
If I knew words to the South Carolina fight song, I'd sing it now. (Photo by M. Bradley)
Not that I have anything against Auburn fans — like I always say, Auburn fans are the best in the world! — but I begin today’s live proceedings with a special shout-out to the folks in garnet and black.
South Carolina, you are here.
I didn’t think your team could make it. Lee Corso didn’t think your team could make it. I’m sure there were times — probably in 2007 and 2008 when he was losing to Vandy — when Steve Spurrier didn’t think his team could make it. But here I sit in Ye Olde Dome, and there it is down below: “Carolina” painted in one end zone. (If you don’t believe, photographic evidence is supplied above.)
Auburn has been here before — three times, winning once. Arkansas has made it twice. Mississippi State has even graced this game, but until today the SEC East has always been represented by Florida, Tennessee or Georgia. (Most often the former, as I’m guessing you’re aware.) South Carolina taking its division isn’t quite like the Mets winning the World Series in 1969, but it’s not far off.
Fun with numbers: In its football, which dates to 1892, South Carolina has won 10 games in a season once — in 1984 under Joe Morrison, when it won at Notre Dame and Clemson but lost at Navy. It has won nine games twice — in 2001 under Lou Holtz and this season. It has won as many bowl games as a program (four) as Jim Donnan won in five seasons as Georgia’s coach. (And Donnan got fired, not long after Quincy Carter threw five interceptions and the Bulldogs lost at, ahem, South Carolina.)
The Gamecocks have won only one league championship — the ACC in 1969 — and they’re on their third league. Even this year they cut it close, nearly squandering a strong start by losing to Kentucky, which is difficult to do in any season, and then to Arkansas at home.
But they made it. The Evil Genius and his minions went to Gainesville and whomped the Urban Crier, and the other USC now finds itself in the A-T-L. And the nicest part about that is that long-suffering Gamecock fans suffer no longer.
It was one of life’s great mysteries, right up there with the riddle of Stonehenge and the popularity of Jay Leno: Why did Gamecock fans keep coming back? Their team was the unchallenged master of the cosmic flop, and yet Williams-Brice Stadium was always full. Any neutral who suggested a given year might actually be different for the garnet and black was met with a sneering dismissal from every SEC outpost save Columbia: “Have you never heard of the Chicken Curse?”
Turns out it took an Evil Genius to override the Chicken Curse. Turns out Spurrier knew what he was doing, even if it did take him a while to do it. Turns out South Carolina is playing today to win the conference that prides itself as the nation’s finest.
The Gamecocks aren’t supposed to win this game — I think they’ll prevail, not that I’m ever right about anything — but I’m guessing they don’t much care about perception. They weren’t supposed to get here at all.
And with that, the floor is again open for questions, comments and nominations for Gene Chizik as quipster of the year. I’ll be here all day, and I’d be obliged if you’d join me. And just so my Auburn pals don’t think I’m ignoring them … here’s a photo of the other end zone. War Eagle!

"War Eagle, fly down the field, ever to conquer, never to yield." (Photo by M. Bradley)
983 comments Add your comment
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
5:58 pm
Looks like a game again. Nice TD
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
5:58 pm
Mark- I will take Jeffrey over Green
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
5:59 pm
Amazing- only down by 7 seems like it should be more
Bud
December 4th, 2010
5:59 pm
It’s not over!
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
5:59 pm
Mark, south carolina OUGHT to be in this ballgame. according to cbs, they’ve held cam to 38 yards rushing.
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
5:59 pm
This feels like a three-touchdown spread. But it’s not
And the Gamecocks are supposed to get it first in the third quarter — unless Chizik onside-kicks again
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
6:00 pm
would the ball coach onside kick now?
Buzz Aldrin
December 4th, 2010
6:02 pm
Tiger taking a lead into the final round tomorrow. Best three rounds he has played all year.
Buzz Aldrin
December 4th, 2010
6:02 pm
Holy Cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Auburn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:02 pm
OMG!!!!!!!!
45ACP
December 4th, 2010
6:02 pm
Lucky,
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
6:02 pm
sometimes you can’t beat luck or fate
Ramguy
December 4th, 2010
6:02 pm
In the words of my Auburn co-worker….good god almighty!!
