Here’s what Tiger Woods needs to tell us: Absolutely nothing
I keep hearing and reading that Tiger Woods “needs to come clean.” (Here’s a boilerplate screed from the self-styled King of Outrage.) But you know what I say?
No he doesn’t.
He doesn’t need to say one thing more. He doesn’t have to talk to police, and he hasn’t. That’s his right under the law. And we the people have no overarching Need To Know on this issue. From the above expression of outrage: “The public deserves to hear exactly what happened in the wee hours of Thanksgiving night outside his mansion in Windermere, Fla.”
One question: Why?
It’s clear Mr. and Mrs. Woods had a discussion that didn’t end well. We can surmise that it had to do with the National Enquirer’s report of a Tiger dalliance with a New York nightclub hostess. We the people are not naive. But what exactly is Tiger supposed to say to us after driving his Cadillac into both a tree and a water hazard? (When run over by a vehicle, a fire hydrant qualifies.)
Should he paint himself into a Clinton-esque corner by wagging a finger and saying, “I did not have sex with that woman”? Should he risk being caught in a lie? Or should he admit to being an adulterer and thereby expose his already-exposed family to deeper public humiliation? Where’s the upside in that?
Tiger Woods is a public figure, but that’s not the same as being an elected official. He has asked no one to vote for him. Yes, he’s a serial endorser, but that’s more a matter between him and his sponsors. The corporations who pay him millions must decide if that money will continue to be well spent. (My guess is that they’ll shrug and say, “So what? He’s still Tiger Woods.”)
As hard as this is to believe in the Information Age, there’s such a thing as too much information. Alex Rodriguez held a mass media briefing last spring to address allegations of steroid use, and lo and behold he admitted using steroids. And you know what we in the media did? We ripped him for not telling us the whole truth, for being fuzzy on the details. We in the media can be a little silly sometimes.
And that seems an object lesson: Once you start talking about something seamy, you’re not given credit for facing the issue. You simply throw yourself and your family open to deeper scrutiny. Was the nightclub hostess the first Other Woman? If not, would Mr. Woods please name names, places and pertinent details? Were photos taken? If so, could you provide them? And was it indeed a 7-iron Mrs. Woods apparently brandished on the morning after Thanksgiving, and if so did she choose the right club?
I say again: We are not naive. We have cause to believe something is indeed amiss in the Woods marriage. But that is not our business. Nobody has been arrested. No charges have been filed. As much as we might hunger for the latest dollop of dope from TMZ, we have no inalienable right to satiation.
Tiger Woods is a public figure, yes. But even public figures have private lives. He should shut up — to his credit, that’s what he has done — and tend to his.
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CPJ IS IN MARK BRADLEY'S PLAYCALLER'S HALL OF FAME
November 30th, 2009
7:36 pm
MARK BRADLEY:
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY WHAT YOU HAVE TOLD US ABOUT THE GAME SATURDAY NIGHT…ABSOLUTELY NOTHING…YOU WERE OBSESSED WITH PAUL JOHNSON AND GT, GIVE US YOUR BEST ACCOUNT OR EXPLANATION OF WHAT HAPPENED….THE WHEELS JUST SEEMED TO COME OFF…SEEMS AS IF WE TREATED THE UGA GAME THIS YEAR LIKE THE LSU BOWL GAME LAST YEAR…BEEN THERE, DONE THAT….LEAVE OUT THE PART THAT IT WASN’T AN IMPORTANT GAME FOR TECH, THAT THERE ARE BIGGER FISH TO FRY…AS AN OLD TECH MAN, IT DON’T GET ANY BIGGER THAN THE ONE WITH UGA EVERY THANKSGIVING….THAT COP OUT IS WORSE THAN TIGER’S ABOUT HIS WIFE BEING SO COURAGEOUS AND COMING TO HIS RESCUE….LIKED THE LITTLE SIDE ABOUT THE WATER HAZARD AND THE FIRE PLUG….IF MY WIFE COMES TO HELP ME, I HOPE SHE DOESN’T HAVE A 7 IRON WITH HER…
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
7:38 pm
What is the difference between Tigers Sand wedge and his Escalade?
He can back up the sand wedge…
marilyn
November 30th, 2009
7:39 pm
I wholeheartedly agree. Yes, Tiger is a public figure, but his private life should remain just that — private. Public curiosity does not require he share his private life with anyone outside his own family, and /or those involved. For those of you who believe otherwise, I suggest you get a life of your own and stop relying on personal situations of others to entertain you.
