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Boyfriends are NOT recyclable

Recycling may be great for the environment but it can do major damage on your love life.  Against our better judgments, we sometimes return to old flames and rekindle a romance.  Sometimes it’s for nostalgia’s sake, other times it’s out of loneliness.  A lot of people seriously consider it for the sake of the children.

I wish I could say that it worked for me but it hasn’t, ever. I tried.  Like, three times…with the same guy.  Yeah no, I don’t recommend it at all. Maybe I’m in the minority, though.  Is it ever a good idea to reunite with someone from your past? Isn’t it so so tempting to do so?  Especially when old feelings haven’t completely faded away; or worse they come barreling towards you after a random sighting.

Have you ever gotten back together with a former wife/husband/ or former significant other? If so, how did it work out?  What drew you back to the person?

How long does it usually take before you remember the exact reason you two broke up the first time? In my case, my ex would come back around and pursue me, claiming to have changed.  He said all the right things that I wanted him to say before we broke up.  It wasn’t long before we were back to the same arguments and personality clashes that broke us up.

Would you ever try to win someone back? Do you think someone from your past could show up and convince you to give it another go? What is the statue of limitations on old relationships? More importantly, who can I petition to get it shortened!!?

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Demi

December 2nd, 2009
2:43 pm

Melo…more like…taking a water hose and blending the hose to stop the from coming out and then suddenly releasing the hose…it can be very messy…the cleanup process sucks, but worth while.

I am not speaking of creamers…most women are creamers by nature. Few spray like dudes.

And anal is nasty

I do not enjoy cleaning shyt off my wang, condom or no.

Leggs

December 2nd, 2009
2:45 pm

@cz, I sent you an email yesterday. It didn’t bounceback and you haven’t replied.

@SCool ~ I thought about submitting my pic for the radio dating game, but it’s a bit too public for me!

Demi

December 2nd, 2009
2:46 pm

Women are only gay if they’re d’yke looking…men who like men are gay, period.

Love, Beautiful

December 2nd, 2009
2:48 pm

why the surprise about Tiger? nutn shocks me anymore. and yes, she ain’t goin’ no where. do you blame her? it’s apart of what she signed up for.

grrr. lol.

Love, Beautiful

December 2nd, 2009
2:50 pm

you gotta watch the quiet ones!

SlimOne

December 2nd, 2009
2:51 pm

Dan

I’m still here, sitting off in the cut waiting to see if 2 chicks decide to play nekkid twister. Don’t mind the baby oil gel I just lightly coated the mat with. I think I may have caught the 24hr gaybug. Muuuuuuaaaaaaaaahhhhh (evil laugh lol)

Melo

December 2nd, 2009
2:55 pm

creamers???

boy..im always learning new words and stunts.. :lol:

Now what do creamers do Alvin??

Few spray like dudes

I wld luv to see,live, a woman that enjoys it that much to spray and squirt, like a dude.
Priceless! :lol: squirt,an’ holding it,like we do smetimes,when aiming wrong,then, squirt,squirt..!!

Leggs

December 2nd, 2009
2:59 pm

Okay, that deserves :shock: :shock: :shock:

Luvbug

December 2nd, 2009
3:02 pm

Two women ‘experimenting’ aren’t gay, on the DL, or nona that – they’re friendly.

Dan – Lesbians can’t use “friends”. Cut-buddies already stole that one.

For Real

December 2nd, 2009
3:04 pm

Women can’t be gay because they can become born again virgins thru the church. Ain’t that right KP?

Slim: Where are they playing twister at? Let me get my cellphones and lamps.

Random questions:

1. I know walking is healthy for you but is walking while drinking coke and smoking healthy for you?

2. Is it me or do you seem to pee longer while holding your breath?

3. Can people that drop stank bomb in public restroom not smell their ish?

Melo

December 2nd, 2009
3:06 pm

Leggs,why :shock:
From my observation and listening tours,american bedrooms are the most exciting,of all places
In california,proly even a richter scale higher!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dan

December 2nd, 2009
3:06 pm

@LuvBug

Friendly women (in this sense) can be called whatever they want to be called.

As long as I get to call them my own

Leggs

December 2nd, 2009
3:08 pm

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, my co-worker and I just finished talking about #3 and farting next to your heater. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Demi

December 2nd, 2009
3:09 pm

Melo…you are the expert…I am just a simple country boi from Mia…

In my best first gen Cuban-American voice

No Inglish

while speeding away in a ‘09 Bimmer, blasting Travis Porter’s “I like my music loud”

Mo (aka Moeisha)

December 2nd, 2009
3:09 pm

For Real you a fool! LOL!

KP (http://www.chatkafeonline.com)

December 2nd, 2009
3:11 pm

@For Real…what’s happening? I see you tossed me into the ruckus…LOL. Transformation is available to anyone willing to take the step(s).

For Real

December 2nd, 2009
3:17 pm

Oh and get off Tiger!!! When will you women learn that their are only two types of women in this world that truly understand men….

Stripers

Cocktail Waitresses

ATTENTION WE INTERRUPT THIS SEGMENT OF MISADVENTURES FOR THIS PSA!!!

STOP FUGGIN TEXTING SO FUGGIN MUCH!!!!

This PSA has been brought you by the supportors of Re-Elect Kwame Kilpatrick. Remember vote for Kwame Kilpatrick cause at least he ain’t did crack!

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULE MISADVANTURES!!

Lord Velonese (insert trendy quote here)

December 2nd, 2009
3:21 pm

Three Words Daily – Forearm Chop Chest

Sassy Me...juicy fruit...there can be only one :-)

December 2nd, 2009
3:24 pm

Forearm Chop Chest

Now that’s how you get a nu**a’s attention……

New Virgin...(not Demi)

December 2nd, 2009
3:25 pm

Transformation is available to anyone willing to take the step(s).

How does this new virgin-again-thing work?

For Real

December 2nd, 2009
3:26 pm

“Transformation is available to anyone willing to take the step(s)” – See, yall didn’t believe me. So, which of you blog ladies would like to particpate in the first annual E.T.C.K.B.V.F.A (Eat The Cudda Kat and Become a Virgin Afterwards Festival?

czBrat

December 2nd, 2009
3:27 pm

sorry,Leggs, didn’t see it but things have been hectic so i may have overlooked it. feel free to re-send czBrat84@yahoo.com

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:31 pm

Do you all think silver nail polish will cover up a scratch on a car? LOL

Leggs

December 2nd, 2009
3:31 pm

@Melo, no matter how real we are on this blog, it’s just strange to be talking about women squirting and creaming! It’s just weird.

THE INFAMOUS DK aka DK ALI

December 2nd, 2009
3:35 pm

Raqi – NOOOOO!!!! It will look like solver nail polish..

Leggs

December 2nd, 2009
3:35 pm

@Raqi, not if the car is red. :lol:

czBrat

December 2nd, 2009
3:35 pm

Raqi can’t be much worse than my daughter covering the scratches on her car with white-out :(

Professor

December 2nd, 2009
3:36 pm

Leggs…you know Melolike talking about squirting, creaming, oozing, and flowing…that is classic Melo all day long…LOL :wink:

Demi

December 2nd, 2009
3:36 pm

For Real…I know you’ve seen your favorite strippa in church a few times…I seen mines and the Bish didn’t want to speak…in the strippa club later that night, she’s p!ss because I didn’t want to speak to her behind…she give good head though…She be miss.

Professor

December 2nd, 2009
3:37 pm

Raqi~don’t do it take the car to the body shop and if it is not worth the body shop just let the scratch show.

THE INFAMOUS DK aka DK ALI

December 2nd, 2009
3:39 pm

Raqi – Ok tell Mason somebody hit the car so he wont be mad.. Oh and tell them you was bout to cuss em out but they dipped..

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:40 pm

Infamous, Imma have to pay some “stupid” tax for a stupid mistake. LOL

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:41 pm

Leggs, the car is silver. :lol:

czBrat, white out? Now that’s a new one.

Demi

December 2nd, 2009
3:41 pm

…it’s just strange to be talking about women squirting and creaming!

Not if its HUMP DAY…LADIES OF THE BLOG, WHICH ARE YOU?!?!?

squirter or creamer…Legg, you first

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:42 pm

Professor, it’s not my car.

THE INFAMOUS DK aka DK ALI

December 2nd, 2009
3:43 pm

Demi – Cant say Ive seen my favorite stripper in church but Im pretty sure skrippers need Jesus too..

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:43 pm

LOL Infamous, that would be a good idea but I try not to get into the habit of lying to my husband.

THE INFAMOUS DK aka DK ALI

December 2nd, 2009
3:44 pm

Raqi – You put some silver polish on that Mans car.. It’ll make things worse.. He’ll think you was just trying to hide it.. Just tell him you did it and listen to him talk noise.. Ya’ll make us listen to ya’lls nonsense all the time..

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:47 pm

skrippers need Jesus too

Yeah why is people think just because you are guilty of a certain sin you don’t belong in church. Isn’t that what the church is for?

That’s about like saying sick people shouldn’t go to the hospital.

Leggs

December 2nd, 2009
3:47 pm

Come over and find out…J/K!

Speaking from experience, don’t paint it with polish. I did it with the polish the dealer gave me and it’s just not the same.

SlimOne

December 2nd, 2009
3:47 pm

For Real I was JUST talking to someone about the bathroom funk this morning. This chick was peeing then farted..The fart leaked over into the next stall..ewwwww smelled like hot funk. The kind that makes you not even want to swallow.

Oh yeah, the twister game will be held behind the Sushi Bar dumpster. Bring gloves. lol

czBrat

December 2nd, 2009
3:48 pm

white out? Now that’s a new one. yeah. teenagers are creative. don’t u agree?

order that scratch-be-gone thing from the infomercial and tell me if it works. you are the one with the snuggie, right??? :lol:

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:50 pm

Infamous, I would never put nail polish on his car or try to hide it from him. LOL I didn’t try to rub it off though.

I think he is going to more upset about how it happened rather than it happened. It’s one of those moments where you just want to kick yourself for making a stupid mistake.

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:51 pm

you are the one with the snuggie, right

Nah, that’s Cemeeli. I don’t do snuggies. I have a snuggler. :lol:

i'm swiss

December 2nd, 2009
3:51 pm

“Now what do creamers do…?”

Melo — Most women “cream” — at least if they’re enjoying themselves. Ever notice sometimes when you’re on the outward stroke & your wang has some white, creamy discharge on it, but you haven’t nutted yet? That’s creaming.

This concludes the public service announcement. Now back to regular blogging. ;-)

SlimOne

December 2nd, 2009
3:53 pm

LMAO@ Demi’s skrippa confessions (she give good head though…She be miss.)

Raqi

December 2nd, 2009
3:54 pm

bathroom funk this morning

Slim, why do people have a problem with bathroom funk? It’s the bathroom. That’s what bathrooms are for. Now when you start farting in the kitchen you gon hit over the head with a hot skillet.

Professor

December 2nd, 2009
3:57 pm

Raqi how did it happen if you don’t mind saying?

For Real

December 2nd, 2009
3:58 pm

“I try not to get into the habit of lying to my husband.” – What she really means: I don’t think he will believe me on this one so it might be best to try and fix it herself before he finds out. But it’s funny she said “TRY NOT TO”…

“Oh yeah, the twister game will be held behind the Sushi Bar dumpster. Bring gloves.” – It’s a good thing I got some experience with this cause I breat out of my mouth when I have sex. For Real now packing a 93oz bottle of Texas Pete for the Cudda Kat and Old Sushi scene.

SlimOne

December 2nd, 2009
3:58 pm

You all are going to make me go to drinking straight Black coffee, with all this cream talk. Sure don’t want that visual at 7 something in the morning as I get my coffee together. Ewwwww.