Attention! Some nut here thinks Texas will beat Alabama

It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve been wrong. Heck, it’d be the third time in three days. (Picked Georgia Tech to win Tuesday in both basketball and football.) But here goes:

I like the Longhorns tonight.

It’s nothing against the SEC. I’ve covered the conference for 30 years and I know full well it’s the best there is. But over those 30 years I’ve learned a little something else, and it’s this: Pay particular attention to an excellent team that’s being given no shot at winning.

Four years ago an undefeated Texas went to California to play for the BCS title and was dismissed out of hand. Because Southern Cal was shooting for a third consecutive national championship. Because the Trojans had not one but two Heisman holders on their roster. Because SC was regarded by us media types as the greatest team ever and therefore invincible.

But it’s a funny thing: Not many teams truly are invincible. Against the wrong opponent on the wrong day, anybody can be unhorsed. And the Trojans played like crazy, at least on offense, that night in Pasadena — I was there, and I well recall Reggie Bush flipping into the end zone and Dwayne Jarrett making like Mr. Fantastic to stretch the ball over the goal line for what seemed the clinching touchdown — and still got beat. Because Vince Young had the greatest single performance I’ve ever seen. Because Texas simply would not go away.

Alabama is a splendid team. Indeed, it’s trying to do something conference brethren Florida and LSU, each of which has won two BCS titles this millennium, couldn’t manage, and that’s finish unbeaten. (Auburn went through the SEC undefeated in 2004 but didn’t get to play for the BCS crown.) And I do believe the raging consensus about the SEC — that its best players tend to be faster than the best players from other leagues — is in fact a fact. But I’d argue that the Big 12 is the league that comes closest to approximating the SEC, and I would never discount an unbeaten Big 12 champ.

Having been around a while, I know how it works: We media types tend to work off the last thing we’ve seen. And on Dec. 5 we saw Alabama trample Florida while Texas nearly pulled a Les Miles and lost to Nebraska. And the Longhorns had a rough ride in College Station on Thanksgiving night against a Texas A&M team that Georgia just crushed without benefit of a defensive coordinator.

That said, no team wins every game by 50 points. At last check, Alabama needed a blocked field goal to survive Tennessee, which would finish 7-6, and the day after Texas struggled to subdue the Aggies the Tide had to rally to beat Auburn. But my point isn’t to derogate Alabama, which is a tough and talented and superbly coached; it’s to suggest those same descriptions apply to its just-as-undefeated opponent.

And we have to be careful when we try to graft one year onto the next. Different seasons bring differing dynamics. Just because Southern Cal had beaten the Big 12 champ (Oklahoma, which was undone when the nicely named Mark Bradley fumbled a punt he shouldn’t have touched) by 36 points  in January 2005  didn’t mean the next Big 12 champ would succumb so readily. Just because the SEC has won the past three BCS titles doesn’t mean Alabama is a lock tonight.

Back to 2006: I asked Mack Brown at his day-before media briefing how it felt to have a team that good and be afforded so little chance. (Pretty darn good, he said.) And big-time coaches love these kinds of games. It isn’t often a program like Texas ever gets to be an decided underdog — the spread is only four points, but do you know many folks who are picking against the Tide? — and I’d especially be wary of an underdog that has the better quarterback.

Being my silly self, I picked Texas over Southern Cal back then. (No, it didn’t look good when the Trojans led by 12 points with four minutes left. But it worked out in the end.) Maybe I’m just trying to repeat my one moment of prognosticating perspicacity, but I like the same school to do the same thing in the same stadium.

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Sonny Clusters

January 7th, 2010
7:55 pm

We was noticing Bevo the Longhorn mascot seems to be all one color and we was wondering if he was painted like poor little Russ was painted for the Independence Bowl? We would not want that job because it seems unpleasant and painting a mascot’s bottom seems like the last thing a team should be worried about before kickoff. When we was at Clemson for orientation we pledged a fraternity and we would steal the bell that belonged to this other fraternity and we would paint it green before we gave it back and we still laugh about it but Clusters knows that wasn’t the right thing to do. If we ever see those boys again we’ll buy them a Dairy Queen treat.

