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Guilty of Illegal Dumping?

I want to address an issue that is rampant on Atlanta’s dating scene. It’s something we have all done at one time or another: illegal dumping. Ruling someone out for a completely frivolous, nonsensical, utterly ridiculous reason. 

For instance, why dump someone for working a retail job when you work in a pharmacy? Why? That doesn’t even make sense! Or how about letting someone go because he has a cat. What’s wrong with a guy owning a cat? Seriously, illegal dumping is actually a symptom of something deeper. Perhaps you should not date anyone for awhile.

I know we all weed out potential dates on things we find personally undesirable, but what happens when these undesirable traits are completely without merit? What if they are just a perception? Why do we bail out so quickly?

Are you guilty of illegal dumping? Are you a victim of it? What is the most frivolous, totally silly reason you dumped someone? What do you think is the dumbest reason you have ever been dumped? Be honest!

325 comments Add your comment

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
10:56 am

…and what made it even worse was I had the nerve to ask her in front of her friends “girl…were your ankles at!?!?!?!(While looking at her feet)”…call me shallow BTIA….

MELO

April 21st, 2009
10:57 am

Melo glad you’re married cause you did a buttload of no nos

I’m sensing thats ur revenge on me Lurker for saying sme u dont like:trying to put me outa circulation.I see ur sleek move :grin:

Foots

April 21st, 2009
10:57 am

Raqi Most car insurance includes towing. He was just a grown man who couldn’t handle grown man business by himself.

lurker

April 21st, 2009
10:58 am

Bow leggs = parenthesis Knocked knees = backward parenthesis

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
10:58 am

I broke up with a dude because not only did he have a thumbsized dizzle but he fugged like a lil jack rabbit and it would always pop out and poke me hard on the inside of my thigh. I’m like dude, you don’t have that much slack so stop trying to pull back so far and you tearing my dayum thigh up too!!! :lol:

M'

April 21st, 2009
10:58 am

@Melo
^ on the “no play” post…there is nothing wrong with having a list of things that are not desirable and then not allowing someone who falls into that gig to get no play…why????…how can you be attracted to a person if there are things that you do not like about a person????….what we dislike about something tends to impose more on our tolerance and acceptance than what we do like…those things are no brainers…how can I develop any emotional value for a person who converys something that is the antithesis of what I find acceptable or doable…I THINK NOT!!!

lurker

April 21st, 2009
11:00 am

Melo I’m sensing thats ur revenge on me Lurker for saying sme u dont like

You’re overthinking dude….seriously….I’m female….lol

Foots

April 21st, 2009
11:01 am

One of the reasons I was dumped a few years ago was that dude didn’t like the way I ate pickle slices separate from my hamburger.

lakewoodlouie

April 21st, 2009
11:01 am

I stopped dating a girl after 5 months because on election day she let it slip that she had voted for Hilary Clinton. I knew I couldn’t continue a relationship with someone that stupid

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
11:01 am

Alright, treat me like a stepchild and ignore my request. Phooey!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:02 am

For Real:

Here is my advice young bro,Knock kneed girls deliver some of the finest tasting pudsy!! I dont know what it is but boy,trust me on this.This is a testimony based on my playa dayz.
Try checking it out fo urself.

woodie

April 21st, 2009
11:02 am

I’ve dumped a lot of women who talk too much. But I am not sure that qualifies as ‘illegal dumping’. It more like lots of women have this problem and they seem to be clueless about it.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:02 am

Awwwww yeah Slim likes it in the thigh.

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:03 am

I’m female

exactly Lurker, i thoght u female.My post was not meant to elbow u out,u still in the reckoning! :lol:

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
11:05 am

@Melo

did you write “tasting”…what do the knees have to do with pudsy tasting good…put me on brutha….

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:05 am

This song goes out to Legg because she like to her house quaked:

Shut up already, damn!
Tell me who in this house know about the quake?
(we do)
I mean really, really
If you know how 2 rock say yeah (yeah)
If u know how 2 party say oh yeah (oh yeah)
But if u aint hip 2 the rare house quake:
Shut up already, damn!

