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Keep It Real

I received an email from a reader who has a little dilemma. She says that she has not been “authentic” with her man when it comes to the bedroom stuff. She pretends to be inexperienced and lately she has been pulling a “Meg Ryan” and faking it. (I don’t think Meg Ryan will ever live down that diner scene!).

Since the relationship is pretty serious now, she wants to be more honest with her man. She is concerned about his reaction to the truth: there are times when she has her own tricks that she wants to try. There are also times when she is too tired and doesn’t have the energy.

So how do you keep it real with your mate in the bedroom? Do you prefer full disclosure, tell me every thing approach? Do you want things to be said in the moment or while you two are at brunch?

Guys, do you want your women to be real in the bedroom or are you perfectly fine with the fake out? Ladies, do you find it hard to keep it real with your man when it comes to things like this?

Happy Friday  & Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers!!

365 comments Add your comment

Ms Alld

May 8th, 2009
8:39 am

Good morning all – Happy Friday :)

Disclosure is the best route to go. Full disclosure now may make him wonder what else she has been keeping from him and why the need to be dishonest or not forthcoming. She would probably be better off to just start introducing ‘her own tricks’. She could let him know that she wants to try new things, experiment a little.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
8:44 am

She pretends to be inexperienced and lately she has been pulling a “Meg Ryan” and faking it.

:???: *sigh* What a way to kick off a Friday!

Happy Friday everyone!

Professor

May 8th, 2009
8:51 am

Happy Friday!

I am not sure about this one. I think I will concur with Ms. Alld.

She should call herself the “Magician” and just start doing her tricks, heck maybe she should role play and dress like one that night.

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 8th, 2009
8:56 am

Morning WD and Bloggers…

I think the best policy is not to lie but not to reveal enough to hang yourself with. I am not proud of what I am about to say, but for me it is probably a good idea for a woman to not reveal numbers, dates, etc. The less I know probably the better. There is a reason for the use of the expression “No Comment”. Just keep saying in as many ways as possible, “what is in the past is in the past. I am with you now and that is all that is important”. I would like to pretend that I can blow off a woman’s history, but in some sort of perverse way, it is information I kind of want to know, but don’t want (or can’t handle) the answer to.

All of us have some “history” but it is a reality that most men, when looking for a long term partner probably do have a double standard. They want a woman with “talent” but not necessarily “experience”. So I would suggest that it is better to perhaps have the lady subtly suggest in the midst of an encounter, what she would like her partner to do…”Baby, you are so good to me…would you maybe help me with a fantasy of mine…would you touch me like this, I just want to know what it feels like…would you…”

Most men really want to please their women, to take them as high as they can. The trick is to convey to them what you really would like to try, but not necessarily tell them that you already know what it can feel like because that was how (fill in the blank) did it.

i'm swiss

May 8th, 2009
9:03 am

“She pretends to be inexperienced… Since the relationship is pretty serious now, she wants to be more honest with her man”

I think that pretty much sums up the problem in this particular case. Just be yourself from the beginning & you wouldn’t have to worry about what coming clean about not cumming would do to the relationship.

Personally, I’m all for real-time, full disclosure. If what I’m doing isn’t working for you, let me know & I’ll do whatever will do it for you. It’s nothing to get offended about — different girls like very different things. And I do know more than one trick…

i'm swiss

May 8th, 2009
9:14 am

Now having said that, Randyt makes a very good point: The way ladies convey their desires is critical. That whole “I’ve always wondered what it would be like to do ______” approach is probably best. Infinitely better than “I want you to hit it like RayRay used to…” :lol:

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 8th, 2009
9:21 am

@I’m swiss…Yup. In most communications in this world, it is not what you say but how you package it that counts.

lurker

May 8th, 2009
9:24 am

Infinitely better than “I want you to hit it like RayRay used to…”

LOL

abc

May 8th, 2009
9:25 am

I’ve always thought that women’s theatrics in bed were a bit of a conundrum.

Why pretend? Frankly, a man that’s in the throes is quite a bit less concerned with whether you’re getting yours that you evidently think. Once the game is on and the tempo picks up, it’s not up to the man to give you yours, it’s up to you to get it for yourself. If you were intent on getting it for yourself, you’d not be faking it.

If you want something and you don’t make it known, whose responsibility is that?

Tips and tricks? Well, that’s just stupid. Everyone should be able to shed their inhibitions and just go for it, whatever it is, with spontaneity. There’s no need to follow a playbook, or script of what you’ve enjoyed in the past.

And, if you don’t feel like it, just say so. Few men want to wrestle with an unwilling partner.

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 8th, 2009
9:27 am

“And, if you don’t feel like it, just say so. Few men want to wrestle with an unwilling partner.”

More true than most women can imagine. VERY good point.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
9:27 am

@LADIES
this is a friendly reminder that if you haven’t visited your doctor yet this year for your yearly exam . . . make an appointment today! i have an appointment this morning. why is it so hard to find a female doctor?

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 8th, 2009
9:27 am

Mornting blog fam….we made it to another Friday!! :)

She is concerned about his reaction to the truth: there are times when she has her own tricks that she wants to try. There are also times when she is too tired and doesn’t have the energy….So how do you keep it real with your mate in the bedroom? Do you prefer full disclosure, tell me every thing approach? Do you want things to be said in the moment or while you two are at brunch?

Communication between a couple in a relationship is key and vital be it in the kitchen, at the dinner table and ESPECIALLY in the boudoire. Too often we don’t cummunicate what we want and need some of us just expect our mates to “just know” and that’s not fair to either party involved. If there is something that I can do to for my man(if I had one)to make his toes curl up extra tight then let’s talk about it….and yes it could be in the heat of the moment or over brunch. However, if we’re gonna need some new accoutrement then I definitely need to know in advance cause some surprises I don’t like.

No need to fake it with me…If there is something I want(pin me up against the wall,pull my hair and spank my azz daddy) then I’ll for sure let him know. Shyt we grown…run it :)

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
9:29 am

@LURKER
my moniker is a line from the best romantic movie ever made BROWN SUGAR!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
9:33 am

**If there is something I want(pin me up against the wall,pull my hair and spank my azz daddy) then I’ll for sure let him know. Shyt we grown…run it**

yep!

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
9:41 am

Morning Folks!

Honesty is definitely the best policy, but it’s too late for that now. I suggest that she spring her tricks on her man in small increments. Perhaps that will help her get hers and he may like it. When she doesn’t want to do the do – then she needs to tell him.

I never understood the concept of faking it – why? Is it to stroke the man’s ego? If so, that’s like those bad parents that tell their child they can sing all their youth and then the child ends up making a fool of themself on American Idol or something like that. Is it because you want him to hurry up and get finished? I would think in a mature relationship you can tell your partner ‘you know what, you might as well go ahead and get yours because I don’t think I’m getting mine tonight.’

Happy Friday all!

Raqi

May 8th, 2009
9:41 am

Verbalize what it is you want. To fake it is only cheating yourself.

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
10:04 am

Morning All,

I am pissed at my man…..

BLOG LADIES……WHO’S HANGING OUT THIS WEEKEND?????

PEOPLE’S PAST ALWAYS COMES BACK TO BITE THEM IN THE AZZ!

MELO

May 8th, 2009
10:05 am

Morning All!!
happy friday…
but it is a reality that most men, when looking for a long term partner probably do have a double standard. They want a woman with “talent” but not necessarily “experience”

RandyT,u nailed it! The qstion u need to ask urself ladies is,is this long term relationship potential or its one of those will see types.
Code or the unsaid rules will always be around in the dating game and most men i know of view their machoism and sexx the same way Randy put it.
Nobody wants to wife a hoe,nobody and if the man ’s deduction/conclusion based on a females’ prowess is that she has been around,then shes no longer long term! Shes now a grab,smash and spill!
So ladies, if i were u, i wld take it slow.Let the man lead,act like an amateur(sp) and respond to Daddy’s probing gently and make it appear as if its HIM who is driver of your reaction(ur aaghhs and ohhhs!!):grin:
Every man wants his sexual ego strokked,EVERYBODY!
Ease ur way slowly into the bedroom culture untill such point that u are comfortable with him and he is loose and lucid enough to a point where u can offer ur long held and guarded hoe-secrets to him and he can accept them without making u appear like u are genuine proffessional(even tho u may be one).U will have won him over.
Now its ur time to shine sexxually and u free to use ur training at will.
But never everw put ur sexx prowess upfront to a guy unless long term is not in ur horizon.
That wld be a definite way to lose out longterm but a guarantee of short term explosive sexxual encounter.

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
10:07 am

More specific: WHO’S HANGING OUT ON SATURDAY NIGHT????

Cougar Hunter ( Professional spanker)

May 8th, 2009
10:08 am

A happy Friday to everyone!

Ladies and men please tell your mate what you like in the bedroom. I want to know unfront what you like and how you like it! I was great sex right off the rip! I am interested in hearing how you got the experience just tell me what gets you going because I want to see those eyes roll to the back of your head!

I want to see stream coming off of your body after multi-O’s! :smile:

By the way who came up with faking O’s? What is that? :evil:

Cougar Hunter ( Professional spanker)

May 8th, 2009
10:09 am

A special shout-out to DAN, CEE and Poppa Grande I see Josh Smith of the Atlanta Hawks can really deal with The King! :smile:

MELO

May 8th, 2009
10:09 am

JtJ MELO is?

Cougar Hunter ( Professional spanker)

May 8th, 2009
10:13 am

Oops let me retype the first sentence!

Ladies and gentlement please tell your matewhat your like in the bedroom! I would want to know upfront how you like it! I want great sex right off the rip! I am not interested in hearing how you came about your experience, just tell me what gets you going, because I want to see those eyes toll to the back of your head! :smile:

Have a great weekend everyone! :wink:

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
10:14 am

JtJ – What did your boo do to pizz you off? Hope it blows over quickly.

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 8th, 2009
10:18 am

“Infinitely better than “I want you to hit it like RayRay used to…” LMAOROTF

That is so funny and so very true…do not spell it out this way ladies, neva, neva, neva.

Poppa Grande

May 8th, 2009
10:24 am

Hunter

LOL I was under no illusions that they would win this series. I told my wife that the first game would be the Hawks only shot to win one in Cleveland b/c Cleveland had been off for so long. They hung in there until after half-time on Tuesday. However, I knew that game two was gonna be ugly because the rust would be off.

