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Guilty of Illegal Dumping?

I want to address an issue that is rampant on Atlanta’s dating scene. It’s something we have all done at one time or another: illegal dumping. Ruling someone out for a completely frivolous, nonsensical, utterly ridiculous reason. 

For instance, why dump someone for working a retail job when you work in a pharmacy? Why? That doesn’t even make sense! Or how about letting someone go because he has a cat. What’s wrong with a guy owning a cat? Seriously, illegal dumping is actually a symptom of something deeper. Perhaps you should not date anyone for awhile.

I know we all weed out potential dates on things we find personally undesirable, but what happens when these undesirable traits are completely without merit? What if they are just a perception? Why do we bail out so quickly?

Are you guilty of illegal dumping? Are you a victim of it? What is the most frivolous, totally silly reason you dumped someone? What do you think is the dumbest reason you have ever been dumped? Be honest!

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Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

April 21st, 2009
8:37 am

Good Morning Folks!

For me to have illegally dumped someone, I guess I would have to have dated the guy. Most times when I don’t want a guy due to something frivolous, we don’t even make it to the first date. Like he wouldn’t even get my phone number. For instance, I don’t like guys with long fingernails. Not even a little bit of fingernail showing over the skin. If a guy with long fingernails approached me, I wouldn’t want to date him.

And I think everyone on here knows by now that I don’t like messed up teeth. If a guy approached me with raggedy teeth, I probably wouldn’t give him the time of day.

As far as me being dumped for something frivolous? I’m sure it’s happened, but guys don’t do closure so no one’s ever told me.

ImAPeach404

April 21st, 2009
8:47 am

guys don’t do closure so no one’s ever told me.

This could be a topic all unto itself.
I’ll be surprised if more than 2 ladies on here today can give a reason why they have been dumped…

Is not talking to a guy who you found out was in prision for 29 months illegal dumping? I personally don’t think so but my gf was all up in arms because I wasn’t giving dude a fair chance.

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

April 21st, 2009
9:14 am

A tremendous good morning to everyone!

Illegal dumping now this is a funny topic… I have never dumped anyone for something crazy! But I have notice since I have been in the ATL the folks here are quick to pull-out of a relationship.

Is that a sign of the time? :smile:

M'

April 21st, 2009
9:20 am

illegal dumping????…so is that just not feeling someone and blowing them off????…oh, okay then…but I am more like Tazz…I just do not let it even get started…if I were to illegally dump someone, then it would be for reasons that were deemed sufficient to justify my decision…on my terms…and if that is frivolous…so be it…some ppl just ain’t it.

masters

April 21st, 2009
9:25 am

interesting topic,

I am gulty of this in so many ways. Here are some so illigal dumpings I have commited. short fingures and specially short and not skinny, long and big fingures, under 5 ft, too much make up, even better, no apparent reasons.

I have been dumped for having a conservative political view,not sure if that is considered as illigal. Other than that I have never been dumped after dating someone, its me always runnin away. (have been rejected few times however)

MELO

April 21st, 2009
9:37 am

I personally don’t think so but my gf was all up in arms because I wasn’t giving dude a fair chance

I wld say u did good ImAPeach404.Looks like ur girlfriend likes them ruough. :lol: Let that be someone else problem.

For me,i got lots of frivo things i dont like:
1) pretty but light skinned=no play
2) short,like 5″ 2 and under=no play
3) too much make up=no play
4) english is too negronized=no play
5) u dont cook=no play
6) u pay lots of attn to ur nails,they are fckin long and all multi colored=i look opposite ur direction=no play
7) u thick wit it but ur dress is too tight=no play
8) a convo or hello incites a mild frown=no play
9) ur thong is showing at the back=no play
10) u tatted up,ugh,i cannpt distinguish ur true complexion=no play
11) tats on ur lower legs,sides of ur arms,breastess,chest!! =no fcki’n play, Period!
12) u havent been outa Georgia let alone outa USA,at any point in ur 30sme years in ur lyfe-time=absolutely no play!

And if u graduated from high school(OR got GED) at least, beautiful and dark choco,conservative in dress and speech,intelligent and it dont even show nor matter if u have a degree,phd etc coz u dont even talk about u like that and just a down to earth nice person,have a respectable occupation and kinda tall, i dont have to look down like im picking up ,my pet or sme,
WE CAN TALK SOME THANGS!

dw

April 21st, 2009
9:44 am

I have to admit that I have illegally dumped someone before. There were two instances that occured when I was in high school. The first time I illegally dumped someone was when this girl that I had been dating for about 2 or 3 months told me during a phone conversation the she had forgotten how to ride a bike. Now all of us have heard someone say it’s like riding a bicycle, meaning once you learn how to do it you will never forget it. So I dumped her because I just could not believe she said she forgot how to ride a bike.

The second time was when this girl was running for a spot on the homecoming court. She was a very pretty girl and all the guys wanted her but I was lucky enough to be the one that she chose. Well, during her campaign she had to do a speech in front of the entire student body. The speech was a disaster, she stumbled over words and mispronounced words, it was a big embarrassment to the both of us. So I dumped her.
Thinking back that was pretty stupid cause she was fine as frog’s hair!

Raqi...29 Weeks and Holding On

April 21st, 2009
9:49 am

Good Morning.

I have always been terribly afraid of military men so I steered clear of them and actually stopped returning the call of one after he disclosed that he had served in the military. I appreciate what our soldiers do but I just couldn’t see myself coupled up with one.

And secondly I never have liked men with feminine looking hands.

I-85

April 21st, 2009
9:52 am

Sorry but I have dumped someone for being a vegetarian.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
9:52 am

What up Blog fam! I dumped a chick because she ate her peas one at a time. Freaking annoying. I also dumped a chick bc she couldn’t tell a joke to save her life. I also dumped a chick because she likes to give a documentary whenever you asked her how did her day go. I mean dayumm take me off of 285.

I feel likes listening to some Prince:

I just cant believe all the things people say — controversy
Am I black or white? am I straight or gay? — controversy
Do I believe in god? do I believe in me? — controversy
Controversy controversy
I cant understand human curiosity — controversy
Was it good for you? was I what you wanted me to be? — controversy
Do you get high? does your daddy cry? — controversy
Controversy controversy

Do I believe in god? do I believe in me?
Some people wanna die so they can be free
(I said) life is just a game, were all just the same…do you wanna play?
Controversy controversy controversy
Controversy controversy controversy

Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil
For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever
Controversy controversy controversy controversy
Love him, love him baby
Controversy controversy controversy
Controversy controversy controversy

Listen
People call me rude, I wish we were all nude
I wish there was no black and white, I wish there were no rules
(repeat 3 times)
Controversy controversy

Do I believe in god? do I believe in me? let me tell ya…
Some people wanna die so they can be free
(I said) life is just a game, were all just the same…dont ya wanna play?
Controversy controversy controversy controversy

SexyCool

April 21st, 2009
9:55 am

I really can’t think of an illegal dump – plenty of legal ones though.

For instance, there was a dude that I went out to eat with and he ate like a caveman who’d never seen food before. He hunched over his plate and just started shoveling food into his mouth. I put my fork down and just sat back and watched him. (It was like a bad YouTube video.) Needless to say, first and LAST date.

Three Words Daily – Bury unnecessary burdens.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
9:59 am

More Prince:

I guess u know me well, I dont like winter
But I seem 2 get a kick out of doing u cold
Oh, what the hell, u always surrender
Whats this strange relationship that we hold on 2?
Baby I just cant stand 2 see u happy
More than that I hate 2 see u sad
Honey if u left me I just might do something rash
Whats this strange relationship? (ship, ship, ship)

I came and took your love, I took your body
I took all the self respect u ever had
I took u 4 a ride and baby Im sorry
The more u love me sugar, the more it makes me mad

Baby I just cant stand 2 see u happy
More than that I hate 2 see u sad
Honey if u left me I just might do something rash
Whats this strange relationship? (ship, ship, ship)

Isnt it a shame this aint a movie
Then u could rewrite my every line
Ill take all the blame, yo baby Im sorry
But I didnt like the way u where, so I had 2 make u mine

Baby I just cant stand 2 see u happy
More than that I hate 2 see u sad
Honey if u left me I just might do something rash
Whats this strange relationship? (ship, ship, ship)

Mmmmm, my strange relationship
Cant live with u, cant live without u
Thats all about..
Do u know? (strange relationship)
I think u and I got a (strange relationship)
Whats this strange relationship?
Yeah, yeah [repeated to fade]

AmazonRed™

April 21st, 2009
10:00 am

Morning all

I joke with this. But I tell people that I wouldn’t date a guy who drove a Hummer. There are no sand dunes or mountains around here, and they are murder on the environment. Besides, I think guys who drive such cars are overcompensating for something. :lol: But I’m only half serious with this… :|

I recently stop dating a guy because we had a big difference in lifestyle choices. He needed his girl to not eat meat or drink – ever. From the moment he started seeing a future with her. I couldn’t agree to that.

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
10:01 am

@Melo

dang dawg…..everything you don’t like in a woman I love….

1) love the woman with to much makeup, her face doesn’t match her neck…
2) love long fake nails, its fun to see them pop off when she opens a bag of chips…
3) love hood talk, she can cuss out the waiter and makes sure that your food gets spit on…
4) thick women man!!!!!! I like to see there stomach trying to squeeze out of that shirt that looks like it belongs to there daughter…
5) cook…who needs a woman to cook…I like Mickey D’s everyday..

just being silly….I have dumped woman for stupid sh**…I was younger then…I have actually dumped a girl because of what some other guy told me….go figure…

For Real

April 21st, 2009
10:04 am

Weve been together for quite some time
Id think by now youd know
It would take forever to get you off my mind
If ever you decide to go
I guess I got a little insecurity when its concerning you
I guess Im just afraid that if you ever leave
Id be in a messed-up state of blue
And Id be so lonely

Without you loving me
I know its gonna be lonely
Without you giving me everylittlesinglething that I need, lonely

Whatevers in your kiss, it really turns me on
til I go right out of my mind
And who could ever resist your accent from gay
paree
It gets me every time
I betcha thatcha never knew that in my dreams you are the star
The only bummer is that you always want to leave
Who do you think you are

Dont you know its gonna be lonely
Without you loving me
I know its gonna be lonely
Without you giving me everylittlesinglething that I need, lonely

Its gonna be lonely

Without you loving me
Giving me everything that I need
Oh pretty baby, cant you see
Its gonna be lonely

Without you loving me
I know, I know its gonna be lonely
Oh, whatevers in your kiss
I never could resist
Oh, baby dont go!

Weve been together for quite some time
Itd take forever to get you off my mind
Oh, girl!

Without you loving me
I know its gonna be lonely
Without you by my side
Dont you know that I could die, baby

Without you loving me
Cant you see
Its gonna be lonely

Its gonna be lonely, baby
So lonely, baby

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
10:09 am

@For Real

Real talk….I dumped this girl because she only wanted to do it missionary style….smdh

Texas Boy

April 21st, 2009
10:09 am

The one time I illegally dumped a girl is after dating for about a month I realized that she had poor hair hygiene. She was very attractive, with a nice banging body, she had a good Job as a Registered Nurse and she could talk sports better than some of the guys I knew. But! SHE NEVER washed her hair. Her hair always smelled like it was dirty . So I’m thinking if her hair on her head is dirty. I can only image what the other hair on her body must smell like. So I had to dump her!((( sigh))

For Real

April 21st, 2009
10:14 am

I once dumped a chick for looking inside my backpack. I dumped a chick because she couldn’t dress. I dumped a chick for being knot-kneed. I dumped a chick because she dragged her feet when she walks. Dayum that sound like nails on a blackboard. I dumped a chick because she would wear boots in the summertime.

