A robotic Uga as programmed by mad scientists at Tech
Deep within the catacombs of the Arthur B. Edge Center on the campus of the Georgia Institute of Technology, a team of scientists works feverishly on an endeavor so secret its code name — Operation ‘Droid Dawg– cannot be breathed under pain of banishment from the breakfast table at the Silver Skillet diner. It has taken decades for the project to reach this critical stage, and there were times when its originator believed it would never move beyond the blackboard.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” says the scientist in question, Prof. George P. Burdell, “we are but months from sweet fruition. We have the financing. We have the political leverage. What we need now are the devious touches that will make our animatronic bulldog the most effective faux animal weapon since the Trojan horse.”
“What if,” offers Simon Bar Sinister, doctor of robotics, “we program it to do everything a normal mascot would do, right up until the point he runs on the field and sees Lane Kiffin. And then, via remote control, we command him to turn that sweater inside out so he’s wearing not red but orange.”
“Good one, Bar Sinister,” Burdell says. “Anything else?”
“Here’s something.” This from Dr. Jack Stapleton, long the go-to guy when it comes to training dogs for nefarious purposes. (Google his name.) “We make it so our creation charges out of the tunnel in Jacksonville, and when he reaches midfield he stops, raises up on his hind legs and does the Gator Chomp with his front paws.”
Burdell nods. “I especially like that,” he says. “But we need something truly devious for the game two days after Thanksgiving.”
“I believe I have it,” says Velma Dinkley, a veterinarian who drives a peculiar flowered van. “Our side leads by four points. Aaron Murray throws long. A.J. Green catches the ball and breaks away for what seems the winning score. And my associate Shaggy whispers in Uga 8.0’s ear, ‘Go get him.’ Our creation dashes onto the turf and drags down Green at the 2-yard-line as time expires. Georgia Tech wins. We are triumphant.”
“Splendid, Dr. Dinkley,” Burdell says. “Simply splendid. And with that, we’re ready for the prototyping. Any questions?”
“Just one,” Bar Sinister pipes up. “Tell me again how we got PETA to propose this notion of having a robot mascot to the folks at UGA in the first place.”
Burdell: “I just thought of the stupidest thing I could imagine, and PETA said, ‘That’s a great idea.’ And their shrill lobbyists went to work, and finally Michael Adams said to Damon Evans, ‘Do whatever it takes, but make these loons go away.’
“And now we’re adjourned. Chili dogs — let PETA protest that! – at The Varsity on me!”
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TechAE 2011
November 24th, 2009
4:02 pm
first
MattyB
November 24th, 2009
4:04 pm
Alright! Who squealed?
President Obama
November 24th, 2009
4:04 pm
Where my teleprompter AT ??
Curious George
November 24th, 2009
4:07 pm
As UGA has already now done, will “Freddie Falcon” also take the easy way out by guzzling a gallon of anti-freeze just to not have to watch the rest of his team’s miserable 2009 season?
he was a good dawg
November 24th, 2009
4:07 pm
We should also switch to robotic football players. People are animals too
buzz29
November 24th, 2009
4:09 pm
Seventh! Almost in the money.
George P. Burdell
November 24th, 2009
4:10 pm
I think Tech and Georgia fans can pretty well agree that PETA has no business suggesting Uga be replaced. Makes me want to go out and have a big steak dinner to honor Buzz, Uga, and the continuation on Saturday of the rivalry.
Chokie Chokerton
November 24th, 2009
4:11 pm
[Here’s something. This from Dr. Jack Stapleton, long the go-to guy when it comes to training dogs for nefarious purposes.]
When did he displace Mike Vick training dogs for nefarious purposes?
Just askin’
HUH
November 24th, 2009
4:12 pm
“Two weeks after Thanksgiving”…should be “Two Days”…correct?
GT David
November 24th, 2009
4:17 pm
Too funny. PETA makes me delight in fishing, hunting, wearing fur (though never dog) and eating meat. Rejoice, George P. The rivalry lives. THWG
GT-EE-'93
November 24th, 2009
4:19 pm
Mark,
You’ve either lost your mind, or started the holiday juice early.
Talk about “Barking Madly”.
Worm
November 24th, 2009
4:19 pm
Actually, MB a Dawg grad “invented” Buzz..Mike Lester
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
4:21 pm
UGA VIII will be All DAWG and and English White Bulldog. As it should be. This Tech fan would have no other way.
Mark Bradley
November 24th, 2009
4:23 pm
I did not know that, Worm.
AndyC
November 24th, 2009
4:23 pm
Tech and UGA fans agree on something?!? Blasphemy! The end times are here!
El Hater
November 24th, 2009
4:24 pm
I wish ALPO was made from 100% PETA Members.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
4:24 pm
UGA VII will be ALL DAWG. He will be an English all White Bulldog. This is as it should be, and this Tech fan would have it no other way. If i urinated on a robot dawg I mught get shocked like urinating through an electric fence. Not good for me or the Robo Dawg
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
4:26 pm
Sorry for the double post I thought it got lost the first time.
Gen Neyland
November 24th, 2009
4:32 pm
Did I fall down a rabbit hole and land in a sports version of Dragon*Con..? Musta been the mushrooms I had at lunch from the diner on 10th ST.
Jimmy
November 24th, 2009
4:32 pm
Georgia’s players should be replaced with robots. The robots would be smarter for sure (and definitely have drivers licenses). The robots could be trained to not commit so many penalties, play legit defense, not fumble inside the 5 yard line, etc.
Ph.D. of Pigskinology
November 24th, 2009
4:33 pm
The University should refer the PETA clowns to Hootie Johnson over at Augusta National Golf Club…he could explain the facts of life to them…ask the ladies from NOW!
"Chef" Tim Dix
November 24th, 2009
4:37 pm
PETA is so irrelevant in a civilized society.
Ph.D. of Pigskinology
November 24th, 2009
4:38 pm
Message to the PETA political correctness loons…
You can have everything else, but leave the sports mascots alone…didn’t you guys learn anything from the Native American people and their drive to get rid of the Redskins, Braves, Indians, Seminoles, etc.?
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
4:40 pm
I’m jealous. I need to invent an organization and have people from around the world donate thousands and thousands of dollars to the cause.
Come on folks, a little help here.
"Chef" Tim Dix
November 24th, 2009
4:43 pm
BTW PETA, please tell the “Chef” the ethical way I should use to “expire” the turkey I’ll be preparing on Thursday.
Damon
November 24th, 2009
4:44 pm
What’s the point of this blog?
wrong team
November 24th, 2009
4:47 pm
I think PETA needs to take a looks at the USC roosters. (blog won take the gamec____) It is fine to have birds and animals as your team mascot but not when it promotes illegal rooster fighting until one of them drops dead. You have heard of the curse of the chicken well this is why.
Kim Z's Package
November 24th, 2009
4:49 pm
45ACP lets do an organigation for “NO SPANDEX for FAT CHICKS” I know we can make some money on that. We also need to do an organization “Chubby Chasers”. We will have it all covered.
Lakeisha Twanisha
November 24th, 2009
4:50 pm
A Gator can live 50 years or more so I think UGA should get one of those. Brantley to Omarius Hines…………………..Touchdown.
reebok
November 24th, 2009
4:51 pm
…still, if you could arm the mechanical dog with a laser to vaporize the war eagle…hmmm…
Nick Papagorgio
November 24th, 2009
4:51 pm
Is anyone hoping PETA will read these rants? In a sports blog?
Not likely. Kudos for the article though, slow day?
U-no
November 24th, 2009
4:53 pm
I am a staunch GT fan, but this whole idea of a robot Pup is absolutely ridiculous! Replacing the dog with a human as a costumed mascot is stupid as well. PETA is one of the most obnoxious, irritating, and left-wing nutcase extreme groups on the planet. UGA VII was one well taken care of pup, other dogs should have it so good. This whole idea is absurd, assinine, and pointless.
