Oooh, makes me think of CeeLo’s Closet Freak… that song is the biz.

Reading is a good one, Wisey. Especially when he has a nice, rich tone. Or I’ll just ask to hear a story over again and again. Lemme marinate on this, tho.

Have a Frisky Friday Y’all

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Happy Friday!!

I think I will just listen to the fellas to day. Is that okay?

I will say that I like small moles are freckles in private areas or a little birthmark or something…that is a turn on to me. Of course eating off each other’s plate while dining…just a few nibbles here and there sets the tone for me.

@WD I actually like sharing the newspaper that is a turn on to me…there is nothing like a hot cup of coffee or tea and sharing the paper.
@dw ahh that stretch marks on the derriere I would have never guessed!

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Kalima and Happy Freaky Friday Bloggers!
There is something about a tool belt and fixing things that is so sexy!

De Angelo
(How Does It Feel)

Girl it’s only U
Have it your way
And if U want U can decide
And if you’ll have me
I can provide everything that U desire
Said if U get a feeling
Feeling that I am feeling
Won’t U come closer 2 me baby,
You’ve already got me right where U want me baby
I just wanna be your man

How does it feel
How does it feel
Said I wanna know how does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel

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@Pretty Wings..

That song takes my mind back. Love me some D’Angelo.

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@Prof…

A man voice is just plain sexy and when he can carry a note..OMG

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@ Full – I know, that song was in my head when I woke up this morning! Do you remember the video?

@ARED – Eye contact- Yes! So sexy……………

WD – I have a great appreciation for the sexy, I’m not sure about the strange…………….TBC

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Morning everyone…

Ahem… [clearing throat]

“See Spot run. See Spot bark. See Jane pet Spot. The end.” So, Wise, does that make you horny, baby?

On a (somewhat) related note — how’s this for a turn off:

http://www.ajc.com/news/gwinnett/threesome-results-in-120469.html

Talk about c@ck-blocking… sheesh…

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LOL @ swiss – see those are YOUR cousins.

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Amazon

I also like to see a man in the kitchen…
I love it when my man speaks patois- so sexy!
I love it when I look up and see him looking at me with adoration in his eyes:)
I love the way he wakes me up randomly in the middle of the night to make love…

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Good morning, Strange turn on? beard stubbles rubbing against my neck, it tickles me everywhere.

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Le Siren – None of those are strange.

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@Grace

Yes, stubble is nice on the right places.

@All

I love when I can feel a man’s love for me and not talking actions. When he walks in the room and the sun comes out. Love it!

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By the way, I drive a stick, I need glasses & I say “no” a lot. Is that doin’ it for you?

swiss – It would be, but the “fiance” thing is the libido killer.

Why does WD do this? Get us all charged up on a Friday, then releasing us into the wild where we are meeting up with dates and such? No fair.

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Great topic WD! It always interests me to hear what others find sexy.

@ARed- The thing about a man saying “no” definitely gets me. There’s just something about a man being able to put his foot down.

@RandyT- The back of a woman’s neck while cooking, huh?

I actually like to see a man in jeans and a a white t-shirt with no shoes on. I think that’s sooo sexy.

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(dang!!,well then, i rescind my “non-phlucking u” declaration yesterday) Lets jus do it then.

How bout hell no.

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Amazon

You’re right…I guess I just got caught up in my own five-minute fantasy:)

Some others…A man who takes charge at work and handles his business.

Old school chivalry…like waiting until I sit at a restaurant before he sits down, walking on the “street side” when we’re out in public, always opening doors…

One-two days of stubble creating that sexy shadow:) Everybody can’t pull this off though:)

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When he offers his arm to help an elderly woman on or off the curb.

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Morning All! TGIF!! I never thought friday would get here. Now WD is starting early with this topic……

Turn ons:

My guy in gray sweats, sleeveless shirt and nice sneakers (the basic-ness is sexy to me)

Washing his hair (if he has any)

Reading erotic literature to him

Nice arms (the kind you just lay in) and great hugs

the whole raising-one-eyebrow thing

when i say ‘give me a kiss’ out the blue and he just obliges with no hesitation no matter where we are or what we are doing

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Randyt…A glass of wine and a slow dance in the kitchen while food is simmering. Mucho better than plopping one’s lazy backside on the couch watching TV while the lady does all the cooking

I agree 100%!!!

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My man in a black T shirt
Him picking up his sleeping little girl to put her to bed
The sight of him working in the yard, all sweaty
Him working the grill
A man that can work a classic tuxedo and a drink, like James Bond
A man that knows how to dress, period!

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My girlfriend is turned on by, floggers, leather restraints, collars, canes, paddles, being chained to the bed, asphyxiation, hair pulling, riding crops, ropes, wax, heat, biting…pretty extreme butt oh so fun and never makes for a dull moment.

Can ya dig it?!!

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@Swiss, yeah you’re right on that point. Greedy arse!

I love it when a man kisses me on the forehand. When he takes the back of his finger and strokes my cheek. I love it when he sucks my toes. Ut oh, that’s not a turn on that’s foreplay….carry on!

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Le Siren your strange turn ons are YOUR strange turn ons, how dare you Ared tell her that her turn ons are not strange?

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Watching him right now help his single cousin and her two kids set up their beach chairs and umbrella.

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When he watch me get dressed.

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Watching him shave or just do “guy” things!

Blow – No one does it for me like the Brothers!

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Morning All!

I really don’t have any ’strange’ turn-ons. I do like the slight musty smell of a guy after he’s been working out. I hate when he smells like the gym though. Unfortunately (fortunately?) my guy doesn’t get musty, so I’ve never smelled his ‘funk’.

When my guy helps others – the other day we were leaving to go to the gym and he says, ‘I’m going to go help this lady change her tire if you don’t mind’ – that was SUCH a turn on.

Other things:

– nice strong hands
– a nice smile
– when he lifts my hair and kisses me on the back of my neck
– when I see him interact with his daughters (interaction with the sons does nothing for me)
– when he cooks for me and then is anxious to see if I like it
– when he sings to me, he can’t carry a tune to save his life, but I love it when he tries
– when he does push-ups. I just want to get under him and sneak kisses.

That’s enough for now.

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I really don’t have any ’strange’ turn-ons. I do like the slight musty smell of a guy after he’s been working out.

Tazzee – that just reminds me of one of my biggest turn-offs. Sweat. I mean a little glisten is normal, but there are some folks who are excessive sweaters. Like you are just sitting at dinner and he is just sweating away! The big guys out there always seem to have that problem.

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A woman wearing a pair thong panties is a turn on especially when they are peeking out of the back of her pants.

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@ Im Swiss … there IS something about Scorpios, . I’m a Scorpio too and was in a relationship with a Scorpio for two years…two Scorpios together……the ktichen floor, the dining room floor, the den floor, the stairwell, the shower, the back porch, the dining room table, upside down, hellz, there were weeks when we wouldn’t even make it to the bedroom…frankly I miss those days. Dayum, now I’ll be thinking about that the rest of the day.

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Good Morning All,

Grass, the smell of a man after he has finish working in the yard does it for me. Butts I have a thing for butts..so a man with a nice bottom turn on..Football pants on said butts is worth extra points. Smells each man has a unique smell and I don’t fancy men who wear heavy colonge. Clean,natural phermones works fine. Let’s see uniforms(military, police) they do it for me. Razor stubble, something about a man looking well manly. Voices…I love men with deep baritones. Look like a man then sound like one.

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May sound wierd but here it goes in no particular order…

What turns me on about a woman it the way she eats her salad!

Second, I always am attracted to a woman who drives a nice car, that is clean and “hooked up” like a dude would do it!

Third, the sound of the rain always does it for me as well, no matter what chick I am with!

Confidence in a woman with her head held high and back, a nice walk in some heels and a smart business suit that fits just right…hummmm the visual just made me sit up strait!

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@LL…yeah the smell of a fresh rain is wonderful. Then going out in and running wild like two kids. I love a man who can let his guard down and just enjoy the simple things.

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Strange Turn On …Loud Laughing I love to see a man just laugh loud and doesnt care…LL Cool J does this also and I love it!

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Oh yeah rain is definitely a turn on and I also like….whew….the smell of burning leaves in a distance (too close and it smells like an overbearing incense)

And if he has a great walk (Denzel-like even) then that is definitely a turn on

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I like a man that drives a powerful car…something about him handling all of that horsepower!

There is something about flying back from vacation and solving a word puzzle together…just being close after sharing a weekend.

I love those silent moments when I am laying next to him (sofa, bed…wherever) and our souls connect without any words.

A man helping out with the housework especially mopping and bringing in the groceries is always a turn on.

…a man knowing what I need and providing that for me…I am not talking about material things it maybe a hug or a slap on the butt. The fact that he knows me speaks volumes to me.

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I’m watching a new show Wedlock or Deadlock, girlfriend suspects boryfriend is gay….guy just admits he’s not gay but he’s bicurious, he had sex with another man! this is where guys lie and don’t accept their gayness. It’s all in the words. This is Deadlock!

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Jamoca-A man with (“visibly obvious”) fangs – it’s erotic and somewhat supernatural…I just want him to bite me.

Ok, since you brought it up…I have always thought vampires were SUPER SEXY…True Blood is my new soft porn:)

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I love those silent moments when I am laying next to him (sofa, bed…wherever) and our souls connect without any words.

@Prof…yes those quiet moments are wonderful…

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Chink – I love a good loud laugh too. My guy’s laugh is loud and deep. Add those pretty teeth to it and I sometimes try not to laugh so I can watch/hear him laugh.

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“The smell of his “man scent” on my upper lip after a good bye kiss…and I get a “wiff” each time that I “scrunch” my lips towards my nose.”

Um…. exactly what are you kissing goodbye, Jamoca?

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Not much into pretty teeth since mine isn’t perfect just have teeth that are not too crooked and clean and we good…dimples would be a plus.

Tazzee I just love that ..I laugh loud also and its hard for me to contain it sometimes…plenty of situations where my laughter got the best of me..lol

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When he gets up in the middle of the night to go drain the line and I turn over and smell he wonderful aroma on his pillow or the sheets. When he returns he knows if I snuggled up with his pillow or wrapped in the sheets on his side of the bed I want to get close to him.

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Okay, blog is at it again…release my post oh great pharoah!

LOL Swiss! A good bye kiss depending on the time spand apart, can sometinmes mean a kiss so raunchy, we’re damn near trying to take each other’s tonsils out. Nice, sloppy and wet…with a nice tug at either my upper or bottom lip with his teeth.

I like the smell of his breath. Granted that it’s clean, but a normal man scent…the smell that lets you know “A Man was just here”.

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Strange Turn Ons:

I like it when a woman kisses the inside of my left ankle…I dont know why…but that is the one spot that well drive me over the edge…I never knew that until like 6 years ago…sent me over the edge…I would try and kiss my own ankle but I dont think i can reach it…lol

A woman’s neck

If she can drive a stick

Knows football

Panties and Bra always matching

If she moans while performing or*l sex

If she can be tough at times but still a kitten at other times

When she wears her hair down whether it’s short or long..i just like hairstyles that go down and that are not reaching for the sky

Self Confidence

Thighs..mmm..im not a behind man or a breast man..i like nice legs

An educated woman who can speak on current events…not just “gossip columns or shows”

A woman who can handle hers and doesnt need a man…but yet she doesnt sing that tune all of the time

A woman who can just put me in my place sometimes really turns me on…just me sit down and shut up…lol

A woman who lets me make mistakes and isn’t always so quick to point them out to me…when we both know I am wrong…lmao

I will say necks again because that is my favorite part of a woman’s body…i dont know why..I like nice and smooth somewhat long necks…not those e.t. nexks with all of those rolls and etc

Necks..Necks..necks..

Hmmm..I like to be “handled” rough and clawed, bitten and scratched all over…even better if you break skin and draw some blood er’now and then…

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Happy Friday everyones! Thinking about my strange turn-ons with my boyfriend, I’d have to say:
- him running his fingertips lightly down my back or running his nails along my spine
- how he looks in a black t-shirt or his tight workout shirt
- light S&M and wrestling
- seeing him excited about a credit score increase
- the size of his wrist and how my hand can’t fit all the way around it
- the way he forgets to breathe if my lips are anywhere near his ear

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Panties and Bra always matching

If she moans while performing oral sex

If she can be tough at times but still a kitten at other times

When she wears her hair down whether it’s short or long..i just like hairstyles that go down and that are not reaching for the sky

Self Confidence

Thighs..mmm..im not a butt man or a breast man..i like nice legs

An educated woman who can speak on current events…not just “gossip columns or shows”

A woman who can handle hers and doesnt need a man…but yet she doesnt sing that tune all of the time

A woman who can just put me in my place sometimes really turns me on…just me sit down and shut up…lol

A woman who lets me make mistakes and isn’t always so quick to point them out to me…when we both know I am wrong…lmao

I will say necks again because that is my favorite part of a woman’s body…i dont know why..I like nice and smooth somewhat long necks…not those e.t. nexks with all of those rolls and etc

Necks..Necks..necks..