I didn’t even watch last nights game. I went out and watched Wolverine. I just finished law school exams for spring semester and want to get out without worrying about studying.

I definitely know that they are still better than they were a couple of years ago. But they still have a ways to go. Two years in a row, they end up in the bracket with the number 1 seed. They didn’t play well in Boston last year. They haven’t played well in Cleveland this year. I still put more blame on Billy Knight than Woodson. Knight kept drafting the same 6′9″ player. As a result, we got players such as Childress (who is know in Greece) instead of Luol Deng, Marvin Williams ( another 6′9″) instead of a Point Guard like Chris Paul or Deron Williams. When you have a team full of 3s and 4s, you have people playing out of position like Horford is. (He isn’t a Center, he is a power forward, but has to play Center because you have put someone there.)

lurker

May 8th, 2009
10:25 am

I’m always a bit inhibited initially…it takes a couple of rounds/sessions to get me revved. Once I find my comfort zone, I’M GOOD! Gotta reeeeally be comfortable to let my hair down.

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
10:27 am

Good Morning :)

Was she playing like she only had 2 partners opposed to 80? How do act inexperienced in the sexual department? Does he have a small package?
Overall, faking an “o” is just playing yourself! What is the sense of sex when the two people participating aren’t pleased?

How doesn’t a man know when a woman has an orgasm????? He is the inexperienced one!

lurker

May 8th, 2009
10:27 am

That being with a new person….oh before anyone says anything crass or take it there, there’s only been a few….seriously

lurker

May 8th, 2009
10:29 am

Never felt the need to spead myself like country crock…lol

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
10:30 am

Lurker- I agree! But I doubt you were acting inexperienced though..

-W8 (the new guy)

May 8th, 2009
10:34 am

As for me if I am comfortable enough to sleep with a woman I am comfortable enough to let everything go right out of the box…and I expect her to do the same…if she comes out the box a little slow either she has to get on the training plan or get gone…yup I said it…it’s Friday and I’m in a good mood. Wise words from my father “Son, treat every time like it’s your last time!”

Poppa Grande

May 8th, 2009
10:34 am

Lioness

How doesn’t a man know when a woman has an orgasm?????

Many men can tell when a woman is faking. In many of those cases, the man just doesn’t care as long as he get his. If she is willing to fake it, then getting it may not be as important to her as he getting his.

It goes back to Raqi’s comment that the woman is cheating herself.

Wise Diva

May 8th, 2009
10:36 am

LURKER is trying to kill me, LOL!!! I nearly choked on my Starbucks reading “spread myself like country crock” bwahahaha, best line ever, so going to use that one again, whew

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
10:38 am

Was she playing like she only had 2 partners opposed to 80? How do act inexperienced in the sexual department?

Lioness, I know right? Does he whip it out and she acts like she hasn’t seen one before? Does she thump the “berries” and ask “what do they do??” :lol:

Especially if this reader is over 30, he’s going to assume you have some experience around the sausage without coming off as a porn star.

Heck, maybe she is a (former) porn star and acting is her thing.

I dunno, but it all seems foolish reading it in black and white. You can be reserved without being deceptive.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
10:40 am

Auh!

Okay. Fakery in the bedroom with a man (your guy) is a blasphemy.

Just DONT do it!~

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
10:42 am

Good morning! I haven’t read one comment just the topic.

I will not fake it in the bedroom. My man will know all about the freakiness in me. Not necessarily just in the bedroom but by our conversations. Why fake it. What a waste of an emotion.

Do you want things to be said in the moment or while you two are at brunch? Sweet words said in the moment are good for the moment and carries more weight depending on the level of the relationship. Disclosure at brunch is fun and gets the mind working in imaginable ways!

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
10:42 am

I knew this chick who told EVERYBODY that she was a virgin.. Come to find out, that chick was having sex for eons.. Wh*res! SMDH!

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
10:42 am

ARed I know ….sounds petty….but I wanted to believe he only got down like that with me…..now relating to today’s topic…his acts, muttered words, and durty talk sounds scripted………

I know he has a past just like me, but I never wanted to see any part of it!!!! DANG MAN!!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
10:42 am

Happy Friday!

For Real

May 8th, 2009
10:44 am

What up Blog Fam!

I don’t know about anyone else but when I saw the topic I immediately thought about the Heartbreak Kid when Ben Stiller’s new wife told him to fugg her like a black man!

For Real now stretching Lurker’s hamstring to get her into her comfort zone.

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
10:46 am

ARED- LMMFAO!!

Leggs- I agree!

Also, a man doesn’t mind having an experienced woman in the bedroom.. A boy will be all wrapped in “I wondered if Ray Ray taught her all this”..

My ex couldn’t get an orgasm out of me for NOTHING!! I didn’t fake it, I just helped him out :)

Wise Diva

May 8th, 2009
10:46 am

oh, and the email said that she “pretended” by telling the man that she hadn’t tried certain things before when she actually had, didn’t give specifics though.

Been Thru It All

May 8th, 2009
10:47 am

Sup blog folk…..

Me and my wife had a discussion about this very thing…She stated to me that you should gradually come into freakiness in the bedroom…I said that men start at 100 and dont let up until they can’t get it up…lol

Personally I don’t know…friend of mine says his wife is off the chain now(shes 38)…he told me she use to be so conservative, now shes a monster…he doesn’t now how to take it…she talks to my wife and told her that she feels more comfortable and relaxed now and wants to get lose…now he thinks she has been cheating and she thinks he will not be adventures…

Dan

May 8th, 2009
10:47 am

I’ve never really concerned myself with a woman’s “number”, in reality, who cares?

If she’s good at what she does and goes into an encounter with the desire to “get hers” that means more to me than how many people she’s slept with.

Wether it be 2 or 200,the time(s) we’re together and how we make each other feel is all I care about.

“talent” vs “exeperience”…man, please

MELO

May 8th, 2009
10:48 am

How doesn’t a man know when a woman has an orgasm?????

Cuttie,Poppa said it well too.
Only few times in our 12 or so yrs tgether have i eva asked Queen if she got has.I try to put on a good show,most of the time,from the preamble set up to the real fore untill the main game.I do my best to bring her juices out and to see if she bends her head down,lets her hair down and oozes with ooooghs and aaaaghs.But i neva follow thru with qstions like,did u come.Thats kinda amateaur(2x i said that)I assume,she got hers.And most times,she will just say, thank u daddy Thats the confirmation i need.
If u still early in the relationship, some days u will come out of it with a deficit, a BIG zero in orgasm.Charge it to the game.
The moment u say ‘oh,u neva hit me in the spot!,the man’s ego is proly deflated all the way after that.
It takes time for uall to find ur comfort zones.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
10:48 am

*singing*

LIGHTS!!! SOMEBODIES GETTIN’ FIRED!

lmao. beyonce is wrong for dat.

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
10:49 am

Wise- OHHHHHH!!

She was fronting like she never had back door action and she has and LOVES it! I could see her concern NOW **blank stare**

-W8 (the new guy)

May 8th, 2009
10:50 am

Hmm, I would want my woman to be real with me, tell me what she likes what she doesnt like. What Im doing right what I am doing wrong. I guess that I am comfortable enough with my manhood to handle whatever she me bring to the bedroom. In so many words I want my woman to be as freaky nasty as she can be in bed. I dont care what she did before me because obviously I am comfortable enough to date her, everyone has a past and I accepted that fully in dating here in the first place. Hell I will give props to the previous dude that “got her right”. Just keepin it 100%

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
10:50 am

the email said that she “pretended” by telling the man that she hadn’t tried certain things before when she actually had,

So basically, she’s just a liar.

These are the ones that get boyfriends. :???: Go figure. :arrow:

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
10:54 am

@Randy, you are right on the “talent” versus “experience.” Big difference!

@Randy, “Few men want to wrestle with an unwilling partner.” Sorry, not true…too many rapists walking amongst us. I know that’s not what you meant, but your statement made me think of that.

@Cougar, Josh Smith is da bomb!

@lurker….you got it!!!!!
@Angie, ok, now I better understand your new moniker!

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
10:57 am

Ared- Another SAD CASE!

Melo- I feel you BUT a man should KNOW when a women has and “o” by the feeling without words.. The muscles inside of a woman tense up and a man should be able to feel the difference.. I need men to learn a womans body!

Been thru- I agree with your wife not releasing all of her freakiness at one.. Oral sex is something I don’t do UNLESS you are my man.. I know women that just consider that a part of sex and provide that service because they love doing it.. NOT I!

Grace

May 8th, 2009
10:59 am

I’ve faked it before, although it did felt “good” I didn’t reach my climax. I know my body and I know what it takes for me to get an O, and it’s not always dipping in either. I have no problem telling my man what it takes to get me to the higher level.

Most women will pretend that they’re inexpreienced, saying they don’t do this or that. I don’t understand that one. Since they’re just playing themselves. If you’re of age, been married a time or two, you’re not fooling anybody but yourselves, guys know unless he’s dumber than a box of rocks and he’s just in it to get his and he could care less about fulfilling your needs.

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
10:59 am

A man that could give a woman an “o” with JUST his sex game knows what he is doing!

For Real

May 8th, 2009
10:59 am

Dude: I can’t wait til we get home to do it…ummm I mean make love for the first time

Chick: Me too but I’m a little hesitant

Dude: Why it ain’t like it’s your firs…. I mean don’t be, we will take it slow.

Chick: Okay but go slow cause I’m not that experience

Dude: HAHA.. umm, ahem, ah-choo, cough

Chick: Are you okay?

Dude: Yeah, some spit went down the wrong pipe. I guess I’m a little nervous too (dude roll eyes)

Chick: You are nervous too. Well how about we take realllllllll slow

Dude: Okay but not too slow

Chick: Okay but I don’t want you humping me like a rabi-rabbit

Dude: Okay, real talk, we can go slow but if you ain’t did what you need to do within in 50 pumps then you SOL

Chick: 50 PUMPS!!!!

Dude: Anything above 50 is just showing off.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
10:59 am

Cougar I cain’t even speak on lastnight. But Josh will do his thang, not matter what.

Cee now hoping that Melo is somewhere busy from the blog today. Bless his heart.