Now, where is that steak sauce, I smell those T-bones cooking!
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
4:53 pm
45ACP we can start an organization “No Spandex for Fat Chicks”. We can then start “Chubby Chasers”. We will cover bothsides. We will be RICH RICH RICH.
dd
November 24th, 2009
4:54 pm
Yes, slow day?
go tech
November 24th, 2009
4:55 pm
Dear Mark,
Thank you for checking in.
Signed,
The Room with Padded Walls
Ph.D. of Pigskinology
November 24th, 2009
4:55 pm
Feed the PETA spokesperson to the Florida Gator…
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
4:55 pm
Try a PARROT they live for 50-70 years. I will tell you can BITE hard too. You can play margirettaville and sevre shots to fans on the way into the stadiud. The Dawg Fans will buy into that for sure.
TML
November 24th, 2009
4:56 pm
People Eating Tasty Animals must love tweaking the media, else they wouldn’t put out the stupid stuff that they do (and I’m a Jacket through and through). Funny column, MB. Even funnier when we whup the Muttlanders to the point that they wish they had an U[sic]GAbot.
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U-no
November 24th, 2009
4:56 pm
This whole idea is assinine! PETA is about as kooky as you can get. They have no business even sticking their vegetarian noses into this deal. UGA VII was one pampered dog… other pups should have had it even half as good as he. No robots, no costumes, only the real deal pup will ever do. And, I’m not even a UGA fan.
Now, where is that steak sauce… I smell those t-bone cooking!
U-no
November 24th, 2009
4:56 pm
This whole idea is assinine! PETA is about as kooky as you can get. They have no business even sticking their vegetarian noses into this deal. UGA VII was one pampered dog… other pups should have had it even half as good as he. No robots, no costumes, only the real deal pup will ever do. And, I’m not even a UGA fan.
Now, where is that steak sauce… I smell those t-bone cooking!
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
4:57 pm
I haven’t even had any JACK and I still cant type. I hope you do understand my last post. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Simon Bar Sinister
November 24th, 2009
4:57 pm
I will rule the world!
Allen
November 24th, 2009
4:57 pm
Maybe a robot should replace the UGA coaching staff so the players can get some technique and discipline.
Simon Bar Sinister
November 24th, 2009
5:02 pm
Enter your comments here
Simon Bar Sinister
November 24th, 2009
5:03 pm
I am Simon Bar Sinister, and I shall rule the world!
Simon Bar Sinister
November 24th, 2009
5:03 pm
stupid internets.
fitzgerald
November 24th, 2009
5:05 pm
45th……..I think.
WHY DO MUTTS BARK?CAUSE BUMBLE BEES STING
November 24th, 2009
5:06 pm
THANK YOU PETA! NOW YOU CAN LEAVE MIKE VICK ALONE AND GO AFTER THE MUTTS,BECAUSE THEIR TEAM JUST KILLED THEIR MASCOT!
WW
November 24th, 2009
5:08 pm
Mark, you were supposed to wait until Christmas to open that?
WW
November 24th, 2009
5:09 pm
Ignor the “?”
mcdaviddawg
November 24th, 2009
5:16 pm
PETA can go to hell, one of the countries worst organizations.
Tom
November 24th, 2009
5:17 pm
PETA will be happy to learn that I have designed a robotic bulldog that looks so lifelike nobody will be able to tell the difference.
The trick was covering it with baby seal fur.
Tech75
November 24th, 2009
5:20 pm
I remember sitting in the student section in 1970 when we played Tennessee….and Smokey took a dump.
The Tech cheerleaders found a shovel and delivered it to the Tennessee cheerleaders, who had to clean it up.
Hilarious. So…when Robot Dog squats… he drops batteries or something? LOL
Ph.D. of Pigskinology
November 24th, 2009
5:23 pm
…or maybe drop the PETA guy in the deep fryer at the Varsity, then grind him up and put him in the chili…nobody would ever know the difference…
RAMBLE ON!!!
November 24th, 2009
5:29 pm
Hopefully Peta will not be tuning into Saturday nights game.
There will be bulldog blood, spread all over Grant Field.
Kim
November 24th, 2009
5:30 pm
PETA tried to get University of North Alabama to get rid of their live lions. Their protest outside the lion habitat lasted one day. My brother said something about rednecks with shotguns surrounding the PETA idiots. PETA left and have never come back. I’d have given anything to have seen that!
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
5:30 pm
I got it!
The organization will be named POAD, People Of All Diversity.
Just have feelings and sympathy for everyone and make thousands of dollars!
GT For You And Me
November 24th, 2009
5:30 pm
Christmas comes Saturday. Don’t it? Wrap up as many dogs as you can and give them to the poor GA fans in the stands……
Ph.D. of Pigskinology
November 24th, 2009
5:32 pm
…notice all the PETA people are skinnier than North Korean political prisoners…check it out the next time you see one on TV…I’m just saying…
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
5:32 pm
Who let the (robot) dogs out?
Jerry Seinfeld
November 24th, 2009
5:37 pm
Come onnnn UGA, get with the program!!! THWG!!
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
5:38 pm
I’m having cow for dinner…and I’m excited about it….I’m 20 lbs over weight…and I don’t care…PETA what a joke
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
5:42 pm
Jerry…..what program?
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
5:43 pm
45 Ican live with that, but I want the chubbie chasers so I can get the photos of the chicks
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
5:43 pm
Mark, did you see my PETA limerick on the other blog?
Leedawg
November 24th, 2009
5:47 pm
You really are a freakin’ idiot, Bradley.
Starring Kam Fong as Chin Ho
November 24th, 2009
5:50 pm
Tom, I used polar bear fur, a little shaggy yet very bulldawg like………and it’s steaks tasted a lot like chicken
AMG
November 24th, 2009
5:50 pm
Hey PETA from the words of UGA VII ghost…..bite me!
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
5:54 pm
I am taking up a collection to have twenty Papa Johns Meat Lovers Pizzas delivered to the headquarters of PETA in honor of their wonderful idea and our clinching the Pizza bowl. Anybody want in?
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
5:54 pm
POAD – of course you will get a percentage of the take.
Bawney Fwank
November 24th, 2009
5:55 pm
Intelligent sports fans whether they be Dawgs, Gators, War Eagles, etc. should get the word out that contributing to PETA, The Humane Society of the United States, and like scam groups does nothing to save pets and wild animal habitat. Their goal (besides personal enrichment)is to do away with all uses of animals, for food, recreation (hunting and fishing), research and even pets. All the while local animal shelters are closing due to lack of funding because stupid fools send tens of millions of dollars a year to groups like PETA.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
5:55 pm
People if you respond then that is what it is all about. Mark Bradley you have to love UGA/GT fans that yell at you on you page. I thought we were SMART HAHHAHAHAHAHA.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
5:57 pm
there once was a group called PETA
that didnt take time to meetya
vegetarians all of them
no meat on a whim
no cows in a cage
anemia’s all the rage
our dog their now trying to cheata
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
5:58 pm
CUZ Baylie was tooooo Cute as the princess, but the Kicks(black & white sneakers) make the photo. You must really be a great dad to driver around for Halloween like that.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
5:59 pm
hey PETA, i’m having my cat for dinner. willie
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
6:01 pm
Willie You know when a FRAT invites the Ugly girl to the party and she feel like she fits in? Well, Willie you are the cat and the UGA alumni are having you for dinner.
Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
6:02 pm
Cuz – Don’t forget anchovies on the pizza – can’t forget the fishes
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
6:02 pm
Give some time to work out the chubbie chasers idea.
I believe it will work.
UGASlobberknocker
November 24th, 2009
6:05 pm
PETA—-People Eating Tasty Animals
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
6:06 pm
Please make your checks payable to POAD.
PETA is so 90’s.
POAD is the new, hip, cool group to join.
Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
6:07 pm
willie – Glad to see you posting your poetry.
As a reward, here is some secret video that can help you with your gameplan for Saturday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSR3Y-yl1iQ
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:07 pm
pi$$, why would you give a flip?
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
6:07 pm
Have seen women in the SOUTH after the age of 35? Chubby Chasers will work. Just include pics of the girls with a chicken lef and Mash Patatos and gravy. We will be RICH RICH RICH I swear.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
6:08 pm
Sorry Chicken LEG
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:08 pm
i can hear it now: richt’s robots!
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:10 pm
paul, i took a look. peta’s not going to like wes durham having that cow in his pants.
best, willie
UGASlobberknocker
November 24th, 2009
6:10 pm
Please dont have Techies design our new robot mascot..they will pattern it in their image..so the poor dog/robot will never breed since he will never have a date.
Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
6:11 pm
ROFL
Ph.D. of Pigskinology
November 24th, 2009
6:13 pm
Hel*, send the PETA people on a field trip to investigate the polar bears or something, we got ourselves a damm football game here…
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
6:13 pm
45 you are killing me Thanks for the help You are now the Dir. of marketing of POAD
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:14 pm
paul, i know defenses. rofl?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:16 pm
funny thing most people dont believe i’m really willie.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
6:17 pm
WES is buitl for TV from the DESK UP, BUTT when you see him in all of his GLORY he should be my poster BOY for Chubbie Chasers for the ladies. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jim Fuller
November 24th, 2009
6:19 pm
If the robotic UGA was designed by a Tech scientist, we know it would not work!!!!!!
Satire writer wannabe
November 24th, 2009
6:19 pm
RULING REVERSED!
POLAR BEARS CREATE CAMPAIGN UPROAR!
Washington, D.C.
-AP
In a surprise announcement today, U. S. Government spokesman Dimmitt Bumdas disclosed that the Department of the Interior has removed polar bears from the Endangered Species List. The move amounted to a reversal of action taken by the Department just days ago.
A somewhat sheepish Mr. Bumdas announced that “the whole thing was just a geographical oversight”. Questioned further by reporters, Mr. Bumdas stated that “the reduced number of bears recently observed in the Artic region apparently came as a result of a large number of the bears having stowed away in the cargo hold of a Carnival Cruise Lines vessel and traveling to the Yucatan peninsula of Mexico, where the creatures were discovered lounging on area beaches, slurping pina coladas, and raiding local fish markets”.
Bumdas called the behavior of the bears “perplexing and inexplicable”.
The Department of Interior spokesman then surprised those in attendance by proclaiming the need for a new federally funded program to “correct this disturbing problem”.
Interior is calling for the program, estimated to cost some $500 trillion dollars over the next fifteen years, in order to corral the vacationing bears and return them to the Artic ice floes “where they are supposed to be”, according to Bumdas.
The plan includes, the spokesman said, a re-education component wherein polar bears will be taught by federal bear instructors to believe that “grouper and red snapper DO NOT taste just as good as salmon and seals”, and that “the idea that summering in the Yucatan is preferable to clambering about frigid Bering Sea ice floes is, well, simply misguided”.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:20 pm
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
You’re wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
I’ve got a secret I’ve been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised
I’m just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive
I’m not a robot without emotions-I’m not what you see
I’ve come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I’m not a hero, I’m not a saviour, forget what you know
I’m just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control
I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem’s plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity…
I’m Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
THWG
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:20 pm
there once was a school called tech
whose mascot was just a wreck
then johnson left
with all of his heft
just who gives a heck
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
6:23 pm
Can someone tell me why Vegas only likes GT -8 pts against the dawgs Sat…..??? the line seems way too low….????? I was thinking 13.5 or more??
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:23 pm
satire/uga, you lose readers with the length. keep it short and funny. like me. best, willie
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
6:23 pm
We found Kilroy, now where is that dang Waldo?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:24 pm
bob, bet. bet heavy.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
6:25 pm
Brevity is the soul of wit.
BigChiefDodd
November 24th, 2009
6:25 pm
I vote for robo Dawg and we have a school on North Ave. that can build it for them.
VolNation
November 24th, 2009
6:25 pm
Hey folks – on a positive note Lane has cleared Janzen Jackson to play in Saturday’s game with KY. Please join me in wishing JJ the best on his long-awaited return!
Wizard
November 24th, 2009
6:25 pm
It’s funny how PETA will go to extreme measures to defend animals, but its members are usually first in line to support the killing of unborn children……ironic.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
6:26 pm
I know….can’t do it…I bleed red and black….but if I didn’t I’d load up on tech…that line is a gift from the gambling Gods…IMHO
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:26 pm
Kilroy hikes his leg and there’s Waldo!
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:26 pm
there once was a coach named paul
who wanted to give his all
said now i’m at tech
they wrote me a check
but to dame now i haul
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
6:27 pm
willie – have you taken the game plan out of the mayonnaise jar yet?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:27 pm
bob, i’m PAID by the red and black and i’m still betting. willie
Polar bears continued
November 24th, 2009
6:28 pm
Underlining the significance of this developing story, Senator Barack Obama weighed in on the developing issue from the campaign trail in Oregon. Senator Obama met privately with reporters after speaking a campaign rally before some 850,000 supporters, where, incidentally, it was reported that more than 700,000 persons had to be revived after fainting.
Citing the plight of the bears as a sure sign of the hopelessness enveloping the entire Western Hemisphere, with the exception of parts of Cuba and Venezuela, Senator Obama called for sweeping change.
“These are typical white bears, clinging to their tropical drinks and seafood salads, who cannot be expected to understand what is needed to preserve their own well-being”, the handsome and dynamic young Senator declared. He then concluded his remarks by assuring the entranced reporters that “if elected in November, I will bring change that all bears can believe in”.
Late today, the controversy, now being called Beargate in some Washington circles, escalated further still when a supporter of the campaign of Republican Senator John McCain (R-AZ) joined the growing fray.
Alaskan Governor Bridgit Nowierre, a staunch supporter of Senator McCain in his bid for the presidency, questioned the sentiments underlying the statements by Senator Obama. “I object to the use of the term ‘typical white bears’ by SenatorObama”, the Governor declared. Ms. Nowierre concluded her remarks by proclaiming that “when elected, Senator McCain will equally represent black bears, brown bears, Kodiak bears, and yes, even Grizzlies”.
Meanwhile, reports have arrived from our correspondent dispatched to the scene in Mexico. Associated Press International correspondent Felix Goode spoke to one polar bear he encountered lying near the surf outside the port city of Progreso. Speaking with our reporter between sips of a Corona Light, and while snacking on a mackerel, the bear, who identified himself only as “Whitey”, seemed surprised at all of the attention. “I certainly didn’t mean to cause a big fuss”, the animal explained. Asked by the reporter why he and his fellow bears decided to come to Mexico, the creature stated flatly that “it seemed like a good idea at the time”. The indolent animal then borrowed a pair of sunglasses and a bottle of sunscreen from our correspondent, crawled under a coconut palm, and fell asleep.
Additional reporters have been assigned to this story as the controversy grows to worldwide proportions. We promise to keep our readers abreast of new developments just as soon as further information becomes available.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:28 pm
45, cant do that till 3 am in the morning.
BravesFan79
November 24th, 2009
6:29 pm
At first i agreed with nearly everyone on here…. and wondered why PETA would say such a thing. But i just asked my Vet student roomate… and she said she agrees with Peta even tho shes a UGA fan.
Turns out that bulldogs are genetic freaks, creations made by man for appearance. In truth, they cant hardly breath, and cant even mate without artificial insemination.
Still dosent mean i want 2 replace the long line of ugas tho.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:30 pm
willie’s the name
footballs my game
my defense will gel
but o what the hell
points are my claim to fame
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:32 pm
bravesfan, are you against the chop too?