Hmmm..I like to be “handled” rough and clawed, bitten and scratched all over…even better if you break skin and draw some blood er’now and then…

Happy Friday

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If she can be tough at times but still a kitten at other times

When she wears her hair down whether it’s short or long..i just like hairstyles that go down and that are not reaching for the sky

Self Confidence

An educated woman who can speak on current events…not just “gossip columns or shows”

A woman who can handle hers and doesnt need a man…but yet she doesnt sing that tune all of the time

A woman who can just put me in my place sometimes really turns me on…just me sit down and shut up…lol

A woman who lets me make mistakes and isn’t always so quick to point them out to me…when we both know I am wrong…lmao

I will say necks again because that is my favorite part of a woman’s body…i dont know why..I like nice and smooth somewhat long necks…not those e.t. nexks with all of those rolls and etc

Necks..Necks..necks..

Hmmm..I like to be “handled” rough and clawed, bitten and scratched all over…even better if you break skin and draw some blood er’now and then…

Happy Friday

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umm okay sorry for the double posts..lol..but yeah

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Thighs..mmm..im not a butt man or a breast man..i like nice legs

This explains a lot now!

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If she moans while performing oral sex…..yep

moaning during canal too……uhmmmmmm,uhmmmmmm, and mouthing,”phluckk me, shyyt biaatch!”

now ,that will do it!

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“Longtime Lurker”, send it here: takpat78@gmail.com

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Turn offs:

a cute chic,beautiful,evething perfect(light chics do this most times) but dour face with absolutely no smile on,no personality.

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@Ared-..now you understand…lmao

W8 – Yes. Add to that the neck part. Naughty boy!

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Today is a very good day to get turned on. It’s cloudy and there’s a brisk breeze in the air. The view of the constant waves on the water is relaxing. Being already scarcely dressed. Somebody to watch the baby for a while.

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@Ared – I dont know what it is about a neck that drives me wild

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@Ared – I dont know what it is about a neck that drives me wild

W8 – Maybe you are a vampire.

I didn’t know guys even noticed necks, but i’ve gotten complimented on mine before. I just thought they were trying too hard.

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watching my love play volleyball with the kiddies

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@Leggs – That moment will always be in my highlight reel! I have had some war stories in my time, but that sitchiation ranks high! The amazing thing is that who ever did it for her nailed the damn thing! Neva seen anything like it sense, nor have I seen another chick take initiative like that! I had to put her in a special league after that scrimmage! Little things mean allot to most men and extra effort will win you points!

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I will make sweet sweet love to a womans neck with kisses if its nice

W8 – What will you do with it if it’s an “ET neck?”

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Being held down in the act of making love…or hair pulling.

Hell yes!

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Turn-off: The thought of a sand covered dizzle.

Danggit, let me get back in my zone

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there is an art to hair pulling..you just cant yank right off the bat(unless you are just takin it)…you gotta wait for some sweat to be flowing….holding a woman down while she is trying to squirm away…yeah baby….or when she is riding your face and she reaches climax and tries to get away…you just lock her down and keep licking…then when you are down she gives you “that look” then you lick your mustache right in front of her..slide two fingers inside her..you lick one and you give her the other to lick…..mmmmm mmmm mmmmm

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@Compelling
Leaving the windows or blinds open in our bedroom while we’re making love. Add in some rain…

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there is an art to hair pulling

Tell’em again

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Gives new meaning to the term lap dance

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W8 – LMAO @ drawing blood and the ankle kiss! WTH?!?!? And I see you have taken it all the way there with your last posts. always matching bras & panties… thats one you dont hear often!

I see the neck is a common ‘it’ factor today…..

And whomever mentioned forehead kisses, Im cosigning! along with kisses on the shoulder ever so lightly

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lightly palm her head while working you hand to her scalp..slowly pull back..do a slight wrap of the hair around your wrist and hands..give her slight tug to test her threshold then get a few good tugs on your short strokes…then give her a real good one you deep thrust..then when you are deep in there and cutting the corners..pull her hair to the side so her face is sideways on the pillow and you can look her dead in her eyes..tell her to look at you..make her look at you..own her….(whew I need a shower)

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Jamoca in Virginia.

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i’m ‘ret ta go (ready to go)

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@LL- YES!! some of those things were like ..whoa…never to be discussed again…

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Ladies keep your hands on the Keyboards….unless you got webcams…and I can watch…ZIIIIPPPP!!!!!!

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…forget those lemon pepper wings for lunch I need some #%$# after reading page 2!

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@W8

I have very good visualization skills which allows me to experience thigns as if they were happening. So to answer your question, LOL

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lmao@Professor..lol 12:46

@Mo- I like when a woman just takes charge after foreplay…”Come Here Boy”

@Compelling- yeah I mean something turning you on is one thing…now if the topic would be what attracts you to the opposite sex..that would be non-sexual..imo

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@LL

Ahh..Afternoon Delight. Come back smiling as if all my troubles had been erased

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Major turn-on: thinking about grabbing the man and slipping away to do that thing while the folks are settling down, opening their baskets and coolers to get their lunch on.

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Go get some Raqi..you married….

Hey is it pre-maritial sex if you are not considering marriage

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@LL- sorry the force is to strong….lol

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@LL- what’s the timestamp on the one that was T.M.I.?..just so that I umm dont go there again…lol

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LMAO@ Professor..you just made me spit out my ginger tea..lmao

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Good Day Blogsville….

MELO…you are not a fan of big booties…STOP LYING! You stared at my a$$ all night when you met me!

LLE SIREN…I like to be the one doing the choking. I have asthma and it woudl not be a turn on to anyone but a necrophiliac if I was on the receiving end of the choking.

ARED…somebody is gonna walk in your office and see you kissing your ankle and get really turned on and say, “gurl I knowed it…I just knowed it…youz a freak like me”. Then he will snatch off his clothes to reveal a leather leopard thong with a smiley face on the tip!

