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Strange Turn-ons

When women want to really seduce their man, they can utilize all the senses: taste, touch, sound, and smell. So if a man walks in the door and he hears soft music, smells something good in the kitchen (and the cook!) he pretty much is a goner. Sometimes all a woman needs to do is just give that look.

Men are constantly saying that they are simple and uncomplicated. In some ways, I am inclined to agree, especially when it comes to turning them on. Since men are such visual creatures, women don’t have to work all that hard to get his attention. Yet, I am still surprised when I hear about the strange and random things that men are attracted to and what turns them on.

Truth be told, women are turned on by strange things too. I love it when a man that I am attracted to reads out loud. Yes, I’m a raging nerd, but I can’t help it. That gets me in the mood! What are some totally unique, strange things that turn you on? Have you ever been surprised to discover that something turned you on?

I’ve heard that there are a lot of foods that are considered aphrodisiacs! What are these foods!? Have they worked on you or for you?

What are some strange things that turn you off? Are there any weird mood-killers that made you lose that loving feeling?

Happy FRIDAY!

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Raqi

August 21st, 2009
3:46 pm

TwoLincolns I gave the details earlier. We escaped away from the masses during lunch. A quick shower to wash away the residual sand and…

There is some places sand should never ever get. LOL

W8©

August 21st, 2009
3:47 pm

Ared aka Cole- you stoopid

pantyline showing..turn off

Poppa Grande

August 21st, 2009
3:48 pm

Kym

PoppaG I can see the attraction of family law.

It is guaranteed business, too. Family issues of some sort are as certain as water being wet.

mytw♥cents

August 21st, 2009
3:48 pm

What’s yukky? Men with long nails or even a single long nail.

Scruffy facial hair a la Anthony Hamilton’s former look. (Sorry, MOCA!)

Not a fan of taco meat on the chest either. If it’s not that texture, then maybe it’ll be okay.

Shaved legs unless you’re doing the Tour de France.

Skin that’s in need of exfoliation.

High pitch-medium pitch voices.

Massive razor bumps.

Leggs

August 21st, 2009
3:48 pm

@mytwo, I was in Publix last week and a husband and wife were staring at syrup in disbelief. The wife said “this is $3.42.” The husband said, “no, it can’t be $3.42?” She says “look $3.42.” I chimed in said “you guys need to play that number. Lo and behold it fell that evening, 243 and I didn’t play it. Stuff like that makes me want to kick myself!

Ok, back to regularly scheduled programming….that’s what’s wrong with blogsville, there’s no schedule. :wink:

Jamoca

August 21st, 2009
3:48 pm

Raqi – Again (since my last post has yet to be seen)…it was not for you (specifically). The principle is being overlooked, and the pettiness is being magnified here. She asked and she finally got it. Folks simply need to be careful of what they ask for. IMO

Nice try PoppaG, W8 & Compelling…Lol (but you all know NOT REALLY).

PoppaG – I actually don’t frequent Ybor that often (at night)…and the kids go back to school next week.

However, my aunt got a promotion recently and the family is throwing her a big celebration and of course, they expect me to do all of the cooking! …even my grandmother. My aunt wants it to be all Italian themed…so it’s out of Stuffed Chicken Marsala, Chicken & Shrimp Pasta Alfredo (alfredo sauce from scratch), Lasagna, Chicken or Eggplant Parmesan…a huge salad (with fresh dressing from scratch)…and way too many desserts. I’ve been on strike since they put me to work all last year…(LOL @ myself a little, since I had to catch myself from mean muggin’ my screen while typing)! Again, this diversion is not working…now thinking of something else to distract myself….hmmm

Oh… Kym – Meant to ask, is this the Cauc dude? Which brought to mind, how I like white men who have been “touched”…if that makes sense. You know, they’re a little more soulful than usual, can adapt to either “environment” and a woman is just that – a woman…matter her ethnicity.

Turn off: Hair on his chest resembles taco meat. Shave bumps around his face and neck. He has a “high booty”. Unhealthy skintone = two toned. Poor grammar in inappropriate settings. Sagging clothes. Red eyes and butta teeth….

Tazzee - Is it Saturday?

August 21st, 2009
3:48 pm

I will go to Lenox when they first open. For instance, I might hit up Macy’s tomorrow morning at 9am.

W8©

August 21st, 2009
3:48 pm

Melo if the first thing u mentioned has ever happened to you thats a nasty woman…ewwww

The Real Rell - CHILD PLEASE

August 21st, 2009
3:49 pm

I will probably know he is a sweater beforehand and will not go there in the first place. That’s something you can’t hide.