Abe Lincoln
November 24th, 2009
6:32 pm
Better make sure it doesn’t have an $ssh*le, those tech “boys” will be on it.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
6:35 pm
Yes Brindle Bulls are genetically engineered, you Tech fans can thank me for the shout out. So are Shitzus, i got a kick out of that one, Chihuahuas and Toy Poodles. What is your point?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
6:36 pm
Dream matchup – Texas Longhorns vs. USC Gamecocks in the Chick bowl.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
6:37 pm
You can’t say shitzu on the blog.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:37 pm
bravesfan, but a bulldog can lick himself so it cant be all bad. best, willie
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
6:38 pm
Tried it twice, you cannot say Feceszu on the blog. You know the name of those little dogs that kids like to say.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:40 pm
Bradley,
i was cleaning out a desk today and found probably your funniest column of all time where you wrote about goff:
he helped put an end to the traffic jams in athens
put a sock in that woof woof
gave talk radio a reason for being.
your devoted fan, willie
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
6:40 pm
willie I know you are the real coach. You spend all your game time blogging with Bradley instead of adjusting your defensive scheme. I am convinced. How much are you trying to get for your house when you move?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:41 pm
what no one will acknowledge is coeds at tech are just like bulldogs. only capable of artificial insemination.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
6:41 pm
The word you’re looking for is brachyocephalic. Hard for those bulldogs to breath. Also, pups have to be delivered by Caesarean section.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:42 pm
hey cuz, i plan to keep the house in athens for the summers when its too hot in tallahassee
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:43 pm
There once was a coach named Willie,
Who has been known to act a little silly.
His defense was so bad,
That he was always sad,
And decided to go back home to Philly.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
6:43 pm
Cuz – I don’t know what the word parameters are but I have tried to post and failed. Rearrange the words and it will post. Strange indeed.
dewstarpath
November 24th, 2009
6:44 pm
- Just use a Sony Aibo and spray paint it red.
Coffee Bluff DAWG
November 24th, 2009
6:44 pm
VolNation,
Welcome back, Crimminal Nation.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:46 pm
uga, actually, my home town is havana
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:46 pm
cuba
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:47 pm
dewstarpath,
the Sony Aibo and a bag of ice don’t work too well together.
Cynthia Tucker
November 24th, 2009
6:48 pm
Mark…shame on you for stealing my material. I thought you were a sports reporter.
Mark Bradley
November 24th, 2009
6:48 pm
I wish I could say I remember that one, Coach Willie M., but I don’t.
VolNation
November 24th, 2009
6:49 pm
Thanks Coffee – get ready for your beatdown in 2010….
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
6:49 pm
Try to get p-e-r-s-p-i-c-a-c-i-o-u-s through on a post. It got killed 8 times on Jeff’ blog last night, until I spelled it out.
Real evil, dirty word. it means: of acute mental vision or discernment : keen
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:49 pm
Willie,
I know, but I couldn’t think of a stupid limirick for that. (havana, banana, Montana……what else?).
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:50 pm
Mark, it was one of your best. you dont keep a record on your computer?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:51 pm
the title was “you too can sugarcoat goff’s performance”
dewstarpath
November 24th, 2009
6:52 pm
UGA Robbie the Robot dog –
- Good point. Great Styx lyrics from the 80’s.
Better yet, use an UGA stuffed dog hoisted by a
helium balloon – towed by an R/C coaxial heli(copter)
painted to look like Buzz.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
6:52 pm
willie….you just made me LMAO……..I’m more impressed with your comedic skills than your coaching skills….!!!!!!!
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:52 pm
Willie was born in Coral Gables, Florida…………..never mind, that is Havana.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:53 pm
uga, try this: guana
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:54 pm
bob, I’m playing carnegie hall jan 1. wont have anything else to do that day. willie
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:56 pm
guana, iguana…..maybe I have something to try now.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
6:56 pm
perspicacious is a banned word?
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
6:56 pm
you’re insane….dude you got to start your own blog….seriously
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:57 pm
never smoked an iguana before >)
dewstarpath
November 24th, 2009
6:57 pm
- Willie Martinez – 6:08 pm
- Better yet, how about R.U.R. –
Richt’s Universal Robots ?
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
6:58 pm
Bob Horner always makes me hungry.
Remember when he admitted drinking three beers before every game?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
6:59 pm
google guana and see what it is
dewstarpath
November 24th, 2009
7:00 pm
- Then again, UGA would probably outfit the thing
with joystick-guided lasers in the “eyes” – and
use them to blind the opposing team during games.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:00 pm
dew, i like it but dont think it will fit on the uga bus sign
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:01 pm
Gua´na (gwä´nå)
n. 1. (Zool.) See Iguana.
It’s always nice to learn something new!
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:02 pm
Mark, I’m trying to pay you a huge compliment, but the *robot* won’t let the word through. Don’t trust a robot dog, or any other kind of robot.
I’ll “speak” it out: per-spee-kay-shus. Meaning, you are of acute mental vision : keen.
Thanks anyway
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:02 pm
i have to admit that i spent a lot of time with ernest hemingway growing up in south fla.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:02 pm
UGArobbie the Robot Dog ….and after game I really put the beers away (and had steak and lobster at the bar)…I pocketed no $$ of my travel per diem back in the 80’s…..life is short…
Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
7:03 pm
Mark B -
I have to commend you for the various references you put in your blog.
Hound of the Baskervilles, Scoopy Do and Underdog!
I think that the people designing the robot should by their parts from Acme.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:03 pm
guano. see what that is. willie
Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
7:04 pm
Oops – should be Scooby Doo. My daughter would never forgive me for getting that name wrong
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:04 pm
Now I’ve got to use hillbilly language to drop dollops of insight onto the blogosphere.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:04 pm
Bob, you’re fat!
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:06 pm
Bradley, don’t forget to leave my passes at willcall.
Dawg Whisperer
November 24th, 2009
7:06 pm
My chihuahuas are available to stand in as the UGA mascot for this weekend. They don’t eat much, growl alot and shake profusely. Throw ‘em a bone ever so often and they’ve chew the pants off any Techie entering their territory. What else could you want?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:07 pm
goff made homecoming exciting
signature victories against vandy
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:07 pm
UGArobbie the Robot Dog ….
comeback:
I could pull ANYBODYS fast ball…..I’m one of only 15 players to hit 4 homers in 1 game….
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:07 pm
willie – guano I understand. But what did you mean by “guana”? Iguana? That will rhyme, at least the na – na part.
Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
7:10 pm
Guano – greatest name for a character in a movie “Bat Guano” in Dr. Strangelove
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:12 pm
del, guana is the south ga phonetic pronunciation for guano
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:13 pm
paul, thats correct. you’re doing well, willie
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:14 pm
dawg, a white, english bulldog. in tears, willie
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:15 pm
willie – my grandmother pronounced it “giu-anner”
Papa
November 24th, 2009
7:15 pm
Apparently all the ills of the world – involving animals – have been resolved. No pain, suffering, mistreatment, abandonment, starvation, encroached living space, disease, fleas, ticks … etc. This is the only explanation for the sheer lunacy that has PETA peabrains attempting to substitute a robot mascot for a live one.
Avatar this, you animal goofballs. I need UGA and his loyal corps. I bleed Old Gold & White. I don’t want or need “virtual” hate – I want/need Clean Old-Fashion Hate.
Lee Corso
November 24th, 2009
7:16 pm
I heard PETA sent Notre Dame a similar email earlier today asking them to stop using a real Leprechaun as mascot.
corn30
November 24th, 2009
7:16 pm
this story makes no since what so ever. stick to the traditional way. stop trying to put a wierd spin on it to make yourself look creative. either they are or they aint
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:16 pm
willie – but my folk are peckerwoods, not rednecks.
Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
7:16 pm
Del – weren’t you shot down last night on schädenfreude as well?