Let’s see…what I like is being in charge…whips, blindfolds, chocolate dipped guess that fruit when a blindfolded man is eating them from the “valley”. I get turned on by blood..vampires movies such as Bram Stokers Dracula. I like to bite…suck on necks…lick on the back of a guy’s kneecaps while digging my nails into his inner thigh (real close to the wood). Make him squirm and ask, “now who’s my b*tch”? I liek to watch his reaction to the the altoids and ice BJ’s…applying just the right pressure…..

Oh and I love a man that smells good (Gautier) is my favorite on a man. I like them big buff and strong. He is confident in his manhood enough that he doesn’t feel threatened by my strong nature.

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@Longtime Lurker…Of course! I remember giving a curve on a test…they better be glad I had released one before class!

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Oh yeah Compelling it is somewhat cloudy today. The sun isn’t that fierce.

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@Professor….LOL

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Man thongs..who wears those?…Hell I hardly ever wear draws

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@W8..12:56 PAHTNA! Cause of you, some folks spit they lunch out reading that play by play!

@Professor, you got me thinking now why some days, when I was in grad school my lady professors were real generous and some days they were absolute itches..hummm!

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I thought I might have crossed the TMI line until I read the post from Black Mamba…guess I am okay, LOL.

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@LL- If ya man aint stretching you out..he aint thick enough…and if you can put both hands on his wood and still have the head showing…you might need a new man…ZIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Black Mamba – back in the day I used to ‘heart’ Farenheit, it seemed like it smelled good no matter who wore it. dayum Im fanning at the thought. Love a good smelling man!!

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RANDY…I wasn’t that bad…..I didn’t even tell all!

I like getting my mine while driving…or outside on the hood of cars…bathrooms, etc.

Being a belly dancer I can move my lower body while keeping my upper body still…so I could do a “great lap dance”!

MO…Iused to love the cologne too girl…in high school when a guy wore that I was like flies to sh*t….drawn to them!

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Oh..another turn on..when a woman tells you..you smell good consistently and you havent ever worn any cologne around her

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@Randyt, on your 1:05, been in that sitchiation too pahtna! Back in the day when I was really horrible, I remember sitting across from a mom and a daughter and I was kicking it with the mom who was 44 and the time and she had a stupidly fine 22 year old daughter that kept trying to press me on the side, so one day we finally hooked up while the mom was out of town.

The next day the mom returned and as we sat at the dinner table, the mom kept looking at me, then looking at the daughter as if something was up! The daughter kept kicking me under the table and laughing, it was hilarious!

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@Staceye I like them off…let him go w/o anything.

@LL yea that is correct…really they better hope he is waiting for me while I am actually preparing the test, quiz or grading papers. Some good…nevermind…I trying to calm down.

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@Kym

Been there, done that. Just do it, but approach slowly and read em.

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After reading everyone’s post, all of you need a cold shower, especially you Professor

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I recollect once having a heated debate before leaving for work…and all that I remember is taking an extended lunch, just to show up at his place (on his day off) to give my final thoughts and hopefully squash the issue…only to find myself thrown on top of the washer and dryer for some stress relief. Never realized one could get so comfortable up there…

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Okay, here are a few of mine (in increasing order of strangeness). Note that all of these apply either exclusively or especially to Swiss Miss:

Standard fare:

** Booty
** Athletic, muscular (but not mannish) legs
** Neck

Slightly more fetish-ish

** Feet, especially the bottom of Swiss Miss’s feet & those cute little toes…
** The way Swiss Miss won’t ever use any profanity, but says “F me, baby” — literally just the letter F — in that cute little French accent

All little on the odd side:

** Armpits. Especially if she’s got just a little bit of hair growth there. No idea why, but it drive me crazy.

Dang, now I can’t get up from my desk….

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@Kym- “When in doubt whip it out”

@MO- BULLLCHIT…how are you going to get bent over a hood with your short behind…was it a prius?

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W8* … the old VW Beetles worked great for that, LOL.

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lol@Randy- I like for her to climb in my lap while i am driving with her legs over my shoulder…where there is a will there is a way!!!

..”Flexxxxxxxx time ta have sexxx!!!”"

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How you doin…..

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W8 – Who said I was bent over anything. there are many ways to get it on the hood of a car…..

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Mamba thats dangerous…but exciting..lol

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RANDY…..”she’s a very kinky girl….”

Hey sex at the movies is great too!

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Kym – Is/was there something wrong with the encounter?…possibly a co-worker or were you two good friends/acquaintances before you two got to “know” each other?…or are you no longer attracted to him?….

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W8 – the car supports him, he ’supports’ me. if thats what we choose

Randyt – LOL!

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I am only back because Facebook is not coming up right now. But I am going to ignore all of W8’s posts….

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Mamba – you know you are my girl chica!! Thanks for that pepsi!

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No nothing wrong with the encounters(the encounters have gone on for over a decade) not a coworker. Always will be attracted to him..it is just kind of hard getting thru right now…there is kind of a wall he has put up.(Military Dude) Its like he is there but not really.

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.I gave him a BJ while he stirred the wheel and told me when to hit the gas or breaks.

ooh shikkes,jesus christ!

thats a good one.

if it were me,we wld be in an accident…….

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W8 – I am trying to be on my best behavior when I leave work today.

If I fail at this, I will unleash a wrath on you that will be felt from here to Taiwan!!!

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we have 3 guys here who ride those sexy motorcycles to work. i’m very turned on by seeing a guy on one. there’s a burnt orange, red and black one.

yummy!

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@Ared- heres to failure..”hip hip hoorayyyy”

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Facebook, why hath you forsaken me.

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@lil sis, I knew talking about vampires would bring you to the surface. You crazy with that antic you pulled.

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P0rn Choreographer…. Wow!

Hit it fomr the back…now liiiick it…..liiiick it…now thrust! Yeah that’s it!

What…don’t judge me….

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Now i feel like WD must organize a real kinky party.

Whats the point of us mouthing all these ideas if there no return.

i nominate MYtwo,Proff,Swiss and Randyt to be the organizers.

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I am more into Lycans and Werewolves..than Vampires

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ARED…breathe….Facebook withdrawal is a mothasucker…I know!

Staceye – The one day I needed FB to distract me from this Hedonism blog!

Curses.

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W8..I may be getting pink eye…wanna like that?

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pink eye has a different meaning for men?