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 8th, 2009
10:59 am

Why is it that the song “Superfreak” keeps running thru my mind now?

lurker

May 8th, 2009
11:03 am

LionessBut I doubt you were acting inexperienced though

Precisely.

I was thinking the same thing about a man not knowing a woman is faking. If he doesn’t cause it ain’t that deep. He’s in it to get his.

WD seriously girl, spreading too think ain’t never good.

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:03 am

Question: do you think sex is much more sexual when there is music playing?

-W8 (the new guy)

May 8th, 2009
11:05 am

I dont get the holding back from oral sex by either party? I mean do you respect your mouth more than your sexual organs?

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
11:05 am

Auh!

To late!

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
11:07 am

Sorry, but this is the first I’m “hearing” about woman pretending that they’re inexpreienced.” I truly have never given this any thought. It’s always amazing to find out what ppl waste their time on! Why have shame now at your experience level? Was there any shame when getting the experience????

Kym--is lost in the 80's and 90's

May 8th, 2009
11:08 am

Good Morning All,

” How do you want it? How does it feel?” What is that guys say? Closed mouths don’t get fed? So if you don’t speak up and say what you want..I hope you don’t think I am going to guess. I will ask..I will tell and if I particular frustrated I will do it myself. You only get a pass on the first sexual encounter, after that game on.

MELO

May 8th, 2009
11:08 am

Yeah,just peeping in an’ out, waiting on u, CEE,English Girl,Cool,WiseD and Mytwo’s 2 on dat.Oh!,and Foots’ 2 too! :lol:

Hw often are u guys getting it tho??

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
11:08 am

I dont get the holding back from oral sex by either party? I mean do you respect your mouth more than your sexual organs?

W8 – That’s what I think too. I don’t see the point in putting your mouth on a pedestal, when you’re probably doing more freaky things like that anyway.

-W8 (the new guy)

May 8th, 2009
11:09 am

@Lioness, I think its more sexual when there is music playing..even take it a step further than the traditional stereo sometimes, just have your ipod in your ears and go to work..she has no idea what you are listening to but is enjoying the “jam”

Grace

May 8th, 2009
11:09 am

do you think sex is much more sexual when there is music playing? Lioness If you’re paying attention to the music you’re not focus on the moment :D We have music playing all the time and I can’t for the life of me remember hearing anything other than the noise we’re making at the time :)

DuShawn

May 8th, 2009
11:10 am

I definetly prefer a woman with alot of experience sexually. Few things frustrate me more than some green azz head. Too much teeth, not enough spit, I hate that. But I don’t stop them. Like Bernie Mack said,”…They Gotta Learn”

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
11:10 am

ARed…..my post got ate up or something……But it is nothing serious….I just stumbled across some footage of fling before that was supposedly nothing serious. I did not go looking for it, it was on the same footage as ours>>>>>>UGGHH!! I was like…… that’s not me……HARPO, Who dis woman??
His careless to not erase it completely and the fact the he said “Nobody told you to go looking at stuff”….I was thinking I was looking at one of our live moments….not this crap!!

I know ….sounds petty….but I wanted to believe he only got down like that with me…..now relating to today’s topic…his acts, muttered words, and durty talk sounds scripted………
I know he has a past just like me, but I never wanted to see any part of it!!!! DANG MAN!!

lurker

May 8th, 2009
11:11 am

I get in a major funk if I’m seriously needing it. MAJOR FUNK and grouchy. Whew

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
11:13 am

JtJ – Thanks for the repost cuz I wasn’t sure what was going on with the first but didn’t want to pry!

lurker

May 8th, 2009
11:13 am

but that’s not today’s topic….sorry…I veered off a bit…lol

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
11:14 am

i love soulja boi’s new cuts.

Dan

May 8th, 2009
11:15 am

@Lioness

It depends on the music and the connection.

Some Luther with someone you love is much different than a R.Kelly retrospective with someone you “like”.

Either way though, I’m not opposed to mood music.

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:16 am

Ared & W8- Unfortunately, my mouth is on a pedalstal with EVERYTHING! I can’t help it.. I am a very picky eater too :) It has nothing to do with not respecting my nana cause I do BUT I know if I am getting it on I am using a condom. Now, I don’t know of any man that has a bunch of dental dams in his medicine cabinet.. Most people that I know that provide their man with oral sex pleasures DON’T use condoms..

Kym--is lost in the 80's and 90's

May 8th, 2009
11:16 am

JtJ why you have to post that?..oh well and so it begins..

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:17 am

JtJ- Footage??? You videotaping acts? If so, WOW!

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:19 am

Du- I feel you.. Lawd have mercy on you :)

Lurker- ME TOO!! If I am in need, I get GRUMPY :)

MELO

May 8th, 2009
11:20 am

I mean do you respect your mouth more than your sexual organs?….I don’t see the point in putting your mouth on a pedestal

I beg to differ.A pimple in on my wang but hidden from view and in my pants is not the same as the that boob on my mouth.The pain is proly the same but the public indignation with that public display,in full view boob, shld be confidence shuttering.Besides,going on all mouth is realoly complimentary,both ways!! :lol: :evil: :twisted:
To be honest, i have in tha past,enjoyed mouth compliments from not so established contacts,after some wordy mental manipulation ofcourse but have always wondered at the ‘Dutch bravery’ of those lady soldiers! :evil:

SexyCool

May 8th, 2009
11:21 am

Being dishonest about your experience with your mate. Not cool. If there was something about your mate that made you feel as if you could not be honest with him, perhaps he is not the one for you. And I could go deeper but that would force me from my usual spot in the shallow end of the pool. However, I will say trust your instincts.

Three Words Daily – Gotta love life!!!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
11:21 am

in the past, i have faked it. giving him some to start his day off right . . . yep i did my part. but every single time i ended up gettin’ mines too.

so fake it until you make it!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
11:23 am

Most people that I know that provide their man with oral sex pleasures DON’T use condoms

Even still, it comes across as your mouth being more special than your nana. You’re still providing the oral pleasures, if a guy is not privy to that aspect, it means he’s good enuf to screw but not good enuf for oral.

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:23 am

Melo- LMAO!! I couldn’t have a blister ANYWHERE!!! Murder is the case that they gave me.. That is where I am @ with it :)

MELO

May 8th, 2009
11:23 am

really complimentary

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 8th, 2009
11:25 am

Question: do you think sex is much more sexual when there is music playing?

Hell to the yes…yes…yes!!! I have a 5 disk cd player and when I’m in the mood for a serious session I program it and let it go. My music usually matches my sexual desire and intensity.(i.e. if I want it nice and slow then the music is such…if I want it rough and freaky then the music is slow and nasty…if I want it from the bed to the floor then my music will reflect it)

I can go from R.Kelly(the old stuff),Isley brothers,Maxwell to Tupac(gangsta ridin’) in one session and I think that makes it more exciting.

I feel tingly….and the topic and this weather isn’t helping ;)

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:25 am

Ared- Some people like to give men oral sex, I am not one of those people.. I don’t like sucking on NOTHING! I chew my lollipops rather than suck them.. I am not a sucker in no way shape or form.. My nana & my mouth are on the same pedelsatl Believe Me :)

DJ Sniper

May 8th, 2009
11:26 am

Personally, I want a woman to be up front with me when it comes to her sexual wants, needs, desires, etc. Thankfully, I’m not one of those men who believes that a woman’s sexual expertise is directly related to the number of men she’s been with. Guys who think like that need to realize that a woman could have learned a lot of her tricks with just one guy.

I don’t see a good ending for the relationship that’s the subject of this blog. Maybe the chick will get lucky and the guy won’t mind that she’s been holding back.

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:27 am

Sassy- I know that is right!

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:28 am

DJ- I agree! If I were her, I wouldn’t tell him anything and just suggest a trip to Starship, get some toys and get it popping :)

Sybil

May 8th, 2009
11:29 am

I tell my male friends all the time – the way to tell if a chick has faked it is her pulse. If her heart rate is not elevated, then she didn’t get there.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
11:29 am

My nana & my mouth are on the same pedelsatl

If you’re more selective about oral over sex, then they aren’t.

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 8th, 2009
11:30 am

Few things frustrate me more than some green azz head. Too much teeth, not enough spit, I hate that. But I don’t stop them. Like Bernie Mack said,”…They Gotta Learn”

Du Me,too…I don’t like when they act like they’re scared,you know….put your face in it :)

LIONESS- I am Glad this hectic week is OVER!

May 8th, 2009
11:36 am

Sassy- LMAO!! No teef allowed and take it nice and easy :)

Sybil- OK!! It is NOT rocket science..

Ared- Ok..

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 8th, 2009
11:37 am

I tell my male friends all the time – the way to tell if a chick has faked it is her pulse. If her heart rate is not elevated, then she didn’t get there.

Actually if the activity is vigorous enough heart rates will rise automatically,HOWEVER, when a woman reaches that magical peak, her uterus contracts….think on it and let it marinade for a bit.(I learned why in school but I don’t think now is the time and this aint the forum).

Poppa Grande

May 8th, 2009
11:37 am

Lioness

You do realize that the human mouth has over 300 germs in it right? That is provided that you use mouthwash twice a day.

The human mouth has more germ than fingernails.

Heck, the human mouth has more germ than a canine’s mouth.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
11:39 am

happy mother’s day! blog hug to all the mothers doin’ their thang.

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
11:42 am

PG- I wonder if those stats are the same for people with Hot Breath?

SexyCool

May 8th, 2009
11:44 am

Well, since we putting it out there about inexperienced females orally. Let’s talk about you dudes out there that visit the Y like you scared it’s about to grow teeth and bite you back. Let me offer you a little instruction.

1. Keep your teeth off me.

2. Overstimulation of the cl!t is not satisfying. It’s actually quite aggravating.

3. If you are touching my only with the tip of your tongue and not your lips, you are NOT doing it right and you are lame.

4. Don’t put your finger in me if I ain’t wet. It feels like a doctor’s exam.

5. All cl!ts are not created equal. Just cause Shenaynay liked it like that, doesn’t mean I do. (She was probably faking it anyway.)

6. Eat it like it’s a wet, juicy Georgia peach and you will be doing it JUST right.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
11:45 am

JtJ I’m sorry but this:

I was like…… that’s not me……HARPO, Who dis woman??

made me :lol:

Wish I could hang out with you tomorrow but I’m out of town for the weekend. You need a girls night out after that one.

For Real

May 8th, 2009
11:45 am

Chick: Imma stick my tougue down your throat

Dude: Ewwwwwww, didn’t you just finish eating

Chick: Ok, well Imma suck your wang

Dude: Oh noooooo, do you know the mouth has over 300 germs

Zippppp, smack, spit, smack, smackie, smack, spit

Police: What are you doing with your wang in that woman’s mouth

Dude: Killing grems!

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
11:45 am

Sexy- GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!! LMAO!

Dan

May 8th, 2009
11:45 am

@WD

Question: what is/was the point of “porcelain doll”?

SexyCool

May 8th, 2009
11:46 am

Oh my….did I just type THAT?

Yeah…I did.

MELO

May 8th, 2009
11:47 am

You do realize that the human mouth has over 300 germs in it right?

yeah but naaaw.God made those mouth gems harmless.Thats waaay diff to exposing that mouth to some foreign man or woman’s nether with God knows what? std(s) they may be carrying.
I shudder at that bravery.

For Real

May 8th, 2009
11:48 am

“Eat it like it’s a wet, juicy Georgia peach and you will be doing it JUST right.” – You can eat a peach without using your teeth? Dayum!!! Can you suck a golf ball thru a waterhose???

Dan

May 8th, 2009
11:48 am

@Sexy

Slowly killed me…..

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
11:48 am

Jtj- Mail call

Grace

May 8th, 2009
11:48 am

LOL funny For Real

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
11:49 am

For REal- LMAO!!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
11:49 am

put your face in it

:lol:

LMAO @ “hot breath!”

:lol: I have a friend who tried to hook me up with one of her classmates. His breath was kickin! I brought it up to her and she’s like “oh, you noticed it too, I thought it was just me!”

The. worst.

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
11:50 am

Men PLEASE wash your hand THOROUGHLY before putting the finger in or around the nana..

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
11:50 am

Ared- She was DEAD WRONG!!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
11:51 am

I shudder at that bravery.

No one is talking about putting mouths on randoms melo, though plenty of people do it.

My point is that if you’re saving those type of actions for someone special, they should be special enough to be trusted to not give you disease whether orally or va-jay-jayly. :lol:

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
11:52 am

Lioness, and it’s a shame too cuz he’s tall, fit and cute. Just my type.

But the BREATH! Flowers wilted!

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
11:53 am

Thanks Tazzee…..Maybe next time…..I am going somewhere….cause I got to a point to prove with him…..LOL

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 8th, 2009
11:54 am

Men PLEASE wash your hand THOROUGHLY before putting the finger in or around the nana..

Okay?!…..my inner scientist will now allow dirty hands or long nasty fingernails anywhere near my cookie.

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 8th, 2009
11:54 am

OMG I meant to type NOT allow………

Poppa Grande

May 8th, 2009
11:57 am

Lioness

300 is the normal. Hot breath and early morning breath can easily have more.

I just find it funny because many people are willing to swap spit than the other. The creamosumyungguy is actually not as bad on the germ scale as saliva.

MELO

May 8th, 2009
11:57 am

they should be special enough to be trusted to not give you disease whether orally or va-jay-jayly

Oh yeah!Absolutely!
I eat Queen’s Ga peach,revel in it and lick and chop my lips smetimes I wonder and fear if that nana rubber is really wear and tear resistant.Y
U shld see the shine on ma nose an’ moustache when i put my head up :twisted:

Sybil

May 8th, 2009
11:57 am

The washed hands thought is admirable, but really, how many times in your LIFE have you EVER stopped a dude mid-session and said, “Are your hands clean?”

For Real

May 8th, 2009
11:58 am

Lioness: Oh yeah baby kiss mamma’s neck, yeah squeeze mamma’s breast. What are you doing?

Dude: HUH!! Im tryin to feel how wet da cooda cat is

Lioness: You betta wash yo fuggin fanga first!!

Dude: Sticking his fanga in his mouth

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
11:58 am

Sassy- LMAO @ the unedited comment!

Ared- The cute ones tend to be the ones with the hottest dragon breath EVER!!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:01 pm

Lawd, why do I even post to melo? :lol:

TMI!!!!

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
12:01 pm

Sybil- MANY times!!! My nana is prone to yeast when the PH is off by the slightest little bit! My ex KNEW, don’t EVEN think about it :evil:

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
12:01 pm

For Real- Dude in your skit would get kicked in his chest!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:02 pm

TMI abound. Thank you Lioness. :lol:

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
12:03 pm

Poppa Grande

May 8th, 2009
12:03 pm

Melo

God made those mouth gems harmless.

Not totally true. There are recent studies that link mouth germs to heart attacks.

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/health1/more-mouth-germs-increase-risk-of-heart-attack_100174376.html

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
12:03 pm

Leggs…..Mail Call!

Grace

May 8th, 2009
12:04 pm

how many times in your LIFE have you EVER stopped a dude mid-session and said, “Are your hands clean?” Sybil my hand is raised up high on that one.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:04 pm

Lioness – What you cooking today? You didn’t save me any oxtails last week!

Grace

May 8th, 2009
12:07 pm

sorry bout my computer frozed up on me…Sybil ALL the time. No dirty hands or dirty wang allowed.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:09 pm

It’s lunchtime and I’m no longer hungry. :lol:

MELO

May 8th, 2009
12:10 pm

Cuttie,the problem with For Real,after hes done washing his hands and getting u Os worked up,as u take that deep breath,lying side by side and talking sweet nothings,u bound to go like:

Cuttie: So For Real,when u cming to see my mom and dad?
For Real: For What????? :grin:

Cuttie: my mom likes u, i thoght we taking this to the next level baby..(with ur sweet voice)

For Real: baby gerl,look at me and look at my mouth,i told u i dont want a relationship and i dont want a girl friend..now get outta my bed.
Biaatches….!! :grin:

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
12:13 pm

Lioness…..mail call back to you!

You hanging out Sat ARED???

lurker

May 8th, 2009
12:14 pm

Ared whatchu know bout oxtails?

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
12:16 pm

Ared- I am baking chicken, saute’ing some lentils & making white rice.. Girl, you are BUSY AS HEYELL on the weekend. Hw were you supposed to get any?

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:17 pm

lurker, I’on know jack about oxtails, but Lioness was putting her foot all up in em last week!

JtJ – I am hanging on Saturday, but I have a date, so I’m giving that precedence.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:19 pm

Girl, you are BUSY AS HEYELL on the weekend. Hw were you supposed to get any?

Couldn’t I have wrapped it to go? :lol:

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
12:19 pm

I sent Ared my recipe.. She is going to know all about them when she cooks them :)

Sybil

May 8th, 2009
12:20 pm

Surveying the men on the board, has a chick ever stopped you when things were heating up and asked you if your hands were clean?

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
12:22 pm

Ared- LMAO!! Yeah you could have :)

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
12:24 pm

Just came back from lunch and the restaurants are not packed. I know by Sunday there will be a line as long as I-20 to get in these places.

….before i forget….

Happy Mother’s Day!

To all the ladies…

DJ Sniper

May 8th, 2009
12:29 pm

Sybil, I’ve never had a chick ask me that. I’ve been with a few who said that they didn’t like a finger down in that area, so I complied with that request. Can’t remember ever having to get up to wash my hands in the heat of the moment.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:29 pm

Happy Mother’s Day!

To all the ladies…

:shock:

Don’t you put that stuff on me Ricky Bobby!

(Just joking around Ceemeeli, I know who you were directing it to. :lol: )

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
12:32 pm

Sybil I love looking at a man’s hands, so I’ll notice if his hands are dirty before things ever start to heat up. But I’ve never stopped and asked if his hands were clean.

Now I will stop a kissing session and ask him to go brush his teeth and tongue.

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
12:33 pm

Get yo date on then girl!!! It is supposed to be nice Saturday.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
12:34 pm

where is everyone? helloooo, hellooo…

Am i the only fool working after lunch? The Holiday started early for everyone ‘cept me?

:cry:sniffs

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
12:36 pm

ARed – You have ovaries. That includes you too!

For those that had ‘em, and removed em for whatever reason….the same.

lurker

May 8th, 2009
12:36 pm

Cemeeli You are not alone…I’m here and working all day at that…

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
12:38 pm

Cemeeli I’m ignoring your HMD shout-out, the possession of ovaries does not a mother make…. with that said

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mom’s out there!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:40 pm

It is supposed to be nice Saturday.

Yeah, we’ll probably get outdoors, so I might have my evening free. Though I’m prone to go all night. :lol:

Easter weekend hurt cuz I stayed out til 4 and then hit up 7:15 am service, then brunch, then cocktails….:lol:

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
12:43 pm

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE MOMMIES!

@JtJ, you have hindered yourself going forward by looking at that tape. Bummer!

Everyone probably gets moody and cranky when they’re in need of some loving.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
12:44 pm

Tazzee – What-ev-err, ovary carrier! You are a walking babybag until you get “one pumped in you”. Can i say that?

I guess i can. hehehe

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
12:44 pm

Question: Have you ladies ever asked a dude to take a shower before doing the do?

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:45 pm

You have ovaries. That includes you too!

Cee – Me and my ovaries have an understanding. :lol:

Both of my sisters have been married less than a year. One has a kid already and the other just found out she is expecting.

I’m spending Mother’s Day under the covers avoiding all Mother’s. :lol:

But thank you.

Happy Mothers Day to you (and all the other Moms in blogland!)

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:47 pm

Tazzee – You going to check out Tony G and the newbie Falcons tomorrow?

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
12:50 pm

@Tazzee, you’re definitely right about that! Having ovaries only states that you have the potential to becoming a mother….you need sperm to move things along in the hopes of becoming a MOMMY!….Yeah, I’m being silly cuz I’m horny!!!! Enuf, w/oral, sperm, honey pots, talent, experience, fingers! :lol:

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
12:52 pm

Leggs…..I feel scarred!!! Like I said, it was on the same one with us on it! I felt cheated on…..I know it was before me……but that is MINE and I did not want to see her enjoyin it!! He got all up close,too!!! Frea*y B*stard!!! But I still love him…..lol

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
12:54 pm

Like I said, it was on the same one with us on it!

Aww…JtJ, don’t be mad. He was “going green” by recycling :lol:

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
12:54 pm

you scurred? don’t be scurred…it’s okay.

Once the head and shoulders pass your birth canal, it’s all ’slip and slide’ from there. Afterwards, POP! you have the n’eee, n’eee, n’eee :cry: for-like-EVER!!

The easy part ^^^ is conditional after slapping the crap outta your husband for doing that to you.

Congrats Auntie ARed!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
12:56 pm

“Question: Have you ladies ever asked a dude to take a shower before doing the do?

Yes. Lioness WTH? You like for me to get crunk don’t you?

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 8th, 2009
12:57 pm

@Sexy Cool…I would add that a man should remember that he has, in addition to the tongue, two hands, ten fingers, and any thing else he can use AT THE SAME TIME in every “zone” he can find. A woman’s body should be played like a musical instrument…with all of your movable parts strumming the strings.

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
12:58 pm

Cee- LMAO!! Did you still smash after? The waiting period GOTS to be a biyatch! My ex lied to wear Ax deodarant and I SWEAR that that shyte didn’t work.. I never told him though.. I just kept it moving.. Then he told me one day that he doesn’t use lotion.. I had the WTF look ALL over my face..

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
1:01 pm

Congrats Auntie ARed!

Thanks so much Cee. I love being Auntie Red. So much cooler than “Mommy Red” right now.

My nephew is really the most adorable child I’ve ever seen.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
1:03 pm

@ Lioness- I ain’t gon’ lie. I like boo’s pheromone scent. But if we both have been out and about and i’m showered, fresh as a lily, and he’s not?

Auh, What is it that ya’ll say? Houston we have a problem!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
1:09 pm

@ Lioness – I don’t aint smashing right now.

Hold a sista up in prayer.

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
1:14 pm

Randy- I like that!

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
1:21 pm

AmRed – I’m going out of town this weekend, but if I wasn’t I would definitely be at minicamp. truth be told, had I known we were having minicamp this weekend, I would not have planned to go out of town…

Cemeeli – I see you remember that ‘pumped in you’ reference, LOL. I told my doctor this week that I hope all my eggs dry up and fall out before someone gets the notion to want to pump one up in me :lol:

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
1:25 pm

Aww…JtJ, don’t be mad. He was “going green” by recycling :lol:

-W8

May 8th, 2009
1:27 pm

Staying fresh is a must. Summer time is two showers a day weather. I don’t want my woman funky so why should I be? But on the flip side if the mood hits…we will “funk” right through it.

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

May 8th, 2009
1:28 pm

WANTED…dead or alive….Staceye’s libido! Preferrably alive! :lol:

I guess if or when my libido is found….this topic may have some relevance to me! :lol: Not knocking the topic…it just doesn’t pertain to me….so…Que crickets! :lol:

As for Mother’s day….Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers. God bless you because I can’t do it. I may end up in a looney bin trying to do it. Babies I can deal with…but one you get be a year….I am done. The cuteness is gone and now you get on my nerves! :lol: People are always trying to put me with a kid because of how good I am with them. They need to realize I know in my mind this ISH ain’t permanent. I can leave when I wanna! I used to work my church’s nursery just to cure any creepry crazy maternal thoughts I may have had. By the end of the service I was b*tchsmacked back to reality!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
1:29 pm

Randy- I like that!

@ Lioness – Gal, sit yourself down over here on this soft leather sofa in the Horny Section, with me.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while blogging

May 8th, 2009
1:31 pm

Happy mothers day to all you mommies. Forehead kiss to you all.

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
1:44 pm

Aigghhhttt ARed…… you showed out!!! I am going to recycle some stuff, too.

MELO

May 8th, 2009
1:45 pm

Now I will stop a kissing session and ask him to go brush his teeth and tongue…….
Did you still smash after? The waiting period GOTS to be a biyatch!

Talk of Mood killer.
If hes ur regular,chop him even when hes cming outa the garden smetimes. Hes urs so no boundaries allowed.Early in the morning,like 2 am,the breath is as funk as hell but hw can u tell a man or woman to go brush their teeth when thats the funkiest time to burn azz and get dizzle??
For a newbiee, i can understand coyness and those pretensiounss(english??,zulu??,sp,wtfck???)

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
1:46 pm

Can I join you Cemeeli??

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
1:46 pm

@ Staceye…..I never had one with my ex-husband either. I use to be like “libido” what’s that? Now after him, it was on and poppin’!!

You just got to find that one that can take you there!!!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
1:47 pm

Tazzee – Safe travels to NC. I’ve still never been for any extended period of time!

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
1:48 pm

Yes Leggs you may join us :)

JtJ- keep your tail away from the recycling bin!

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
1:50 pm

I LOVE a man that is in tune with a womans body!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
1:50 pm

Leggs I have your favorite Philly ice-pops. Seriously! I did get them lastnight.

We can chill!

MELO

May 8th, 2009
1:53 pm

WANTED…dead or alive….Staceye’s libido

Staceye libido??..oh thats 6 ft under baby but rescuscitable with right dizzle.
my doctor this week that I hope all my eggs dry up and fall out

the edible yams are always plentiful where there are no pots to cook them in….some wise zulu words coined by them zulu elders.
How so apt in that case!!!!!

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
1:54 pm

Melo – I’m sorry, I’ve never elevated to the point where I can do morning breath… When we go out, he orders all his food without onions because I wouldn’t kiss him after eating some onions one time. I just can’t imagine kissing someone with morning breath. Nor can I imagine someone’s tongue that’s been shut up in his mouth all night long kissing on my body. That kinda grosses me out.

AmRed – Thanks! I used to live in NC but I only go back to visit for a few days at a time. Can’t wait to get some Bojangles though. Exit 32 in SC is my usual stop ;-)

LIONESS- About to Cook

May 8th, 2009
1:55 pm

Question: What is a turn off during sex other than calling you somebody else’s name? For me, it talking too much.. ie: Do you like it, how do you wnat it etc.. Sex takes concentration.. LOL!

M'

May 8th, 2009
1:56 pm

Hey peeps…whats up…I am widcha from the ATL

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
1:56 pm

Babies I can deal with…but one you get be a year….I am done. The cuteness is gone and now you get on my nerves! People are always trying to put me with a kid because of how good I am with them. They need to realize I know in my mind this ISH ain’t permanent. I can leave when I wanna!

Staceye – I feel you on this. I hope my maternal instincts kick in when the time comes. I enjoy spending babysitting the kids, but after an hour or so I want mommy to come home so I can check Facebook and watch TV. :lol:

MELO

May 8th, 2009
1:57 pm

can i ask u sme side bar Tazz

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
1:58 pm

@ Lioness…I won’t do any damage….cross my heart!

Like Eddie Murphy said in “Raw” He was giving it to her and well!! I was like “Oh My!!!!!! ( said while I was crimping up toes and rubbing my chest with hand)

I am going to let it go after Saturday night……no harm, no foul……

@ TRUTH …..you know that forehead kiss is dangerous!!

LIONESS

May 8th, 2009
1:58 pm

Taz- Is the Bojangles in SC better than the ones down here? Curious, never had Bojangles..

LIONESS-Currently STARVING!

May 8th, 2009
2:00 pm

Ared- Only an hour? Goodness! WTH they gonna get done in an hour?

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
2:01 pm

Lioness, there is no Bojangles near me here – plus I don’t want to find them here for fear I’ll go more often than I need to. But when I went to FL the other weekend, the Bojangles there was just as good as the ones I remember from NC/SC.

Melo – send me an email.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
2:01 pm

Tazzee – I’ve always been curious about NC. About 6 weeks after I moved to ATL, I got a job offer in Greensboro. I didn’t take it cuz I just moved to ATL and wanted to give it a chance. From what I hear, places like Charlotte are good cities, but haven’t gotten the big city problems Atlanta has. I don’t think I’m moving soon, but I’d be curious to see what NC is all about. I guess I should at least visit first. :lol:

I have a friend that just got a great job at Duke, so I will hopefully get to visit him and his family there soon. Maybe during basketball season!

I’ve tried Bojangle’s once. Here in ATL off Indian Trail. I didn’t get the appeal. :lol: But I feel the same about Chick-fil-A too. :lol:

abc

May 8th, 2009
2:01 pm

If your partner is inexperienced or suffers misapprehensions about how you want oral or anything else done, why not just tell them what you want? As far as that goes, why would you assume that you’re operating at optimal efficiency if they won’t tell you that you aren’t? One of the biggest turn-ons for me is my girl asking me, ‘what do you want’. Baby. Grrrr.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
2:02 pm

Lioness – I mean, of course I can last longer than an hour, but I still want to do other things. :lol: My nephew is too young to do anything but just sit there and smile. Cute, but boring. :lol:

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
2:05 pm

??? I promise Lioness is not tryna start nuthin.

Tazzee Safe travels sis. Speaking of scents. I got one for Mom’s Day. “Ed Hardy” for Women.

Boy, that stuff is a surprising burst of ‘sweet and citrus’. I probably will only be wearing it on those days I have on particular clothes.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
2:08 pm

@ Tazzee – The closest BoJangles near you would be Fulton Industrial, and it’s still burned.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
2:10 pm

AmRed – they don’t have the big city problems, nor do they have the big city appeal. I basically got bored in Charlotte – not as many cultural events, concerts, nice restaurants, etc. I’m not sure you’d like the Raleigh/Durham area and I know you wouldn’t like Greensboro. From what I hear, Charlotte has ‘grown up’ a little since I left so I’ll have to check that out one visit. Maybe when I go up for the Falcons/Panthers game.

melo – what happened to you?

LIONESS-Currently STARVING!

May 8th, 2009
2:10 pm

Jennifer Hudson proposed to her dude.. What do yall think of that?