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:17 pm
I have a 38 pound Pug (named UGA Lee) that’ll do it for a box of popcorn.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:17 pm
lee, i heard that too. notre dames new mascot is richard simmons.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:18 pm
del, one of my grandma’s said it like yours; the other would never say the word.
Sonny Clusters
November 24th, 2009
7:19 pm
We noticed Georgia couldn’t keep the clock running during the Kentucky game – probably not ready for a robot mascot just yet. We was always teasing the panther mascot and we’d paint panther feet on the road next to the stadium. We always wore the same helmets, though.
Hillbilly Deluxe
November 24th, 2009
7:19 pm
Up hear in the hills we call it “du-anner”. Don’t know why but that’s what it’s been called at least since I was a small boy. And Bermuda grass is “moody grass”, as in, “that damn moody grass is takin’ over everything”.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:19 pm
Thanks Willie for edumacating me
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:21 pm
uga, no problem. my goal in life is to expand the knowledge of man.
Dawghater
November 24th, 2009
7:22 pm
UGA cancelled classes the day UGA VII died, they cancelled classes when they found out PETA was messing with their mascot and they are all huddled up trying to come up with an answer to PETA. One common trait for all these events, no class in Athens.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:22 pm
hill, my great granny always griped about the ‘zu takin over everything.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
7:23 pm
Anyone know what a ginny horn is?
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:23 pm
……..and dog (willie).
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:23 pm
Please, *please* don’t anybody get cockroach for a pet! The PETA implications of that are horrendous.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:23 pm
dawghater, you aint go no class either bud.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:24 pm
45, it sounds like a hooker i once picked up in new orleans.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:25 pm
What if we killed all the animals so they would not have to suffer?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:25 pm
45, i mean a LOOKER
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:25 pm
45, are we talking “lips”?
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:26 pm
If we killed all the animals then PETA would morph into PERVE. People for the Ethical Replacement of Vegetable Eaters.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:27 pm
Two questions:
1) Which Georgia coach looked most like a bulldog? (easy one)
2) Would Mark Richt survive if he looked like Jim Donnan?
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:28 pm
ERK
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:28 pm
NO
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:28 pm
We got a Sightless Dead Greek Poets Society, should we start a PERVE chapter?
Hillbilly Deluxe
November 24th, 2009
7:28 pm
Why doesn’t PETA care about the defenseless fruits and vegetables that are killed for food?
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:29 pm
Wally.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:30 pm
That is why we are going to start a PERVE chapter Hillbilly. The wrong must be made right and the left must be made to take three rights.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:30 pm
After the war in Viet Nam, the Vietnamese decided to reforestate (?) the damage from Agent Orange using kudzu. The country is now overrun with it.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:31 pm
I lost my beer, anyone seen it?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:31 pm
Cuz – Got it, you win part 1.
Ph.D. of Pigskinology
November 24th, 2009
7:31 pm
Hiya Willie Martinez…funny on the other blog your PETA limerick…
Thanks for the feedback on the polar bear thing…it was written as a column-length piece…not as a blog post…but the observations about brevity are well taken…just having a little fun…
…by the way, I’m a Yellow Jacket through and through…
To Hell with Georgia!
Charles W. Graham, MSM ‘84
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:31 pm
Paybacks are hell Delbert.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
7:32 pm
The Englishters came over here and taught us how to talk. The southern dialect remains closest to the original language and pronunciation.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:32 pm
I would like to thank the Academy and Al Hore for inventing this thing on which I write.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:34 pm
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:21 pm
uga, no problem. my goal in life is to expand the knowledge of man.
ummm willie you’ve fallen short of that goal….I feel bad breaking that to you…
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:35 pm
phd, i appreciate your honesty. im really mark bradley
calvin
November 24th, 2009
7:35 pm
That’s two pathetic essays in a row, Mr. Bradley. Surely
you could think of something interesting to write during
this week. How about under-reported incidents in Tech-
Georgia games, such as the questionable pass interference
call that gave the 1997 game to Georgia? The one where
the Georgia player said, “I had to beg the official for the
call” and O’Leary said he was upset because it was a late call.
Just a suggestion.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:35 pm
Al Gore = Al Bundy
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:35 pm
45ACP – I lived in England for awhile working on a project. At meetings, I had to act as translator between the Cambridge-speak boys, the cockneys, the Welsh, and the Yorkies. The guy at my gas station though I was Canadian.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:36 pm
bob, i said man. i didnt say defenses. willie
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:36 pm
NO, I’m Mark Bradley.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:37 pm
Enter your comments here
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:38 pm
calvin, the past is past. This Saturday a game will be played that will resonate far into the future. I predict 52 weeks. If Tech wins Saint Simons will be posting the score on every UGA blog for the next 52 weeks. If UGA wins, Hell is coming to breakfast Granny.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:38 pm
What, now I can’t post about Londoners who were born within the sound of Big Ben?
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:38 pm
No I am Mark Bradley, don’t listen to those guys, I am Mark Bradley.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:40 pm
i am the willie of defense
to me it makes no sense
why tech would run
than try shotgun
my guys will cream their offense
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:40 pm
I’m laughing again…….you suck as a defensive coordinator…but you offer good advice and enhanse my life…..you’re good “father figure”…I’m glad you aren’t a big brother….I much prefer you coach the dawgs D
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:41 pm
cuz, I’m Mark Bradley. count on it.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:42 pm
I’m calling up volunteers for an expeditionary force to invade St. Simons. We’ll be looking for signs of intelligent life.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:43 pm
Will the real Mark Bradley please post?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:43 pm
i do solemny swear
that i will faithfully
execute the office
of defensive coordinator
and will, to the best of my ability
preserve, protect and defend
the honor of the university of georgia
so help me, Mark Bradley
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:43 pm
St Simons…”old money”…and a weirdo from Ga tech….
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:44 pm
uga, i just did. Mark
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:45 pm
It could be worse……Les Miles.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:45 pm
It could be worse……Les Miles.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:45 pm
del, call out the members of the ga national guard. theyve only been to jekyll.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:46 pm
We’ll screen out the “old money” along with Spanish moss…our robotic intelligencer can be set for that.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:46 pm
there once was a coordinator named willie
whose defenses were perplexingly silly
damon said you are fired
cause the fans are so tired
and he said you’re kidding me really?
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:47 pm
My parents honeymooned in Jekyll in 1963…..am I a red neck..?????
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:48 pm
cuz, pretty good. but can you be creative every day like an ajc columnist like me?
Mark Bradley
November 24th, 2009
7:48 pm
Hello. You called?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:48 pm
willie – if they’ve been that close, the Nat’l Guard can’t be trusted. This thing may be highly infectious. The sample we detect through the internet seems to be an alien life form.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:49 pm
no, bob. that just means you were conceived on the island.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:50 pm
Bob it all depends if they took you back to the Jekyll Island Inn and told you you were concieved in room 117. How about that Aquarama?
Hillbilly Deluxe
November 24th, 2009
7:50 pm
I don’t really follow college football but I’ll never be able to forgive UGA for the role the Extension Service played in promoting the planting of Kudzu. We’ll soon enter our 9th decade of dealing with what they wrought.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:50 pm
yeah, i sure did. wasting all this good material while you nap. am now angry, willie
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:50 pm
Cuz…good poem….I liked it…
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:50 pm
Bob – you do get a certificate for traveling south of the gnat line.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:51 pm
Are you not familar with my body of work there willie?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:52 pm
folks, you just dont know how tiring it is to entertain. if you like my material, send a check payable to Mark Bradley, care of the ajc.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:52 pm
Mark, redirect this blog. Give us something to argue about.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:52 pm
thanks Dibert….(I was going to have a complex…)
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:53 pm
cuz, i’m afraid i’m not familiar with your work.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:53 pm
Hillbilly Deluxe – The Vietnamese don’t have the resources available to fight kudzu. They just use AK-47s and those old French bolt-action rifles.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:53 pm
Mark, we are having an argument here. willie, UGArobbie and I claim to be you. Welcome to the new version of To Tell the Truth. I am hoping to win a new toaster.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:54 pm
amazing, a guy like me who gets paid to be a write sits back and reads. amazing.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:54 pm
dang willie, years worth of comments on these blogs wasted.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:54 pm
no claiming here buddy cuz
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:54 pm
cuz, I’m fessing up. my real name is willie martinez.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:55 pm
Anybody here ever play winter football in old kudzu fields? It’s a hoot.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:55 pm
cuz, sorry. call me a willie come lately.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:55 pm
To Tell the Truth…ROCKED….miss that show…it wouldn’t succeed today…but I loved it way back then…..
