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Stop That, It’s Creepy

Somewhere on your dating resume, you may have been given the title: The Creepy One. It begins when, for some strange and inexplicable reason, you start to exhibit weird dating behavior.  It is highly likely that many of us aren’t even aware of it when it’s happening.  I think we are completely oblivious about how we are coming across sometimes.

What do you think should be on the “Stop That, It’s Creepy” list? You know what they say, when we know better, we date better, right!?

Ok, I will start with the creepy behavior I have been guilty of:

Miss Pop-up. When a guy I was seeing hadn’t invited me over I made a surprise visit. I showed up, uninvited and unexpected.  It was just driving me nuts that I hadn’t seen the inside of his place.  Turned out, he simply was renovating. He was nice enough to entertain my foolishness, but I know I gave him the “creepy chick” vibe.

Ladies, stop doing drive-bys or showing up to a guy’s place uninvited. It’s creepy. In fact, if you are too nosy and pushy, you could get dropped.

Miss Cling-on. I was smitten over a guy who was the  take home to Mama- total package type. This was the first guy I lost my cool over. I literally pouted when the poor man tried to get some space.  Being that needy – especially that quickly, made him look at me in a totally new light. What a nightmare I was.

Men like to feel needed, but the clingy, I can’t breathe without you – types are – wait for it.. CREEPY.  Stop acting out your insecurities on your man. It’s creepy.

Ladies, have you ever been disappointed in yourself and how you handled a dating relationship?  What kind of creepy behavior do you think scared men off?

I certainly have been on the receiving end before too:

Mr. One-tracked Mind: It is so weird to talk to a guy who will only talk about one topic. It could be sports, sex, or religion, but it’s the ONLY thing he talks about. If you can’t show a woman that you have more than one dimension, she is going to think you are a prison inmate who has been locked in a cell somewhere for the last decade.  Stop being a one-trick pony. Be well-rounded, otherwise,  ummm it’s creepy.

Mr. Octopus: Listen, I like to be groped as much as the next girl, but not by someone I don’t know or like.  If you attempt to palm my butt like a basketball then you’re definitely getting the creepy label. And possibly a throat chop. Or even a flat tire.

Stop acting like a horny teen who just discovered the female body. It’s creepy.  Unless she is on duty at a gentleman’s club, assume the woman wants to be treated like a lady. I think it is important to read a woman’s body language. You will know when and if she wants you to touch her… if you pay attention.

Guys, have you seen behavior from women that caused you to hit pause? Did it end up being a deal breaker?  Have you ever exhibited creepy behavior towards women? Were you able to recover from it?

Happy Friday!

318 comments Add your comment

ImAPeach404

December 4th, 2009
8:35 am

I dont know about “creepy” but it puts me on alert when I know a dude is stalking my FB page.

One way to know they are doing it is if they leave comments on your pictures. But not like all in one day. They do it over weeks/months. Seriously – my friend and I have been talking for months now and he is still looking through my pictures lol.

Good morning all!

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
8:45 am

G’mornin…..something about rhetorical questions drive me up the wall….or, chics who’re too needy and smothering…then there are those that are too mushy….then…..the ones who think just because they tell you they love you, you’re automatically s’posed to love ‘em back – nah, don’t work that way…

morning Cemeelie, and Angie….if y’all out there..

J.W.

December 4th, 2009
8:54 am

Please ladies do not stare at us while we sleep! That will get you kicked out our place real quick!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
8:57 am

Good morning. I can honestly say I have never “popped up” over any guy’s house. I’ve never been insecure enough to do this, nor am I the clingy type. Don’t believe in drivebys either. In my late 20’s and early 30’s I had a few gfs that would do this and I looked at them in a different light and have tried to talk a few out of doing it! Not my style.

Hope all have a great day!

Tazzee - it's cold out there!

December 4th, 2009
8:58 am

Good Morning!

The creepiest thing I experienced was this guy that would break out shouting in tongues while on the phone. We would be chatting, I’d ask how was his day and he would start with saying he had a great day, he’s blessed and before I know it he would go in. To make matters worse, he was also Mr. Octopus.

My creepy was always undercover – clingy in my mind. You know writing my name with his last name. Imagining what our kids would look like, stuff like that, LOL.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
9:00 am

Creepy behavior I have come across…

The one guy that I dated for like a month that only liked movies where people, especially women, were being mutilated, tortured and killed.
The movies he would name were basically movies I had never heard of so I figured they were some low budget movies that he bought at out of the storage room at some hole in wall Chinese restaurant stored in wooden box buried in the floor. I remember we went to see 8MM when it first came out. After that I never returned his calls again.

The one guy that talked about his mother waaaay too much. It was borderline inappropriate. That lasted about a week.

Behaviors I find just creepy in general…

Momma’s Boy: As I mentioned up top, a man with an “odd” relationship with his mother.

Video Game Fanatics: There is nothing wrong with enjoying a round of Madden or auto racing on the console every now and then. But guys who live for it and it only are quite creepy to me.

Mr. No Sense of Humor: A man that has no sense of humor, never gets the joke, or never smiles is just creepy.

Mr. Taxi: A man that never learns how to drive is creepy to me. I don’t know why. He just is.

Mr. Hairy Lips: I have never met or dated a “Mr. Hairy Lips” before but one of my friends dated him. This is a man that takes no interest in a woman other than to kiss the hairy lips. Don’t get me wrong, a good “kisser” is to die for, but my friend said that the only form of interaction this guy wanted with her was to kiss the hairy lips. She said it was like everything else about her was invisible to him. When they would get together (only twice) he would go right to the lips. No infiltration, no nothing else. Cree-py.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
9:01 am

Hey there Mr. 2CPTG.

ChimingIn

December 4th, 2009
9:01 am

I had to chime in…I’m sure I’ve done some creepy things but I’ll have to think on that.

Recently a guy sent me a d!ck pic. I thought that was creepy. We’d only gone out a few times, had not done the do, heck we hadn’t even made it to second base!

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
9:02 am

that would break out shouting in tongues while on the phone

Tazzee, please tell me you are kidding.

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
9:06 am

My creepy experience was with a guy I met one weekend that seemed cool but then turned into Mr. Possessive & Overly Emotional in a matter of hours. Met him on a Friday, he asked what I was doing the next day which I already had plans to go to movies so come Saturday he is texting and calling me as if I was suppose to drop my plans with movie guy to be with him. I’m like dude! I already had plans and I just met you yesterday. WTF!

So following weekend was a holiday and I had family in town, doing a whole bunch of running around. I had informed him that this weekend wouldn’t be a good time for me but that I’d hit him up when time permitted. I get a Angry text at 3am calling me a liar…that he thought I wanted to build something with, have a family with blah blah blah! I’m like Black Rob “Like Whoa!” All this from a dude I only had a 30 minute convo with at Barnacles. lolololol I’d hate to see his reaction if he had bought me a drink or something.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
9:08 am

@J.W. ~ I heard men do that more than women.

Hello, 2C. How ya doooooooinnnnngggg?

Creepy behavior – softly tickling me while sleeping. It makes the hair on the nape of my neck stand at attention.

ImAPeach404

December 4th, 2009
9:09 am

Please ladies do not stare at us while we sleep! LMAO!!!!!!

Mr. Taxi: A man that never learns how to drive is creepy to me. I don’t know why. He just is

@Raqi – What if he’s from NY? Does he get a pass?
And Mr. Hairy Lips might of also been Mr. Insecure About His Dizzle

Tazzee - it's cold out there!

December 4th, 2009
9:09 am

ChimingIn – at least you’d been out with the guy that sent you one. I got one from a guy that I’d only talked on the phone and exchanged a few texts with. Needless to say, we never went out.

Raqi – nope, not kidding. I met him fresh out of college – a friend was trying to hook us up. Back then I thought – well maybe he’s just that excited about God and decided to go out with him. Then the Octopus showed up :lol:

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
9:14 am

D!ick pics are nothing compared to my cousin having this dude who she had not talked to in YEARS sent her a video of him wacking off. The funny part was he still had his church socks on. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Perception is Reality (truer words have never been spoken)

December 4th, 2009
9:14 am

Waaaaaaaaaaving at you Wise!

This is HILARIOUS to me! Let’s see I have a long dating resume but would you believe I have ABSOLUTELY no CREEPY tendencies? Yeah… I’ve been a bit ..CREEPTASTIC in my day.

To be specific:
I’m Ms. You Made Me Do It – you know the chick who does something completely bonkers and then manages to spin things around and blame it on ..YOU? *SMH* Turns out that works very well in a relationship early on but then becomes quite creepy and dare I say it? Transparent as time goes by … Luckily that chick is on hiatus..I mean gone forever ;)

oh and Ms. Mind Reader has been officially retired too .. Y’all know Ms. Mind Reader? The chick who seems to know everything you are thinking … y’all connect on so many different levels, it’s hella cool cuz it’s like she’s in ya head ? But the reality is, she’s just nosey as hell and knows all ya passwords so she’s literally reading your ish when you’re not around .. CREEPY! She gone too. (FOR REAL )

Anywhoo – just wanted to stop by this here thing and say hey Wise! See ya!

2CPTG — is that REALLY you? Oh me oh my! How YOU doin?

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
9:15 am

Peachy: It’s one of the weird quirks I have I guess. When growing up about 90% of the boys around my age learned to drive before us ladies. Around the age of 13-14 (I have one at home) the vast majority of boys are ready to get behind the wheel. Every time I met, meet or hear of a man that CANNOT drive I just find it very strange.

On Mr. Hairy Lips, my bff said she touched it and it felt very promising but she could not get pass those first to encounters to ever find out if it was any good. She said she didn’t think she was going to find out so she ran.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
9:19 am

LOL Tazzee the only thing that could have made him more creepy is if he started speaking while being Mr. Octopus. Have you ever seen the youtube video of the guy getting married and started speaking in tongue during the ceremony and getting the holy spirit? I had it in an email. Let me see if I still have it.

ChimingIn

December 4th, 2009
9:19 am

**Tazzee** I got another set of d!ck pics from a guy I meet on facebook (friend of a friend) that I HD never meet in person, just phone calls,texts and fb chat. Go figurei

For Real

December 4th, 2009
9:22 am

What up Blog Fam! I had to drop this for the BLog. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
9:24 am

ChimingIn

December 4th, 2009
9:24 am

**slim** WOW!! I guess pics aren’t that bad

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
9:27 am

I just deleted a creepy sexual thing I’ve encountered. Didn’t want to jump of Freaky Friday before 10 a.m. :lol: :lol:

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
9:31 am

Ok, I see it has already jumped off.

@Raqi, I’ve seen that video…hysterical!

East Point's Own

December 4th, 2009
9:33 am

1.Don’t ask me any questions about anybody on my myspace or facebook page if we just met within the last 30 days…even after 30 days it still shows me that either you are a snooper, suspect me of cheating with anybody of the opposite sex,or you are insecure

2. DOn’t invite any of my online friends to be your friend, until you have at least met them in person…and even then its suspect.

3. Don’t ask me where I am going tonight and then show up there if you were not invited.

4. Don’t call me from a private/unlisted number when I know your phone normally shows your name/number…

5. Don’t let me catch you snooping around my house/room.

I think that’s enough for now
http://hispointofview.com

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
9:35 am

Hey Raqi…Hey Leggs….and ummm, am I seein’ ghosts? Is that REALLY you, “Perception”? Gal, what have YOU been up to? I just might hang around today….