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
2:12 pm

@Cemeeli, those are my favorite and I ate my last one yesterday. :cry:

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
2:14 pm

AmRed – on Bojangles, I only get the supremes with honey mustard sauce and fries. I don’t like Popeyes as much and they always seem to give me fresh chicken and fries. I just hated it when Coke lost that account – it doesn’t take the same without a Coke.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
2:15 pm

Lioness – I thought he proposed to her on her birthday or something like that. Where’d you get that info?

anonymousella

May 8th, 2009
2:18 pm

she should just end it now … lol. it just can’t end well. she either looks like a liar, or a freak. and if she was pretending, it’s probably because he’s the type to fear freaks.

honey, just date someone without those hangups.

the only thing i reveal or want to know is whether my partner is free of incurable STDs. you do not need to know where i learned how to do that with my tongue. just be happy i am doing it to / with you … repeatedly.

and why does it matter as long as we are good to and for each other?

MELO

May 8th, 2009
2:18 pm

Tazzee, can u plz mark my term paper, i send it to u :lol:

LIONESS-Currently STARVING!

May 8th, 2009
2:19 pm

Taz-http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20277668,00.html

MELO

May 8th, 2009
2:26 pm

For me, it talking too much.. ie: Do you like it, how do you wnat it etc.
If u dont like it tell him.Nikka gotta hush and let his skills do the talking.
On Jennifer,thats an esteem issue if she did.But i dont blame her.Her spirits are low after that family wiping tragedy.She needed some cool head to let her know that thats not the right course of action to take.
After she settles down a bit,she may come round on it and rethink it.
All we can do is wish her the best!!!
(those who went to her show,how is her weight situation??)

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
2:29 pm

@ Ceemeli….I got Ed Hardy for women and Donna Karen Cashmere. Those will be great for those warm summer days when you are weraing next to nothing.

Dan

May 8th, 2009
2:29 pm

Y’all have a good one.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mother’s

LIONESS-Currently STARVING!

May 8th, 2009
2:32 pm

I poseted the like Taz but the blog monster ate it

LIONESS-Currently STARVING!

May 8th, 2009
2:33 pm

**link** It is on ppl.com

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
2:33 pm

I basically got bored in Charlotte – not as many cultural events, concerts, nice restaurants, etc. I’m not sure you’d like the Raleigh/Durham area and I know you wouldn’t like Greensboro.

Thanks Tazzee. Good info. One thing to note about me, I’m a loner and I’m also my favorite person, so it’s really hard for me to get bored. Cuz I’m always with my favorite person – me.

I’m a big city girl, but I’ve also lived in small towns in Colorado and New England and did just fine. There was less to do, but I’m adaptable.

Even still those places are better once you have a family.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
2:34 pm

melo – it’s been confirmed that Jennifer Hudson is pregnant. At her concert, I thought she picked the wrong outfit, but I guess that was a true baby bump.

Lioness – I’ll just google it.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
2:35 pm

@ Leggs – Please don’t take my favorite as well as the Weight Watchers Sorbet (Wild Berry) pops.

@ JtJ – Next to nothing? Oh,….it’s like that, hunh? Okay. I also got a new car battery, but that doesn’t seem like a “real” gift. somehow.

lurker

May 8th, 2009
2:37 pm

walking was the hardest thing to do today…first, didn’t want to and second, was after lunch. usually i can briskly do it but before lunch. all i’m good for now is going home…just might do that

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
2:37 pm

Essentially returning the favor, PEOPLE reports Hudson had a ring designed for Otunga, who originally proposed to Hudson on her birthday last September, to present on his birthday as a token of affection.

That’s what I found, so the original proposal was from him and she did it again as a romantic birthday gesture.

M'

May 8th, 2009
2:37 pm

@ Cee

Did you getmy email…I wanted to touch bases with you about events and such.

@Sassy
I sent you a message too…I have some questions I would like to ask you about some CDC related stuffs and such.

lurker

May 8th, 2009
2:39 pm

just randomly thinking/typing out loud

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
2:40 pm

AmRed – I’m the same way, but after a while I got tired of going to the movies and out to eat AND I wasn’t into traveling as much as I am now. I had plenty of friends in Charlotte so that wasn’t it. The good thing is, you’re not too far from the beach or the Mountains. But I’ve always said I would definitely move back if I was raising a family.

LIONESS-Currently STARVING!

May 8th, 2009
2:42 pm

Nice gesture.. I guess..

kimmie

May 8th, 2009
2:43 pm

Sister Cee – I told you about my recent trip to the aquarium with my god-daughter. I bought her this cute little stuffed animal from the gift shop there – actually it was a little orange Deepo fish inside a turquois blue “purse”. She loved it, but has lost the fish inside. We looked everywhere but could not find it. She went back to Cali on yesterday. I told her I would get her another one. Do you think I’ll have any trouble getting in to purchase her another one without buying an admission ticket?

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
2:44 pm

Yeah, Tazzee, one requirement I’m thinking about sticking too is living in a hub city. I love how I can take my trips and be back in a day. Charlotte does have a hub in US Air, but US Air sucks!

My family is all in Houston (do you miss it?) and there may actually be a chance for me to move there if I want. But I’ve never wanted to live there. I hate the weather, especially the humidity. But they do have a hub in Continental and so they beat out a lot of other cities.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
2:46 pm

PG – Did you say yesterday that you tried El Pollo Loco?

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
2:46 pm

That’s Swils Stix Leggs. The best flavor, HURRICANE. I better eat one before the whole box is gone!

M’ Last week and this week has been crazy with emails. I have yours in my personal folder. I will check.

Sorry.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
2:50 pm

AmRed – I don’t miss Houston one bit. But it was great for traveling, especially when Continental was a skymiles partner. Hurricane Ike did it for me though. And you’re right, I hate Us Air, but I do like the rocking chairs at the Charlotte airport.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
2:53 pm

I do like the rocking chairs at the Charlotte airport.

Those are cool and they have a Jamba Juice (the smoothie shop I am OBSESSED with) there.

Yeah, I’m so hurt Continental is leaving the SkyTeam. They’re not out til October tho, which is cool cuz I’m flying them to Houston and Cancun in the fall. :lol:

Yeah, the Hurricanes suck and each one seems worse then the last. My hair always looks crazy due to the humidity (that’s why I tell folk ATL humidity is not bad AT ALL) and the bugs are the size of a Ford Focus!

I told my family if I ever make Texas home, come find me in Dallas. :lol:

LOL @ you not missing H-town at all. I know you are enjoying ATL!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
2:56 pm

“Deepo fish inside a turquois blue “purse.

Kimmie

My neice is 5 and she loves that lil oragne deepo. Did you goddaughter get to take a picture with the live Deepo? He usually walks around..

Shhh…when i first volunteered, I volunteered as Deepo (as a dare). Boy was that costume HOT! And the kids about knocked me over – I quit.

“Deepo” is a character that promotes The Home Depot’s big guy Bernie Marcus. (Deepo is a gift from Ga. Aquarium to Bernie for donating all that money). As of late they have added the Whale Shark character for the kids too (which the Shark has a cooler costume) He hasn’t been as big a hit as Deepo.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
3:02 pm

This didn’t post….

Kimmie – If you had my info I would get it for you. They are having an event for the volunteers this w/e.

Just go back to the GiftShop (which is the same play you excited) Only way out is through the gift shop. Tell the girls what you will buying a souvenir and you’d be fine. They will allow you to get it.

LIONESS-Currently STARVING!

May 8th, 2009
3:05 pm

Cee- Are you a volunteer? My friend is :)

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:07 pm

**If you are touching my only with the tip of your tongue and not your lips, you are NOT doing it right and you are lame**

amen!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:14 pm

@LEGGS and others who are shakin’ their heads . . . update on MG

when i met this guy two weeks ago he did not share with me that he was married. yes i’ve been working with him for a long while now (since august), but never knew and didn’t care to ask. if my co-workers knew that i was interested in him even a lil bit, they would have told me to stay away . . . far away.

three days after getting to know him better, he makes this special announcement. by then my feelings are involved and i feel screwed again! i nicely gave him the run down on how i do thangs (no commitment/no sex, friends at work is cool, flirting has to stop, etc.)

because he has my cell number and because i won’t change it, he freely texts me daily. i’m giving him attention that he prolly hasn’t had in a long time. sad. he is going thru a divorce (that’s what his mouth say. men will say anything to get the booty) and they have been separated for a couple of years now (i’m guessing). but i’m a smart chick. i know there’s another side to this story . . . HERS! for all i know, she’s sitting somewhere wanting to and praying on reconciling with tank. i refuse to get in the way of that.

i will continue to respect his wife whoever she may be. i’ve been in her shoes and know how painful this process is.

it sounds like to me that he just needs an ear to borrow every now and then. a beautiful one. giggle. the last thing that man needs is someone like me to add to the turmoil he is currently in. i sit at his desk and he tells me things that i shouldn’t know. i always kid with him by saying **where’s the couch?** lol. when the sessions are over, it’s so sweet how he thanks me for just listening.

because i have to see him daily and because i don’t want any uncomfortable vibes going on when i step into the building and we both don’t have any plans on quitting our jobs, i will continue to interact with him ON A FRIEND LEVEL. the only thing though is that it seems to me that i’m putting him first. i’m not thinking about my needs or feelings. i’m such a caring person and i usually find out the hard way that most of the time it doesn’t work in my favor.

that’s why i accepted an invite to one of RW’s shows this weekend. my heart needs to get back on track. there was a minor setback, no biggee.

now the poem he sent me was a shock. i wasn’t expecting it. i took it as a gift. i like gifts.

****disclaimer – BEAUTIFUL will not be taking any questions at this time from FOOTS, RAQI, and LEGGS. security has been put in place for AMAZON . . . blog vest is securely fastened. sorry for the inconvience.

LOL.

KP, your .02 pls?

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

May 8th, 2009
3:15 pm

ARED…girl yeah…they want you to watch this and you have to fake interest. Wait…OMG…men & children really are alike! WOW! :lol: :shock:

LEGGS…you know I am the Poster-child for Anti-Traditional…But I can not see me asking a guy to marry me. If I see a cutie out in the street I’ll make the first move…no problem. But marriage….I don’t know man…I don’t knock it. But not for me. But I think TAZZEE explained David proposed first to her.

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
3:17 pm

kimmie

May 8th, 2009
3:17 pm

Sister Cee – Yes, she did get to hug & take a picture with the live Deepo! Okay, thanks, I will go to the exit & do that! She really loves it!

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
3:19 pm

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:19 pm

**Jennifer Hudson proposed to her dude.. What do yall think of that?**

i see nothing wrong with it.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
3:21 pm

Lioness Yes, i’m a volunteer.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:23 pm

Angie – Everyone has ignored you and your random posts all day. You clearly need a friend and some attention. You just keep posting anything to get it. Sad.

You clearly like the drama in your life, and now you’ve got it. No one wants to help folks who don’t help themselves. :arrow:

MELO

May 8th, 2009
3:25 pm

3.14 long post sounds like a woman falling knee deep in it.Two deceiving python’s eyes have u spot on,on the radar.U be lunch or dinner very soon and all i see is u picking up those panties from the floor,butt nekked,ur nana dripping with some new new dna, and saying,im doing this only once!
But i dont blame u,sexxual indescretions are off da meter some times!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:27 pm

But she’s a “smart girl” melo.

Dumbest statement made all day. :lol:

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:27 pm

just something i wanted to make clear. i feel better now.

and why is it that everytime i post you NUT? smh.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:29 pm

@MELO
it won’t happen. i’m sticking with plan A.

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
3:30 pm

Changing my WTH to WTF

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:30 pm

I have said jack to you all day, weirdo. Do you have some type of mental illness?

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:36 pm

I “haven’t” said jack…

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
3:36 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARED & MELO!! Some people ask for it, I swear!!

MELO

May 8th, 2009
3:38 pm

I am luving this run on the Dow Jones.I havnt lost money, Yet!,since i got back in.
Nice

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:39 pm

Some people ask for it, I swear!!

That much is clear. I mean did that nut think we’d all go, “wow Angie, what a great plan! Thank so much for the update because we were waiting…”

She likes being crazy.

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
3:39 pm

For those who said Jennifer proposed to her boyfriend :arrow: “Five months after boyfriend David Otunga proposed to Jennifer Hudson on her 27th birthday, she returned the gesture with a surprise of her own: a proposal on Otunga’s birthday.”

lurker

May 8th, 2009
3:40 pm

Beautifulthree days after getting to know him better, he makes this special announcement. by then my feelings are involved and i feel screwed again!

Angie, all anyone can say is what’s already been said. All of us are human and prone to falling prey if we dabble with it long enough. The reason most women (and men for that matter), shut this kind of stuff down because if you play with fire you’ll get burned. There a verse in Proverbs that asks, “can a man take fire in his bosom and not get burned?” 1) You ain’t as strong as nature…that can be an overlwhelming beast if unleashed 2)you don’t seem like the most rational chick (no harm or disrespect intended). You have your boys to raise and think about and believe you me, kids are not dumb stupid or ignorant. Matter of fact, a bunch of them have most adults licked. If you want to do it, go ahead, it’s on you. If not, step away…completely. No such thing as playing around or keeping a platonic friendship when it’s already been established dude is in it for the hunt. One last thing, there are ALWAYS two sides to every story….the truth is somewhere in between. Quit hearing his side.

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
3:40 pm

My issue with Jhud is, isn’t that dude sweet?

lurker

May 8th, 2009
3:41 pm

Oh and Angie something is wrong if your knee deep only after 3 days…seriously.

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
3:41 pm

Lurker- After 3 days, feelings were already involved…??? This doesn’t sound like a sane person to me..

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
3:42 pm

Shoot, I took a picture with Deepo the last time I went to the Aquarium the kids were in the photo with me

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:42 pm

LMAO at everyone else noticing the crazy. :lol:

3 days??? :lol:

lurker

May 8th, 2009
3:44 pm

But if you’re gonna…please do it and hush up about it. It’s not even a cute read for a blog

Poppa Grande

May 8th, 2009
3:44 pm

AR

Did you say yesterday that you tried El Pollo Loco?

Yeah, I posted it yesterday. I actually had the food last Sat.(5/2/09)

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
3:45 pm

AwwwwTazzee was it you blog friend Cee that you hugged? Awww!

lurker

May 8th, 2009
3:45 pm

Lioness…seriously girl, something is wrong with that picture.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:45 pm

**If you want to do it, go ahead, it’s on you.**

why do you guys keep saying this? when did i say i was going to continue something beyond a work relationship?

again, i’m sticking with plan A!!! lol.

lurker

May 8th, 2009
3:46 pm

On that note Angie I’m going home…my headache can’t take reading foolishness….

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
3:47 pm

Cee- I can’t help but laugh! You are HILARIOUS!!

Lurker- PSYCHO!!

mytw♥cents

May 8th, 2009
3:48 pm

I would think it’d be easier to open your mouth than open your legs. tee hee hee. Not like that, tho. ABC – Yes, this is a duplicitous woman. The energy she’s putting into her acting would be better served coming up with some new tricks to take his mind off where she mighta come up with whatever else. My snap judgment is that she had ulterior motives in selecting him or allowing him to select her in the first place. Cuz if you really wanna be down with someone wouldn’t you wanna give ‘em all ya got, and let the rest figure itself out?

Have a lovely weekend y’all… And no fakin’ your lack of skills. Well hopefully somebody gets to make use of some skills… ;)

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:48 pm

@CUTIE
you’ve never fallen for a guy after 3 days? gtfoh.

Professor

May 8th, 2009
3:48 pm

Ok, I took a break from work because it is crazy! I think I should have kept working because this is WORST.

After three days your feelings are involved?!? It should take longer than three days to recognize his voice on the phone if he calls from a different number. Three days, huh? I guess if old boy would have given you a month you would be in Mexico getting the swine flu and using his last name.

I am going back to work!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:50 pm

i’m not talking about falling in love. just falling in like.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:50 pm

my headache can’t take reading foolishness…. – lurker

Ok, I took a break from work because it is crazy! I think I should have kept working because this is WORST. – Professor

You know what it’s like? It’s like you’re in school at the 7th grade mixer. Everyones laughing and having a good time then the special ed kid goes and wets his pants in front of everyone.

Kills the vibe you know? :lol:

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
3:52 pm

y’all are forgetting that i met in him august.

MELO

May 8th, 2009
3:52 pm

I bet if uall say its okay for angie to get screwed,she will, this weekend!
shes looking for ur validation.
Too bad this aint just a guys blog and u over there in Cali.
With that long dick pining post,if u were up here in cobb,dekalkb or gwenetico,u wld have have claimed a new zip code today thru sunday evening :lol: :evil:

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
3:53 pm

Cemeeli – it was December 2007, were you the Deepo volunteer back then?

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:53 pm

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
3:54 pm

With that long dick pining post,

:lol:

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
3:55 pm

You know what it’s like? It’s like you’re in school at the 7th grade mixer. Everyones laughing and having a good time then the special ed kid goes and wets his pants in front of everyone.

AmRed – that visual is hilarious :lol: You are wrong for that.

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
3:56 pm

Angie- It is Very hard for me to fall in anything with anyone ESPECIALLY my married co-worker

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:00 pm

@MELO
not true and you know it! stop. lol.

as soon as he said he was married, that was it for me. not looking for validation.

i’m just not gettin’ down with JUST anyone. you just want to join in the fun of throwing daggers. lol.

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:00 pm

@Lioness, that’s my issue w/Otega too. Only a matter of time.

@Angie, you really didn’t need to post all of that. But since you feel better, now go sit down!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:01 pm

Tazzee – You know I say what most of y’all are really thinking.

If she showed up at your crib, you’d hide the knives!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
4:01 pm

@ Lioness – Keep laughing, to keep from crying.geesh

Tazzee No i was in 2008 (last Spring). I’ve been volunteer a little over a year i think.

You know ARed is silly as heck too. Lemme go get some paper towels and tissue. Again!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:01 pm

@CUTIE
pay attention mami! i didn’t know. i didn’t phuckin’ know. lol.

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:02 pm

@JtJ ~ you got mail!

Professor

May 8th, 2009
4:04 pm

“the 7th grade mixer” and the “long dick posting” is making me sniggle and giggle…LOL!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:04 pm

@LEGGS
you know i’m gonna do what i feel on here. they need to learn how to skip. i had an issue and this is one of the ways i dealt with it. period.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:05 pm

Cee – I hope all is okay. I’ll make sure you laugh today. :D

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:06 pm

@Professor
guys don’t giggle.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:06 pm

they need to learn how to skip.

Why? Your posts help me to remember to count my blessings for simple things like common sense and sanity.

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:07 pm

Yeah, yeah, yeah…I know you are!

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
4:07 pm

Somebody need to go sit in the corner, twirl their hair while sucking their thumb, and take their behind to a HAPPY PLACE!!!!

MAKES NO SENSE I TELL YA!!!!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:08 pm

i don’t wish this on none of y’all. well, at least one of you. lol.

Professor

May 8th, 2009
4:08 pm

@ you’re my AIR, moon and stars…I want my married co-worker after 3 days.

I AM woman hear me roar!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
4:09 pm

Dang ARed well I normally give everyone a pass, a chance, and HOPE to do better! I really do, But DAYUM!!!

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:09 pm

@Angie, i believe Professor is a woman!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:11 pm

@JtJ
y’all saying a whole lotta nothing. what doesn’t make sense to you?

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:11 pm

i don’t wish this on none of y’all.

Wish what? You voluntarily enter into these situations.

Duh.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:14 pm

@Professor
i apologize, my bad.

i saw him around the office starting in august, we started flirting earlier this year, he made a move to take it to another level recently.

so your comment **I want my married co-worker after 3 days.** doesn’t apply here sweetie.

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
4:16 pm

@ Beautiful….Ain’t nothing to say that isn’t or hasn’t already been said……..why even entertain it any further????? You got the truth, STEP OFF! LEAVE HIM ALONE.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
4:16 pm

You guys sure make my Friday afternoon much more amusing. I just love Fridays!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:17 pm

**You voluntarily enter into these situations.**

not true.

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:18 pm

Angie- After the 3rd day of dry humping he told you that he was married and that should have been the end of it.. There is NO WAY a man could sweep you off your feet in 3 days..

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:20 pm

not true.

Oh really? Who is putting a gun to your head and forcing you to befriend this man?

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:20 pm

@JtJ
who said i am entertaining anything? and how do they now this. everything at work has went back to normal.

this is why i waited to the end of the day. yw.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:24 pm

**There is NO WAY a man could sweep you off your feet in 3 days..** really? ok.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:24 pm

After the 3rd day of dry humping he told you that he was married and that should have been the end of it..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And today’s topic is “keep it real” :lol:

MELO

May 8th, 2009
4:25 pm

Angie,who is more handsome,him or me??

