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First date misadventures

A married friend of mine recently told me that I was lucky to be single and free to date around.  It made me chuckle a little because just days before, I had experienced a pretty awful dating misadventure.  It was just one of those dates where all signs pointed to “Stop. Do not past go. Go straight to hell no.”

The guy was attractive enough in the beginning, but the more he talked the less I wanted him to.  When he made a rude comment about single women worrying about the wrong ring, it was pretty much a wrap.  Apparently ladies, instead of chasing a wedding ring, we need to focus on the “ring of dirt” in our bathrooms.  

First date flops are pretty common when you are dating around.  When we discussed whether “first impressions are reliable” some of us believed that you can’t always go by snap judgments. What about when you talk, find out about one another, then go on a really awful bad date? Now what?  Do you risk a colossal waste of time on a second date?

Have you ever been on a really bad first date?  If your first impression during a first date is absolute incompatibility, would you think about delaying dismissal?

Are there ways we can improve our first date success rates?

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Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:13 pm

who wants to hear their sis getting her grunt & grind on? I sure as heyal don’t

@Slimone??

I understand but she cld have closed the door calmly! :lol:

@Proff?
She might get the money (if you send it) and hide from your azz

if i really wanted her phat cootie, i wldnt even tell her to give it back..i be silent on that..then not tell iam coming down. I mnow where/who she works for..

I wld simply surprise her with a call her once i get there,from my hotel room,in the afternoon and tell her to meet me at this or that location….

then just give her a tight,warm and extended hug whose meaning would be without qstion..kinda like that Angie take down! :lol: :lol:

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
2:17 pm

Celie: he just climb up on tops of me and do his business

Shug: Giiirl you make it sound like he goin to the bathroom on ya!….Celie: That’s what it feel like

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:17 pm

@SexyCoo Coo ~ all that noise isn’t fake. Some thrusts will have things coming out of your mouth that would surprise both of you. The movement of the bodies, the angle it’s being tapped, the love/like in your heart for that person can elicit the craziest of illegible words. Nothing fake there!

@RandyT ~ honey, I too will “attempt” to apply that logic in my next relationship. Hopefully, I’ll get into one before turning Jane Pittman’s age!

Professor

April 15th, 2010
2:19 pm

I wld simply surprise her with a call her once i get there,from my hotel room,in the afternoon and tell her to meet me at this or that location….

Melo

See that phone call right there will put the cootie in hiding. I would say something like meet me at xyz so we can catch up. That would be a public place no married man would want to be seen at, and you would decline. Afterwards you would not be able to do the take down, because you never came or if you did it was just for a minute. Now, do you think she is thirsty with cobwebs? If so, that’s a different story.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:19 pm

LOL SexyCool you are right.

Nothing, as in dead silence is so not the business. I have experienced times when I sensed because of work problems he spoke of earlier he was not “there” all the way with me in the moment, but he still expressed verbally even if barely heard leading to or upon getting there.

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
2:20 pm

Exactly, PK.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:20 pm

sassy we are >>>>>>here<<<<<< LMBO

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:22 pm

I like my ish ALL THE WAY TURNED UP! LOL

SexyCool, if you ever think about having kids just know that you only get one year of “ALL THE WAY TURNED UP” before they start mimicking the sounds they hear from the other room. LOL After that you are going to need to get a loud television or move them or yourself to a different floor. LOL

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
2:23 pm

pk that is a tough movie! lol

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:23 pm

@Raqi ~ just saw your 2:10…we’re saying the same thing! Yes indeed.

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
2:24 pm

That’s what’s up Princess….

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:26 pm

Random thought: I am so feeling Monica’s song “love all over me”

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:26 pm

Some thrusts will have things coming out of your mouth that would surprise both of you

Leggs, I can recall many many times during that steady rhythm, grinding against my pelvis on each down stroke…Girl us be making beautiful medleys. LOL

I bet in the mornings even the birds stop singing outside of our window to listen. LOL

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:28 pm

I bet in the mornings even the birds stop singing outside of our window to listen.

Oh my :oops:

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:28 pm

This Alvin & The Chipmunks Squeakquel is just the cutest little movie.

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:30 pm

@Raqi ~ that was funny about the birds!

Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:30 pm

meet me at xyz so we can catch up??

@Proff!

if i say meet me in the lobby of the Ritz carlton and u werent expecting me,im sure ull come.Mind u,after i send u the money, i didnt say non about it so i put u at ease and we be talking about completely differnt stuff since….more for me to kinda lull u and ur mind.

