According to Life & Style Magazine — a publication with which I’m unfamiliar, perhaps because I have neither a life nor a style — Playgirl has offered Michael Vick $1 million to pose unclad. But if you’re thinking the overture might be a tad tawdry … no worries! The million dollars will go to PETA!
Understand: This wouldn’t be one of those “I’d-rather-go-naked-than-wear-fur” ads for which celebs have posed. (One of them being Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez. Another being, interestingly enough, Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas, who has been suspended from the NBA for being overfamiliar with guns, none of which apparently were used to hunt animals.) The results of any Vick disrobing would run in Playgirl, which would then donate the money to PETA.
According to Life & Style, a Playgirl spokesperson said: “I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday. But we haven’t heard back yet. I figured he paid back society for dogfighting, but what about the animals? This way he could donate a large sum to PETA and all he’d have to do is pose for the magazine! It’s kind of a win-win situation.”
That makes complete sense, doesn’t it? Because, when we get right down to it, does anything say “I’m sorry” like professionally photographed nudity?
I know. It’s crazy. It’s a bad enough idea — just as Vick is trying to reclaim his dignity, let’s have him strip down and forfeit it again — to be one of PETA’s. (You’ll recall that crusading organization wanted to replace Georgia’s live Uga with an “animatronic” dog.) But this wasn’t PETA’s, apparently. This was Playgirl’s. Which would presumably profit from Vick’s appearance in its pages. So there you have it.
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PETA Sucks
February 23rd, 2010
12:42 pm
If this happens, whoever gives the money to PETA should be arrested and executed for funding a terrorist organization.
@ Dood
February 23rd, 2010
12:47 pm
You do realize that vick was one of many many falcons players (and NFL players for that matter) who have participated in dog fighting at some point in their life? Trust me on this one. I know many NFL players and if you think for one second that what MV did was an isolated incident, you are either very dumb or just ignorant. Instead of continuing to trash MV over and over, some of you people need to get your head out of your ass and realize that dog fighting was/is a huge problem and that Michael Vick getting caught is the best thing that could have ever happened to these poor dogs. Give Vick a chance to make a right out of a wrong.
elviskl
February 23rd, 2010
12:49 pm
HOW ABOUT STRIPPING THE S.O.B. NAKED AND WHIPPING HIM?
elviskl
February 23rd, 2010
12:50 pm
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
Donna P.
February 23rd, 2010
12:50 pm
He should pose nude with the pit bulls he used to have and are now recovering from his abuse.
CN
February 23rd, 2010
12:51 pm
ALTHOUGH THAT WOULD BE A SEXY PICTURE,THE REASONING BEHIND THAT IS JUST TOO STUPID FOR WORDS TO SAY. I LOVE ANIMALS AND THEY SHOULD BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AS ONE OF GOD’S CREATURES, BUT TO POSE NUDE SAYING YOU DON’T WEAR FUR IS DUMB. I’LL BET IF AN ICE AGE CAME THROUGH THESE WOULD BE THE FIRST ONE’S TO SNATCH SOME ANIMAL BALD AND THEN EAT THEIR MEAT.
Bubba
February 23rd, 2010
12:55 pm
It’s only fair if he poses nude with a pissed off rottweiler.
CRACKER JACKET
February 23rd, 2010
12:58 pm
Bet Bill Campbell has posed in Prison Times!
Sedrick R
February 23rd, 2010
1:00 pm
I WISH SOMEONE FROM PETA WOULD RUN UP ON ME WITH MY FUR ON…I’M NOT MICHAEL VICK..IT’LL BE A WHOLE DIFFERENT OUTCOME…..I’LL EVEN GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS I’M GOING TO…COME WITH A PIE IF YOU WANNA…THIS SHIZZ GETTING OUT OF CONTROL..HE PAID HIS DEBT…LET THAT MAN REBUILD HIS LIFE AND ENJOY HIS FAMILY…GEEZ…..AND PLAYGIRL….PLEASE..THIS HAS SOME DOG LOVING QUEEN WRITTEN ALL OVER…HE COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF???!!!!!!!
dood
February 23rd, 2010
1:07 pm
at @dood: I know he’s not the only one but he’s the one that got caught. Still doesn’t make it right. Are you a big fan of his? Do you like what he singlehandedly did to the Falcons in one year? (Aside from us getting a better QB in the end)
And you call me dumb?
Lilmama
February 23rd, 2010
1:13 pm
Mike Vick should tell these people to go to hell!!! He has paid his debt for the crime committed. I know people that killed a person and got a better 2nd chance than Mike Vick. PETA has there own money and should stop riding off MV’s coat tail. Run some positive adds and FORGET ABOUT MV! Let this man enjoy his freedom and the love of his family, friends, & fans!!!!!
dobearsbare
February 23rd, 2010
1:14 pm
Well, they could donate it to HSUS, but they seem headed to RICO indictment. Probably not a good association for Vick to make at this point. He’s had enough problems.
Ted M
February 23rd, 2010
1:15 pm
Mark – You know how Reali checks the facts on PTI, anyway Playgirl doesn’t have a magazine anymore it is strictly online now. as Reali would say no big deal.
Greg
February 23rd, 2010
1:16 pm
If Vick is comfortable with a discreet-enough photo, somewhat along the lines of TG’s (i.e. no groin shots), and Goodell has no objection, and his mentors (Dungy & McNabb) see no harm in it, I see no reason why he shouldn’t do it. he should touch all his bases, talk to all the right people, and if he wants to do it—a million dollars would help a lot of animals—he should go for it.
Jim007
February 23rd, 2010
1:17 pm
I just wish Vick would Go Away………….Period .
@ Dood
February 23rd, 2010
1:20 pm
Yes, he is the one who got caught. But my point is that Michael getting caught has done more to discourage dog fighting than anything else in the history of dog fighting (which dates all the way back to the days of slavery).
And yes, I am a big fan of Vick. He made some stupid mistakes in his life and he paid the price for those mistakes. If he continues on the path that he is currently on, then I wish him the best during the remainder of his career and life. If he drifts back into the dark side, then I will wash my hands of him once and for all. By all indications, Michael is trying to rehabilitate himself and his image an doing a good job of it as of right now.
As for the Falcons organization, there is a lot that the average fan doesn’t realize. I can tell you that without a shadow of doubt many of the “Falcons Brass” knew exactly what Michael as well as many of the other players did during their spare time. As bad as that whole thing looked to the Falcons organization, it could have been much worse.
Whether or not Matt Ryan is a better qb than Michael remains to be seen. He definitely does not sell as many jerseys nor has he single handily sold out games. If you look at Michael’s career when he had a good supporting cast, he had a very good winning percentage. It’s not his fault that they had a bunch of high school wide receivers during his last 2-3 years.
Cookie of Decatur
February 23rd, 2010
1:21 pm
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Enough with I do anything for MONEY.
Ted M
February 23rd, 2010
1:23 pm
oops I stand corrected. From Wiki
For the period March 2009 until February 2010, it appeared only online. The magazine reverted to print with its March 2010 issue.
Todd - Dacula
February 23rd, 2010
1:30 pm
and they question Mike Vick’s character???
JCJ
February 23rd, 2010
1:34 pm
If the top female at PETA will pose with him he should do it.
Demetrius Jones
February 23rd, 2010
1:35 pm
I would love to see Miichael Vick in the Nude!!!! I really mean that!!!! He si so fine and I would love the opportunity to see his fine Body!!!! Please Mike do it for me!!!! Truly yours, Dee-Dee.
sharon
February 23rd, 2010
1:36 pm
I’d like to see him naked
Hot Dog Carter
February 23rd, 2010
1:47 pm
DON”T DO IT MIKE
Jfelix
February 23rd, 2010
1:48 pm
Are you kidding me. he has paid his due.He needs to tell PETA to ”F” Off. They are making a Direct fool out of him.
Mark Bradley
February 23rd, 2010
1:50 pm
Actually, we can’t blame this proposal on PETA. This was Playgirl’s idea. And not a good one.
Sports Watcher
February 23rd, 2010
1:54 pm
Maybe PETA should concentrate on NOT killing animals:
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
dood
February 23rd, 2010
1:57 pm
@ Dood – you do make a good point in the fact that it brought a heinous crime into the spotlight. And his PR team has done a good job of humanizing him. I am a big dog lover so his actions disgust me and I know if anyone of the regular working class got caught doing this we’d never have an opportunity to work in our chosen field again.
In summation: he was a rotten punk kid – and I hope he learned from this…all things point to that he did, but he’s still a disaster. Good riddance MV.
BossLady
February 23rd, 2010
2:02 pm
ABSOLUTELY, JF
libr8td
February 23rd, 2010
2:03 pm
PETA is a group of PIMPS.
Earnest L. Perry III
February 23rd, 2010
2:09 pm
I support Vick as a person and his efforts to rebuild his name. He made a mistake, just as many people do in life, got caught, paid his price. Since then, everybody that learned how to read three and four letter words have tried to take what he says out of context. He did not say anything negative about the falcons. He said he understands he could have tried harder. Im positive working next to Donovan Mcnabb lets you see your flaws. He’s learning, and apparently learning is discouraged now by society. I’m saying let the man breath. And as for PETA, a bunch of nobodies. They don’t care to be honest with you, if they did they would actually be out in the streets helping the people who do stop animal fighting rings. They collect checks, and this is a prime example of it. Micheal Vick was just a cash cow for them.
Boots
February 23rd, 2010
2:11 pm
I think he ought to go for it. He’s already shown his butt to every Falcon fan and the people of Georgia.
NANA
February 23rd, 2010
2:14 pm
You are all sick. JIM007, do you live in Florida?
falcons sorry
February 23rd, 2010
2:18 pm
If he does, you can bet I’ll be buying a copy. Then I’m gonna get it blown-up and supersized and hang it on the ceiling over my bed.
MV7 = Playgirl spread!
MR2 = noodle arm!
Falcons get the short end AGAIN!
seemore
February 23rd, 2010
2:25 pm
If he poses nude, i will buy 2 copies and let each of my pit bulls tear the magazine apart. I will save 1 picture to add to my dart board and one picture to my shooting range for my pistol practice target. Ten bucks says “Ladies, I am sure we will NOT be impressed”!
Vick spent time in jail for his physical crime, his moral crime he still needs punishment for. Let’s not give him an easy time. What he did is inhumane and all the time in jail won’t do that. He just didn’t go woops and make a mistake. He damn well knew what he was doing, knowing it was illegal and immoral. I bet his momma is proud!
GROSS
Dick Cheney
February 23rd, 2010
2:33 pm
This would bring honor and dignity back to the NFL.
Shannon, M.Div.
February 23rd, 2010
2:36 pm
Isn’t Playgirl primarily a magazine for gay men? I think their subscription base is majority male. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s a little different. Everyone commenting seems to be assuming that it’s the ladies who will be looking at Vick should he go for this… and that’s, er, not necessarily so.
Lindsey
February 23rd, 2010
2:39 pm
If Vick did pose nude do you think they would photo shop his herpes?
Shannon, M.Div.
February 23rd, 2010
2:40 pm
Just to add some weight to my statement… according to the wiki, in 2003, two different Playgirl execs stated that 30 percent and 50 percent of of Playgirl’s readership was gay men (their stats differed). In a 2010 interview with the AP, however, a spokesman said the audience was predominantly male. It’s well-cited at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playgirl.
esther
February 23rd, 2010
2:43 pm
ATLANTA!!! The GAY CAPITAL of the WORLD!! Nuff Said!! ATLANTA HAS GONE TO THE DOGS!!!!!!!!!
@ seemore
February 23rd, 2010
3:02 pm
Seemore – you do realize that the ONLY reason you have pit bulls right now is because pit bulls have been primarily bred to fight since the 1800s, right? If not for people breeding pit bulls to fight, the canine species known as the pitbull would be long extinct.
It is this kind of idiocracy that makes me worried that our country is going straight to hell on a john deer tractor! What Vick did was terrible, but it also dates back hundreds of years.
Vick Supporter
February 23rd, 2010
3:05 pm
Man F PETA
Starring Kam Fong as Chin Ho
February 23rd, 2010
3:05 pm
Please for the love of all that is Holy, do nothing to put money in the pockets of “a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy” lunatic fringe. My PETA stands for people eating tasty animals.
Vick Supporter
February 23rd, 2010
3:07 pm
Vick has already paid his debt. Why can’t caucasian folks let it go? This crap happened back in 2007!
Vick has returned where he belongs..in the NFL. If I were him, I wouldn’t do a damn thing for PETA
Vick Supporter
February 23rd, 2010
3:09 pm
I do know one thing for sure though…
Vick is a better QB than Ryan. No doubt about it
Tiger Hoods
February 23rd, 2010
3:11 pm
When is Matt Ryan ever going to get this type of attention in this city? It seems like no matter what he’ll always be #2 (literally)
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3:15 pm
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Peter
February 23rd, 2010
3:15 pm
Mark…shouldn’t your Vick question go to a blog of women ?
bro
February 23rd, 2010
3:19 pm
IT IS TIME TO QUIT REFERRING TO VICK AS AN EX-FALCON. HE IS AN EAGLE AND NO LONGER RATES AS A FALCON IN ANY WAY.
WE DO NOT WANT OR NEED ANY FURTHER CONNECTION TO THE FALCONS AND VICK.
Sick & Tired Of Being Sick & Tired
February 23rd, 2010
3:49 pm
OH MY…..What A Surprise….another article about Michael Vick by Bradley or Schultz…….NOT!!!! It’s too bad that the AJC can afford and/or hire decent sports writers instead of ones that continue to write about the same old #$@# week after week.
The sports articles written for the Bird Cage (i.e., D3) that are posted online are better than the rehash coming from the fab two. At least D-Led appears to have moved on from the constant Vick coverage. As earlier bloggers have said…..over and over again….Michael Vick plays for the Philadelphia Eagles and is no longer living or playing in the ATL so let it go. P-L-E-A-S-E!!!
Jasmin
February 23rd, 2010
3:57 pm
Why does the media keep asking the man to keep paying for his mistakes? Look people the man paid his debt to society leave him alone already. If he WANTS to do it for PETA then ok but if not then don’t crucify the man for it…DANG!