
If I knew words to the South Carolina fight song, I'd sing it now. (Photo by M. Bradley)
Not that I have anything against Auburn fans — like I always say, Auburn fans are the best in the world! — but I begin today’s live proceedings with a special shout-out to the folks in garnet and black.
South Carolina, you are here.
I didn’t think your team could make it. Lee Corso didn’t think your team could make it. I’m sure there were times — probably in 2007 and 2008 when he was losing to Vandy — when Steve Spurrier didn’t think his team could make it. But here I sit in Ye Olde Dome, and there it is down below: “Carolina” painted in one end zone. (If you don’t believe, photographic evidence is supplied above.)
Auburn has been here before — three times, winning once. Arkansas has made it twice. Mississippi State has even graced this game, but until today the SEC East has always been represented by Florida, Tennessee or Georgia. (Most often the former, as I’m guessing you’re aware.) South Carolina taking its division isn’t quite like the Mets winning the World Series in 1969, but it’s not far off.
Fun with numbers: In its football, which dates to 1892, South Carolina has won 10 games in a season once — in 1984 under Joe Morrison, when it won at Notre Dame and Clemson but lost at Navy. It has won nine games twice — in 2001 under Lou Holtz and this season. It has won as many bowl games as a program (four) as Jim Donnan won in five seasons as Georgia’s coach. (And Donnan got fired, not long after Quincy Carter threw five interceptions and the Bulldogs lost at, ahem, South Carolina.)
The Gamecocks have won only one league championship — the ACC in 1969 — and they’re on their third league. Even this year they cut it close, nearly squandering a strong start by losing to Kentucky, which is difficult to do in any season, and then to Arkansas at home.
But they made it. The Evil Genius and his minions went to Gainesville and whomped the Urban Crier, and the other USC now finds itself in the A-T-L. And the nicest part about that is that long-suffering Gamecock fans suffer no longer.
It was one of life’s great mysteries, right up there with the riddle of Stonehenge and the popularity of Jay Leno: Why did Gamecock fans keep coming back? Their team was the unchallenged master of the cosmic flop, and yet Williams-Brice Stadium was always full. Any neutral who suggested a given year might actually be different for the garnet and black was met with a sneering dismissal from every SEC outpost save Columbia: “Have you never heard of the Chicken Curse?”
Turns out it took an Evil Genius to override the Chicken Curse. Turns out Spurrier knew what he was doing, even if it did take him a while to do it. Turns out South Carolina is playing today to win the conference that prides itself as the nation’s finest.
The Gamecocks aren’t supposed to win this game — I think they’ll prevail, not that I’m ever right about anything — but I’m guessing they don’t much care about perception. They weren’t supposed to get here at all.
And with that, the floor is again open for questions, comments and nominations for Gene Chizik as quipster of the year. I’ll be here all day, and I’d be obliged if you’d join me. And just so my Auburn pals don’t think I’m ignoring them … here’s a photo of the other end zone. War Eagle!

"War Eagle, fly down the field, ever to conquer, never to yield." (Photo by M. Bradley)
983 comments Add your comment
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:23 pm
As long as they didn’t recreate the camp fire scene Mark.
BRUCE BROWN
December 4th, 2010
6:23 pm
I don’t think you need help with wind direction with Newton throwing the ball, in the dome they’d have to switch on the fans
. They had just said in the booth they were watching him almost throwing 70 yards yesterday.
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:23 pm
How does a DUCK beat a BEAVER?
and the UGA whining goes on...
December 4th, 2010
6:24 pm
SanFranDawg and DodgerDawg
even if Auburn goes down, it doesn’t make UGA a better team
y’all still suck
WDE
Ramguy
December 4th, 2010
6:24 pm
While we are halftime I was just wondering if Richt had Burns or Lattimore would he have redshirted them?
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:24 pm
The Stanford band might try the campfire scene.
BRUCE BROWN
December 4th, 2010
6:24 pm
Too bad oh Cam got caught with that laptop at Florida we’d still have him as a Gator!!!
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
6:25 pm
I don’t know if they are holding- but SC sure can’t get to Newton
Ramguy
December 4th, 2010
6:25 pm
I meant Dyer and Lattimore…my bad
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:25 pm
Thats funny Mark
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:25 pm
I see Trooper Taylor with his towel. Which means …
We’re close to another exciting round of SEC football!
The Blair Miss Project
December 4th, 2010
6:26 pm
I still believe that if Cam Newton played for Bama, all the Auburn fans would swear he was guilty as sin.
Not a single one will admit that though.
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:26 pm
SC is getting to Newton they just can’t wrap him up and he is causing a lot of misses.
BRUCE BROWN
December 4th, 2010
6:27 pm
Well I’m a spurrier fan but I want to see an SEC team in the BCS Championship so I’m hoping Auburn wins but I would like to see a close game like the first meeting.
