Live from the Joke by Coke, and the Evil Genius = hope

The ideal Christmas for a Dawg fan? Here you go. (Photo by M. Bradley)

The ideal Christmas gift for a Dawg fan? Not this. (Photo by M. Bradley)

Understand: In my entire life, I have never thought of Bobby Dodd Stadium as the Joke by Coke, but seeing as how I’m tasked with chatting live tonight from a Georgia perspective I thought I’d get in the spirit. But that, I should report, is where it ends. No cracks about John DUI-berry. Or Reggie Ball. (Well, maybe only one or two.) Everything else will be straight down the middle. Fair and balanced, as we say here at Fox News.

And we at Fox News have learned that the Ol’ Ball Coach doubled the score on young Dabo of Swinney, which has the effect of doing two things near and dear to Georgia fans’ hearts. First, it devalues the ACC title game, in which the North Avenue Trade School — sorry, couldn’t t resist just one more — will take part, and it also offers further proof that the ACC isn’t exactly a fortress of a league.

South Carolina entered having lost five of 11 games, same as Georgia. South Carolina had lost to Georgia by four points on Sept. 12, two days after Georgia Tech beat Clemson by three. So comparative scores were pretty close. (Not that comparative scores tell us much, but hear me out.) And today the Evil Genius whipped his in-state rival 34-17.

Can it happen in another state championship game? Honesty compels me to say I don’t think so, but I’ve been wrong about this game twice in the past three years. I figured Tech would handle Georgia in 2006 given that the Jackets were ranked and headed for the ACC title tilt — sound familiar — and the Bulldogs had needed an upset of Auburn just to get to 7-4. And I figured Georgia would still be too much for the Jackets were — for a half. Then things changed.

I see Georgia scoring some points on Tech. I see Tech scoring a lot more on Georgia. I’ve been saying 42-27 for two weeks, and yesterday I asked you kind folks for your thoughts on the matter. At last check, the semi-consensus among respondents was that the Jackets would win big or Georgia would win close. I’d bet on the latter if I bet. Which I do not. So feel free to disregard my gambling advice.

Please also feel free to join us as we discuss the game from a Georgia angle tonight. I’ll be here until it ends, which I figure will be at 11:29 p.m. EST. And it had better be. My print deadline is 11:30. But that’s problem, not yours. And I look forward to your company on what promises to be an intriguing night.

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Larrysmydawg

November 28th, 2009
11:44 pm

Jacket LAWYER — Wher are you now??? Mouth of the south!!!!!!!!!!! Things back in order we own your sorry as___!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAWGS are bug squashers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please

November 28th, 2009
11:44 pm

Saint Simons – this ones for you 30-24 ha ha ha, the acc was exposed today the 2 teams playing for the championship got beat at home by 6-5 teams ha ha ha. Mark you have been on Richt all year about coaching how did you like Paul Johnson’s today? God bless an Go Ga Dawgs

Bullfrog

November 28th, 2009
11:44 pm

What team was that that we just spanked running a high school offense? Damn they’re a bunch of fags. They probably have fans who use names like St. Simons, ramble on, yellow fuzz, etc…Fags the whole lot of them.

Rushing Yards

November 28th, 2009
11:44 pm

400+/- yards rushing!!! That’s domination. ACC is still 2nd rate. Sorry to ruin your championship game in Jax. Clemson and GT are not in the same league as UGA and SC.

bugsquacher

November 28th, 2009
11:44 pm

I CANT WAIT TO READ BRADLEY’S ARTICLE…..IM SURE THERE WAS SOME REASON OTHER THAN GEORGIA WAS THE BETTER TEAM TONIGHT….

WTHwasthat

November 28th, 2009
11:44 pm

OH YEAH!!!!!! Where are all the fat mouthed Techies at?

godawgs

November 28th, 2009
11:44 pm

Well, it looks like all the “IF”’s worked out.

Georgia ran the ball EXTREMELY well, Ealey AND King averaged 9.2 ypc, Ealey FINALLY got 20 touches, and ran for 183 yards. King looked strong on the big burst play, had a fumble, made up for it with the big run and the 166 yards.

Cox had a nice game–130 passer rating, no turnovers.

Bobo called an excellent 1st half, he almost let them come back with all those pass plays in the 2nd half, and the poor 2nd half red zone execution, but it it worked out.

