GM ATLANTA,

No tattoos, definitely no smoking for me. In June one of my friends tried to introduce me to a guy and he had two gold teeth and I was immediately turned off. I do not like a thuggish looking guy.

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Botox! Totally a deal-breaker. I remember going on a date with a guy once (a doctor, no less) and being unable to concentrate on what he was saying because I was so utterly focused on his frozen, unmoving face. It seemed like he had especially gotten a lot around the nose, that area was like a frozen island in the middle of his face.

If some guy is so shallow about his appearance that’s he’s spending big money on cosmetic surgery procedures for himself, what is he going to think about me? I have laugh lines and I’m not getting rid of them. I am what I am!

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The most superficial reason… hmm… I wasn’t feeling the fraternity he was in. I met the guy and something was real “off” about him. I put those feelings aside and gave him my number. Upon our first convo, my initial instict was correct. Then he mentioned the frat he was in and the came on. Not to judge a whole group of men, but the ones I had interacted with in the past came across just as lame too.

Anywhoo, we didn’t move forward and the reason was that he was lame overall, but him being associated with that particular frat didn’t help either.

Just being honest. *shrugs*

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So are you going to give us a hint on the frat?

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Thanks Professor, nice to know I was missed. I’m still MIA while this project gets done tho!

And you know me, I’m not one to be coy. The guy was a Sigma. No more dating past 1911 for me.

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Good Hygiene is a must. I was interested in a guy but you could smell his pits miles away. Another guy that was interested in me sat by me and he smelled like he had skipped his bath that morning. I have heard some guys say that don’t have to shower as much as a female, but somethings when you are trying to attract someone you do like bathe.

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Lol ARed, I don’t date them either. Now watch one lurking come on here and snap on us for saying that we don’t date them.

Good luck on your project!

@czBrat…I wear a lot of different shoes from my Uggs to flip flops to my stilletos. So I guess I say a lot.

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Happy Friday!!!!! Ready for this Fall Football Weekend!!! Go Falcons!!!!:)

Not shallow engough to rule out certain things but with those things comes actions that could make or break a mate…IMO

Enjoy your day as I count down to walk out the building!!!!:)

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whew meant enough…

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I don’t know why (and I REALLY want to get past this hang-up) but I am totally turned off by men with long hair…’fro, locks, braids, twists, ponytails, styled, etc. I’ve met some interesting people, probably would have made great companions, and I can’t get past the hair. What is wrong with me???

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One guy even tried to kiss me with bad breath. I looked at him and was like is that your breath smelling like that. Yuck!!!

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20 things that will make Professor run
1. Bad teeth
2. Bad breath
3. Cut cheese
4. Know it all
5. Dirty fingernails
6. Dirty ears
7. Spitty lips
8. Lack a haircut
9. Mustache and beard has grown wild
10. Missing tooth
11. Cheapskate
12. Does not smell fresh
13. Dandruff
14. Pimples everywhere and proactive is just $19.99
15. Dirty home
16. Dirty dishes smelling in the sink
17. Nasty air force ones
18. Cheap Shoes
19. Does not know how to coordinate
20. Over coordinate (purple pants, purple shirt, purple belt, purple shoes and suspenders) real life outfit

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Three Words Daily – Let haters hate.

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The way someone dressed and shoes that were 6months past DOR (Date of Retire) have been factors in a decision to stop seeing a person in the past.

Am I shallow? Yes, I can be.
No smokers.
No fire breathing dragons.
No funny tasting kisses.
Must practice head to toe hygiene.
Must not have claws for toenails.

And my shallow ass list could go on and on. I’m a horrible person. Sue me.

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Co-signing on Prof’s list. (She was able to include all things that I was talking about.) Hollering at #7. Spitty Lips.

Will also add the opposite to that – dry, cracked cakey lips.
And just for good measure – discolored lips and weed black lips.

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Women who have the following don’t cut the mustard for me;
1)tattoos
2)dirty unkept rooms/home/car
3)smoke/drink
4)dress too casual
5)noisy undisiplined kids
6)swears
I have dated these types in the past,let’s just say I’m glad they are over.

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And Prof – Just cause I’m in a super silly mood this morning…

Let’s add – Makes less than $___k.
~Now I’m really laughing.~

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The image of a guy dressed completely in purple, with suspenders, is kinda crackin me up!

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I notice even the eyebrows if they are wild an unruly it just irrates me. Also guys with chest hair sticking out of their shirt. I had a doctor that somehow managed to have his showing with a gold necklace around his neck. He was a handsome doctor but that was just so old school and tacky to me. I was living near Decatur at the time so that may explain it.

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SCool,

60K is a MUST! Anything less will have you eating at Shoney’s

ARed you know I am nice everyday. I am a sweetpea

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One of the women at the table said that she actually checks out a man’s shoes. When I asked her what a person’s shoes says about them, she said that it lets you know how much they care about appearance. Now, what does that have to do with character?

Well, that’s one of but not all that I notice. It’s not a determining factor as to character or no but it’s an eye catcher. Funny too, when I’m walking in the building you can spot cheap….cheap (runover) shoes, cheap shirt, cheap pants. Being that this is corporate, the no jacket thing kills me. No t-shirt under their dress shirt. Dress shirt looks like you pulled from the dryer. You can spot quality just as well. Quality slacks (laying flat in the front…no bulging), hitting the shoes just right, suit jacket hanging just right…even to the sleeves hitting the wrists. Clean shaven and a clean cut. Dress shirt laundered…AND a jacket. Yeah, I agree that character runs slightly deeper than that though.

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I think that I’ve mentioned this before…..

I stopped dating a female because her nose was too big. It wasn’t proportional to her face. I felt bad about about it, but it seems that I couldn’t stop staring at it when we were together. She had a pug nose.

The rest of the body was banging, though. She looked liked Mrs. Parker from Friday. On top of that she was really sweet and helpful. It was just too much like the Seinfeld episode that dealt with George’s distraction of a female’s nose.

Professor

20. Over coordinate (purple pants, purple shirt, purple belt, purple shoes and suspenders) real life outfit

Southern black preachers hearts are breaking all over town.

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OH…..MAJOR NO NO…..arched brows…on men!!!!

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Arched brows on men are a NO NO, and I don’t like that black hair spray to make the line up look more detailed on men either…way too much.

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@Ms. Main – Not the arched eye brows but at least all the hairs going in one direction. (Just run your fingers across your eye brows each morning before walking out the door)

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LMAO @ Poppa & the big nose chick!

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arched brows..

lmao!! metrosexual or not.. your eyebrows better not be ARCHED!!!

Now shaped is okay… lol

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Dream_n – Not the fat neck!! LMAO! Too funny! And I am not a fan of the smedium shirts or long hair either! Oh that was hilarious!

Now I have 3 tattoos so I have no problem with a guy having them. However when it appears that your tattoos have become a second skin….no thanks

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Oh…and on the tats.

A tastefully, discreetly placed tat can be a turn on for me. MND has an awesome one on his left shoulder.

But if your body looks like the grafitti walls on the NYC subway, like you’ve been gang initiated with a collection of prison tats or have a tat on your neck, um, yeah – I will pass.

Off to run errands.

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@ MR. Unknown (10:10) – LMAO!!

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@ czBrat – YES, please shave!

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I like my men hairless.

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Whats up.. Well ya’ll will hate me then because my entire back is done.. It looks like one of those Yakuza Tattoos.. I usually get compliments when I take my shirt off though cause people dont usually know I have them.. I also have a nice one of the solar system on my forearm with my son in the middle representing he is the center of my universe (Yeah his name but it means something to me, actually they all do).. Everything else is cool.. Tight low fade.. Pearly whites.. Hard bottoms never have wrinkles in them and Im always extra clean. You know Casket Fresh.. Slacks, suits, jeans and almost always in a collared shirt..

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I spit my tea out.. Here we go with that Taco Meat..

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The only people who should have tattoos are sailors and motorcycle gang members. On chicks, they’re ‘tramp stamps’. On guys, they’re just stupid. Why do you suppose most people put them where they usually can’t be seen? In any case, it’s self-mutilation, not body decoration. It shows a lack of respect for one’s self, definitely an indication of character.

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“taco meat”

Sassy you are freak’n hilarious!

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Do men like women with hairy legs?

My last boyfriend said he preferred hair on my legs. I was like ewwww WHY??

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Stubble on my legs makes me feel gross.

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i am very hairy, to the point i even nair my arms. but i’ve had men tell me the hairy arms is so sexy. WHY????? ugh!

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ABC – Thats your opinion but to me.. My Back is a work of art.. I love it.. So Much detail and time went into it.. It usually becomes a topic of discussion, you know when the babe hugs you around the neck from behind while youre sitting on the bed after doing the grown up.. They start to see things they didnt know were there.. Everytime something new is discovered.. So it turns into their very own Highlights magazine find it puzzle.. Oh and I do ride motorcycles and live my life as close to the edge as possible..

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abc

I have to respectfully disagree on your 10:25.

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@ abc – how does a tattoo show a lack of respect for one’s self, and be an indication of character.

Seriously? I don’t even have tatts and that seems a bit over-the-top.

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czBrat

I am with you chica on your 10:29!
Although it’s hardly noticable…

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No offense, but I tend to refer to motorcycle riders as ‘organ donors’. I know a lot of guys who are into it, my brother and his wife for instance. Living ‘close to the edge’ doesn’t sound that appealing, but I guess… close to the edge of what?

One of my sons got a large tattoo on his upper arm. While it seems to be well executed, but when he showed it to me to get my reaction, I told him “don’t get any more tattoos”. ‘Course, he’s 22, he’ll do what he wants in that regard. He already knew I wouldn’t like it.

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@Sassy – My hair is very noticeable and thick like a man’s on all parts of my body. The back of my neck to my toes. My side burns are even very long. When I say I have to shave every part of my body or I would be hairy like a man I am not exaggerating!!!

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LAWD between Sassy and SexyC i can barely breathe!! my daughter was blessed with the thin, fine hair like Dream_n & Sassy. not me tho. i could probably grow some porkchop sideburns if i wanted to. requires constant maintenance!

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DK I’m soo cosigning with that 10:30 b/c I have a tat that’s only visible from the back…..dirty pun intended that I don’t ever talk about b/c I like the element of surprise. I also have a piercing but you gotta find it…no it’s not anywhere unusual but like I said the element of surprise is killa.

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Girl I was dating used that nair stuff and it smelled like raw nastiness,, turned my stomach… And I was grilling her with questions like what is that.. What did you just do in there? Why don’t you smell like what ever you just used? lol

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Nonya, think of it from a parent’s perspective. You brought the child into the world and marveled at the perfection of his little baby’s body, especially the perfect baby skin, with the natural perfume of its perfect scent. Then the boy grows up and defaces that body with a tattoo. It’s grotesque.

Now consider that God functions for us all in much the same way as a caring parent. Defacing the perfect body he gave you is grotesque. Excessive makeup works the same way. Cosmetic surgery works the same way. Such things reveal much about a person’s character.

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@BK – how does having fake eyelashes and a funky attitude is a confirm that a girl is a ho? I have worn a weave and sometimes had a funky attitude. I would love to try fake eyelashes and I am definitely not a ho.

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What about the guy that has the sweat glands that won’t turn off! Sweating in 20 below 0 degree weather!! WTH is wrong with you!

@ Dream_n OMG!!! I feel the same exact way. That would probably be the most superficial thing I’ve stopped talking to a guy for. I can’t stand sweat. I mean, if it’s hot-n-heavy while we’re getting our grown folk on that’s one thing, but a man just sitting up sweating for no apparent reason is so GROSS!!! Thank you for letting me know I’m not the only one…LOL

I also can do smokers…PERIOD!!! If that’s your thing, do you, but it’s a dealbreaker for me.

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IWLD I understand what you’re saying b/c my sister-in-law is kinda like that and I notice the same thing with my niece…even though she’s only 9 you can see the fine hair on her arms and the back of her shoulders. It’s obvious “she get it from her mama”…..did you inherit that from one of your parents?

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I have dumped babes over their shoes.. I hate cheap shoes and flip flops..

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@Sassy – My dad – the odd thing is my brothers are the ones that are hairless or fine hair that you won’t notice. I have hair that grows in certain areas if allowed that you can braid. Even my beauticians and waxers are like dang girl all this hair.

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@ DK

Please be more open to the flip flops!!! They’re not all cheap/cheap looking.. I assure you

@Deeva: I’ve seen it in the winter time and time again… I need to look that stuff up.. cause I don’t think it’s normal or healthy lmao!!

Nonya: @ ur 10:52

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Date how does having fake eyelashes and a funky attitude is a confirm that a girl is a ho?

Look here slim… I’m giving you the jewel. It’s up to you to realize its value. But you can’t say that you weren’t informed. So, as it’s been said, you may not be a Ho, but you’re wearing the uniform. Either way, you’ll be treated the same.

And Sassy… Don’t get it twisted, when I disrobe you, slide around and prepare for entry from behind and get a look at that tat, I might be surprised, but I’m still gon’ GET THAT. But you better believe that if that tat is even the slightest bit ho-ish, then you’ve just been demoted to Career Backup Broad.

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Good morning, I can now breathe.

czB ~ if dismissing someone for their mouth is shallow then shallow I am. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have the pearliest of white teeth, but I can’t talk and concentrate on the convo if one of your teeth are missing or if you have jewelry in your mouth,

IWL2D ~ honey, you sound like a completely different woman today.

Guess you guys don’t like Dweli’s unruly hair.

#22 = no wrinkled clothes

I like chest hair, but not the nappy, tightly curled look. I’m not a hairy person and I haven’t shaved my legs a day in my life. I can’t even imagine having to do that on a regular basis.

My Titi had spitty lips. UUGGGHHH. When she talked spit lined the corners of her mouth.

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prepare for entry from behind and get a look at that tat,

u talking bwa!!..continue,if that tat is even the slightest bit ho-ish, then you’ve just been demoted to Career Backup Broad

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@Leggs – Do I seem normal today? Hum just say I had an epiphany yesterday when I drove home and I sleep on it and woke up at 3:15 AM and realized what I had to do.

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that super sweaty thing could be clinical (hyperhydrosis), but i’m sure there’s treatment available.

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Just like some of yoll got them super thin mustaches. We see it.

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Alright Blue I hear you….still gon GET THAT…lol Actually the tat is nice and sweet and if you GET THAT right you can make it wiggle

Ms.Main don’t be afraid to shave you legs b/c I did it once out of curiosity and it grew back and my legs still look bald so you’re straight. The only part I didn’t like was that stubble b/c it felt rough but that didn’t last long for me.

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I faithfully get my mustache waxed. I even hate stray hairs under my chin. I pluck those things faithfully as well.

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Damn you playas are hard on broads. I just like a broad to be clean, well mannered and smart.

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Nonya, while I haven’t given up on that boy — I don’t expect I’ll ever be able to give up on him completely — he certainly does suffer from issues of character, in spite of my best efforts.

DK, I’m sure some folks would consider me boring due to the nature of my own personal interests, but I do consider that every day is a gift, and enjoy it as if it may be my last. That doesn’t lead me to take foolish risks, though. Dangerous doesn’t equal exciting or worthwhile to me. As far as experiencing life, I think I have experienced and continue to experience a lot more of life than most people. What do tattoos and riding a motorcycle have to do with somehow experiencing more of life? It’s ink and a 2-wheeled conveyance.

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just call me & IWD sasquatch sisters

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Date what type of female do you like? I am just curious.

Down to earth, spunky, intelligent (street and book), naturally good-looking broad that’s secure with self.

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Hair doesn’t grow differently due to shaving, it’s not like it’s a plant growing out of the ground.

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Well, I guess it ain’t nobody left for For Real cause he just eliminated the entire female population….almost

Thank God I’m on his list!

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For Real
I’m done!! lmao!

@ Leggs… You don’t miss a beat.. lol (totally diff)

My GF doesn’t shave her legs or cut those long azz toe nails… it makes me mad!!!!!

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Thank God I’m on his list!….lol

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Agg – I was thinking the same thing.. As long as that chick is coherent, smart, has direction, a decent human being and is disease free.. I think im good.. I got that shoe fetish though..

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I want a guy that dresses prep aka Brook Brothers dress. spiritual, smart and over 25. That is all my requirements.

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Main There you go again, playing on words, versus receiving the message. In this sense, street intelligence would be synonymous with common sense, ability to analyze a situation and react, rational thinker, etc.

I took the left fork, and you’re way out on the right. exhales…

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Okay #21 and #22…I am dying. What’s back cleavage?

The result of a fat broad wearing a too-tight bra.

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aggwitty i feel your irritation with the diction thing. i will admit i cannot seem to break the Brooklyn accent on the work ‘garbage’, so i just stopped saying it about 25 years ago. now i just say ‘trash’. i’m still working on ‘door’, cuz i think switching to ‘entry’ would be even more ridiculous.

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IWLDLIKE2DATE

I like em older!!!!

I guess my cut off would be 40-45…
I’ve seen some very nice looking gentlemen of the older crowd… !

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Brook Brothers…I don’t know too many 25 year olds shopping at Brooks Brothers…whatchu know bout that anyway? LOL

Ahhh gotcha….Blue That’s funny

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Brooks brothers isnt considered prep, its considered conservative. J crew/Gap and Polo is considered prep

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Ya’ll missed it.. Iwouldlike is used to that style.. Those trust fund babies..

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Infamous – I had to go ahead and put this back out there again cause I sooo agree:

“I got tattoos cause I like em.. Plain and simple..”

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They got ample money in the coffers to steal from,at the expense of some sorry, failed-relationship whimpish women.

Melo’s rendition of Pimps In The Pulpit

LMAO

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For ur age range IWLDLIKE2, a brother who dresses like that and shops at Brooks Br wld have to be a young pastor with his own church.
They got ample money in the coffers to steal from,at the expense of some sorry, failed-relationship whimpish women.</strong?

Melo,

I agree someone 25 always dressing in Brook Brothers outside of work, hell he probably is not wearing it to work is either is a mortician, at his own funeral I am not being funny or a young Madoff…I like a man that knows what works for him. Do not I repeat DO NOT show up to take me to the movies with an ascot on, my dear I am not impressed.

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@Melo – I meet christian men that dress as I would like that are my age. The brook brothers, gap, polo/ralph lauren. Now if I could just get a guy my age to wear Brute they would have me for life. Something about Brute just reminds me of my favorite old uncle.

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People dress like brook brothers!!! I know that store is expensive but I like the style. I consider it prep its in the same category with Polo.

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I remember that Brute since I was a kid. I have fond memories of being with my uncle while he was wearing brute I was like seven or eight.

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Do not I repeat DO NOT show up to take me to the movies with an ascot on, my dear I am not impressed.

Professor you’r a fool!! but i do agree

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IWLDLIKE2DATE – not Brute!?!? For Real?? WOW….:shock: Im with AggWit on that one….lol! I think the furthest I can go back is Farenheit

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IWL2D ~ honey, you sound like a completely different woman today.

Leggs, you wanna re-think that post?

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@CzBrat – I just like what I like. Some of the posts on here have been crazy as far as preferences. You are not exempt.

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Brute.. Where they do that at??

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What the heck is Brute???

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Before…original price. I don’t believe because it was the weekend prior to school opening that such drastic markdowns were done because quite a few pieces (i.e. skirts/dresses) fell in the range of 40.00 – 80.00…after all the reductions taken. Yep, that was at BBs

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Sorry….that should have been….”I believe since being the weekend prior to school opening…”

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@The Infamous – I am really LOL LOL

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I feel comedy hour on here

So, once this 25 year old put on his jacked up suit with the split in the back of the jacket! What’s next? Communion. Those are the biggest losers because they know they want to put on those jeans and talk to the ladies at Atlantic Station, instead they are sweating off that old spice and shouting in the pulpit.

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I think the furthest I can go back is Farenheit

For me it’s Obsession….and actually I don’t even know if I can do that cause ERRBODY and they grandaddy was wearing that at one point. One year for Christmas an older friend of mine got a Brute gift set..that’s right a gift set,anyhoo, he kekpt it and “re-gifted” to one of his old friends and they LOVED it. I’m laughing at it now.

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Cool, nothing like getting quality merchandise for the low.

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Brute.. Where they do that at??

OKAAY???!!!

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Professor – okay I did like Cool Water as well! LOL!

Sassy – I remember my boyfriend in high school wearing Obsession!

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I am currently into a perfume called Fancy Love

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long lost man scent ….. Grey Flannel.

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Blue…yes, my girlfriend wore the lady Lagafeld. Us being best friends, you know I was spraying everytime I was at her house…lol

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long lost man scent ….. Grey Flannel.

cz hush yo mouf!! That used to be the booomb. But that Lagerfeld can get you places and things….

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Lagerfeld

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Ok now I keep some Obsession around.. That always gets a good response..

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LOL @ Sassy. i dont know that one

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@ For Real – that would be classified as incest.

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When I was 14 I discover if you mixed Stetson and Brute together it almost kinda in a wierd sort of way smelled like a watered down version of lagerfield. I mean it burned a little and you had to put on outside and 3hrs before you go the party but hey it worked.

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Next to Brute I only remember CK1. I was in high school in Texas and practically everybody wore that.

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Main/Sassy Yeah, yoll know that Lagerfeld was like hot fire on wax drawz. LOL And while ya bullsh!ttin’ I’ll rock that t’DAY.

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aggwitty

I’m glad you said it.. I was trying to remember that cologne!! I absolutely love curve..Damn a man in Curve!!! it’s a wrap!! j/k…

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oh nooooooo … not Drakkar Noir! LOL

i knew you would Melo. scout all you want, as long as you’re shopping! it’s her first full-time job and she’s sooooo happy.

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oops. meant 12:21

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@Sassy – Thats bold – I have always wanted to ask but felt too shy.

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Sassy

Flirty and fun!! We are the same

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I am searching for a way to upload a picture of me in an Ascot!!

You do not know what your talking about Professor!!

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@ Melo – Wow you lived the closest to me. I am quite sure we may have seen each other.

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Yeah, yoll know that Lagerfeld was like hot fire on wax drawz.

YYEESSIIRR!!

Blue that Lagerfeld is one of the classics that’ll never get old. So you gon wear some t’Day……whatchu tryna do?…

Especially if a man soaks himself in it. I do not want to leave the room with your cologne on my clothes too!!!!

IWLD I can agree with that to an extent b/c some men do put on too much BUUUT there’s nothing like have that faint scent of cologne on your clothes….at least for me anyway b/c it’ll make gaze off to the side with that blank stare and smiiile. When I dated my ex I would keep his under shirt(after he’s gone) b/c it smelled like whatever cologne he had on and I’d smell it when I started to miss him. Is that weird?

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Grad Student

You do not know what your talking about Professor!! As, it relates to what? You rocking that ascot like Tarzan

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Main It was the IT guy and he was under my desk. He came up and said “girl whatchu wearing”…

I almost got you on that one. LOL

Poetess MND? Wouldn’t be Michael Nathan Dockery would he? LOL

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I am quite sure

send me a pic but i dont go to church so,u didnt meet me there

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@ SexyCool

I didn’t know there was an art to putting those things on.. my BF is a master! but if not done right, it can look very odd.

Thank good for good genes… the lil one has longer eyelashes than the average woman, she has me beat buy a slight inch lol.

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Hey Melo,

I am trying to figure out lunch too. Yesterday I had that spicyyyyyyyy chicken sammich from Wendy’s with fries and a frosty, the day before wings. I need a salad today or something healthy like Popeye’s chicken

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DON’TCH’ALL GET ME TO TALKING ABOUT A GOOD SMELLING MAN!!!

Lawd geezus! I just got to the office. Y’all gone make me hit MND up on the 95.5 The Beat Booty Call!!!

Me: Hey, Babe. Whatchu doing?
MND: Trying to finish up this report.
Me: Why don’t you meet me at home for lunch and we can have some of that Lagerfeld?
MND: Huh?
ME: You know. Come on over and get some of that Brute going on.
MND: Whatdahell?
ME: I’m just trying to get some of that Old Spice.
MND: Babe, are you okay?
ME: Just come and splash me with some of that Cool Water.
MND: Be there in 15 minutes.

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It was the IT guy and he was under my desk. He came up and said “girl whatchu wearing”….

Main I had to stop myself b/c my mind instantly went into the gutter….but I digress. And it’s raining,too…..

IWLD when it comes to approaching a man like that it’s all about tact. What I like is when I catch them off guard….

Dream life is too short to be serious All of the time…ya know…gotta brake up the monotomy.

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Leggs/Professor

Not even right.. lol

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Obsession on a man makes me want to close my eyes and rest my head on his shoulders.

Me toooooo!!

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where u live now?

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@Melo – Hello in Atlanta!!

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Dream_nI didn’t know there was an art to putting those things on.. my BF is a master! but if not done right, it can look very odd.

We had a lady to come into the hair salon on her “off” week all panicked because she needed to ger her lashes dones…seriously. My stylist and a few others recommended some place across from SDM, and get this, said they can do them permanently. Permanently? Seriously. I kid you not.

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(where they put it on ya)

??? who?

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Ms. Main – a friend of a friend ended up at the ER a month or so ago trying to get some lashes. She has some sort of allergic reaction and her eyes swelled shut.

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“girl whatchu wearing?”

Ms Main,he slide to the side the moment he got a drop speck on his nose,whislt under u….or dang,she clean down there!

where u thinking of ur loved one then…

Its nice smetimes for a woman not to wear nikkas but dammn,u neva know when u need the IT guy under there!

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IWLD – I live in Decatur in a Nice spacious Brick Home on a acre, 10 mins from downtown.. And it aint nothing around me ghetto.. Just old folks with nice lawns..

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IWLD – LLoyd..

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IWLD you talking bout Lloyd?

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His name is Lloyd

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IWLD – Lloyd is who you are talking about

Professor – now I want some wings!! Im trying to decide what to eat too, stomach is scratching my back

Back to the good smelling men – LAWD GEE-ZUS!! Thats a great thing right there

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Mo/Professor

Go with a chicken ceaser salad pita with extra ceaser sauce!!! delicious

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All the good smelling man – I just sent MND a text telling him that I want to feel on him. ~lol~

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I have also dated guys that weren’t into colognes and/or wearing scents – briefly.

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and all the “Black” colognes… Kenneth Cole Black, Polo Black, Armani Black… all the Blacks are good.. LoL (does that make me racist???)

Ditto EPO

how the heck did i miss out on Lagerfeld??? i’ve never known anyone to wear that.

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CZBrat how the heck did i miss out on Lagerfeld??? i’ve never known anyone to wear that.

Girrrrl…yeah you missed that one

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I bury my face in his neck
And he holds me.
I am filled by the essence of him
And touched by the way that he knows me.
He cups my face in his hands
And he kisses me.
And when I’m not with him
He tells me he misses me.
I see forever deep in his eyes
And feel the love from his heart.
And it is my prayer to the Creator
That he and I will never part.

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Ladies, your thoughts on men who shave their body hair?

Real Men Do Not Shave Their Body Hair!

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For Real now slapping the hell out of SexyCool for copyrighting purposes!

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morning bloggers!

@LEGGS
i have a great attitude when it comes to dating. i love to date! i’m excited about meeting my future pooh bear. but i refuse to go into a date thinking everything will be roses, nothing will go wrong, he will be a gentleman and be what i’ve been looking for. that is unrealistic. if i went in thinking this will be the best date ever i would be one depressed puppy. i simply chalk it up to *he’s not the one*. moving on . . .

get it?

i’m a realist, not a dreamer! this is why my posts read the way they do.

did you guys see THE OFFICE’s wedding? it was a tear jerker for me.

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Okay…in addition to zzziiipppp…..For Real has now added sssllllaaappppp!!!

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@Sexy – love your poetry. I am into poetry especially my own – No I am not into myself

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I got lunch from chick fil la and look at this Chick Fil la does it everytime. I love their waffle fries but can they please stop put the majority of crumbs in the box. I mean I nearly paid six dollars for a meal. Only to eat six waffle fries and the rest crumbs. (Yes I am cheap on some things food being one)

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@ Swiss oh yess on the language. If you use dem instead of them or pronounce anything with a str like skr (ex: skreet=street; skrong=strong; or consincrate=concentrate) then no don’t even look my way.

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Anotha Brotha – I think I’m a social misfit because I’m sooo agreeing with #5 on the chick side of his “don’t.” I feel smothered with a whole bunch of folks. Give me a good 2 or 3 really really good friends and my SO and I’m good.

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Anyone with an extremely country accent and poor english skills I can’t do it. It’s like meeting someone with bad breath and trying to get to know them you have a heard time just focusing on what they are saying. I just can’t.

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@ Dream_n… I’ve seen some very nice looking gentlemen of the older crowd… !

What?, What? I’m 46 and just get floored by how aged a lot of men my age and younger look. I can tell they may have been nice looking at some point, but what the hell happened?

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Good Afternoon funny people!

I did not know we had some many comedians on the blog!

Turn-offs….

Flat booties will not work! I need something to grip! :Lol:

Cigar or cigarette smoking will not work! I dated a lady who smoked and I could not kiss her at all!

Negative personality!

I luv tattoos that are strategically place on a woman and not openly expose so everyone in the world can see them! You will be deemed (Come and get it by men!)

I used to rock lagerfled, polo, grey flannel and old spice in High School.

Hello Sexy Sassy! What’s shaken at the CDC?

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AB,

I love your list! I hate those jacked up azz suvs with rims and music blasting!

BTW I went for wings today…I will eat some seafood Sunday

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@MsM – I know my father looks young at 46. When we go out together people think I am his girlfriend.

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For the record,

A country accents tells where you are from not your education level. Hell I am told that I do not have a southern accent and I always cringe when I hear this I want it to be known that I am a little southern belle and proud of it…I am not going to toss my education around just yet

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Why in dahell do I have to walk around seeing all of a chick’s t its with the exception of her nips looking like she’s about to have a frickin’ wardrobe malfunction at any second?

I stopped by Pepper’s in Riverdale on my way home after working late last Friday (hadn’t been in there in at least 2 years)… Bartender small-petite build with very large boobs (implants) on full display, unmoving, blue veins and all showing. I kept thinking that looks painfull!

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I was sitting here typing – “I like it that MND doesn’t have a flashy vehicle. His paid for 98 Jeep is sexy as all get out to me.”

Then I had to laugh at myself.

I’m so open right now – that dude could hold up bellybutton lint to the light and I would think it was the greatest thing on earth.

Pay my ramblings no mind.

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Professor lmao!!

Chill chica it was a joke

Oh and IWLDLIKE2

Can you refrain from posting about your uncles, daddy, grandads, or any male in your family pls… I’ts beginning to seem a little suspect if you ask me

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Melo if you were gonna head to E.Pt or C-Pk you should’ve just gone to the Mo-Joes in Riverdale. never disappoints.

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IWLDLIKE2DATE I want that thing to jiggle for minutes if you slapped it.

Ummm,you forgot to put your “LOL” behind that, cause you’re kidding right? You’re too funny

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Mo-Joes in Riverdale??

whats the exact location,i may have to try them next friday when i eat out next, at lunch

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Dream_n Can you refrain from posting about your uncles, daddy, grandads, or any male in your family pls… I’ts beginning to seem a little suspect if you ask me

I didn’t want to say it because I didn’t want to seem like the blog meanie but thanks…you took care of it for me. I almost did an “ewwwww” but I refrained.

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@Anotha Brotha ~ you put sassy in your #2, so I’m eliminated.

@Professor ~ my boss just told me I’ve lost my NY accent. Impossible!

“…that dude could hold up bellybutton lint to the light” That has me laughing really out loud.

@IWL2D, are you one of the kids from “Children of the Corn” all grown up?

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*Predominately

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@ Ms. Main – I would like more in the trunk. I kinda got the white girl model shape going on. Petite with a little helpings of everything.

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I think it’s hilarious when short dudes get out of big suv’s.

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Here here….me too on this —–> Don’t have to be proper all the time — there is a time and place for colloquial speech (this blog, for example) — but must be able to speak and write coherently when appropriate

My previous manager…clear that is….would always comment on emails where I’m communicating with business partners and she’d be copied. Something always to the effect of “great email.” Did you expect otherwise? But yeah, if were sitting around doing say the company lunch and sort laid back and just enjoy a nice long break, they’d look as if we’d grown two heads (me and the other nubians) if we relax and just let the ism flow out of us.

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@Ms. Main – That is why I try my best even in casual and business to speak correctly. – If you speak casually slang and ghetto it’s going to eventually come out in your business – especially if you speak with out thinking.

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IWLDLIKE2DATE, hey I ain’t overflowing in the truck area either but here’s what I’ve found. Keep everything proportioned. No big guts, big backs, etc. Wear quality….cheesy is out! Here’s how I appreciate it. When you leave you’re 20s and all that extreme stuff (big butt, big chest, huge thighs) begins to give way, the “not too much” settles much nicer and gracefully. My sisters were truly the Berta Butt girls and always asked me what happened to mine. Well, they’re all over size 20 and the stuff just landed…lol I figure the sexy tight years have a shorter life span than the expanding years. So, appreciate your body and work with what you got. My daughter’s father use to ALWAYS tell me to enhance my best feature…my legs.

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IWLDLIKE2DATE… If you speak casually slang and ghetto it’s going to eventually come out in your business – especially if you speak with out thinking.

Disagree…you can get laid back and relaxed and never lose your intelligence.

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IWLDLIKE2DATE..

S/O is 52 and is very handsome (too me), and looks younger than most his junior. I’ve always been attracted to older men starting back at 18, then BF was 26. Me and S/O need to stay together because after looking at the dating websites men his age and older I think, damm I’ll be doomed if we don’t make it.

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Leggs @IWL2D, are you one of the kids from “Children of the Corn” all grown up?

Now that was funny…mainly because I’ve never seen that flick (the series rather) until a couple of weekends ago. Was bumming around on a Saturday I think they showed the original and a couple, I guess COTC 2/3

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Main So, appreciate your body and work with what you got.

That’s what I’m always telling women, “Work with what’chu got, and throw all’at fake shyt out the windown.”

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What is Children of the corn about?

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It’s about wayward children terrorizing the community and living in the cornfields. Their eyes would become eerily translucent (I think), and they were simply mean little brats (to say it mildly).

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I know some people born and raised there and never acquired the NY accent. My boss feels like I have a northern accent, just not one from the Bronx. That’s rich coming from someone born and reared in Mississippi then moving to Georgia all the while never living anywhere near the 5 boroughs!!

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Hell, the sight of those cornfields makes me want to bite my nails while hiding under the covers. I was truly surprised to see it on tv about 2 weeks ago. They went way in the back of the vault for that one!

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Judging a book by its cover will get you two babies and a divorce. Look at all the single parents out there! So much for the chemistry.

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A kumbaya and blog hug for William…hugs

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IWLDLIKE2DATE – Right now I wouldn’t mind dating a white guy I was just at the water cooler and this young white tender walked up with his collard shirt and I asked him which dept you work for. Those baby blues had me mesmerized.

OMG – Maybe not funny but I laughed. I couldn’t answer my phone after that one…

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Before I met MND, I would have said that a dude HAD to be at least two inches taller than me and in shape physically. (In fact, have said that MANY times right here on this blog.)

MND is the exact same height as me and LOVES it when I wear heels and am taller than he is when we go out. (It’s funny. He is a guy that is really notices women’s shoes. He likes my CGM’s (Come Get Me’s) best of all.) I’m taking him with me the next time I go shoe shopping.

He is also a little bit chunky. But um, yeah…whatever, he doesn’t have to lose an ounce. I’m crazy about him just the way he is.

I say all the time – I was looking for Idris Elba and found Joe Clair instead. ~LOL~

And what a great find he has turned out to be.

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@Ms Main – he did – that guy knows he is one handsome white guy. I usually don’t notice many white males because I just don’t. Every time I see him when I come to work he has on his Brooks Brothers jacket and dressed all prep and all I can do is stare when I pass by him in the morning. I wonder if he wears brute!!!LOL

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Hello Professor! I have some roses for you! When do you want them?

Eli I’m ready to sign them papers ’cause we through…..how you gone cheat on me right in my face?….

Right now I wouldn’t mind dating a white guy I was just at the water cooler and this young white tender walked up with his collard shirt and I asked him which dept you work for. Those baby blues had me mesmerized.

I’ve thought about it….that’s as far as I’ve gotten,though…..but I am curious to know what it’s like.

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this topic must be jus for fun, huh? gotta be. cause the regulars have ripped me a new one about being picky. i give a ^5 to all the list of turn offs listed previously. i would like to add sloppy dresser, a unclean shave, and walkin’ around lookin’ like you need a hair cut.

i would love to date a white man, but no swag what so ever. can’t do it.

happy friday folks!

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I know many of you have been worried about me. I’m now having an extramarital affair with a beautiful woman I men through work. Don’t ever want to go another decade without love in all its emotional and physical forms.

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Are you into the slim and tall… short and buff….tall and buff… Do you guys enjoy a lil meat or is that a turn off???

I’m every bit of 5″3′ and I looove em big and tall….I like it when it comes to cuddling,hugging(it’s like the room gets dark)and the obvious. When I say big I’m not talking teddy bear fluffy big cause that’s not my style but I like muscles n such….I want muscles….all over my bawdy

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@Melo – Dang – I was about to get a second helping on some caramel popcorn that one of my coworkers has on her desk. I am rethinking the Abram look now.

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lol @ dating a white guy..

There are still guys… just white.
Some of them do have swagga I tell ya…. I like the ones that are themselves and don’t try to be like “me” just b/c they are around my peeps!

As for the body type.. I love me some extra meat! Tall with extra meat is a big turn on.. When I was a teenager I used to go for the skinny and slim… but now..

Give me a 35-40 yr old guy, about 5′10 5′11 with a little meat on them splash on some curve, with white pearls, faded right..!!! AHHHH I would be in heaven!!!

add in a little italian/spanish!!!
Hot DARN!!!!

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and some other stuff) just feels better if it’s got some weight behind it.

in porn movies,ive seen guys weigh down the females by the groin,then pin her down real hard with 2 hands as they dig deep inside the chic.

u like it like that Nonya

(i see uall females getting the visual and angie,getting a lil wet)

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Ok back to the young tender around the corner from me. I would date a white guy he would just have to be real secure with an interracial relationship. People don’t realize you still get some hate from both races so I would need a partner that wouldn’t shrink back from that and can handle it. Ex. I was at an event and saw a white guy married to this black woman you could see how uncomfortable he was. He was the only white person there though. I don’t know if the atmosphere made him uncomfortable or what but I looked at him and he was trying to shrink in his seat not to be noticed. I can’t have that. You have to be comfortable in your own skin wherever we are. Because I definitely will.

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Mr. Unknown – Fortunately, so is he.

There is nothing worse than trying to tango and finding yourself on the dance floor alone.

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@Sexy Cool And Dreamin – Are you females or males?

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Thanx Sassy I think I’m going to make it a comedy night!

You know what I’m thinking the same thing Dream…or at least it’s gonna start off as comedy

Have a good weekend blog fam!!

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Just found out from a co-worker that Shthead texted her several times asking about me last night.

Apparently, someone mentioned to him that they had seen me out recently.

Sad and hilarious at the same time.

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@Melo – You got me thinking about Jason’ Lyrics. Especially the part when Jada’s friends says her guy was sucking on her breasts like he breast feeding.

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@IWL2D ~ drop some verse from your poety.

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Dagnabit, oil the blog filter!

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@Sexy Cool And Dreamin – Are you females or males?

wow! seriously?

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I’m so sleepy. I just nodded off at my desk and had a two second dream that our site truck was covered in kudzu.

I need a weekend.

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Hey Dream,

I dated this guy about 6′5 or 6′6 once and he was very good looking.

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czBrat im waiting on ur answer for that food joint.

Proff….6′1 and taller around 230 is a good look for me

I was almost qualified except for the 230 pounds..i need to be on a feeding programme then!, unless if i use other variables to get an exemption.

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What about 6 4′ and a small beer gut… now sucking in the gut..

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@Professor ~ it’s time for you to go sit in the corner.

@IWL2D ~ yousa funny one!

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@ Melo – ummm, ummm, good…

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Mo

i’m going to take a word from cbratz vocab lol… and say “AWWWWW”.. 5 ft, thats so cute…

@Professor

Where you finding those BB players at…?? I need to hang with you! lol

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Dagnabit, oil the blog filter!

tone down those NEW YORK secxxual zingers Leggs!
its friday,weather is cooperative and ladies without dates are getting squirmish and angst,taking it on the blog with liscentious posts.
WD is on guard!

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Melo, I am sooooo guilty! Have a great weekend, all.

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u guitly of what??

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thanx,ill check it out,unless u going wit me, czBrat??

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Mo i was just fussin cuz i know the weatherman said the rain wouldn’t be here until 7!

Dream_n i refrained from ‘awww’ing at SexyC when she was talking bout her boo. you know it was definitely called for!

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Not funny, I found it to form a circle like you said.

Unfortunately the way you asked that question made me think of Jack Nicholson in The Shining grinning and smirking while he axes down the door! I know it’s just me and my vivid imagination.

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Ya’ll are in this “circle” like nothing is wrong

Am, I the only one that read that poem? Madam IWLD sounds like Emily Freakerson, Eddy Allan Poop, LAMEston Hughes…WTF!

SCool…get ya’ head out those love clouds because I need to see some real poetry or else I am going to start cussing in this joint!

Leggs, why did you ask Emily Freakerson to post some poems, anyway? Just when the blog was getting normal we pick up this junk

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lmao…

Raindrops caress window panes
like lovers on a Tuesday morning.
The wind whispers sweet nothings
As the clouds become my footstool and my pillow.
I hold out my hand to the moon
And turn my face to the sun.
Embracing hope.
Counting wishes.
Seeking forever.

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@ For Real who is that by?

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I won’t date a man with long fingernails, especially if they’re longer than mine.

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@Professor ~ I couldn’t let that statement go without a sample. SCool has some deep poetry going on and when someone comments that they too write poetry, I like to sample it. I already knew what I was going to get and that’s another reason why I asked. First thing you need to know when questioning witnesses in court…never ask a question you don’t know the answer to!

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That movie was funny!!

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@ Leggs – I wrote after I went through this ordeal with one of my guy friends. He was a fake. The poem is about true friends.

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Actuqlly for a friday, i wrked real hard today,so ima gona stop to give u attn ladies…..

Anything anybody needs right now…u wanna hit me up ’bout anything be4 i leave in 30 mins????….takpat78@gmail.com

Go…

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Leggs~ the first sample was a bit much. Lets see if the next verse will be better. Shall we request more?

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For Real – not the Hangover! LOL!

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I wrote that 4p cause Prof asked me to.

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OH…and…it sounded more like a Square of Friends.

can’t take no more! ciao!

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Shall we request more?

Professor… are you really asking that??

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We’re getting married in five hours.”
“Yeah … that’s not gonna happen

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“That’s not our Doug. Our Doug’s a white.”

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Professor

Stop!! Yes you are in time out… You have my co-worker asking what’s so funny!!!

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“Next week’s no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town.”

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Ok, I am out of timeout

SCool thanks for the poem I needed that…you know I am trying to get my circle right, so that poem was right on time.

Dream, hell naw I don’t want Emily Freakerson writing no more poems, but I could use another laugh though, so you ask Maya Loser-lo

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Professor=hating your poems and yo’ fake azz picasso

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@IWL2D ~ I’m pretty sure you do because that’s what you should think.

Would you care to give us some more. Perhaps something with a little more bite to it? Which one of you just stepped on my toe???

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I am always open to opinions – they are like azzholes – everybody has one =)

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At a 200 member event, if there are 100 women and 85% of them want a dude 6′4″, but at the same venue there are only 5 of 100 6′4 dudes, are 50 chicks sharing the same 5 d!cks?

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hating your poems and yo’ fake azz picasso

I’M DONE!!!! Why you have to through in the print Professor!!!!!

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Proff…none,yet

but a vulture is a patient bird

(thats a james hardley chase classic)

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Sometimes you meet people that have an azzhole for a brain…

Blue Kolla are you a man or woman?

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OMG ya’ll are off da dayum chain!! Too freakin funny

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welcome Swiss i believe IWLD has been having blue-eyed visions today.

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Friends
A nod to IWL2D

Those closest to me know me best.
They know that I’ve been tried
Yet continue to face life’s test.

They held my head
while I’ve cried my tears
Been with me through thick and thin.

They know where the bodies are buried.
I’ve confessed to them my greatest sin.

Closer than family. Thicker than blood.
We’ll never tell all that we’ve been through

My circle of friends,
I hold dear to me for
This bond is tried and true.

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For Real

Now remember, what happens in Vegas stays, in Vegas… Except herpes, that mess will come back with you.

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Swiss

Please explain to IWLDLIKE what it’s like to dat a “white” guy:)!!!

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The concert is actually Monday….So I guess that I won’t go tonight.

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That’s a circle of friends.

IWL2D’s circle was just spread too far apart, but it’s her circle!

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Bruce

It’s not that hard to wipe your shoes off with a towel… or wash them.

I can see if youre attire matches your shoes for work(garbage man, condtruction worker, or anywhere that you get down and dirty).

But if you’re out with nice gear on and your shoes look line you just tap dances on a pile of dirt! I will politely look the other way

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Professor I ask a question meant to solicit serious thought, and you come back askin’ to see my nutz. Hmmm…

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what is up w/ the dbl posts?

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Just found out from a co-worker that Shthead texted her several times asking about me last night.

Apparently, someone mentioned to him that they had seen me out recently.

SexyCool – some can say I’m childish but this should have made your day….esp when they went left on you. You should go out skipping cause the best revenge is doing well

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Who the heck washes shoes????

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BK

CORRECTION sweet thang…I don’t want to see your musty balls.

You said:At a 200 member event, if there are 100 women and 85% of them want a dude 6′4″, but at the same venue there are only 5 of 100 6′4 dudes, are 50 chicks sharing the same 5 d!cks?

I want to know why would a man be worried about 1 dicky and yo dumb azz is worried about 5

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@PoppaG, I rode in listening to 104.1 this morning and Jay Anthony Brown and Tom Joyner were cracking up over certain song choices referring to the book. WHT did I miss. Can you give me a brief outline of what’s going on. Jay Anthony Brown espcially cracked up over the song “Where Can I Stick it.”

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Poppa,i read that yesterday and i think Isiah is right.

Hw u gonna air in public what u shld have done in pvt,tween 2 friends but neva did??

Its the recession and money.
He closed his shops here too,so everybody seems to be looking for it big time.

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Leggs

Some reporters got a advanced copy and asked Magic about it. He admitted to putting it in the book.

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BK,

I can follow the line of your simple azz question! Asking gender on a blog is common and you mentioned your wrinkled musty azz ball. So don’t get mad because your simple minded hermaphrodite azz got one ball and one t it

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Thanks, PoppaG!

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Melo

Magic isn’t hurting for money. He owns most of the Burger King’s in the City Limits of Atlanta. The ones on Ponce De Leon, Northside Drive are among the Burger Kings that he owns. He also owns part of Checkers, too.

He hasn’t had much to do with that defunct theater in years. (Once AMC bought it, he was really out.)

The book is one shared by Larry Bird.

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Actually, BK – using your numbers – there are 85 chicks sharing the same 5 dizzles which averages about 17 chicks per dizzle.

And if you believe all the hype about the men to women ratio in Atlanta – well, yeah – I guess 17 chicks per dizzle may be kinda right.

But then too – Let’s remember that of those 5 dizzles,

1 is too small
1 don’t work
1 comes too quickly
1 is down low

So…you are left with one dizzle for 85 chicks.

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“comes too quickly” Umm can you define “come too quickly”

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Elijah I think it something in my water…lol

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