-LOL…That means on leggs up or face down in the mattress..straight military – lol….

Melo

August 21st, 2009
3:50 pm

Mytwo:

MELO Thanks, but my birthday is in February, like yours

phew,sorry and thanx.

Ur so,whats the wrd??

I wont forget this time.
How can i??

W8©

August 21st, 2009
3:50 pm

Leggs–has a nice ass and legs…just thought I would put that out there…lmao

W8©

August 21st, 2009
3:51 pm

A woman with a hairy pubic area…get with the program…turn off

a woman who doesnt shave her legs in the winter…turn off

Breast that are to big…turn off

Poppa Grande

August 21st, 2009
3:52 pm

Tatas

On a serious tip, the wife and I may know the winner of the 260 million powerball. We have a friend in Columbia, SC who lives near the place where it was sold. We gave her a call and she kinda skirted answering it. We said it playfully as we always do. But her response was a little different this time. The wife noticed it too. So, we’ll see if it is her.

Kym

August 21st, 2009
3:52 pm

@Jam no he is a bro man-military and really that says it all right there. Talking about a mystery..yeah I said it.

Leggs

August 21st, 2009
3:52 pm

:oops: Not often I have nothing to say!

W8©

August 21st, 2009
3:53 pm

If you wear a wig or weave make sure its soft and feels real..i hate that crap on laying on my chest…turn off

Raqi

August 21st, 2009
3:53 pm

Turn offs:

Cigar or cigarette breath.

Dirty unkept hands.

Talk of sadistic acts.

Jive talker.

Don’t know when to be serious.

Mo (aka Moeisha aka Katt)

August 21st, 2009
3:54 pm

Yeah chest hair that resembles taco meat is sooo not cute! Eeewwww

ASH!! Please put some damn lotion on! GEEZ!

Dudes that are ‘hat cute’…they should be beat down for fakin cuteness

Chapped lips….UGH

Poppa Grande

August 21st, 2009
3:55 pm

Jamoca

Speaking of food, your post reminded me how good this Pappadeaux’s gumbo that I am eating tastes.

They offer a huge bowl that isn’t on the menu. It was enough to fill a quart container to take home after eating. It sure tastes good on day 2 for some reason.

W8©

August 21st, 2009
3:55 pm

Yeah leggs you could get it..if i werent afraid that you would turn me out..lmao..a older woman taught me the ways..when I was a youngin…lmao

Raqi

August 21st, 2009
3:56 pm

ASH!! Please put some damn lotion on

Mo that’s where you can help him out. LOL

mytw♥cents

August 21st, 2009
3:56 pm

You know what, RAQI, I saw that and applauded the subtleties as I am also a fan of that. But then when you went to the blatant confession, I thought it was a throw back to yesterday. Go ahead and run another sand check later…

Not a physical thing, but dudes that don’t like sports hmmmm concern me. Just sayin’.

W8©

August 21st, 2009
3:57 pm

when a woman shaves down there and you go there and see that she missed a spot…turn off

Melo

August 21st, 2009
3:57 pm

first thing u mentioned has ever happened to you thats a nasty woman…ewwww

my friend brian told me this story,but he was phlucking her from the back, in the back woods.

He said he just quit when he saw dry spots of dudu on her behind.

he got what he deserved tho,playa! :lol:

W8©

August 21st, 2009
3:59 pm

A woman with a shytty azz and or dingleberries…deserves to be donkey konged

Leggs

August 21st, 2009
3:59 pm

I get the hint, I’ll add up my own calories…thank ya bery much!

Mo (aka Moeisha aka Katt)

August 21st, 2009
3:59 pm

Raqi – I know chica but sometimes can dude already be touchable! LOL!

mytwo – yeah I talked to a dude once that didnt like sports….kinda creepy….

The Real Rell - CHILD PLEASE

August 21st, 2009
4:00 pm

i hates weave, braids or any other of those lazy hairstyles..

ummm i hate chicks in cloths either too big for there body or too tight

like last weekend in “dudleys” there was this chick in there one of those “thick gawga broads” and she had on a lil pink skirt….so when the stanky leg came on we all got a lil surprise..this thickums had on NO PANTIES cause her phat thighs made the skirt rise and all you seen was poo cee…i was like NOT CUTE – THICKY LAKE…and she was grinding on dis big dude – i got sick and left…uggh

AmazonRed™ - mentally tough

August 21st, 2009
4:01 pm

melo – :???: gross…

Tazzee - Is it Saturday?