81Dawg
December 4th, 2010
6:03 pm
5150, If I am not mistaken, Cam’s daddy has already admitted to shopping him around, so he is dirty and you are naive if you think that Cam did not know. And you don’t have much to brag about regarding the academics of your little school.
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:03 pm
OK. Game’s over.
BradleyCurse
December 4th, 2010
6:03 pm
lol just face it SC you were not meant to win this game
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
6:03 pm
the ole ball coach is fighting destiny in this game.
Dawg '85
December 4th, 2010
6:03 pm
Spurrier might need a cardiologist on the sidelines 2nd half.
45ACP
December 4th, 2010
6:04 pm
OVER??? It aint over till it’s over!
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
6:06 pm
oh brother. are we gonna have to watch some chump try and throw a football between the elder newton’s legs?
Ray Goff
December 4th, 2010
6:07 pm
heh, heh
Buzz Aldrin
December 4th, 2010
6:07 pm
Two handed chest pass for the win…Tebow must be coaching her.
45ACP
December 4th, 2010
6:08 pm
Cute girl!
War SEC champ Eagle
December 4th, 2010
6:08 pm
That poor dude got beat by a girl. And all of his friends saw it.
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
6:09 pm
23-13 Oregon 14.50 to go
Tha' Pride of College Park
December 4th, 2010
6:09 pm
I just got a minute, what do y”all think so far?
independent obsever
December 4th, 2010
6:09 pm
When it’s your year, it’s your year.
UGA Student
December 4th, 2010
6:10 pm
They paid her to play!! Of course, Auburn would do that.
*sarcasm*
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:10 pm
Newton with 281 yards passing — in the half.
Auburn with 348 yards.
Bammers will always own the Barners
December 4th, 2010
6:10 pm
Hey War Eagle
I’m about to go out and party with some hot chicks…. what are you doing tonight ?????
One word………………… DOUCHE
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:11 pm
45ACP you better not be typing that while you LADY can see your SCREEN. Where is my RIB dinner? Have you heard from CUZ and Baylie?
Bammers will always own the Barners
December 4th, 2010
6:12 pm
Hey War Eagle…
I’m about to head out & party with some hot chicks…..
What are you doing tonight?????
One word….. doooshe bag!
45ACP
December 4th, 2010
6:12 pm
SC gets the ball first. A TD and it’s on.
Ray Goff
December 4th, 2010
6:12 pm
guess the ole ball coach didnt check the wind direction on that hail mary!!
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:14 pm
UGA STUDENT
Paid HER? Are saying a GIRL made the DAWGS look that bad?
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:15 pm
MARK Bradley any comment on the KENTUCKY Basketball Game today? Are you or Jeff covering the Falcons on the LIVE blod Tomorrow?
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:16 pm
30-13 pending extra point Oregon
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:17 pm
Think Spurrier will forever rue not kicking it deep there. Short kick gave Newton a chance.
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:18 pm
Amen Mark. I despise the short kick off. Why give 20 yards?
Ray Goff
December 4th, 2010
6:19 pm
i still think i’m smarter than marc rich
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:19 pm
Ask Lovie Smith about kicking short. Happened on this very gridiron
War SEC champ Eagle
December 4th, 2010
6:19 pm
Bammer,
The hot chicks will do what they usually do–come to my place after your curfew.
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
6:20 pm
When he kicked it short I had a bad feeling
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
6:21 pm
Even after the out of bounds pass I had a feeling
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
6:21 pm
Mark, you think Spurrier will be on the hot seat if Carolina loses tonight?
BRUCE BROWN
December 4th, 2010
6:21 pm
Well that was a heart breaker to close out the half after SC fought to get that score.
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:21 pm
CUZ
CUZ
CUZ
Has anybody heard from CUZ and BAYLIE?
Is she doing good?
45ACP have you seen any posts from CUZ?
I hope they have a Blessed Christmas.
Baylie be string. I hope CUZ reads this.
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
6:22 pm
from my perspective, there appeared to be massive holding by the auburn line on that hail mary.
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:22 pm
Not often you see a halftime show including the theme from “Blazing Saddles.” But the South Carolina band just offered one
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:23 pm
Now the theme from “The Wild, Wild West,” which just might be my favorite TV show ever