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@Professor- did you go thru the motions with your chair?..lol

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@ Raqi “Randy and they say short men don’t get no loving. LOL”

They absolutely do, just from a different angle,

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I am always hungry after good sex…if I am not getting something to eat afterwards..thats my tell tell sign that I didnt enjoy it…

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Hold on W8 let me finish this chair off. Whatcha say now?

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Professor…that chair is going to file a sexual harassment suit on you!

“yo honor..I was just sitting there…minding my business. When lo and behold I am violated. Sniff sniff! I din’t ask for this…sniff sniff.”

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@Professor- furniture is an excellent tool…

@Jam- No you didnt just…………

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Oh my clutching my pearls!

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Jamoca be the better woman.

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@Randy- she is getting off by getting on the chair

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…and even if they were to see it the first time that it was posted, that mug wasn’t anything to write home about? And you’re absolutely too dayum old for this shyt…need another mugshot? Because I have yet to see nor believe how you could be mistaken for being 20yrs younger on looks….BUT DEFINITELY understandable how one could mistake your age, solely based on how you post.

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Wait a minute…Angie posted her pic yesterday and called it “MANgie?”

*hollers*

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Melo be nice, thats Angie/Beautiful

ooohhh,u shld have told me.

Hw uall know her??

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I think Hurricane Bill is about to spit on us. It’s getting ready to rain.

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melo – I think that was the pic on her old MySpace page.

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Actually I am at lunch now.

Dumb question: Is that Angie for real?

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@Melo- hey dude..do you..I dont know her..except by reading the blog

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Alot of cool things going on this weekend

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WiseDiva, getting rained on therefore probably spending the entire weekend closed up in a hotel room with pretty decent room service.

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Wait did I miss something..Jamoca I thought you were helping me figure out Mr. PTSD? I hate when I log back in and miss everything.

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@Wise Lurker, when you jumped on, that blue shield hit me like some high beam lights!

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Melo be nice, thats Angie/Beautiful
ooohhh,u shld have told me.
Hw uall know her??
Angie posted her pic yesterday and called it “MANgie

Maybe I am in a silly freaky mood, but those posts up there got me rolling. I am in tears…I am so glad I am at lunch. Melo you know her you are on this blog…LOL.

DamnDamnDamn James!

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Well ladies and gentlemen (and I say that with some serious reservations actually) I am going home. This week’s blogs have been interesting, informative, and controversial (much like the graffiti on a bathroom wall). I will do my best to implement as much of the practical advice given today as I can this weekend. Y’all have a great weekend also.

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@ Wise and Blog

How do you guys feel about speed in relationships/dating? My friend is the type that will automatically make (or try) to make someone her bf. She dated a guy for 2 years, engaged this past may and they are married now. Is that to fast?

I know that is not my style…you guys?

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MELO…I don’t have Kinky My Space pictures.

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just checked my email – I might also check out the Carol’s Daughter grand opening.

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I have kinky facebook pictures with my shirt off…beer gut and all…im so sexxy………

@M.- two years is not to fast imo

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M dot – they dated for 2 years? Seems long enough for me

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i wish some of u were that brazen as well,

melo – I don’t recall you volunteering to post your pic. So hush.

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Kym – From what I can gather…

Angie came on here today and asked if anyone saw the pic she posted yesterday. I don’t think anyone did.

Jamoca has a picture of Angie, and posted a link to it.

I doubt the two pics are one and the same.

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twittering It has started to rain.

What the hell is a twitter? LOL

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@ARed ohhh wow..well that photo makes my little issues seem rather small actually..ohh wow.

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I doubt the two pics are one and the same-Ared

I doubt thats Angie too.

Smebody is defntly pulling our leggs

i saw that pic on craig, i beieve,in the “personal niceness” section.

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See Professor, as you can see how I am on this blog, I like being silly too!

When someone is fed up and can’t take the BS anymore, they strike. Warning shots have been fired.

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So another question, are there still timetables in relationships (like 5 dates before they see your home,2 months before they meet your

M. hw old are u??

whose timetables? u do whats comfy to u.
What did ur mama say to u or ur auntie or daddy etc?

I wld rather u ask those than the blog unless u really have nobody like that.

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waiting for elevator

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@M ~ 2 years is long enough.

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Nothing to see here..keep it moving………

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I don’t believe that was the pic she claimed she posted yesterday.

well,i dont know,but im gon challenge her,here and now, that,if she looks more fly than that on the new pic and also sends me a full length pic,sporting high heels:
the plane ticket is on fedex!
u know my add Angie!

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sitting on bed. baby is asleep. husband is changing.

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Wisey let it go honey..let it go. Some bad mojo went down..

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Link is @208..might want to remove that pic from the blog

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Ared – Heyal, not everything is not for everyone to understand. Heyal, I really don’t care, but I’m not one for acting brand new either. However, they were the same…as a matter of fact there were/are three passed around of her (without solicitation), to include a few other bloggers who do a lot of posturing as well.

Yesterday’s link was not accessible so I was informed. So she asks for/about them (today), she got them. I was prepared to let it all go…until a few moments ago.

Kym – Depending on the atmosphere, I’d carry on the same way I always have. As a matter of fact, I’ve found that its when a woman does not sweat the situation (a man) is when he’s more likely to “come around”. Although, it is a fine line between being concerned and then over the top with it. It’s almost like being asked constantly, if something’s wrong…it seems most are reluctant to opening up…until you’re “left alone” …you’re more likely to open up about whatever the issue when there’s less pressure to do so. Just my take on it….

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Jam I think I saw that pic on KP’s site awhile ago so it is old news.

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Just let her be and you be the better person.

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Wise – I posted the link/picture of the girl.

…and whoever claims nothings wrong. I beg to differ when someone claims to be something they are absolutely NOT. Flat out lying, posturing, trumping…is a problem. Period. Its better for one to simply shut the heyal up. If you are, just be. No need to spout, spew or lie…or throw around nonsense when you are not prepared to take the same in return. Foot to Mouth Examples for Dummies 101.

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@Melo

It was just a question. Me and my friend were having this debate via text and I was curious what you all on the blog thought. Im old enough

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Jam..jam..jam..what are you cooking today? and what are you thoughts on organic catfish?

(feeble attempt to get jam to post a long azz post about something else…lol)

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So…to bring it back on topic…would anyone look at Angie’s pics and count it as a “strange turn-on?” Anyone?