Bob Horner had a sweet compact swing
November 30th, 2009
7:40 pm
Mikey…can I steal that joke..????
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
7:40 pm
But seriously folks- he says his Doctors advid=sed against travel due to headaches and soreness..
This is the same guy that played the freaking US Open on a broken leg for crying out loud.
I think the Golf Channel better run and edit all the Top 10 guttiest performances and leave him out this time….
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
7:41 pm
Sure Bob…go 4 it.
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
7:47 pm
What’s all the fuss?
Tiger has never been known as a good driver!
He is perhaps the best scrambler ever – which came in handy as he scrambled to get the hell away from the mad Norweigian.
20 year Republican
November 30th, 2009
7:48 pm
Great call, Mark! Tiger is a brand. His endorsements will not be tarnished by this private matter. If you pull Tiger away from golf, you will lose most of the following and dollars associated with the sport. Kudos to Tiger and his wife for keeping their private life private!
Morning Wood
November 30th, 2009
7:59 pm
I’m trying to figure out why Bradley has such a hard on for Tiger. Of course he has to answer to the police. He destroyed a fire hydrant. If any of us did that, we would have to answer to the police. Of course,thinking about it, it’s obvious Bradley would be clueless on the law….He’s clueless every where else.
Bob Horner had a sweet compact swing
November 30th, 2009
8:05 pm
Mikey…come on dude…you don’t prepare to “fight” with mad Norweigians….and sleeping with them requires NO PREPARATION…..
true….???
NASCAR FAN
November 30th, 2009
8:10 pm
GOLF IS FOR SISSYS
CPJ IS IN MARK BRADLEY'S PLAYCALLER'S HALL OF FAME
November 30th, 2009
8:10 pm
MARK,
FORGET TIGER…TELL US WHAT HAPPENED SATURDAY NIGHT!!! AS A TECH MAN, CAN JOHNSON NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE GEORGIA–GTECH GAME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME EVERY YEAR….YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY CLOSE TO HIM, PLEASE TELL HIM THIS AGAIN…BEEN THERE, DONE THAT—BUT HE’S BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT ONLY 1 STINKING TIME, AND BOY SHOULD IT HAVE HAPPENED AGAIN THIS YEAR….I THINK WITH HIS EXPLANATION EARLY IN THE WEEK ABOUT THIS NOT BEING THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE NEXT TWO, IT HAD THE EARMARKS OF THE BOWL GAME LAST YEAR WHEN HE LET UP ON THE PLAYERS AND DID NOT PREPARE THEM AND LSU TOOK US TO THE WOODSHED…2 WEEKS TO PREPARE…WE SHOULD KNOW TO NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THOSE DAMN DOGS…CAN’T FIND THE HEART TO HEAD OFF TO TAMPA…STILL IN A STUPOR OVER THIS ONE…BRADLEY, NEXT YEAR, DON’T GUARANTEE US A WIN LIKE YOU AND SCHULTZ DID THIS YEAR…DIDN’T KNOW THAT SPORTS REPORTING WAS SO ONE SIDED, TO CHIDE A TEAM WITH SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS AND THEIR COACHING STAFF AS UNDERACHIEVERS AND TRYING TO WHIP THEIR FOLLOWERS INTO A FRENZY WHILE NAMING A COACH LIKE PAUL THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN WHILE GIVING HIS HARD WORKING STAFF NO CREDIT AT ALL, AND HE IS YET TO WIN HIS 1ST TITLE AT TECH.. THIS LOSS WAS HEARTBREAKING, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU WROTE THE ARTICLE ABOUT COACH RICHT’S PROGRAM BEING IN FREEFALL AND ALL THE PROBLEMS IN ATHENS…ONLY PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS ON SATURDAY NIGHT WAS US…YOU AND SCHULTZ SET US TECH FANS UP FOR THE KILL!!!!!!!!THAT NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN MIGHT BE BARNEY FIFE, WITH ONLY THE ONE BULLETT…WHY JUST 6 PEOPLE IN THE BOX WHEN THEIR BEST RECEIVER IS OUT AND THEY ARE RUNNING IT UP OUR RECTUMS…JUST SAYING….OBVIOUSLY PAUL HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH THE DEFENSE, ALTHOUGH I AM SURE HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THIS WEEK…THIS WILL BE PAUL’S DEFENSE THIS WEEK, SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT….