Raqi

April 21st, 2009
10:14 am

…awaiting moderation…

For Real

April 21st, 2009
10:18 am

I feel you on that one B.T.I.A

I…i…i…i…
Erotic city
Erotic city

All of my purple life
Ive been looking for a dame
That would wanna be my wife
That was my intention, babe

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty u and me, erotic city come alive
We can funk until the dawn, making love til cherrys gone
Erotic city cant u see, thoughts of pretty u and me

Everytime I comb my hair
Thoughts of u get in my eyes
Ure a sinner, I dont care
I just want your creamy thighs

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty u and me, erotic city come alive
We can funk until the dawn, making love til cherrys gone
Erotic city cant u see, thoughts of pretty u and me

All of my hang-ups r gone
How I wish u felt the same
We can funk until the dawn (til the dawn) (until the dawn)
How I wish u were my dame (baby wont u call my name)

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty u and me, erotic city come alive
We can funk until the dawn, making love til cherrys gone
Erotic city cant u see, thoughts of pretty u and me

Baby, ure so creamy

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty u and me, erotic city come alive
We can funk until the dawn, making love til cherrys gone (til the dawn)
Erotic city cant u see, thoughts of pretty u and me

If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time (u and me)
Some time, some time, some time, erotic city
If we cannot make babies, maybe we can make some time
Thoughts of pretty u and me, erotic city come alive

We can funk until the dawn, making love til cherrys gone (come alive)
Erotic city cant u see, thoughts of pretty u and me
We can funk until the dawn, making love til cherrys gone
Erotic city

Erotic city

East Point's Own

April 21st, 2009
10:18 am

What’s silly to one, might be a deal breaker to another… I mean I don’t like smokers, Women who care more about animals than human life, women who can’t stand to walk any farther than from the house to the car, or women who watch television 24/7… To some those might all be silly things but to me they would all conflict majorly with my ability to enjoy life.

What if I want to take the subway and spend a day wandering the city ( I am in DC) all day, and she complained about walking the whole way, or had to stop and smoke every 10 mins, or had to stop and pet every dog we saw along the way or complained about missing her favorite TV show… we would not make it very long.

Its one thing to deny someone due to things they can’t change such as their physical features, or skin color, or nationality. But if they have habits or activities that you do not like to associate yourself with at all then why bother trying to compromise???

kimmie

April 21st, 2009
10:18 am

Morning Gang

For Real – You and I are kindred spirits. They play Controversy on Tom Joyner this morning as I was getting ready for work. That’s one of my favorite Prince songs. I enjoyed hearing it as I got dressed and reminded myself to put a few Prince cd’s in the car.

On Topic – No such thing as illegal dumping I think. Whatever reason a person has for not wanting to date you, frivilous or not, they don’t want you. I don’t care that you counted 3 more eyelashes on my left eye than on my right and therefore don’t want to see me anymore. Nobody is OWED A CHANCE unless maybe you are married. We are just talking dating here. This urks me to no end, the “just give him a chance” whining I used to hear from my friends. Usually it was someone they themselves would not want to date.

Taz, I’m with you, if it is something small that I just feel I can’t deal with, it’s usually before a first date, so there’s no “dumping”. Once I was approached by this really fine guy while out listening to music with some friends. He looked so much like the guy that had just broken my heart at the time, it was scary. He stepped to me correct, and at any other time I would have definitely exchanged numbers. But the wounds from my old relationship were still fresh and I couldn’t get over the strong resemblance. My friend that was with me went off on me and told me that was NO reason to reject the dude. Whatever reason it was, it was enough for me. I told her to mind her own business. Think she was just mad cause nobody approached her that nite anyway.

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
10:19 am

I don’t like to admit it, but in high school I dumped a girl becaues she didn’t have no ankles…

Her calfs went straight into her feet!!!! How is that possible!!!!!

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
10:25 am

Morning folks.

Arabic word of the day: Wasta-means to have juice, influence. You get out of speeding tickets, jail, or anything if your family has enough wasta.

Can’t ever remember why I broke up with chicks except 2 chicks that just talked to much. One was talking to me and my potnah and we both fell asleep. When we woke up she was still talking. Exit stage left.

The other was a drama queen. The only thing larger than yesterdays major problem was todays. I hung in as long as possible because she had some fire booty but I disengaged mentally early on.

Tazz, good point on the closure. I guess when its over its over. Why talk about it.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
10:26 am

U real dark skinned choco but u got that bright red lip stick on,as if u trying to maintain visibility=plz,look sme where else,NO play! :lol:

For Real

April 21st, 2009
10:27 am

Yall read it here first, Kimmie was thinking about my kindred spirit while she was getting dressed this morning. Hit me at for_real730@yahoo.com if you want to know about my kindred spirit. (Prince Scream!!!)

Escapee

April 21st, 2009
10:29 am

I don’t think there is any such thing as illegal dumping. Why stay with someone who does something that ALREADY gets on your nerves? That is a waste of everyone’s time. That trait isn’t going to stop getting on your nerves.

I live up in DC and I CANNOT stand the dudes who talk constantly about how great they are because of their jobs. No really. And I will not date a guy who have never lived outside of the Northern Virginis area. I know it is judgemental but I am the one who has to date these clowns. Not someone else. When I lived in GA it was a deal breaker if a guy had never left the state.

Me

April 21st, 2009
10:32 am

I honestly don’t believe there is anything illegal about dumping anyone (before marriage) – if you do not like the person or cannot see a future with that person, you don’t need a reason, you shouldn’t allow yourself to be “talked into” staying in a relationship…

I tried to dump someone 3 times and he always tried to make me feel guilty and petty for ending things…when I finally ended it I realized that I shouldn’t have needed an explanation or excuse – I didn’t love him – I didn’t want to be with him – I knew I wanted someone different in my life…

It hurts egos to be dumped – I’ve been dumped – I know – but, think about it – do you really want to be with someone that doesn’t want to be with you because they can’t seem to find a “legitimate” reason for ending things????

Closure helps someone move on…but, it should be enough that they don’t want to be with you anymore…DON’T SETTLE!! EVER!!!

Sassy Me....mmmm.....mmmm good :-)

April 21st, 2009
10:34 am

I have never BEEN dumped but HAVE dumped when cheated on.

Escapee

April 21st, 2009
10:35 am

I obviously cannot type today but what I meant was NORTHERN VIRGINIA area.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
10:36 am

Good morning everyone. You guys have me cracking up.

Had to laugh at you first, dw, for dumping the girl cuz she forgot how to ride a bike. But you had me LOL with “fine as frog’s hair.” That was original to me and funny!

Melo, your list is funny as hell.

SexyCool, been meaning to tell you I’m loving your “Three Words Daily.”

Been Thru It All, I have a gf just like your #1 on your list. Tried to give some makeup pointers, but I believe she’s deaf :lol:

ForReal>, it’s “knock kneed.” You got me with Erotic City. Now, can I hear “House Quake?” Please?

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
10:37 am

On Topic: Is there really any such thing as “illegal” dumping? Most of the examples given are pretty ridi cu lous excuses to dump someone, admittedly, but in reality if you’re willing to break it off with someone over something so trivial, that just tells me you aren’t really that into them in the first place — which is a perfectly valid reason to break it off. JMHO.

Off topic: For Real — Ahhhh Prince… You know, I would send you all the link to all those songs from my bootleg recording of Prince live at Philips from a few years back, but unfortunately, my server is in transition between my place & Swiss Miss’s place & is off line at the moment. Remind me next week sometime & I’ll post the link again for your listening/downloading pleasure.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
10:41 am

@ForReal, those legs w/o ankles are affectionately called “trunk legs” (like tree trunk)!

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
10:43 am

“@ForReal, those legs w/o ankles are affectionately called “trunk legs” (like tree trunk)!”

Leggs — I thought the term was “cankles?” :lol:

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
10:43 am

OMG, trying to “maintain visibility.” You are a true fool!

Foots

April 21st, 2009
10:44 am

Hmmmm…most of the people I’ve dumped, it’s been for good reason. I stayed through the trivial stuff but burned fire tracks like Road Runner when the more serious issues popped up.

Raqi

April 21st, 2009
10:45 am

Kimmie I think what WiseDiva is talking about those little things beyond just a general preference. Like not being with someone because of the type of car they drive, or the school they attended or a type of food they like or dislike. Just things like that I think.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
10:46 am

Sassy, 9 times out of 10 if a guy cheats its his way of saying goodbye so technically you have been dumped. Dont take it personally though because we’ve all been dropped. If you have an hour I’ll tell you about the times I was dumped. It hurt, it hurt so damned bad.

Foots

April 21st, 2009
10:46 am

Oh, I did lose interest in a guy because while we were on the phone one day, he had some car trouble and told me he had to call his dad so he could call AAA for him. I’m like “Dude, you 32 and you need to call your daddy to get your car towed?”

lurker

April 21st, 2009
10:47 am

Melo glad you’re married cause you did a buttload of no nos

Been thru it all no ankles…we call that cankles (calves meshed with ankles) aka big gul

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
10:48 am

Tazze

I too have an issue with dudes that have long fanga nails. It just seems a little creepish aka child molesterish. I have no idea if the guy who molested me back in the day had long fanga nails but it just makes my skin crawl.

Foots

April 21st, 2009
10:49 am

I wish I could have dumped one guy based off his car. That dayum car smelled like feet and elephant azz. He never took his gym bag with the sweaty clothes and funky shoes out of the car. I ended up dumping him because he talked on the phone ALL THE TIME.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
10:49 am

You know what Mr. Swiss, I vaguely recall hearing that word. What, lurker also said the same thing.

Raqi

April 21st, 2009
10:50 am

Foots maybe the AAA account was in his dad’s name and much cheaper than calling a random tow company.

lurker

April 21st, 2009
10:51 am

Leggs have been calling no ankles, cankles for years. Have a cousin without ankles.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
10:51 am

Leggs: No knot-kneed it’s a condition where you can’t see the knee cap.

Swiss: Imma hold you to that don’t have Mrs. Swiss calling you asking who in the hellz is For Real and why is he at my job doing the Prince dance around my desk.

This Prince song goes out to Wise Diva it was really, really, really, good meeting you Saturday:

I guess I shoulda known
By the way u parked your car sideways
That it wouldnt last

See youre the kinda person
That believes in makin out once
Love em and leave em fast

I guess I must be dumb
cuz u had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say what have I got 2 lose?
And honey I say

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love thats gonna last

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When u drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free

cuz I felt a little ill
When I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say, baby, have u got enough gas?
Oh yeah

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast, yes u r
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

A body like yours (a body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (oughta be in jail)
cuz its on the verge of bein obscene
(cuz its on the verge of bein obscene)

Move over baby (move over baby)
Gimme the keys (gimme the keys)
Im gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine
(Im gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine)

Little red corvette
Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

Little red corvette
Honey u got 2 slow down (got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette
cuz if u dont u gonna run your
Little red corvette right in the ground

(little red corvette)
Right down 2 the ground (honey u got 2 slow down)
U, u, u got 2 slow down (little red corvette)
Youre movin much 2 fast (2 fast)
U need 2 find a love thats gonna last

Girl, u got an ass like I never seen
And the ride…
I say the ride is so smooth
U must be a limousine

Baby youre much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love, u need a love thats
Thats gonna last
(little red corvette)
U got 2 slow down (u got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette

cuz if u dont, cuz if u dont,
U gonna run your body right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)

Little red corvette

benjamin

April 21st, 2009
10:52 am

My wife of 10 years once broke up with a chef she was dating b/c he overcooked her steak.

She does the grilling at our house….

your local black man

April 21st, 2009
10:53 am

When you are dating someone, first of all you’re taking a chance. Secondly, there are no guarantees when dating. I think illegal dumping really questions one’s true worth and value. A person who knows their true value and worth would identify with the validity of the break-up and move on with their life. You see when you know you’re good to somebody that takes you for granite or abuse your love, you can walk away from an illegal dumping………leaving the TRASH behind for someone else to clean up or DUMP!

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
10:53 am

Check this out, I was dumped because I cooked very well. Yep! Said he didn’t want to get use to my home cooked meals because he knew I was going to dump him at some point. We were both in college and he seemed to have hit a wall (no motivation for anything) and dropped out! That was the reason he gave me, but no doubt there were deeper issues brewing!

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
10:54 am

For Real

Knock-kneed is when the legs come together at the knees then separate past the knees. Most often larger sized chicks are knock-kneed. From the point where ‘the gap’ is supposed to be, instead of spacing from that area down to the knee, its close together then separates past the knee….so i thought anyway

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
10:56 am

…and what made it even worse was I had the nerve to ask her in front of her friends “girl…were your ankles at!?!?!?!(While looking at her feet)”…call me shallow BTIA….

