A mark of LSU greatness: Stink for a half, win by 32 points

That's a pretty darn strong football team, folks. (AJC photo by Brant Sanderlin)

Ladies and gents, that's a darn strong football team. (AJC photo by Brant Sanderlin)

After the Arkansas game, Lenn Robbins of the New York Post asked LSU coach Les Miles if he believed his team might be the greatest in collegiate football history. Eight days later, the Tigers laid sole claim to another superlative:

Worst first half ever authored by the offense of a team this great.

How bad was it? Well, LSU tied a record that can never be broken — fewest first downs in the first two quarters. And this goose egg wasn’t laid by Podunk State against Almighty A&M. This was the championship game of the nation’s best conference, and this monstrosity had been concocted by a team considered the nation’s finest by such a distance it was believed LSU could lose to Georgia and still play for the BCS title. But would an aggregation that couldn’t manage one crummy first down on such a stage deserve a mulligan?

First-half numbers: LSU had 12 total yards, 123 fewer than Georgia, and had completed two passes, one of them underhanded. It trailed 10-0 after one quarter and was still 10 points down six minutes before half. And was the man beneath the white hat concerned?

“That defense,” said Miles, speaking of his own,” and the way it was defending — when they got 10, I thought that would be it [for Georgia]. Quite frankly, we just needed to get it started offensively.”

To Miles’ other attributes — darn good coach, intriguing wordsmith, eater of grass — we can now add “ace prognosticator.” Georgia didn’t score again. LSU started scoring on Tyrann Mathieu’s punt return and never stopped. And we on the periphery can only stand back and wonder: If the Tigers can go an entire first half without benefit of an offense against a opponent of quality, might this be one of the finest teams ever assembled?

What transpired Saturday night beneath the Georgia Dome was truly breathtaking, and I mean that literally: You could see the air — and the life — sucked from the buoyant Bulldogs. Georgia started bold and fast and smart and, if not for two dropped touchdown passes and a missed field goal, would have had a lead so big even Miles would have blanched. But then the Honey Badger started running back kicks and John Chavis’ defense threw a hammerlock on the Bulldog offense, and midway through the third quarter a game that was nearly a runaway one way had gone the other.

Of Mathieu, the eloquent Miles said: “He really is the ‘Honey Badger.’ He takes what he wants. He takes what he gets his hands on.”

Which pretty much describes the Tigers in toto. Down 14-0 against Arkansas, they won 41-17. Down 10-0 against Georgia, they won 42-10. Nobody doubted that this was the nation’s best team before the past two weekends, but now there’s no doubt.

Miles: “Never are they out of it. Never was there any question that they would get their feet, get their bearings and compete.”

This doesn’t mean that this demonstrably superb team will win the national championship. The Tigers will almost surely have to play Alabama again, and how would you like to have your road to the BCS title blocked by a bunch coached by Nick Saban that you had to move heaven and Earth to beat the first time? We can argue forever the fairness of that, but Les Miles wasn’t really in the mood Saturday.

“It’s a tremendous conference top to bottom,” he said. “[Alabama has] a great team. We’ll look forward to competing against them. But I’m going to enjoy this night first.”

And why not? After a unbeaten regular season that closed with come-from-behind comprehensive routs against Top 15 opposition, why should Miles or the Honey Badger or any Tiger fear man or Saban? Tell the truth: When last did you see a team this powerful, this fast, this unyielding?

“That second half, we basically got it going,” Mile said. Then this: “This is a quality group. It’s a great team.”

By Mark Bradley

506 comments Add your comment

ACC Fan

December 4th, 2011
3:06 pm

All this talk about LSU and Nebraska (in the 90’s) being the greatest teams in college football, don’t forget about the Miami teams during their domination and superiority of college football in their hayday.

Hopelessly Devoted

December 4th, 2011
3:18 pm

You mean before Miami joined the Almost Collegiate Conference?

Russ' Chew Toy

December 4th, 2011
5:34 pm

Take Two Pills – please try and use even a little bit of grammar and punctuation. Both are available on this blog at no charge. Otherwise, focus on trying to get promoted above third grade.

PAUL7

December 4th, 2011
7:11 pm

I told you dawg fans…….you had no clue what was coming your way! Did i not say LSU would POUND you? Only BAMA can BEAT them , and BEAT them they WILL! You see dawg fans, you all don’t have a power runner ( we have 3 ) that pounds and pounds the d line until it cannot play.

I will say though I was impressed with the 1st half…….GA could’ve been up 28 -0 and I think you all would’ve won! Go recruit several power runners, then you can compete.

By the way, didn’t I say Crowell would be on the sidelines most of the game? Too bad he was lame before the game, I think he would’ve helped Ga some, but not enough to win.

DawgFanSTL

December 5th, 2011
12:29 am

I don’t know why everyones all pissy after this game. UGA just played arguably one of the best college football teams of all time with a starting line up full of underclassmen, held them to an ncaa record NO first downs in the first half, and a measley 12 yards, and yet were still leading with an amazing amount of missed opportunities. Yes our OC is an idiot and should be fired but this has been an amazing season and its incredible we even got to the championship after our start. I am more than happy with a 10+ win season in what was supposed to be a down year. Everyone calm down, we’ll be right back there next year. Go Dawgs.

LSU Fan-Ga

December 5th, 2011
12:25 pm

I agree with the assessment Georgia gave LSU all they could handle in the first half, but the game is 60 minutes, not 30. The Dawgs have had a great regular season and will hopefully end it with a bowl victory. So looking forward to next year when all the Georgia freshman to juniors can take the helm and move mountains to get back to the SEC championship game in 2012. Problem is the likelihood they will have to face the same LSU tigers. Even though the LSU 2011 class will be graduating 25 off the team, the tigers are deep and will not miss a beat next year. Actually, it may be hard to imagine this, but they will more than likely be even better!