N.Sasquatch
November 30th, 2009
8:12 pm
Actually John Kinkaid is WRONG! Tiger should have take his SasQuatc h
Bob Horner had a sweet compact swing
November 30th, 2009
8:12 pm
Morning Wood …..everybody has a “hard on ” for Tiger….except me…
CPJ IS IN MARK BRADLEY'S PLAYCALLER'S HALL OF FAME
November 30th, 2009
8:13 pm
MARK,
FORGET TIGER…TELL US WHAT HAPPENED SATURDAY NIGHT!!! AS A TECH MAN, CAN JOHNSON NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE GEORGIA–GTECH GAME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME EVERY YEAR….YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY CLOSE TO HIM, PLEASE TELL HIM THIS AGAIN…BEEN THERE, DONE THAT—BUT HE’S BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT ONLY 1 STINKING TIME, AND BOY SHOULD IT HAVE HAPPENED AGAIN THIS YEAR….I THINK WITH HIS EXPLANATION EARLY IN THE WEEK ABOUT THIS NOT BEING THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE NEXT TWO, IT HAD THE EARMARKS OF THE BOWL GAME LAST YEAR WHEN HE LET UP ON THE PLAYERS AND DID NOT PREPARE THEM AND LSU TOOK US TO THE WOODSHED…2 WEEKS TO PREPARE…WE SHOULD KNOW TO NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THOSE DAMN DOGS…CAN’T FIND THE HEART TO HEAD OFF TO TAMPA…STILL IN A STUPOR OVER THIS ONE…BRADLEY, NEXT YEAR, DON’T GUARANTEE US A WIN LIKE YOU AND SCHULTZ DID THIS YEAR…DIDN’T KNOW THAT SPORTS REPORTING WAS SO ONE SIDED, TO CHIDE A TEAM WITH SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS AND THEIR COACHING STAFF AS UNDERACHIEVERS AND TRYING TO WHIP THEIR FOLLOWERS INTO A FRENZY WHILE NAMING A COACH LIKE PAUL THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN WHILE GIVING HIS HARD WORKING STAFF NO CREDIT AT ALL, AND HE IS YET TO WIN HIS 1ST TITLE AT TECH.. THIS LOSS WAS HEARTBREAKING, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU WROTE THE ARTICLE ABOUT COACH RICHT’S PROGRAM BEING IN FREEFALL AND ALL THE PROBLEMS IN ATHENS…ONLY PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS ON SATURDAY NIGHT WAS US…YOU AND SCHULTZ SET US TECH FANS UP FOR THE KILL!!!!!!!!THAT NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN MIGHT BE BARNEY FIFE, WITH ONLY THE ONE BULLETT…WHY JUST 6 PEOPLE IN THE BOX WHEN THEIR BEST RECEIVER IS OUT AND THEY ARE RUNNING IT UP OUR RECTUMS…JUST SAYING….OBVIOUSLY PAUL HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH THE DEFENSE, ALTHOUGH I AM SURE HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THIS WEEK…THIS WILL BE PAUL’S DEFENSE THIS WEEK, SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT….AND IF MY WIFE IS GOING TO HELP ME, HOPE SHE DOESN’T COME TO HELP ME WITH A 7 IRON….
Bob Horner had a sweet compact swing
November 30th, 2009
8:17 pm
Erin Andrews’ Landing Strip ……are you sure she doesn’t have a hairy muff…?????
Harry Mann
November 30th, 2009
8:18 pm
Actually,John Kinkaid is WRONG!He should have taken OL’ SasQuatch OUT OF THE BAG and put him behind the wheel.HIS “DRIVING” has always been what has gotten him in TROUBLE!!!!
Rick B
November 30th, 2009
8:23 pm
Jealously is an ugly thing.. Especially Southern White jealously of a man who is racially mixed.
I will say this about Tiger. I used to not care for him because I though he was arrogant and a little bit of a race baiter. He has kind of grown on me though. I have started to think that this guy is a fabulously talented athlete, who is very bright and articulate and overall a very classy guy.
He seems to be a good family man. He might have been messing around a little.. That’s might..
Pulling a little Arnie in his heyday… Arnie was known to have two on each side and one waiting and one at home.
Tiger deserves his privacy.. He will take a hit for this. He is a high character guy… It is time to move on.
Mark is right.
bobby
November 30th, 2009
8:23 pm
Who really cares? My opinion is that she was practicing her 7 Iron on his head both before and after the accident.
CPJ IS IN MARK BRADLEY'S FAVORITE COACH
November 30th, 2009
8:23 pm
MARK,
FORGET TIGER…TELL US WHAT HAPPENED SATURDAY NIGHT!!! AS A TECH MAN, CAN JOHNSON NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THE GEORGIA–GTECH GAME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME EVERY YEAR….YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY CLOSE TO HIM, PLEASE TELL HIM THIS AGAIN…BEEN THERE, DONE THAT—BUT HE’S BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT ONLY 1 STINKING TIME, AND BOY SHOULD IT HAVE HAPPENED AGAIN THIS YEAR FOR TIME #2….I THINK WITH HIS EXPLANATION EARLY IN THE WEEK ABOUT THIS NOT BEING THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE NEXT TWO, IT HAD THE EARMARKS OF THE BOWL GAME LAST YEAR WHEN HE LET UP ON THE PLAYERS AND DID NOT PREPARE THEM AND LSU TOOK US TO THE WOODSHED…2 WEEKS TO PREPARE…WE SHOULD KNOW TO NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THOSE DAMN DOGS…CAN’T FIND THE HEART TO HEAD OFF TO TAMPA…STILL IN A STUPOR OVER THIS ONE…BRADLEY, NEXT YEAR, DON’T GUARANTEE US A WIN LIKE YOU AND SCHULTZ DID THIS YEAR…DIDN’T KNOW THAT SPORTS REPORTING WAS SO ONE SIDED, TO CHIDE A TEAM WITH SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS AND THEIR COACHING STAFF AS UNDERACHIEVERS AND TRYING TO WHIP THEIR FOLLOWERS INTO A FRENZY TO FIRE SOME OF THE COACHES WHILE NAMING A COACH LIKE PAUL THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN WHILE GIVING HIS HARD WORKING STAFF NO CREDIT AT ALL, AND HE IS YET TO WIN HIS 1ST TITLE AT TECH.. THIS LOSS WAS HEARTBREAKING, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU WROTE THE ARTICLE ABOUT COACH RICHT’S PROGRAM BEING IN FREEFALL AND ALL THE PROBLEMS IN ATHENS…ONLY PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS ON SATURDAY NIGHT WAS US…YOU AND SCHULTZ SET US TECH FANS UP FOR THE KILL!!!!!!!!THAT NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN MIGHT BE BARNEY FIFE, WITH ONLY THE ONE BULLETT…WHY JUST 6 PEOPLE IN THE BOX WHEN THEIR BEST RECEIVER IS OUT AND THEY ARE RUNNING IT UP OUR RECTUMS…JUST SAYING….OBVIOUSLY PAUL HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH THE DEFENSE, ALTHOUGH I AM SURE HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THIS WEEK…THIS WILL BE PAUL’S DEFENSE THIS WEEK, SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT….AND IF MY WIFE IS GOING TO HELP ME, HOPE SHE DOESN’T COME TO HELP ME WITH A 7 IRON IN HER HANDS….
tiger
November 30th, 2009
8:30 pm
Where is Matt Choke when I need him…oh ya…still got his head up MV7s arse.
Mattie Lice
November 30th, 2009
8:35 pm
Hey guys, Im going to play hurt. Let me know when Vick leaves town.
Mattie Lice
November 30th, 2009
8:37 pm
Hey Mark, Thanks for keeping the spot light off me. Milk that tiger story til vick leave would you?
bugman
November 30th, 2009
8:40 pm
Ok Bradz,
Yesterday Mike Smith owed you info re: Matt Ryan and you found it “infuriating” (your word) that he wouldn’t answer your questions.
Today Tiger owes no one any info and he is well within his right (just like Smith is) to play dumb.
And in between the Paul Johnson craziness about the UGA – Tech game not being important in the scheme of things.
Have you eaten some bad Thanksgiving leftovers?
Brownies?
Sauteed special shrooms?
Extra helpings of Momma’s lil helper?
Another couple bizarro contradictory articles and you’ll be able to make a full circle.
Bob Horner had a sweet compact swing
November 30th, 2009
8:42 pm
Jealously is an ugly thing.. Especially Southern White jealously of a man who is racially mixed
I stopped reading after this……
Bob Horner had a sweet compact swing
November 30th, 2009
8:48 pm
bugman…are you BugKillers big brother..????
Larry Sullivan
November 30th, 2009
8:58 pm
Mr. Bradley, Right On! We have become to interested in what is none of our business. Thank you for your comments.
Rick B
November 30th, 2009
9:03 pm
Bob,
I read a couple of your posts but, like you, stopped because they really had no vaible content.
But you are right. If you don’t like you don’t have to read it.
woofn
November 30th, 2009
9:15 pm
wrong bradley,,,just as in any case like this the police need to find out if domestic abuse is involved here…Tiger needs to come out of hiding and speak the truth.tiger is no more above the law than anyone else…yes he can keep his life private, but when he’s put telling people in the world what clothes, cars etc to buy the peopel also have the right to know what’s up with this guy. as tiger has said he is embarrassed and it won’t happen again…in that sense i guess as you say he doesn’t need to say anymore.
Tiger Hood
November 30th, 2009
9:16 pm
if this was Phil Mikelson I bet you racists would not be griping.
boo hoo
November 30th, 2009
9:21 pm
Y’all are lame. I really could care less but to say he has the “right” to privacy over this particular matter is ludicrous. Once he decided to get in his car and leave his property his “right” to keep it out of the public eye flew out the window Sorry, tigger, that’s life in the fast lane. I think it’s common knowledge that if you are a celebrity you have to be smart enough, 100% of the time, to never put yourself in a situation like this. So sorry that the media is blowing this way out of proportion but this is America, the same America that enabled a net worth near 10 figures.
It’s funny that most golfers aren’t interested in trashy news stories so they want this shoved under the rug. This won’t in anyway shape my opinion of Tiger (wifey, now that’s a different story) but I won’t be crying for him or demanding that his right to privacy be respected. Is it solely because he plays golf that y’all are defending him? A-Rod, Kobe — screw them, they’re criminals. Tiger is a demi-god. ROFLMAO.
Happiness
November 30th, 2009
9:23 pm
I think Tiger wife whipped his butt and he is so embrassed. I think she’s a little bit ,out of control and jealous. All she needs to do is keep having babies then she she will get all his money, after all when you marry a nobody then you end up with a nobody. Looks are not everything thing, Tiger could have done better. It’s kinda of sad to be butt whipped.
Unhealthy obsession
November 30th, 2009
9:33 pm
Hi, Mark Bradley here. This is my new name regarding all things Tiger. If you are with me, then keep posting unrealistic ideas as to why Tiger is above the law. If you are against me, then please leave and go post in the food section blogs.
boo hoo
November 30th, 2009
9:39 pm
Oh, and L-DAWG, if you’re going to go incognito, you may want to turn the caps lock off.
You need to figure out a way to release some tension, man. Deep breaths….deep breaths….
TeeBerry
November 30th, 2009
9:39 pm
Dang. I can’t believe I’m agreeing with Mark Bradley. He is absolutely right. Tiger should tell the “public” to shove off. It is absolutely noone’s business other than TW and the Mrs.
These doofus lawyers on television want him to “come clean”. Screw them.
Rick B
November 30th, 2009
9:41 pm
I read above the negative tone and general negative feeling toward Tiger Woods. Why?
The guy plays golf very well, earns his money and fame, is a private charitable guy who is not a showboat and dresses very conservatively.
He is a great guy. Very bright. Ryder Cup player. A clean cut All-American guy. What else could you want from a VERY high profile Athlete?
This is why in the long run this is not a big deal.
As far as racism.. I grew up in Georgia and my family is from rural Georgia for many years. Many rural Southern folks are embarrasingly racist and don’t even know it. Many in my family to start with.
A dislike and distrust for African Americans still drives the opinions of MANY Southern whites. MANY folks will never see a black man as an equal. That is what my original comment was about. Tiger was and in many cases is a threat to the status quo Southern view of many people of color.
I am a White Southener and like Tiger very much. He needs to move on from this in s hurry by making amends with his beautiful wife and family and get a new car and 7 iron and fire hydrant,
Nativebird
November 30th, 2009
9:43 pm
Wouldn’t just love to see that domestic incident on “Cops”! Tiger answering the door of his mansion with his spaghetti stained wife beater tshirt on, and a swollen scratched face. Priceless.