Willie didn’t give up a 100 yard rusher again, no one went over 50 yars. Willie’s D got 2 turnovers, a fumble, we got a lead and forced them to pass, which Tech can’t do, and then we got a 2nd turnover. Willie dared them to beat us passing, and they couldn’t do it.

Richt shouldn’t have gone for the 55 yard field goal, I’d like to have seen a zone run or fake field goal. That call ALMOST cost us the game.

Tech was exposed for being a 1 trick pony offense and having imbalance.

We also controlled clock well, especially 1st half.

barry peavy

November 28th, 2009
11:45 pm

Front Page title for tomorrow: DAWGS WIN ACC!!!!!!

Bulldog34

November 28th, 2009
11:45 pm

NEWS FLASH: The ACC championship game will be played in Tampa next week between UGA and USC. Tech and Clemson will play in Shreveport for the consulation game.

And to St. Simons…….30 to 24 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! We’ll b!tch slap youagain next year too.

bees suck

November 28th, 2009
11:45 pm

30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LESD

November 28th, 2009
11:45 pm

Tech is soft. Tech will always be soft.

adam mullis

November 28th, 2009
11:45 pm

ST SIMONS-60-37 SERIED LEAD…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ab

November 28th, 2009
11:45 pm

Yeah looking ahead to Clemson? Whoohoo!

CPJ Coach of Year

November 28th, 2009
11:45 pm

Let CPJ go to ND and run their program into the ground. Why would any recruit want to come to GATech and play for a second rate program.

GA ran all over us tonight in a pro style offense….when they get an actual quarterback, Tech will never win again.

FIRE PAUL JOHNSON NOW!!!!!

Loran, Whatayagot?

November 28th, 2009
11:45 pm

Mark, I want to hear some more about Paul Johnson being a better coach than Mark Richt. He just took Johnson to the woodshed, and beat him at his own game. I realize there are still plenty of problems to solve at UGA, but this was a head to head meeting. This was the most accurate assessment of their respective coaching abilities.Richt came out the victor.

MiamiDawg

November 28th, 2009
11:46 pm

Well, the insects got beat by Martinez, Bobo, and Cox and at 7 and 5 we won the ACC. Not a bad night. Would be even better if we got to say goodbye to all three of them.

The Grinch

November 28th, 2009
11:46 pm

Dwyer and Jones? Who are they?

I’ll take Ealey and King anyday.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Rushing Yards

November 28th, 2009
11:46 pm

UGA and USC are middle of the pack in the SEC. They would dominate the ACC.

bugsquacher

November 28th, 2009
11:46 pm

TECH…….SHUT THE f UP!

bees suck

November 28th, 2009
11:46 pm

ACC is pathetic. Two middle class SEC teams destroy the top 2 acc teams. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

St. Simon's Daddy

November 28th, 2009
11:46 pm

In all seriousness. Let us look at the big picture. The AJC and local media have gone crazy with their love fest over Tech. They have berated the Dogs all year long. MB and Schultz know nothing about sports and have spewed venom over our Dogs all year long. The great Paul Johnson got outocached. The UGA offensive line dominated the game. My grandmother could have run thru some of the holes. UGA has it worst team in a decade and still can beat Tech in their own back yard. As Dawg fans we have been abused for a year by Tech fans and the press. Payback is hell. M, RambleOn and St. Simons you have yet to see anything. This next year is going to living hell. I urge every UGA fan to write on every blog of the AJC and lets give these Nerds the hell they deserve.
GO DAWGS

Super Dog

November 28th, 2009
11:46 pm

SAINT SIMONS YELLOW DORK

WHERE ARE YOU

OH THATS RIGHT YOUR OUTSIDE BUBBA DUMP STADIUM USING YOUR JANITORIAL ENGINEERING DEGREES PICKING UP UGA VII BROTHER’S DOO DOO

St. Simmons

November 28th, 2009
11:46 pm

we won the game uga just cheated… those dirtbags

LESD

November 28th, 2009
11:47 pm

I guess the Tech fans are off somewhere crying in their Shirley Temples.

St. Simmons

November 28th, 2009
11:47 pm

uga cheated… those dirtbags paid the refs

turd hater

November 28th, 2009
11:47 pm

ACC is a joke, enough said. Play a real schedule

bugsquacher

November 28th, 2009
11:47 pm

30-24……HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH,,, Hey were is Pi$$onadawg?