But the moment i give u that excited and extended squeeze to show excitement at seeing u, u aint about to decline my invite to go upstairs…no heiffer does that??? :lol:

cobwebs??

Ofcourse!! :lol:

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:30 pm

LOL PrincessNik. It’s all the sound of nature at it’s best. Their singing and our love medleys.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:32 pm

Raqi i feel ya, nothing like a.m. loving what a way to start the day. Unfortunately i haven’t been privy to such in over a year. :(

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
2:32 pm

raqi my child plays it and sings the bonus dvd all day hmmmm did you say you were keeping here sat lol I will send it and cash for food!!!1 LOL

ALVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:35 pm

Lady J, my child has the soundtrack, i swear if i hear:
you spin me right round baby…….
one more time LOL

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:36 pm

LOL Leggs, that’s why folks say “I wish I was a fly on the wall” because nature takes notice to nature in action. Flies be watching.

Dogs too.

We used to have this 125 lbs English bulldog. He was so big he could not climb the stairs. My boys were away so I let the dog stay in the house. One evening TheMan and I were getting into doing our thing, the room was quiet and we hear this loud panting. We both were like what in the heck is that. LOL The dog had climbed the stairs and his fat behind was exhausted and he was sitting there just looking at us.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:38 pm

Raqi i swear i just laughed out loud

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
2:39 pm

with a person that didn’t do any of that…no sounds, no talking, no nothing but breathing???
Shyt I’ve done this before, my first few times out the gate. For me it’s an example of where communication is key. Chick calls me on it and says I must not like her cooch ’cause I’m not saying anything. Since I didn’t really have any experience, I thought a chick would take a guy moaning and grunting for being soft, so I tapped that azz in silence (or so I thought lol). All she had to do was tell me that my reactions helped her get more into it, and then I started letting loose. Changed my sex game forever. lol

kinda like that Angie take down!
This is funny as shyt. Gives me a visual of a lion taking down a gazelle.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:40 pm

SexyCool, are you still praying for GREEN LIGHT? Pray harder please. LOL

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:40 pm

Join hands with Tazzee ’cause she is praying too.

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:41 pm

I must not like her cooch ’cause I’m not saying anything

i think i passed out on this one ^^^^^^^

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
2:41 pm

@ Raqi – Silent Sex?…that’s So not my idea of some goodie goodie, unless you are trying to be quiet as to not disturb someone close by…but even then, it’s a game to see if you can cause that other person to let a moan or grunt out against their will power….be like Huh? whatchu say? I can’t hear ya? You were trying to say something? (that ish right there have a sistah turned on) But to be intimate with someone all the time and there are laying there in the name of science, like they are about to be dissected….like Sexycool say LIKE IT ALL DA WAY TURNED UP :lol:
And as far as when an orgasm hits….that’s when all will power goes out the door. At that point, we can only cross our fingers in hopes that no one heard a thing. lol

“Or I done kilt him” – ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Talkin bout killah killah coodie :lol:

And i’m glad I don’t have any kids right now because I shole need a few more years to get my decibels under control

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:43 pm

But to be intimate with someone all the time and there are laying there in the name of science, like they are about to be dissected

okk, ya’ll are killing me this afternoon

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
2:45 pm

I thought a chick would take a guy moaning and grunting for being soft, so I tapped that azz in silence (or so I thought lol).

Awww then…bless your heart…

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
2:45 pm

“The dog had climbed the stairs and his fat behind was exhausted and he was sitting there just looking at us”

OMG!!!! NOW THAT IS FUNNY AS HEYAL!!!!!!! My cat just lays at the foot of the bed chillin. He’ll look up at me every now and then if he hears me shriek, with that look like i’m hurt or something. Sort of like when a child walks in on their parents doing it and the kid starts crying talking bout, “Don’t hurt my mama!! What are you doing to her?!!!” lol

Kym

April 15th, 2010
2:45 pm

Iphone users..help..is there a way to set a song on your ipod as your ringtone..Tazzee where are you? Where is the Gadget Goddess when you need her?

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
2:45 pm

Tazzee prays good prayers. I just told her yesterday that she needs to get paid to pray.

(She had my ass in tears.) I heart that chick.

Professor

April 15th, 2010
2:46 pm

Melo,

Is this lady a hoochie? If I were her I would not be giving no married man that lives across the water my goodies. Think about it she would just be a toy for your entertainment while you are over there. All of that going up stairs would cease. She might laugh and drink at the bar, but she will find a reason to leave.

Are you going to tell your blog friends if you wack that bush when you get back?

SlimCoo-Coo

April 15th, 2010
2:47 pm

“All she had to do was tell me that my reactions helped her get more into it, and then I started letting loose”

Dreams – it’s amazing what sounds & certain phrases can do to catapult the mood into another dimension. LOL! Then all that heavy breathing and the brush of some soft warms lips behind the ear, and a tighten grip around a slightly moist from sweat back…..Dayum…um..is it 5:00 yet? lol

Kym

April 15th, 2010
2:48 pm

@Sexy I love Tazzee Mae Mae..too..Hence I know she knows the answer to this gadget problem. Prayer comes from the heart if you asking for cash you not praying from the heart. IMO..

Lady J

April 15th, 2010
2:49 pm

pk my chic thinks she wrote single ladies now we on moncia and you should see that neck twirl! HA! our babies!

Sassy Me..Sun Kissed :-)

April 15th, 2010
2:49 pm

i’m glad I don’t have any kids right now because I shole need a few more years to get my decibels under control

OKAY!? I couldn’t even imagine a quiet session…I wanna hear errthang.

I bet the neighbors know my name….the way you screamin,scratchin,yellin

Kym

April 15th, 2010
2:50 pm

Gadget Goddess to the rescue!!!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:51 pm

Lady J

Lil mama be tearin up Usher “there goes my baby”

too funny

THE INFAMOUS DK AKA MR. MY SINUSES ARE..

April 15th, 2010
2:51 pm

Slim – I am most def intrigued.. You shrieking.. Ummmm..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:53 pm

i’m glad I don’t have any kids right now because I shole need a few more years to get my decibels under control

@Scool??

we do put our decibels under check coz even when the door is closed,these wood houses dont keep the noise out.

I let her give out less loud swiss-like ayee,ayee moans,not the “Hell!!! phulckk Me hard!!” Trina like banging audibles!

When in a hotel room, yeah,we can let it rip.

We did one time when we were at Reynolds plantation,the next room neighbors came out onto their balcony and looked at us kinda crawzy when we were done.

Thats why I reserve my nocturnal frolicking to early morn hours,about 1.00 am to 3.30 am time frame…! the kids??

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:54 pm

unless you are trying to be quiet as to not disturb someone close by

Yeah like the time my first husband and I did it in a hotel in the bed across from his sleeping brother and the brother’s girlfriend. We were going to Alabama and we only had enough money for one room between the four of us to stay just one night. We needed the rest of the money for food and gas. We were 21 & 20 years old and quite inexperienced but when nature called we answered.

He told me a few months later that his brother heard us despite us trying to cover up the sounds by pulling the covers over our head.

Raqi

April 15th, 2010
2:54 pm

SexyCool, I hope she does. LOL

Leggs

April 15th, 2010
2:55 pm

“The dog had climbed the stairs and his fat behind was exhausted and he was sitting there just looking at us”

That is too freaking funny….even dogs are voyeurs!

SexyCool

April 15th, 2010
2:57 pm

TheDude’s *O Face* just does it for me. LOL!

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
2:59 pm

I like when i’m given instructions (not demands), i want you to….now i want …….i like when you……can you……..

Melo

April 15th, 2010
2:59 pm

I would not be giving no married man that lives across the water my goodies.

@Proff??

thats becoz in ur american sense,u dont understand the value of an overseas dyckk,esp when the admirer is in africa.

im sitting on some highly valued balls! :lol: :lol:

and value is very relative!!

if you wack that bush when you get back

damn Proff!!

wack that bush ha!! u make it sound realy fun,now that u say it!

If i have to tell anybody about my dirty draws mixed with slimy heiffer dna,it wont be anybody on the blog! :lol: :lol:

what do u take me for M16??

DreamsMaterialize

April 15th, 2010
3:00 pm

Awww then…bless your heart…
I was just gettin in the game…what can I say. At least I learned the lesson early. I would be glad to show you all that I’ve learned since then. ;-)

Dreams – it’s amazing what sounds & certain phrases can do to catapult the mood into another dimension.
Yeah I like catapulting the cooch. lol

PrincessNik.....feelin the butterflies

April 15th, 2010
3:00 pm

Yeah I like catapulting the cooch

i feel faint again :lol: