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Which side are you on?

After I interviewed Abiola of the dating reality show, Tough Love, I made sure to watch the finale of the show to see how the dating boot camp would end. I think my favorite part of the show is when Steve Ward surprised the women with the “Cute or Crazy” game.

The audience was filled with men and Steve read off the list of quirky habits/facts about the women on the show. The guys then informed the ladies how they ranked: was it cute or crazy behavior! I’ve said it before, but women don’t always know how men perceive them and their behaviors. It was shocking to the women how something seemingly so innocent made the men think ca-ra-zy chick alert!

We all have those quirky things that makes us unique. Should we worry about concealing them though? What happens when we have some type of behavior that we think is cute and quirky- but in reality, it makes potential dates cringe, laugh, or seek out therapy for us!

If you are feeling brave, share your odd or quirky habits or quirkyness. Then the readers can respond with cute or crazy and let each other know if this should be revealed to dates sooner or later, much much later.

I think I have a few, ok more than a few but I will start with three:

I avoid men with odd shaped heads. I suppose it’s related to children and our potential to have egg-shaped heads. Who wants to give birth to a bowling ball headed kid?! (Cute or Crazy?)

I don’t trust men who refuse to eat anything exotic. Ok, let’s avoid the double entendre! If you hang out with me, you will get bored ordering bread and water while I sample cuisines of other countries. Live a little! (Cute or Crazy?)

If you don’t embrace technology or utilize it in any way, shape, or form, I consider you a caveman and secretly make fun of you with my friends. (Cute or Crazy?)

I can do this all day! I will add more, but why not weigh in with yours? Please be gentle with the commenters, we can all have opinions, but no need to rake each other over the coals!

HAPPY WEDNESDAY!

421 comments Add your comment

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
8:27 am

Good Morning All :)

All that you mentioned about your qirks aren’t Cute nor crazy, they are genuine! I thought you were referring to something along the lines of, “I like to dig in my nose when I am using the bathroom? type of stuff.. All the things you mentioned may make a man/boy think you are crazy.. LOL! The truth tends to sound crazy to them..

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
8:49 am

Cute topic WiseDiva.

I’ll have to think on this one. :lol:

Morning everyone. Cinco de Mayo did not defeat me! :lol: I made sure I had my Advil and Gatorade before hitting the sack. How silly was I to schedule several morning meetings the day after Cinco de Mayo?! Fortunately, one got cancelled. Whew!

Grace

May 6th, 2009
9:06 am

I think we all have a sense of crazies about us and we all view crazy in a different way. My form of crazy is when I went out with a guy who swore his cell phone was bugged and he was being followed, get this he told me he didn’t wanted to be bothered b/c I asked too many questions as to where he’s at or what he was doing- CRAZY!!!!

I went on a blind date with an artist who kept starring into space, he would just stop mid sentence and starred into space, among other odd things that he kept doing. I summed it up as maybe he was gathering information/pointers for his next art work. WRONG!! dude was just CRAZY the date was going sour so I excused myself quickly.

I had a guy friend who was going out of town for 3 days, he came over and brought me 3 tantalizing meals labled with different notes and thought for that day. CUTE

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
9:09 am

Let’s see, Raqi’s oddities.

I avoided military men at all cost.

I like to walk barefoot in the rain.

I will not eat cereal that is not round.

When eating Fruit Loops or Apple Jacks I eat one color at a time. (I’ll give my marido’s response to that later)

I will not eat any type of legumes without rice.

I would not give a man with feminine looking hands a second thought.

I determined from the natural scent on a man’s neck whether or not I was going to have sex with him.

I would not lock fingers with a man whose hand I was holding for the first time.

I don’t take anyone serious who does not know how to give a proper hand shake.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
9:16 am

Raqi just triggered one for me.

I don’t care if my feet are bleeding, I’m not taking my shoes off and walking around barefoot at the club/wedding/restaurant/public place. :lol: I’d rather lose a toe with it being crammed in those tight shoes! :lol:

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
9:19 am

Good Morning All,

Hmmm..quirks.

I am not a fan of mayo on my sandwich at all. So I use ketchup or spicy mustard(Ham, Bologna, Turkey-doesnt matter no mayo)

I will not drive a man in a car.(Grown man -kid, teenager doesn’t count) If we are rolling dude you are driving.

I can’t stand for my office desk to be messy. At home my desk is a wreak but at work..if papers are all over–it makes me itch.

I will think of some more.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
9:25 am

Ared- LMAO!! Me TOO!!

Raqi- Your quirks are cute!

Grace- That is some crazy ish! I have NEVER EVER been on a blind date & you just reminded me why :)

I think I have a few now

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
9:25 am

Okay why did my post get lost?

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 6th, 2009
9:32 am

Morning Blog fam :)

I don’t know if I would call these cute or crazy or just a matter of survival but I know I have a few dating quirks in regards to men here in Atlanta. For instance:

1. My daddy always said you can tell a man by his hand shake so I avoid guys with the “wet noodle” shake.

2. During the Bronner Brothers Hair show I avoid most men because the queens are out in full force.

3. I don’t date any man’s whose eyebrows are arched better than mine or whose hair is longer than mine(unless he’s got dread locks….I LOVES me some “natty dreads”.

4. Since I’m a microbiologist I think I’m developing a phobia against germs and trash and am obsessed with keeping trash out of my office and home.

5. This is plain anal and crazy but as a woman sometimes we shed a little hair that may accumulate on the bathroom floor,well that’s a major pet peeve of mine and I’m constantly picking up hair off the floor b.c I can’t stand it…..drives me crazy.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
9:38 am

Sassy- That is funny that you love people with dreads since you have issues with nastiness.. Not implying that people who have dreads are nasty but in the intial stages of growing dreads, they don’t wash their hair..

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
9:39 am

Sassy I don’t wouldn’t date any man whose eyebrows are arched. Period.

Wise Diva

May 6th, 2009
9:39 am

Good Morning everyone! Hope that you guys aren’t hung over LOL “Tequila is the debil”

@Kym-has declared today old school Wednesday”
hey, sorry about that, your comment was stuck in spam :( don’t have a clue why

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
9:42 am

well I typed it twice.. anywhoo

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
9:44 am

If I am bored I pat my boobs.

Can’t stand when guys chew gum.

I don’t trust Quiet people.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
9:46 am

Kym- I don’t trust quiet people either! Men that chew gum? Why? I don’t like men who pop their gum..

Grace

May 6th, 2009
9:47 am

LIONESS with that blind date even Stevie Wonder could’ve seen he was crazy LOL

Sassy Me I’m the same way when it comes to hair in the bathroom floor, sink, wall or what have you..yuck yuck

My crazy – I drive myself crazy all day long thinking whether I turned off the curling iron or the clothes iron.

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
9:48 am

As some know, long, long, long, long, long time ago, when MIA began, my screen name was CrazySexyCool. After a time, I realized that I was letting too much CRAZY hang out and decided to drop it in an attempt to keep the crazy a secret.

This topic calls for more introspection than I am capable of at this point in my week. (Especially the TOS folks know that I love to hang out in the shallow end of the pool.)

For the two seconds of thought that I did consider any quirks that I may have, I couldn’t think of anything. In fact, I consider everything I do TOTALLY NORMAL which, that in and of itself, is INSANE. LOL!

Three Words Daily – Consider all options.

I almost started this post with “Once upon a time, in a land far, far away…”

ImAPeach404

May 6th, 2009
9:53 am

Mornin’

Should be fun this morning!

Ok. Here goes…
- I’m borderline obsessive about finding a good parking space. I will spill half a tank of gas trying to park. And it’s not cuz I’m lazy and don’t want to walk. I just like having a good spot!
- I back in 100% of the time and I’m a bit anal about being straight in the parking space
- I take my car to get washed once a week and I ride around with “tire shine”, glass cleaner, and a rag in my trunk at all times.
- I’m a phone snob – i hate old, janky, beat up, no feature having cell phones.
- I love to read but when I buy anything, I love to read the manual. Especially if it’s a piece of technology!!! Gets me excited!

I’m sure there are more but for now… that is all.

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 6th, 2009
9:53 am

Lioness I feel you with that and I dont like nasty looking dreads either. The initial stages are kinda raggedy but I avoid those,too.

Raqi That’s what I meant but maybe that’s what I shoud’ve typed, huh :)

I wish it would rain already…this cloudy weather’s making me wanna do a whole lot of stuff and NONE of it’s related to work ;)

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
9:56 am

SexyCool that is how I felt about eating my FruitLoops. It’s perfectly normal. But my husband told me I was certifiable when he witnessed it. I still thought it was quite normal until I witness my youngest son eating a bag of m&m’s. He separates them by color first. Maybe my marido is on to something.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
9:57 am

Cute quirks about my marido:

He will not eat beef and pork together. No bacon burgers for him.

Although he is left handed his drinking glass must sit to the right of his plate.

His grits and eggs cannot touch.

He rolls his clothing into a tight little bundle before putting them in the hamper.

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
9:58 am

Men who chew gum just look gay to me.

ImAPeach404

May 6th, 2009
9:59 am

Issues with men who chew gum… lol. I agree with the popping gum. Not only should women not pop their gum but men should ESPECIALLY not pop their gum. In Atlanta, thats just NOT a good look. It immediately makes you “suspect”.

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
10:11 am

I cannot leave my house with an unmade bed.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:12 am

I can’t STAND:
-people that lick their finger after eating wings, chips etc..
-Loud people in small restaurants
-Men that take long showers
-Men that brag
-Men that have trucks & no car.. Ladies don’t have time to climb into trucks when dressed nicely
-Men with a bunch of black ink tattoos
-People who talk on cell phones in a waiting room
-Hairy men
-Stink/Too much cologne or perfume
-Women with their feet hanging off their sandals… Front or back..

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
10:12 am

I’d rather a dude chew gum than slay me with The Dragon.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:13 am

I can’t stand label wh*res

Grace

May 6th, 2009
10:14 am

Women with their feet hanging off their sandals… Front or back – LOL :D

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:15 am

Sexy- LMFAO!! Me too! He just can’t be popping & locking the gum..

I can’t stand a STANK breath person. They have GOT to know that their breath smells since they smoke a pack of cigarettes and eat bananas all day. Tart azz

Foots

May 6th, 2009
10:16 am

Hmmm, let’s see…

I am a neat freak at home in all rooms of the house, except for my bathroom. It’s always in various states of disarray because I get ready in there.

I shake my foot sometimes as a nervous tic.

I sit on my hands when they are cold.

I rub my thighs with my hands when they are cold and I can’t sit on them.

I can’t stand when someone who knows that my middle name is Nicole, and calls me Nicki.

ImAPeach404

May 6th, 2009
10:17 am

I hate making the bed.
The only time I do so is when I change the sheets LOL.

Foots

May 6th, 2009
10:19 am

I never leave the dryer running when I’m not home because I’m afraid it will burn the house down.

I love being outdoors and gardening and such, but I freak out when I see a worm, a lizard, or any bug bigger than a flea.

But I kinda like spiders.

Grace

May 6th, 2009
10:19 am

I have to read every ingredient on food items before I purchase it, counting calories, carbs, sugar, fat….Grocery shopping is a nightmare.

Men who are always smiling.

i'm swiss

May 6th, 2009
10:19 am

“If I am bored I pat my boobs.”

That is so funny, Kym… When I’m bored, I want to pat your boobs, too! :lol:

Seriously, though, I think most of the cute/crazy classification is dependent on the person behind the quirk — i.e. the exact same quirk might be cute coming from one person, but craaaaaaaazy coming from another. Sort of like how poor people are “weird” and rich people are “eccentric.” :-)

Now, as for me… well, I can’t think of any quirks off the top of my head. I must be perfectly sane. ;-)

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:21 am

Peach- I am not an everyday bed maker but I do make it up once a week :) My cat always plays with the sheets while I make it up so it takes about a half an hour :(

I peeve against the word HATE!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
10:23 am

@WD…“Tequila is the debil”, are you still drinking :lol:

This is by far the quirkiest thing I do I know this is crazy but started somewhere in my late 20’s. While watching tv at MY HOME ONLY and not with company present , I hold my right breast. Nothing more just holding it. I guess I developed this as my “blanky.” I don’t know why I do this! Had to warn my ex quickly. He thought it was cute and let it pass! My daughter can walk in the room and say “Mommy, you’re really into that movie, aren’t you?” It is what it is and don’t want to give a therapist any of my hard earned $$!

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:24 am

Foots- REALLY? Send me your email address so you could give me some gardening pointers :) I don’t like ANY bugs PERIOD!!! I fly my mom down here to do my gardening..

Grace- LMAO! Joker azz fools!

lurker

May 6th, 2009
10:26 am

Can’t eat different meats in the same day…Tuna, then beef…

Will not walk barefeet…period…at home our out and about.

GERMOPHOBIC…avoid as much as possible touching doors, knobs, etc. If no one is looking I’ll use my sleeve or napkin or foot or shirt tail, etc.

Can’t do men w/arched brows (just a bit too gay for me)

Don’t do metrosexual…a bit more to the left and we’ve got a homosexual

Don’t like sitting behind/after folks. In the hair salon I cannot stand to take the dryer behind someone (mainly if the seat is still warm). I’m okay once the seat has cooled.

Will not eat or drink behind someone…(honestly) unless it’s a love interest that I waaaay too comfy with and we’ve pretty much have done EVERYTHING….meaning maybe a nibble off their spoon if they want me to taste something (while practically putting the spoon in my mouth)

Will not allow garbage to be put in my kitchen garbage can. Bags are used and taken out daily. I know I know, the garbage can is just sitting there…lol

Will not eat from any Chinese restaurants in Atlanta except Mulans…that’s the only one I trust.

Will not eat any cooked food from coworkers. If it’s a company luncheon, will only eat food that was purchased and whatever I fix/cook.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
10:26 am

I like to fart and i do it constantly and incessantly thru out the day…I consider it to be another form of breathing :twisted: :???:

I am allergic to tatoos and any female with them,esp on ur breastest :grin:
I do not eat ketchup,mustard nor Mayo. Yikes! :evil:
When i order a salad at a resteaurant/joint, I want to put the dressing by myself coz I dont trust the server-ladies’ jack ass long-nails and the attendant gems on them :twisted:
If u’re a woman and u smoke,just move outa my way with ur mulchy, stinking breath!

Women who spill water and stuff in the common breakroom areas and dont clean up..oh lawd!,i have so much low opinion of u. :evil:

Saturdays,if i aint planing to go outta the house,I wont take a bath.The most I do is wash my face,brush my teeth…eh,eh,eh,thats it! A man gotta take a break and look real stinking raw smetimes….hehehe!

When its raining at nite and its a friday or weekend satrday, i luv to sleep on the floor of the living room.Just enjoying the rain.My younger daugher has taken on the disease as well.Queen hates it but she will join in with the rest of the fam!
Since I am an Astronaut and used to heights,(coming back at u Sassy :lol: ), i just luv tall women but not taller than myself.
I luv all beautiful women but I wish my neuronce wld be more kind to light pretty chicks.Something about me on that :???: I see u and recognize ur beauty BUT somehow my wang loses the charge in hiz battery upon sighting u. :lol: :twisted:

PS one more:
Whenever i download in the bathroom, i gotta look back and look at that mound in the holding chamber be4 i flush it and leave the stinking room.Dont know what that is about. :???:

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:26 am

Leggs- WOW!! That is special :)

I dance in the mirror naked evrey morning and any time a song I like comes on :)

i KISSED you before i MET you

May 6th, 2009
10:27 am

happy hump day ladies and gents!