Housequake
Everybody jump up and down
Housequake
Theres a brand new groove going round (housequake)
In your funky town (housequake)
And the kick drum is the fault
You gotta rock this mother, say (housequake)
We gotta rock this mother, say (housequake)

Were gonna show u what 2 do
U put your foot down on the 2
U jump up on the one
Now youre having fun
Youre doing the housequake
Yeah

Question:
Does anybody know about the quake? (yeah!)
Bullshit!
U cant get off until u make the house shake
Now everybody clap your hands
Come on
Lets jam yall
Lets jam
Dont wait 4 your neighbor
Green eggs and ham
Doin the housequake

Theres a brand new groove goin round
In your city, in your town: housequake
And the kick drum is the fault

Housequake, (housequake), housequake
U gotta rock this mother
(u gotta rock this mother)
Housequake, housequake
U gotta rock this mother down
Come on

Housequake, housequake

Now that u got it, lets do the twist
A little bit harder than they did in 66
A little bit faster than they did in 67
Twist little sister and go 2 heaven
Come on yall, we got 2 jam
Before the police come
A groove this funky is on the run
Hey yeah!
Shake your body til your neighbors stare at cha!

Quake, quake, quake, quake, quake, quake

Housequake
Everybody, everybody jump up and down
Housequake
Theres a brand new (groove) groove thats going round
Housequake
In this city, in this funky town
Housequake
And the saxophone is the fault
Check it out
If u cant rock steady
Shut up already, damn, u got 2 get off!
U know what Im talking about?
On the one yall say, housequake
Top of your body, let me hear u shout
Say, housequake
My lord, (housequake)
My lord, (housequake)
Bullshit
Louder, say it (housequake)
Shock-a-lock-a boom!
What was that? after shock!
Everybody, everybody
U gotta rock, u gotta rock
Come on

Were gonna shake, were gonna quake
Cuz we got the baddest groove that we could a make
We on then 2, yall
The drummers gonna tap
We gonna see if we can rock this mother 2 the max
And thats a fact
Housequake
Come on say it (housequake) (come on)
U cant follow it
We got the baddest jam in the land
Everybody shut up, listen 2 the band
Housequake
Shut up already, damn

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:06 am

Awwwww yeah Slim likes it in the thigh.

For Real that’s how i’ve been able to maintain my virginity all these years.

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
11:08 am

I was dumped by this girl because she thought it was stupid that I would cut my hair all off even though I wasn’t losing any…

Staceye AKA Black Mamba

April 21st, 2009
11:08 am

WISE…people say that I am picky but I do not care. I know what I like and do not like. Hence the reason for all my questions upon the first meeting. I am weeding out most my potential dealbreakers from the start. First, am I physically attracted to him? If he passed all the other requirements could I see myself getting physical with him? Second, his initial dialogue encounter with me…meaning does he speak proper English. That leads me into his intelligence & education. Ok now that I think he is not a beautiful fool. Third, is he STRAIGHT? Meaning…he has never has any kind of sexual contact with a man or Tranny (giving…receiving…pitching….or catching). Fourth, is he single. That does NOT included (the wife, the girlfriend, the baby mama or girl that he does occasionally that thinks she’d his girlfriend with the “understanding”. I do not get into the the open relationship crap! Fifth, is he legally employed? Street pharmacist is not an occupation…GOODBYE! Sixth…who resides with him or who does he reside with? If the answer is a room mate (again, that roommate does NOT include: the wife, the girlfriend, the baby mama or girl that he does occasionally that thinks she’d his girlfriend with the “understanding”)! Seventh…does he have any kids? That includes (any on the way..any pending DNA…any that you do not see or support financially). And last but not least…what religion are you? You do not have to be a bible thumper (actually I prefer not…can’t deal with that). But you must be spriritual and worship the same God as I do. And if you don’t worship any God then you are in the same boat as somebody of a different religion in my book. But as I speak more with a guy I get to see if he has a sense of humor and if he is adventurous & caring. Thos aer very important to me. He must also be secure enough in his manhood not to try to come with the “I am Man” attitude. I am who I am and I will not change. I am a strong minded individual who does not give into peer pressure and will stick to my guns about my feelings & opinions. he must know that he will not come before God or myself. Meaning I will not change my life for him.

