Playgirl wants Vick to apologize to dogs by … posing nude?

According to Life & Style Magazine — a publication with which I’m unfamiliar, perhaps because I have neither a life nor a style — Playgirl has offered Michael Vick $1 million to pose unclad. But if you’re thinking the overture might be a tad tawdry … no worries! The million dollars will go to PETA!

Understand: This wouldn’t be one of those “I’d-rather-go-naked-than-wear-fur” ads for which celebs have posed. (One of them being Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez. Another being, interestingly enough, Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas, who has been suspended from the NBA for being overfamiliar with guns, none of which apparently were used to hunt animals.) The results of any Vick disrobing would run in Playgirl, which would then donate the money to PETA.

According to Life & Style, a Playgirl spokesperson said:  “I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday. But we haven’t heard back yet. I figured he paid back society for dogfighting, but what about the animals? This way he could donate a large sum to PETA and all he’d have to do is pose for the magazine! It’s kind of a win-win situation.”

That makes complete sense, doesn’t it? Because, when we get right down to it, does anything say “I’m sorry” like professionally photographed nudity?

I know. It’s crazy. It’s a bad enough idea — just as Vick is trying to reclaim his dignity, let’s have him strip down and forfeit it again — to be one of PETA’s. (You’ll recall that crusading organization wanted to replace Georgia’s live Uga with an “animatronic” dog.) But this wasn’t PETA’s, apparently. This was Playgirl’s. Which would presumably profit from Vick’s appearance in its pages. So there you have it.

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Mike Vick's gay lover

February 23rd, 2010
4:05 pm

Trust me when I say that #7 is very well endowed and Im sure that if he poses nude, that Playgirl issue will sell out in no time!!!!

slickshawty

February 23rd, 2010
4:29 pm

ok dog lovers, how you all are not complaining about the animals, in the circus, the zoo, are those poor deers, that you white people love to hide in trees, too kill, so please stop talking about vick and those child biting dogs

Byron Mathison Kerr

February 23rd, 2010
4:41 pm

Peter, February 23rd, 2010, 3:15 pm:
Mark…shouldn’t your Vick question go to a blog of women ?

How naive! :-D Even Playgirl reps stated a few years ago that 50% of their readers are men.

Playgirl has recently featured Levi Johnston, the biological father of Sarah Palin’s grandson.

I think these issues tend to become collector’s items. I still have the November 1987 copy of Playboy featuring Jessica Hahn “Born Again: In Words and Pictures.” It’s in excellent condition. Then again, I am gay. :-)

Millicent

February 23rd, 2010
4:47 pm

I don’t believe that Vick should pose for Playgirl. He’s paid a lot more for his crime than anyone else would have for the same offense. Leave him, and his family, be!

H1N1

February 23rd, 2010
4:47 pm

Mark this article is a bit misleading. PETA simply suggested that UGA should either go back to traditional standards for their English Bulldog rather than the current obese one that makes the breed much more likely to suffer heart failure (and then WHAM…UGA lost another UGA even Nostradamus couldn’t have made a more timely forecast). PETA only has the animals welfare in concern and can be a bit crazy but they also are responsible for saving endangered species and helping to make public awareness of dog fighting in this nation.

For a million dollars my clothes would be shed! We are born that way and typically get way too uptight whenever a boob makes an appearance!

Matt who?

February 23rd, 2010
4:48 pm

I bet that QB for the Falcons wishes the AJC would show him some love. LOL

db

February 23rd, 2010
5:02 pm

MB can you do us a favor and not reference Vick as an ex-Falcon. It’s time to move on. Thank you.

Atl Resident

February 23rd, 2010
5:18 pm

The hell with PETA. If they care so much, help stop the dogfighting issues in Georgia and elsewhere.

Lupe Gallegos Edwards

February 23rd, 2010
5:34 pm

I’ve never heard of any time where a woman disrobing in a reputable magazine was thought of as a loss of dignity, so why should it be so for a man?

Here’s a quick exercise. Let’s see a show of hands from those who believe a nude spread of Tiger’s wife in Playgirl to help with legal fees” would be a loss of dignity such that you wouldn’t spread apart the pages to have a look?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Loss of dignity..meh.

Playgirl isn’t for you Mr. Bradley, it’s not for the rest of the guys commenting here. It’s for women(ok and for gay/bi guys whatever) if there is a market for it, so be it. Just because something doesn’t appeal to you doesn’t make it wrong.

PETA could use the money so the least you could do Mr. Bradley besides gag at the idea is to encourage your readers to donate. There are naked women or half naked women running around charity events all the time and I bet you don’t look at them and see a loss of dignity. It’s 2010, men pose nude now, get over it.

Hello

February 23rd, 2010
5:54 pm

Some people in this world are evil and have unforgiving hearts. Mike don’t worry, with God on your side and the people that loves you. You will be fine remember in this world you have take the rolls with the punches. Mike keep rolling you will make it back to the top in Jesus name.

ksolomon

February 23rd, 2010
7:08 pm

PETA and all of these animal rights folks are crazy. Vick has paid his debt for some damn dogs. Why would he,in his right mind humiliate himself, posing naked, to give a million dollars away for animals.He has given enough of his money and life, for his crime. Murderers, molesters and thieves have paid far less. Leave this man alone and allow him to enjoy life and care for his family. To Hell with PETA and those other Haters!

JOANN BAILEY

February 23rd, 2010
7:23 pm

MIKE: SCREW PETA AND ANYBODY ELSE THAT WANTS TO USE YOU. YOU HAVE PAID YOUR DEBT TO SOCIETY. THERE WAS A STORY ABOUT A BUNCH OF WHITE BOYS IN GA. THAT HAD A DOG FIGHTING OPERATION GOING ON- 1 DAY OF REPORTING AND NOTHING ELSE. PETA GO USE THESE BOYS AND LEAVE MIKE VICK ALONE.

Mike

February 23rd, 2010
7:38 pm

This is the dumbest sh!t I heard this week so far.

Clayton resident

February 23rd, 2010
7:45 pm

Michael Vick doesn’t owe PETA a damn thing. He paid his debt to society for his crimes, PETA & their rabid followers need to let Vick live his life.

Vick=Dog killing Thug

February 23rd, 2010
7:51 pm

Vick’s a loser

Troy

February 23rd, 2010
11:09 pm

I’m so sick of these white folks trying to crucify every black man that commits a minor crime. This man paid his dues for the incident that happened on his property and from some reports he wasn’t even there. Let the man alone. They were a bunch of damn dogs. When white men go out hunting, shooting birds, and other animals is that not harming animals. They act like a damn animal is more important than human life. I tell me how man of these damn people eat pork, beef, chicken, weren’t they animals too. Hypocritical ass people make me sick. Only in America is it “Do as I say, not as I do.”

AutoSlug

February 23rd, 2010
11:10 pm

Vick might need some pocket money!

AutoSlug

February 23rd, 2010
11:18 pm

Troy I agree that Vick became the poster child for bad behavior and there are a lot of hypocrits in this world but they are not all black or white. The man paid his dues . Leave him alone!

Gimmeyodollar

February 23rd, 2010
11:25 pm

Peta should go suck a dog’s bone

Mike Terrell

February 24th, 2010
8:32 am

You need a vacation Michael is no longer a Falcon, give it a rest. Michael has paid his debt, but you can’t find anything else to report.
We Falcon fan’s have moved on and the heck with this crucification.

Mrs. Pashun

February 27th, 2010
10:49 am

Mike needs to tell PETA to suck his PETA, He has done enough for PETA.

Nandi

February 27th, 2010
11:06 am

To Mike’s Gay Lover post, you obviously was not with Michael Vick if you say he is well endowed —NOT!!! Me and a close girlfriend have taken him on many times and I don’t recall that, I will check with her to see what she thinks..:)

Tina

September 9th, 2010
5:13 pm

Why does anyone think he is really sorry for what he did? He got CAUGHT, that is why he is sorry.