@WISE
you broke into BLANCA’S e-mail? lol. kudos to me!

mood today: excited about my lunch date today. the butterflies are bustin’ my azz again. lol.

Foots

May 6th, 2009
10:27 am

I don’t like chocolate chips. I love chocolate, but I don’t trust chocolate chips. I have to REALLY want a cookie to eat chocolate chip cookies.

When I eat a bowl of cereal other than Raisin Bran or Corn Flakes, it’s an event because while I’m fine with those cereals being soggy, I hate other soggy cereal. So I sit there with a bowl, the whole box and the milk and add a little of each at a time and eat until I’m full.

I love sniffing the top of a new baby’s head.

Mo (aka Moeisha- looking for a new haircut)

May 6th, 2009
10:27 am

Morning All!! Oh this should be fun as I am cracking up already at some of the responses. A few of my own oddities are:

When eating fries or chips I eat all the “whole” or longest ones first then the short ones or crumbs

Like Raqi I avoided military men, specifically Navy men (had a bad experience with the ones at the Norfolk Navy base)

I hate chest hair…..period

When bored I play with my hair or twist my earrings repeatedly

DO NOT READ MY MAGAZINES BEFORE I DO!!!

I dont like dudes that have to touch you when they talk (you hand, back, shoulder… gimme my personal space, dayum)

And since I am only 5 ft tall if you are 8ft10 please leave me alone. I dont care how “attracted” you are to short women, I dont like you

lurker

May 6th, 2009
10:28 am

….me too….cannot leave the house with the bed unmade

lurker

May 6th, 2009
10:28 am

WILL NOT DO QUES

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

May 6th, 2009
10:30 am

SASSY…Girl…” avoid guys with the “wet noodle” shake.” Me Too. When I met somebody I give a firm handshake. Although I am a bit OCD and do not like to shake hands because I do not know where they have been. But if I do….you had better not give me the wet nooodle. Men always comment on my handshake and its firmness and I tell them…a weak handshake shows a lot about a man.

Also…I hate when hair sheds on the bathroom sick or floor so I am always pulling out my vaccuum to get it up real quick.

Now I dated a guy who had the possibility of a uni-brow so he always got that center waxed. Nothing else…but he said he did not want to look like Ernie from Sesame Street. I can understand that. And I loves me not neat long locks. They are sexy! Give me a tall fine man with locks…. Lions & tigres & bears..oh my!

PEACH404..I hate the parking here. Being from NY most of our parking is parallel and I can get into any parking space. I carck up laughing at the folks who can;t do it. I have friends here that even if they are driving, they get out and make me park it. But I know folks laugh at how I pull into the straight parking. I pretty much have to back out and repark because like you…it has to be straight. But girl you must drive yourself crazy during pollen season. I do not even wash my car for that 2 months. I keep the interior vaccumed and wash the windows at the gas station.

RAQI…Like Mase,I have an issue with any of my food touching. I do not see how people can pile food on top of each other. First off if you have to pile…that means you are eating way too much….and we wonder why America is fat and has all these health problems. Not to mention…why the hell do they fry everything in the South? Geez! :roll: I have started to eat my food on saucers so that I control my food portions.

JtJ

May 6th, 2009
10:31 am

Morning All,

I definitely have quirks about me that even I question about myself.
1. I hate to see mayo and mustard smeared on a sandwich and will not eat it unless it is mixed on something. I will eat mayo in tuna salad, but nothing else. I will eat mustard, but only when mixed with ketchup, so it is not visible.
2. I can’t stand for my bread to touch my other foods on my plate or get wet. Wet bread makes me gag!
3. I cannot stand to see a man in PINK!
4. I will not use a toilet (even with seat covers) if I see a spec of hair on the seat!!! I am afraid of pubic hairs!!
5. I believe people who always start their sentences off with “let me tell you” ARE LIARS!!

@ARED… .your rusty azz comment to Melo made me choke on my water!!! Hilarious! Wonder if he told her about dinner???

BOSTON WILL COME BACK TONIGHT!!!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
10:32 am

Also, I thought this was normal and that it happened to everyone. When I drink soda, my ears burn.

Since I wasn’t born with any eyebrows, I won’t go anywhere without penciling in my eyebrows.

I hate my food touching each other.

Won’t eat anything with “wet bread/dough” (like peach cobbler).

lurker

May 6th, 2009
10:33 am

No one knows this but I have to put toilet paper or seat covers in public toilets because I don’t want any foreign water to splash on me…I stand to pee and sometimes that hitting the water causes a splash

Melo Saw a chick at the Varsity yesterday…6′6 (you know I asked). How’s that for tall?

lurker

May 6th, 2009
10:34 am

Enter your comments here

Foots

May 6th, 2009
10:35 am

Lioness My cat does the same thing, so I try to make it up before I let him in my room in the morning. I did get into the habit of making my bed up and making sure the house is clean before I leave every morning (except for my bathroom). When I was trying to sell my old house, I had to do that, and after two months of it, it became a habit to have my house in Open House condition.

What gardening tips do you need? I’m not that bad, but my mom and dad are pros.

My list continued:

I dance in the mirror because I like to watch myself move.

When I’m not watching something specific on TV, the TV stays off because I love complete quiet the majority of the time at home. No radio, no nothing. Sometimes, I don’t want to hear another person’s voice AT ALL.

Grace

May 6th, 2009
10:35 am

I can’t do a sleep over unless I bring my fan even in the dead of winter. I had to end up spending the night at my beau’s house, well he didn’t have a fan and I didn’t have a spare one in my trunk, I told him we needed to go to walmart to buy a fan, he was pissed b/c it was so late and he was sleepy, but he went along with me anyway. He kept saying that he could turn the air down to 60 degrees, I told him it could be minus 30 degrees I would still need a fan. The whole way driving to wally world he kept looking at me and shaking his head. I was determined to get my fan. :D

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:39 am

I don’t mess with dudes who have served in any type of military service!

Lurker- I too don’t eat very many peoples food cause I need to know how it was prepared. My ex made me dinner and I cringed at eating it but I had to :( People sneeze over food and believe that the heat kills the bacteria :(

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
10:39 am

@Lioness, I know, it’s weird. Only my ex and my daugther know. Well, Blogsville now know!

@JtJ, my gf laughs at me all the time with the “wet bread”. Can’t do wet bread. And, I have never understood how ppl can mix their grits and eggs together.

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
10:41 am

My level of morality and integrity is increasing. Little white lies used to not bother. These days, they nibble on the edges of my consciousness.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
10:42 am

Obviously showering every day is a weird habit to some. I was sitting in the conference waiting for one of the folks to bring me a copied file. As he was handing me the file he said, or rather he asked me first if he could make a statement, but he said “you look fresh every morning. Like a morning breeze type fresh, even when you are not so nice”. (A backhand compliment? LOL) I told him it could be because I shower every morning. He said “every morning?” Yep every morning. He asked, “never at night?” Every night, but I have to have my morning shower. It wakes me up. Refreshes me. LOL

I guess it works.

Grace

May 6th, 2009
10:43 am

people who hide in their own house when someone knocks on their door/ring their door bell…they hurry and turn everything off and stand their quietly and then tip toe to the window peeking out waiting for the person to leave…..that is the craziest thing LOL

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
10:43 am

Lurker one of my exes would not eat Chinese food from anywhere. Would not step foot in one.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
10:44 am

Lioness I may fix a dish for a departmental luncheon and I’m thinking that other people will have to eat so the entire time, I’m washing my hands. I’m just thinking that I want to be careful handling something someone else is going to eat. Even like that cooking for folks I know.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
10:46 am

Raqi Just can’t be too careful with asian cuisine…lol

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
10:46 am

Stuff like making the bed every morning, having a clean house and all of that is not something I consider a quirk or even odd. For me it’s a given. It is how I was raised and there is nothing abnormal about that.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:46 am

Raqi- Funny you mentioned that. I have NEVER heard of the shower @ night and go in the morning ish til I moved down here. I used to look at my ex sideways when he did that.. I need a shower in the moring too..

WET BREAD.. LAWD.. I can’t even begin to explain the disgust that runs through my head when it comes to thinking about that consistency..

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

May 6th, 2009
10:48 am

LURKER..girl I make my bed as soon as I awaken each day. I can not leave my bed unmade….

GRACE..are you going through the change? My mami freezes my poor dad because of her hot flashes.

LEGGS…I hate wet bread. I do not see how people eat gravy on biscuits. And why is the gravy white…looking like baby puke? EWWWW!
Never saw that back home….

RAQI…that is gross…dude thought you were weird because you bathe everyday? Wow! :shock:

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
10:49 am

Somehow, we went from personal quirks to pet peeves.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:50 am

lurker- Even when I am fixing a meal for myself, I wash ALL the ingredients I am using.. THat is a must!! I would wash ground meat if I could! I know A LOT of people who don’t wash meat with vinegar :( This chick I used to work with used to wash chicken with palmolive..

i KISSED you before i MET you

May 6th, 2009
10:52 am

where’s the fellas? lol.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
10:54 am

LOL Staceye I think his thing was that I shower in the morning. Every morning. A lot of people bathe at night and let that do. But I have to have my morning showers. It gets me going. And like the young said it makes me fresh and I guess I look it. LOL

The only time I did not shower was when I had the flu. I was too sick to even lift my head from the pillow. Other than that, every morning shower.

SexyCool I was thinking the same thing. LOL

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
10:54 am

And most of the pet peeves are not really that strange or odd.

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
10:54 am

I have a thing about butts. I watch the butt on men and women. All butts are not created equal and I am convince that a person with no butt is missing a genetic marker.

Foots

May 6th, 2009
10:55 am

Raqi It wouldn’t be weird if I wasn’t so obsessive with it. Even if I’m late, everything has to be in its place. I check every room in the house before I go to bed or leave in the morning, like something has changed. And I’m the only one who lives there.

I’m also obsessive about my finances and being paid up on my bills. I will go so far as to estimate power/water/gas usage and prepay what I THINK they will bill me. I check all of my accounts every day (I use MINT.com, so it’s easier) just to see if something is different.

I dream about tornadoes when something is bothering me in daily life.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
10:56 am

You guys are off and running. I still can’t think of anything. I need to ask my exes, I’m sure they have a laundry list. :lol:

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
10:57 am

For me something that qualifies as 110% quirky is something that you would probably only give an answer of “just because” if asked why you do it.

Grace

May 6th, 2009
10:58 am

Staceye Lawdy no!! It’s one of my crazy habits. I can’t even tell you what it does for me, but I can not sleep without a fan blowing directly on me every nite. My daughter is the same way and she’s 10. Just like I have to take a bath then a shower before I go to bed.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
10:59 am

Kym- You are a RIOT! I don’t know how men, white or black, think a woman with NO AZZ is attractive..

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
10:59 am

Hi Y’all!

Here is my list of quirk’s…..

- I can’t stand anyone who smells like pure butt…. I will try an stay quiet for as long as possible but I am known to call people out
- I can’t stand people who think they are better than other people… even though I have been called a snob….
- I have to sleep with the TV on and I program it before I go to sleep on shows I want to watch and when the TV should go off… Yes, I am sleep during this but I must know the TV is on with something I would like to watch just in case I wake up
- I can’t stand long hair on guys… if your hair is longer than mine then we have a problem
- I use to have a problem dating men who were uncut… my S.O. has broken me of the habit but I still find it weird….
- I can’t stand to see people shove food in their mouth. I eat very slowly and I expect people to wait on me to finish my food
- I can’t stand a dirty toilet…..I have a problem with my current S.O. about this…. I will hold my water until I get home or use the shower before I use a dirty toilet…
- When I am nervous I tend to scratch the top of my nose or grab my ear… don’t call me out on it either…
- I can’t stand body hair so Nair is like my best friend….
- I hate when people tell me I have big boobs or try and touch them…. I already know this thank you…
- I love to buy magazines flip through them and then toss them to the side….
- I have to talk to myself sometimes in the car because I have no one else to talk to…
- I have to have a pedicure because after I saw Boomerang I was never the same after that….

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
11:00 am

Grace- That is a MUST! If i take a bath, I MUST take a shower right after.. Nothing is clean about sitting in dirty bath water..

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
11:01 am

Grace I have been in love with two men with the same quirk. Both had to have the damn fan on to sleep.

My son eats his veggies or starch first then his meat. They can’t really touch.

I have to eat my fries first then my burger or other meat.

The smell of fresh cut grass makes me sexually excited.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
11:01 am

Like if someone asked me why when just sitting and thinking I trace my lips with my finger or my sunglasses. It’s just because. And most times I don’t realize I am doing it.

My baby brother, my husband and one of my best friends always ask, “what are thinking about?”. They have become familiar with that little habit of mine.

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
11:02 am

I think the fact that Down’s Syndrome people have the same face is beautiful.

i KISSED you before i MET you

May 6th, 2009
11:03 am

**If i take a bath, I MUST take a shower right after..**

same here!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
11:03 am

@Staceye/Lioness/JtJ, so glad to have you guys chime in on the wet bread issue. If I see it or some gets in mouth like a blimpie sandwich that I didn’t eat fast enuf, I will shake and shudder!

@Foots, your dreaming of tornadoes makes perfectly good sense to me!

Also, don’t like anything mushy or too thick…leave it alone Melo! :lol:

Don’t like fruit in my food, especially cooked fruit!

SlimOne

May 6th, 2009
11:04 am

Yall are cracking me up! Whoever said they hate sitting in a salon seat after someone just got up is just like me! I don’t know what it is, but I just imagine the chair smelling like hot azz and I don’t want that smell on my hiney.

I told yall before I can’t stand for cabinents and drawers in the kitchen to be open. You go in there, then close it back when you’re done. How hard can it be.

As far as food, I do mix my eggs, grits AND bacon up together. MMMmm now thats some good eatin’.

My toilet tissue has to come over the top of the roll. I can’t stand it the other way around.

I have to sleep with the closet door closed. Something about waking up in the middle of the night with a dark black crack in the door making you wonder what lurks beyond.

I have to sleep with a pillow between my knees.
I never chew a whole piece of gum, I always tear it in halves.

I can’t stand a dude with chewed up nails or either long nails….just plain creepy.

I only shave my legs from the knee down.
I can’t stand to have a chipped or rough-edged nail. Out comes the finger nail file.
I can’t stand seeing anybody spit. I must look away.
I can’t sleep with my mouth open, even if i’m sick and my nose is stopped up. I will stay up walking around, doing jumping jacks or anything to get my nose to open up before i can go back to sleep.

i KISSED you before i MET you

May 6th, 2009
11:04 am

y’all have a good one! **i don’t like these new early hours. ugh!**

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
11:06 am

think a woman with NO AZZ is attractive

Lioness just like not all men like women with long hair. Not all me like women that are a size 6. Not all men like women that are shorter than them.

Some men find fuller breast more attractive. Some men prefer the legs. Some the complexion. Some the smile.

It’s a personal preference that is justifiable. It’s what the person likes that makes the other personal attractive.

Like I prefer men with facial hair but I know a few women who will not date a guy with any hair on the face. I am not going to say “how can a woman find a man without facial hair attractive?” She does because it’s what she likes.