WTHwasthat

November 28th, 2009
11:47 pm

South Carolina and Georgia are below average SEC teams. Georgia Tech and Clemson will play for the ACC championship. Not even Mama’s gonna be very proud if you bring home that trophy

Jimmy

November 28th, 2009
11:47 pm

COWARDS
Ramble On
Yellow Fuzz
Saint Simons
JERKS

Tim

November 28th, 2009
11:47 pm

Let the BIG DAWG eat!!!! Roasted Yellow Jackets….

gatorhator

November 28th, 2009
11:47 pm

acc needs to play mc neese st., montana, fordham, and the likes whole division minus va tech and miami is useless to fbs

bugsquacher

November 28th, 2009
11:48 pm

just goes to show how the SEC dominates over the ACC

bees suck

November 28th, 2009
11:48 pm

ACC is pathetic. Two mid to lower SEC teams destroy the top two teams in ACC.

THWGT

November 28th, 2009
11:48 pm

Nerds! That’s all you got comming off a bye week? 7th in the BCS, over rated!

St. Simon's Daddy

November 28th, 2009
11:48 pm

In all seriousness. Let us look at the big picture. The AJC and local media have gone crazy with their love fest over Tech. They have berated the Dogs all year long. MB and Schultz know nothing about sports and have spewed venom over our Dogs all year long. The great Paul Johnson got outocached. The UGA offensive line dominated the game. My grandmother could have run thru some of the holes. UGA has it worst team in a decade and still can beat Tech in their own back yard. As Dawg fans we have been abused for a year by Tech fans and the press. Payback is hell. M, RambleOn and St. Simons you have yet to see anything. This next year is going to be living hell. I urge every UGA fan to write on every blog of the AJC and lets give these Nerds the hell they deserve.
GO DAWGS

Super Dog

November 28th, 2009
11:48 pm

ST SIMONS YELLOW DORK

WE WON WE WON WE SHOT THE BB GUN

YOU LOST YOU LOST YOU EAT TOMATO SAUCE

chracquet

November 28th, 2009
11:49 pm

any news on coach willie now?

bugsquacher

November 28th, 2009
11:49 pm

the big dawg has eaten…. bug guts left all over the field…. heck I heard after the 1st quarter they had to talk techs quarterback into going back into the game, he saw early that they were going to lose….

lazedog

November 28th, 2009
11:49 pm

Jackets: Congratulations on a fine season — 10-2…..Wow! Good luck the rest of the way.

By the way, I suggest you run right upstairs and clean your rooms, cuz YOUR DADDY JUST CAME BACK HOME.

go dogs

fear Russ

gary

November 28th, 2009
11:49 pm

Mark: Even if your next column is a classic, it won’t be enough.

RedAndBlack

November 28th, 2009
11:50 pm

WHERE ARE THE TECH FANS??? WOOOHOOOOO??? WHERE ARE YOU BUGS????
30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
30-24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Larrysmydawg

November 28th, 2009
11:50 pm

Guess jacket Lawyer had to run to make his shift at the Qwik Mart
30-24 DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!.

DawgRock

November 28th, 2009
11:50 pm

Great game. Great rivalry. We love Coach Richt. We love Russ. Go Dawgs.

DawgByte

November 28th, 2009
11:50 pm

Order has been restored! Georgia is now 8 out of 9 this decade. Tech sucks and that’s all that matters.

bugsquacher

November 28th, 2009
11:50 pm

hey where are all the tech fans? just as I thought, they are chicken $hit….

PAUL HAS A SMALL JOHNSON

November 28th, 2009
11:50 pm

I LOST MY MANHOOD TONIGHT

BECAUSE I GOT BEAT BY THE WORST D COORDINATOR IN THE NATION

yogi2

November 28th, 2009
11:51 pm

Great victory. i hope willie and bobo are fired anyway

bees suck

November 28th, 2009
11:51 pm

30-24 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bill

November 28th, 2009
11:51 pm

Yes its a shame CMR couldn’t get U dogs ready to play anyone else. This made your SEASON….the only thing U got to brag on. Bless you & Congrad to Team.

PAUL HAS A SMALL JOHNSON

November 28th, 2009
11:51 pm

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