(Just jokes folks. )

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208… my Birthday, which fell again a couple days ago. And I missed it again, LEGGS. That and the area code. I play on the wrong days. Poutin

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2Lnclns I had my turn he had his turn, we good. LOL

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@ARed- Oh no…now I know somethin’ went down.

I’ll follow W8’s lead…what is Jam cooking tonight? Or anyone else for that matter, lol. I’m still hungry because my lunch wasn’t so good.

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Raqi – Old news for some. But don’t mistake it as “news” just for “you”. It wasn’t. Nor was it the point. It was the principle. Plain and simple.

Folks need to chill period. For whomever it pertains to: Stay and ride the heyal out of YOUR OWN lanes. Stop worrying about other folks issues, when you’re still a work in progress. Who the heyal cares!!!

And mostly, it’s never good to go around throwing shade, picking battles with others that you damn fuh’ sho KNOW you cain’t win, let alone fight.

That whole …since they (a few others) do it to me, so I’mma do it to them (everyone). Ignorant way of thinking. Everyone is not out to put you down…and it is unhealthy to internalize everything and everyone you come into contact with simply because you got your feelings hurt (a long time ago).

Contrary to popular belief, I’m not proud of today’s feud…nor any of the other nonsense. Just MY way of saying: I’m sick of this shyt and it needs to stop…had enough.

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@ Melo- I’d have to go back to check it, what time was it?

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WHAT, 10 wings 500 calories…really. What should a person’s daily caloric intake be?

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Tatas

Bump that small money…. Gimme the numbers for The Big Game. 207 million dollars. I might break you off $500,000 if your numbers win.

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@mytwo, I was just talking with a co-worker Tuesday about a phone call she got at 8:02 a.m. We also talked about 718 and 918. Told her to play the numbers for the next 5 days. She didn’t, but I did…Sure did I hit with 198 and 208! However, my daugther’s b-day is next Saturday and I’ve been playing her date (829) for 2 months…stubborn number refuses to fall! Watch, it will fall when I stop playing it on 8/30!

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Y’all know y’all aren’t really trying to change the subject. You know everyone is waiting for Angie to come back in here…

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8 29 30 17 18 Power Ball 9.

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Compelling – Im not cooking tonight. Its gonna be me & my crew watching the Falcons, having chips/queso/salsa and some drinks. Starting the weekend off chillaxin.

PoppaG – I havent been to Lenox on a weekend in years! If I cant get there Mon-Thur preferably b/w noon and 2pm, I aint going

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Question..carnal in nature..dont need no long mouth answers..meat on meat..what is a sexual turn off? I am just talking about something physical that you would turn you off…

I would think missing teeth would be a turn off for me

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Leggs

WHAT, 10 wings 500 calories…really. What should a person’s daily caloric intake be?

It depends on your height and what your goals are.

Raqi

Poppa U been to Mahi Mahs in VA. We have resrvtn for there 2nite.

I haven’t been there. i hope that you guys enjoy.

Really, I haven’t been to Virginia in nearly a decade. I’ve flown over it I used to live near Annapolis, MD. I’d go down to VA more back then.

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Missing teeth is top of the list. Also, during the act, a golden shower will get you knocked out!!!!

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If rains tomoro we will prob hang out at his cuz house for most of the day.

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Like Riley said from the boondocks”Dont want to get pee’d on..get out the way”

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@Ared- what if he sweats while working you out? is that still a deal breaker?

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dents in her legs..is a turn off

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jheri curl…turn off

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…stepping back in.

I see we have a topic change from the pic…LOL.

I do not cook on Fridays, but I will do a little cooking on Sundays. I am thinking about BBQ chicken, greens and potato salad or I may cook stuffed bell peppers.

Are we turned off or on? I heard that pic killed the mood…just saying what I heard.

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@Ared- what if he sweats while working you out? is that still a deal breaker?

W8 – I don’t work out, but I assume you are supposed to sweat when you do that. Just towel off before you come over to me. It’s the sweat that drips that gives me the heebie jeebies.

It’s just gross to me. I could never watch Patrick Ewing after a while.

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Mo

PoppaG – I havent been to Lenox on a weekend in years! If I cant get there Mon-Thur preferably b/w noon and 2pm, I aint going

That is normally me, too. However, Mrs. PG got me. She needed to go to Dick’s Sporting Goods (which is near Lenox). We did. Then as we were leaving she said oh yeah I need to check out that Carol’s Daughter. What was the point of me going all the way home, and letting her get her car to drive all the way back to area where we were already.

That particular day the Operation Runway folks had a program in front of Macys. It was crowded.

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Dents in her legs?! WTF?!?

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if you have no definitive shape..i.e. you breast and butt(no matter your size) just flow into your torso like one big entity …..turn off

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So Ared..will you get all prissy on a dude if he is on top of you and starts dripping sweat? Even if it feels good?

W8 – I will probably know he is a sweater beforehand and will not go there in the first place. That’s something you can’t hide.

But if it did happen, it probably wouldn’t feel good because I wouldn’t be turned on. I’m sure it get quite painful for me after that!

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@PoppaG I can see the attraction of family law.

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Bullet wounds – turn off

Tear drop/neck tattoos – turn off

Glass eye with a fish in it – turn off

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@Raqi- Im just saying…although I hae never had sex with a large woman…I want to give it a try just once..dont yall judge me…she has to be really really really cute though…I wonder if she can buck me off…

@Rell- some chicks lookl like comic books

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what is a sexual turn off? I am just talking about something physical that you would turn you off…

TURN OFF:
1. u ask her to put legs up so u go under there and clean up…holly cow! she got either, a lil brown & dry tissue on her nana or her behind has some dudu on it…

2 being asked too many qstions when u ready to stick it in..”so are we dating serious now??”

3. a woman that wont just take the condom and put it on…that was a big one with me back then…luv those lil fingers slipping the damn condom thing on melo…

4 a woman that just phlucks,silently,not muttering a word…Big turn off..Enjoy it biaatch!!

5 a woman thats frugal with opening her legs wide.There is no half stepping in this, biaatch!!Either i phluck u or i dont!

6. i appreciate u got a nice,deep nana sorrounded by fat juicy labia but im need a reasonably endowed chest so i can lay my hands on smething.Give me some breasts please to support my hands as i go in deep! small tatas wont do it 4 me.

7 tell ur lil kids to go play smewhere..i dont want no disturbance.

8 stop asking me “where we are in the relationship” as soon as i climb down.I need seconds ‘n thirds,otherwise im out, Now.

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@ Melo- LOL!!! Yes and you know this…a light breeze is always welcome. hahaha.

@Mo- That sounds like fun. Just kickin’ it with the girls and chips and dip.

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Ared aka Cole- you stoopid

pantyline showing..turn off

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What’s yukky? Men with long nails or even a single long nail.

Scruffy facial hair a la Anthony Hamilton’s former look. (Sorry, MOCA!)

Not a fan of taco meat on the chest either. If it’s not that texture, then maybe it’ll be okay.

Shaved legs unless you’re doing the Tour de France.

Skin that’s in need of exfoliation.

High pitch-medium pitch voices.

Massive razor bumps.

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Raqi – Again (since my last post has yet to be seen)…it was not for you (specifically). The principle is being overlooked, and the pettiness is being magnified here. She asked and she finally got it. Folks simply need to be careful of what they ask for. IMO

Nice try PoppaG, W8 & Compelling…Lol (but you all know NOT REALLY).

PoppaG – I actually don’t frequent Ybor that often (at night)…and the kids go back to school next week.

However, my aunt got a promotion recently and the family is throwing her a big celebration and of course, they expect me to do all of the cooking! …even my grandmother. My aunt wants it to be all Italian themed…so it’s out of Stuffed Chicken Marsala, Chicken & Shrimp Pasta Alfredo (alfredo sauce from scratch), Lasagna, Chicken or Eggplant Parmesan…a huge salad (with fresh dressing from scratch)…and way too many desserts. I’ve been on strike since they put me to work all last year…(LOL @ myself a little, since I had to catch myself from mean muggin’ my screen while typing)! Again, this diversion is not working…now thinking of something else to distract myself….hmmm

Oh… Kym – Meant to ask, is this the Cauc dude? Which brought to mind, how I like white men who have been “touched”…if that makes sense. You know, they’re a little more soulful than usual, can adapt to either “environment” and a woman is just that – a woman…matter her ethnicity.

Turn off: Hair on his chest resembles taco meat. Shave bumps around his face and neck. He has a “high booty”. Unhealthy skintone = two toned. Poor grammar in inappropriate settings. Sagging clothes. Red eyes and butta teeth….

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Melo if the first thing u mentioned has ever happened to you thats a nasty woman…ewwww

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Mytwo:

MELO Thanks, but my birthday is in February, like yours

phew,sorry and thanx.

Ur so,whats the wrd??

I wont forget this time.
How can i??

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A woman with a hairy pubic area…get with the program…turn off

a woman who doesnt shave her legs in the winter…turn off

Breast that are to big…turn off

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@Jam no he is a bro man-military and really that says it all right there. Talking about a mystery..yeah I said it.

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If you wear a wig or weave make sure its soft and feels real..i hate that crap on laying on my chest…turn off

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Yeah chest hair that resembles taco meat is sooo not cute! Eeewwww

ASH!! Please put some damn lotion on! GEEZ!

Dudes that are ‘hat cute’…they should be beat down for fakin cuteness

Chapped lips….UGH

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Yeah leggs you could get it..if i werent afraid that you would turn me out..lmao..a older woman taught me the ways..when I was a youngin…lmao

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You know what, RAQI, I saw that and applauded the subtleties as I am also a fan of that. But then when you went to the blatant confession, I thought it was a throw back to yesterday. Go ahead and run another sand check later…

Not a physical thing, but dudes that don’t like sports hmmmm concern me. Just sayin’.

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first thing u mentioned has ever happened to you thats a nasty woman…ewwww

my friend brian told me this story,but he was phlucking her from the back, in the back woods.

He said he just quit when he saw dry spots of dudu on her behind.

he got what he deserved tho,playa!

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I get the hint, I’ll add up my own calories…thank ya bery much!

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i hates weave, braids or any other of those lazy hairstyles..

ummm i hate chicks in cloths either too big for there body or too tight

like last weekend in “dudleys” there was this chick in there one of those “thick gawga broads” and she had on a lil pink skirt….so when the stanky leg came on we all got a lil surprise..this thickums had on NO PANTIES cause her phat thighs made the skirt rise and all you seen was poo cee…i was like NOT CUTE – THICKY LAKE…and she was grinding on dis big dude – i got sick and left…uggh

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Leggs – LOL, I really didn’t think you were serious when you asked that. The only reason I know mine is I enter them throughout the day, like right after I eat.

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ooohh ooh oohh..Women who cant keep their mouth closed…i mean like their mouths resting position shows teeth….turn off

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I like a hair chest..can’t say its a turn on..but doesn’t bother me in the least.

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@w8 – are you talking about “mouth breathers” or chicks with big gums and baby teeth – TURN OFF….LMAO

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well, well, well

PoppaG wouldn’t like me because I loves me some pantsuits

Rell wouldn’t like me because the ponytail is in effect 5 days a week

W8 wouldn’t like me because….

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@Tazzee- why wouldnt I like you?lol

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ohhh Melo that is some nasty ish!

Yucky

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W8 – I was trying to keep it clean, but let me just say that only the bikini hair gets shaved. No waxing or any of that down there for me

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Rell

i hates weave, braids or any other of those lazy hairstyles..

I cosign that. I hate that fake stuff period. No fake hair (hair that you bought that is made with human hair isn’t what came out your own head), fake nails, fake eye colors, fake eyelashes, push up bras, padded bras, padded panties….Bionic Females are just a major turnoff.

Female happy with what God gave her….Turn-on!!!

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Breast that are to big…turn off

W8 – You know I was suprised at this one… or rather the love for small ones…

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@Tazzee, I wouldn’t even know where to begin in counting what I ate today and will eat this evening. I’ll start paying attention.

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Tazzee

PoppaG wouldn’t like me because I loves me some pantsuits

Well, it wouldn’t be personal. Mrs. PG has a few, but she knows how I feel about ‘em.

Just like females like men to look manly, I like females to look lady-like. It doesn’t have much to do about seeing legs because long skirts/dresses are my favorite. Mrs. PG has one skirt that goes down to the ankles that I love.

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Rell – thanks for that pass. I do try to keep my ponytail neat for what it’s worth

W8 – gotcha. I thought you were one of those looking for a landing strip or something like that. LOL@ foreclosed home…

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long ankle length skirts are the best

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@W8, thanks for the compliment!

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Ickkk!!! Dang Melo…

Kym – Oh okay…yeah, something about military men…a mystery I can’t quite put my finger on. Maybe because they’ve been reprogrammed/conditioned to think, act and respond a certain way.