Jerome

December 4th, 2009
9:37 am

Three in recent memory:
1. Miss Dinner Plate Thief.
Could not resist reaching across the table fork in hand to spear something off my plate. No warning and no asking – just a sudden lunge and poof! a quarter of my meal had disappeared. I love to share, but ask, slide your plate over and I am happy to put a serving on it for you to sample. Perhaps I am too territorial, but it just seemed tacky and rude.
2. Miss Nice idea but bad timing.
I travel for my job – usually out of town for 2-4 day stretches. My days are very busy and long. When I get back to Atlanta, I need time to decompress and re-charge. She met me at the airport one week unexpectedly to pick me up (I usually cab it to and from the airport). Wanted to go over to her place for a late dinner. I declined as I was tired and asked her to drive me home. She pouted and whined but I insisted. She ended up dropping me off 4 blocks from my condo. Sent me a text message late that night with a picture of her dining room table. She had planned a romantic, surprise dinner. Called me a jackass and I never heard from her again. Had I known, exhausted as I was, I would have agreed to go. Guess I need some help in the ESP department.
3. Miss Totally Connected in Every Way.
Text messages (10-15 times/day), email, phone calls during the day and Facebook.
Texting has its place, but if there are more than 3 texts, it is a conversation and better suited to a phone call. I am a consultant and paid by the hour by my clients. They deserve my full attention when I am on the clock and I am not given to “just called to say hi” phone calls when with clients and co-workers. I don’t Twitter and I don’t do Facebook. She ended up creating a Facebook page for me. That was that and it took me 3 months and the threat of a lawsuit to get the idiots at Facebook to take down the page. I am all for keeping the lines of communication open, but I do not want an electronic umbilical cord.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
9:38 am

Gm All…

I’m still sitting here pondering if I’ve done any creepy things to me ex in the begining…. hmmmm “I’ll get back to you on that one”

I’ve had guys do creepy things while I parked my car and walked across the street, like making a complete illegal u-turn and riding on the side of me….

Why do guys do that? Ya’ll gonna get maced one day :lol:

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
9:39 am

For Real I just sent you something freaky deaky Oooh wee. enjoy lol

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
9:40 am

ok, just watched that youtube video…….damn, wonder how he acts when he “busts” one……

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
9:40 am

DOn’t invite any of my online friends to be your friend, until you have at least met them in person…and even then its suspect.

East , now that is funny!!! Especially if you dont’ know them..

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
9:43 am

Leggs, yeah that video clip is quite funny.

Jerome, I think your number was actually a nice gesture from her. She was trying to surprise you and may have thought you would be happy to see her or happy enough to at least “rest up” at her place.

EastPoint, What’s wrong with being called from a private number? Have you ever stopped to think a person could be calling you from someone else’s phone who has their number unlisted?

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
9:46 am

LOL 2CPTG. Yeah especially since some say that the “O” is some type of spiritual happening. I bet he was all over the place that evening.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
9:46 am

creepiest thing I experienced was this guy that would break out shouting in tongues while on the phone

Lol :lol: Tazzee girl!!…the guy was a fraud,liked u but becoz u mentioned God,thoght he cld impress,…Funny!

There are some tendencies u ladies mention,and i have only heard about them since i crossed the Atlantic,like that dyck texting stuff..weird, i must say..
Weird creepy stuff??

only 2 incidents come to mind for me…

After my seperation, i went to a soccer game one day,large crowd and the old chic knew i would be there coz my team was playing.As im leaving the stadia,after the game,going to my car and i am on one side of the street, I see her on the other side,watching my every movement..i gathered she had been in stadia too coz she knew my fav sitting spot and was kinda in my midst during the entire soccer game,just watching me ..Creeped me out! :evil: :shock: :roll:

2nd incident is not in same vein but close…me and Queen had been dating serious for a period and communicated almost daily by phone or me driving to her aprtment every other nite after wrk..this one friday, i just wanted some space and did not return her calls at wrk nor go to her place….

she just caught a ride the next day, saturday morning,strolled right into my cabin,unannounced…..just as well, it was just me and i cared for her that much! but wow,waht if i had decided to seek some alternative High! :lol: :lol:

Morn folks!!!,Hey Proff,Foots(where u at sweetie)Leggs,Tazz,Kimmie,Raqi,Blogsville and Jane Doe! :lol: and the real queen herslf…Wiiiiiiiiise Diva!!

For Real

December 4th, 2009
9:48 am

Slim: Give me 3.8 more seconds and I will, will, will, AWWWWW DAYUM too late!

Jerome

December 4th, 2009
9:49 am

No denying it was a nice gesture. All she needed to do was say I’ve prepared a nice dinner” and I woulda bit the bullet. But she was so focused on the ’surprise’ aspect of it, that she was not reading my mood or condition very well.

Regarding Eastpoint and private/unlisted number calling. Some people will call, get your VM, then immediately call back with a number block to see if you answer. Then they will jump on your azz because they think you are call screening.

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
9:50 am

Friday Finally Here!!

2CPTG- I am quilty of the rhetorical questions or asking too many questions. I don’t know if thats creepy or really annoying. A current freind of mine gives me a blank stare, thats when I”ve gone too far! lol

I have two creepy experiences with men: 1) I was living in CO had no friends there, but I met a guy from GA a month after moving there. And we stared dating on our first date he called and wanted me to wear a certain color. I was like ok thats a little strange. And he is the only guy I know that talked so much, to the point I would start daydreaming while he’s talking. He would call and hang up, then call back seconds later. I would ask why he would do that, he was like someone could be listening. And when he took me to his apartment, instead of making one turn and he would be at his apartment. He would drive around the building, saying you never know who’s watching you. I think he had OCD or something. It was weird creepy.

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
9:51 am

For Real: Is it too early to see if we made a baby yet? lol

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
9:54 am

Sitting back laughing and shaking my head… Please tell me this is not what I have to look forward to….. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

M. (pronounced M dot)

December 4th, 2009
9:54 am

I have a few creeps I can add to this list:

1. Mrs. I am suddenly mad and am changing my mood but I am acting like nothing is wrong.

I personally cant stand this. I had an ex that used to do this and it is the worst. I also dated a girl and one day we were just talking and laughing and she asked what I had planned later that week and I mentioned that I was going to the Hawks game with my friend and her entire mood changed. 15 min later, she said I think I am going to head home. I will talk to you later. I was perplexed but then later in the week she mentioned that she didnt like that I was going to be hanging out with another woman under ANY circumstance.

Ladies, we cant read your mind. If you are mad, tell us why. Sometimes we do stuff inadvertently that makes you mad. Let us know and not have to guess!

2. The Mrs. You call me but I text you back but never take your calls

Point blank, these women usually have guys already and just gave you the number as an ego boost. That happens alot.

@East Point’s Own

I agree with your point. If I just met you, do not ask questions about women in my friends list or pictures. It shows your insecurities.

Jerome

December 4th, 2009
9:54 am

LOL Wow Wonderwoman! Your CO dude sounds a bit like an old college mate of my mine. Used to drive past his driveway 2 or 3 times before entering. Also, when riding an elevator with other people in it, he would punch in a floor 1 or 2 above or below and get off then take the stairs. I am sure he has a closet full of tin-foil hats by now.

For Real

December 4th, 2009
9:57 am

Slim: No but Imma need 20 mins and a what-you-ma-call-it bar before we can try again.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
9:57 am

I just went in the break room,was alone in there so i decided to release a heat seeking missile..pheeeeeeeew…
a nice, sexxy lady i like and talk to on the regular here at wrk walked right in….

cld the funk have made her feel creepy…..? she said none about no smell.. :lol:

MusingLee

December 4th, 2009
9:59 am

Morn’in All! You all have me crackin up this morning…I’ve already seen the word “dizzle” and some dude wearing church socks..LMAO

Wise Diva are you saying that you have a set of basketballs back there?!?!?

Musing now singing his version of Eric Benet’s Chocolate Thighs…Substituting the phrase “Hair Lips.”

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
10:00 am

Jerome, I guess your situation is a true example of people are just different. I can honestly say that of all the men I know personally, they would have found it rather pleasing to have their woman waiting at the airport to take them home after a stay away from home for work. You wouldn’t have to be bothered with the taxi. You get to see your woman after being away from her for a few days. I don’t think she would have invited you over if her intentions weren’t to take care of you.

Let me ask you this, had she expressed her plans would that have changed your mood? Just her wanting to be with you and take you to her place was not enough to change your mood?

I am just asking.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
10:03 am

Mrs. I am suddenly mad and am changing my mood but I am acting like nothing is wrong

LOL Mdot So you find every woman on God’s green earth creepy.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
10:04 am

Jerome?? i think its normal for a guy to want to go to his cabin and not to the woman’s place….

the woman shlkd have mentioned surprise, at least,just to wet ur apetite..she left no option for plan b in her planning..

that leaving u 2 blocks off ur place was creepy and proly good for u coz she had anger issues u gladly avoided…..

the mrs texting all the dayme time..now thats creeepy! :evil:

M. (pronouced M dot)

December 4th, 2009
10:07 am

@Raqi

You know what I mean. Like I can see if we get into an argument on the spot, then I can see a reason for you being mad with me but for a sudden shift without an explanation, that is wierd.

Luvbug

December 4th, 2009
10:08 am

I think the guys I’ve dated may come up with something, but I don’t know. I am a loner. I’m sure that turns off some guys. I can’t imagine my personality being matched well with a Will Smith (bubbly type)…love all that energy, but I have to take it in doses…he probably talks in his sleep…I’d have to hit him with a…I’ll stop there.

I’m also goofy. I am serious or goofy with no in between sometimes. I grew up laughing at everything. Any small funny thing sets me off. Don’t care what the circumstances…church, masjid, funeral…even during family prayers at family gatherings (grandma thanks everybody – five minutes minimum). Once the giggles set in, I can’t stop. I have to excuse myself…I used to get in trouble in school for laughing…writing on the chalk board “I will not laugh in class. I will not laugh in class”.

ChimingIn

December 4th, 2009
10:13 am

Just thought of two more…
1) a guy that worked in my old building would meet me in the lobby as I was leaving and walk me to my car. While it was sweet on one hand it was stalkerish on another and one day he asked me who was that guy I was walking to lunch with…I was like WTH!! I had to shake him
2) a security/property manager in my current building asks me for numbers and then plays them and gives me the tix. The next day he asks if “we” won I’ve told him I don’t play the lotto. He’s given me scratch off tickets. And one day I swear he followed me to the garage.

Diamond Dave

December 4th, 2009
10:14 am

Mr Creepy. Oh yeaaahhhhhh

Luvbug

December 4th, 2009
10:14 am

The funny part was he still had his church socks on

Giggling

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
10:15 am

Jerome-lol that some serious OCD. They must not have been taking their meds.

My other creepy/perverted experience…I finaly gave in and went out on a date with an older man that persued for like over a year. The dinner started out good, convo was flowing. Then he turned into Mr. Perverted Man…He wanted to talk about $ex. I was like okay lets no go there. He wanted me to go back to his job with. He started trippin. Finanly we ended the date. He was walking me to my car, I get in my car, he then gets on my passenger side and started begging me to come back to his job and he just whips out his junk! I was so scared I didn’t know what to do, so I started crying. And he aplogized and got out the car. He called me like 15 minutes later to see if I was ok, and asked me what was I going to do, and keep asking if I was ok. Creepppy Perv!

D'Andre

December 4th, 2009
10:17 am

In my younger days, I dated a number of “church girls”. I was also a member of the same church so we had some things in common. Mostly, the dating was first base, second base stuff although some of these girls, I later learned (but not first-hand) could suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch.