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:25 pm

Angie- You are right! A man culd sweep a desperate woman off her feet within a few hours..

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:26 pm

i am keeping it real. are you? i don’t hold back on here and never will. so get used to it!

is it time for y’all haters to go home yet? lol.

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:27 pm

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Mo (aka Moeisha- looking for a new haircut)

May 8th, 2009
4:27 pm

Ok I am just peeping in and I must say you all are hilarious!!

ARed – the comment about the SpEd kid wetting his pants was classic, I am still laughing at that one!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:28 pm

Yeah, I keep it real.

And the real is that I’m NOT bat.shyt.crazy. :D

abc

May 8th, 2009
4:28 pm

I hate to be too critical, but Air, are you about as stupid as a box of hair, or what? You’ll cozy up to a married man, at work. Don’t be such an idiot.

Such actions with prior knowledge and awareness of what you’re doing, frankly, you deserve the large helping of sheeot you’re about to be served. Enjoy. Shut up about it.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:28 pm

@CUTIE
not desperate, just ready.

@MELO
you of course. ;o)

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:28 pm

You are right! A man culd sweep a desperate woman off her feet within a few hours..

Great point. :lol:

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
4:29 pm

Ya’ll remember when you be playing outside with you friends, and get caught outside after the lights come on, and you ack like you just tired and going in the house, before she starts calling your name?

I still think i need my momma to call me inside from playing with the wrong friends.

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:29 pm

OMG, I hate to laugh at this stuff, but abc that was funny!

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
4:31 pm

Re-post.

Ya’ll remember when you’d be playing outside with your friends, and get caught outside after the lights come on, and then you ack like you’re just tired and going in the house, before she starts calling your name?

I think I hear my mamma calling me.

MELO

May 8th, 2009
4:32 pm

@MELO
you of course. ;o)

okay,i will phuckk u myself then!
Quit flirting with that man or else.
Ill send u a ticket for memorial weekend if u feeling a lil itchy over there.
Hws that???
say hie to the kids……

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:32 pm

Angie – You don’t find it odd that we are all so different but EVERYONE can pretty much agree that your stories are just downright stupid and bring unnecessary conflict to your life.

That doesn’t tell you anything does it? *smh*

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:33 pm

**You’ll cozy up to a married man** it’s not like that at all. i work with this man and i refuse to have my work area become uncomfortable just because he has a problem. i am respecting him and his wife . . . believe me.

JtJ

May 8th, 2009
4:33 pm

@ Beautiful…you are or have entertained this mess if you talking about your feelings are involved and you feel screwed….why? He told you the truth, so you should walk away and go on about your buisness.
All of what happened in those 3 days, went out the window when he said those 7 letters….”MARRIED”

Sybil

May 8th, 2009
4:36 pm

It’s nice to not be the only crazy person I know.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
4:36 pm

are you about as stupid as a box of hair, or what?

I’m in tears now – need to get some tissues :lol:

I need to go pray…

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:37 pm

**bring unnecessary conflict to your life.**

i think you would be surprised at how drama free my life really is. i really don’t consider this mishap drama. shiit happens. believe it or not, i only have blog drama.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:37 pm

LMAO @ Sybil!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

You are pretty sane tho, sorry to break it to you. I bet you couldn’t come up with the stuff Angie does if you tried. :lol:

abc

May 8th, 2009
4:38 pm

Just sayin. I don’t want to be too critical. Certainly, I’ll avoid the topic in the future, and skip past the posts about it. BUT, scroll back and read what you yourself typed, and then tell yourself “it’s not like that at all”. BS. I suggest less coffee, or less crack, or something.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:38 pm

shaddup MELO! lol.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
4:38 pm

It’s nice to not be the only crazy person I know. :lol:

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:39 pm

Angie- You are ready for?? Drama?

**off with my head for this request** What did the poem say?

I really hope this person REALLY exist!

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
4:39 pm

I suggest less coffee, or less crack, or something. now my abs are hurting!

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:39 pm

i think you would be surprised at how drama free my life really is.

I think you’d be suprised at how little I actually care.

You’re blog entertainment. That’s it. I don’t care about your lonely nights at home with your dog and a jar of peanut butter. I assume that is a pretty drama free life. :lol:

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
4:40 pm

Tazzee What had happened was…my momma called me and then i came back and abc came out to play…i’m so done!

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:40 pm

abc- LESS CRACK.. HEElarious!!

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
4:40 pm

I need to go to the ATM – I have exactly $8 on me…

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:40 pm

I suggest less coffee, or less crack, or something

*tears are literally streaming down my face* :lol: :lol: :lol: I can’t take it.

Mo (aka Moeisha- looking for a new haircut)

May 8th, 2009
4:41 pm

Oh this ish is PURE COMEDY!! Too bad I cant catch up on everything!! Even abc is clowning!! WOW!! Im like Tazzee….where is the tissue cause I am crying over here….and my stomach hurts from laughing

Grace

May 8th, 2009
4:42 pm

I suggest less coffee, or less crack, LOL abcyou got me cracking up over here!!!

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:43 pm

I suggest less coffee, or less crack, or something. :lol: :cry:

You guys are on a roll!

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:43 pm

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:43 pm

**talking about your feelings are involved and you feel screwed** don’t know how else to put it, but don’t feel that way today. i’m good.

and i just noticed that he hasn’t texted me today. things are getting back to normal. thank goodness. :o )

i agree that i over exaggerated. lol.

MELO

May 8th, 2009
4:43 pm

but Air, are you about as stupid as a box of hair

As a,(former) musician, abc is ryhiming at ur hair post Air!

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:44 pm

:blank:
:eyeroll:
:cry:
:crying:
:blush:

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:44 pm

That and the box of hair has got to be the funniest lines posted today!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:46 pm

**I suggest less coffee, or less crack, or something** shut up! lol.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:46 pm

All jokes aside, you have people that don’t pay you or your issues any type of mind on a regular telling you this isn’t the type of friend you should have. Speaks volumes. *shrugs*

But you’re a “smart girl” :lol: <—sorry can’t type that without laughing. :lol:

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
4:49 pm

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:49 pm

@CUTIE
i’ll post just for you girl!

**I really hope this person REALLY exist!** you shut up too!

Tone,
Skin Tone
That glows like the morning sun, secretes salutations of morning embrace.
Movements of definition and assurance, embodies the one who moves in elegant language.
The language of love that knows my face, and my desires for her.
My mind lost in future, pastimes that glare.
Long walks here, Fun times there,
Little moments of intimacy do we dare…share.
Still after, still I care…
For you like the first time my eyes met you that morning of an August wind.
Uncontrolled feelings of wonder, whirled past my winded soul, and walked through the door of my waiting heart.
Mesmerized by the…

Tone,
Skin tone
That said hello in simple words that I know.
A touch of reality places me back in space of distance between us,
But I long to be a space invader to her space
Wanting to leave no space
Between me and her

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:50 pm

Angie is smart but probably not when it comes to men..

“and i just noticed that he hasn’t texted me today. things are getting back to normal. thank goodness.” Maybe he is with his wife & chilren..
I don’t think this person actually exist.. I need PROOF! What did the poem say?

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:50 pm

:blank stare: ?

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:51 pm

LMMFAO!! Homie REALLY texted you that? What kind of phone do you have cause that shyte would have taken up at 80pgs on my dinosaur..

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:52 pm

He needs to be reported to HR.

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:52 pm

Nice poem, but he never should have given it to you. He just as dumb as that box of hair! Bet he gives that poem to all those he’s smitten with by simply changing the month! Anything is possible.

Cemeeli

May 8th, 2009
4:53 pm

Lioness – Shad’up!!!

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:53 pm

He didn’t text her that…that’s the poem he wrote for her.

MELO

May 8th, 2009
4:54 pm

thats a sweet poem angie!Give him some draws,then,just once! :lol:

Leggs

May 8th, 2009
4:54 pm

I’m pinching the bridge of my nose all the while SMDH!

Grace

May 8th, 2009
4:55 pm

Angie knows what she’s doing, the guy is married and yet she still expects his text. She’s playing the game, chances are Melo is right she’s looking for validation to let her panties hit the floor and do it just this one time. Amazon there are some people you just can’t help no matter how much you humiliate, I mean help them.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:55 pm

@CUTIE
he emailed it to me.

i’m glad that i shared this with y’all . . . my toughest crowd. my friends don’t wanna hurt my feelings but say the exact same thing as y’all do.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 8th, 2009
4:55 pm

My eyeroll was for Lioness – just use ‘roll’

have a great weekend all!

LIONESS-Crickets

May 8th, 2009
4:56 pm

He wants some azz!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:57 pm

**she still expects his text** how in da h3ll did you get that from my post. no i don’t!!!

MELO

May 8th, 2009
4:57 pm

just shows u some do fall to our seduction.

Happy mothers,Mothers and mothers to be!
U too Dads.
RayCam song:
I am haveng my pork chops on,my fish on,my brisket on and my sausage on;
All on the grill on sarturday eve :lol:
bye!!!!!!!!!! mwaaaaaaaa! peace out…

i'm swiss

May 8th, 2009
4:58 pm

:?: Riiiiiiiiiight… well, I think it’s time to start the weekend :lol: Have a good one, people!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
4:58 pm

**He wants some azz!** insert big duh here! lol.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
4:59 pm

He wants some azz!

That much is clear. And it’s also clear that he knows she’d get off on being his shoulder to cry on. Like he has NO ONE else to talk to and she’s worth risking his job over.

He does it cuz he knows there will be no consequences for his actions.

Men know who the weak and vulnerable chicks are.

AmazonRed™

May 8th, 2009
5:00 pm

my friends don’t wanna hurt my feelings but say the exact same thing as y’all do.

At 40 years old no one should be having to tell you the obvious. YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
5:01 pm

**by simply changing the month!** i’ve already thought of that. before this thing shuts down on me, HAVE A WONDERFUL W/E!

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
5:03 pm

**Like he has NO ONE else to talk to** this i know. he has many others to talk to.

you're my AIR . . . i don't want to be your FRIEND anymore

May 8th, 2009
5:05 pm

**no one should be having to tell you the obvious** you know how females are. always got something to say. lol.