August 21st, 2009
4:02 pm

Leggs – LOL, I really didn’t think you were serious when you asked that. The only reason I know mine is I enter them throughout the day, like right after I eat.

W8©

August 21st, 2009
4:02 pm

lol@Rell

Chicks with dingleberried or toilet paper stuck in their butt deserves to be Pimp Slapped..sorry ladies but this case calls for it…nasty trick

W8©

August 21st, 2009
4:03 pm

ooohh ooh oohh..Women who cant keep their mouth closed…i mean like their mouths resting position shows teeth….turn off

The Real Rell - CHILD PLEASE

August 21st, 2009
4:03 pm

ok enough of the turn offs – lets get on

nice breasties…not to big not to small

a nice lil butt – again not too big or too small

a lil of that mature wieght never hurts – all you mothers i dont mind that lil soft landing pad you have in the middle for my babies….lol

smooth shaved leggs

a nice wet – well you know

and i hope it taste like chicken….lol

Kym

August 21st, 2009
4:04 pm

I like a hair chest..can’t say its a turn on..but doesn’t bother me in the least.

Kym

August 21st, 2009
4:04 pm

The Real Rell - CHILD PLEASE

August 21st, 2009
4:04 pm

@w8 – are you talking about “mouth breathers” or chicks with big gums and baby teeth – TURN OFF….LMAO

Poppa Grande

August 21st, 2009
4:05 pm

BTW, my strange turn-on is a female that really knows how to handle and understand the operation of firearms.

Mrs. PG & I go shooting quite a bit. Her very first target is showcased in the guestroom. We have it framed and it still shows holes in the head, shoulder, chest, and crotch.

Tazzee - Is it Saturday?

August 21st, 2009
4:05 pm

well, well, well

PoppaG wouldn’t like me because I loves me some pantsuits

Rell wouldn’t like me because the ponytail is in effect 5 days a week

W8 wouldn’t like me because….

W8©

August 21st, 2009
4:06 pm

@Rell both..lmao

W8©

August 21st, 2009
4:06 pm

@Tazzee- why wouldnt I like you?lol

Tazzee - Is it Saturday?

August 21st, 2009
4:07 pm

Kym – I’m with you, I don’t like a bare chest that’s a little too geigh for me.

Professor

August 21st, 2009
4:07 pm

ohhh Melo that is some nasty ish!

Yucky

W8©

August 21st, 2009
4:07 pm

Tazzee-you got a wooden leg with a kick stand on it? Is it pine wood? lmao why wouldnt I like you

Tazzee - Is it Saturday?

August 21st, 2009
4:08 pm

W8 – I was trying to keep it clean, but let me just say that only the bikini hair gets shaved. No waxing or any of that down there for me

The Real Rell - CHILD PLEASE

August 21st, 2009
4:09 pm

@TAZ….come on now..you get a pass love…i remember the previous years i was your BIGGEST fan….but i guess you dont memeber that from TOS

MY STRANGE TURN ON – COOKING

the kitchen – if i see a chick cooking me something or we cooking together…there might be some special sauce added to the food…seeing a women cook turns me on to no end…….ooo a full stomach makes me horny…sometimes at lunch i just chill unti it goes down…i have been noticed on more than once on that lil chemical reaction….lol…

Tazzee - Is it Saturday?

August 21st, 2009
4:09 pm

W8©

August 21st, 2009
4:09 pm

@Tazzy i mean if the yard is kept thats fine..but if the yard looks like a foreclosed home…i cant get with that…let me see so i can tell you how i feel…lmao..ZIP!!!!!

Poppa Grande

August 21st, 2009
4:09 pm

Rell

i hates weave, braids or any other of those lazy hairstyles..

I cosign that. I hate that fake stuff period. No fake hair (hair that you bought that is made with human hair isn’t what came out your own head), fake nails, fake eye colors, fake eyelashes, push up bras, padded bras, padded panties….Bionic Females are just a major turnoff.

Female happy with what God gave her….Turn-on!!!

Melo

August 21st, 2009
4:10 pm

If she has a wig on,does she take it off when u trying to get jiggy?

AmazonRed™ - mentally tough

August 21st, 2009
4:12 pm

Breast that are to big…turn off

W8 – You know I was suprised at this one… or rather the love for small ones… :lol: