Bobby Petrino: On leave, in trouble and maybe out of a job

Uneasy rider: Bobby Petrino speaks after the crash but before the confession. (AP photo)

Uneasy rider: Bobby Petrino speaks after the crash but before the confession. (AP photo)

Bobby Petrino has been placed on administrative leave. Ordinarily this is a prelude to getting fired, but Bobby Petrino coaches football in the SEC. And we’re about to see if Arkansas places a higher premium on winning football games — which Petrino has — than on cornball stuff like family values.

Speaking of which: Bobby Petrino first said he’d spent Sunday with his family at a lake before hopping on his motorcycle. If he had, he wouldn’t be on administrative leave.

Turns out Petrino hadn’t been riding alone. Turns out, via the police report, that Petrino had been accompanied by a 25-year-old woman whom he’d just hired as the football team’s “student-athlete development coordinator.” (Memo to would-be cover-uppers: Police reports are pesky things.) Turns out Petrino lied in his first public statements, same as he’d lied to Arthur Blank when he told the Falcons’ owner, “You’ve got yourself a coach” — 27 hours before surfacing in Fayetteville, Ark.

Petrino has since acknowledged an “inappropriate relationship.” Though he, oddly, described it as “previous.” Does that mean it has ended? That true romance took a hike the instant he lost control of the bike? Ah, the vagaries of the human heart.

Of greater concern to athletic director Jeff Long is surely this: Did the coach hire the 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell — a press release was issued just last week — only because of her expertise in “student-athlete development”? (She’d previously been an Arkansas volleyball player and a fundraiser for the Razorback Foundation.) In announcing her appointment, Petrino is quoted as saying: “[Dorrell] is familiar with what the University of Arkansas can offer.”

(In other news, Dorrell reportedly is engaged to the director of operations for the Arkansas swimming and diving team. The wedding date is set for June 9.)

Long moved to put Petrino on leave Thursday night, only hours after the police report was made public and the coach finally came clean to his boss. But there is, in athletic departments housing a major football program, a sort of reverse pecking order: The AD is technically in charge, but the football coach is the bigger deal.

Of all people, Long shouldn’t have been blindsided by such duplicity. He handled the search that resulted in Petrino standing in Fayetteville calling the Hogs on a Tuesday night after coaching the Falcons on a Monday. Rumors of Petrino’s departure had been swirling before the game, prompting Blank to confront Petrino, who offered his handshake assurance he’d be staying. This prompted Blank to tell newsmen he looked forward to the Falcons moving boldly forward under “CEO Bobby Petrino.”

The next day: See ya later, CEO.

The same Petrino infamously interviewed for an Auburn job that wasn’t open in November 2003. He denied any contact with Auburn officials until reporters from the Courier-Journal offered documentation of a private plane registered to the Montgomery bank controlled by the toxic Tigers booster Bobby Lowder landing in Sellersburg, Ind., which sits across the Ohio River from Louisville, where Petrino was then coaching. The backlash was such that Auburn’s president and AD wound up resigning.

But Petrino? He kept coaching the Cardinals, leading them to an 11-1 season in 2004 and an Orange Bowl victory in 2006. He’d signed a 10-year contract to remain at Louisville despite many more flirtations with other schools/teams. Then, in January 2007, he left to coach the Falcons. That lasted 13 games, 10 of them losses. (The Falcons were without Michael Vick.) Then he split for the Ozarks.

In sum: Petrino has long been a selfish jerk, but people keep hiring him because he wins. When it comes to coaches, administrators tend to develop cognitive dissonance: “He’s a jerk, but he’s a winning jerk.”

Long has pledged to conduct a review, but let’s note again: This AD hired Petrino, baggage and all, and has seen him win 21 games over the past two seasons. We’re about to see if Petrino, his belatedly admitted indiscretion aside, can deploy his won-lost record as the ultimate defense. We’re about to see if a bad guy gets to keep his job just because he’s a good coach.

By Mark Bradley

412 comments Add your comment

jerry

April 6th, 2012
1:26 pm

The best way to handle this is to put the proper spin on the word “inappropriate”, similar to the Clinton assertion that a bj is not sex.

ty

April 6th, 2012
1:26 pm

Enter your comments here

ty

April 6th, 2012
1:27 pm

Tom G (Independent - Viet Vet)

April 6th, 2012
1:29 pm

Cmon Joe, you probably think Betty White is hot!

Ed Pilcher

April 6th, 2012
1:29 pm

Hire Willie Martinez.

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:30 pm

If’s she’s been laying with Petrino, Clinton was so last year for her.

GTBob

April 6th, 2012
1:30 pm

He might end up at Tech. He could stay at Mr. Blanks house until he got settled.

That might be a stretch because of how much Atlanta already hates him but you never know. Being known as a good football coach is a very powerful thing. It can reshape opinions and morals and make you tolerate someone in the hope of more wins. I don’t think UGA fans would be that sad if Petrino replaced Richt one day.

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:31 pm

We’ll see what Arkansas is all about. He’s a pretty good coach. Wins or morals.

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:32 pm

Clean house and straighten that place out and hire Richt.

Moneyball

April 6th, 2012
1:33 pm

my 2 wishes for Petrino:
1. speedy recovery from his injuries
2. permanent unemployment as a coach

Ima Lowlife Coach

April 6th, 2012
1:34 pm

I have as much respect for the lowlifes at Arkansas who hired the lowlifed Pigtrino as I do for the lowlifes at Texas tech who hired the lowlifed jerk Bobby Knight. These lowlifed admins look at winning at all costs as they do letting thug punk players hang around after being arrested for criminal incidents. I’m not even going to mention Alabama and Satan Sabin.

jerry

April 6th, 2012
1:35 pm

Hire Mark Richt, get a better man and a better coach……..aw hell, I’m just kidding about the coach part.

Heath

April 6th, 2012
1:36 pm

Lie down with dog = get fleas.

Buckeye

April 6th, 2012
1:36 pm

I see where the babe played SEC!SEC! volleyball. Think of the legs and wheels legs on that, boys.

Hillbilly D

April 6th, 2012
1:36 pm

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

These guys just never seem to learn. Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

And if Richard Nixon taught us anything, it was that the cover-up is always your downfall.

Hey Hey Hey We're the Monkees

April 6th, 2012
1:37 pm

Hopefully, his rear end looks as bad as his face.

Joe Tess Fish House

April 6th, 2012
1:37 pm

U dont thing that blonde was hot? Your not lite in the loafers R U?

ClinchCountyDawg

April 6th, 2012
1:38 pm

Buckeye

You gotta love SEC FOOTBALL!!!!!!

Beast from the East

April 6th, 2012
1:38 pm

My money says he’ll be roaming the sidelines in Fayettville this season. The young Miss Dorrell will receive a small payout to make her go away.
Woo Pig Souie!

Rick James

April 6th, 2012
1:39 pm

I’m sure that Jerry Jones will spread around some money and make everything go away.I’d be shocked if he lost his job.It’s really too bad that Jerry couldnt be charged with tampering by the NFL because I’m sure that he had a hand in Petrino’s leaving for Arkansas.

evil empire

April 6th, 2012
1:39 pm

petrino to tennessee next season….

It's the SEC after all...

April 6th, 2012
1:40 pm

Ms. Dorrell will receive a boat load of cash to leave and Coach Petrino will stay after a suspension, embarrassment and mega mea culpas.

Joe Tess Fish House

April 6th, 2012
1:40 pm

Is the guy leading the masters retarded? He looks like one.

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:40 pm

10 wins and a bowl…………hard to go wrong with Richt.

Student Section Sign

April 6th, 2012
1:41 pm

Hey Bobby, what’s in the woodpile?

Wutehvah

April 6th, 2012
1:41 pm

Wonder how much $$$ that gold digger was pullin’ in…. Mrs. Petrino might wanna review the bank balance over the last few months.

