5 ways UGA (and Mrs. Dooley) can sack the mighty Gators
1. In the attempt to show the world there’s no SEC bias toward Florida, Mike Slive deputizes a completely unbiased septet of refs: Vince Dooley, Barbara Dooley, Don Leebern, Sonny Seiler, Loran Smith, Chuck Dowdle and Bill King. (Replay official: Some guy named Munson.) The Gators are called for 77 penalties. Georgia wins 2-0 when Barbara Dooley sacks Tim Tebow in the end zone.
2. Herschel Walker realizes he left one year of eligibility on the table, and Michael Adams, in his new capacity as president of the NCAA, hastily grants the appeal for reinstatement. And Herschel, at age 46, does what he has already done three times — beat the hated Gators essentially by himself. Then he rides off into the sunset to become an FBI agent.
3. With the Gators leading 16-10, Florida readies for the clinching field goal. Urban Meyer gets so carried away with his timeouts that he calls all three to ice his own kicker. Georgia blocks the resulting try and returns it for the winning touchdown.
4. The aforementioned Tebow performs the Gator Chomp so emphatically after a 2-yard gain that he separates both shoulders. His passing numbers plummet. He is intercepted 12 times, 10 of them being returned for touchdowns. Georgia wins 77-76.
5. Willie Martinez takes another furlough day.
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FLA DAWG
October 29th, 2009
11:14 pm
Wow!
Any Dawg Fan can see that support is down for The Dawgs from the few blogs on this site.
I hope this is a good sign in the long run in that we unload Martinez & Bobo, hire a fire-breathing D.C. and Richt calls the O Plays.
With that said, good luck Dawgs but I’m afraid that your coaches have you setup to get your butts kicked by the damn Gators by three TDs or more.
Ed
October 29th, 2009
11:14 pm
“The image of Tebow gator chompin’ up and down the sidline..priceless
Where is the yellow flag any other team qould get for such antics?”
Good point Mike, but don’t hold your breath. There seems to be a Tim Tebow exception to the rule against drawing attention to yourself during a celebration.
TechMD
October 30th, 2009
12:06 am
That was hilarious Mark. Too bad some of these dawg fans can’t stop pouting over having a bad season.
NCAA Rules Committee
October 30th, 2009
12:11 am
Enforce the damn “Dooley Rule” on Timmy Teboe like you do all the other players!
FSU Plastic Surgeon
October 30th, 2009
12:14 am
Urban needs a nose job, Brandon Spikes is hopeless.
georgia74
October 30th, 2009
12:17 am
We are frigging toast again. The worst beating of the year will be this week—- I hope as the Jackets will want to exceed Florida.
I will be there (leaving today) to go support my dawgs but this season is getting old.
One more ARREST for ANY REASON ever and I am DONE with Coach Richt.
How much more poor discipline —penalties, arrests, etc. can we take coach. Your leadership IS IN QUESTION!!!
WINNING IS NOT EVERYTHING TO ALL OF US COACH—–I AM SICK OF BEING CHASTISED FOR GRADUATING FROM UGA—-EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW——–WHERE DID I SERVE MY TIME???
I SERVED MY TIME IN THE US MILITARY——-NOT FOR BEING A 2ND CLASS CITIZEN THAT GRADUATED FROM UGA!!!
RICHT—YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!
GET OUT OF TOWN AFTER UF STUFFS US 52-0
whatever
October 30th, 2009
12:19 am
I cant even beleive you dumbazzes still have hope. GOD what a bunch od trash.
Educatedawg
October 30th, 2009
12:25 am
Wow Geaogia74 you are one pent up fellow.
Thanks for your service and unfortunately you are right on several points.
I have been a lifelong Dawg but yes I have turned against CMV because of the embarrassment he has brought to us.
Take a chill pill—-He will move on soon and we will return to greatness/ I remember 1980 like it was yesterday—those were the good ole days.
Nobody said Dooley did not have class but he did make me mad went he tied Auburn for the sec titale in I think 1964.
mash a bug
October 30th, 2009
12:33 am
#6 Bradley quits printing stupid articles
DOGMEAT
October 30th, 2009
12:34 am
You old goats crack me up. 1980——1964—–Give me a break!!!!
uga is truly NO LONGER RELEVANT in this state.
Florida 63–UGAY–0
Jackets 48–UGAY–0
I will bet anyone UGA loses those 2 games by a total of 100 points.
I LIVE IN BUCKHEAD AND EMPLOY 4 UGA GRADS THAT I UNDER PAY AND I TAKE A GREAT VACATION EVERY 3 MONTHS ON THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE I CAN.
They are sick of UGA!!
Dawglover
October 30th, 2009
12:41 am
I ahte all the negativity on here. I come on here for positive message and support for our team. We may not have the best team or coaches but these players are doing the best they can. Go Dawgs beat Hators.
drbasic1
October 30th, 2009
1:02 am
74dawg, educateddawg, give me a break; you really think there should be punishment over a traffic violation and driving with a learners permit?….I guess if your driving to your job and get a ticket, your boss should fire you right???….Discipline, sure it is needed, but Coach Richt is NOT mommy and daddy for these young men, most away from home for the first time. EVERYONE makes mistakes. To want Richt gone, shows you know nothing about football. You spoiled by the expectations in your own head and winning for the past 9 years. We may lose tomorrow, or not, but how about some SUPPORT instead of hate….and you graduated from Georgia????…Where is your loyalty?….win or lose….Dawg for life!!
georgia74
October 30th, 2009
1:25 am
Fellow dawgs—and Dr—
My support and AZZe will be in Jacksonville tonight to support my Dawgs. But come on—-I was young once—-You know how many winning programs in D1 every year that does not have 20% of their dang players arrested over the last 3 years. Even the evils like Spurrier, Meyer, Saban and even the lunatic in Arkansas makes us look bad.
and yes this is laid at the feet of CMV.
If you want ot forget the arrests—-how about the STUPID penalties—-say what you want—-IT IS COACHING—-NOT YOUTH—–AGAIN check out the other top programs——it is the whole packages—–penalties, arrests, failure to do ANYTHING with the goofball Willie—–
PLEASE —-WE ARE ON AN OUT-OF-CONTROL DOWNWARD SPIRAL AND RICHT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR IT——YES I KNOW FOOTBALL——AND LIKE VINCE LOMBARDI USED TO START EACH YEAR WITH——–”GENTLEMEN—THIS IS A FOOTBALL”
Dawglover
October 30th, 2009
1:27 am
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cantondawg
October 30th, 2009
12:46 pm
How about #6…Florida’s offense and defense suck as bad as Mark Bradley’s column
Vick=Dog killing thug
October 30th, 2009
2:51 pm
Mark, Don’t quit your day job as a mediocre sports hack working for a second rate paper. Comedy ain’t your thing brother…