SlimOne

May 6th, 2009
11:07 am

I have a female friend of mine who has to shuffle cards in her hands while she watches tv. Now that is weird!

MELO

May 6th, 2009
11:10 am

I have to talk to myself sometimes in the car because I have no one else to talk to…

ohhhhhhh,give me a hugg sugar..ugh,ugh,ugh on ur BIG boobs. :lol:

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
11:11 am

SexyCool I love what you just said because it is not a sympathy statement for their condition, but it is a freakin’ beautiful statement.

Mo (aka Moeisha- looking for a new haircut)

May 6th, 2009
11:15 am

Kym – I have a similar sexual excitedness like yours with fresh cut grass triggered by burning leaves. Something about that smell I love!

Slimeone – I do the pillow b/w the knees thing too

Also: I cannot sleep on my back

Though I own plenty of pairs of pajamas I cant sleep in them, my
legs feel like they are suffocating

I hate the smell of sour hair…please wash your hair!! EEEWW

When taking a road trip I do not like to stop and when I do,
everything is done then. Also I dont mind if everyone riding
with me falls asleep, I enjoy my music better that way
anyway! :0)

Foots

May 6th, 2009
11:17 am

Slim You named a couple of mine that I forgot. I can’t walk by an open cabinet or drawer without closing it. And I HATE sleeping with the closet door open.

Another one, no matter how big the bed is or where I’m sleeping (home, vacation, family’s house, boyfriend’s apt), I HAVE to sleep on the left side of it. Even when I had a twin bed growing up, I slept on the left corner of it. I have to arrange the nightstand/clock to reflect that.

I can’t swallow nasty cough syrup or liquid medicine. All of my doctors know that this freaks me out and they personally apologize when they can’t give me something in tablet form.

I like staring out the window when it rains.

Here is a “just because” one for you Raqi: :LOL:

I comment out loud on random stuff that I’m walking past. It took my boyfriend a year to understand that if I’m walking past a red chair, I will automatically say “Oh, it’s a red chair” and I don’t need him to say anything about my comment.

Grace

May 6th, 2009
11:18 am

I have to talk to myself sometimes in the car because I have no one else to talk to…ggggiiiirrrlll :D

MELO

May 6th, 2009
11:20 am

Kym/Mo,can i plz cget that contract to cut ur grass??
I may decide not to charge u since u are blog mates and i wont bring no assistants.Just me and my tools :grin:

SlimOne

May 6th, 2009
11:22 am

Foots “Oh, it’s a red chair”

That sounds like a mild case of tourrets syndrome. Out of the blue yell, “I can make a booger talk!” :lol:

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
11:23 am

I cannot sleep w/the tv on.

When thinking, I hold my chin.

When I happy w/my food, I rock while eating.

Use to think gray clothing was for old people, but I like it now :lol:

I fear the jalapeno pepper!!!

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
11:23 am

Raqi- That is understood BUT they don’t fill out their panties.. Just baggy drawls or the string from the thong is not hidden AT ALL.. Facial hair comment was interesting but hair can be grown and cut off, azz can’t be acquired naturally if a person has none AT ALL.. I get what you are trying to say :)

Slim- I am the same with toilet tissue.. I cringe when it is the other way.

3rd wheel- i too have to fall asleep with the tv on but I put the sleep timer on.

SlimOne

May 6th, 2009
11:24 am

I look at my cootie coot often. You might come in the bathroom without knocking and see me with a hand held mirror checking out my Catfish. lol Don’t be alarmed. lol

Grace

May 6th, 2009
11:26 am

When I happy w/my food, I rock while eating – too funny & cute Leggs

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
11:26 am

I can’t sleep in a car while on a road trip.. Not trusting of other people driving me anywhere.. very few people I trust t drive me around..

SlimOne

May 6th, 2009
11:28 am

I don’t like falling asleep with the tv on, unless I’m taking a nap on the couch. Even then, the volume must be all the way down. I like it dark and quiet when I sleep. A guy I dated had to have the tv on and would use his Sleep timer faithfully, even if he was already falling asleep. That used to drive me crazy..but even worse, if we were int he kitchen and were about to go upstairs, he’d even put the kitchen tv on Sleep timer knowing no one was going to be down there. Didn’t it just make sense to turn it off right then and there? aaarrrgggghhhh!

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
11:29 am

When I’ve waited too long to go to the bathroom, I say to myself, “I gotta pee.” as I am sitting down on the toilet. Yes, I say it out loud. LOL.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
11:29 am

@SexyCool, my niece has Downs. That was a warmhearted statement you made. Thanks.

@SlimOne, I definitely can relate to :arrow: “I can’t stand for cabinents and drawers in the kitchen to be open. You go in there, then close it back when you’re done, and :arrow: :My toilet tissue has to come over the top of the roll. I can’t stand it the other way around.” I’ve changed many of my friends toilet paper when using the facility.

I always take my shoes off while driving.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
11:30 am

come in the bathroom without knocking and see me with a hand held mirror checking out my Catfish

Slim,i can understand that,esp if the last guy visitor was kinda chompy and bity bity with his mouth action.
Check it just to make sure he aint uprooted anything :lol: :evil:

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
11:31 am

lol ok I should have rephrased that because it sounds crazy…. when I have been drinking I like talking to myself in the car…. werid yes… crazy no…..

DuShawn

May 6th, 2009
11:31 am

I lay on the couch in boxers, scratch my nutz and then smell my finger tips. Afterwards, I grab the remote with the same nutsmelling hand and turn to ESPN.

Grace

May 6th, 2009
11:35 am

DuShawn that’s the main reason why I don’t shake men hands cos yall are always scratching and grabbing ur balls.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
11:35 am

I unplug my kitchen appliances and plug in only when I need to use something. The only thing plugged in is the refrigerator and the stove.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
11:37 am

Here is a weird one for me.

I hate for someone to hum while eating. That totally irks me. We are sitting there at the table and someone is humming. I don’t care how good the food is, stop humming.

However, the sound of a distance humming is a major turn on. Especially if it’s a machine or motor of some kind. Like the sound of a washer spinning. The sound of the A/C unit outside the window. The sound of my marido using his clippers/trimmers in the bathroom. Those sounds are major turn ons. But do not hum while eating.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
11:37 am

I don’t know how men, white or black, think a woman with NO AZZ is attractive..

As a woman lacking in the azz department, I can tell you there are plenty men out there that think I am simply beautiful. My current beau is one of them ;-)

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 6th, 2009
11:38 am

Just checking in. There are some weird hangups on line today. I guess I have to admit I like ketchup on my steak and most seafood instead of cocktail sauce. I usually order fries when I order a steak and dip my steak in when no one is looking.

Foots…how can you hate on “chocolate chips”? Now that is strange!!!

DuShawn

May 6th, 2009
11:38 am

@lurker “…WILL NOT DO QUES” you forgot to type “ANYMORE”. Obviously, some bruh got that azz and dogged you out.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
11:40 am

I use my right elbow to flush most times.

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
11:40 am

I thought of some more…

I think it’s funny when people pass gas and I am the first to laugh
I can’t stand for my food to touch each other
I can’t drink off brand sodas like Kroger or Check… if it’s not coke or pepsi it’s not for me
You will never catch me in a Food Depot or Ingles because I think their meat is dirty and the store smells
I can’t stand for people to have dirty smelly breathe that brings tears to my eyes

MELO

May 6th, 2009
11:42 am

what is ‘QUES’ lurker/DU??

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
11:43 am

Taz-Someone “lacking” is different from someone with “NO” azz..

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
11:43 am

But Lioness remember not all men naturally grow facial hair either.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
11:44 am

Melo- Thank you! I was wondering too :)

That “catfish” word for nana is HILARIOUS!! I stay veiwing my “catfish”..

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 6th, 2009
11:46 am

This is a bit scary…I may have been guilty of some of the “no no’s” listed above. Hmmm, I need to think about some of these. I knew “farting” was unacceptable, but never realized “military”, or “pointy heads” and I have been accused of “humming” while I eat (sinus condition I think).

I may have to go back to the monastery.

Foots

May 6th, 2009
11:46 am

Lion I can’t sleep while others are driving either.

Leggs I thought I was the only one that rocked or bopped while eating something that makes me happy. :lol:

I don’t usually sleep with the TV on because I know I would bring whatever is going on on TV into the dream. The only time I do that is during a presidential election, because they are counting votes all night, or if there is bad weather coming. Then it’s a blessing to be able to hear it in my dream and wake up to see what’s really going on.

I discovered that I was pretty good at this in middle school. I used to sleep with the radio on very low, to the point where I had to strain to hear it when awake, so that I wouldn’t miss my favorite songs if they happened to play them in the middle of the night.

Grace

May 6th, 2009
11:47 am

Leggshumming and rocking while eating some bomb diggidy fried chicken while Raqi is totally irked :D

Tazzee As a woman lacking in the azz department, I can tell you there are plenty men out there that think I am simply beautiful. My current beau is one of them…..two snaps!

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
11:48 am

OK, my quirks:

– I like to maintain a balance in my denomination of money. If I have two 20’s and a 5, I’ll break the 20 to get a 10 before using the 5 to buy something that costs $3. It’s really frustrating because lately 10 dollar bills are scarce. So I get a little peeved when the cashier gives me three 5’s instead of a 10 and a 5.

– I also make sure all my bills face the same direction when in my wallet or before I hand it to someone to pay for something.

– I balance my bank account to my check register and then my check register to my budget spreadsheet at least once a week and I check my bank accounts online daily.

– I won’t put my feet on a surface that I haven’t cleaned. I used to wear shower shoes ALL the time, but after I almost slipped in a tub, now I put down a towel before I shower some place foreign.

– Because I like the way I smell (and I fear ever having a smell) I smell my panties when I go to the bathroom. Just a quick sniff ;-)

– I refuse to kiss a man after he eats, unless we ate the same thing. Otherwise, he must brush his teeth and tongue. I don’t want to taste what you had….I don’t understand how folks wake up first thing in the morning and kiss, can’t do it.

– I use my signal light ALL THE TIME, in the parking lot, entering and leaving my driveway. If I’m turning, the signal light comes on.

– I don’t like my food to touch and I can’t stand soggy bread either. But certain foods are meant to be together like grits and eggs. Other than that – I have to get my corn muffin separated from my greens, and sweets can’t touch salty.

that’s all for now – gotta go get lunch.

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
11:50 am

Taz – I too am not as asstatically blessed as I would like to be. However, the @ss that I have looks great in panties and a t-shirt. (I don’t have extra @ss falling all over the place.)

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
11:51 am

I am DEATHLY afraid of people that HUM!!! OMGoodness! I think they are hexing me :(

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
11:52 am

OMG – TAZ – You brought back mention of the TOS Panty Posse!!! GIRL, I LOVE YOU!!!

Mrs. Aufton Izzabych

May 6th, 2009
11:53 am

Lioness what is the difference in having the genes that produces no @ss and having the genes that gives you darker skin.
Would it not be unfair or just plain ****** for a man to say “I can’t see how any man could find a woman with darker skin attractive”.

I am not lacking in the rear end department but I do have a darker complexion than my sister. Somethings you cannot naturally change. Therefore there is somebody for everybody.

Just like not all men love a “Raqi”, there are some that would drink my bath water.

But yeah back to the oddities.

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

May 6th, 2009
11:58 am

KYM….”I am convince that a person with no butt is missing a genetic marker.” Girl me too. Could it be because I have a Gluteus MAXIMUS that I think this is normal….can’t say. But a flat azz…just as a small peter should get a disablity goverment check! :lol: Last night where my home girl and I went was so crowded that people were standing around…and this guy had his azz like right in our faces. If it were a nice one..I would not mind…but it was flat. UGH! :roll: So we had this guy take picture of us pointing and laughing at his azz. Dide didn’t even notice. See my Facebook later today….I shall post it. I will title it….”Lackofassitis”…assolutely atrocious! :lol:

3RDWHEEL…” have to sleep with the TV on and I program it before I go to sleep on shows I want to watch and when the TV should go off… Yes, I am sleep during this but I must know the TV is on with something I would like to watch just in case I wake up”…Story of my life. I can not sleep in silence or a radio. I watch cartoons until I fall asleep.

MELO….you chatted with me all night at that party and I have 2 tattoos. Granted they were not on my breasts. :wink:

MO…can you send the 8′10 men to me….the shorties will not leave me alone. :lol:

SLIM…I close my BR door too. My active imagination goes wild! Not to mention my ghosts like to stand in the doorway! :lol:
Oh and I check the choc often too….gotta make sure to keep up the shaving and make sure I did not develop an ingrown. But thanks to the guys of the MLB I have not gotten clippers and rarely get them anymore.

I too scream a loud sigh of relief when sitting on the can….doing any action that I have been holding! :lol:

MO…I like to drive alone so I can play the music I want to and I do not have to talk to anyone. I can rewind the same part of a song 50 times if I want to.

GRACE…I hate to see guys ball scratching. I start thinking he didn’t wash his azz! EWWW!

LIONESS….girl I will go to sleep when somebody else is driving because if we crash I don’t want to see it coming. So you do not sleep on planes?

Oh an my mami hums a lot…so you’d be scared of her! LOL She is not the one in the family who does practice Santeria or Voo-Doo. :But those other locas in my family do! I avoid them.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
11:59 am

Mrs- Good for you BUT that is getting a bit deep there! Carryon :)

Mrs. Aufton Izzabych

May 6th, 2009
11:59 am

I also make sure all my bills face the same direction when in my wallet or before I hand it to someone to pay for something

Tazzee that is my dad right there. His money has to be organized with the smallest denom on top and the largest in the middle when he folds them in half.

Sassy Me....I make it do what it do baby :-)

May 6th, 2009
12:00 pm

I too am not as asstatically blessed as I would like to be. However, the @ss that I have looks great in panties and a t-shirt. (I don’t have extra @ss falling all over the place.)

Sexy and Taz I kind of had that affliction but I started walking up hill and doing a shyt load of squats and BAM…booty,booty,booty rockin errwhere! :)

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 6th, 2009
12:01 pm

I like ketchup on my steak (when no one is watching)..I put mayo on pork and beans (when no one is looking). I like Mayo but my favorite is JFG, which is being phased out…hate Dukes with a passion which was all my ex in laws ate and that got me on their ’shyte’ list from the first visit.

Could be worse though, I knew a guy who used to chew his toenails (not fingernails, toenails!!!). Now that was really wierd.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
12:01 pm

Staceye- I sleep on planes cause if anything there is nothing that I could do to prevent it. In a car, there is a difference. If the person driving is tired & nods off, I am awake to see that :)

MELO

May 6th, 2009
12:01 pm

Raqi?? i mean bytch, hw can u be a bytch but have no AZZ??

I find that most if not all bytches have out-size Azzes.Thats one of the qualifiying criteria any way :grin: :evil:
When younger i used to associate a big azz with some form of STD affliction.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
12:02 pm

Sassy- You are too funny!