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
7:55 pm
Where is Terrence Moore when you need him?
Hillbilly Deluxe
November 24th, 2009
7:55 pm
Delbert D
Nobody has the resources to fight Kudzu. You can contain it for a while but it’s just waiting for you to die so it can obliterate any trace that you ever existed.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:56 pm
del, no but i have kissed an angel good morning. try it. willie
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:56 pm
bob, you remember bud collier? he always knew who was lying
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
7:57 pm
CUZ you won the trip to the KENTUCKY game how much more abuse can you take? LOL
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:57 pm
Hillbilly Deluxe – I think I saw that in a scary movie about Guatemala
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
7:57 pm
Hillbilly Deluxe …..goats..??
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:58 pm
hill, after a frost, try to burn the kudzu down with 2,4d and gyphosate. might add a bit of paraquat to the mix. just dont smell it. i woke up in kudzu one time. best, willie
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
7:59 pm
glyphosate. brand name round up. courtesy of uga extension.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
7:59 pm
willie, do you pronounce your last name like we do in East Georgia. It is Mart-nez round here. Two sylables.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
7:59 pm
Do you really want to be WILLIE? or Do want to watch BAYLIE doing Wheelies? be honest.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
7:59 pm
Note to NASA: When foliating Mars, leave the kudzu behind.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:00 pm
cuz, no, i use the “teen” when i say it.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:00 pm
Well Baylie won the trip to the Kentucky game, she needed a driver. Nice picture of the family on Bills Blog.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:02 pm
willie – I remember Blanton Collier. He could always tell when the Bear was lying.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:02 pm
I am bald and I look like a person of latin american origin. But I would rather not be willie. Not enough room.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:02 pm
del, thats why we have roundup. except in the case of glyphosate resistant palmer amaranth. pig wig. google it.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
8:02 pm
Have not seen it yet but like I said the Kicks on her as The Princees were pricless. You go #1 DAD.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:03 pm
I like how the Bear could drink to Jack Black doubles at one time. My hero.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:03 pm
blanton collier a cleveland browns coach?
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
8:03 pm
Cuz..yall had fun…been reading you’re pots long enough to know you knew the dawgs could possibly crumble (they did) …….yall had fun…run with it….
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:03 pm
two
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:04 pm
Bob, Baylie puts a game in perspective.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:04 pm
i will have to bring the research archives of the ajc to bear to answer all these questions!
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
8:04 pm
No ########111111111 for sure.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
8:05 pm
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:03 pm
blanton collier a cleveland browns coach
nope he was on To tell the truch…I gotta google him….Dilbert wins….he’s making me google…
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:05 pm
cuz, according to a bio i read of the bear, he secretly went into rehab. all of our heros are dead.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:07 pm
aha, my assistant the water girl confirms blanton collier was a browns coach.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:08 pm
willie, I used to sell a lot of 2-4-D and 2-4-DB. You better not get those two wrong.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:08 pm
well damn Mark, you fall back asleep?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:09 pm
2,4 d and dicamba was what i used.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:10 pm
I refuse to believe that the Bear went into rehab. The next thing you will tell me is that my hero Rock Hudson was gay.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
8:10 pm
I know she does buddy……I piss and moan about my child suppport….you and your family seem to be a “well oiled machine”…I’m jealous…
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
8:10 pm
Cuz – I have a sister in law with lupus. She always has a smile on her face.
Never a bad word or negative thing to say. The eternal optomist.
It really is amazing.
And I thought I had problems. Know what I mean.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:10 pm
talking to yourself willie?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:12 pm
willie – I remember Collier him from his UK days. He did replace Paul Brown at Cleveland.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
8:12 pm
Delbert – My son has been in England for 4 years. University of South Kent.
He has some great stories about the languages and such.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:13 pm
Bob, we go through a lot of WD-40 in this house.
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
8:13 pm
the bear was a bastaard….but he sure could win….
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
8:14 pm
Don’t nobody say John Wayne went into rehab.
Them’s fightin words.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:15 pm
willie – i did the google on palmer arnold or whatever that was, and I’ll never plant celosia again. They eat the stuff in Tibet or someplace. Maybe it can be used for biodiesel.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:15 pm
The Bear was like a father figure to Forrest.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
8:15 pm
optimist
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
8:15 pm
1st on 3
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:15 pm
cuz, we go thru a lot of preparation h in this house.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
8:16 pm
CUZ I do give BILL KING hell and that is why he cut me off. I cna live with that. He did right a nice pick on Baylie and yours visit to the game. I am so sorry that the only thing I wanted to see didn’t happen. I really wanted to see UGA VII sitting in Baylies lap giving her a BIG DAWG LICK. Gald y’all had fun and were safe going home late.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
8:16 pm
whatever 3, 4
What was the counting of the Holy Handgranade?
Bob Horner stayed hurt
November 24th, 2009
8:17 pm
Cuz….thanks for the chuckle….you crack me up..!!!
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:17 pm
uga, yes. i have multiple personalities. willie martinez, mark bradley, the shah of iran.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:18 pm
folks, i have a REAL confession to make. my name is ray goff
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
8:20 pm
Sorry CUZ not drinking just typing fast. Bill did do a right nice blog and picture of your and Baylie’s visit to the game. I still want the phone # of the EX-WIFE to the far right of Baylie in the original photo. I will take here off your Alie Money list. HAHAHAHAHA
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:20 pm
I just saw Mark Bradley at the Varsity sucking on a FO with Coach Johnson. What’s up with that?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:20 pm
45ACP – I had a great time over there. Except, my landlord kept the heat set at about 44 degrees in the winter. I kept a thermometer on the nightstand and I’d wake up a few times to make sure I wasn’t going to freeze.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:21 pm
uga, i am NOT at the varsity.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:21 pm
If you think drinking and typing is hard, try eating a bowl of soup while typing.
old hooker
November 24th, 2009
8:21 pm
PETA wants me to quit fishing…and I catch and release.
I won’t be fishing Sat night.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
8:22 pm
willie – you and Ray do act alike. Both very animated on the sidelines.
I can believe that.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:22 pm
Willie/Mark/Ray/Shah,
Would you believe…..the Varsity Junior?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:23 pm
just got a divorce from my wife
i guess thats part of life
nothing like support
to improve the report
or keep me out of jail for life
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:24 pm
Nobody can animate quite like willie. I love the windmilling. I’m hoping to see cartwheeling at the Tech game.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:24 pm
nah, uga. big willie’s right here.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:25 pm
del, if you see me and cmr kiss, you’ll know we’re in bliss. willie
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:26 pm
I think Willie gave UGA VII his heart attack. All that excitement and those dissapointments……..