MELO

April 21st, 2009
10:57 am

Melo glad you’re married cause you did a buttload of no nos

I’m sensing thats ur revenge on me Lurker for saying sme u dont like:trying to put me outa circulation.I see ur sleek move :grin:

Foots

April 21st, 2009
10:57 am

Raqi Most car insurance includes towing. He was just a grown man who couldn’t handle grown man business by himself.

lurker

April 21st, 2009
10:58 am

Bow leggs = parenthesis Knocked knees = backward parenthesis

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
10:58 am

I broke up with a dude because not only did he have a thumbsized dizzle but he fugged like a lil jack rabbit and it would always pop out and poke me hard on the inside of my thigh. I’m like dude, you don’t have that much slack so stop trying to pull back so far and you tearing my dayum thigh up too!!! :lol:

M'

April 21st, 2009
10:58 am

@Melo
^ on the “no play” post…there is nothing wrong with having a list of things that are not desirable and then not allowing someone who falls into that gig to get no play…why????…how can you be attracted to a person if there are things that you do not like about a person????….what we dislike about something tends to impose more on our tolerance and acceptance than what we do like…those things are no brainers…how can I develop any emotional value for a person who converys something that is the antithesis of what I find acceptable or doable…I THINK NOT!!!

lurker

April 21st, 2009
11:00 am

Melo I’m sensing thats ur revenge on me Lurker for saying sme u dont like

You’re overthinking dude….seriously….I’m female….lol

Foots

April 21st, 2009
11:01 am

One of the reasons I was dumped a few years ago was that dude didn’t like the way I ate pickle slices separate from my hamburger.

lakewoodlouie

April 21st, 2009
11:01 am

I stopped dating a girl after 5 months because on election day she let it slip that she had voted for Hilary Clinton. I knew I couldn’t continue a relationship with someone that stupid

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
11:01 am

Alright, treat me like a stepchild and ignore my request. Phooey!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:02 am

For Real:

Here is my advice young bro,Knock kneed girls deliver some of the finest tasting pudsy!! I dont know what it is but boy,trust me on this.This is a testimony based on my playa dayz.
Try checking it out fo urself.

woodie

April 21st, 2009
11:02 am

I’ve dumped a lot of women who talk too much. But I am not sure that qualifies as ‘illegal dumping’. It more like lots of women have this problem and they seem to be clueless about it.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:02 am

Awwwww yeah Slim likes it in the thigh.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:03 am

I’m female

exactly Lurker, i thoght u female.My post was not meant to elbow u out,u still in the reckoning! :lol:

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
11:05 am

@Melo

did you write “tasting”…what do the knees have to do with pudsy tasting good…put me on brutha….

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:05 am

This song goes out to Legg because she like to her house quaked:

Shut up already, damn!
Tell me who in this house know about the quake?
(we do)
I mean really, really
If you know how 2 rock say yeah (yeah)
If u know how 2 party say oh yeah (oh yeah)
But if u aint hip 2 the rare house quake:
Shut up already, damn!

Housequake
Everybody jump up and down
Housequake
Theres a brand new groove going round (housequake)
In your funky town (housequake)
And the kick drum is the fault
You gotta rock this mother, say (housequake)
We gotta rock this mother, say (housequake)

Were gonna show u what 2 do
U put your foot down on the 2
U jump up on the one
Now youre having fun
Youre doing the housequake
Yeah

Question:
Does anybody know about the quake? (yeah!)
Bullshit!
U cant get off until u make the house shake
Now everybody clap your hands
Come on
Lets jam yall
Lets jam
Dont wait 4 your neighbor
Green eggs and ham
Doin the housequake

Theres a brand new groove goin round
In your city, in your town: housequake
And the kick drum is the fault

Housequake, (housequake), housequake
U gotta rock this mother
(u gotta rock this mother)
Housequake, housequake
U gotta rock this mother down
Come on

Housequake, housequake

Now that u got it, lets do the twist
A little bit harder than they did in 66
A little bit faster than they did in 67
Twist little sister and go 2 heaven
Come on yall, we got 2 jam
Before the police come
A groove this funky is on the run
Hey yeah!
Shake your body til your neighbors stare at cha!

Quake, quake, quake, quake, quake, quake

Housequake
Everybody, everybody jump up and down
Housequake
Theres a brand new (groove) groove thats going round
Housequake
In this city, in this funky town
Housequake
And the saxophone is the fault
Check it out
If u cant rock steady
Shut up already, damn, u got 2 get off!
U know what Im talking about?
On the one yall say, housequake
Top of your body, let me hear u shout
Say, housequake
My lord, (housequake)
My lord, (housequake)
Bullshit
Louder, say it (housequake)
Shock-a-lock-a boom!
What was that? after shock!
Everybody, everybody
U gotta rock, u gotta rock
Come on

Were gonna shake, were gonna quake
Cuz we got the baddest groove that we could a make
We on then 2, yall
The drummers gonna tap
We gonna see if we can rock this mother 2 the max
And thats a fact
Housequake
Come on say it (housequake) (come on)
U cant follow it
We got the baddest jam in the land
Everybody shut up, listen 2 the band
Housequake
Shut up already, damn

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:06 am

Awwwww yeah Slim likes it in the thigh.

For Real that’s how i’ve been able to maintain my virginity all these years.

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
11:08 am

I was dumped by this girl because she thought it was stupid that I would cut my hair all off even though I wasn’t losing any…

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

April 21st, 2009
11:08 am

WISE…people say that I am picky but I do not care. I know what I like and do not like. Hence the reason for all my questions upon the first meeting. I am weeding out most my potential dealbreakers from the start. First, am I physically attracted to him? If he passed all the other requirements could I see myself getting physical with him? Second, his initial dialogue encounter with me…meaning does he speak proper English. That leads me into his intelligence & education. Ok now that I think he is not a beautiful fool. Third, is he STRAIGHT? Meaning…he has never has any kind of sexual contact with a man or Tranny (giving…receiving…pitching….or catching). Fourth, is he single. That does NOT included (the wife, the girlfriend, the baby mama or girl that he does occasionally that thinks she’d his girlfriend with the “understanding”. I do not get into the the open relationship crap! Fifth, is he legally employed? Street pharmacist is not an occupation…GOODBYE! Sixth…who resides with him or who does he reside with? If the answer is a room mate (again, that roommate does NOT include: the wife, the girlfriend, the baby mama or girl that he does occasionally that thinks she’d his girlfriend with the “understanding”)! Seventh…does he have any kids? That includes (any on the way..any pending DNA…any that you do not see or support financially). And last but not least…what religion are you? You do not have to be a bible thumper (actually I prefer not…can’t deal with that). But you must be spriritual and worship the same God as I do. And if you don’t worship any God then you are in the same boat as somebody of a different religion in my book. But as I speak more with a guy I get to see if he has a sense of humor and if he is adventurous & caring. Thos aer very important to me. He must also be secure enough in his manhood not to try to come with the “I am Man” attitude. I am who I am and I will not change. I am a strong minded individual who does not give into peer pressure and will stick to my guns about my feelings & opinions. he must know that he will not come before God or myself. Meaning I will not change my life for him.

PEACH..it would depend on what that guy went to jail for. And is that record keeping him from getting and holding onto a decent job. If he can’t get a job because of his record…he is screwed. And financially we could never have a future togther.

MELO… :lol: WTF is “negronized”? That is too funny!

EPO…oh a smoker of any kind is a dealbreaker for me. Your mouth is nasty and you are killing yourself. Dpn’t try to kiss me with tobacco breathe. Not mints or toothbrush can get rid of that crap.

BEEN THROUGH…she had “cankles”…her calves and ankles were all one? EWWW! Hey did she have a “Twaist”..her t*ts and waist were all one and the same size? :lol:

TRUTH…Habibi…thanks for the Arabic lesson.

SWISS…I have dumped somebody because the more I paid attention to him I started noticing how goofy he was was. And not a cute funny goofy….just swag-less and a step up from Urkle! :lol:

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:09 am

morning BEAUTIES!

a. too short
b. gold tooth in front
c. drove a hooptie
d. breath stank
e. yelled too loud at game on tv. (it’s not that serious folks).
f. crust in eyes
g. too many babies
h. the sex was wack as h3ll
i. doesn’t know what he wants out of relationship
j. too young
k. parents in town and no invite to meet them.
l. cheating . . . of course

one or two of the above i do let slide now.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:09 am

Melo: I didn’t say Knock Knees I said Knot-kneed there is a difference. Knot-knees is a condition where you can’t see the knee cap but knock knees are no-no too. Now bow leggs is a different story. I would drive Kuwait and do doughnut in the middle of the street for a bow leggadid chick.

Liza

April 21st, 2009
11:09 am

I dumped him because he passed gazz way too much and it wuz nasty.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
11:10 am

Slim, we agreed to never speak about that incident. Hey, I was tired. You said you understood.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:11 am

Slim: “that’s how i’ve been able to maintain my virginity all these years” – Have you ever tried in the knee? I will tear your ACL gurl!!

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:11 am

I don’t think I could ever date a dude who always had spit foam in the corners of his mouth. YUCK!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:12 am

it would always pop out and poke me hard on the inside of my thigh

Donkey style(from back) wld have afforded u/him better penetration.Side,with u on the side and one leg up wl;d have been another off da meter. Quit getting angst like that when u hot Slim :lol:

I see u getting off str8 away and jumping outa bed : SLIM- <strong) u arent fckking me right!!*&^**,give me my jack rabbit,foo :grin:
And boy is standing there,nakeked and panting,hmmf,hmmmf,hmmmmf give me a chance slim,pleeeze,give me a chance 8)

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:13 am

Truth, you just told on yourself. I never mentioned your name. ;-)

For Real, nah not into the knees thing but I do love some good underarm action…especially after a fresh shave. All the dudes tell me it feels like a baby’s bottom.

Palm

April 21st, 2009
11:13 am

I went out with this woman one time and never called again after the following:
1) She ate her dinner as if she had not been fed in two months (she just ate and never came up for a breath). Needless to say, we did not have a conversation while she was eating.
2) She had ugly feet.

I am whatever you say I am

April 21st, 2009
11:14 am

I always get dumped. Wearing the sad face now :-(

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:14 am

@SLIM
that’s a big one in my book! spit foam in the corners and you can see slime on his teeth when he talks. YUCK!

Mia

April 21st, 2009
11:16 am

Dayum! I’m in heaven in this blog with all these Prince songs!! LOL! I dumped a guy because he shaved his head (he had beautiful thick good hair), dumped a guy cuz he sweated too much, that ish is just nasty. Dumped a guy cuz he told me he loved me on our first dayum date. Dumped a guy cuz he drove a 1987 camaro…..and it was 1998. Dumped a guy cuz he said the word “know’d” as in “I know’d I was a dumbarse.” Dumped a guy cuz he wore the same shirt everytime I saw him. Wow! I didn’t realize I was this superficial! LOL!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:16 am

what do the knees have to do with pudsy tasting good…put me on brutha

And i mean tasting,as in ur wang tasting it.I dont knw why but evry time i hit a female like that,the pudsy was off da meter.If u like,do a sample on it and see what ur results will be.
I just think the scientists havent figured this one out.Better yet,this may be a way of making money.
Try it,lets compare notes and maybe,just maybe,we may issue a significant scientific breakthru paper and get money for it.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
11:17 am

Spit foam….there’s a guy who wants to talk to me at church and I can’t get pass the spit foam. You see, I spit up easily and it’s only a matter of time.

SexyCool

April 21st, 2009
11:19 am

I won’t talk to a guy with grubby hands.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:23 am

Leggs: Wise stop me from posting songs

Mama Cass

April 21st, 2009
11:23 am

“9 times out of 10 if a guy cheats its his way of saying goodbye”

This may be true of single guys, but people should know that many, many married men cheat on their wives with absolutely no intention of ever leaving. It’s called having your cake and eating it too. They want the excitement and thrill of chasing new p—-y while at the same time their wives cook them dinner, wash their dirty socks, take care of their social schedules, make all their doctor’s appointments and oh yeah raise the children. And then these guys turn around to their mistresses and are all like, “Baby I’m going to leave her next week. I promise you.” Yeah, right.

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
11:23 am

@melo

preciate that hoss, might have missed that in my earlier days…married now…maybe I can break her knees, try to recreate the feeling….hmmm hmmmm…thinkm….

Tjmocha

April 21st, 2009
11:24 am

OMG….You guys are off the chain. Some of these comments made me choke on my coffee!

Curtis

April 21st, 2009
11:25 am

Can’t agree with the moniker of ‘Illegal dumping’ I think it’s what you’re willing to tolerate. I once stopped dating a woman because she snores so badly! Think of the worst snorer you know and multiple it 10,000 times……..yes it was that bad. To make matters worse she informed me of this before we started dating, she told me she had been through every known treatment available, including surgery, how bad could it be right?………Wrong! She snore so loud neighbors down the street complained! I knew I couldn’t go through life as a light sleeper married to this woman so we parted ways, it helped that her job was transferring her to another Midwest City so that made it easier. Is this ‘illegal dumping’?