Suspended SEC Officiating Crew works 2010

January 7th, 2010
7:55 pm

Nebraska beat Texas until Mack Brown recieved his free ONE SECOND gift from the spineless refs.

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
7:56 pm

sonny, i bet bevo is a steer. quite poetic.

Sonny Clusters

January 7th, 2010
7:57 pm

We was noticing that Bevo and Tebow almost rhyme.

FOX just broke this story.

January 7th, 2010
7:58 pm

That is Russ, Clusters. You must not have seen the 7:12pm post about FOX’s story.

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:00 pm

sonny, and they weigh about the same too.

Sonny Clusters

January 7th, 2010
8:01 pm

Whoa! Russ looks just like a Longhorn steer! That is some fine painting.

south

January 7th, 2010
8:02 pm

willie, Smart’s a step down from you

Suspended SEC Officiating Crew works Orange Bowl

January 7th, 2010
8:03 pm

Thanks for a great season,
ACC CHAMPIONS
…………………………………..ROLL TIDE……………..

h e/a ywood...

January 7th, 2010
8:03 pm

what does it matter any way?

Barbie Doolies

January 7th, 2010
8:03 pm

Kirk Herbstreight needs to wax his eye brows !

Sonny Clusters

January 7th, 2010
8:03 pm

That little Russ got a raw deal.

FOX just broke this story.

January 7th, 2010
8:04 pm

FOX just reported that Roger Clemens picked up the broken longhorn from Bevo, and threw it at Nick Saban’s head. Clemens said he thought it was a baseball, and was just trying to get it off the field so no one would get hurt.

CLEVON LITTLE

January 7th, 2010
8:05 pm

I would find it hard to bet money against either of these teams, because it’s only a guess as to who will win. But as you’ve pointed out, a team as good as Texas is being such an underdog makes for a perfect upset, if that’s what you want to call it. I believe it will be back & forth at first, both defenses taking over, but after half-time it’s who ever makes the best adjustments. I believe Alabama has the best defense, so this could come down to a 1-play game. Colt McCoy is hard to lay money against. If he soesn’t get rattled, Texas will win. If he does, and the Tide defense takes control of the 2nd half, then Bama will win. Either way, this game stays in the high teens or low to mid 20’s.

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:06 pm

one of the best lines in music: cant take it with you when your gone, but i wanna enought to get there on…

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:07 pm

south, thanks for the compliment. and the author of that silioquey was jack kennedy.

dad gummit

January 7th, 2010
8:08 pm

Lee Corso looks like that indian that use to be on the nickel.

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:09 pm

clevon, do you remember when you and i sang “thow out the lifeline’ with the baldwin sisters?

Paul Johnson

January 7th, 2010
8:10 pm

ACC is the premier conference in college football today!

Sonny Clusters

January 7th, 2010
8:11 pm

Not everybody realizes they’d have to castrate ol’ Russ to make him a steer. That seems a whole lot worse than getting his bottom painted but both must have made him sore at the schools. Russ might be a good mascot for this blog since he’s a temp and needs a permanent job.

Da' Da' Da' Da'

January 7th, 2010
8:12 pm

Da’Rick Da’cant Da’catch Da’ball 1

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:12 pm

well, somebody’s gotta sire the next UGA

Sonny Clusters

January 7th, 2010
8:12 pm

Mark, if you look in on the blog during the game . . . what do you think about letting Russ be the mascot for this blog?

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:13 pm

i’ve had my bottom painted but not the other thankfully.

TMZ reports

January 7th, 2010
8:14 pm

TMZ reports Charlie Sheen was seen walking in downtown Pasadena wearing a Hanes jockstrap, @ss painted burnt orange, and a pair of longhorns glued to his head.

When asked if he was here to support Texas in the big game he replied, “There’s a game today?”

Chipped Tires

January 7th, 2010
8:14 pm

which will come first The hire or the sire? Any guesses?

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:14 pm

Sonny, i thought you were the chosen blogger. willie

Russ, the Interim Mascot

January 7th, 2010
8:15 pm

Soory, but that’s not me. I got the call to sub and had horns glued on and practiced my bull bellow to perfection. But, could not get a connecting flight due to the rain, ice, snow, sleet and darkness of night. They were abe to get a bull from Calif to sub. They have a lot of bull in Calif so didn’t have trouble finding a sub. Just hope they didn’t paint him like to Dawgs did to me. Woof

Roll Tide

Suspended SEC Officiating Crew works Orange Bowl

January 7th, 2010
8:15 pm

…………….ALABAMA wins an easy one.

Mack Brown will cry more than Tebow.
………………………………………………..ROLL TIDE

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:16 pm

mark richt was heard to say
chipped it could go either way
i’m searching for the man
as soon as i can
think i’ll check ebay

Russ, the Interim Mascot

January 7th, 2010
8:16 pm

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:17 pm

hang down your head mack brown.

Suspended SEC Officiating Crew works Orange Bowl

January 7th, 2010
8:18 pm

Lee Corso needs to retire, bring back good ole BEANO COOK.

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:18 pm

ironic isnt it: 2 uga alums as defensive coordinators in this game.

Russ, the Interim Mascot

January 7th, 2010
8:20 pm

Sorry, that’s not me. Couldn’t make the flight because of ice, snow and darkness of night.
That’s a sub calif bull. Just hope they didn’t spray paint him like the dawgs did me.

Roll Tide

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:20 pm

danger mack brown, danger. the tide is approaching.

south

January 7th, 2010
8:21 pm

and a UGA DC on this blog…who woulda thunk

FOX just broke this story.

January 7th, 2010
8:22 pm

Busy December for Russ. First Georgia, now Texas. But because Bill Belichick was advising Santa, we never got the injury report, so now it’s just now coming out that on Dec. 24 Russ filled in as Rudolph the White @ss reindeer.

willie martinez

January 7th, 2010
8:22 pm

south, a FORMER dc.

Chipped Tires

January 7th, 2010
8:25 pm

where’s janet jackson and the wardrobe malfunction ?

BEVO

January 7th, 2010
8:26 pm

HOOK”EM HORNS…..lmao…pissy little UGA pulling for bubba. WE OWN THE NCAA ! and I’m ya daddy. Sit back and let us show ya how its done, oops I just stepped in something…oh ..its Ga.

Barbie Doolies

January 7th, 2010
8:27 pm

Kirk has caterpillar eyebrows…..

south

January 7th, 2010
8:27 pm

we are all a former something…

The Clemson Tide

January 7th, 2010
8:29 pm

Its gonna be an Orange Tsunami ! hook’em horns ACC Rules too!

Now Russ is pushing it

January 7th, 2010
8:31 pm

I hear Russ is pushing the envelop trying to get a new mascot gig. This time it’s for Wal-Mart, as “Russ the 6th Beatle” (Guess Russ is a Pete Best fan, and didn’t want to disrespect him)

Russ even came with a song.

I am the paintman
Wooooooo
I am the paintman
Wooooooo
I am the Wal-Russ
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

BEVO

January 7th, 2010
8:31 pm

are they really gonna let our guys hit those retards?

bugsquacher

January 7th, 2010
8:33 pm

ok,,, bama will win for sure….. remind me, didnt bradley pick the nerds to win the orange bowl? hahahahhahah

bugsquacher

January 7th, 2010
8:34 pm

30-24…..does it hurt yet?

BEVO

January 7th, 2010
8:35 pm

really? Bama? what does a Ga fan know about Championship Football? thats just rich.

BEVO

January 7th, 2010
8:38 pm

what is 30-24? The number of Bama players playing with a LD T-shirt under their jersey? I bet they all have one on. Thats Learning Disabled for you losers.