BRUCE BROWN
December 4th, 2010
6:28 pm
I’m sure they would Blaire…
The Blair Miss Project
December 4th, 2010
6:28 pm
Bruce Brown..,….
you mean “too bad Cam Newton cheatedon tests, or we’d still have him as a gator.
Buzz Aldrin
December 4th, 2010
6:28 pm
Blair Miss…that is a pointless statement, because if he played for UGA (or any other team) that fanbase would swear he was innocent…
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:28 pm
Miss BLAIR
the same would be TRUE for UGA fans. Don’t act like your are better than the Cesspool your really are.
chrismiller
December 4th, 2010
6:28 pm
If Gary Danielson was any more pro-Auburn, he’d have wings and say “Damn” all the time. It really is disgusting to hear this guy serenade America with his AU love. Someone at least get the man a guitar or something.
Ramguy
December 4th, 2010
6:28 pm
The Blair Miss Project
December 4th, 2010
6:26 pm
I still believe that if Cam Newton played for Bama, all the Auburn fans would swear he was guilty as sin.
Sure they would. Just like if he played for the Dawgs we would have all called it a witch hunt. Of course Richt wouldn’t have let him play QB…sigh
45ACP
December 4th, 2010
6:28 pm
POAD – I heard from Cuz. He and Baylie are well. Just living life like the rest of us.
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
6:28 pm
Call it what you want to- SC cannot take him down nor get three and outs
billy
December 4th, 2010
6:29 pm
i’m a bama fan and after what i saw last week(down 24-0),the last catch doesn’t shock me. it looks like destiny. what else can you say? my hat’s off to them. sc should call it now, even if they score 30 more because auburn will still find a way to win. i know, i’ve seen it…
81 Dawg Eats Idiots Sandwiches
December 4th, 2010
6:29 pm
Jan Kemp ring a bell?
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
6:29 pm
mr horseshoe
BRUCE BROWN
December 4th, 2010
6:29 pm
That Newtons a tank they have to really aim hard for the knees to stop him. Dirty maybe but if you wanna win you gotta do what you gotta do.
BRUCE BROWN
December 4th, 2010
6:30 pm
No Cam got kicked off the team for being caught with a stolen laptop.
45ACP
December 4th, 2010
6:31 pm
Jan Kemp ring a bell?
No, she is like dead.
Ding dong the witch is dead….
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:33 pm
45ACP
Great to hear
Mon got her CT scan back Friday and she will have to keep doing CHEMO. Her next treatment is on the 14th.
I so hope CUZ and Baylie have a gret Holiday and new year. Damn I don’t mcare if he is a DAWG he and Baylie are good people.
You have a GREAT HOLIDAY SEASON too.
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:35 pm
45ACP
Ding Dong
Vince Dooley can still answer the door for JAN KEMP. Vince has all the answers.
saban
December 4th, 2010
6:35 pm
heard from my private sources Newton is getting two million to return for his senior year.
Dad is getting one million and all the red underwear he wants.
Tough break dawgs. Another year of beatings and new daddies.
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:36 pm
Fairley just took himself out of the game after sacking Garcia
45ACP
December 4th, 2010
6:36 pm
10-4 POAD. Merry Christmas to you and your family!
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:37 pm
Mark cbs is blaming the air flow in a dome for Fairley taking himself out.
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:37 pm
Oregon 30 v Oregon St 13 with 6:00 min in the 4th.
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:38 pm
Another miss.
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:38 pm
Now it’s over. Actually, it was over after the first half.
Actually, it was over when Newton enrolled at Auburn
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
6:38 pm
Mark, do you think Mark Richt will ever return to an SEC championship game as anything other than an observer?
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:38 pm
This one to the right. Maybe the next one will be down the middle.
Nurse Rachet
December 4th, 2010
6:38 pm
Now it’s over- hope I am wrong but don’t think so
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:39 pm
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
OUCH
The DAWGS are crying and I am buying stock in KLEENEX. Christmas will be good this year.
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:39 pm
You’re asking ME, Coach? You work with him!
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:40 pm
Can’t leave points on the field when you’re already down 14.
This falls under the heading of “Duh!”
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:42 pm
Cam again. And again.
DawginLex
December 4th, 2010
6:42 pm
Maybe we can end the year beating a team from Florida. I hear it will be Central Florida in the Liberty. Humiliating! It’s time for a coaching change NOW!
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
6:42 pm
yes, asking you. trying to figure out my options.
5150 P.O.A.D
December 4th, 2010
6:42 pm
At what point do the DAWGS ealive they are the Lil Sis in the SEC EAST? Not the SEC, but the SEC EAST!!
Mark Bradley
December 4th, 2010
6:43 pm
Making it look easy now.
todd grantham
December 4th, 2010
6:43 pm
i, personally dont think he will. miami isnt in the sec.
DawgNation
December 4th, 2010
6:43 pm
Turn out the lights the party is over.