C.M. Thornton, III

April 21st, 2009
11:25 am

I once dumped a girl because she had long black hairs growing in her butt crack. I tired to get her to shave or wax them but she refused. She met the requirements of being cleanly shaven everywhere else but she neglected that area.

I refuse to be in a relationship with a woman with poor hygiene. She must be well groomed, cleanly shaven and have regular manicure and pedicures.

Mama Cass

April 21st, 2009
11:27 am

For Real, thanks for Little Red Corvette. Now how about Raspberry Beret? :-)

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:27 am

I once dumped a girl because she had long black hairs growing in her butt crack

HO,HO,HO too funny.

dudu hanging off those hairs aint no fun look!

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:27 am

Melo

Believe me, I gave multiple chances for him to improve. Years later he tried to convince me that it had gotten better. Nope, not going to be his experimental rat. Thanks but No thanks.

Beautiful YUCK! You make me wanna throw up my dinner from yesterday, since I haven’t eaten today yet. GROOOOOSSSS! I also can’t deal with chronically bad breathe.

You ever kiss someone and your mouth smells like wet garbage afterwards?!!!!

Slim (to the new guy): Hi baby! I have a little gift for you.

Dude: Oh really! It’s not Valentines Day or my birthday. What’s the ocassion?

Slim: Well it’s our 3 day anniversary…and me being the sweet lil lady I am, I couldn’t pass up this opp to get my honey something.

(Slim hands dude a long rectangular shaped box)

Dude: Oh wow! Okay, but just know I didn’t get you anything.

Slim: believe me, this is a gift we both can benefit from. Go ahead, open it.

(dude unwraps gift to reveal some plastic long dohickey)

Dude: um…babe, I’m not exactly sure what this is. Is this a joke?

Slim: oh no silly. its a Plastic tongue scrapper! Dontcha just love it!

Dude: A tongue scrapper!?!! Just what da hayo you trynna say!

Slim: Babe oooohhh please lower your voice, you exert too much of your garbage breath when you talk louder.

Dude: I’m totally offended by this! I don’t think this is gonna work.

Slim: I’m just trying to help you baby. And how can you say this isn’t going to work when you haven’t even tried it yet?

Dude: I wasn’t talking about the dayum tongue scrapper!! I’m talkin bout you and me! I’m done!

Slim: well I was only trying to help. Hey wait….you forgot the tongue scrapper….

(Slim now following Dude as he walks away trying to make sure he doesn’t leave w/o it)

kimmie

April 21st, 2009
11:32 am

Raqi – Thanks, I understand what Diva is talking about. What I’m saying is that it really does not matter how trivial something may seem, if they don’t want you, they don’t want you. I got in a conversation with this guy at a party I was really vibing with. Other than when I was in college, I have never “lived” outside of the ATL metro area. I’ve traveled a bit because I used to work for the airlines. He said he was turned off that I had not “lived” outside of the state for any length of time, as if that made me “limited”. Like I said, I’ve traveled and would like to do some more and I am open to seeing more sights and experiencing other cultures, I’ve just never been offered a job outside of Atlanta, though I did apply in San Diego & DC. Nothing I could do about that situation, but he obviously did not want to date me and that’s the reason he gave. He’s free to feel the way he did, though to me it didn’t make sense. He didn’t do anything “illegal”!LOL!!

Chia

April 21st, 2009
11:32 am

He folded his dirty clothes and put them in the basket before shower

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:33 am

CM THorton

Were the long butt crack hairs not well within the regulation measurements? I can’t say i’ve met anyone without BCH (booty crack hairs) You say you like chicks who are well groomed and clean…well just think of the hairs as a doormat that you wipe your feet on before you enter an establishment…..hope that helps.

You can pay my assistant at the front desk on your way out.

SexyCool

April 21st, 2009
11:34 am

I once stopped seeing a guy because when I kissed him, he had thick saliva.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:34 am

**I spit up easily and it’s only a matter of time.** lol.

ok so, i’ve been checkin’ wwe.com and ticketmaster every month for about six months now and finally their coming to northern cali (sacramento) this summer. my kel is the biggest wrestling fan on this planet. he rents all of their videos and pays for the wrestling channel on cable. everyday that guy watches a match.

anyhoo, how should i tell him i bought tickets. on the day . . . now? he is gonna shiit. no, he is gonna have a frickin’ heart attack! i’m so excited for him. i just want to see him have the best time ever, screamin and actin’ crazy with the crowd.

the best seats were already gone, dang. but i think he’ll be ok.

i’m such a great mommy. kudos to me!

it depends on you

April 21st, 2009
11:36 am

I dumped a guy because he would breath through his nose and mouth to loud. Couldnt hear my movie & sounded like a bull coming at me in the bedroom.. my friends all make fun of my many reasons for dumping.. sure there is something deeper wrong with me but why should I not dump someone that is going to get on my nerves. why put off tomorrow what you can do today.

Pamela

April 21st, 2009
11:38 am

I used to ALWAYS dump guys because…I just did NOT want to be with them anymore! No particular reason..I just didn’t want to be bothered. If he was NOT going to treat my friends and myself to whatever we wanted..then he was HIStory! Some of them did buy whatever I wanted them to buy…I know that seems shallow, but how on earth could I expect him to take care of me and possibly our future children if he was too darn cheap to take care of my friends and myself at my request! Get Real!!!

Soulfinger

April 21st, 2009
11:40 am

I am totally guilty of illegal dumping!

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
11:44 am

Beautiful, I thought you was in LA. You’re in my neck of the woods. I’m from Oakland. Btw, that wrestling is fake. My ex worked for the TNT/WWE when it was on here and we went to alot of matches. Ric Flair was the big name then. It was all fake but dont tell the little one. It’ll crush him.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:45 am

@SOULFINGER
honestly, there isn’t anything wrong with that. we have to let go and make way for mr. right, do you agree? i don’t feel guilty. not one bit.

Gus Thornhill (formerly East Point's Own)

April 21st, 2009
11:47 am

Ok, who is posting as Pamela???? this looks like a blatent attempt to start drama… but hey its almost lunch time this may be the shot in the arm the blog need for today…

Josh

April 21st, 2009
11:49 am

I have dump females with ugly toes! Does that count?

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
11:50 am

“Were the long butt crack hairs not well within the regulation measurements?”

Slim — Just for clarification, what is the regulation measurement on BCH? :lol: And speaking of, um, intimate grooming… am I the only one who’s over the whole bald kitty trend? A nicely manicured muff, yes please, but totally bald… no thanks. I wanna know you’ve at least hit puberty when I’m licking the kitty…. JMO…. :lol:

DSTSPG06

April 21st, 2009
11:50 am

i am so guilty for illegal dumping. You have to keep me entertained. I feel like it should never be a dull moment. now when a guy gets boring them something has to give. I consider myself to be a great catch. first year grad student, employed, no kids, i have my own so why should i expect less from someone. NOW ive never dumped someone based off of their living situation or their back ground period. it has always been about the “spark” the excitement.. the fun… once the spark leaves.. you DO TOO… :-)

lurker

April 21st, 2009
11:50 am

Nothing illegal about all the aforementioned….if it don’t work for you, do it…small matters to some are large issues to others. Some of the stuff listed ain’t small matters…(i.e. bad breath, poor hygiene, etc.). Now the dumping someone cause they shave even not balding might fit the category. I know a guy that does that. Guess he just like sporting the bald look.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:51 am

@TRUTH
i’m in the modesto area (valley). and my lil one is 15 yrs old, 6′1, size 15 shoe, lol. i hope he knows it’s fake. hmmm.

i’ll be sitting in the nose bleed seats above him while he’s closer to the ring. we’ll both have our phones so it’ll be cool.

lurker

April 21st, 2009
11:51 am

Pam What planet are you from?

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
11:52 am

Pamela, if I buy your friends anything I’m fugging them, and you’re going to watch. You aren’t cut like that so quit acting. Remember, the same thing that makes you moist as a duncan heinz donut, money, makes your girls moist.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:53 am

@C.M. Thornton, III
my ex used to shave me. next time tell her to spread ‘em. great 4play!

dw

April 21st, 2009
11:53 am

When a bow-legged chick and a knock-kneed chick walk next to each other they spell OX.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:54 am

A nicely manicured muff, yes please, but totally bald… no thanks. I wanna know you’ve at least hit puberty when I’m licking the kitty

well said Swiss! I like the feel of growing pub hair,ugh,ugh! Im feeling my lower back engage and jerk inwards a lil :lol:

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:55 am

i’m swiss

BCH – anything over half and inch is moving outside regulation. lol And regarding that totally shaved muff, as you call it….i did it once in life and vow to never do it again! When that crap grows back OMGGGG!! Had me putting my hands in my pocket trying to scratch it on the sly.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
11:55 am

@For Real, thanks for letting me know what happened. I see she stopped after your dedication to her….again Phooey. J/K!

@Beautiful…go ahead mama and continue to pat yourself on the back for being a great mommy! I pat myself all the time. (shssh just between you and me, I signed myself and my daughter up for a “Mommy and Me” belly dancing class this past Saturday). We had fun.

@Truth, never liked wrestling but always thought Rick Flair was an interesting looking white man! Could have been all that blond hair???

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:55 am

@PAM
nrr’mind . . .

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
11:56 am

Swiss, I’m with you cracker, I mean dude. That 13 year old look is so wack now. You’re a grown azz woman, show me that fro with the afro puff looks. I got clippers if you need me to line you up or fade you but show me the hairdo. LOL

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:56 am

Pamela, if I buy your friends anything I’m fugging them

Exactly,me too! If they are admiring and pining for what u got from ur boy,they are prime to be hunted by him too.Fcking a circle of friends is so much fun.

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:56 am

….not to mention my big ole CT looks rather unsightly without the shade of the bush. LMAO!

dw

April 21st, 2009
11:59 am

@ Beautiful–did you just ask Shaq where to find shoes for your son on Twitter?

WTH am I supposed to do now ???

April 21st, 2009
12:01 pm

I recently learned that the guy that I have been dating for the last 11 months used to buy prostitutes and strippers. After listening to his perverted stories and self proclaimed bragging rights for about 10 minutes, I stopped him and made up a lie to get off the phone. I thought that I was going to puke. I will never look at him the same and I’m starting to question my future with him. Right now, I just don’t want to be around him. Am I wrong? Fortunately within the first month of dating, we both got complete STD tests before we engaged in intimate relations.

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
12:04 pm

Actually, I should qualify my last statement on puddy-do, just a bit. White chicks & especially Asian chicks can go bald or at least they need to trim that stuff close — otherwise, it’s too long & straight & falls out too easily. I don’t need any dental floss, thank you. :lol: Never had that problem w/ the sistahs, though :-D :lol:

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
12:06 pm

SlimOne, you have me cracking up with the hands in the pocket. Not only that, when getting up from your desk you seem to bump into it intensifying the itch. Now, Spa Sydell’s brazillian wax is off the chain and no itch when it grows back.

@Staceye, thanks for telling me about the class. Not sure if I owe you one or not! We will see, girly girl!

Dee

April 21st, 2009
12:08 pm

What a great Tuesday’s topic! My boyfriend of 4 years dumped me. He said that I had my friends and the church and he had his books and the library!!! He failed to say that aside from his books, he was screwing around with a teacher at the school where he taught and got married seven months later!

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
12:10 pm

Swiss, was dating a nurse a few years back and the first time I saw that bush i was hooked. It looked so womanly. We enjoyed many a good meal together. LOL

The flip side was when I was at Tybee Island years ago and a chick had on a swimsuit cut high at the leg. She had some ratty azz hair all down her legs and ish. I spit up in my own mouth. Yuck

Angie, wait til the matches start then walk down to the empty seats.

Soulfinger

April 21st, 2009
12:10 pm

@Beautiful…thanks! I didnt want to list the things I have dumped guys for…didnt want anyone tho think I was shallow…but since you have renewed my confidence…I once dumped a guy because he ate like a bird. I am used to a man who can eat like a man. This dude cant finish a Whopper Jr! That was too much for me…

DB

April 21st, 2009
12:12 pm

Pamela, with an attitude like that (”gimme, gimme, gimme, and give to my friends, too!”), I would suspect that you’ve been the dumpee a lot more often than you’ve been the dumper. I wonder how many of your men have run, not walked, to the nearest exit.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
12:13 pm

I stopped seeing this chic and just went AWOL on her coz my maternal uncle had given her a bad report card!
They worked for the same company,in the same city and he said he had seen her sexxing ways.Looking back in retrospect,she was just more smoother than my uncle and he proly pinied for her too.
But i realised that a long term relatiuosnhip wlkd have neva wrked coz of hw i value my fam.
But her grooving was off tha deck.She was the first woman i ever hit that would make outrageous sounds whenever i got inside and started doing ma thang.First time she did that, i was like WOW,does it really feel that good on you that u have to awaken the neigbhors?! :lol:
But i got used to it.In fact im married to a woman like that now.A dyckmatized squirrel,evertime its on,u hear the eeek,eeek,aaagh,aaaagh,irk,irk ,irk sounds.
KARMA is a byaaatch!

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

April 21st, 2009
12:13 pm

LEGGS…a Brazillian? OUCH :shock: Girl that takes a high pain threshold! My clippers will do just fine. :lol:

I hope you & Lil’ Legs really enjoy the class and bond even more. BTW…you guys should check out the Hafla on Saturday. Who knows..you may see somebody you know dancing. :wink:

East Point's Own

April 21st, 2009
12:16 pm

Poppa Grande

April 21st, 2009
12:19 pm

Truth

Wrestling may be fake, but Vincy McMahon has a gold mine. Monday Night Raw was in Philips Arena last monday (April 13). Marta was packed.

I don’t watch it now. But, I did as a kid.

Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan was born in Augusta, GA, and he “totally gets O.J., now.” :shock:

WOA

April 21st, 2009
12:19 pm

The girl I was dating was activly meeting people online and giving out her number over the internet instead of trying to change her and figure out why and so fourth I just kicked her to the curb like she would have done to me lol

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
12:19 pm

Staceye, am I right in reading between the lines that you have an old type Janet Jackson fro? Please say its so. LOL

DB, we knew she was trying to get some getback. Some cat dumped her and she cant let it go. Not even a stupid broads sharing her vault with a girlfriend. Talk about opening up the relationship. WOW

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
12:20 pm

Truth — LOL, yeah the bush creeping out of the swimsuit (or panties for that matter) is not a good look. Gotta keep a well-maintained lawn. :lol:

Sidebar — Back in my, um, wilder days, a buddy of mine & I were having a little fun with a couple of chicks in his hot tub. I had a good time myself, but the next day, my friend was all pi$$ed ‘cos his girl had nipple hair. :lol: Totally killed it for him… :lol: After that we added a rule that we had to see the chicks topless before calling dibs… :lol:

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
12:21 pm

Damn Dee!!!!

Poppa Grande

April 21st, 2009
12:22 pm

On Topic

I’m guilty of illegal dumping. I once dumped a female because of the shape of her nose. It looked kinda like the nose on a pug (dog).

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

April 21st, 2009
12:26 pm

TRUTH….now you know I am mohawked….landing strip. etc… :lol:

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
12:26 pm

@Staceye, when I got my brazillian wax, I had no earthly idea what I was getting into. A girlfriend and I went together and she had a lot of Spa Sydell certificates. You could hear me screaming in the hallways. At one point I had to grit my teeth and say, ok, I’m going to finish this even if I pass out! Goodness gracious that was painful But it was so pretty looking when all was done (ROFLMAO). Doubt that I’ll do it again. I satisified my curiousity. Sometimes you only have to do things once to get it out of your system!

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
12:29 pm

I too asked for a “landing strip”. It makes it look puuurrrtyy!

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

April 21st, 2009
12:31 pm

POPPA…wow that is sad. Her nose? :lol:

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
12:31 pm

Poppa, wasnt going to say anything but since you brought him up twice in a row I guess I’ll comment. I really dont see anything wrong with what OJ supposedly did. Alot of cats would want to ax that broad in the same situation. Just saying.

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
12:34 pm

Leggs

The day I tried to pull what looked like was just a random string from my towel but was actually a gray hair, outta my coochie mane was the day I learned I’d never be able to stomach a waxing down there of any kind. I’ll have to stick to shaving every few days and tweezer out any razor bumps. LMAOOO!!

I know i told yall i have on gray hair on each lip so i call it a Catfish Puddy!!!

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
12:38 pm

“I know i told yall i have on gray hair on each lip so i call it a Catfish Puddy!!!”

Slim — Funny, I always thought it was a big mouth bass:lol: (just playing…) ;-)

kg

April 21st, 2009
12:39 pm

i have for passing gas….

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
12:44 pm

@DW
nope. i have to order his shoes from footlocker.com or visit the store and order over the phone. $80 and up!!! his grades are awesome, so i don’t mind paying so much. if anyone has any other websites i can hit up . . . holla at me please.

this is the third time that i had to hide the internet cord while i’m at work. he visits the nasty porn sites. why am i NOT mad? it’s natural to wonder and explore, right? he’s curious my sis told me. wwjd? looking into some kind of internet blocker to purchase.

@TRUTH
imma wait till the day to tell him. i may crack between now and then. i’m bad with stuff like this especially xmas.

@SOULFINGER
a man who can finish the plate i make for him and ask for more is alright wit me.

@STAC, LEGGS
^5 to clippers.

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
12:45 pm

…I was 19 when I first seen a girl with the shaved kitty…freaked me out…I thought she had the clap or something…I think I was scarred for life…smh…

MELO

April 21st, 2009
12:46 pm

I know i told yall i have on gray hair on each lip so i call it a Catfish Puddy!!!

u have what they call,old woman’s pudsy! That explains ur solo status.Guys go there for the curiosity but bail out when they feel the scratch of the older,stronger,gray hair.U may need to go back to that palm reader so she can prescribe whats called,python’s jelo,which u rub on ur slit.Its a zulu herb concoation :lol:
When guys see ur couchie,they’re smitten and wont want to leave it alone!! :grin:

Lisa

April 21st, 2009
12:46 pm

Enter your comments here

lurker

April 21st, 2009
12:47 pm

I like all my feminity….not removing anything.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
12:47 pm

sorry for the bold,its the power of the python’s jelo!

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
12:48 pm

can’t wait until the male birth control pill is out!

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
12:48 pm

i’m swiss…lmao i guess i just associated mine with the catfish since it sort of looks like my cootie has whiskers. LMAO!

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
12:50 pm

@BEEN THRU IT ALL
i had a friend back in the day who combed her snatch. lol.

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
12:50 pm

Melo

You don’t have any dayum sense. I don’t have old woman’s puddy. I’ve seen an old womans puddy at the Clairmont Lounge and believe me, mine is a far stretch from being that. YUCK! Gray hair runs in my fam.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
12:51 pm

The Truth now flying around with his arms out and making airplane noises while looking for a landing strip.

Let it grow Lurker, let it grow. LOL

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
12:51 pm

Slim — Be proud of those whiskers… I could eat catfish every day… :lol:

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
12:51 pm

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MIA! MUAH.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
12:51 pm

I am so laughing at you SexyCool….”catfish puddy”! You are sick!

C. M. Thornton, III

April 21st, 2009
12:52 pm

SlimOne, doormats belong outside. No hippi chicks for me. The only hair a woman should have on her body belongs on the top of her head.

Tru Southerner...

April 21st, 2009
12:52 pm

I’ve dumped somebody for not liking pork. Everytime I ate they poked fun at my food? I can’t have that at the table….

Lisa

April 21st, 2009
12:53 pm

Hello every one!

This is a good topic…I’ve never dumped anyone, An by reading some
of your comments I’m glad I didn’t. We tend to forget that we all
have flaws and for the most part they are visable for all to see.
Dumping someone because they eat one pea at a time, come on! The dumpping that most people do is really because of the flaw that one has which they may not be able to change but work on. We can’t help them you learn to look beyond them and look for the potiential that could be in that person. (smile)

David Granger

April 21st, 2009
12:55 pm

I dumped a girl once because she ordered pizza with those little dead minnows on it. But I consider that a perfectly logical, valid reason to dump someone.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
12:55 pm

@Beautiful, have you ever tried braiding it. You’ll wind up looking like Afalpha on the Little Rascals (I know some of you never heard of that show…whatever) :lol:

Raqi

April 21st, 2009
12:55 pm

At lunch at asked one of my friends what is the strangest reason she dumped a guy. She said because she found out he broke up with a lady because of her real name. Everyone called her Trudy but her name was Gertrude. He didn’t like the name so he dumped her. She said that was a dumb reason so she dumped him for being so shallow and stupid.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
12:56 pm

Lisa,we laughing at urselves that we so shallow.
Damn! u so perfect or u got low self esteem? :???:

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
12:57 pm

@LISA
since AMAZON isn’t present . . . welcome!

yes i have flaws, but an individual knows what they want. wlb doesn’t settle and should never settle for less.

SexyCool

April 21st, 2009
12:57 pm

Leggs – you are typing way too fast over there. That was Slim One with the fishiness. I tend to visualize most of what I read, so I was sitting over there thinking, ” TMI.”

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
12:59 pm

@LEGGS
what! lol. i should have tried, cause it’s been that long before. lol.

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
12:59 pm

i’m swiss believe me i’m proud of my catfish. Just like old folks say gray hair is a sign of wisdom, especially on a young person…i just look at it like i have a wise puddy. LMAO :lol:

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

April 21st, 2009
1:00 pm

SLIM… :lol: You are still a crazy woman! Catfish!

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
1:02 pm

SexyCool HOLE UP ShAWTY, you maybe typing too fast…ain’t no fishiness over here. I think you had your head facing down when you typed that.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
1:04 pm

I thought most tried braiding it. I know my gfs did (LOL). Mentally, I tend to get you and SlimOne mixed up.

“a wise puddy”….knows when to…..(For Real, start a skit).

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
1:04 pm

Yall dudes like hair on the Na Na? WOW!! Yall must like hair in the teef too..

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
1:04 pm

lmao at *hands in pockets*.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
1:07 pm

**Yall must like hair in the teef too..**

comin’ up to pick hair out of his teef . . . memories. sigh.

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
1:07 pm

I won’t date a man that has a roommate..

Slim- You are HILARIOUS!!

Hair on the na na makes the na na HOT!

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
1:09 pm

“Yall dudes like hair on the Na Na? WOW!! Yall must like hair in the teef too..”

Lioness — Nah, no hair in the teeth. :lol: Check my 12:04 for clarification. ;-)

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
1:10 pm

@Lisa

just having fun…I think we were all shallow, silly, stupid when we were young….but to be 30+ and dumping a girl over her “cankles” would be foolish…”girl just wear some jeans, I like the way they look on ya”…lol

MELO

April 21st, 2009
1:11 pm

It took me a long long time(2 yrs) to get the panties,with this one chic,in an off-on,friend/girlfriend kinda relationship.
She was phine,from a good fam,well spoken and a good dresser.Evething on point,untill i got her to undress so we cld share her niceness,this one time.
Uggggh! Her belly,all the way dwon to the nether regions was all swamped with black marks/spots from some scabbies or sme like that, i guess,she had when she was younger.All healed up but for me and my visuals? ughhhhh.
2 years of my DAMN! time,wasted!
My dyckk cant handle heavy stuff like that!

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
1:17 pm

@MELO
awww. sometimes you gotta look past stuff like that. she has no control over her scars. but a nicca has control over stank breaf, ya feel me?

dw

April 21st, 2009
1:17 pm

@beautiful–It’s better that those grandkids go into the napkin than into ur house if u know what I mean, talk to him about those sites. Chances are if he knows you know about it then he be too embarrassed to visit on a regular basis.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
1:24 pm

she has no control over her scars. but a nicca has control over stank breaf, ya feel me?

I Feel u but thats a problem ‘tween her and God! Im out of it!
Im not gonna play Jesus/Mohammed to make some happy.If our interests collide/merge,GOOD,if not coz of some God given unlucky charm/calamity,thats tween u,ur ancestors and Yahweh.

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
1:25 pm

Stinking breath is RETARDED!!! Brush your tongue twice a day! I know they can smell it! So inconsiderate of others!

Swiss- I got you ;)

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
1:26 pm

@DW
yea, i know what you mean. i will talk to him again. i take advantage of the time we have in the car. i will die if that happened to him. i need that pill to be approved!!! i want him to take advantage of everything that life throws his way.

jay

April 21st, 2009
1:26 pm

I had a chick tell me that I wasn’t HOOD or STREET enough. Needless to say it wasn’t her who did the dumping.

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
1:29 pm

I can’t date a person who has cold sores.. Pimples around the mouth or anything! Too risky!

Melo- I don’t blame you! If she told you beforehand, would you have smashed that?

dw

April 21st, 2009
1:32 pm

@beautiful–I can dig it, but its natural for them to explore. When we were younger we had magazines, that we got lucky and found after some guys wife on the block threw them in the trash, but after a while the pages were all sticky, oops my bad had a flashback… Now young men like your son have extreme access to this kind of thing so its much more imperative that you talk with him about it.
On a side note, I caught my nephew yanking is chain so hard and fast once I thought he was having a seizure. LOL

GG

April 21st, 2009
1:33 pm

A guy dumped me because he said I had too many jobs. Said he needed someone with a stable work history, as if he were hiring me for a job. In my opinion I think he just wasn’t interested, I told him he could of came up with something better than that.

Fresh

April 21st, 2009
1:33 pm

I’m reformed now, but I had some classics!!

- Girl couldn’t read directions coming back from vacation and didn’t think the decimal between the 2.5 mile turn was relevant, that was a 20 mile waste, broke it off with a 5 hour car ride to sit through!
- First date, had some drinks at the bar, girl wanted to go to Krystals – cool I haven’t eaten there in awhile… Me: You go first Girl: I’ll have 6 Krystal Chicks… Me: I’m not hungry anymore…SIX? I understand the freshman 15, but she was tracking a lot more. Good looking girl though.
- Broke up with a girl because she asked for a ride home from a bar and I expressed specifically “Just you and one other friend, right?” Yes dear. “Good because my buddy is coming too and we only have room for two extras” Yes dear. Showed up at the bar and she had three other friends. Gave her the ride home – fit as many of the girls in the back as we could. Broke it off as soon as we got back to the parking lot.
- Girl couldn’t kiss. I’m not saying I’m an expert, but this wasn’t even close. I figured there was no potential if we can’t even get down the basics.
- Girl told me she wanted to marry a rich guy and stay at home and do nothing all day – she was dead serious.

I’m reformed now though, but thought I’d add a couple funny one’s!

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
1:35 pm

DW, lmao.

Angie, take your son to the bunny ranch and break him in right. A good teacher can help him down the road to a healthy understanding of the power of the nut.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
1:37 pm

@GG
i agree.

@DW
that’s why i knock before entering.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
1:38 pm

Slim, i got a job that i want to fward ur way.
Whats ur email add?

MELO

April 21st, 2009
1:41 pm

Melo- I don’t blame you! If she told you beforehand, would you have smashed that?

U damn right,yeah? That wld have hightened my curiosity to see her in all natural.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
1:42 pm

@TRUTH
if i didn’t have any morals, i would in a heartbeat. should i buy him some condoms? what i’m sayin’ is i’d rather be safe than sorry.

ok this is heavy on my mind now.

Cori

April 21st, 2009
1:43 pm

The women I’ve met so far in Atlanta are notorious for making up these kind of things. I’m 29 yrs old and have no kids, but I girl stopped talking to me because I didn’t have any kids she doesn’t know if I would make a good father. She had a million other excuses also. She thinks men that have kids and take care of his kids are sexy. Duummbb! She could have started a family with me instead of dating baby daddies. I wish I could find a attractive woman with no kids who really wants a man in their life. I’ll let you know how it goes after all there is a recession now…LoL (anchorman1980@yahoo.com)

dw

April 21st, 2009
1:44 pm

@Beautiful–LOL, that’s good because it’s one thing to get caught by your uncle, but by your mom, OMG! That would definitely stop the visits but it might traumatize him too. LMAO!

sharon

April 21st, 2009
1:46 pm

I’ve never been dumped, but my sister was dumped by a guy who got angry because she asked for a to go box in a pricey restaurant. We all have a list of what we are willing to put up with so there’s no such thing as “illegal dumping”.

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
1:46 pm

LMAO @ Slimone! An ‘ol wise catfish puddy?!?! Okay, so are we comparing ourselves to fish now? How about Red Sockeye Salmon:

-Pinkish color
-Thick
-and rich in Omega3 fatty amino acids…eat up! lol

LOL @ Lurker…I hear you, I hear you…trimmed up and edged nicely but ultimately let it do what it do. I just wondered about dudes getting fur balls caught in their throats from time to time…hahahaaa

Okay real quick…I was spending time with this guy. Stopped by to visit him for a few moments. He had just come from the gym…wanted to take a shower, but put something on stove before jumping in and left unattended, nor did he tell me, since I would have kept an eye on it for him. Well anyway, he springs from the bathroom with his towel on, cutting across the hardwood floors in an attempt turn the stove off to keep it from boiling over.

As he rushes back my way, to finish showering…his towel unravels. It happened so quickly. And since we had not been intimate, I was caught off guard…esp since his one eyed snake was the color/pattern of cow’s skin! Except white patches were substituted for pink (and dark brown) patches on his wanga-lang!!!

And without catching myself, I blurted out: “Oh shyt, what happened to your d_ck?!?! He later explained that it was a mark since birth. I felt kind of bad for being so insensitive, but even he could not deny that incident was pretty funny. He’s like, “if you could only see the expression on your face?…” I’m like: “it looks painful almost like the aftermath of burn marks on dark skin or someone took a potatoe peeler and skinned ya…!” We laughed so hard! Embarassing situation turned into humor. Love to make a man laugh.

And know I did not dump him…but our schedules began to get in the way after a while…okay, okay it was MY schedule! Alright, Raqi, there’s your signed blog confession. It was me. And I’ll venture to say, it may have been purposely. I know…I know…

dw

April 21st, 2009
1:47 pm

@beautiful–He definitely needs condoms, but you have to stress that your buying them is not an invitation to go out and use them. Rather, if he does happen to find himself in a situation where he could engage in intercourse then he needs to use them. Tell him that they are like a sex seatbelt. Cars come with seatbelts not because the makers expect you to go out and have a wreck, but just in case you do have one you are protected.

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
1:48 pm

DW that was hilarious!!! I was keeping my ex’s little brother one weekend. I went to check on him because he got too quiet. he was laying on the floor with only his shirt on. Everything below the belt was completely naked. he was laying down watching tv playing with his peter. He wasn’t necesarrily shaking it like a salt shaker…He was more of pushing it down, then let it come back up on his own, then push it down again. I felt so weird, I just turned around before he saw that I saw him. I was embarrassed for him. He was 11yrs old then.

Randyt (aka Been there, Done that, Got a Closet FULL of t-shirts)

April 21st, 2009
1:49 pm

Hi Wise, hello all from DC

Late in this discussion and frankly have very little to say except that a person has the right, privilege, honor of dumping someone for ANY reason, no matter how stupid. If it doesn’t work for someone it doesn’t work.

I remember in high school and college watching a classmate of mine (the “pride of the locker room”…I’ll let you figure that one out ;-) drop some of the greatest gals on Earth. His reasons were 1) “if she doen’t sleep with me she doesn’t love me”, 2) “if she will sleep with me she will sleep with anyone so she must be a slut”, 3) “I can’t touch the back of it so she must have been with someone even bigger than me” …

I swear I heard him use every one of those reasons to end a relationship. It was weird!!! I just wanted his throw aways. But the fact is, he had the right to be as stupid as he wanted. In America stupid is not a crime (although it problem should be).

I can’t say that I have dumped or been dumped for any frivolous reason because I always assumed there was more than I was hearing involved. If a woman wants to throw me out with the trash, it is her loss not mine. That is my philosophy.

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
1:53 pm

Melo Please dont send me no craigslist personal ad.

Jamoca OMG!! i’m loving the fatty acids…My ex has this thick goatee and sometimes he’ll grow his beard out. but anyway, he always said my juices made his beard softer. I’d come back to bed watching him combing his fingers through his beard. :twisted:

And you had me cracking up at how you reacted…”What happened to your dizzle!!?” :lol:

Wise Diva

April 21st, 2009
1:54 pm

oh CRIKEY, WHO started the pube topic? LOL!!

kevykel2008

April 21st, 2009
1:54 pm

Your exactly right….Ms. Cougar Hunter. Your average person here has a relationship expectancy of a month or two. I am a single father if your every interested in coffee hit me up…

MELO

April 21st, 2009
1:55 pm

Slim,i got an AP job for real,u want it? not a joke!

Wise Diva

April 21st, 2009
1:55 pm

Hey RandyT! Good to see you check in :)

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
1:55 pm

Randy- I agree! It is their loss not mine :)

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
1:56 pm

Truth I think you deserve a spanking for that last post….lol

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
1:56 pm

keasha_96@yahoo

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
1:57 pm

Jam- I would have wondered that too! I love a pretty dyck! I am a dyck inspector..

MELO

April 21st, 2009
1:59 pm

Beautiful,take ur boy to the nearest drunk/addict shelter and explain to him why some pple are messed up eg,baby mamas,multiple kids,mounting responsibility they cant handle leading to messed up lives abnd druggs etc.Then take him on a tour of the nearest prison/jail.

If he dont take care of what comes of his wang and how he uses it,hizz life is messd up.U gotta shock him for him to get it mentally.
Let him see where some pple sleep!

MightBeTrue

April 21st, 2009
2:00 pm

I was illegally dumped because I talked too much. At first, I was entertaining and intellectual, he loved listening to me talk and I was engaging…but then suddenly I talked too much. I think that was his way of trying to hurt my feelings because I pulled the playa card on him. Either way, he was driving a Hummer and living in a rental, so it was okay, it would have come to that eventually – he just got to me first.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
2:02 pm

I send it slim,jump on it!

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
2:02 pm

LOL Slim! Actually…it was more along the lines of “acchemmm” ….”OH Shyt!…what happened to yo’ dyck” ???!!!…(with the smell of stankin’ ish written on my face – let him tell it)…I was ashamed of myself. He calmed my nerves tho…like a mature, adult, male would. He was so calm with it, he made me feel bad.

I bet I would have got a good cussin’ out had it been with “the right one” and gotten myself kicked out all at once. Lol…

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
2:05 pm

melo nothing has come in yet.

Jamoca I just pictured you with the OH SNAP look on your face. lmao…sort of reminds of the first time I saw a male anaconda for the first time…”OH SNAP whatchu thank you gonna do with that!!?” lol

MELO

April 21st, 2009
2:08 pm

I can’t touch the back of it so she must have been with someone even bigger than me”

There is truth in that Randy,shes not a virgin and u cant reach her deepest point,u knw,there is sme story there!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
2:09 pm

I send it,lemme know in a few minutes,ill do it again.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
2:09 pm

If u like it,call that mufckka right away Slim!

AmazonRed™

April 21st, 2009
2:10 pm

What in the world is going on up in here…. :?:

*back to work for me* :lol:

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
2:12 pm

Hi Jam, whats up babygirl?

Wise Diva

April 21st, 2009
2:14 pm

Please clean up your language, or else I will leave you in the spam filter! LOL

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
2:15 pm

LOL @ Liones “Inspector Gadget of Dizzles”…I can hear you now…

Sir, step aside please. I’m gonna need you to spread em’…

Dude: Baby, what’s all this about?

Dizzle Inspc: Okay, face front! (dude faces inspector…)

DI: Lift the dizzle to your right, while lifting your left ball…that’s good…

DI: Now lift your dizzle to your left, while lifting your right ball…alright, alright…

DI: Now, let’s check the texture of yo’ “public hairs”…Ooooo, they’re kind of brittle. You need more “Vitamin P”…

Dude goes to visit SlimOne for a few doses of Red Sockeye Salmon juices…

SlimOne: Cum’on in…we’ll soften those herrrs up in no time, while handing dude a pamplet of testimonials.

craig

April 21st, 2009
2:17 pm

where are my posts wise diva?

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
2:20 pm

:lol: @ Jamoca!!!!

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
2:22 pm

Truth – Hey there, Cat Daddie! How the heyal are you?

Wise – Clean it up, eyyy? From what time today up until this point?…and why you laughin’ over there? ….lol (while smh)

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
2:22 pm

Jam- LMAO!!!Hollering

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
2:23 pm

Slim now reading the first testimonial of an AA dolphin with the worlds softest fro…..lmao!!!

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
2:25 pm

BAHHAHAHAAAAA…ROTFLMAOfffff!!!! Him say: Eeek, aaacckkk,eeekkkk, eeekkkk!

Fed Up

April 21st, 2009
2:27 pm

Dumped a guy for double biting his sandwich. He could not take just one bite and chew, he had to bite it twice everytime! It was so annoying! Must not have been much there to begin with if that was enough to end it over.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
2:32 pm

@MELO
you gave me some great ideas! thanks honey.

@TRUTH
boi you silly.

@DW
thanks. i will buy some and teach myself how to educate him about why mom is giving him these things. ok, i’m nervous and scrrrd. this is serious. i’m calling planned parenthood for advice.

have a good day all!

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
2:37 pm

I don’t like when people like their fingers at the dinner table..

Escapee

April 21st, 2009
2:37 pm

Hilarious topic.

I don’t know if I can compete. Although I did refuse a second date because the guy seemed like a Momma’s boy. Never lived out of the DC area and never planned on it. I was like ‘CHECK PLEASE!’
Oh, and another guy was too short. Can’t do the shorties.

I was dumped because I didn’t seem ambitious enough ( because 25 with a Master’s from one of the best schools in the WORLD just isn’t quite good enough) although it didn’t break my heart. He was a s* kisser.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
2:47 pm

Escapee, Devry isnt one of the best schools in the world. SMH

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
2:50 pm

@Jamoca, girl you are twisted!

lurker

April 21st, 2009
2:52 pm

I go to lunch and do my walk and I come back…what’s really going on?

Jamoca the truth right here ——> Alright, Raqi, there’s your signed blog confession. It was me. And I’ll venture to say, it may have been purposely. I know…I know

It’s alright though….you’re entitled.

I couldn’t get with this guy….too short. I’m not tall but if putting your arms around my shoulders is literally a stretch and strain on your collar bone or you have to tip toe…..ummm, ain’t happening.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
2:58 pm

Slim,U u get it yet?

DuShawn

April 21st, 2009
3:02 pm

When I was much younger, I’ve dumped a few chicks that I really liked, to save them from the inevitable heartbreak and despair. At the point I was in life, I would’ve never committed to them, surrounded them with negative influences, kept them on an emotional rollercoaster, f#^k the shyt of them, and drained them financially. That was a disturbing pattern with me and females. Some chicks were so gullible. They wouldn’t have seen what was happening until they were too far gone. As I began to evolve as a man, I would let some off the hook by dumping them early on. They never understood when I told them they deserved better than me.

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

April 21st, 2009
3:05 pm

someone on my floor burned popcorn…at first I thought there might be an electrical fire.

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

April 21st, 2009
3:09 pm

Jam- I would have wondered that too! I love a pretty dyck! I am a dyck inspector!

Lioness you are off le chain! C’mon on over here I have something for you to inspect and report on! :wink:

DuShawn

April 21st, 2009
3:10 pm

And another thing, I think the word dumped is being misused. One has to be in a relationship (i.e. Scooped up) before they can be dumped. If you’re just dating and decide to stop calling, that’s just “keeping it moving.”

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
3:12 pm

Cougar- How so? I am just a grown woman that likes what I like! A man is DEFINITELY blessed if he has a pretty johnson..

Du- I would totally respect a dude if he told me that!

Taz- That is one of the worst smells EVER!! It lingers too :( Burnt hair is another smell that is awful..

lurker

April 21st, 2009
3:22 pm

They never understood when I told them they deserved better than me

Maybe if you would have phrased as such: At the point I was in life, I would’ve never committed to them, surrounded them with negative influences, kept them on an emotional rollercoaster, f#^k the shyt of them, and drained them financially.

maybe for someone gullible they should have heard it spelled out like this^^^straight to it. I know that would have brought me to my senses, knowing I was in for that kind of ride…whew

lurker

April 21st, 2009
3:23 pm

then again….for chicks….maybe not

lurker

April 21st, 2009
3:23 pm

for “some” chicks is what I meant

MELO

April 21st, 2009
3:27 pm

Burnt hair is another smell that is awful..

I wld say a stinking,awful smelling pudsy! Some females just cant get it right.I thogt mothers hand out “how to notes” to their daughters,early in the game.Thats what Queen is doing.

Another thing,sme females just arent warm enough dwn there.I been sme females whose pudsy were stone cold, when i slipped lil judas in dere, like u at the north pole or smething. :grin:
Absolutely not worth a second visit!

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
3:28 pm

Isn’t the word “some” powerful? :lol:

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
3:36 pm

melo yeah i got it, i emailed you back a confirmation. And you trippin with that North Pole Puddy.

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
3:37 pm

Melo- YOU ARE A DAMN FOOL!!! Women that don’t know their na na is rotten MUST have stank breath!

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
3:38 pm

LOL @ Truth! Everybody can’t go to Georgetown, my albino guerilla in this political warfare…

Leggs – I can’t disagree with you there. Lol…and Tatas, you call ME jaded?!?! Btw, are you still steppin’ to those beats, I know I am. Anthony Hamilton- Track 5 I Did It Fo Sho’…my ish right there!

Lurker – Girl, you crazy…tippy toes?!?! Most of the time, from what approaches, I’m like Jack and the Beanstalk. Lol…But then, I’ve always liked looking up at a man…plus, the easier it is for him to toss me, without slapping him in the face…and the easier it is for me to enjoy a piggyback ride without my feet dragging the ground. Lmao…

Well, let me think about it…my oldest can’t be taller than the BOTH of us now!…be round here double-teamin’ that chile,just to give her a whuppin’…hahahaaa j/k…I haven’t any height issues…nor give the beatdown till the whitemeat, if that child even thinks about growing a brain just to defy me.

Btw, Lurker, that little sidenote to Mrs. Aufton was just a little deposit on my end, in case she starts playing devil’s advocate again…lol…everytime she says that, it sort of reminds me of that old movie Rosemary’s Baby or something like that…Lol (kiddin’ around…)

Cougar – That better be grade! LOL…I know you’ve followed along enough to know the disadvantages of campaigning too hard for the masses…just a heads up.

DuShawn

April 21st, 2009
3:41 pm

“…….awful smelling pudsy!” I had to stop seeing this female for that same reason. The sad part about it is I really digged her. The first few times, she was straight. Then one time, she was a little tart. I’m thinking, I surprised her; she didn’t have time to get it right. I gave her another shot, she still wasn’t the freshest. I was considering bringing it to her attention so she could fix the issue and we could continue to kick it. Then I noticed a few thin hairs on her chin. I’m like, dayum she need electrolysis and a douche. She’s a fixer-upper, and I’m not a handy man.

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
3:42 pm

Cougar- I meant “that better be grade A!”

Tazzee - all moved in (sort of)

April 21st, 2009
3:45 pm

I’m thinking, I surprised her; she didn’t have time to get it right.

I don’t think that’s something one should need time to get right. Shaving, yes. Maybe even a little more lotion in spots. But if you have to do something to get the smell right for special occasions – there’s a problem.

sitting over here with my face all screwed up like I just smelt something

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
3:47 pm

Lmao @ Du…dang man!…smh @ Pop Tart puddy!

and Melo’s lil judas getting freezer burned!!! You could have doctored it up with some KY Jelly (personal warming lubricant) Hahahaaa…!!

lurker

April 21st, 2009
3:51 pm

Jamoca

Seriously, shorty had deep pockets too….heck that’s an incentive to try to stick with it…I kid I kid. I just could not, for the life of me, get with him. NO PHYSICAL ATTRACTION WHAT SO EVA! I remember taking one of my girls ride along to size him up for me.
She was like, not bad at all, aside from being too short. Enough said at that point, it was a wrap.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
3:53 pm

But if you have to do something to get the smell right for special occasions – there’s a problem

Yeah and often times the sad part,unless somebody really close lets u know,u taking that monkey,all to the grave,in ignorance.
APB,APB:
ALL LADIES:
Smell ur couchie, Right NOW!

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
3:53 pm

To this day I am still surprised when I read about women not knowing their honey pots stink. How the heck is that possible? Shouldn’t she smell the funk before anyone else???

dw

April 21st, 2009
3:54 pm

Dushawn–I dated a girl once and the perfume she wore must not have agreed with her body chemistry, because to me when she wore it she smelled musty. But the puddy never smelled bad. I was actually digging her though and I thought we were tight like that but when I mentioned it to her she took offense and things went down hill from there. So I don’t know I should have handled that one.

lurker

April 21st, 2009
3:54 pm

She couldn’t help the chin hairs. You should have sprang for that and let her fix the other.

kimmie

April 21st, 2009
3:56 pm

This was a fun topic until all the talk about smells & hair.

Some of you men might want to “freshen up” a bit too sometimes! Just sayin’.

dw

April 21st, 2009
3:57 pm

I meant I don’t know “how” I should have handled that one

lurker

April 21st, 2009
3:58 pm

DWbecause to me when she wore it she smelled musty.

I cannot imagine a dude having a sit down to tell me about my personal hygiene. I with Leggs now, I don’t get that. I guess though, it’s no different than walking in a stall at work behind someone you know everyone considers the job beauty only to find out there’s funk lingering and they’re long gone. That one kills me everytime. That’s why I don’t do showers too much. We all need a sit down, most of the time. Seriously.

dw

April 21st, 2009
3:58 pm

Kimmie–In the words of the late great Chef from South Park, You don’t like chocolate salty balls?

Mo (aka Moeisha)

April 21st, 2009
4:00 pm

Okay I have gotten a great laugh off ya’ll today! DAYUM!

dw

April 21st, 2009
4:00 pm

lurker–That’s why I said “to me” she smelled musty, because apparantly she liked this particular perfume and wore it often and she took offense when I said something about it. I don’t think she knew

lurker

April 21st, 2009
4:00 pm

Oh, and an FYI…per the woman doctor that Ophrah had on some time ago, hair on the vajaja, keeps the odor from sex to a minimum. Don’t argue with me, I just heard it there. She could be wrong too but I doubt it. The other reason why I like my feminity.

kimmie

April 21st, 2009
4:01 pm

chocolate salty

Nope, I likes mine chocolate, but fresh as an Irish spring(said in my best fake Irish accent)! LOL!!

dw

April 21st, 2009
4:04 pm

LOL@kimmie

lurker–I also heard that colored panties can cause an odor because the dye mixes with the female’s natural juices. Ever heard that?

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
4:05 pm

“Kimmie–In the words of the late great Chef from South Park, You don’t like chocolate salty balls?”

What about white chocolate salty balls? :lol:

LMAO @ Bob Villa — er, I mean DuShawn :lol:

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:10 pm

Pretty salty johnson’s will fail an inpection..

Leggs- I agree!

Lurker- I don’t believe doctors all the time.. My gyn told me that the best way to wash mine triangle is to not use soap.. WTH? I was doing crunches while in those stirups to screw up my face @ him.. I told him that dove unscented soap does me well thx :)

kimmie

April 21st, 2009
4:11 pm

Swiss – You’re cute and all, but I’ll leave those white chocolate truffles to your Swiss Mrs-to-be!LOL!!!

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
4:14 pm

kimmie — LOL Oh well, to each her own. But they are silky smooth & cream filled — just sayin’… :lol:

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
4:15 pm

LOL @ DW!…and do you mean musky? …I’m sorry, I couldn’t help not asking, but some of us do pronounce it that way, esp when shuckin’ n’ jivin’ around our folks tho. It was just funny to actually read it…lol

Lurker – Girl, gon’ head and educate somebody! The same can be said about douches…Squash, squash…squash, squash!! lmao. But really some folks just do not know. I’d seriously look at some of the girls crazy that I used to go to high school with. Like, what in the heyal do you need with a douch?…if anything, they create and/or increase more feminine hygiene issues. Not many folks knew/know that. But don’t tell me that you cannot smell ya’self!…then have the nerve to get offended when someone cared enough to bring the issue to your attention…esp if they were discreet.

But usually by then, a whole lot of folks already know. Like ToucanSam, just follow your nose. smh

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:15 pm

Swiss- Lawd!

lurker

April 21st, 2009
4:16 pm

Lioness actually by gyn said the same. I was asking about cleansing during my pregnancy and he said the same. He said nothing wrong with soap, but a nice long soak in clean water would suffice. He said the body does it’s own self cleansing pretty much. I do use soap though…lol

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:17 pm

Astroglide is better for the triangle than KY

lurker

April 21st, 2009
4:18 pm

Jamo Guess that why he almost had an attack when I mentioned doucing during my pregnancy. He was like what?! He said no more than twice a year. And yep, he said the same thing….too much of that will create issues. Like I said, I takes a sit down…EVERYDAY…and it handles everything. I ain’t gotta worry about being “caught off guard”….I’m good…lol

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
4:18 pm

Too funny, I’m staying with soap.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
4:21 pm

This was a fun topic until all the talk about smells & hair.

Kimmie, u need ti educate the unger ones.Fowl Smell aint pretty on a female,on a guy its not as bad coz some guys wrk physical stuff.

When i see Queen go thru her routine,sparaying this or that on there,and im jus resting my bed on the bed,im like,the things females go thru.But i kid u not,when its time for me to put my head in der,i lavish at the cleanliness and the nice smell to myself.
U should look at my face and red eyes when i get interrupted and lift my head to look at the offending culprit :) :grin:
Priceless!

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
4:21 pm

Yep, DW – I heard that as well…occasionally is fine, but too much exposure can cause a smell like something awful. However, some women are not that sensitive as well…hence granny drawhs and/or cotton panties – which does not actually mean they have to be briefs…but without added dyes…allows her body to be properly ventilated. LOL

Okay now…some of ya’ll men know to damn much. lol But it’s actually a good thing…

MELO

April 21st, 2009
4:23 pm

my bed on the bed
my head on the bed! sorry,

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
4:24 pm

LMAO…. Totally off topic, but I’ve gotta share this:

Watching a replay of a tennis match b/w Rafael Nadal & Andy Murray on Tennis Channel. The camera pans across the crowd to a couple of Rafa fans wearing bull horns & the commentator says: “Couple of horny Spanish fans enjoying the tennis” :lol:

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:26 pm

Never heard that colored panty thing..

lurker

April 21st, 2009
4:26 pm

DW Don’t know how true dyes causing odor due to not being a good mix, but some don’t know simplicity can be done as well if not better than all that other stuff. Like I was saying yesterday, you can go really classy and sexy without buying undies that will leave you injured. I like simple colors, pinks, beige, creme, taupe….and I luv black….black anything. I don’t do the rainbow…not knocking anyone that does. Those colors for me are soft, sexy and feminine. One thing too about boy shorts…they range from truly looking like boxers on those hanging around the house days to sexy sexy. That way you can have a nice mixture without hurting. You ain’t gotta do “sets” all the time either with soft colors….you can mix and coordinate. Not sure if those wild colors would set my ph balance out of wack…lol…

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

April 21st, 2009
4:27 pm

Did someone say minty chocolate? Kimmie at your service! :smile:

Yes indeed Jomoca Grade Midwestern A the ladies seem to luv it!

Ladies you must have the vajay smelling fresh if you want the all world tongue if not you gets le finger! :wink:

Lioness I need a new inspection!

i'm swiss

April 21st, 2009
4:28 pm

“…allows her body to be properly ventilated.”

So why not just go commando? No objection here. :-) Well, depending on the chica — and the time of the month… :lol:

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:29 pm

Cougar- Gave your johnson a scrub I see..

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
4:30 pm

Lurker – Right!…yes, it is self cleansing…like a oven. Lol…But yes, we still NEED to use additional cleaning agent to get the job done. <—that was for you Leggs!…ain’t nobody sayin’ for women to solely depend upon our body’s natural “juices” …but all that douching can/does actually wash away our body’s “good bacteria” which defends itself against the “bad bacteria”. So naturally, if she is hit with some of that bad bacteria down the road…her body will have none of his own “natural/good bacteria” to fight it off. That’s all we’re saying.

You can make matter worse by fixing something that’s not broken, simply from over doing it.

Foots

April 21st, 2009
4:32 pm

Y’all trip me out!! Frankly speaking, I don’t want my ‘Nanny (short for Poohnanny) smelling like roses and jasmine fields. Normal ‘Nanny scent is fine with me. But nanny that smells like the dumpsters of Atlanta Fish Market needs more than soap, it needs an exorcism.

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

April 21st, 2009
4:33 pm

Lioness, the Johnson is clean smelling good and ready to stand to attention for inspection! :smile:

lurker

April 21st, 2009
4:33 pm

Jamoca but all that douching can/does actually wash away our body’s “good bacteria” which defends itself against the “bad bacteria”. So naturally, if she is hit with some of that bad bacteria down the road…her body will have none of his own “natural/good bacteria” to fight it off. That’s all we’re saying

Pretty much sums it up….I do other goodies too. I just don’t over do it cause really, if you practice good hygiene, all that other stuff ain’t necessary.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
4:33 pm

lurker 4.26

send me some pics of u to takpat78@gmail.U saying sme real sexxy stuff there.Im curious!

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
4:37 pm

Like I said, I’m going to continue to use soap. Massengill should be out of business by now….who does that anymore? For some reason I’m having trouble typing the word so the men could read it. I have no idea why!

lurker

April 21st, 2009
4:37 pm

Melo only if I can copy you wife. What’s her email addy?

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

April 21st, 2009
4:39 pm

So Lioness you like to eat dinner before you do your Johnson inspections? :smile:

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:39 pm

Women need to eat plain non fat yogurt and that will ALWAYS keep the triangle fresh!

Cougar- Did I forget to mention that there is a fee when you are not a member?

MELO

April 21st, 2009
4:39 pm

Her email add is melovixen69@gmail.com

thanx Lurker!

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:41 pm

Melo- WOW!! You have a BUNCH of email addresses.. LOL!

kimmie

April 21st, 2009
4:42 pm

Fowl Smell aint pretty on a female,on a guy its not as bad coz some guys wrk physical stuff.

Melo – To each his own, but after you do your “physical work stuff”, jump in the shower! Keep that “must” to yourself. Too many think just cause they are a dude they can slide. Not happening here!

But yes, the ladies do need to take special care. Proper personal hygiene habits must be taught to little boys & girls!

One of the toughest moments in my corporate career was when I had to have a talk about hygiene issues with a young lady I supervised years ago at another job. She was a heavy girl and would have the nails & hair done, but others around were complaining. Funny though, when I talked to her she said she had a medical issue and knew she had a problem! Wouldn’t that make you especially diligent?!!

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
4:44 pm

Pretty much sums it up….I do other goodies too. I just don’t over do it cause really, if you practice good hygiene, all that other stuff ain’t necessary.

^^^ Bingo! You diggin’ the boy shorts too…and a lover of black? Classic. Those boy undies aka hipsters remind me of the 70’s when the women wore the really short shorts with just a little (or in folks cases – A LOT) of cheeks showing. lol…just enough to be sexy and comfortable at the same time, without feeling like you have on a rubberband for underwear. Not cute or sexy.

LOL @ Foots! Is that really you? lol

I’m Swiss….Commando? Only if I were on my way to my man or he’s on his way to me…wrapped in a classy sundress…lookin’ like: Muah!

All willy nilly…naw. That’s what my sheer/nude panties are for…so breathe on!!! LOL …oh, and at bedtime. The best time to allow the body to “breeve” lmao!

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

April 21st, 2009
4:45 pm

Lioness- You did not mention a fee but will dinner suffice? My Johnson is looking for to this inspection!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
4:46 pm

You have a BUNCH of email addresses

u dnt know takpat by now Cuttie.That vixxen aint mine.
But they dont charge for opening email now do they? :???:

DuShawn

April 21st, 2009
4:47 pm

I remember I used to work with this chick, she was cool, smart, professional, with a little undercover hood in her. We hit it off right away. I was new at the firm, and she made me feel comfortable.We would go to lunch together often. Unbeknownst to me, the other chicks in the office had beef with her.
Baby came by my office one day and was funky as hell. I’m like, dayum is that me? I’m secretly lifting my arms and smelling my armpits. I said to myself, I’m straight. Dayum!, that’s lil mama smelling like that. It was so bad, when she left, her odor remained. I watched as she pranced to different peoples cubicles and then watch their facial expressions change as that funk settled in. She smelled that way for a couple of days. And this was a fly chick, it just didn’t go together. None of the woman in the office pulled her coat. They chose to talk behind her back. I decided to take her to lunch and tell her. Once at the restaurant, I chickened out, I couldn’t find the words without hurting her feelings. Additionally, she was married, her man should’ve straighten that out way before it got to me.

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:48 pm

Cougar- No.. Sorry :(

Melo- Your wife likes catfish?

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
4:48 pm

“…if you practice good hygiene, all that other stuff ain’t necessary.” That’s it in a nutshell.

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
4:48 pm

Leggs – I do wonder why Summer’s Eve, etc are on the shelves to this day?! Some folks just haven’t recv’d the memo yet, I guess. So somebody’s buying it AND probably spending a lot in copays to their gyns.

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

April 21st, 2009
4:48 pm

Ladies we do appreciate the easy access to the pudsy! Keep up the good work! :wink:

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:49 pm

Du- You are a FOOL too!!

Foots

April 21st, 2009
4:51 pm

Hey Jamoca, yeah it’s me. How you doing?

I actually like sleeping commando, but my mama had me so messed up about it as a teenager, worrying about if there’s a fire and ish and I have to run outside with no underwear/gown on, that I rarely do it (unless me and the man got down). 16 years later, I keep seeing that crazy look on her face when she first found out that I’d rather not wear clothes. LOL!

kimmie

April 21st, 2009
4:55 pm

Du – I wonder how women like that GET & KEEP husbands! Yeah, hubby should have checked her, but maybe he liked that mess! Yuck!

I admit, I’m a little on the paranoid side when it comes to hygeine. Know how some people are “neat-freaks”? I’m like that with respect to hygiene matters! Won’t let my man come near me unless I fresh as a daisy! Even with breath, always gotta be minty-fresh!

Clean clothes are a must too. Why do all that scrubbing, but put on tart clothes? !!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
4:55 pm

Melo- Your wife likes catfish

Nope,unless its fresh water fish.Seventh day Adventist pple are sme of the most messed up and high horse kinda pple,they dont like murk eating stuff! :lol:

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
4:55 pm

Foots- LMAO!! My mom used to tell me don’t wear panties with holes in them in case I got hurt and had to be taken to the hospital.. LOL!

For Real

April 21st, 2009
4:56 pm

Lets see what happening on the blog…..

STANKIN COO-DA CATS AND FUNKY BALLZ. – Sounds like an Outkast song..

LIONESS HAS A MEMBER WASHING SERVICE FOR THE BUSY MAN. – Dayum I just don’t seem to have enough time to wash deses ballz of mine. What’s a man to do?

lurker

April 21st, 2009
4:58 pm

JamoThose boy undies aka hipsters remind me of the 70’s when the women wore the really short shorts with just a little of cheeks showing

My favorites.

Kimmie Won’t let my man come near me unless I fresh as a daisy! Even with breath, always gotta be minty-fresh! Clean clothes are a must too. Why do all that scrubbing, but put on tart clothes? !!

Igg zackly

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
4:59 pm

LoL…I’m good, Foots, you too?!?! Lmao. Btw, how’s school?

Honestly, I sleep so much better at night when lying in my birthday suit. Windows up, nice breeze, and blinds lightly tilted.

My mom was the same way, but more along the lines of…”Girl, you so hard-headed (funny coming from her)…sleeping butt naked straight from the shower?…Don’t you know yo’ pores are open? So when yo’ behind wake up sick, I don’t want to hear yo’ mouth either”? LOL

And just so I didn’t have to hear it, I suffered in silence on the mornings I woke up with a scratchy throat. But over the years, my body must’ve gotten used to it. So buckkit nakked it is! Lmao

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
5:00 pm

For REal- LMAO!! I ain’t washing nothing.. Just inspecting..

For Real

April 21st, 2009
5:01 pm

For Real now standing in Jam’s shower with his waterproof cellphone.

Foots

April 21st, 2009
5:02 pm

Jamoca I’m cool and school is fine. I just had a final last night, and my next class doesn’t start until Monday, so I’m RELIEVED!! I will sleep well tonight without worrying about that test. Thanks for asking!

Foots

April 21st, 2009
5:04 pm

And yeah, that’s the other reason why I don’t do it more often. She used to warn me about “catching my death a’ cold” and she was right. I end up like the Nyquil commercial: sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head AND fever.

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
5:08 pm

Du – Yeah, that was really messed up. Wonder if he stopped sleeping with her…being that he may not have brought this to her attention.

…and Cougar, stank stuff should not even get the fanga dude. LOL Watcha self now, some nasty things get caught underneath a person’s finger nails. Ewww…somebody pass Cougar some Clorox bleach. hahahaaa

Lioness – My grandmother used to say that too! LOL

Jamoca

April 21st, 2009
5:13 pm

LOL @ For Real – and thank you for yo’ testimony Deacon Black Cake. Lmao

Lioness – For Real’s almost ready for inspection and SlimOne – he’ll be on his way shortly for some deep Sockeye conditioning…makes the hair so much more manageable, doesn’t it. Lmao!

Cougar Hunter ( My, My, My)

April 21st, 2009
5:18 pm

Jamoca that is the pretend finger I do not enter the stank area!
Ladies keep it fresh all the time!

LIONESS- I Just State The FACTS!!

April 21st, 2009
5:19 pm

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
5:21 pm

Goodnight everyone!

Keep smiling!

Blow Me

April 21st, 2009
5:27 pm

Wow…I missed it today. What was the TOPICS?