Colonel Rebel

April 6th, 2012
1:43 pm

I can’t wait to see the first sign at GAMEDAY next season over Fowler’s shoulder with that picture cutout of COACH REACH-A-RINO! Nice job D-bag!

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:43 pm

Ya’ll don’t think…………………………….right before blast off…………………he yells………..sue weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Glad He's Not A Falcon!!

April 6th, 2012
1:43 pm

What goes around, Comes around! Karma is a B*tch! How did that Pavement Taste”Richard”? Hope your Wife takes you to the cleaners!

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:45 pm

Never had this problem at Penn St. with Joe pa I tell ya……………For the last 40 years any how.

Ima Lowlife Coach

April 6th, 2012
1:45 pm

Falcons hire a lowlife, Texas Tech hires a lowlife, Vols hire a lowlife, Arkansas hires a lowlife, Florida hires a lowlife, etc,etc. Hiring lowlifes for “win at all costs” eventually bites you back in the azz,lol. Good for Arkansas.

Beast from the East

April 6th, 2012
1:45 pm

If Petrino does get fired, will she be credited with one more “kill shot” in the Arkansas record books?

Heath

April 6th, 2012
1:46 pm

The girl who “is familiar with what the University of Arkansas can offer.”

http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/dorrell12.jpg

A Father

April 6th, 2012
1:46 pm

Miss Dorrell, keep up the good work. Real men appreciate your aggressiveness and desire to reach the top using all assets available.

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:46 pm

The picture kinda looks like a Tech QB after a game, just say’n.

Who we kidding?

April 6th, 2012
1:47 pm

Was there any doubt the guy is a weasel?

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:48 pm

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa….nice picture……………..I’m sure she’ll marry Bobby after he loses it all. Don’t you think?

Beast from the East

April 6th, 2012
1:48 pm

Why are Dawg fans saying he hould be fired. Wasn’t your gymnastics coach shacking up with one of your top boosters…while he was married? Can’t recall anyone saying she should have been fired. Think that had anything to do with her win/loss record?

Chek

April 6th, 2012
1:48 pm

Enter your comments here

Dirk Diggler

April 6th, 2012
1:49 pm

Bobby…….Don’t let them tear you down, man. I love tapping young tail, too.

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:49 pm

Damon Evans say’s…………..Yea, that could of been me.

Guy Bailey

April 6th, 2012
1:50 pm

At least he looks like Two Face now!

Heath

April 6th, 2012
1:51 pm

I wonder how, exactly, she helped with ’student-athlete development?’

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:52 pm

Beast,, agree to a point, but comparing the gym coach to the HC in football in the SEC is like comparing the cleaning staff to the school president…………..Big big difference.

sabra

April 6th, 2012
1:52 pm

why would she want to land on that?
he had to pay her.
it would b funny if his face was scared for life so everybody would see it to b reminded of his pootie tangin everyday.
lol

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:54 pm

I think Bobo really needs his break now if that job comes open. Replace one offensive genius with another.

David C

April 6th, 2012
1:57 pm

To answer the question in the Title. Yes he will get to keep his job. I know a lot of Falcon and Dog fans would love to see him fired not going to happen..

Beast from the East

April 6th, 2012
1:58 pm

JB,
Just pointing out the obvious. It’s all about wins and losses. Yoculan would have been canned as soon as the affair was found out without all those SEC and National titles. UGA isn’t immune to a good cover-up. Of course, neither are most schools.

JB

April 6th, 2012
1:58 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to ” slopping the Hogs”

Who we kidding?

April 6th, 2012
2:00 pm

The weasel made a very bad decision by having a relationship with a subordinate he hired and is paid by the university.

If he is not fired good luck to Arkansas trying to explain how it’s ok when nearly every other company and school would consider that an automatic fireable offense.

Mark Hurd at HP- fired.

Bobby P at Arkansas…. remains to be seen.