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
12:04 pm

My favorite food in the world is a beef hot dog. (I don’t like telling anybody that because it seems so unsophisticated. LOL)

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
12:05 pm

Randy- Did he spit them out? I see with your weird eating habits, you are never constipated :evil: LOL

MELO

May 6th, 2009
12:05 pm

MELO….you chatted with me all night at that party and I have 2 tattoos. Granted they were not on my breasts

You got such strong redeeming qualities Staceye
And ur Azz is certified DANG-DAMN-IT-PLATINUM….. :lol:

Mrs. Aufton Izzabych

May 6th, 2009
12:10 pm

I like ketchup on my steak

Randy I know a man that will have you tarred and feathered for that statement. LOL Nothing but A1 steak sauce…if anything.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
12:12 pm

Yes, all money must be in order. I have a gf that stuffs all her bills in her wallet all willy nilly. I cannot do that!

@RandyT, ketchup and steak go together (at least in my house).

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
12:12 pm

Lioness – I guess you’re right, ‘lacking’ and ‘no’ are two different things, but I’ve had my fair share of ribbing for lacking. That’s why I ask guys ‘are you a butt man or a breast man?’ :lol:

On driving – I can’t stay awake when someone else is driving. Must be the control freak in me but if I’m not driving, I’m sleeping.

Mo (aka Moeisha- looking for a new haircut)

May 6th, 2009
12:13 pm

Staceye – you get the short dudes and I get the Shaquille O’Neals of the world! I sure will send them to you! Dont send me dudes that are too short though. I have a rule that both of us cant have feet that swing from the bar stool and its cuter when I do it. :0) And I love a road trip alone!!

Sexy & Tazzee – if there were a way for me to give ya’ll some azz I would cause I have always had a lil more “junk in my trunk”.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
12:15 pm

SexyCool At least you didn’t just say hot dogs. Those other hotdogs are just meat. Now the mystery is what kinds and how much of each. LOL

The best beef hot dogs that I have tasted in a long time are the ones you get at Universal Studios in Fla. Man those things are good. And the ones you get at Target’s food court is the next best. Yep I said Target’s. Now that would be considered unsophisticated if anything.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
12:16 pm

SexyCool – I almost didn’t mention the panty sniffing but all my other quirks were so ‘vanilla’, LOL – yes the Panty Posse. And yes, I can rock the panty/t-shirt combo very well.

Sassy – step-ups, lunges, squats – you name it, I’ve tried it. No boom, but it’s not flat as a pancake either.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
12:17 pm

DuShawn that’s the main reason why I don’t shake men hands cos yall are always scratching and grabbing ur balls.

That’s why I wouldn’t let the dude at the Varsity take my order…for this reason alone.

Dushawn@lurker “…WILL NOT DO QUES” you forgot to type “ANYMORE”. Obviously, some bruh got that azz and dogged you out.

If you say so. Pay attention….I’ve never done a Que…remember I said I’m best friend with one….and the stories he’s told. Don’t be so quick to judge and think everybody has been a victim…gheesh. Not that I know or owe you an explanation.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
12:18 pm

I cannot sleep riding in the car with someone I don’t know well or trust.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
12:20 pm

That’s why I ask guys ‘are you a butt man or a breast man?

Tazzee?? Got Milk!?? (see my moustache)I can work with and cling to that breast :lol:
But at least when u slip off the clothing,the cleavage is tantalizing, right? scratch marks,the choco skin…ughhhhhhhhhh :lol: :twisted:

Grace

May 6th, 2009
12:20 pm

Raqi/SexyCool the only hot dog I will eat is Nathan’s hot dog, if it’s not Nathan’s I’ll pass.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
12:21 pm

Sometimes the rear end is more fat than muscle. Or neither. If you have very little muscle there then no matter how much exercise you do to plump it, it ain’t happening. If the person’s is more fat, not every one’s fat cells gather in the same regions.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
12:21 pm

Dushawn in addition to the fact that I was a finalist for a dual degree scholarship and was invited to the AU Center for lunch and a tour and had etched in my virtous (at that time) brain what I’ll never forget. “Que dogs” I believe was/is the term, running amuck half naked and OUT OF CONTROL. I vowed then bruh. Just having a close friend that’s one keeps me as far away as I can run…not the mention the horrific things you’ve mentioned you’ve done. So, sorry not everybody play Willy lump lump

MELO

May 6th, 2009
12:24 pm

lurker,whats a QUE?

Grace

May 6th, 2009
12:25 pm

If you have very little muscle there then no matter how much exercise you do to plump it, it ain’t happening. Raqi There are some men out there that swear they can make a woman grow some @ss, isn’t that right Melo?

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
12:27 pm

Grace prime example of a man that thinks more of himself than is proven fact. LOL

lurker

May 6th, 2009
12:27 pm

Melo infamous Omega Psi Phi man

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
12:29 pm

I like hebrew national hot dogs :) Yum.. I prefer them roasted not boiled

MELO

May 6th, 2009
12:30 pm

some men out there that swear they can make a woman grow some @sssome @ss,isn’t that right Melo?

Very right Grace!! :grin:
And thats why im never a strong proponent of condoms.If u want to ward off disease,better get tested but u need to enjoy and get nourishment from the juice juice.Protein baabeh!!Thats what seperates AZZ and NO AZZ.
Remember,most,if not all byiaatches have ample AZZ
Why u think thats so….??

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
12:32 pm

lurker

May 6th, 2009
12:36 pm

And yes, ya fellow Omega man tried, tried and tried. From hooking up, to eating out to can I take you and your daughter to a concert (right), azz being the motivation. When his brief attempts to go from friends to getting down didn’t yield azz like he thought he backed up. Ya’lls image is seriously being misrepresented. Wonder what his boys would think if they knew, as smooth as he comes off and projects, he’s calling hanging up, getting caught on my voicemail at work, driving by my house (didn’t know my daughter would walk outside…and I left him out there), showing up at places where I am…..this one is just rich. Dogged out…not hardly. Not a good image for a que.

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

May 6th, 2009
12:41 pm

Good Afternoon folks!

This is a funny topic!

The ex’s I have dated had to have these quirks!

1. Sleep with door close and on the rightside of the bed!
2. Have sex in the morning!
3. Unplug all appliances except the stove and fridge.

I have to take a shower in the morning!
I luv to mix up food groups!
I put barbecue sauce or ketchup on everything!

I luv to cut grass! ( For Mo and Kym) :smile:

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
12:42 pm

Lurker- OMGoodness! You have a stalker?? That is the WORST!

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
12:43 pm

Cougar- Oh My..

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 6th, 2009
12:43 pm

Actually, I think marriage might be a major contributor to the growth of a lady’s behind. I sure have seen a bunch of ladies whose azzes sure got bigger within a year of two of getting married ;-) . Strange…must be something in the water.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
12:43 pm

Grace prime example of a man that thinks more of himself than is proven fact

Raqi, u sounding like a SORE NO-AZZ!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
12:45 pm

WHAT, of coure Raqi got A$$, she’s preggo!

Grace

May 6th, 2009
12:45 pm

Randyt I guess that’s why most men say “they made that booty” :D

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
12:47 pm

Hello -

Interesting & fun topic!

I hate dirty MIRRORS!!

I do not like water and “stuff” = (hair products, flat irons, perfume, ect) on my bathroom counter when I’m using. If it’s not clean enough I will clean my bathroom before I use it, and I don’t mind running late because of it. My bathroom is usually cleaner than my bedroom area, and closet.

I want my salad dressing on the side of my salad when I ordered it. If the server forgets somehow that I’ve said “Dressing on the side, please”. I definitely send it back.

After I mop, I spray my floors with scented Linen Water, or Simple Pleasures (by Dounty) on the floor. Love fresh floors.

If I ask for Hot Sauce, don’t give me Tabasco sauce, there is a difference. Thanks.

I dance when food is good.

Lastly, for those how have kids:

Do not wait until I am on the phone before you start asking me if you can do/have something! It was just you and I, along with DEAD silence for 2-3 hours and you didn’t ask me a darn thing THEN?!!!

That ^^^^ should have been at the top of my list.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
12:47 pm

As a Delta, I can appreciate the Ques. But it does take a special woman to date em! The Bruhs are special! :lol:

MELO

May 6th, 2009
12:48 pm

Melo infamous Omega Psi Phi man

Oh,sorry lurker.I was home schooled,hence my ignorance :grin:

Grace

May 6th, 2009
12:50 pm

Do not wait until I am on the phone before you start asking me if you can do/have something! It was just you and I, along with DEAD silence for 2-3 hours and you didn’t ask me a darn thing THEN?!!! Ceemeeli my kids say they do that coz they know I’m gonna say yes, go ahead to get them to be quiet—->dirty rascals

lurker

May 6th, 2009
12:50 pm

Lioness That’s why it’s sooo funny when these dudes pop on here like they’re the be all when it comes to relationships. He would die his if circle of friends found out how he’s simping. His circle of ho-ish boys would be even more appalled. When I wouldn’t answer my phone once, he started texting from his boy’s phones. I tell ya….the things that wanting azz will make a man do…lol. I don’t have the heart to tell him I know it’s him. Funny too how I can say something to him about his character and as hard as he tries to come off, it so hits below the belt. I don’t mean malicious but truthful stuff. Told him this is his first experience with a sista that will get brash with him.

Grace

May 6th, 2009
12:51 pm

I meant my kids do that to me coz…..

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
12:51 pm

Melo you are only 1/2 right. I am sore, but the state of my @ss is just fine.

And no matter what that state may be to someone else, I know (read: have) a man who enjoys palming it on the regular.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
12:52 pm

I can’t STAND for people to talk to me while I am on the phone! It makes me want to immerse them in hot oil..

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
12:57 pm

Grace – I dunno if i did my mom like that. But i dare think that i did becuase that women can look at me and i’d sit my happy self down somewhere.

So talking while she was on the phone was a given – WAIT til she was done.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
12:58 pm

Lioness – Dang i never thought about the oil burn! LOl…Girl, that’s something else.

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
1:01 pm

Cee- It is so rude cause for some reason they believe that you should be talking to them instead of the person you are on the phone with. :evil:

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
1:04 pm

It makes me want to immerse them in hot oil

That could be kind of fun… :oops:

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
1:04 pm

Don’t like those minature bricks they put on people’s salads (croutons).

Don’t understand why people crunch up crackers into their soup?

I must lock bathroom and bedroom doors while taking a shower.

Foots

May 6th, 2009
1:07 pm

Cee My sister’s kids are like that. And my sister KNOWS that we were not raised to be interrupting grown folks conversations like that. So since she apparently won’t teach her kids the same thing, whenever I see them do it, I say in my Tee-Tee (my form of Auntie) voice: Y’all stop bothering ya mama while she on the phone. Y’all see she talking bout grown folks business!!

My question for her is, why the heck do you let them do that?!? I could see if it was something important, but mostly, they just want to interrupt because nobody is talking to them. They end up wanting to tell you about that time they wore a certain dress when they were 4, or something like that.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while blogging

May 6th, 2009
1:08 pm

I have to sleep with a ceiling fan on all year round. If not its gotta be cold so I can bundle up.

I can sleep dam near anywhere. Leave me alone for to long and you lose me.

All my clothes are hung by color in my closet. Pants on the lower rack and shirts on the higher rack. Suits and linen go on their own rack but all clothes start from light and get darker.

I still fold my socks the way I learned in the military.

All workout t shirts are rolled while t-shirts I wear under my clothes are folded. Always.

I never wear a shirt without a tshirt. it feels so nasty under the arms.

All shoes must match the belt. Always. It just feels wrong not to match. Also, socks must match the shoes and belt.

I have a sock fetish. I have about 40 pairs of dress socks and 20 white socks. Also, I could never wear black athletic socks.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while blogging

May 6th, 2009
1:12 pm

Last one, I hate sleeping on sheets. I cover up on top of my comforter so if I get hot I can get out. I’ve slept on sheets maybe 6 times in the last 5 years. yes, if you spend the night you sleep on the sheets and i sleep on top of the comforter. LOL

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
1:12 pm

Lioness – You are right it is the rudest.

I have two more –

I drive with my shoes off, and sometimes one foot is propped up in my driver seat (under my thighs). Unless i have a dress on.

I won’t cook on dirty stoves or grills.

I was a someone home and clean thier grill before. (A friend of a friend’s home). It was used once, they said. I don’t care, it’s looked used. And you cain’t be serving fresh grill meat to folks, when you’ve cooked it over kibbles and bits from the last time it was used.

Nah boo, that’s okay.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
1:14 pm

Won’t sit my purse on my bed.

Can’t wash my face during bath time. Always wash with a separate cloth after bathing.

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

May 6th, 2009
1:15 pm

Lioness you got some pint-up emotions you need me to relieve? :smile:

You are sound like you ready to hurt someone! :wink:

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
1:15 pm

if you spend the night you sleep on the sheets and i sleep on top of the comforter. LOL

Truth – I meant to ask you about that the first time I slept over. :P

I’d sleep on the comforter with you, my saltwater taffy. :D

Le Siren

May 6th, 2009
1:17 pm

I can’t sleep with my feet hanging off the bed…goes back to a childhood fear of a monster being under my bed:)

When I pump gas, it has to end on a whole number ie. 25.00 NOT 25.06…that really irks me, but I’m working on it!

I check myself out in every mirror/reflection that I pass…

If I’m on a date, I always brush my teeth in the ladies room before we leave the restaurant…

MissQC ;)

May 6th, 2009
1:18 pm

MY SISTER ‘YVONNE’ IS GRADUATION FROM GEORGIA STATE UNIVERSITY ON SATURDAY 2PM @ THE GEORGIA DOME…..THANK YOU JESUS!:):):):):)

Have a Blessed Day Bloggers ;)

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
1:19 pm

“My question for her is, why the heck do you let them do that?!? I could see if it was something important, but mostly, they just want to interrupt because nobody is talking to them. They end up wanting to tell you about that time they wore a certain dress when they were 4, or something like that.

TeeTee – That’s cute.

Foots, sis that must be the newest, rudest thing that has engulfed my kid. Thank you for mediating the kids from getting a “cold look” or verbal wrath, from your sister when they interupt her.

MissQC ;)

May 6th, 2009
1:19 pm

BK & DEMI if you’re lurking text me I want to invite you to her GRADUATION PARTY :)

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
1:19 pm

Can’t wash my face during bath time.

Lurker why not? I actually use Biore cleansing cloths and products on my face, but your statement made me go, hmmm. Why not during bath time? hmmm

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

May 6th, 2009
1:20 pm

That’s you sound like you ready to hurt someone! Lioness

I do not wear wife beater tee’s.
I take 3 towels to the shower all the time!
I can go to sleep anywhere.
All my meat items must be cooked well done!

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
1:20 pm

@Tazzee I do the panty-cooch check.

Since the age of 12 if I take a bath I masturbate(I blame Judy Blume for this one)

I can’t sleep with my bedroom door open not even for a nap.

And I was not trying to cause a controversy on the butt thang. I have sought of a wide bottom but one butt check is bigger than the other.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
1:21 pm

Hey QC, did your brother Darrell get married yet?

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
1:21 pm

cheek not check. I am full cant think straight

Foots

May 6th, 2009
1:23 pm

Raqi Why not during bath time?

I’m not sure why she does it, but I know folks that do it because they don’t like washing their face with the same washcloth they washed their azz with. :grin:

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
1:25 pm

Kym no controversy here.

And I dare not touch that 12 yr old bath thingy. My son went from having to be made to take a bath to having to be forced out of the bathroom.