PoppaG – Please don’t say nuthin’ about no gumbo…Lol. And the request of wanting me to go through the trouble of making my andouille sausage from scratch. That and etouffee is high on demand and several folks to include friends of the fam have tried to bait me even more by saying they’ll pay me… To include salmon croquettes and crab cakes. And heck yeah, gumbo is always better the next day after.

MyTwo – Don’t say anutha word about Anthony, alright? He took care of all that scrungy facial hair long time ago. Leave ‘em lone nah…leave ‘em lone.

More turn offs: Folks who wear “their worth” on “their back” as a coverup. Loud talking (as if he’s out in the fields). A man who answers with “k”. A man who chews on toothpicks and/or smacks on chewing gum.

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a woman who will play with herself in front of me ..turn on

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I LOVE when a man reads to me

Turn on: I am a very sensual person so I enjoy being touched & teased ever so gently as well being spanked (the right way.. Cup your hands )

Turn off- Crooked teeth, Strong cologne, too much talking about nothing or yourself, No cologne, chest hair (doable SOMETIMES) & not concerned about making sure I am pleased..

Enjoy your weekend

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@w8…lol…..word..

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Tazzee: Zipppa… Zipppa…. Zipppppppppppppppp!!!!!

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I haven’t heard the term “coochie cutters” in years.

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KYM/TAZZEE Now not baby’s bottom bare. And I wasn’t a fan when this one dude would shave his chest – that was worse than the taco. Just not George of the Jungle!

MELO I’m gonna need to know that word, better run over to dictionary.com and find a good one if ya gotta…

MOCA I apologize, I was lashing out at him cuz I was excited to find one of my Raheem DeVaughn cds and listenin to Breathe & Ask Yourself made all the truckers on 285 (who I usually curse) my strange turn on of the day. But then I couldn’t tell u b/c you don’t ♥ Rah like I do. Hugs!

Natural Girls stand up!!!

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Hey how many of you wish that you could “throw one back?” I mean a person you wish you would have not been intimate with? I am speaking from a sexual angle..why didnt you like about that one that you wish you could “throw back”?

Mine was a stiff chick..all that body gone to waste

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Natural Girls stand up!!!

Are we talking about hair. Cuz I relax that til it flows like the Nile…

But yeah, everything else is real.

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Mytwo:

perceptive luver….

a woman that remembers my birthday is such a turn On.I know u know and u know what to buy!

U it baby!

coochie cutters-what does that mean Ared/For Real?

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coochie cutters-what does that mean Ared/For Real

melo – http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/440/83/spl96280_001.0.0.0×0.400×602.jpeg

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W8 – dude was fine dan a mf’er but couldnt kiss worth a dayum and his wang hooked. UGH…all that body just wasted!!

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melo

http://www.microkitten.com/images/prods/Kendra-S/shorts-821-s.jpg

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@ Tazzee – It’s okay to laugh. He was just sitting still, no exertion of any kind, and sweating. WTH?!? The date just got worse after that. He slid over and was like, “you got me over here now, what do you plan to do with me?” I had to tell him to raise up after that. His Jordans were all muddy from the rain and he had put em on my white comforter. Just all types of wrong! Lol.

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Hey how many of you wish that you could “throw one back?”

I don’t have that problem I know how to decline…now I probably declined a time or two and was like ahh man!!!

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AR

PG – She hit all that on her first try huh?

Yep.

We are going to the gun range tomorrow.

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W8 – LOL

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Jamoca

Well, since you making gumbo……

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ARED/JAMOCA I was talking bout hair, ladies and y’all both some LYE-ing heifers. (”Stop the LYE!” is a t-shirt one of these natural hair care sites was selling.) I need to press less, tho before I try to rock that.

ANGIE God Bless ya! I’ll take that early birthday wish, tho.

MELO I have the purrrrfect gift… I’ll help you pick out Queen’s ring!

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ladies and y’all both some LYE-ing heifers.

mytwo – And proud. I don’t think I’ll ever go natural.

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Panthose a turnoff?

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Panthose a turnoff? Yeap!! Can’t stand the way they feel and they STANK (in the words of Dave Chappel)

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@For Real you were not here so swiss did the news up date on the threesome brawl. Have a good weekend folks.

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AR

One more thing about Mrs. PG and the guns. One night I got out of class early & I failed to call to say that I was on my way. I walked into the house to a red dot on my chest!

I was lucky that she wasn’t one of those “while your gun is raisin’, mine is blazin’” kinda females.

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…stepping out. Have a great weekend!

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I cosign that. I hate that fake stuff period. No fake hair (hair that you bought that is made with human hair isn’t what came out your own head), fake nails, fake eye colors, fake eyelashes, push up bras, padded bras, padded panties….Bionic Females are just a major turnoff.

MyTwo – This ^^^ here is what I’M STANDING UP TO. The original post regarding natural and per Rell & PoppaG’s post, as I recall. I don’t have any tracks, Mr. Ed’s, Yak or any of the sort. No question regarding makeup, fake lashes, nails or any of the sort. In that case, flat ironing (ACCCHHHHEEEMMM) would be considered unnatural, since it’s not how one came from the womb either…since we gettin’ technical.

Most AA’s have had a relaxer at some point in their lives. But betta believe Jam’s hair was naturally grown from the crown of her head…be it relaxed, flat ironed or spiraled. As long as I’m stylin’ my own shyt. That’s my point. LOL but n/r.

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“I walked into the house to a red dot on my chest!” – DAYUM PG!!! Un-no I kinda like that, I mean take the clip out and remove the one in the chamber and put it to my head. I’m jus sayin. All don’t judge me!!

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ARed-Ali please don’t mention that picture again…it makes me laugh like hell for some unknown reason. I think b/c the pic came up big on my computer I don’t know why that damn.pic.is.so.damn.funny.2.me!

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It’s WORK but hair is healthier.

My sister is natural, the work ain’t worth it, especially with all that heat she has to use to straighten it out.

She complained the other day that she wanted to start working out but didn’t want to sweat out her hair. What is the damn point of being natural then?!

Trust me if my hair wasn’t healty or didn’t respond well to it being relaxed, it’d choose another option.

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“Trust me if my hair wasn’t healty or didn’t respond well to it being relaxed, it’d choose another option.” – Zippppppppppp! better than Ultraperm!

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