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:26 pm
Ol’ Ray G. was out checking for palmer amaranth in the cotton field today. He lives about a mile from my uncle.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
8:27 pm
Delbert – Willie cracks me up with the windmilling antics.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:28 pm
i once thought i was sage
got people to turn the page
turns out i was wrong
just an off key song
now i’m garnishing bradley’s wage
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:29 pm
del, i hope ray didnt steal the weavil traps and think they were tiki lamps
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:29 pm
palmer amaranth the weed? I knew he smoked something.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
8:29 pm
It is too fun to be on here. The UGA fans and some of the Tech fans make it fun. The Tech blog is to stright and read to get mean at the first sign of a bad word. People like CUZ and 45 make it fun to talk CRAP and jus realize WE (theBloggers) are not putting on the pads and playing. It is just fun to chat and discuss the game and the games aftermath. Keep it fun and real. I will still talk crap after the game win or lose. Headed to get some dinner be back later.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:30 pm
weevil
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:31 pm
no, palmer amaranth is pigweed.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:31 pm
45ACP – and we wonder why the DBs are confused…
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:33 pm
del, you have to remember i was a biology major. x’s and o’s and all that genetic stuff.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:34 pm
Palmer Amaranth is the the new character on “Desperate Houswives” starting in January. They needed to add somebody with a tough emotional presence.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:35 pm
I knew it was pigweed.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:35 pm
What Tech blog? I didn’t know there is a Tech blog!
lawyer joke
November 24th, 2009
8:36 pm
If willie were arrested for impersonating a “D” coordinator, would there be enough evidence to convict him?
Barnaby
November 24th, 2009
8:36 pm
But how will they make the droid dawg as ugly and stupid as Uga? And will it have droid fleas?
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:37 pm
He would be heavily penalized, like his defense.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:38 pm
lawyer joke- if “D” is a grade, yes.
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:38 pm
Tech coeds already have droid fleas…….everyone knows that (duh).
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:39 pm
Barnaby – have you seen the Japanese guy who did a droid of himself. It’s really creepy.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:40 pm
then uga, why did you ask
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:41 pm
willie – big tip here: stand beside Bay-Bay Thomas on the sideline and windmill every chance you get.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:41 pm
del, palmer is actually the newest girl on the sidelines
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:42 pm
Willie,
Just trying to be stupid, I mean cute.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:42 pm
del, dont knock the windmill till you’ve tried it. think about it, willie
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:43 pm
uga, you succeeded.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:44 pm
Me and you and a robot named Boo…..
Nah, it does not work for me.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:44 pm
barnaby, an oldie but goodie: come on dogs, scratch ‘em like fleas, go to hell, you georgia tech bees. best, willie
UGArobbie the Robot Dog
November 24th, 2009
8:47 pm
It’s nice to be cute Willie.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:48 pm
does anything rhyme with ankle?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:49 pm
willie – Manacle is close. I believe there are some of those in the UGA sports collection
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:52 pm
my defense at times did wrankle
the fans a were a bit the crankle
said damon to me
if i were thee
i’d bend over and grab an ankle
Coffee Bluff DAWG
November 24th, 2009
8:52 pm
UGA 79 UNC-A 58
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
8:55 pm
I can see it now. The game is on the line. UGA leads by 24-20 but Tech is on the UGA three yard down, fourth and goal with only 33 seconds left. The Tech offense lines up. PJ calls his last time out and Nesbitt runs over to confer.
Suddenly Uga the robot dog runs over to the UGA coaches. He stops and in a metallic voice screams. “DANGER, DANGER WILLIE MARTINEZ. DANGER!”
In the stands Dr. “Pulpwood” Smith starts screaming like a little girl.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:55 pm
there once was a guy named damon
who said lets get the game on
if willie gets burned
it’ll be his turn
to be toast with some egg on
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
8:55 pm
willie – You’ve heard the old saying,”It never pays to starch a wrinkle.” No? Let me think of something else…
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
8:58 pm
del, thats a new one on me.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
9:01 pm
There once was a head coach named Paul
whose offense liked to run with the ball
Though Willie thought he had game
his defense was lame
And on his sword he soon was to fall.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
9:02 pm
The first car I bought was a 1963 karmann ghia. Me and You and a Dog Named Boo was playing on the radio.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:03 pm
willie – I’ve just started a new hobby. Making up 18th century English sayings. Trying to confuse Cuz.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:04 pm
cuz, thats pretty good. not willie good, but pretty good.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
9:04 pm
Guv’ner, you may have to woggle the pog there.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
9:05 pm
hey I’ve done two, don’t put the pressure on me.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:06 pm
del, as churchill said, we shall not flag nor fail, we shall fight in the landing fields and the streets.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:07 pm
45ACP – I saw a nice red ghia convertible a month or so ago. I had a ‘67 Beetle back in the late ’70s. I put on new pistons and cylinders from Brazil in the driveway. I’d jack it up on blocks and slide the engine down a board on my chest.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:08 pm
let us now brace ourselves, if the uga nation should last for a thousand years, men will say “this was their finest hour”
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
9:08 pm
willie, give that Churchill speech at halftime.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:10 pm
Willie – like I said, I prefer the 18th century. Less google stuff available, easier to get away with. You do remember the Battle of Amaranth, do you not?
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
9:10 pm
I still hear that Bill Curry is waiting for Mark Richt to come up with the $100 bucks to play Ga. State Next year. Is this true of can’t Coach Richt spare the Bil money?
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:10 pm
the heart of the question is, are all georgians to have to put up with tech? we are confronted with a moral issue: a land grant university against a trade school. armageddon, nothing less.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
9:11 pm
BAIL sorry I need to start dring and maybe I can type beertrz.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:12 pm
cuz, that speech is already in the funk and wagnalls mayonnaise jar. just waiting to use it
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
9:12 pm
The UGA teams needs to hear Dante’s 7 rings of Hell and the sins that accompany them.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:13 pm
“Let us never mince the words of our forefathers, else we may find ouselves for nevermore.” – Helstone Wolmes
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
9:13 pm
The Dawgs went to Bobby Dodd
Upon the ground they did trod
A game they did play
The defense did not sway
And winners they were that day
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:15 pm
45, that’s brilliant!!! all i would change is “winners they came away”
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:15 pm
The plain of Meggido hath never experienced the wrath of these dogs and bees.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
9:16 pm
REV: B
The Dawgs went to Bobby Dodd
Upon the ground they did trod
A game they did play
The defense did not sway
And winners they came away
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
9:18 pm
Pre-game speech delivered by Rene Curran
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
For he today who sheds his blood with me
shall be my brother
Be he ne-er so vile
This day shall gentle his condition
And gentlemen in Georgia now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed
and hold their manhoods cheap while any speaks
that fought with us on Grant Field today
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Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:19 pm
45ACP – Rev B is better. Except for the Dawgs part.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:19 pm
said willie: my defense is great
but probably too late
to save my job
i’m gonna sob
its just a twist of fate
Future Beat Writer/Columnist
November 24th, 2009
9:19 pm
(Metallica plays in the background). To Mark Bradley and the blog…
Richt Must Choose:
A 6-5 season ain’t sittin’ well in Athens, GA. Especially, when the Dawgs have been tremendously slaughtered by their most hated rivals (45-19 Tennessee,
41-17 Florida, and 45-42 Tech in 2008). Something must change between the hedges. A once proud and dominant Bulldog defense has become one of the weakest units in college football. It’s time for Mark Richt to make a very difficult decision. Either Willie Martinez must go, or CMR must go along with him. Although Richt built a very impressive resume’ during his first 8 years on the job, his program is rapidly decaying.
There are many problems with this year’s squad, but the weakest link over the last few seasons is on the defensive side of the ball. I’m not sayin’ there ain’t play makers over there. There are. And that is the source of extreme frustration for Georgia fans all over the country. You could possibly see 3 Georgia DTs selected on the first day of the NFL draft. If ILB Rennie Curran skips his senior season, he could be one of 4 UGA defenders selected highly by the NFL.
What am I trying to say? There ain’t no talent issue in Athens. It’s all about coaching, or lack thereof. Under the tutelage of Willie Martinez, Georgia’s defense has done nothing, but freakishly diminish year after year after sorry azz defensive year. It’s time for Richt to make a decision. Martinez must go, or he must kick rocks as well. As a proud fan of the Georgia Bulldogs, it’s a sad day when I have to write an article such as this. But, Georgia fans don’t wanna see any more of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDgilYwh-ww
Do the right thing, Richt. Get a real DC or get the (censored text) outta town!