Wise Diva

May 6th, 2009
1:26 pm

Wait, this opinionated bunch has yet to ID who is cute or crazy? LOL I’m catching up

Foots

May 6th, 2009
1:26 pm

Cee That’s the thing. She would NEVER give them the same look we got growing up. Everything out of their mouth is the most important thing ever said. They are normally very respectful children, but if they feel ignored for a minute, they will buck up.

It’s irritating now, but just imagine 15 years from now when somebody has to work with them or date them. I wish she would teach them NOW!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
1:27 pm

Foots I get that, but would you not wash your face first? Or is there something so disgusting on your face that you wouldn’t dare put near your behind. LOL

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 6th, 2009
1:27 pm

In reading this, are any of you getting the same thought as I am…it is no wonder we are single, we are frikkin weird!!!

(and for the record, I include myself…when this stuff is put down on paper things seem to take a whole new and greater significance!!!).

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
1:29 pm

WiseDiva we sort of veered off into talking about pet peeves rather than quirks, so it kinda lost it’s steam. But I have read some cutes and crazies.

Let me go back and not them.

Lurker no face washing in one for sure.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
1:31 pm

Truth,i cant pump gas while sleeping atop of the comforter,it dont feel right(wait a minute,Les Siren,u talking about Q-t,right??!!)

It gotta be in da sheets.

I just luv to see a woman’s wet deposits on sheets after a romp.

No work shoe feels comfortable to me other than a Bostonian.If the pait i have gets old, i go get another pair.

I will order my kids to go clean the dishes soon after a meal.I cant stand a nasty,dishes-in-the-sink kitchen!

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
1:31 pm

Randyt – I’m still thinking. :lol: But yeah…some of these quirks are still quirk a licous! :lol:

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
1:34 pm

@Cemeeli, “I drive with my shoes off, and sometimes one foot is propped up in my driver seat (under my thighs). Unless i have a dress on. I do the same dang thing! I even told myself if in an accident, I will surely break my leg. When I say that to myself is when I put my leg down.

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

May 6th, 2009
1:36 pm

MELO…. :lol: You are crazy! My Azz was covered!

MO… :lol: Girl you are funny!

RANDY…the married ones stop workign out when get the new name! the old bait and switch! :lol: But not all women though.

TRUTH…Habibi..you are so military! :lol:

QC…congrats to your lil sis!

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
1:36 pm

I check myself out in every mirror/reflection that I pass… Same here Le Siren.

Raqi I don’t wash my face while bathing either. I don’t wash my face first because when I’m in the bath, I sweat so by the time I finish my bath, my face will be sweaty and I need to wash it again. So the face gets washed AFTER I bathe and brush my teeth.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
1:38 pm

Why not during bath time?

Raqi u expalined it,there is no rational explanation for it,right??

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
1:38 pm

@Le Siren, the whole number gas was funny to me. I purposefully end mine on a crazy low number because I’m enrolled in “Keep The Change” w/BankAmerica. Stop at $12.06 and $.94 cents is placed in my savings account. Every little bit helps!

lurker

May 6th, 2009
1:39 pm

FootsI’m not sure why she does it, but I know folks that do it because they don’t like washing their face with the same washcloth they washed their azz with.

Raqi…that’s why

lurker

May 6th, 2009
1:40 pm

Raqi I guess I could use the cloth before bathing but never thought about it. Once I’m done bathing it’s off to brushing my teeth and washing my face. Probably just the drill now.

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
1:41 pm

Oh yeah..

Women or men with wigs and hairpieces(noticable wigs and hairpieces) crack me up. I just have the urge to yank them off and go…HAAA YA Gotcha!!!

lurker

May 6th, 2009
1:43 pm

Women or men with wigs and hairpieces(noticable wigs and hairpieces) crack me up. I just have the urge to yank them off and go…HAAA YA Gotcha!!!

Haven’t seen any men with wigs or hairpieces but that’s definitely not doable

MELO

May 6th, 2009
1:44 pm

I dont wince when im peeing on the urinal,like i see some men do(i think those that do need a prostrate cancer check) :evil:

I dont shake my wang quickly and up and down after I pee to shake off the excess pee,like some do.Its illogical! That pee will litter my pants if i do… hmmmmm ;???:
I wash my hands after i pee or download.Seems obvious but u’ll be surprised at men that go in,pee ordownload and come out with a str8 face! No hand wash whatsover and nothing registering on that brain :twisted: :oops: (thanx Ared for that one)

Foots

May 6th, 2009
1:44 pm

Raqi I don’t know. I used to keep separate washcloths when I was younger, one for face and one for rest of the body. But then I realized that I didn’t really care like that. Unless I’ve just dropped bombs like Hiroshima.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
1:45 pm

Melo…..but u’ll be surprised at men that go in,pee ordownload and come out with a str8 face! No hand wash whatsover and nothing registering on that brain

actually that’s not surprising…lol

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
1:46 pm

Everything out of their mouth is the most important thing ever said.

Foots Kids have an exhalted sense of “liberal righeousness” <– (the best way i can put it). They feel their question/conversation is jus as important, if not more important as any conversation.

Maybe they are just lil talkers? What’s their age?

I think sister will come to grips and show “the look”, or say something “verbal lashing”, as a warning to kids of not be rude during a conversation. Not to say it won’t ever happen again (cause it will) but at least if she trains them they will know better.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
1:46 pm

@RandyT = YES!

Quite a few have said, including myself, that the face is the last part of the body washed (with a different washcloth). That’s when Mr. I’m Swiss came on saying he doesn’t use a washcloth.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while blogging

May 6th, 2009
1:48 pm

Melo, a special thanks for describing with great detail all your hygiene techniques. I always wondered if you shook up and down or side to side. Now i know.

Foots, Hiroshima lmao.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
1:50 pm

(thanx Ared for that one)

melo – No thank YOU! I finally have some quirks to share!

I go thru great lenghts to avoid public restrooms. I can typically go a whole work day without having to use one. So when I get home it’s the first thing I do.

When I do have to use a public restroom I of course squat. If I do have to touch a toilet seat, at least 3 layers of sani-seats/toilet paper is on that rim, and in the bowl to prevent splashing.

I don’t like to cook in anyone’s kitchen but my own.

Often when I’m standing at home I’ll prop one leg up like a flamingo.

I don’t prefer doors closed in my house.

I stack papers rather than just file or throw them away.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
1:52 pm

Leggs

“I even told myself if in an accident, I will surely break my leg. When I say that to myself is when I put my leg down.

Never thought of that :) . Maybe i should stop. Hmmm, but then if that leg is saved in the car accident because it was folded in the seat. One leg is better than none.

Yea (i’m reaching), that’s ^^^ my excuse to continue sitting on my leg, Leggs. :)

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
1:58 pm

@Cemeeli…”folded in the seat?” I don’t drive sitting on my leg. I drive with my leg folded leaning against the car door and my foot touching my inner thigh. If in an accident, believe it will quickly snap!

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
1:59 pm

Hey everybody…

Cee and Leggs – I do the same thing, driving barefoot, left leg propped up too, so don’t feel bad. Staceye – rode trips, I love em’…music blasting, and singing as loud as possible or to my daughters, and don’t get me started on putting my favorite jams on repeat!

Foots and Slim I can’t sleep with the closet doors open either…childhood thing, I guess. LOL Love dancing in the mirror naked or not and/or checkin’ myself out too.

Tazzee Kym and SxyCool …raising my hand, proudly… I do the panty check as well…just a habit really.

Lurker I wash my face with a seperate washcloth as well…one of those “just because” situations, Raqi ….but also because I read a person really should have about four…so I’m only short one! LOL

Which reminds me of the time I was running late and tried brushing my teeth before showering, while standing in the shower! OMG! I felt as if I fed my “Sockeye Salmon” a York peppermint patty!…so uncomfortable! I tried washing it like 3x’s!!!…I sat in a meeting at work that day feeling as if I had implanted a mini AC in my panties…but looking suspect like the woman on the preperation H commercials! Lmao

…let’s see, I don’t drink, eat anything blue…blue juice/punch?!! It gives your mouth and teeth the look of death…plus mentally, I think I’m drinking pool water.

I have a tendency to gently stroke my azz, when I get up from sitting too long or after taking off a nice fitting pair of jeans.

I talk to myself in the mirror, laugh at myself, answer myself…heyal…sometimes a whole dayum convo…my daughters are sometimes like…”Mommy, who were you….???…oh, you’re just talking to yourself again…” and snicker. lol

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
2:03 pm

@Jamoca, on the topic of blue – when I went house hunting had to tell my agent not to look at any blue houses for me. For some reason, beyond my comprehension, I don’t care for blue houses!

lurker

May 6th, 2009
2:03 pm

Jamo I have a tendency to gently stroke my azz, when I get up from sitting too long or after taking off a nice fitting pair of jeans

Subconsciously?

talk to myself in the mirror, laugh at myself, answer myself…heyal…sometimes a whole dayum convo…my daughters are sometimes like…”Mommy, who were you….???…oh, you’re just talking to yourself again…” and snicker.

Now that was funny

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
2:03 pm

Like Taz, I like how I smell. lol

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
2:04 pm

Legs – I mean, i sit on my legs. The left leg is under my thighs. Then when i’m on cruise control i will prop it up. Sometimes.

Speaking of….Aren’t your legs like 5555 ft long?

Cee now wondering…WTH??? :shock:

Professor

May 6th, 2009
2:05 pm

I like putting potato chips in my sandwiches (mom would not allow me to do this growing up), and I will only do it in the privacy of my own home…never in public, but I hate for my food to touch.

When I get mad I bite my bottom lip. When someone is lying, talking crazy and etc., I raise my right eyebrow. For some reason I can only do the number two at my house or at a hotel and I must take my pants off and read something even if it is just the Lysol can.

When I go to bed, the room must be cold, dark and quite.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
2:07 pm

Love dancing in the mirror naked or not and/or checkin’ myself out too.

“Naked” or not, I peeped that. No that get’s a – REJECT!!!

I’m jus playin’…i’m just playing”’.

Jamoca – You have the coolest list. IT’s funny!!!

But auh, do you really answer yourself back when you’re talking to yourself?

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
2:09 pm

OM Goodness. I see you got jokes today. No, my legs aren’t that long and I’m very limber so bending and folding them is not a problem Now, that shyt was funny!

Dan

May 6th, 2009
2:09 pm

I can’t be in a room without air circulating, let alone sleep…

I too use two washcloths,

When I sit still too long my leg starts to shake uncontrollably,

Y’all are funny today….”I like the way I smell (cute)”

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
2:11 pm

@Professor, whew I’m truly laughing at the Lysol can. I undestand about taking the pants off. When I get a stomach ache (which are notorius), I have to take all my clothes off (I get too hot).

lurker

May 6th, 2009
2:12 pm

Dan….When I sit still too long my leg starts to shake uncontrollably.

another funny one

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
2:12 pm

…oh and if I find a really comfortable spot up against a wall or pilar, I have the tendency to shift myself to one side (usually my right hip) of my body, with one foot on top of the other.

…and Cee Gurl, you already know! Foots My daughters?!?! …they learned early on about that interrupting mess. I tell them, if “you ain’t on fiya, it is NOT an emergency to come interrupting me while I’m on the phone. You can sometimes hear them in the other room, contemplating if one should come speak to me on behalf of the others. Then they come to their senses. LOL I’ve had some folks say, “why don’t I hardly ever hear your girls?” …I’m like, “they’re not crazy!”

RandyT I’m with you hun, it’s no wonder we are!!! LOL We’re a bunch of loonies sometimes, huh? Lol…but at least WE understand one another…someone’s bound to appreciate it as well. hahahaa

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
2:14 pm

Limber or not. I bet those lone limbs would say “Now, here she go! tryna fold up like apretzel.” If they could speak.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
2:17 pm

Moca – Catch this.

“Lemme see/hear this “verbal lashing” bout that room not getting cleaned-up.” Big Cee comes back to the phone and Lil Habana is crackin up cause the “end call” button did not hang it up.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
2:19 pm

I’m very limber so bending and folding them is not a problem
CEE,that Cougar can fold,jingle and jive.I bet a 25 yr old boy got nothbing on her.
Professor, u take the pants all off in a hotel bathroom?? So that man who was running with his ashy naked butt and rear twins showing was u when that Motel 6 caught fire?? :twisted:
U neva heard of being caught with ur pants down….not a good look :lol:

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
2:26 pm

RandyT – What-ev-err…tombout single ’cause we’re weird. Boy stop. We belong to the Club “I know my crazy” and the “crazy in which i live with.”

Join us.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
2:28 pm

If I attempted to fold myself into a pretzel, my limbs wouldn’t need to talk to me. First attempt of lifting my leg over my head would lead me to falling, suffering a concussion, then amensia! I’m not that limber, but I was at one point. Only one person in my lifetime asked if I could fold into a pretzel so I showed him.

Thanks for the compliment Melo!

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
2:30 pm

-I use Softsoap body wash on my skin and I rinse out the washcloth COMPLETELY then use dove unscented on the nana & flip the soapy washcloth around and scrub the bootay..
-Every Thursday, I go online & check Publix’s weekly ad
-Kitchen MUST be clean before I cook
-I can’t cook if smeone is in the kitchen with me
-I don’t let other people wash my clothes
-I like my eggs hard boiled a certain way
-I can’t sleep without being covered by a comforter

LIONESS- Need To Start Doing My Billy Blanks Today!

May 6th, 2009
2:32 pm

Ared- LMAO @ the flamingo stance!

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
2:34 pm

Cee – That was too funny!!! hahahaaa…po’ chile. That virgin Shirley Temple dun’ worn off yet, gurl…ya’ butchering one of my aliases… Lil’ Havana …speaking of, I love a sloppy Cuban sammich (when I can afford to have one, those things stick to ya), with extra pickle and ‘maters. I mix my grits and eggs up too, Slim ….whenever I have fried chicken (not often)…I must first squeeze the juice from the jalapeno pepper on it, and then put the whole dayum pepper in my mouth, with no chaser….and my theory is: If it does not make my nose run and I make me cry…it ain’t hot!” …btw, try lookin’ cute and decked out eating some spicy crab shulah…not cute, but a lot of fun! LOL

Leggs – no blue houses for me either…it just seems a bit gloomy to me.

Lurker – chile…you too?!…(regarding the sore azz)??? LOL And another thing, I totally agreed with your posts at the end of yesterday’s topic! Those parents are usually the first ones tombout, “not my child” …hmphf!

and WiseD – you had me cracking up at the “debil”…I thought I was the only one who jokingly pronounced it that way sometimes. Btw, this daggone new system??…if it does nothing else right (such as withholding posts and such)…one thing it’s on point with…and that’s shutting down on time! Usually I could slip a post under ya nose as long as I had two browsers open, so yesterday I let my computer have it for not being quick enough. LOL

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
2:36 pm

I don’t like HOT food.. I prefer my food to be luke warm..

MELO

May 6th, 2009
2:37 pm

COMPLETELY then use dove unscented on the nana

N…I..C…E(((((((!!! (im smelling the wiff in ur absence)

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
2:41 pm

I can still wear my cheerleading uniform from high school and will put it on whenever I need a costume in a pinch.

mqew

May 6th, 2009
2:41 pm

Hey beautiful crazy peiople! I think you guys have issues, but Who the Hell am I?!!!! I think my quirk is… you will definitely see me suck in my breath when walking by strangers cause I just don’t want to smell any one!!! Fees with their strong azz cheap perfume and dudes who just look like they smell uggghhhh

Foots

May 6th, 2009
2:42 pm

Professor I roomed with my cousin in college and thank goodness we had our own bathrooms. She had to be completely naked if she did #2, and immediately afterwards, she would take a bath.