Bo Williams
November 30th, 2009
9:48 pm
No El Tigr doesn’t have to tell us anything. And, regardless of what he might say, contrary to my earlier respect for him as a seemingly person of character, it is now on the level of respect that I have for Charles Barkely, Michael Jordan, Lawrence Taylor, et al. I.E., I acknowledge their athletic skills, but in terms of character, which is a more important quality, Tigr and they are simply common. I’m not condemning them, but they are simply common. And he considered to be a spokesman for anything extending beyond the links.
Paul in RDU
November 30th, 2009
9:52 pm
boo hoo
November 30th, 2009
9:21 pm
Y’all are lame. I really could care less but to say he has the “right” to privacy over this particular matter is ludicrous. Once he decided to get in his car and leave his property his “right” to keep it out of the public eye flew out the window
So boo hoo – you are basically saying that if you are a “celebrity” you relinquish all right to privacy?
Paul in RDU
November 30th, 2009
10:00 pm
TeeBerry
It shouldn’t be lawyers on TV who want Tiger to come clean – it’s the PR folks. Lawyers will always tell their clients to forget about PR, cover your butt and don’t say anything. PR folks are the other way around – “you have to say something to protect your image”, etc.
“Talking heads” and other “experts” on TV are looking for a story.
Tiger has PR problems with this (not to mention marital problems) but I’d be surprised if he has any legal problems.
boo hoo
November 30th, 2009
10:10 pm
Not at all, Paul. Privacy exists in the comfort of your own home, or on an encrypted website, or in a bathroom stall with the door closed. For most people, other than extreme definitions within our legal system, that’s the only time when we actually have a “right” to privacy.
That said, I think we may be arguing different points. I don’t think he should be forced to say anything publicly, and if that is exercising his “right’ to privacy, then so be it. But to hear people say this is a non-story and that Tiger should get a free pass because he’s Tiger, and as Rick B so eloquently stated “dresses very conservatively. He is a great guy. Very bright. Ryder Cup player. A clean cut All-American guy.” I think that is a crock. He has just as much responsibility to his fellow citizens in Orlando as anyone else. Getting in the car was his decision and it was a bad one. He should be subject to the same scrutiny as anyone else, and tenfold as it applies to celebrities.
SC Ace
November 30th, 2009
10:14 pm
I couldn’t agree with you more, MB. The whole thing is a shame.
It was almost humorous to watch the sensationalizing of this story when it first dropped. And so it goes. No offense, but a lot of folks in your business would love to keep beating this horse to drive ratings…
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
10:18 pm
Come on…Tiger was just looking for relief from the cartpath(road)….
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
10:19 pm
ok…ok…maybe Tiger was just trying to “improve his lie”
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
10:20 pm
Tiger, would you like a mulligan on this whole deal?
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
10:21 pm
I get it…Tiger drove one way out of bounds and now he must face a penalty “stroke”…
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
10:25 pm
Tiger, did you at least score with the other chick or did you have a faulty putter?
You might want to try some of that male enhancement stuff they advertise during golf tournaments…you know….the one with the 2 bathtubs sitting way out in the middle of the woods(no pun intended)…
boo hoo
November 30th, 2009
10:26 pm
How can you call this a dead horse already? We don’t even know what happened. And the suspense that everyone was left with is doing nothing but create more intrigue.
OK, golfers — if this was John Daly and his flavor of the week bashed out his rear window after a spat and he sped off down the driveway and crashed into a tree in the neighbor’s yard — what right to privacy should John Daly have? Would you afford the same amount of leeway to Daly? The difference being that everyone knows John Daly was drunk — somehow the authorities are convinced that alcohol was not a factor in Saint Tiger’s mishap. But, I am Tiger’s age, and I can’t remember the last time I was awake and sober at 2:30 a.m. Perhaps he ordered decaf after dinner and he was mistakenly given the caffeinated variety?
Mikey
November 30th, 2009
10:28 pm
Elin to Tiger “No Tiger, that is not the kind of threesome I meant when I asked you how it went down under( we wont even go there )”
Erin Andrews' Landing Strip
November 30th, 2009
10:34 pm
Of course the other reason Tiger may have run into the fire hydrant and tree is that his mother is Asian.