i’ll probably need one of those rails you find in the handicapped bathrooms on the side of my bed pretty soon. :lol:

DK – ” you have to keep checkin the condom..” OMG! I think it’s the funniest thing when you pull out and the condom is still in her hanging out. Can you say awkward. lol

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:15 pm

Elijah – I likes to wrassle Dog thats all it is.. I look at it as an artform and I paint as often as I can.. If shes boring.. She gotta get up outta there..

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
4:16 pm

Promise? I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can…..
If there’s anything that’s true about me, it’s that I keep my word. just relax, I’ll take it from here.

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:17 pm

Slim – or pull out and ya’ll have to dig it out.. A good two strokes and that thang was gone.. Like damn this feel like.. WHOA!!

Professor

April 15th, 2010
4:20 pm

Dk…I hear ya!

lurker I looked at my watch to and squished my eyes shut

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY NAME IS BUCK, I DRIVE A TRUCK AND I LOVE TO

April 15th, 2010
4:20 pm

Melo – Yes Sir checking the condom buddy.. I aint hitting that thang meat to meat unless we are long term and I know we got negatives across the board.. I do want me some long term though..

Slim – lets go get tested so I can swing off the chandeliers in ya.. I mean I just got tested in Jan so its about time in June.. Every 6 months but for you I’ll break the military test cycle and go early..