When I finaly married one of these church girls, it was someone whom I’d been, uh, how to say this politely, around the bases many times. It’s all good, though, we knew we were right for each other and the relationship has lasted 27 years. Three children and 27 years later, it’s still good stuff.

One of these “church girls” I dated, would only let me kiss her sans tongue. I was alright with it at first ’cause most of these girls were dynamite kissers. But a few weeks later I learned this girl had been playing ‘hide the pole’ with one of my high school buddies prior to dating me. She’d been around the block even if it was her first time but was tryin’ to come across as too chaste. It was too disconcerting for me to handle her psycho-baggage from her previous relationship and I had too many other options, so I jettisoned her from my short list. I later learned she had SERIOUS feelings for me but was ashamed of her conduct and was overcompensating with me.

NOW, that would be somewhat trajic of high school/church romance but typical IF it stopped there. But it didn’t. This church girl had been SO embarassed by my dropping her and, apparently, guilt-ridden over her being nailed by one of my friends that she began to circulate a rumor that I was “gay” for not having tried to do more with her. “Gay”, twenty-five years AFTER breaking up with her for having the temerity to close out her account and not marrying HER (instead of my wife).

CREEPY is a word that’s probably not as appropriate as vindictive but such things happen when you date “church girls” – most of whom are otherwise pretty decent people.

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
10:19 am

Melo- heat seeking missle…thats just awkward!!!lol

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
10:21 am

also creeps me out when women wanna come in the bathroom while I’m takin’ a dump…..and start with the questions….”how does this look?” “do you think this matches?” ….dammit, let me shyt in peace…..

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
10:22 am

@Dream_n ~ did you get enough sleep? Looks like lil dream_n had a great time.

“…she said none about no smell…” That’s usually the case, Melo. You may not have smelled it, but pretty sure she did. That’s the same as people who think their shyt don’t stink when using the crapper! Too funny!

Reading some of your creepy stories are making me laugh. The OCD guy, the speaking in tongues, the one creeping out after a 30 min connection, the surprise dinner. Too bad she was so focused on the dinner and acquiring some brownie points that she didn’t see your exhaustion.

For Real

December 4th, 2009
10:22 am

“he just whips out his junk! I was so scared I didn’t know what to do” – So women really don’t like that huh. I mean did he whip fast or slow? I like to whip it out slow and place it beside her pinky toe but that just me. Don’t judge me….

Luvbug

December 4th, 2009
10:22 am

Okay, I take mine back…this other stuff is pretty creepy…funnny…but creepy.

SexyCool - Weekend Wonder

December 4th, 2009
10:24 am

Three Words Daily – Strive for excellence.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
10:24 am

“has a closet full of tin-foil hats by now.” FUNNY!

Melo

December 4th, 2009
10:26 am

and he just whips out his junk!

:shock: :evil:

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
10:27 am

@WW ~ you actually made me LOL. Whipping out his junk and you start crying.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
10:28 am

“could suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch.” Your spin on words is cracking me up….keep it coming!

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
10:29 am

ForReal- Your kinda of sick!

That was not cool what he did, he was older I thought he would have some class, be the getlemen. I’m cranking up my car, telling him to get out my car, I look over and it was just there, the OneEye thang just starin at me!!!

I can laugh now, but in the moment…creepster!

M. (pronouced M dot)

December 4th, 2009
10:29 am

@D’Andre

Interesting story. Honestly, the Church is one pond I prefer not to fish in. Honestly, some of the most flakiest females that I have dealt with have come from here. So overall, I wont really try to talk to a girl in my Church. Plus I volunteer and dont want to have to deal with a girl from my own Church.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
10:30 am

D’Andre??

first base and second base is what…..???

sexx??

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
10:30 am

“whip it out slow and place it beside her pinky toe” I’m under my desk now! My cheeks hurt!

Fred G. Sanford, Jr.

December 4th, 2009
10:30 am

@Raqi

I kinda feel where Jerome is coming from. I’m not too much into “surprises” when I have a lot going on either. I think the ride was cool, but I can understand how planning his time was irritating.

If my lady is planning something for me, I’d much rather she tell me “I’m planning XYZ. Are you down for that?” That way, I can plan accordingly. Otherwise, if she springs something on me, I’ll be completely unprepared and will be thinking about the other stuff that the “surprise” is cutting into.

Also, knowing ahead of time gives me something to look forward to. Such was the case the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Work was getting on my nerves, but knowing I had some QT planned with my lady friend that evening made things not so bad.

For Real

December 4th, 2009
10:31 am

KINDA, KINDA????? I asked you not to judge me. What if I told you I got some candy in my pocket would you still I’m sick? It’s church peppermint!

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
10:32 am

Leggs- I seriously didn’t know what else to do to that crazy man out my car. He was like begging me, feeling on himself like he was on in porn flick!

Since then, I have invested in a tazzer!

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
10:33 am

ForReal- I have a gum problems so I don’t eat candy…And my momma told me not to take candy from strangers.

Professor

December 4th, 2009
10:34 am

Hola People!

These stories are funny so I am going to sit here and read for a while.

Melo…now that heat seeking missle sounds fatal.

Dream…hopefully these stories will keep you awake at work!

Melo

December 4th, 2009
10:34 am

Whipping out his junk and you start crying

@Leggs.. :lol:
she is an emotional chic..a good luver tho i think..such typoes are! :lol:

ooohhh,”ur dyck is so good babeeeeeeeey!!”,, Wonderwoman crying! :lol:

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
10:35 am

LMAO..

peep showing of the one eyed monster= crying

whipping it out slow “vs” fast

suck the chrome off a trailer-hitch

I’m done for today!

D'Andre

December 4th, 2009
10:35 am

First base = kissing
Second base = boobs
Third base = “stimulus” below the belt (to orgasm)
Home run = normal intercourse, or possibly oral.

Yep!

December 4th, 2009
10:37 am

I had a guy I only went on 1 date with semi-stalk me. He was Mr. Octopus on the date and I didn’t want to deal with that, so I never called him again.

One day about a month later, he came up behind me in line at Wal-Mart and said he was watching me since I came in the store. I was in Wal-Mart for about 30 minutes. He had one item – a pack of Oreo’s. The fool asked me to buy them with the rest of my stuff. Said it was the least I could do since I’ve been ignoring him for a month. I told him what he could do with the Oreo’s. Then he proceeded to walk out after me and told me he was stalking me for a while now – said he couldn’t stalk me at my house because he didn’t know and couldn’t find out where I live. So, he decided to just go to places he thought I may show up at – Wal-Mart, gas stations, kroger, etc. I told him he needed help and he just laughed and said he’d see me soon. That was creepy!

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
10:38 am

@ Leggs..

I had so many pics to go through. I was trying not to bombard you and Prof with so many. lol

@ Prof: These stories are definately keeping me awake…. Where’s your story??? :mrgreen:

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
10:38 am

Melo- FO SHO!!!!!!!!!!:)

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
10:39 am

2CPTG I never understood why anyone would want to inhale the aroma or be within 20ft. of someone taking a dump.

One day quite recent my king on his throne and he called me all the way into bathroom to ask me to call his brother and ask him a question. For like 30 seconds I stood there relaying a conversation thru a slightly opened door. Not really liking the situation I handed him the phone and told him to talk to him himself. You know what he said, “tell him I’ll call him back”. Evidently It was okay (to him) having me stand there at the door as the middle man but he knew it was not okay to have a direct conversation while on the throne.

The stuff we sign up for when we say “I do”. LOL

Professor

December 4th, 2009
10:40 am

Dream, these stories are funny. Which story do you want to hear? I have several. You know I used to be a heartbreaker, so I had a few sobbing and stalking back in the day.

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
10:45 am

What about the guy that just flat out asked if I could please give him some ‘head’ as if he was just asking for me to pass the salt. WTF!!!!!!!!

Professor

December 4th, 2009
10:46 am

Tazzee Now dude speaking in tongues is funny! I probably would have kept him around just for the laughs!

You know in Al Green’s autobiography he mentioned when he was running from God he would try to talk to a woman and he would start preaching and speaking in tongues and had no control over the matter. He said once he answered God’s call he was able to control it

SexyCool - Weekend Wonder

December 4th, 2009
10:47 am

I have similiar creepy experiences to some of yours, but for me to come up with actual examples would require some thought. I am totally incapable of thinking at the moment.

PIR – Toucan – Good to read you. Hope all is well.
Hey, Tazzie Mae!!!

RF1990

December 4th, 2009
10:48 am

Once took a co-worker out for her birthday. We shared numerous lunches, but I had wanted go out with her for some time and decided to make it an obviously romantic dinner so she would know I was interested in being more than “just friends.” We had a great time, NO alcohol, went back to her place and went way past being “just friends.” I thought I had done the impossible by actually converting a platonic friend into a lover. The next day at work, I stopped by her office just to say Hello and she launches into a tirade that if I ever came near her again she would file sexual harassment charges against me and have me fired. Needless to say, I stayed WAAAAYYYY away from her after that…to this day, still have no idea what happened?

I’m sure I got the creepy badge one time…went out with an incredibly beautiful & intelligent girl and had a great time. I mean we got along great! A friend who knew her pretty well told me she really liked dirty jokes. I told a few and she kind of laughed at them but then completely blew me off (not in the good way). After months of wondering what happened, I found out she was actually very conservative and my “friend” actually liked her himself and and set me up. I can only imagine what she thought about me.

i'm swiss

December 4th, 2009
10:50 am

Wow…. good stories on here today…

Don’t really have any stories to match what’s already been thrown out there — just the occasional, run of the mill, over-clingy type. Oh, that and then there was my ex admitting to me after the fact that she had staked out my house from her car (after she had left me, mind you) when she knew that I had another chic over…

Unfortunately, I can’t stick around long today — seems like it’s going to be a freakier-than-usual freaky Friday. But, Mrs. Swiss & I are closing on our new house today (finally)! :-D

Be good, folks — don’t blog anything I wouldn’t (which should leave you plenty of leeway…) :-)

Bryan

December 4th, 2009
10:51 am

# 1 creepy thing- Don’t touch my brown eye! EVER!
#2- commenting on every FB post.
#3- Talking about marriage anytime before 6 months.
#4- Not liking a girl you have never met just bc she is my friend.
#5- Excessive(fake) noise in bedroom. And no grunting noise either.
#6- Staring at me. I mean really watch the tv/road/dog I don’t care just don’t watch me.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
10:52 am

Stalking??? lol

What did you do to them Prof?

@ Slim What about the guy that just flat out asked if I could please give him some ‘head’ as if he was just asking for me to pass the salt.

I am dying right now!!

Melo

December 4th, 2009
10:53 am

Proff..i wanna hear them..no holds barred!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
10:54 am

@Dream_n ~ Thanks for sharing. Feel free to send more.

While in college I had my own apartment. The guy that lived under me would creep me out whenever I put my key in my front door he was outside his. And if by chance he didn’t appear then, as soon as I walked acrossed the living room he would be ringing my bell. I had to threaten him with the police. It was becoming unbearable.

I’ve never been stalked. Wait, I dated this guy when I first arrived here that worked in Pre-trail Detention. He was much older and self-assured. I liked that. Time went by and what was once smooth turned pretty choppy very quickly. He would show up at my job to make sure I was there. He would pop up at my apartment uninvited and he called me all the time. Wow, can’t believe I forgot about this nut. Anyway, Mama came to visit me and she left a few joints on my dresser. He showed up and I tried to hide them but he saw them and went balistic. Told him they weren’t mine but he wasn’t hearing anything I had to say. He wanted me to take a drug test, and if I failed he would report me. Hell, report me to who?? Lo and behold my mother and I escorted him out of the apartment, and he howled and cried under the moon under my window for a few hours before finally leaving. Wow, I’ve forgotten about all of that.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
10:55 am

Raqi, when you say “I do”, all’s fair after that……takin’ a shyt with the door open, fartin under the covers, going to the bathroom behind your mate, and seein that everything didn’t quite flush, or, buyin’ personal hygiene products for the other party, all that……but let me be just dating, and a chic tells me to “bring me some toilet paper outta the other bathroom,” …..shyttin’ me!

East Point's Own

December 4th, 2009
10:55 am

@Raqi I can’t think of any real reason to have an unlisted number these days…if you don’t want someone to know your number then you have no business calling them.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
10:57 am

RF1990???

did the friendship continue ‘tween u and that guy who set u up badly??

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
11:00 am

I had a Walmart stalker once too before. He told me I might as well go ahead and talk to him because he wasn’t going to leave me alone until I did. Every aisle I went down, he’d be down on the other end waving n ish….so I thought I finally lost him by going to other side….i’m chillin looking at birthday cards and Wah-lah, guess who I see…HIS CRAZY ARSE! I was scared to walk out to parking lot after that.

Sitting Pretty

December 4th, 2009
11:00 am

I had to come out of Lurkerville for this! You all have made my Friday! Too Funny!

I have encountered some creepy stuff in dating. I think the thing that creeps me out the most is MR. I KNOW THE FUTURE.
This is the one you meet and the first thing out of his mouth is “You’re going to be my wife.” That’s usually a turn off to me but sometimes I try to give the benefit of the doubt(sliding scale for physical attractiveness and all the other shallow stuff you base initial decisions on). I went out with one guy that let those ridiculous words come out of his mouth on our first meeting and regretted it. We went out a couple of times and then he proceeded to tell everyone in arms reach that he was in love with me. People just smiled and congratulated us, some even commented how sweeeeet he was. Do you think they’d say the same thing if they knew we just recently met?!?
I don’t care if you have ESP, believe in fate, kismet, have been praying for a sign, or all the stars align on the day we met….it’s still creepy to start plotting out “our” future when we just met!

Wise Diva

December 4th, 2009
11:01 am

Good Morning beautiful people! I had to close my office door, I am laughing way too loud at these comments. Woo! Hilarious!!

Musing, no, that basketball analogy was not a reflection on my lady parts, LOL

M. (pronouced M dot)

December 4th, 2009
11:01 am

@Leggs

LOL your 10:54 am post reminded me of something I saw this week.

“He would show up at my job to make sure I was there”

I was at work this week in the hallway taking a phone call and my friend who works here is dating this guy and we were talking about how he smothers her and its like they are married. She was in a meeting and he was looking in the conference room to make sure she was actually in the meeting! Wierd…

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
11:01 am

Hey Sexy…..always a pleasure to read you too! I was hoping PIR would hang around…..too cold out, so I’m stayin indoors today…..cain’t make no money-at least haven’t made any today; so I’m chillin……waitin’ on Angie to send me a “stimulus” check…

Wise Diva

December 4th, 2009
11:03 am

OMG! PIR and 2CPTG in one day? I am officially having the best blog week ever. *waving*

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
11:04 am

Bryan- for #5..no noise in the bedroom..you must not be talking bout during $ex..that would be just too quite.

dw

December 4th, 2009
11:04 am

*off topic* Happy Founder’s Day Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Incorporated. AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA AΦA

QC

December 4th, 2009
11:05 am

MORNING ALL – HAPPY HOLIDAYS :)

Sitting Pretty

December 4th, 2009
11:06 am

Y’all are hilarious! :-)

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
11:06 am

Luvbug

December 4th, 2009
11:06 am

The guy that lived under me would creep me out whenever I put my key in my front door he was outside his

I’ve had that one from a neighbor…and stalking from a different guy…these stories are too common…creepy!!

Elijah ....

December 4th, 2009
11:06 am

Good Morning folks!

It is getting too cold for me out here, I think its time to move to Texas!
On Topic: I can’t recall any really crazy stuff, I did have one GF come up to the office on a Saturday unannounced because I used to work a lot of overtime. She wanted to see if I was talking to other ladies on the phone.

Hello Ms. Sassy!
Hello Ms. Professor!

Professor

December 4th, 2009
11:06 am

Dream/Melo, you two are not going to get me going. I am enjoying reading the other stories. Hey I participate everyday and today is my day off! LOL.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
11:07 am

oopss..

WiseD

I too have to keep my laughs muffled.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
11:07 am

Hey Diva!!!!!! Glad to be able to contribute;

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
11:08 am

@Professor ~ how can this be your day off if your handing out awards??

Melo

December 4th, 2009
11:09 am

Congrats Swiss on the closing!!

will miss u tday bro..how can we have creepy day and u not there to give us Swiss versions..next time!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
11:09 am

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
11:09 am

DW – “AAAA wit a big azz phi!!!!” what up frat!

Spring ‘92 – Mu Pi Chapter

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
11:13 am

Oh yeah!!

Congrats on the closing Swiss!!!!</strong

Wise Diva

December 4th, 2009
11:14 am

Slim One, I didn’t get a chance to comment yesterday but it is SO good to see you on here. I miss your jokes and stories :)

Wise Diva

December 4th, 2009
11:15 am

ohh what about creepy dirty talk? Sometimes fellas, ya talk too much

Sitting Pretty

December 4th, 2009
11:15 am

Creepy Man: MR. I KNOW THE FUTURE

This is the one that as soon as they meet you start reciting that “You’re going to be my wife” speech. It’s usually a turn off to me. I try to give some folks the benefit of the doubt, but I’ve learned that usually nothing good comes of it.
One guy I gave a chance turned out to get increasingly worse with trying to predict “our” future. We went out and he was telling random passer byers that “we” were in love. SMDH…WTH
I had to politely ask him to stop and that he doesn’t even know me to predict any of that stuff. It just got weirder and I had to flee the foolishness.
Moral of the story: No matter how much you believe you have ESP, or you believe in fate/kismet, or you think God is sending you a sign, or your horoscope that day told you you’d find your soul mate…..DO NOT INSIST TO THE INDIVIDUAL THAT YOU’RE GOING TO BE THEIR HUSBAND/WIFE!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
11:16 am

Here’s a story of one of my gfs who did drivebys to her then boyfriend in Adamsville. I would not accompany her because I never believed in drivebys. Well, after one in particular she calls me the next morning to tell me he must have crept back to her place in the middle of night because she found her bra strapped from one windsheild wiper to the other. I was laughing so hard I was crying…Yes, she took a pic and we pull it out and laugh some more! Man o man, her neighbors got an eyeful that morning. That’s another thing I’ve never done. Leave articles of clothing at a guys house (even though my bra could never stretch that far). I think I call her up right now and reminiscence.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
11:18 am

@ Leggs

We decided at the last minute to cancel the production.. I heard folks were getting a lil sensitive. Our network did not want to acquire any lawsuits.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

We haven’t built that much revenue yet, it would’ve broke us!!!

*******DISCLAIMER***********
Just kidding… sorry I forgot to add that :mrgreen:

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
11:19 am

I know WD…especially right off the bat..the dirty talk on the first is creepy!

Luvbug

December 4th, 2009
11:19 am

Yes, stop leaving clothes at my house “by mistake”…hate that!

Wise Diva

December 4th, 2009
11:20 am

@ RF1990 – wow, that was real shady of him, goodness, talk about the poster boy for cockblocking LOL

Professor

December 4th, 2009
11:20 am

Dream/Melo

My very first creepy experience occurred in the second grade. I was new to the school and the teacher thought it would be a good idea for me to pass out the coats and backpacks so I could learn the other students. Well this little snotty nose fat boy that sat in the back of the class weaseled his way in the closet and when I went back to pull out more coats he was standing in the closet rolling his hips gyrating saying “you gon be my girlfriend and we gon have a million babies.” I slammed the closet door in his face and blocked the door so he could not get out. The funny thing is I always felt sorry for him because everyone treated him bad and I was always nice to him, and would never make fun of him or anything. So I guess he took that and ran with it not realizing that I felt sorry for him.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
11:21 am

Haaaaaa, you didn’t need to add the disclaimer!

Tazzee - it's cold out there!

December 4th, 2009
11:25 am

No time to catch up, but I just watched that youtube and I.AM.IN.TEARS!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now I have to clear my eyes for my meeting.

Hey 2CPTG and PIR!!!

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
11:27 am

Okay.. I howled when I saw 2nd grade.. lmao!!!!

Okay that little perv was wrong on so many levels…

Melo

December 4th, 2009
11:27 am

talk about the poster boy for cockblocking LOL

cockblocking ha?? WD!

Melo

December 4th, 2009
11:30 am

Boy Proff!! :lol:

these thangs start really early, I guess!

:evil:

For Real

December 4th, 2009
11:30 am

That 2nd grade perv is not Craig Mack.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
11:33 am

Yeah the dirty talk that is not only too soon but waaay out there is rather creepy.

Professor

December 4th, 2009
11:34 am

Yeah, Leggs, Dream is correct we didn’t want folks sitting in the corner because they received an award on information they gave to the public. Also when we checked the budget we only had 60K so we did not want to use all of our cash like Dream said

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
11:34 am

WISE Glad to be able to check in a little more often. For a while I was beginning to feel like the black sheep up in this camp. Well, i’m back and I want my big piece of chicken! :-D

Re:ohh what about creepy dirty talk?

OMG!!! YES YES YES…why dudes gotta ask you what their name is during the act??? I always say something slick if i get asked that.

(bed, chandelier, couch and back patio squeaking..)

Dude: oh yeah, you like that huh?

Slim: ooohh yep

Dude: dang girl! I see you throwin it back…wh…what…what’s my name?

Slim: (thinking no he didn’t just ask me that lame sh!t)

Dude: baby girl I said what’s my name?

Slim: You talkin to me? (said while rolling eyes)

Dude: what you mean..(ah ah..pump pump stroke) yeah i’m talkin to you.

Slim: oohhhh mmmmmm…Oh yeah um..what you ask me again?

Dude: WHAT’S…MY…NAME?!

Slim: Ummmm???? dayuum, what IS your name again? Are you Bob? wait wait, no no don’t tell me…you’re Larry right? Wait…no, you can’t be Larry cuz he curves to the left. Dayum baby, whats your name again?

East Point's Own

December 4th, 2009
11:36 am

Don’t show my photo to all of your friends so that they can tell you if they spot me in the streets…

http://hispointofview.com/2009/12/women-depreciate-and-men-appreciate/

Professor

December 4th, 2009
11:37 am

Proff/Dream,

I never said anything to him again neither. I did not jump on the bandwagon and make fun of him I simply did not see him. Years later when we were in the 8th grade or so he asked me why I was so mean and never said anything when he tried to talk or be nice to me. I told him remember that time you hid in the close….

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
11:47 am

:lol @ Slim…

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
11:48 am

Creepy is that intended sexy stare or grin that looks more creepy than sexy.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
11:51 am

I dated this chic when we were both in boarding school at diff locations,back then in high school..

we wrote each other letters during school days and i visited her a cpple of times during the holidays,….we lived in same city.
After high school,we kinda driftd apart as i went to college but we re-connected when we both were wrking and we wld bump into each other in the city,at events,clubs etc…

we kinda decided to rekindle the relationship coz i still had feelings,her body was now way more grown..a lady u can stay and all that….

One saturday she decides I shld visit her abode in the suburbs…

I get there and i see a slew of other chics there..apparently they shared a room or 2…
a homie of mine is also there,hes my best friends’ brother,married but hes a big time philanderER and he hits one of the gerls on the regular,i establish this later…… :evil:
They clear the room and leave it for me and my bird to nik nak…

AS we start to get at it,taking off the clothes and what not..the other ladies have gon outside,in some sort of courtyard,same level and they are transfixed on whats happening in the room,literally gawking……

see,the blinders were razor thin so they were waaaaay worse than see thrus….we were in the open…..
so my whole plays and trick attemmpts are within their sight…

what i didnt know was that old girl was now ,A Big Part Time Hooker(she had a regular gig),she rolled with the big boys with flaw and she broght me in just as courtesy,since we had known each other from back in the day…….

I did not go for 3rd nor 4th base coz as soon as I realized that we were really in the open(melo was really a junior at these things then!!)…melo jnr went stone Cold and i was outa there!

The hookers were laughing their azz off in the meantime,really having a good time…..at my expense!!!!! :evil: :shock: :roll:

Elijah ....

December 4th, 2009
11:57 am

That is our sexy stare Ms. Raqi! :smile:

This reminds me when I had recently called off the relationship with this sista I decided to go visit a female friend of mind who lived in another state. I get a call from my ex and she is crying saying where are you I went over to your house and I did not see your car and I looked thru the windows and did not see anyone in the house.

I let her off easy and told her I am visiting a friend and we’ll talk later about how we are no longer in a relationship!

@Slim…. You are one funny sista! :lol:

Professor

December 4th, 2009
11:59 am

List of creepy encounters:

1. Dude feeling/pulling/scratching on his candy cane like he need some blue star oniment . Why do they do that are they wearing the wrong draws

2. After buying one watered down glass of kool-aid dude think he is your new man and will not leave

3. After I say I am married or have a man dude keeps on asking why are all the good ones taken…still saying stuff trying to get in as if I really want him.

4. seeing a dude on the prowl and he is not together yet he will still try to mack with matter in his eyes and crusty lips

5. Dude telling me what all he did for his ex…I had a guy tell me recently that he bought his ex GF kids a bunch of stuff for Christmas because the kids were in the house with him and did not buy for his own children. He was trying to tell me what a provider he was. Well he was crazy to do all of that and she did not want you.

A guy that wants to move too fast. Hop jump into a relationship get married and tell me the role his wife must play. Shhhhhhit as if I am looking to play Hazel.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
12:09 pm

Okay Prof.. I can dig..
I can list creepy encounters…

#1)
While i was in a dept store walking around with my ex (but current at the time).. This guy was glancing at me, but looking at things I’m sure he had no intention of buying, As soon as the ex went into that da!n electronic aisle, The lil one and I darted to the toys… Here he comes slithering over. Talking about “he” (as in my ex”) can’t handle you. What you doing with him.. I can make you feel things you never felt before.. okay 1st off it’s inapropriate to talk to a woman like that you don’t know, but it’s more inappropriate to talk like that while a child is around.. I mumbled “Boy if you don’t get ur azz away from me”…

Men can be so overbearing at times. Compliments are nice, but ignorance is unhealthy I tell ya!

Professor

December 4th, 2009
12:12 pm

Dream,

LOL now that is real creepy I hate when guys do stuff like that, and doing it in front of lil dream was totally out of line!

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
12:25 pm

I think the creepiest things come from old arse men! One old man in the gas station said, “Hmph lil lady, I’m sure you already got a man, but just know I’ll work Two jobs for a lil taste of your sweetness!” ewwwww

Professor

December 4th, 2009
12:29 pm

Slim please add the dirty old men to the list. One told me he was old enough for my momma and young enough for me I was 17 at the time he was about 50…I hit him with my grocery cart

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
12:31 pm

@Dream_n, you are truly crazier than I thought. You need to share that description!

@SlimOne, you’re simply a funny, crazy gal!

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
12:44 pm

Noooo Leggs!!! lmao… :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I was dying while typing the description. I was hoping you found the humor in it too!!!! But hey.. I can not tell a lie. That is exactly how I pictured ya. :lol:

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
12:45 pm

okay I am officially cracking up my desk again!!! (Leggs, I just went back and re-read it)

Elijah ....

December 4th, 2009
12:46 pm

Everyone have a great weekend! ladies be very careful out there!
It’s time to get back to work! :smile: :smile: :smile:

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
12:54 pm

Never been described like that. Now, that was creepy. Very thankful it’s no where near the truth. :cool:

There must be more creepy stories in this naked city….

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
12:56 pm

I asked two coworkers what are the creepiest things a guy has done that turned them off. One said her ex used to talk in his sleep in a weird voice. It was not his regular speaking voice.

The other said a guy that told her she was going to be his wife on the first date and wanted to introduce her to his parents the very same day.

Sassy Me...juicy fruit...there can be only one :-)

December 4th, 2009
12:57 pm

Happy Friday Eli!!

On topic: Luckily I haven’t had a whole lot of creepy things happen to me…actually I’ve only had one and that was recently on FB. A guy that I’ve been friend with since the 6th grade was stalking my page and when ever I made a comment he always thought I was talking about HIM. Now even though we liked each other we’ve NEVER done the “grown up” and but dude is hell-a-clingy/needy and plainly said so. THAT</strong coming from a man is a for sure 'nough deal breaker so I cut him off like a gangrenous pinky toe.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
12:58 pm

http://www.mg.co.za/article/2009-12-04-mkhize-bullkilling-ruling-promotes-cultural-tolerance

there is one “creepy” one 4 u Dream_n,but not me….I wld be in my very high Element!

sorry animal rights!! :lol:

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
12:59 pm

Leggs, the first time my marido saw me bathe he said it was creepy. LOL Little circular scrubbing motions.

My brother always smell his food before eating it. I wonder how many women are creeped out by it.

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
1:02 pm

Raqi, I’m freaked out by men with long fingernails. Just seems chesterish to me.

Sassy Me...juicy fruit...there can be only one :-)

December 4th, 2009
1:04 pm

Heey Eliiii!!!

On topic: I’ve only had one creepy thing happen to me and that was a guy stalking my FB page. This guy and I have been friends/liked each other since the 6th grade and have NEVER done the “grown up” and he recently joined FB. Whenever I made a comment he always thought it was about him and if I said I was headed out he always wanted pics or if I was talking to anyone that night(and vice versa)….he openly said that he was needy/clingy and I swiftly cut that off like a gangrenous pinky toe. That coming from a man is a HUGE deal breaker.

As for that other stuff like drive bys and the like, that wreaks of desperation and my pride won’t let me do it.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
1:05 pm

Melo

I am not clicking on that video… with you saying sorry animal rights

Nothing good can come of me cliking that link.. I sense nightmares in my future :lol:

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
1:07 pm

I think you’ve started something Slim..

Hmmm.. I’m freaked out be guys that sag their pants… I heard that was a mate call in prison :lol: :lol: :lol

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
1:08 pm

Melo

December 4th, 2009
1:09 pm

Dream_n,no u goood…

no video..just words

Here is another one for sme of u, pining on africa but have always been ignorant and been misinformed about it……

http://www.mg.co.za/article/2009-12-04-a-firebrand-leader-in-the-making

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:10 pm

I think it creepy when a person allows their cat or dog to be on the bed while they are getting on with someone. My brother briefly dated a woman that would not make her dog get off the bed. She slept with the dog on/in her bed all the time.

A few months ago we kept some dogs for a friend of my marido and the dogs slept on their owners’ bed. They were three big dogs. That’s creepy to me.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:13 pm

Slim, I know we can’t help how our parts look when we are born, but I do not like men with girly hands. Just ewww. I like the big hands with the long thick finger and you can see the veins on the back of the hands.

Men with skinny girly hands were a big turn off. And to have long nails just makes it worse.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:17 pm

Another creepy thing is men that always wear sunglasses. Always. Indoors and outdoors. Cloudy or sunny. Just always. It’s like they are hiding something. The eyes are the window to the soul.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
1:18 pm

Even Creepier Raqi!!!,if the women allow the cat/chihuahua to lick her cuttie(slim talk) or the dogg to do the back and forth strokes on the woman’s legg. koyi, koyi, koyi,…eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww in imitation :evil: :shock: :evil:

:lol:

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
1:21 pm

@ Melo..

So which is true. Is the ritual painless and not cruel or is it as some have described ie: Pulling the tongue out, tieng his privates, stomping on the bull, trying to break the bull’s neck.

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
1:22 pm

Raqi speaking of body parts, my cousin can’t stand guys with big ole girlie booty’s, especially if it sits up high. LMAO She calls them juicy bootys.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
1:25 pm

You got mail.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
1:26 pm

@SlimOne, my first boyfriend in Jr. H.S. had a butt that sat on his back and I didn’t like him because of it. Bet he’s a rocket scientist right now!

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:27 pm

Slim, yeah I never cared for hippy men myself.

M. (pronounced M dot)

December 4th, 2009
1:28 pm

@WD aka Miss Pop-up

How did this end up working out? Did you just pop up at their house? Did you ever pop up and see something you werent ready for? I dont know how I would handle that…

Also the Mrs. Snoop through it all….I had girls snoop through my phone and stuff while in the shower…watch that guys.

@RF1990

Your story was funny but I can tell you what really happened. This girl was dealing with another guy and when she hooked up with you, that boyfriend guilt set in. That’s why she tried to make you out to have done something wrong as a defense mechanism to lie to herself and make it like she did nothing wrong…think about it…

Professor

December 4th, 2009
1:28 pm

…you got mail! :cool:

There must be more creepy stories in this naked city

I agree…

Question for the blog: As you look back on your younger days…did you ever do anything creepy that you regret? Have you ever followed your friends’ advice and done something creepy that you felt was against your nature? Do you write off some creepy behavior based on age?

Have you ever received a creepy Christmas gift

My creepy gift came from the cook at my first job. Yep the same cook that said I could not get out the walk in freezer without kissing him…well I this fool gave me a gift wrapped up and said do not open it in front of your parents, and please don’t let your daddy see it. That fool bought me a teddy! Why would I need a teddy in the 10th grade? :???:

Sassy Me...juicy fruit...there can be only one :-)

December 4th, 2009
1:28 pm

And to have long nails just makes it worse.

Ant to have lond and dirty nails deserves a beat down. It just gives my inner scientist the heebie jeebies. What I wonder is what woman(and her nether region)they’re touching with those long dirty thangs….eeeewwww.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:31 pm

Leggs, Them big hips will have you hitting a split riding cowgirl. LOL

Melo

December 4th, 2009
1:32 pm

Dream_n??

killing of live animals is painful for them ofcourse,but necessary coz those folks gotta eat….its cultural and practical coz in the country,there are no modern butcher facilities where animals can be killed painlessly(if there is such a thing anyway)

so u either shoot them,kill with a sharp spear,a one hit to the head with a sharp dagger or shoot ‘em with a popo,if u got one…
Over here in Conyers(if u care to know) there is a farm where we buy goat meat. They kill them right there(muslim style) while u wait!

Luv it..meat is fresh and ready to cook soon after!

Got it!!!???..qstion and statement… :lol:

Be back…

Sassy Me...juicy fruit...there can be only one :-)

December 4th, 2009
1:34 pm

Why would I need a teddy in the 10th grade?

That’s why he didn’t want you to open it in front of you parents…especially your daddy. Was he much older than you?

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
1:36 pm

Ok back from a long lunch…lets see what I missed.

OMG…the men with long nails- Raqi definetly with you on that and the dog on the bed that just wrong!

I must have a nail and feet fetish…like Eddie Murphy in Boomarang (classic movie, loved it) when he looked at the womans feet after whoopie. A man with bad creepy looking feet, makes me gag!

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:37 pm

Mdot, I meant to ask her a question. I am glad you brought it back up.

WiseDiva did dude not tell you he was renovating his place? I am all for privacy you know, but being too secretive is also very creepy. Especially if he has been to your place.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
1:38 pm

@ Melo,

No melo.. I don’t think there’s a painless way to kill an animal.(at least I’m not aware of it) I was referring to the torture that was described. It seemed a bit brutal to me.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:40 pm

What I wonder is what woman(and her nether region)they’re touching with those long dirty thangs

Sassy, you and me both. EWWW (shudder)

Wonderwoman_TGIF

December 4th, 2009
1:43 pm

Yeah the men with big ole booties ug!..I guess it reminds me of a friend of mind.

Sassy Me...juicy fruit...:-)

December 4th, 2009
1:46 pm

Off topic: Did Tiger’s wife really whoop his a** with a 7 iron?…and is that the reason he hasn’t been seen in public. Someone who claims to have two “reliable sources” from the Woods household said so and I’d like to know if there’s any credence to it.

Dan,abc,East point where y’all at?…I know one of you guys know b/c you always do,or at least it seems like it…shed some light.

Luvbug

December 4th, 2009
1:47 pm

Knew a lady bootie guy in high school (looked like Beyonce from the back)…Heard from a friend a few years ago that he was in jail…tears

M. (pronouced M dot)

December 4th, 2009
1:50 pm

@Raqi

Thats a good point.

Someone mentioned earlier that if you mention that I am going to eat at xyz restaurant or we will be hanging at sxy bar, that sometimes people like to have an accidental meeting.

That is true because Atlanta’s nightlife is small and there is a good chance you know where everyone will be. I had someone pop up on me before to…its crazy..

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
1:50 pm

Sassy I hope not..

@ Luvbug… I too shed a tear when I read that. :lol:

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:51 pm

Sassy, I think it was a #3. I heard it was his practice club that he uses at home. He probably hiding somewhere all swollen and black and blue.

East Point's Own

December 4th, 2009
1:51 pm

@Sassy only rumors… one report I saw from a supposedly credible source said that the Woods won;t let anyone inside the house including the police because she caused “significant” damage to the house near the main entrance… but I don’t know if that’s true or if he won’t let the police in, because they can then snoop around once you let them inside.
Also the initial reports said his mout was bloody and lip was busted… in a manner which sounds inconsistent with a low speed accident.

I do think she hit him and busted his lip though.

East Point's Own

December 4th, 2009
1:54 pm

@ Sassy… I am pretty much tired of the story at this point… all I gotta say is that he should not be paying her to stay… he could have let her get the divorce and pay her $20Million, now it looks like she can get $200-300Million if she stays for 2 years and does not talk about their situation…. I say Tiger must have some major secrets which will damage his endorsements if he feels that its better to pay her $200-300 million in 2 years instead of paying her $20 Million in a divorce settlement now..

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
1:56 pm

EastPoint there was no airbag deployment and the front windshield was not broken so you are correct. His face did not hit anything in that truck, his face ran into that golf club his wife was swinging.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
1:59 pm

Why get married if you’re going to cheat. Isn’t it better to just stay single.

I know you don’t go in saying I’m going to cheat, but come on! You know yourself.
And he’s prolly cheated before he got married to her.

Marriage can be costly :shock:

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
2:02 pm

EastPoint, I was listening to the radio last evening on the way to a friend’s and the radio host was saying that he had dealings with Tiger Woods off the court and when the cameras were off. He says TW is a very rude and unfriendly man. He treats wait staff with disrespect and he is quite callous. He was saying that innocent little boy look that he has for the camera suddenly disappears when in private.

I don’t think he should lose his endorsements because he is not first high dollar icon to get caught up. But I think if he would just tell the people what they want to know he can get pass it and make things right with his wife and family. The media is not going to leave him alone. Attempting to pay people off to be quiet is like writing a blank check and throwing it in the wind.

Do like David Letterman, tell it yourself then you diffuse it.

East Point's Own

December 4th, 2009
2:03 pm

My bad it seems as if my numbers are off… these reports are all over the place some say she (Tiger’s wife) will now get $55 million, others say $80 million, this morining I saw $200Million… so basically nobody knows what the deal is.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
2:10 pm

An who really cares what the deal is. I will never see a dime of that money, nor does Tiger’s infedility affect me the least bit. He’s a human being, his bank account is just larger than mines, he has a mean swing, and he’s more recognizable than the average joe…

If Elin stays or leaves, my bills are still due. If Tigers endorsements remain or get taken away, that car note still needs to get paid.

Professor~

December 4th, 2009
2:11 pm

Sassy- he was like 25 or 26 I was 16. I felt so dirty!!!!!!

Professor~

December 4th, 2009
2:16 pm

If Elin stays or leaves, my bills are still due. If Tigers endorsements remain or get taken away, that car note still needs to get paid.

So true…now we need to call Tippy-Toes-Tiger to see if he like chocolate ladies and if he is willing to pay these bills!

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
2:18 pm

What was Elin Woods doing outside of the house at 2:30am in the morning? CLUBBING.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
2:19 pm

After this incident I guess Tiger will change his name to Cheetah Woods.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
2:20 pm

Prof..

I read somewhere, that there is another girl too, ans she’s a sistah… She has text msgs between her and her friend about him. *allegedly*

So we just might have a chance to get those bills paid!

Melo

December 4th, 2009
2:21 pm

Sassy- he was like 25 or 26 I was 16. I felt so dirty!!!!!!

Proff,forgive me!!!, i jus came in and tired to read this mess to get thr story st8…

all i saw is finger nails and then ur name…

dude tried to feel u with his long index finger nail??? Gross..now,if i picture that,if anybody deserved to do a speak in tongue message,that wld have been u at that point.

“hooooly,hoooly, asha, kasha, asha,Jesus plz say No…!” u wld be saying! eeeeeweeeeeeehh! :lol:

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
2:23 pm

da hell wit Tiger Woods!!!! ain’t no way in the hell I’mma get married with that much loot! ’specially if you know you’re a man-who re….be real wit ya damnself…..

you got that much money, do you seriously think you gon’ find a chic who loves you, for you? Hell naw!!! So play the game too……”what it’s hittin’ for, lil mama? 2 stacks?……shiiid, got it right here in my pocket!”

Professor~

December 4th, 2009
2:25 pm

No Melo…the cook at the fast food place I worked at when I was 16 gave me a teddy for christmas and he was like do not unwrap your gift in front of your parents especially your daddy.

Well Dream I am putting on my bestest freakum dress and we are going to see what is going on with getting this mortage paid off

Melo

December 4th, 2009
2:26 pm

David Letterman??

HIS FIRST APOLOGY WAS JUST NICE! :lol:

Hilarious!

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
2:28 pm

freakum dress lol

Prof.. The line cook at my highschool wanted to talk to me. He used to always switch to watever side I was in to pay for lunch. He was definatley a cute guy, but talking to a line cook at that school, just seemed kinda odd to me.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
2:31 pm

I’m with you 2C. If I had that kind of money I wouldn’t get married.

Professor~

December 4th, 2009
2:31 pm

LMAO…Line Cook at your high school :shock: Girl he was wrong! girl for some reason it seems like those cooks are off the chain. Hell I stopped going to Picadilly because the cook creeped me out!

Melo

December 4th, 2009
2:32 pm

But if u look at this Tiger thang,2CPTG,some wromg with him brother…

Ellan or whatever her name,is a nanny brains girl..
all the sluts coming out, are club/liqor store type chics..

noone that i have had so far is a sharp shooter upstairs,or holds a decent,respectable job,not even a sports agent,anhor type chic with aome redu and decency….

even myself,at my net worth thats less than 0.00000000001 % of his,I dont play with bar chics…..gimme a damnn sexxy cpa,cfa,investment banker,hr, or lawyer or model type chic,no strokkers type chic when im worth 0.000000000000001 of a mill net wrth,let alone $500million.

Some aint right with this picture!

SlimOne

December 4th, 2009
2:33 pm

I also don’t like dudes that give you the Head-to-toe once over, looking like the Wolf in the story Little Red Riding Hood. Just gives me the creeps….and please, please, please don’t come telling me how sexy and slim I am with your bible in hand. :shocked:

Professor~

December 4th, 2009
2:35 pm

Melo~I agree, but as a man you can say that, but I was thinking the same thing tiger plays with those little income and lame azz jobs with no brains. Now watch the replies because I (with vjay) mentioned income and unskilled workers

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
2:36 pm

Has anyone ever ran into their boss/teacher years later, and they tried to hit on you?

When I was going to this reggae spot with my best friend, my teacher spotted me there. It was awkward at first, but after a couple of drinks I loosened up. He was telling me about how he always gave me a hard time at school b/c he liked when I expressed my opinion about things. Now don’t get me wrong, he was a goodlooking guy, but again it just didn’t seem right. I had the fear someone would see us together and think that I was hooking up with him when we were in back in school.

Which brings me to another question..

Has anyone let someone go that that they regret

SexyCool - Weekend Wonder

December 4th, 2009
2:36 pm

“talking to a line cook at that school, just seemed kinda odd to me.”

And was probably illegal for him.

Professor~

December 4th, 2009
2:36 pm

Slim I dated a preacher once very briefly and he said more than that with the bible in his hands on the church grounds! :???:

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
2:37 pm

2CPTG, I kinda agree with you. The problem with having that kind of money is you never know who is in it for the money and who is not. You won’t know until the money is gone but you take the chance of getting with the wrong person(s) on the journey to find out.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
2:40 pm

Melo…..that’s how you know it was all about the coochie….no brains, require no game! Them CPA type chics you mentioned, woulda had Tiger recallin’ his Stanford education in order to get at ‘em……but them bar chics, tip her azz a few hundreds, and it’s on!!!!!

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
2:41 pm

Oh shoot.. If “someone is on here”..
You know that was around the time when “he” was letting anyone in that club that paid the cover.. lmao!!!!

MsM

December 4th, 2009
2:44 pm

I was 16 and hitchhiking (Van Nuys, CA) and an old white dude in a pick-up stopped and offered a ride. I accepted and hopped in, we drove a minute and the next thing out of his mouth is I’m a para***somthing and I can’t do the do but I’ll give you $100 if you su*k it for me… Well hell, as soon as he stopped at a traffic light I was out.. he was yelling that sh*t after me as I was running in the other direction.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
2:48 pm

Raqi, a dude like me ain’t takin no chances! dammit, you weren’t there when I was on the come-up, so you damn sure ain’t bout to jump on the bus now…..

Melo

December 4th, 2009
2:49 pm

woulda had Tiger recallin’ his Stanford education in order to get at ‘em

2CPTG??
no waay…with that loot,any chic can be made to sing,u know that!!!

For a man lacking confidence,at least thats how it comes out about Tiger, seeing he picks those types,ur money makes u upgrade….well,maybe im putting too much brains into it! :lol:

now all the lil sluts are coming out,like cockroaches, when the lights in the kitchen are put on…..ta, one drops,…….ta! ta!, 4 other cockroaches drop..tatatata……them cockroaches keep droping! Poor tiger :lol:

every bar slut now wants at least 60,000k to tell her story!! :lol:

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
2:51 pm

@ 2CPTG

What about the Lebron/Savannah relationship.
That “seems” pretty honest. Would you be more inclined to stay with a woman that was with you from the beginning as opposed to one who you attracted after increasing your bank account?

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
2:52 pm

MsM

I don’t know whether to laugh or send you an e-hug.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
2:53 pm

that’s why, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, my wifey aspirant gon’ come from my pool of already known associates….not some new chic who sees only the exterior……”chic, you’on know shyt about me, you just see a brother shinin’ and you wanna get on my team…but what we can do, is…….”

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
2:55 pm

2CPTG, that’s what I was sitting here thinking. The only way to really get with someone and have a better chance of them being there for you and not your money is for them to have to have been there thru the struggle. It’s like when you read about different entertainers that marry their high school sweethearts or the one that footed the bills while you were out there making $100 a week doing standup. There is a better chance for true love and affection there.

Either that or marry someone that has just as much or more money than you do.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
2:56 pm

Dream_n….yo answer right there ^^^^^

Sassy Me...juicy fruit...:-)

December 4th, 2009
2:56 pm

Thank you East Point.

Professor that wsa nasty wrong and I’m sorry you had to go through that…..that dude sounds like some kinda perv.

Have a good weekend y’all…..stay warm however you can ;)

Melo

December 4th, 2009
2:59 pm

2CPTG

at least let ur money enable u to upgrade if u lack confidence like he seemds he does..

with aht kinda money,any woman can be made to sing! :lolL:

Poor tiger..

I luv his golf tho….mad luv for it..

Now he has to make 60k hush payments or let the sluts collect their 60k “tell my story” payments! :lol:

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
2:59 pm

Raqi, I agree…..why da hell y’all think Oprah ain’t got married? cain’t nobody match that…..’cept maybe a Bob Johnson, or somebody like that…..

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:01 pm

Melo, as far as those gals, seling their stories, I wouldn’t even care…..ain’t comin’ outta his pockets!!!! The one he gotta worry about is his wife…prolly gon’ go pull a Kobe, and lace the shyt out of her now…..

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:02 pm

Has anyone let someone go that that they regret

I will say this I dated a wonderful guy in college and I think of him every V-day. He was the bestest and that is one I should have really kept. The breakdown in our relationship was my fault…he was a great guy, and I hope with all my heart life is treating him well.

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
3:04 pm

2CPTG, I thought I heard where one of Tiger’s women was going to do an interview but was paid off by him not to. I don’t know how true that is though.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:04 pm

I thought maybe the men (even women) would’ve learned something after the Steve Mcnair situation. Very tragic story, but a lesson nonetheless.

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:05 pm

Melo,

He better buy those sluts a Gucci bag with some matching shades and leave about 2K in there. Hell if he give them 60K he is going to create a riot them sluts are not used to the 60K I think we need to start using 50K as the new number.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:06 pm

of course, Professor…..the thing I like though, in my instance, is that I’m still cool with all of ‘em…..

can you say, “no good, but so good!!!”

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:07 pm

Awww Professor.. a tear just dropped.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
3:09 pm

2CPTG

the pre-nup is being re-wrked out.Now thats quick..can u say ching ching….

Jasper Pannevick,the dude/golfer who introduced him to the nanny chic-wife-now says,she shld have thumped him with a driver! Ouch!

Tells u no man has it all..u either good in school,but lame with girls or lights out when u read a book but a mad pants down rapper and sleek with the hood chics….
America is great fo sho!! :lol:

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:10 pm

Tiger dumb anyway…in fact, I’mma gon’ say it, ANYBODY who cheats in a marriage is a loser in my book! throughout all my faults and shortcomings, I do not disrespect the sanctity of marriage…..if you ain’t ready, don’t do it…..

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:10 pm

When I read that Melo (about the pre nup being re-written) it confused the heck outta me.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
3:11 pm

thought maybe the men (even women) would’ve learned something after the Steve Mcnair situation

the lesson we men get is that there is plenty coochie out there to be got got! :lol:

hw about u ladies Dream_n???? :lol:

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:12 pm

I do not disrespect the sanctity of marriage…..if you ain’t ready, don’t do it…..

Simply put. I agree

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:13 pm

2CPTG I am horrible with keeping in touch and when my dad died I was trying my best to just finish school and try to make it in this world…I had to grow up.

Dream, yep he is worth a thought every now and then…he truly makes my heart smile. Now, all of these losers can find me on FB, that is one person I would love to see a friend request :wink:

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:13 pm

Melo,

I hope you learned a little bit more than that.. lol

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
3:14 pm

Melo, I read where Jasper Parnevick said how disappointed he was because he introduced them. My bff and I both thought it was funny because he introduced him to his nanny. Not his sister or his wife’s friend but the nanny. The nanny who is also from Sweden.

East Point's Own

December 4th, 2009
3:15 pm

@Dream_n~ Exhausted That’s why I said there must be some details he does not want to get out in the open, otherwise re-writing the pre-nup makes no sense…he is trying to keep her mouth shut about something, or he really has no sense if he thinks she is not planning on cashing in on the pay day.

Ole gilr might have married him with the plan of waiting for him to mess up, knowing she could trick him into paying her somehow… LoL

http://hispointofview.com

Melo

December 4th, 2009
3:17 pm

Dream_n??
rewrked coz she initially was due some certain amnt if they broke up,very little in comparison to his net wrth..

Now,coz his johnson was caught still dripping with slutt funk,she renegotiated and said,”i lick u all this dammn time,now u put me thru this embarrasment..im gonna walk”",,,and he says..

“instead of buying u a ring,like Kobie did..i give u more,so u dont talk..”

(i be ur lawyer Dream_N if u like, for that divorse thang) :lol:

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:18 pm

I never put it past anyone now a days East.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:21 pm

Facebook done renewed a lotta old flames……old trysts too, I might add!!!!!

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:24 pm

Ok, What is wrong with the nanny, and why is it funny that she was introduced to him and not someone else? Is it difficult to understand that Tiger and the nanny may have enjoyed a lot of the same things? Is Elin not human, or is she less because of her job title…just saying

Melo

December 4th, 2009
3:24 pm

Raqi,that nanny is no diff to the Thai/asian girls and Russian gerlz we see on the internet,who pine 4 american men so they get papers….same kind

what did Tiger,his mom etc see in the woman.really….a nanny!!

Luvbug

December 4th, 2009
3:27 pm

gimme a damnn sexxy cpa,cfa,investment banker,hr, or lawyer

I’m thinking a rich guy who wants to be married would count that breed out…if it’s true that women only go for money…a smart chic is the last chic…Finance? Law? Your money good as gone after I do…not a penny left…no clothes…nothing…she might leave you a pamper

D'Andre

December 4th, 2009
3:27 pm

The difference between “creepy” to guys and girls is in the eye of the beholder. Keep this in mind, ladies.

In my younger days, I was a very good athlete. Started and lettered in basketball and baseball all three years into high school. No, I didn’t miss a year. When I went to HS it was only 10th, 11th & 12th grades. I was a well-above average talent in baseball (87-89 mph fastball) but never played college. I would have liked to but my talent was not overwhelming AND my parents didn’t want me to pursue sports in college. Something about growing up and being responsible.

Nevertheless, as with most big name HS athletes with better-than-average looks, the women are around and some even come looking for you. This revelation didn’t occur to me then, but it’s funny to reflect on it now as a middle-aged father of three. You see, I have a son who looks very much like I did in HS and is maybe a tad better pitcher than I was, too. He’ll likely get a baseball scholarship.

About 30 years ago, I was playing HS-level baseball in the summer leagues in my hometown and really living the life of Riley – carefree & few responsibilities. It was a golden time in everybody’s life back then. More so than today, I think. No cellies, no internet – you communicated directly with people – face-to-face. The only thing valuable I had was a ‘69 Ford Falcon. Bench seats, thank you, God.

I was pitching that day and from what I remember we got beat. Close game but we got beat. I was particularly disappointed because I wanted to be the next Tom Seaver. I remember talking to ‘Susie’ throughout that game. She was the batgirl for the team that day. They had those back then. It was good for morale. You’d agree especially if you saw Susie. Not a stunning brunette but cute, brown-eyes and a slim, lithe, feminine body with two wonderously arranged C-cup…well, you know.

Now, Susie wasn’t my girlfriend. In fact, it is probably more accurate to say that Susie was the girlfriend of a couple of guys. Maybe, that’s why I didn’t think much of our conversation. Just talk. Although, she clearly (to someone else, maybe) was angling for a bit more. I can’t say I hadn’t been with Susie before, but we just stayed at third base. But there was no denying that we had “chemistry” as they said back then.

Anyway, after the game I was talking with one of my buddies, Patrick, a solid ball player in his own right. We were musing over the game and walking toward my car and I offered Pat a ride home. He lived a couple of houses down in our neighborhood and his father was the coach. Just as Pat was opening the passanger door, out pops Susie from the floorboard with those dangling, er, participles and all that feminine musk. I was kinda shocked at her but in a good kinda way.
I still offered Pat a ride home but he graciously declined. And then it was all about me and Susie and finding homeplate. Did I say thank you for bench seats?

I tell this story not because it’s unique. I’m certain it’s not. I tell because had this same event occurred to a woman, the police would have been called and a “stalker” charge leveled against Susie’s alter-ego. So-to-speak. Creepiness is in the eye of the beholder and though Susie is long gone from my life, I always smile when I think about her.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
3:27 pm

I hope you get a raise this year, Professor. That 60K has been mentioned too much this year. Fingers crossed (LOL)!

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
3:27 pm

2CPTG, LOL So you showing them how you rolling now? Be honest, you get a kick out of telling some of the ones that were not interested before you came up to “get gone”.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:28 pm

Professor, it was becuase she was from Sweeden!!!! lmao!!

I kid I kid!! Do I need to put up a disclaimer… hehehehehehe

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
3:29 pm

Melo, you talking about those mail order brides. LOL

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
3:29 pm

Leggs….LMBO.

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:31 pm

Thanks Leggs you can uncross those fingers because I received a great raise and I made bonus, so I am good! LOL

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:32 pm

Melo, I’m of the thinking that Tiger has some type of complex issues…..look at the women he cheated with, and look at the gal he married……all “below” (quotes for emphatic puposes only) him on the intelligence strata, so to speak….and professor, look deeper than her title….look at ALL the chics he’s associated with….looks like an inferiority complex to me……chics he can control…

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
3:33 pm

chics he can control

Yep.

M. (pronouced M dot)

December 4th, 2009
3:34 pm

@ Blog

To all of my alcohol connoisseurs, how do you all feel about Tom Collins? I am in a bartending competition tomorrow and my cocktail is a spin off an old classic.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:36 pm

“intelligence strata”

How do you know his wife is in that category or any of the women he cheated with?

Dave

December 4th, 2009
3:38 pm

I’d have to disagree about Tiger. It’s not about control, it’s about his bountious options and sex. Simple sex and pleasure. Relaxation. No responsibilities. Freaky stuff. Let your guard down.

He apparently, ain’t gettin’ that at home.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
3:38 pm

Glad to hear it, if I don’t get one in March I may have to do something drastic.

Was Susie embarrassed at all that someone was standing there with you?

Personally, speaking, Tiger is about to find out that all his friends aren’t really his friends. Jasper Parnevick is a joke!!!

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:39 pm

Raqi……”if you know better, you do better” you can apply that principle across many spectrums……it would be different if he just messed with one chickenhead, but all of ‘em are! Elin included! If she was so bright, methinks Nanny wouldn’t have been her chosen profession!

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:40 pm

I am not going to say anything about their intelligence especially the nanny. Usually education is very important to the rich and I have known of nannies that were well rounded in art history, etiquette, speak multiple languages etc. So I am not going to make a general statement. As for the young ladies working the club I do not know their critical thinking skills or their education background. Hell they could have a SAT score that is off the chain. Even Marcia Clark worked the bar scene in college and law school and she is a darn good atty.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:40 pm

I agree Dave.
I highly doubt control has anything to do with it. It’s about his wealth and the abundance of azz available to him.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:40 pm

my bad, Raqi, that post above was meant for Dream_n

THE INFAMOUS DK aka DK ALI

December 4th, 2009
3:40 pm

What up folks..

2can – Is that my playa Patna out there??

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:42 pm

Professor,

I agree with your 3:40. Your profession doesn’t equate your smarts necessarily. Soooo man women/men get into positions of power based upon who they know not what they know.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
3:42 pm

Hey Raqi, how did the scratch go over???

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:44 pm

Elin may have made a power move, and worked the nanny ladder. This lady gain the trust of her employer and got the hook-up…gansta if you ask me she did something right so I am not going to knock her, she had a plan and she executed that plan. If it was not her plan it seems like the cards fell in her favor. Either way if we played big bank take little bank she would take all our $$$

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:46 pm

2CPTG

The usage of chicken head in your post just dropped the legitimacy of your arguement. :lol:

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:47 pm

Professor, look at what you just wrote……the operative words there are “while in college, and Law School”……granted, it don’t faze me one way or the other…..in fact, I hope ‘ol girl take his azz to the cleaners…..serves him right!

and Raqi, as far as trynna show a female what she coulda had, nah, that ain’t me……akin to sayin’ “I told you so;” naw, cause I’m tellin’ you now!!!! No, you can’t foresee what the future holds, but you can see what kinda person you’re dealing with, and if that person has the characteristics, and potential for bigger and better things…regardless of his current lot in life…you know he’s a go-getter, and ain’t gon’ accept where he is, he gon’ strive for more…..

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:48 pm

Exactly Dream I cannot tell you how much of that I have seen in corporate America…you have that one person that does not know jack and someone else in the dept is the brains behind everything just because the EVP hired his college buddy.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:48 pm

Personally, speaking, Tiger is about to find out that all his friends aren’t really his friends. Jasper Parnevick is a joke!!!

Very true.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:49 pm

what up, DK…..this weather kept me at the house today, so I thought I’d come in and chill wit my folks…..

Dream_n, “chicken head” was used tongue in cheek, gal……ease up…..

Raqi

December 4th, 2009
3:50 pm

Leggs, we got home at the same time and I showed it to him right away. I just told him I was in a rush and I scraped the post. I told him I will pay for it to get fixed. He took the baby out of the car and went in the house. He told her he was going to teach her how to drive because my dad did a bad job teaching me. LOL

I told him later that I was really sorry about it.

Professor

December 4th, 2009
3:51 pm

Well 2CPTG after three degrees I know first hand from people I have met that education does not always mean anything. Hell we still have educated fools. I really like looking at the person and not all the fluff.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
3:53 pm

2CPTG

I guess I need to put the disclaimers up again.. just a joke, just a joke.

Luvbug

December 4th, 2009
3:54 pm

I agree Professor/Dreamn. A profession does not identify intelligence. A nanny can be as equally intelligent as Einstein…but a person wanting to marry and keep his/er money should be absolutely sure about wedding a person trained in the field of Finance and/or Law.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
3:55 pm

I knew he’d be even tempered. Probably smoldering just a tad under the collar, but he realize there are bigger fish to fry than a scratch on his very nice car. Good for you!

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
3:57 pm

yeah you got educated fools, Professor, but not every corporate bigwig got his role because he knew someone…of course it helps; but he/she still has to be legitimate in their own right…..

hell, if I was a hiring rep, and the job was between joe blow, and my frat, with equal credentials, you damn right, that SphinxMan gon’ get the job….it’s the nature of the beast; But his shyt gon’ be on point, though!

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
4:01 pm

y’all gals killin me!!!!!……ok professor, riddle me this, with ya 3 degrees…..would you holla at a brother with a GED, who had a blue collar job? Everything about him was on point, he captivated your mind, y’all had great chemistry, the whole nine…..could you see yourself taking him to your Black TIe affairs?

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:02 pm

He has to make over 60K!!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:03 pm

Sorry 60K or more!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:03 pm

If he owned a tuxedo, sure why not?

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:04 pm

And his shoes were spit polished so I can see my reflection, sure why not.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:04 pm

We could take my car, I don’t mind!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:05 pm

But he’s paying for the gas.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:05 pm

I’ll spring for breakfast if we’re hungry when we leave.

Professor

December 4th, 2009
4:08 pm

2CPTG

That is a question you would have to ask buddy. Professor is cool with the person she has become and proud of herself. Now it takes a good man with confidence and brains to stand beside me as a woman and he will have to judge that not me.

Also, there is not one degree in view in any room in my house. Hell I did only marched in one graduation and my mom made me do that one. When I come home I am just Professor and I like the role of a traditional woman. Just because I have done somethings does not mean I stomp around the house calling shots giving orders. However I am not above yelling in the kitchen to tell him to bring me a bowl of ice cream too, or put some extra in his bowl.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
4:08 pm

If she was so bright, methinks Nanny wouldn’t have been her chosen profession!

thanx 2CPTG

Dream_n u good??

was aboUt to answer u but thoght this wld do..

MsM

December 4th, 2009
4:14 pm

y’all gals killin me!!!!!……ok professor, riddle me this, with ya 3 degrees…..would you holla at a brother with a GED, who had a blue collar job? Everything about him was on point, he captivated your mind, y’all had great chemistry, the whole nine…..could you see yourself taking him to your Black TIe affairs?

Sure if he’d go. My s/o is pretty close to what you describe and has hang-ups about mingling with the edmucated, hell he thinks I’m edmucated and I’m not… fast learner, hard working with good common sense and I have absolutely no problem mingling with the true white collar set… high pitched ha, ha,ha lol.

Melo

December 4th, 2009
4:14 pm

However I am not above yelling in the kitchen to tell him to bring me a bowl of ice cream too, or put some extra in his bowl.

I LIKE THAT..

u better be skimmpy when i come in there! :lol:

Tiger likes low blow jollies..Period!

“hey come here..ok..gimme becky!” :lol:

Professor

December 4th, 2009
4:19 pm

MsM…thanks! I have met some really cool people w/o all the degrees and we had a better convo than some of these edumacated folk!

Melo, If anything he better put some of that ice cream on me and lick/eat it off.

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
4:20 pm

Okay melo I got it

Nanny = Low intelligence :wink: gotcha

****disclaimer*** I kid I kid

Melo

December 4th, 2009
4:20 pm

MsM..ur s/o is what??

GED.. and u what??

why does he think u more educated than u are..whay does it seem like a secret to him?? U havnt told him everything or hes just low voltage..up there and feels inferior about it??

:???:

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:24 pm

Melo, you couldn’t wait to use that word. :lol:

Melo

December 4th, 2009
4:26 pm

Dream_n

Erin was a nanny for Jasper for a period,and truth be told,m=nowhere in there was it ever revealed that she had higher plans,to go to med school,law school, etc…

the plan was to come here,lay low,lay belly up for some man and plan to marry..

Some of uall americans dont know these european/african/asian tricks but hey….

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
4:28 pm

I’m about to head outta here in a few. Going to a Work Holiday Party with my sister. They only serve champagne and wine:( Where’s the patron!! j/k
I gotta act edumicated and not tell my profession, they might think I’m stoopid!

Be Safe/Have Fun/ And smile it’s not all bad :mrgreen:

Professor

December 4th, 2009
4:28 pm

the plan was to come here,lay low,lay belly up for some man and plan to marry..

Well she made a sucker/fool out of his stanford education!

Melo

December 4th, 2009
4:28 pm

Leggs,which one..???

Dream_n~ Exhausted

December 4th, 2009
4:30 pm

Well she made a sucker/fool out of his stanford education!

hehehehehehehehehe…

Night Prof/Melo/Leggs!

Professor

December 4th, 2009
4:30 pm

2CPTG never told us if he would date Jane with an 11th grade education.

Dream have fun drink a glass of champagne for me.

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
4:31 pm

“the plan was to come here,lay low,lay belly up for some man and plan to marry..”

hahahahahahahahah!!!!!! lawd hammercy….

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:32 pm

@Professor ~ was his stanford education suppose to give him instinct on when and how he was being played?

@Melo ~ becky!

Melo

December 4th, 2009
4:39 pm

But he’s paying for the gas.

im late for this Legss but this is where u get a problem with that low class guy,…when u ask him to put gas..

Dude: “eeeegh Leggs,can u do it..my check dont come in yet,maybe its in the mail,will square u back” :lol:

MsM

December 4th, 2009
4:43 pm

Maintenance supervisor for a county water system, about 4 years from a 30 year retirement. GED, plus technical mechanical education. Me… HS Dip, prior military (6 years), 20 years in banking. He is definitively not low voltage by any measure. He does not feel inferior, in his line of work he’s in contact with those who are highly degreed but lack hands on skills and common sense (nasty taste in his mouth), so he’s just not interested in spending his down time like that.

As for me, I work in a white collar environment, I’ve traveled… that about it. He’s cool now with me, I’m his ride or die, but lord my girl friends get picked on LOL

By the way did I say he’s from the Deck, Duh! *** disclaimer*** not a problem.

Professor

December 4th, 2009
4:45 pm

Well I guess 2CPTG is debating on whether he will take Jane with an 11th grade education…he is scared she will orderskrimps, and sip her coffee out of a straw and talk about how she knew what plies meant by the second time she heard gimme becky.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:46 pm

Haaaaaaa, I like you MsM!

D'Andre

December 4th, 2009
4:46 pm

Leggs, no, I didn’t ask and she didn’t seem to care.

MsM

December 4th, 2009
4:47 pm

@ Professor … skrimps and coffee with a straw.. Oh, Hell!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:49 pm

Thanks D’Andre….haaaaa, she kept it moving!

MsM

December 4th, 2009
4:52 pm

@ Leggs… Thanks. How I earn a living is just that, I’m a true around the way girl!

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
4:53 pm

Good night everyone!

A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

Enjoy your weekend and like Dream_n said, SMILE!!

Professor

December 4th, 2009
4:54 pm

Msm~one of my good friends yelled out when we were dining in the formal dining area on a cruise. Why they keep serving all this fancy ish…while picking the carrots out her salad with her fingers? She told them to bring her a straw for her wine glass :shock: She told me he acting like he don’t know what I am talking about…I just said that is not a common request, so he had to process it. Later on I did tell her the dos and donts and told her to follow my lead or just look around….

Melo

December 4th, 2009
4:54 pm

MsM..i see u like some bit of rough,lubing on u tender skin..

Sexxy..! :lol:

Professor

December 4th, 2009
4:56 pm

Have a wonderful weekend folks
Be safe and try to stay warm! :wink

Melo

December 4th, 2009
4:57 pm

Now as we close, Leggs,ladies, and think of Tiger..??

im thinking of getting my own Becky tonite!

Good weekend folks!

Professor

December 4th, 2009
4:58 pm

:wink: was what I meant to add

2CPTG

December 4th, 2009
5:08 pm

nope….sure couldn”t marry an 11th grader (mentally)…..we wouldn”t have much in common…but that’s just me.

Leggs

December 4th, 2009
5:13 pm

“How I earn a living is just that, I’m a true around the way girl!”

I like that!

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