Go Dawgs!!
Ph.D. of Pigskinology
November 24th, 2009
9:20 pm
willie…a great Churchill line…”up with this I will not put”…
Mike Lester did NOT invent Buzz
November 24th, 2009
9:20 pm
Ok I know this is trivia but here it goes:
The original inventer of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jacket mascot was Judi McNair who, according to the Winter 2004 edition of the Georgia Tech Alumni Association Tech Topics magazine, donned a homemade yellowjacket costume in 1972 and performed at home football games. She rode on the Ramblin’ Wreck and appears in the 1972 Georgia Tech Blueprint yearbook. McNair’s mascot was considered a great idea, as it was a big hit with the fans.
In 1979, McNair’s idea for a Yellow Jacket was reintroduced by another Georgia Tech student, Richie Bland.(Currently a radiation oncologist) Bland, who was apparently unaware of McNair’s prior initiative, paid $1,400 to have a local theme park costume designer make a yellow jacket costume that he first wore at a pep rally prior to the Tennessee football game. Rather than obtain permission from Georgia Tech as Judi had done in 1972, this student, a few weeks later simply snuck onto the field in costume during a football game and ran across the field. The fans naturally believed that this costumed character was acting as an official member of the cheerleading squad and responded accordingly. By 1980 this new incarnation of the yellow jacket mascot was given the name Buzz Bee and was adopted as an official mascot by Georgia Tech. This new Buzz character would be the model for a new Georgia Tech emblem, designed in 1985 by Mike Lester.
So, Lester designed the emblem based on the already invented mascot. As Paul Harvey used to say “now you know the rest of the story”
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:21 pm
Cuz – Shakespeare?
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
9:23 pm
Of course. Henry V. The Saint Crispins Day speech. You cannot read it without getting fired up.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:24 pm
even better:
Almighty God, our sons, pride of our nation, this day have set upon a mighty endevor.
a struggle to preserve our replubic,
our religion, our civilization,
and to set free a suffering humanity.
they will be sore tried by night and by day until the victory is won.
players souls will be shaken by the violences of war.
sucess may not come with rushing speed,
but we shall return again, and again.
and we know, that by Thy Grace,
and by the righteousness of our cause
UGA our players will win.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:26 pm
Cuz- Fantastic! I remembered something, almost. I went to Stratford-upon-Avon a few times. Next to the back garden of Shakespeare’s house was an Esso station. I took a picture of that strange juxtaposition.
instate
November 24th, 2009
9:27 pm
the latest on this subject:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8GuH9oDHrU
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:27 pm
guess the filter got stodgy
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:30 pm
Pregame speech: “Should we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or by opposing, end them?”
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
9:31 pm
Y’all need to speak southern so the rest of us can keep up.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:34 pm
Translation: “All hell’s gonna break loose, are we just going to stand there?” “If you do, you better bring your own bodkin.”
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:35 pm
future beat writer to rap:
what are you sayin
my defense is cayin
it aint my fault
keep it in the vault
thats just ole willie’s sayin
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:36 pm
Mike, like, really who cares?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:37 pm
I forgot the whole “nobler in the mind part.” It’s been quite a few years…
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:38 pm
all right
to all a good night
and that’s the way it is
mark bradley,
ajc,
goodnight
Sowega
November 24th, 2009
9:39 pm
Personally, I’d like to see the new Uga be from a breed of real, useful bulldogs–either an American Bulldog or a Pit. English are about as tough as Yorkies–all show.
But truthfully, as a Georgia Alum, it pains me to note that none of these bulldogs can successfully catch a grown gator. Gators love to eat dogs. Sad but true.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
9:40 pm
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.
willie martinez
November 24th, 2009
9:42 pm
45,
that reminds me:
i’m a poor little sheep,
with no place to sleep,
please, open the door,
and let me in.
NOT by the hair of your chiny chin chin.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 24th, 2009
9:43 pm
Poet Lauriets All who knew.
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
9:43 pm
Cowards die many times before their deaths
the valiant never taste death but once.
Julius Ceasar by the other Willie
Cuz
November 24th, 2009
9:48 pm
Mark Richt at the press conference announcing Willie’s resignation.
Done to death by slanderous tongue
was the Hero that here lies.
Much Ado About Nothing. Act V
Future Beat Writer/Columnist
November 24th, 2009
9:49 pm
Faux Martinez,
that might be funny, if I drank a gallon of vodka, then read your comment. But, drunk bloggin’ ain’t right. As far as me spittin’ on a mic, it would be about as cool as the month of July.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:50 pm
45ACP – posters for the campus in Athens? The Lit students should be able to explain it to the Ag guys.
Shoeshine Boy
November 24th, 2009
9:50 pm
If Simon Bar Sinister can get his name in the blog, then why no shout out to Sweet Polly Purebred?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
9:52 pm
willie – pregame movie recommendation for the Dawg defense: 300 Spartans.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
9:56 pm
How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens.
My all time hero- Alexander The Great.
FLA DAWG
November 24th, 2009
9:58 pm
Bottomline,
Richt has one more season to turn this ship around. In This Dawg’s Opinion he must make major changes that include OC, DC & Special Teams Coaches.
Nothing less and Richt is gone.
Bank On It.
45ACP
November 24th, 2009
10:02 pm
Adeu my fellow bloggers.
In southern english that means good night y’all.
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
10:04 pm
Okay, then. You guys have convinced me that I need to put aside the Michael Connelly and John Sandford books and dust off my Poe and Shakespeare in the secretary in the living room. And, find some history books. My favorite Poe is “A cask of Amontillado”. Freaked me out when I was about 13.
Dr. Phil
November 24th, 2009
10:10 pm
A better idea would be to replace Adams with a robot and put Adams’ million dollars a year income into academic programs.
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Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
11:00 pm
Willie – If you are going to use Shakespeare to motivate, don’t forget to cry “Havoc” and let slip the Dogs of War.
You’ll probably need to put Ate on the line though
Paul in RDU
November 24th, 2009
11:01 pm
Delbert – You know what happens to Leonides and the Spartans, right?
Delbert D.
November 24th, 2009
11:07 pm
Paul in RDU – Yeah. But, standing up and fighting against the odds is a good message. Leonides thought so, anyway. Too bad his friends in Athens didn’t buy in.
Craig
November 24th, 2009
11:09 pm
PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. What a freeking irrelevant group of pathetic nutjobs. Who the hell funds these people?
Mark Bradley
November 24th, 2009
11:49 pm
I’m awake now, CWM. And I’m amazed at the literature being committed here in my absence. Write something about Birnam Wood and Dusinane and I’ll be your fan forever.
Jacob the church mouse
November 25th, 2009
12:29 am
Mark Bradley, who are you calling a dusinane? That’s not nice…I think. Whatever. Happy Thanksgiving.
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November 25th, 2009
2:00 am
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Bank Walker, Texas Ranger
November 25th, 2009
7:47 am
Wow this really helps PETA’s credibility, now how did they have so much influence on the NFL?
Dave
November 25th, 2009
8:59 am
Puh-leeze. We’re so far beyond that at Tech. We’ve had Uga IV’s re-animated head down in the labs for a decade now. The real fun will be when we attach it to a poodle body.
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Pi$$onaDawg
November 25th, 2009
3:58 pm
Dawg Fans get your Striaght Jackets now The price will go up after the game for sure.
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Yellow Fuzz
November 28th, 2009
6:40 am
To borrow a phrase from former coach Pat Dye-
GEORGIA IS NOT MAN ENOUGH to beat Georgia Tech this year.
and
THE DOG NATION FANS are not man enough to sit through an entire azz whoopin.
Please use the trash receptacles that we have provided for you and support your team until the final buzzer. And STFU when walking back to your truck!
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