PEACH..it would depend on what that guy went to jail for. And is that record keeping him from getting and holding onto a decent job. If he can’t get a job because of his record…he is screwed. And financially we could never have a future togther.

MELO… :lol: WTF is “negronized”? That is too funny!

EPO…oh a smoker of any kind is a dealbreaker for me. Your mouth is nasty and you are killing yourself. Dpn’t try to kiss me with tobacco breathe. Not mints or toothbrush can get rid of that crap.

BEEN THROUGH…she had “cankles”…her calves and ankles were all one? EWWW! Hey did she have a “Twaist”..her t*ts and waist were all one and the same size? :lol:

TRUTH…Habibi…thanks for the Arabic lesson.

SWISS…I have dumped somebody because the more I paid attention to him I started noticing how goofy he was was. And not a cute funny goofy….just swag-less and a step up from Urkle! :lol:

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:09 am

morning BEAUTIES!

a. too short
b. gold tooth in front
c. drove a hooptie
d. breath stank
e. yelled too loud at game on tv. (it’s not that serious folks).
f. crust in eyes
g. too many babies
h. the sex was wack as h3ll
i. doesn’t know what he wants out of relationship
j. too young
k. parents in town and no invite to meet them.
l. cheating . . . of course

one or two of the above i do let slide now.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:09 am

Melo: I didn’t say Knock Knees I said Knot-kneed there is a difference. Knot-knees is a condition where you can’t see the knee cap but knock knees are no-no too. Now bow leggs is a different story. I would drive Kuwait and do doughnut in the middle of the street for a bow leggadid chick.

Liza

April 21st, 2009
11:09 am

I dumped him because he passed gazz way too much and it wuz nasty.

The Truth-Wearing a towel on my head and nothingelse while doing dishes

April 21st, 2009
11:10 am

Slim, we agreed to never speak about that incident. Hey, I was tired. You said you understood.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:11 am

Slim: “that’s how i’ve been able to maintain my virginity all these years” – Have you ever tried in the knee? I will tear your ACL gurl!!

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:11 am

I don’t think I could ever date a dude who always had spit foam in the corners of his mouth. YUCK!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:12 am

it would always pop out and poke me hard on the inside of my thigh

Donkey style(from back) wld have afforded u/him better penetration.Side,with u on the side and one leg up wl;d have been another off da meter. Quit getting angst like that when u hot Slim :lol:

I see u getting off str8 away and jumping outa bed : SLIM- <strong) u arent fckking me right!!*&^**,give me my jack rabbit,foo :grin:
And boy is standing there,nakeked and panting,hmmf,hmmmf,hmmmmf give me a chance slim,pleeeze,give me a chance 8)

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:13 am

Truth, you just told on yourself. I never mentioned your name. ;-)

For Real, nah not into the knees thing but I do love some good underarm action…especially after a fresh shave. All the dudes tell me it feels like a baby’s bottom.

Palm

April 21st, 2009
11:13 am

I went out with this woman one time and never called again after the following:
1) She ate her dinner as if she had not been fed in two months (she just ate and never came up for a breath). Needless to say, we did not have a conversation while she was eating.
2) She had ugly feet.

I am whatever you say I am

April 21st, 2009
11:14 am

I always get dumped. Wearing the sad face now :-(

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:14 am

@SLIM
that’s a big one in my book! spit foam in the corners and you can see slime on his teeth when he talks. YUCK!

Mia

April 21st, 2009
11:16 am

Dayum! I’m in heaven in this blog with all these Prince songs!! LOL! I dumped a guy because he shaved his head (he had beautiful thick good hair), dumped a guy cuz he sweated too much, that ish is just nasty. Dumped a guy cuz he told me he loved me on our first dayum date. Dumped a guy cuz he drove a 1987 camaro…..and it was 1998. Dumped a guy cuz he said the word “know’d” as in “I know’d I was a dumbarse.” Dumped a guy cuz he wore the same shirt everytime I saw him. Wow! I didn’t realize I was this superficial! LOL!

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:16 am

what do the knees have to do with pudsy tasting good…put me on brutha

And i mean tasting,as in ur wang tasting it.I dont knw why but evry time i hit a female like that,the pudsy was off da meter.If u like,do a sample on it and see what ur results will be.
I just think the scientists havent figured this one out.Better yet,this may be a way of making money.
Try it,lets compare notes and maybe,just maybe,we may issue a significant scientific breakthru paper and get money for it.

Leggs

April 21st, 2009
11:17 am

Spit foam….there’s a guy who wants to talk to me at church and I can’t get pass the spit foam. You see, I spit up easily and it’s only a matter of time.

SexyCool

April 21st, 2009
11:19 am

I won’t talk to a guy with grubby hands.

For Real

April 21st, 2009
11:23 am

Leggs: Wise stop me from posting songs

Mama Cass

April 21st, 2009
11:23 am

“9 times out of 10 if a guy cheats its his way of saying goodbye”

This may be true of single guys, but people should know that many, many married men cheat on their wives with absolutely no intention of ever leaving. It’s called having your cake and eating it too. They want the excitement and thrill of chasing new p—-y while at the same time their wives cook them dinner, wash their dirty socks, take care of their social schedules, make all their doctor’s appointments and oh yeah raise the children. And then these guys turn around to their mistresses and are all like, “Baby I’m going to leave her next week. I promise you.” Yeah, right.

Been Thru It All

April 21st, 2009
11:23 am

@melo

preciate that hoss, might have missed that in my earlier days…married now…maybe I can break her knees, try to recreate the feeling….hmmm hmmmm…thinkm….

Tjmocha

April 21st, 2009
11:24 am

OMG….You guys are off the chain. Some of these comments made me choke on my coffee!

Curtis

April 21st, 2009
11:25 am

Can’t agree with the moniker of ‘Illegal dumping’ I think it’s what you’re willing to tolerate. I once stopped dating a woman because she snores so badly! Think of the worst snorer you know and multiple it 10,000 times……..yes it was that bad. To make matters worse she informed me of this before we started dating, she told me she had been through every known treatment available, including surgery, how bad could it be right?………Wrong! She snore so loud neighbors down the street complained! I knew I couldn’t go through life as a light sleeper married to this woman so we parted ways, it helped that her job was transferring her to another Midwest City so that made it easier. Is this ‘illegal dumping’?

C.M. Thornton, III

April 21st, 2009
11:25 am

I once dumped a girl because she had long black hairs growing in her butt crack. I tired to get her to shave or wax them but she refused. She met the requirements of being cleanly shaven everywhere else but she neglected that area.

I refuse to be in a relationship with a woman with poor hygiene. She must be well groomed, cleanly shaven and have regular manicure and pedicures.

Mama Cass

April 21st, 2009
11:27 am

For Real, thanks for Little Red Corvette. Now how about Raspberry Beret? :-)

MELO

April 21st, 2009
11:27 am

I once dumped a girl because she had long black hairs growing in her butt crack

HO,HO,HO too funny.

dudu hanging off those hairs aint no fun look!

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:27 am

Melo

Believe me, I gave multiple chances for him to improve. Years later he tried to convince me that it had gotten better. Nope, not going to be his experimental rat. Thanks but No thanks.

Beautiful YUCK! You make me wanna throw up my dinner from yesterday, since I haven’t eaten today yet. GROOOOOSSSS! I also can’t deal with chronically bad breathe.

You ever kiss someone and your mouth smells like wet garbage afterwards?!!!!

Slim (to the new guy): Hi baby! I have a little gift for you.

Dude: Oh really! It’s not Valentines Day or my birthday. What’s the ocassion?

Slim: Well it’s our 3 day anniversary…and me being the sweet lil lady I am, I couldn’t pass up this opp to get my honey something.

(Slim hands dude a long rectangular shaped box)

Dude: Oh wow! Okay, but just know I didn’t get you anything.

Slim: believe me, this is a gift we both can benefit from. Go ahead, open it.

(dude unwraps gift to reveal some plastic long dohickey)

Dude: um…babe, I’m not exactly sure what this is. Is this a joke?

Slim: oh no silly. its a Plastic tongue scrapper! Dontcha just love it!

Dude: A tongue scrapper!?!! Just what da hayo you trynna say!

Slim: Babe oooohhh please lower your voice, you exert too much of your garbage breath when you talk louder.

Dude: I’m totally offended by this! I don’t think this is gonna work.

Slim: I’m just trying to help you baby. And how can you say this isn’t going to work when you haven’t even tried it yet?

Dude: I wasn’t talking about the dayum tongue scrapper!! I’m talkin bout you and me! I’m done!

Slim: well I was only trying to help. Hey wait….you forgot the tongue scrapper….

(Slim now following Dude as he walks away trying to make sure he doesn’t leave w/o it)

kimmie

April 21st, 2009
11:32 am

Raqi – Thanks, I understand what Diva is talking about. What I’m saying is that it really does not matter how trivial something may seem, if they don’t want you, they don’t want you. I got in a conversation with this guy at a party I was really vibing with. Other than when I was in college, I have never “lived” outside of the ATL metro area. I’ve traveled a bit because I used to work for the airlines. He said he was turned off that I had not “lived” outside of the state for any length of time, as if that made me “limited”. Like I said, I’ve traveled and would like to do some more and I am open to seeing more sights and experiencing other cultures, I’ve just never been offered a job outside of Atlanta, though I did apply in San Diego & DC. Nothing I could do about that situation, but he obviously did not want to date me and that’s the reason he gave. He’s free to feel the way he did, though to me it didn’t make sense. He didn’t do anything “illegal”!LOL!!

Chia

April 21st, 2009
11:32 am

He folded his dirty clothes and put them in the basket before shower

SlimOne

April 21st, 2009
11:33 am

CM THorton

Were the long butt crack hairs not well within the regulation measurements? I can’t say i’ve met anyone without BCH (booty crack hairs) You say you like chicks who are well groomed and clean…well just think of the hairs as a doormat that you wipe your feet on before you enter an establishment…..hope that helps.

You can pay my assistant at the front desk on your way out.

SexyCool

April 21st, 2009
11:34 am

I once stopped seeing a guy because when I kissed him, he had thick saliva.

Beautiful

April 21st, 2009
11:34 am

**I spit up easily and it’s only a matter of time.** lol.

ok so, i’ve been checkin’ wwe.com and ticketmaster every month for about six months now and finally their coming to northern cali (sacramento) this summer. my kel is the biggest wrestling fan on this planet. he rents all of their videos and pays for the wrestling channel on cable. everyday that guy watches a match.

anyhoo, how should i tell him i bought tickets. on the day . . . now? he is gonna shiit. no, he is gonna have a frickin’ heart attack! i’m so excited for him. i just want to see him have the best time ever, screamin and actin’ crazy with the crowd.

the best seats were already gone, dang. but i think he’ll be ok.

i’m such a great mommy. kudos to me!

it depends on you

April 21st, 2009
11:36 am

I dumped a guy because he would breath through his nose and mouth to loud. Couldnt hear my movie & sounded like a bull coming at me in the bedroom.. my friends all make fun of my many reasons for dumping.. sure there is something deeper wrong with me but why should I not dump someone that is going to get on my nerves. why put off tomorrow what you can do today.

Pamela

April 21st, 2009
11:38 am

I used to ALWAYS dump guys because…I just did NOT want to be with them anymore! No particular reason..I just didn’t want to be bothered. If he was NOT going to treat my friends and myself to whatever we wanted..then he was HIStory! Some of them did buy whatever I wanted them to buy…I know that seems shallow, but how on earth could I expect him to take care of me and possibly our future children if he was too darn cheap to take care of my friends and myself at my request! Get Real!!!