Live from the Dome, where consolation is available

The Dome pulses with energy at 11:43 a.m. Or not. (Photo by M. Bradley)

The Dome positively pulses with energy at 11:43 a.m. Or perhaps not. (Photo by M. Bradley)

The Falcons can’t make the playoffs. You know that already. They can, however, get to 9-7. Which would be huge. But you knew that, too.

Beyond that, I don’t have much for you. Inactives haven’t been announced. The opponent, Buffalo, has 18 men on injured reserve. Brian Brohm is expected to start quarterback, which could make this an all-Petrino day if Matt Ryan can’t go the distance. (Both Brohm and Falcons backup Chris Redman played for Bobby P. at U of L, as you also know.)

Speaking of which: I’ve seen Petrino’s name listed as a possibility for the Florida post. At such times I ask myself, “Who makes these lists?” He’s a good coach who’s bad with people. That wouldn’t fly at UF. He’s never in anything long-term, as the Falcons know too well. The only chance Petrino would have to coach the Gators is if the first 10 choices turned Jeremy Foley down. Which they won’t. It’s the best job in the nation.

Back to the Falcons. Today’s tilt has a consolation-game feel to it. Like many of you, I fully expected this season to extend into the second week of January. (Sporting News had the Falcons playing in for the NFC championship.) I have to say I’m disappointed, but I’m not massively surprised. By October it was clear this offense wasn’t quite what it needed to be, and it was apparent in August this defense wouldn’t stop many people.

So here they sit, 7-7 two days after Christmas. The schedule didn’t help. Injuries didn’t, either. But the cold truth is that they never were as good as we/they hoped. And if they still manage to get to 9-7, I’ll call that good value for an underwhelming season. Not to mention the needed end to a streak that should have never gotten started but has, astonishingly enough, lasted into the 44th season.

With that, I’ll open the floor for discussion. And I’ll be here to entertain comments until the final whistle, which I predict will arrive at 4:02 p.m. EST. And I am, as we know, never ever wrong.

OK, here’s your inactives. For the Falcons: Troy Bergeron, Chris Houston, Michael Turner, Charlie Peprah, Harvey Dahl, Jason Rader and Jamaal Anderson. For the Bills: Who cares?

733 comments Add your comment

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:21 pm

Maysville is a nice river town. As for Mayberry … I hear Floyd did extractions on the side.

"Chef" Tim Dix

December 27th, 2009
1:21 pm

Ola muchachos!

Sorry I’m late, who wants pie?

A Rod

December 27th, 2009
1:21 pm

Matt Ryan throwing the ball away on a 3rd down absolutely drives me crazy. Force something dammit! Grow some cojones!

JTH

December 27th, 2009
1:22 pm

Jerome Harrison has 40 yards and a TD. Snelling has 3 yards. Go figure.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:22 pm

Petrino’s not going to Florida. Not happening.

willie martinez

December 27th, 2009
1:22 pm

is Maysville near Hodgdon?

Tom

December 27th, 2009
1:22 pm

Any sightings of The Refrigerator Mover at the dome, Mark?

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:23 pm

Big John Davis, you mean, Tom?

JTH

December 27th, 2009
1:23 pm

Hey Chef love you guys site.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:23 pm

No, Maysville is near Slipup. I’m not kidding. So named because it’s so tiny it slips up on you.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:24 pm

There’s your Bills first down. Stop the game.

"Chef" Tim Dix

December 27th, 2009
1:24 pm

Wonder what game Dick Stockton thinks he’s calling today?

Tom

December 27th, 2009
1:24 pm

That be him.

"Chef" Tim Dix

December 27th, 2009
1:26 pm

water covers 3/4 of the earth, the other 1/4 is covered by Grimes.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:26 pm

I haven’t seen John Davis today. He was maybe the greatest interview in Tech history.

TMoney

December 27th, 2009
1:26 pm

Dick thinks he’s calling the Eagles vs. the Eagles. At least that was what he kept calling both teams last week.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:26 pm

Vice nice, Chef. A Garry Maddox reference, no?

"Chef" Tim Dix

December 27th, 2009
1:27 pm

Thanks JTH. Made possible by viewers like you. Thank you.

JTH

December 27th, 2009
1:27 pm

He’s seriously hurt. The Bills are going to start signing fans with Bill’s jerseys on.

Tom

December 27th, 2009
1:27 pm

Slipup? Shades of a tiny S Ga hamlet named “Hopulikit” (pronounced “Hope You Like It”).

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:27 pm

Well, I can’t say I haven’t seen less interesting games. But we haven’t played nine minutes and I’m already bored.

Tom

December 27th, 2009
1:28 pm

Grimes? Seriously?

I call this Falcons’ D the “Round Room Defense”…….

….no corners.

"Chef" Tim Dix

December 27th, 2009
1:28 pm

blind squirrel stuff, Mark.

Reid Adair

December 27th, 2009
1:29 pm

So much for the Bills’ offense … one first down, but another punt.

"Chef" Tim Dix

December 27th, 2009
1:31 pm

Mark, maybe you’ll get one of the 70,000 give-a-ways today and appears many will win twice.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:31 pm

Maysville is eight miles up the river (the Ohio) from Augusta, Ky., which is where George Clooney grew up. I’ve seen his house and met his dad. Never met George, though. The one speeding ticket of my life was in Augusta — for going 47 in a 35-mph zone. Augusta = speed trap. A word to the wise.

Once "Recent" Reader

December 27th, 2009
1:31 pm

A Rod . . .regarding Ryan throwing the ball away on 3rd Down. Well, we all want completions and first downs – better yet TDs, but as the announcers said, it is a sign of maturity. As the song goes “You’ve got to know when to hold’em, now when to fold’em”. Ryan used to get a lot of junk from folks on this Post saying he forces passes in .. . .happened at BC too, but a good punt is better than Int:)

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:32 pm

There’s your Snelling run.

It’s gotten so dire I’m rooting for people’s fantasy teams.

willie martinez

December 27th, 2009
1:32 pm

Mark, if you’re interested i have a sideline pass for shreveport. only catch is my picture is on it so you’ll have to shave your head and keep a constant “deer in the headlights” expression on your face so no one will realize its not me.

just let me know, your friend willie

TMoney

December 27th, 2009
1:33 pm

But…you can’t…only in last 2 minutes…ugh.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:33 pm

Thanks, Coach Willie. But the family and I are heading to the aforementioned Kentucky tomorrow.

Reid Adair

December 27th, 2009
1:34 pm

Mark, I’m sure these folks appreciate you rooting for their fantasy players.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:35 pm

Bills defensively: They’re third-best against the pass in the NFL — take a bow, George Catavolos — but dead last against the run.

Tom

December 27th, 2009
1:35 pm

Remember, the Falcons are STILL trying for the first back-to-back winning seasons in franchise history.

So….there’s that “suspense”.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:36 pm

Roddy White goes past 1,000 yards on the season. Second Falcon to post three consecutive 1,000-yard seasons. And the first?

Andre Rison.

Slick

December 27th, 2009
1:37 pm

How about we leave the aforementioned Kentucky aforementioned?

Reid Adair

December 27th, 2009
1:37 pm

Another solid year for Roddy White, even with his injuries.

Well done, Roddy.

willie martinez

December 27th, 2009
1:38 pm

i know a guy from western kentucky. oddly enough his surname is mccoy. i kid you not.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:38 pm

The Falcons have to call timeout to decide what to do on third-and-two-feet against the NFL’s worst rushing defense.

That should be a 15-yard penalty, calling that timeout.

JTH

December 27th, 2009
1:39 pm

Hey Tom I’m rooting for it. They really need that monkey off the back.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:39 pm

If Mr. McCoy were from eastern Kentucky, his family crest would be pockmarked with buckshot.

willie martinez

December 27th, 2009
1:39 pm

this game is somewhat akin to Purgatory, wouldnt you say?

Tom

December 27th, 2009
1:40 pm

Mark, ever been to Ashland? Went to a wedding up there many years ago. Never trust folks who call green bell peppers “mangoes”.

Reid Adair

December 27th, 2009
1:40 pm

For what it’s worth, I like this no-huddle offense with Matt Ryan calling the plays at the line.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:40 pm

I’m allowed to say that. My mom and dad both hailed from Paintsville, Ky., which is the seat of Johnson County, which is where Loretta Lynn grew up.

willie martinez

December 27th, 2009
1:41 pm

mccoy does walk with a limp but claims its a football injury. i’ve seen him set off metal detectors so i think its lead shot.

"Chef" Tim Dix

December 27th, 2009
1:41 pm

If Dick Stockton worked for CBS, I’m sure he would have said by now, ” Coming up tonight on CBS 60 minutes followed by All In the Family…”

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:41 pm

I’ve been to Ashland many times. Watched the Maysville Bulldogs get cheated by the refs in the Ashland Invitational Tournament two years running.

willie martinez

December 27th, 2009
1:42 pm

i love this stream of conciousness conversation.

Mark Bradley

December 27th, 2009
1:42 pm

And the first quarter ends. Three to go. Not that I’m counting. (Actually, I am counting.)