It’s funny about you reading something. I do the same thing, even with a Lysol can like you said.

Leggs My house is blue!! :lol: It looks like dollhouse though.

Cee/Jamoca The twins are 9 and the baby is 7. I think that sometimes my sister deliberately tries to not be like my mother. But it is extremely annoying to me when I’m trying to have a phone convo with her and she’s talking only to them. I just tell her to call me back when she gets in the tub. It’s the only time she has to herself when she gets home. Or I just talk to her at work.

You can sometimes hear them in the other room, contemplating if one should come speak to me on behalf of the others.

I know for sure that I did this as a child, especially with my grandmother. She believed in “children should be seen and not heard”, so sometimes, we’d just pass her notes.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
2:45 pm

I don’t like HOT food.. I prefer my food to be luke warm..

Lioness – That is me too! My food can not be too hot or too cold.

I hate when I get the fresh out the grease fries at McDonalds. Give me the ones that have drained and cooled off a bit!

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
2:45 pm

mqew- ME TOO!! I ALWAYS hold my breath!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
2:46 pm

Okay what are we talking about now? I had to take a nap. We are meeting some friends after work so I needed to get me a nap in.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
2:47 pm

Raqi- Please say you are at home..

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
2:47 pm

What in the bicentennial?

Leggs – You draw your eyebrows on?

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
2:51 pm

Professor

May 6th, 2009
2:52 pm

Foots, and like your roommate I have to take a shower. I forgot to mention that during a thunderstorm I curl up in a fetal position and dare anyone to make noise, and I make sure there are no keys or paper around.

I forgot that I read expiration dates on everything because I refuse to eat some rotten jelly left from 2006.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
2:52 pm

No offense Foots! :wink: I don’t think I know anyone living in a blue house. Wow, typing that sentence I thought of Dr. Seuss!

Foots

May 6th, 2009
2:53 pm

Amazon I hate when I get the fresh out the grease fries at McDonalds. Give me the ones that have drained and cooled off a bit!

REALLY!! I will burn the roof of my mouth everytime trying to eat the hottest food POSSIBLE!

Speaking of food, that reminds me:

Since I had braces in my mid-20s, I got used to not biting into things like corn on the cob and ribs. I can bite corn now, but it’s irritating. I still have to pull the meat off the bone when I eat ribs though.

And another weird thing, I like to keep my shoes in their boxes.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
2:53 pm

If I had to clean shrimp to cook, I won’t eat them..

I never liked avocados cause they taste like water.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
2:55 pm

Foots- WOW! I can’t stand a burnt mouth or tongue :(

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
2:55 pm

@Cemeeli, yes, I do. Never had any hair up there. That was the first thing I looked for when my daughter was born. Wasn’t concerned about the toes and fingers. Needed to see if she had eyebrows. :lol:

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
2:56 pm

Since I had braces in my mid-20s, I got used to not biting into things like corn on the cob and ribs. I can bite corn now, but it’s irritating

Foots – I’m the same way. I’ve never liked ribs tho, so I don’t eat em. I also still prefer to use a straw when I drink beverages.

DuShawn

May 6th, 2009
2:56 pm

I take a dump every morning while reading the Bible…..Is that Blasphemous?

Foots

May 6th, 2009
2:56 pm

Leggs I sent you a picture to help you visualize. :grin:

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
2:58 pm

REALLY!! I will burn the roof of my mouth everytime trying to eat the hottest food POSSIBLE! That’s me too, I was about to say that eating lukewarm food was definitely odd.

Lioness – I haven’t received one email. If it weren’t for twitter and the Stews I wouldn’t know anything about it. But I downloaded my coupon.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
2:58 pm

I hate avacados too.

I hate drinking water because it has no flavor and therefore I don’t see the point.

I only shave my legs to the knee. You don’t notice the hair on my thighs so I don’t bother it.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
3:01 pm

I only shave my legs to the knee. You don’t notice the hair on my thighs so I don’t bother it. Same here! :lol: I only go above the knee if I’m going to the beach – then I shave it all and add some leg shine ;-)

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:03 pm

Ared- LMAO!! I love avocados now cause I adore water but NOT when I was younger..

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:04 pm

Slimone: I look at my cootie coot often. (Pervert)

Dushawn: scratch my nutz and then smell my finger tips. (Disgusting)

Third: I can’t drink off brand sodas like Kroger or Check (Crazy)

Tazzee: I smell my panties when I go to the bathroom (Freak)

Truth: All my clothes are hung by color in my closet (Awesome)

Truth: All workout t shirts are rolled while t-shirts I wear under my clothes are folded. Always. (Cute) Dang The Truth how did you get two good ones.

LeSiren: it has to end on a whole number ie. 25.00 (Luney)

Lurker: Won’t sit my purse on my bed. (Odd)

(Disclaimer: All tongue in cheek people. All tongue in cheek)

MELO

May 6th, 2009
3:04 pm

(I know its a woman that does this :evil: )

Hw u gonna go in the break room,open up that plastic bundle of paper cups,make ur coffee,tea or get ur water and then leave the cups, cup side open,atop the counter top,like u want all the gems,azzy air and stench to go in that top cup??
Do some people(women) have brains or kitchen hygiene in their homes??

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:05 pm

The chicken in my Zaxby salad is cut up like it is for a child.. Is that normal?

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:06 pm

Do you use a black eyeliner pencil?

MELO

May 6th, 2009
3:06 pm

I take a dump every morning while reading the Bible…..Is that Blasphemous?

abc shld tell u,im sure he knows a verse or two on that :lol:

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:08 pm

Lioness Nope. At work. Yes I took a nap at work. I have my own office and much seniority. LOL

Mo (aka Moeisha- looking for a new haircut)

May 6th, 2009
3:09 pm

okay this topic has me thinking of all the quirky stuff I do:

I like for my SO to rub my butt when Im falling asleep

I like on metallic nail polishes and lip glosses, no mattes

I abhor ashiness so I keep lotion/baby oil/cocoa butter everywhere!!

The word IRREGARDLESS…..need I say more…this is just WRONG

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:10 pm

Melo- AMEN!!! This chick at my job ALWAYS removes all of the gotd**n cups from the sleeve and puts them out.. WHY?? Nasty azz!

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:10 pm

One more…I will not use stirrers (except at Chicfila) or any other open plasticware for that matter….straws only since they come wrapped.

We had this guy that would take a spoon every morning and stir his coffee (the cup he used daily…not a fresh disposable cup…that his mouth was on…not know what he did with his mouth) and put the spoon back with the clean one. I almost went into cardiac arrest on that one. I politely asked him to refrain.

abc

May 6th, 2009
3:10 pm

Not a surprise that only chicks are posting their weirdnessess, except Melo, who we all know is nuts anyway, DuShawn, who says he likes to do what every man does, i.e. scratch his ballz (why? Because they’re there.), Randyt, who thinks it’s about what food he likes to eat, and Truth, not exactly a barometer of open-mindedness.

Me, I think all yall are about half crazy, and the other half are apparently OCD!

MELO

May 6th, 2009
3:11 pm

I have my own office and much seniority. LOL

I dont know how u do it Raqi???

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:12 pm

To all the men.

Any of you had a perm back in the day?

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:12 pm

Mo- I have been hearing that word SOO much recently and it ALWAYS makes me crease my eyebrows..

Raqi- WOW!! :)

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
3:14 pm

I’m pretty normal abc! So there!!!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:15 pm

What do you mean Melo? I will be celebrating my 20th year here in August. Ironically I will not be back to work by then.

Some ask why so long at the same place? Well if it ain’t broke don’t fix. Benefits and pay are excellent and as I stated before I have my own office and much seniority.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:15 pm

Leggs Do you have some sort of condition that your void of eyebrows. A former coworker didn’t have brows nor lashes. The brows were penciled in but the eyelids bare as a butt. It took us forever to figure out what was different on her face. Maybe the penciling in threw us off. I know had she not penciled in the brows we would have caught that lickety split.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:16 pm

Abc- WHATEVA!! **rolling my eyes & neck**

Lurker- That is GROSS!!

I will not throw out any mail with my name on it, I will keep it until I am in the mood to shred..

DuShawn

May 6th, 2009
3:16 pm

“….scratch my nutz and then smell my finger tips. (Disgusting)”
That’s a freshness check. I just did it. I’m still good. Smell like baby powder and Axe body Wash with just a slight hint of funk.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:17 pm

Lurker- That is GROSS!!

Hence the reason I’m cured of any open utensils

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
3:17 pm

Thanks Foots! Very, very nice!

@Cemeeli, no I don’t. Black is too dark. I use Ruby Kisses Blk/Brn eyeliner. I like it and buy 5-6 at a time so as not to ever run out. One stays in my desk draw, my purse and car. I was talking with a friend here at work and noticed she kept looking at my eyebrows. I already knew what the problem was. I rubbed some of the pencil off right in the middle so I was looking like those teenagers that cut some of their eye brow off. Not a good look on me!

@ARed, I have never shaved my legs a day in my life. Also, although water is tasteless, its excellent for your skin.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:18 pm

Lurker’s licking spoon coworker is GROSS!

Foots

May 6th, 2009
3:18 pm

abc Truthfully, if I had to post my boyfriend’s weirdness, I’d be here all day. That dude does some odd stuff that seems so normal to him.

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
3:20 pm

Are we still on quirks? It is storming outside. Good sleeping weather.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
3:20 pm

TAKE ALL UR NASTY HANDBAGS OFF THE KITCHEN COUNTER TOP,CANT U SEE I’M MAKING MY PEANUT BUTTER SANGUAGE?

IT DOT MATTER ITS A GOUCHIE,BANKHEAD FLEA MRKET OR BFRD HWY FLEA MRKET PRODUCT and u fly.

ALL HANDBAGS ARE NASTY :twisted:

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
3:21 pm

Leggs – my grandma didn’t grow hair on her legs either. I didn’t inherit that from her.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
3:21 pm

Also, although water is tasteless, its excellent for your skin.

I know. I have nice skin and folks are shocked by how much soda I drink and no water.

They key is keeping stress out of my life, cuz it surely isn’t the water. I only drink it when I start to feel sluggish (my kidneys feel it) so I drink up for a few days til I feel better. :lol:

Don Pablo

May 6th, 2009
3:22 pm

Cee I have never had a perm.
Why, do you like men with long hair? I love reading your cute self.

Velonese

May 6th, 2009
3:23 pm

WD wrote:
“Should we worry about concealing them though”

Nope, A person smart enough will expose those quirks in due time.

And to your three quirks: Would you like a straight jacket now?

Mine would be:
* Neighbors letting there dogs crap in my yard.
* Chicks that wear way too much make up (You look like clowns, what are you hiding under there?)
* Neighbors that throw there trash into my yard (I re-bag it and leave it on your door step, same with dog poop)
* People announce their business at restaurants or in public (like I really care)
* People who ease drop on my conversations, and think they should add there two cents. (It’s called mind your own (metaphor) business)
* Solicitors

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:23 pm

abc I don’t think I read any real cases of OCD on here today.

My sister has a terrible case of it. Seeing her is what brought me to the knowledge that I don’t have OCD, just preferred cleaning habits.

My sister alphabetizes everything from her canned goods to her beauty products to the medicine in her cabinets. She measures the length of the spread on the bed all the way around so it is perfect on every side. She had the fuse removed that controls the seat in her car so when she gets her car washed they cannot move the seat. She boils eggs exactly 30 minutes not one second more or less. That’s real OCD.

For Real

May 6th, 2009
3:25 pm

I don’t like my food touching.

I eat all my food before drinking anything.

I rub the back of my ear and then smell my fanga.

Cleaning my ear with a hairpin relaxes me.

I like to start arguments with complete stranger about the stupidiest thangs I can thing of.

I like for people to think I’m stupid but I can stand stupid people.

I like to be the next person in a line then let someone cut in front of me. Why because I’m still next.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
3:25 pm

Benefits and pay are excellent and as I stated before I have my own office and much seniority

Impressive Raqi! but thats not it.I was goarding u to reply!

I was gonna say, how u gonna manipulate to get all that seniority and yet NO AZZ to show for it! :lol: :lol:
(see,next time dont reply,that was a trap :lol: )

Foots

May 6th, 2009
3:25 pm

Raqi Okay, judging from that, I am definitely not as OC as I thought I was…

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:25 pm

Good sleeping weather Kym been there, done that. LOL

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

May 6th, 2009
3:27 pm

MELO….Download???? :lol: Good one!

FOOTS.. girl I can not stand kids that interuppt adults when they are talking. I blame the parents because the allow this. And I get so tempted you say something…I try to avoid annoying kids and parents who do not discipline them because they will cause me to snap. I know my mami taught me to only do that if it is an emergency…and I had better say excuse me Mami. I learned what was an emergency and what was not. But you have to start when they are like 2 & 3…don’t wait until they are 7 and then decide to try to break the habit. I do not babysit kids over the age of 1. Infants are so much more plesant. :lol:

JAMOCHA…girl I will sing forever on my rode trips. I remember repeating my 80’s Rock CD over and over and singing the Pat Benatar songs. Oh I was jammin’!

LIONESS..I love luke warm food too.

FOOTS..I have a girlfriend who gets completely naked…I mena sh has to rake off her jewelry and all to drop the kids by the pool!

DUSHAWN…”I take a dump every morning while reading the Bible…..Is that Blasphemous?”…now that is an Exodus! :lol:

CEMEELI…as a dancer..I love my black Eyeliner….liquid and pencil. Why?

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:27 pm

Melo this is Raqi you are talking to. When are any of your comments not a trap for a reply?

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
3:27 pm

@lurker…no condition that I know about. People would look at my picturs when I was teenager and say “something is missing” but don’t know what it is. I always laugh because I have no eyebrows. When I point it out everyone says “yeah, that’s it!”

BTW, abc, I think mostly women posted their weirdness, as you say, is because we saw this as a fun topic and not afraid to show what is unique about all of us. You guys lurk, and then when you come on, you’re negative.

TIME FOR POPSICKLE JOKE:

WHY DID THE TOMATOE BLUSH?

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:29 pm

Alright Leggs As long as it’s wasn’t that old black pencil liner, looking very “DRAWN” up. They did that waaaay back when. I hear some even shaved off then re-drew them.

I know one of the men had a perm!

Ya’ll just don’t wanna admit it. Dat’s cool!

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:29 pm

For Real- You are a FOOL! LMAO! Do you buy hair pins to dig in your ears?

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:30 pm

And Melo my @ss is just fine. I like it, my husband likes it, it looks good in whatever I wear. A big ole butt is something I never coveted. My humps are very nicely plumped. Thank. You. Sir.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:30 pm

CEE- STOP IT!!! LMMFAO!!

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:32 pm

Thanks DonPablo. Cute?

I thought men didn’t use that….

Staceye WHy? Black eye liner on a shade of brown. Think about it. I was imagine a not so natural look.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
3:33 pm

@ARed, if you want to continue to have good skin, you need to drink water. You’re young and your skin is fine for now, but when the elasticity of your skin start to go downhill in your 40’s, you’ll know why! Drink the water and give your skin that jump start it needs!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:33 pm

DuShawn the scratching of the ballz I have become accustomed to. But the sniffing of the fingers? Can’t say I would take viewing that too well.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:34 pm

TAKE ALL UR NASTY HANDBAGS OFF THE KITCHEN COUNTER TOP,CANT U SEE I’M MAKING MY PEANUT BUTTER SANGUAGE?

IT DOT MATTER ITS A GOUCHIE,BANKHEAD FLEA MRKET OR BFRD HWY FLEA MRKET PRODUCT and u fly.

ALL HANDBAGS ARE NASTY

Raqi…that is pretty much why I don’t my purse on my bed…nor table for that matter. My brother plopped it on the floor while at the hospital with my dad and again….almost cardiac arrest. Needless to say he was looking at me sideways.

Deeva4Life

May 6th, 2009
3:34 pm

Most of my quirks have already been listed, but here they are nonetheless…

- I have to have my bedroom door closed and locked while I sleep even if I have male company.
- I don’t like to walk around barefoot; I have to have shoes or socks on.
- I always rinse my glass out before I pour liquid in it…and I don’t drink out of plastic cups (they hold scents).
- I too have to end my gas on a whole or half (25.00 or 25.50)…always
- I put everything back in its original place. It bothers me if I don’t.
- I use seperate towels for bathing and face washing.
- I sleep on the left side of my bed…never the middle or the right side.
- I too sleep with a fan all year round…only time I turn it off is if I can see my breath inside the house.
- I have to have a side item to eat a hamburger…I can’t eat a burger without fries or a salad…something.
- I too hold my breath when I walk passed most people in public.
- I will not drink in the bathroom…something about my drink being exposed to that space makes me nauseous.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:35 pm

Cee now textin’ the KFC coupon to Lioness.

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
3:35 pm

I can’t chew just one piece of gum. I usually have at least two or three, but quite often if I have one, I will chew the whole pack in one sitting. Once it loses it’s flavor, I need another piece.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
3:36 pm

And Melo my @ss is just fine

It sure is,im positive it is, going by ur silhoutte i have in ma pictorial brain.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:36 pm

Lurker why are they nasty? Maybe I missed a post someone else made.

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
3:36 pm

I had a Nair accident one time and lost one of my eyebrows… it happened in the summer time too and I sweat a lot… I penciled in the missing eyebrow and forgot about it…. I went around with one eyebrow for a day and no one said anything….

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
3:37 pm

@Cemeeli, do you want me to send you a pic so you can critique my eyebrow? They look fine to me, but you might see something I don’t see.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:37 pm

LeggsYou guys lurk, and then when you come on, you’re negative.

Say it again girl…I’m just gon cut and paste this one…oh so true. Can’t post a daggone thing without somebody trying to either read in between the lines, what’s not there or looking for what lies underneath….NOTHING daggit…gheesh

BigReg your 3:35 sounds like something my child would do…lol

MELO

May 6th, 2009
3:38 pm

‘but quite often if I have one, I will chew the whole pack in one sitting’

thats me right there too.A pack only lasts about an hr!

abc

May 6th, 2009
3:38 pm

I’m not so sure about that, Leggs. So far, universal guy habits of scratch-n-sniff are about it. Seems to me that guys, in general, are not so picky about things that don’t really matter. Yall are some fussy chicks.

OCD would actually not be that which is all that fussy about meaningless details, but rather the aspect of being Obsessive about things, coupled with Compulsive, i.e. unable to leave those things alone. Not deciding to follow quirky preferences, but unable to stop messing with things. Doing them over and over, return to the house 5 times to ensure the coffee pot is turned off, etc.

So what are any odd quirks I’d have? Let’s see… I like to tell dumb jokes, the dumber the better. Yo mama so crazy she think paranoia is two things that irritate you. I need to work on that one, ebonics it up a little.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:38 pm

3rd- LMFAO! How would someone bring that up to you? That could have been the look you were going for..

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:39 pm

WiseDiva I think we have a crazy. Lurker you are crazy girl. LOL I get the not using the same bath cloth for face and arse, but this purse thing is gonna have to be ‘plained to me some more.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:39 pm

WTH? Blog love?

I need to check gay-bar.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:40 pm

Leggs – Darlin’ i have a relative that i have done the same way. NO critiquing needed. She just got the right shade. LIke you said brown.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:41 pm

I can’t eat peel & eat shrimp or shrimp with the face on..

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
3:42 pm

thats me right there too.A pack only lasts about an hr!

Someone gave me a 10-pack of sugarless bubble yum this morning. I’m on piece #9 right now. And I know that I’m going to finish off this daggone pack before 5. :lol:

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 6th, 2009
3:42 pm

@abc…(if this is a repeat, I apologize, it did not show up when I sent it). I get this sneaking suspicion that most of us here are only revealing the “light weight” quirks. That the really scary ish has not been posted (maybe even me….nah I’m very normal) ;-) .

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:43 pm

Melo & Ared- Now I know who to hide my pack of gum from.. LOL!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:44 pm

abc my sister does not have strong preferences disorder she has a serious problem. Trust me when I tell you. OCD in it’s truest form.

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
3:47 pm

A quirk I have about my S.O. is the fact that his toilet looks like someone had an exploision in there…. The crap was scattered and I saw it and started crying. Haven’t been able to use his bathroom since but I still love him!

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:47 pm

Okay ThirdWheel I went around with one eyebrow for a day and no one said anything….

you got the laugh for the day….

Raqi girl, floors and other places we sit our purses are just plain filthy. A hospital? Everything is growing in that environment. And to think it’s like the big bang thing going on up in there…just poof and something starts growing. I saw a special (I believe 20/20…or something) showing just how many germs are collected on the bottom of a purse. Seriously.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:48 pm

BigRed…tell me you go sugarless right?

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
3:49 pm

Thirdwheel, I thought we were in the process of breaking up with boyfriend.

That toilet thing is just nasty.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:49 pm

I have to use clorox clean up on every surface in my house..

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
3:50 pm

WiseD – you didn’t have to let the upgrade hijack my previous post. You wrong… now mumbling…and the blog betnot close on time either lol

Cee Actually, I think it was the response of “k” that made a man suspect…remember? Oh and I hope that virgin Shirley Temp has worn off…ya’ butchering one of my aliases —-> Lil Havana And yeah, that was too funny listening to all that raucous!…poor child. LOL And you know, another funny thing is when I am sometimes over to my cousins and she’s fussing at her kids, with the phone away from her mouth, then has the nerve to change her tone to this sexy n’ pleasant “hello” when she’s on the phone with someone of interest. LOL It’s hilarious!

My Cousin to her son: Bowwaay, if you don’t take my bra off yo’ heeaaaddd, i’mma…!!!

My Cousin to dude on the phone: (in her bedroom voice)…now where were we?…you coming over or what?

LMAO

Lurker Gurl, you do the gentle butt stroke too? Lol

Foots I admit, I’m guilty of asking my mother for things when she was either half sleep, or if I had to wake her up. So much better and more likely to get the “uh-huh” response, instead of the backhand! hahahaa!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
3:50 pm

Exacty, the right shade is the key!

Ok, you guys don’t like my popsickle joke?

@abc, if you think those are the only 2 universal quirky things that you men have in common, I bet you would be wrong! The topic isn’t about what’s picky, but what is quirky (which makes us who we are)!

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:51 pm

Enter your comments here

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:51 pm

We can always depend on BigRed to be on it. Yeah, 3rdWheel, you decided to stay? Say it ain’t so.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:52 pm

But you can continue to critique my spelling.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
3:52 pm

I sleep on the left side of bed too..its not a quirk tho,its strategic positioning….im right handed and if i have to swing over at Queen, i have to swing over at her with my right hand,it has more strength.

And then there is a lil position that we like,she on her side looking to the east and away from me and me,behind her,my belly,nether and buttocks,engaged and on full press, with her right legg UP!

Try it!

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:53 pm

JamoLurker Gurl, you do the gentle butt stroke too

Actually I think that was Mo…but hey, got me to thinking…lol

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 6th, 2009
3:53 pm

This is the third time I have posted this…maybe it will get through.

@abc…when you commented on my food quirks, it made me realize that at least one of us (who may be sitting in front of my computer screen) only lists the “lightweight” weirds. If that is possibly true of the others, then we have some really serious stuff to think about here if this all is just the “small stuff” and the heavywight quirks we keep quiet about. ;-)

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
3:53 pm

JAmoca – Lil HAvana…habana…mamma Smamma.

I had leftover Butter Pecan (that pronounce PEE CAN) rum cake.

That thang was good!

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
3:54 pm

lurker, I’m not exactly sure how I got the name BigRed, but I can tell you I don’t like it. :lol:

I’m chewing sugarless gum now, because that is what was given to me. However, I don’t like anything without sugar in life! Sugar is good in my book!

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
3:55 pm

Ared- LMAO!!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:56 pm

Lurker I get that and figured that is what you were going to say. So let me ask you this, do you wash your hands every time you handle your purse? Let’s say you grab your bag, put in on the seat of the car, then touch your steering wheel…

Do you sanitize all of that after touching your purse? Do ever sit your purse in your lap? How is that different from sitting it on the bed? Have you ever placed your hands on your lap in the same hour that you put your bag there?

(Disclaimer: I am not being a b!tch asking all of this and I hope you don’t take it that way, but you have truly piqued my interest here.)

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
3:57 pm

Hey AmazonRed. I thought about it breaking up but I really do love him and I do enjoy spending time with him. I am just taking it on a day by day basis. I think he is doing the same….

lurker

May 6th, 2009
3:57 pm

lurker, I’m not exactly sure how I got the name BigRed, but I can tell you I don’t like it….and I respect that…it’s back to ARed….you just project so much “umph” when chomping folks…lol

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
3:57 pm

Oh Lurker by the way, my true calling was to be a psychotherapist, I just never answered the calling. LOL

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

May 6th, 2009
3:59 pm

By the way, regarding my last post…what I was doing was sort of laughing out loud because if some of us would admit to this stuff, what are REALLY guilty of??? “Enquiring minds want to know”

AmazonRed™

May 6th, 2009
4:00 pm

you just project so much “umph” when chomping folks…lol

:lol: Well thanks.

Thirdwheel – God called to tell me the man of your dreams is waiting for you, but you’re laying up under the wrong one, so he’s gonna keep him from you. :D He was testing you and you failed! ;)

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
4:04 pm

Dirty finger nails make me cringe as well as crusty feet

i'm swiss

May 6th, 2009
4:04 pm

Okay, so I’ve had all day to think about it & I can’t come up with a single weird or quirky thing about myself. It’s official: I am completely normal & sane. Now, where are my pants and the vacuum cleaner? If that d@mn midget hid them again I’mma get medieval up in here…

In other news… Your boy swiss will be starting a new gig on Monday at a place that I actually like. (AT&T can officially suck on my white-chocolate salty balls.) Meantime… I get to spend some quality time with my old friend Jack! Blog drinks on me! :-)

Don Pablo

May 6th, 2009
4:05 pm

Cee you have a point. But I am 100% man.

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
4:06 pm

AmazonRed I went to a psyhic and she told me that the guy I was with was my soulmate and my other soulmate was a confused gay man…. Do you think God was talking about the confused gay man by chance? :)

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
4:07 pm

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:07 pm

Thirdwheelofconfusion boyfriend-confusion? really :???:

Was that toilet stuff ur main bone of contention or it was sme else??
U can alwayz make him a better person u know if u clean up after his mess and he appreciates ur efforts.
Im sure he does some stuff for u too that u proly dont particularly like doing urself.
Good luck!
(well,hope its not a case of sleeping under one untill another better one comes up!) :lol:

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
4:09 pm

As for dirty toilets and all that??? If your house ain’t clean chances are your body isn’t clean.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
4:09 pm

I will not drink in the bathroom…something about my drink being exposed to that space makes me nauseous. Me too Deeva! I have a habit of leaving my water bottle right outside the restroom here at work – I can’t imagine taking it in there with me. Oh and I can’t walk around barefoot either – not even in my own house. It freaks me out when others walk around barefoot – especially if they make a quick run to the garage or something.

AmRed – I can chew the same piece of gum all day.

I’m a left side of the bed sleeper too…well I start out there – no telling where I’ll be when I wake up. OR I have to sleep on the side closest to the bathroom since I go during the night. When my friend and I travel, we don’t have to discuss who gets what bed, mine is the one closest to the bathroom.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:09 pm

Raqi</strong I sanitize after touching just about everything…and yes, allll the time. My folks call me germaphobic

3rdWheel don’t do it…you’re selling yourself short. You already know going in what it’s going to be like. Don’t make yourself believe it’s going to change. He’s pretty much stated his stance.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
4:10 pm

Congratulationg Token! :)

Swissie, are you Don Pablo?

Lol…cain’t be cause you don’ said “AT&T can officially suck on my white-chocolate salty balls.

Don’t know Essa’ wanna be go around using that language.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
4:11 pm

My folks call me germaphobic

So Lurker how does that make you feel???

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:11 pm

I can’t come up with a single weird or quirky thing about myself

Dont know about that!! Truth will say to u,u going on the chopping block August 29 and u say u have no quirk,Go figure! aint that right Truthie??

So the bachelor party at Strokkers is cancelled swiss?? I had hired the gerlz already so i want my money back :evil: jellybacking to swiss miss!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
4:12 pm

And Lurker those thing that you do not sanitize, how do they get a pass? What makes them different or less “dirty”?

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
4:14 pm

i’m swiss Congratulations!!!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
4:14 pm

Lurker

Do you sanitize everything on your desk every morning after carrying your purse?

What is it about purses that have you worried?

Did something happen in your childhood?

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
4:17 pm

Cee -

Mmmmm…butter pee-can rum cake!…or just butta pee-can ice cream drizzle with Tortugan Rum! Now that’s something reserved for two on those special ocassions.

Lurker – I hear you with the purse thing. I believe PoppaG broke it down awhile back with purses and toothbrushes, for that matter. I believe I saw a special on tv regarding that as well, mainly b/c a lot of women tend to place their purses on the floor…even the floor of the ladies’ restroom and something about the little misty, spritzy, gusty air particles from the the toilet…tend to land on her purse being the closest object to the toilet. I usually look for a hook or something on the back door and yes, happen to hold myself in the “squat” position. LOL And the other number, would just have to wait until I got home!…which I too, would have to be buck nakked as the day I was born and immediately showering thereafter.

I was once in a LT relationship with a man, who happened to LUVVV seeing me in that position (if ever the restroom could be used by both (male/female), I’d ask him to hold my things)…so that was one of his quirks, he was definitely aroused after that! But this was also the same man that could not take a dunk, without taking a few puffs of a newport cig or a cigar FIRST. Lol We got a real kick out of each other.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
4:17 pm

WHEN IS A DOOR NO LONGER A DOOR?

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
4:19 pm

Thanks for the advice Lurker. I know I am selling my self short but it’s something about him that I can’t stay away from. I just adore him! I am trying to give this a chance and I am not waiting until something better comes along. Now I can’t speak for him on that point though but I would hope he is not doing the same….

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:20 pm

Raqi…lol…okay going along with the therapy session….I simply laugh. I try my bestest to sanitize everything. I don’t sit my purse on the floor. I put it in my cabinet as soon as I get here. Nothing happened in my childhood. As a matter of fact, I was rather lazy as a child. My dad use to tell my mom, you need to make her work she thinks she’s above it…lol Everybody swore I would grow up lazy….soooo the opposite. I’m serious, sometimes if I touch say a doorknob, I purposely don’t wash to keep from being so obsessive but in the back of my mind that thing just lingers. I’ll break out the hand sanitizer in my purse….seriously. I’m getting better though.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

May 6th, 2009
4:20 pm

Raqi is getting a little OCD with her Lurker questioning :lol:

Since the PwPs think they don’t have quirks – I’ll list my pet peeve as it relates to a male quirk – CHEWING ON STRAWS!!! I don’t understand why men do this but I see random men doing this quite often. It can be the big straw they got from McDonalds or the mini straw that comes in their Crown and Coke…Why is that???

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
4:20 pm

Lurker do you have a male companion? Let’s focus in on him for a minute. Do you sanitize him before you touch his hand? Knowing that there is a possibility that he touched his shoes while putting them on, do you consider that to be less dirty than the purse?

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
4:21 pm

Moca – It’s Butter Pee-can Rum Cake.

It was delish.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:22 pm

Lurker,be4 i forget,the MLB will be awarding u the elbow award this Friday!

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
4:22 pm

Tazzee I am only trying to help her find the source of her issues with purses. LOL

I got a question for you about dat sniffing but Lurker has my attention right now.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:23 pm

3rdWheel I am trying to give this a chance and I am not waiting until something better comes along. Now I can’t speak for him on that point though but I would hope he is not doing the same….

Not trying to come down hard on you but you stated that he said he didn’t want to be in a relationship. I mean I could see if the two of you hit a rough patch and both hanging in there until things possibly get better but usually girlie, when a man has a made up mind, you’re wasting your time putting forth any efforts to change them. You don’t want to become his side piece. I mean what if, just what if he found someone new but you’re still willing to provide perks…naturally he’ll still take until/unless the new becomes serious. What then? He’s going to have to do the inevitable. No?

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:24 pm

WHEN IS A DOOR NO LONGER A DOOR?

u referring to a human/woman door or house door???????

i KISSED you before i MET you

May 6th, 2009
4:25 pm

it’s nice to see you guys finally enjoying a topic i emailed over. don’t have time to read all of them, but from what i read so far . . . very funny!

@DU
that’s nasty son!

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

May 6th, 2009
4:26 pm

CEMEELI…I know..the black is to create a dramatic look.

LIONESS…I use clorox on everything too.

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:27 pm

Yes, I have a companion…he’s about as clean as me…not as compulsive. Annnd if something occurs that seemed less than sanitary, I go wash. Just like when I go to my parents, they don’t know it but after I sweep, I wash my hands. They keep the dust pan attached to the broom. Well all the trash lands in the dust pan and the dust pan is pretty much clamped to the broom. Once I handle the broom, I don’t say a word…I go wash my hands. No one knows. I keep an ample supply of paper towels at their house because I’m the one going through them.

Melo Elbow Award…I’m slow, help me out

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
4:27 pm

Okay, okay that’s a start Lurker. Do you sanitize the purse after purchasing? ‘Cause lawd knows if you got at a Macy’s one day sale it got stomped, kicked, dragged and placed under someone arm.

Do you sanitize the bottle of sanitizer?

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:29 pm

Clorox…me too….seriously. If I forget to get it while grocery shopping, it’s back to the store.

Oh and Raqi I love the fact that Publix have clorox wipes upon entering the store…you can wash the handle before shopping. Lol

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
4:30 pm

What’s wrong w/you Melo? A door, a plain door w/a doorknob. You can find sex in anything!

i'm swiss

May 6th, 2009
4:30 pm

Cee / Tazzee — Thanks! I’m psyched (and relieved)! The company is right up my ally — small, but stable, lots of youth, very casual, low BS-factor, and the in-house ping-pong & Wii room are a plus as well. Plus, the founder/CEO is on 2 of my tennis teams & is a very cool guy, so I’m thinking I’m in the right place. :-)

Melo — Who said anything about canceling the bachelor party?!?!? I thought you were working out the details of the Strokers outing? You’re not backing out on me, are you?

Kym--has declared today old school Wednesday

May 6th, 2009
4:31 pm

Are we up to erotic quirks now?

Thirdwheelofconfusion

May 6th, 2009
4:31 pm

Thanks Lurker! I don’t plan on being his side piece since we don’t “do that” anyway. He said he didn’t want to be in a relationship because he was not ready and because he could be moving. I am trying to give him space so he can figure out what he wants. I am trying to stay postive :)

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
4:32 pm

Beautiful – It was a cute topic! I enjoyed reading.

Now the ONE person that commented & didn’t participate. I wished that one of your favorite fans would have came in and return the quirks of his ilk, just because….

I know it would have been a hellava read.

Raqi

May 6th, 2009
4:32 pm

Lurker my husband is here to pick me up but same place and time tomorrow okay. My first three sessions are free.

Lioness has had her first she got two more on the books.

LOL you all be good and safe. I will read ya tomorrow.

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
4:32 pm

Staceye – Okay.

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
4:33 pm

It’s too late to talk about erotic quirks. That’s a full day’s topic!

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
4:34 pm

Cee – Ain’t that what I said? lol…but I’d prolly enjoy the ike-cream better, simply because, when cooking with rum, it looses its potency, whereas I have this recipe for Tortugan Rum Sauce to die for and I don’t have to worry about cooking the alcohol out of it. LOL …just give me a piece of cake and I’ll sop it around in the rum. I’m fine with that!…

…and since my post was lost, Slim…you’re not the only one, they call it grits n’ eggs for a reason! Lol…if found northerns to more of the cream of wheat and of course, southerns are usually okay with grits. Either one is fine with me. But I had to ask this one guy (from up north) why he insisted on sprinkling sugar in his grits, when he could just go to the store and buy himself a box of cream of wheat/rice!…now that’s quirky!

…A Cuban sammich and a cuban to me, if it’s not a little sloppy due to the pickles and ‘maters…and I love eating whole peppers (jalapeno or greek)…but if it does not make my nose run and make my eyes water, to me…it’s not that hot. Ever try eating something truly spicy like crab shulah and look cute at the same time? Not a good look, but funny as all get out! LOL

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:35 pm

ELBOW AWARD HERBY BESTOWED ON: LURKER,this 8th day of May,2009.(official ceremony is friday)

U are now the bona-fide LURKER,one and only LURKER and have managed to elbow out all the other pretender lurkers to make this LUKER, ur own.
Congratulations!!!
MLB
(Melo-Ceo & exc chairman of MLB Inc.)

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:35 pm

Raqi and trust me, he’s a pretty clean/clean cut dude. I have to be ready at all times…remember I mentioned the other weeking taking sitdowns the majority of the times. EVERYTHING about him is clean. After a flight in, he always goes home and clean up (quite well I might add), newly shaven and all before coming by. Only once did he come by coming in from the airport “as is” and that’s cause he missed me. He said I’m on 285 (around 10:00pm) what about me swinging by…that was a suite and tie, tired at the end of a business day day so there wasn’t a lot of loosening of the threads going on that night. Sitting in his lap and a few kisses was about the extent of it. Nope didn’t wash then…didn’t wanna…lol

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:36 pm

Leggs, well i dont want to be got.It was a trick qstion anyway :lol:

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:37 pm

Melo gotcha…lol

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
4:38 pm

Raqi- LOL!! Enjoy your evening!

Angie- Good Topic!

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
4:39 pm

Lurker- you are on it!

3rd- a man with a shyty toilet is not the move ESPECIALLY if he knows you are coming over.. Leave his rotten tail!

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
4:41 pm

Tennis Boy I got you on Wii Tennis! I’m Queen Serena on the Tennis! I’ll show you some real skill.

This message has been brought to you by Wii amatuers only. All actual tennis game challenges will cause this post to selfdistruct

:)

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:42 pm

Lioness you’re funny

Wise Diva

May 6th, 2009
4:42 pm

SO sorry RandyT the MOST random comments are stuck in spam for NO GOOD reason, gr!

@Jamoca, bwaha! that is funny, there IS no automatic closing with this platform, that is yours truly closing the blog up whenever I remember it is 5:00, which is usually around 5:16-ish LOL, I mean, I can be reading the final comments of the day and by-pass 5 pm. *smh* Yesterday was a rare moment when I was paying attention at the right time, so my bad, LOL!

Blow Me

May 6th, 2009
4:44 pm

Good Afternoon EVERYONE!

Back from a long needed FUN vacation…I did not want to come home!

QUIRKY THINGS ABOUT ME

1. I use a papertowel to hold anything that’s community, doors, knobs, ice scoop holder, elevator buttons.

2. I have to wash dishes with ammonia or bleach added to the water or else in my eyes they are not clean

3. I will not leave the house without taking a bath…or body spray. Eventhough I took one last nite before getting in bed.

4. I use peroxide to gargle then I rinse with listerine.

5. I put deodorant under boobs to stay fresh…sorry got big boobs. lol.

6. I will not can not wear no pants that has not been iron or straight from the cleaners.

7. I hate when ppl put there hands in my chip bag…I’ll pour you some out.

8. I do not like pube hairs…cut them

9. I have to wash my hair once a week.

10. I do not like musty balls

11. I do not like for my hair to be touched…unless..snicker snicker snicker.. you get the point.

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:44 pm

That Rick Ross joint is ghettofied but its hot.I can see a lot of chics’ wispy and ropy breastesses flipping up and down in their tops at the clubs :twisted:

Wise Diva

May 6th, 2009
4:44 pm

and if I had a dollar for every time someone asked Melo what’s wrong with him? maaan, I could cop those Louboutins I’ve got my eye on for my birthday. ROTFL!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
4:44 pm

It’s not a trick question, it’s a joke…can you answer it!

Blow Me

May 6th, 2009
4:47 pm

WISE DIVA- I love Aboila and Tonya…the girl with the blk hair. And BROCK is fine! Why was she worried about that elf looking kid. Dude is fine as all get out! But I must admit…Aboila was doing some CRAZY stuff! But she is so docile and sweet. Nice girl!

lurker

May 6th, 2009
4:47 pm

WD Wait, this opinionated bunch has yet to ID who is cute or crazy

I guess it’s safe to say we’ve got more crazy than cute happening huh?

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
4:47 pm

Cee – Isn’t that what I said? LOL…I just like to get a real good taste of the alcohol in the actual flavor of the rum. Ice Cream and rum sauce, just means more alcohol to me. LOL Like lovin’ the hotness of eating a whole pepper (jalapeno or greek doesn’t really matter)…just for my nose to run and my eyes to water. If there is no effect, then I don’t think it’s hot enough. But I met my match, trying to eat a few raw jamaican scotch bonnett peppers over smoked snapper…while trying to look cute at the same time or crab shulah, spicy enough to make your eyeballs pop out of your head. Not cute, but those were good, fun times! LOL

Leggs- I’m not even gonna try it today! lol

i'm swiss

May 6th, 2009
4:48 pm

Cee — I’ve actually only played Wii twice in my life (both times Wii tennis, of course), but I must warn you — I’m a natural & I have no mercy! This past weekend I made an 8-yr-old girl cry by whooping that azz at Wii tennis! :lol: (Hey, she was talking sh!t… she had it coming) :lol:

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
4:49 pm

@ lurker = Pretty Much!

Wise Diva

May 6th, 2009
4:49 pm

@Blow Me, I was too through with her, Brock WAS a hottie and appeared to really dig her! I told Abiola that she was the first brown girl on Vh1 reality show that I actually watched without throwing my shoe at the tv, LOL. She represented really well, I related to her a lot on there. Blow me, you should try out for season 2, they are casting right now! LOL

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
4:51 pm

LOL – WiseD …see, I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt! I figured that too, but I was told by “sumbody” that I’m too “suspect of folks”…so I’ll stick with my paranoia!…hahahaa So is it also, yours truly eatin’ up my posts….this is the third time maaan….I mean, ma’am LOL (but n/r)!

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:53 pm

‘it’s a joke…can you answer it’

i got an R-rated answer so lets wait untill the kids go to sleep,unless u want me over at the crib!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
4:53 pm

Here’s a newfound quirk of mine. Was about to put my half bottle of juice back in the fridge here at work. Looked at it and immediately thought, naw, anybody can drop something down in my drink. I’ll take it home!

Blow Me

May 6th, 2009
4:53 pm

WISE DIVA….Wow! I actually LOL on that one! NO thanks! I think I’ll past the torch to Beautiful! lmao! Yeah Abiola…dang I spelled her name wrong early was such a cutie…I really liked her. Now the other girl he kicked off was a bit crazy and her mother was (nah I won’t say it…I might get the post trapped in spam!!) but yeah real low class…She needed MAJOR help. I kind of thought the host was pretty hot myself to be honest…extremely cocky but attractive nonetheless.

Good night all!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
4:54 pm

Jamoca, you of all people, why you igging my jokes?

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
4:55 pm

Is that a quirk or is that paranoia? :lol:

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
4:55 pm

Leggs – I tend to think that on the regular of co-workers…I’d bring some flavored creams for coffee or danishes, but won’t touch them again myself. Keep a tote bag at my desk and everything…just don’t want no one touching my things at all! Yep, that’s me.

Wise Diva

May 6th, 2009
4:57 pm

Nooo Jamoca, I SWEAR, I haven’t zapped ANY of your posts. EVER (I don’t think?), nah girl, I wouldn’t do that to YOU. *smile*

MELO

May 6th, 2009
4:57 pm

I think its neither.

Its a quickie!

good nite..
its raining and my lap top crashed.
The gods must be craaaaazy mad at me!

Cemeeli

May 6th, 2009
4:57 pm

“This past weekend I made an 8-yr-old girl cry by whooping that azz at Wii tennis! (Hey, she was talking sh!t… she had it coming. :lol:

Swiss – I like your GAME STYLE! I make my 10year old son upset aaaaalll the time when whoppin’ up that butt on the Wii or even in some boardgames.

I have NO mercy!

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
4:58 pm

Leggs- you tole’ me that I could no longer play…next time I’mma google the answer…there is nothing you can’t find on the “innanet”. LOL

I did answer you and Cee btw,…WiseD provoked all three posts! …even now I’m typing 60wpm trying to cram all that’s spewing off the top of my head before this dayum thang closes on time…said a bunch of ish to a whole lotta folks to include MS. DIVA herself!…bossy behind!!! LMAO…but it’s true anyhow!

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
4:59 pm

meant revoked all three posts!!!

Leggs

May 6th, 2009
5:01 pm

Answer: When it’s ajar…get it’s a jar!

Goodnight everyone!

SexyCool

May 6th, 2009
5:01 pm

All of a sudden, I am just exHAUSTED. Alas, I look at the time and see that is 5p. That’s why. Time to bounce!!!

Jamoca

May 6th, 2009
5:02 pm

LOL @ WiseD!!!…that’s alright though…from this day forward, copy n’ paste will be mandatory!!!

…now let’s see if this gets through…bet yeen closing it on time today! HA!…g’nite you all.

LIONESS- Going to SCREAM If I Get ONE More Email About A Free KFC Meal!

May 6th, 2009
5:02 pm

I almost forgot, I am ADDICTED to paper towels..