This one’s for Mrs. Lou Bradley of Maysville, Ky. Or, as I like to call her, “Mom.” And Mom always said — and I mean always — that “your sins will find you out.”
Last week a video of Erin Andrews, of whom you’ve heard, surfaced on the Internet. It was shot through a peephole in a hotel room and it featured — and here the hearts of 10 million fanboys go all a-flutter — footage of Ms. Andrews unclad. Her lawyer acted quickly to have such footage removed from the Web.
“While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent,” wrote her attorney, Marshall P. Grossman of Santa Monica, in a statement released on PR Newswire. “She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin’s privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities.”
If you check today, you’ll not find the video on the Internet. What you might find, according to Samuel Goldsmith of the New York Daily News, is a download purporting to feature Ms. Andrews but containing instead a big fat computer virus. Which, not to get all judgmental, is what you deserve.
As Graham Cluley of Sophos, an anti-virus developer, told Game On!, a USA Today sports blog: “”Hackers are no slacks when it comes to taking advantage of a hot internet search trend, and they have been quick to set up bogus webpages claiming to contain the video footage of Ms Andrews in her hotel room.”
A confession: While I have seen Ms. Andrews in person — she lives in Atlanta — I don’t quite understand the mania that has occurred since she became a sideline reporter on ESPN. (She used to do in-game updates for TBS during Braves games, and nobody seemed to find those exceptional in any way.) Yes, she’s attractive, and yes, she’s on TV, and yes, she covers sports, which caters to an audience of males, but still … a peephole video?
That’s just sick. That’s not even funny sick — it’s “Psycho” sick. (The Bates Motel, as you’ll recall, featured a peephole. And a nut behind the front desk.) Even Deadspin, a site not renowned for its sense of shame, has felt the need to apologize for directing readers to the (since-deleted) video.
And here’s a word from Mrs. Bradley’s son: Making like Norman Bates isn’t cool, isn’t sexy, isn’t anything but … gross. Now go and sin no more.
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Ali Akbar Allah
July 20th, 2009
4:29 pm
It’s all over the Georgia Tech campus, this is the closest we will get to ever seeing a naked pretty lady in our dorm room.
Bubba
July 20th, 2009
4:35 pm
I don’t care who it is, Erin Andrews, Erin Brockovich, that’s just plain wrong. I hope the perp(s) gets castrated. Someone find out Dawg Foot’s whereabouts at the time of the incident….
WTF
July 20th, 2009
4:42 pm
Rachel Maddow??? Woof…
Mark Bradley
July 20th, 2009
4:43 pm
Er, Billy Sample?
gcs
July 20th, 2009
4:46 pm
I have never understood her appeal either. I too have seen her in person. She’s okay looking but far from “hot”.
To be in such a position, Andrews is not very knowledgeable of sports and never has any insight into the games she is reporting.
I remember her TBS in-game updates and she was AWFUL! Fumbling her words, mispronunciations, errant reporting. It made me wonder who she @#$%ed or who her father was to get such a gig.
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bigdawg
July 20th, 2009
4:51 pm
UF fans, you guys are right, you gave us Erin Andrews, thank you. We have some nice talent on tv 2 though, check out the entertainment show on CNN, the hot blonde is from UGA.
BugKiller
July 20th, 2009
4:55 pm
What’s unfortunate, is that Andrews takes away from the women who work in sports, who aren’t all that good looking at all, but actually know their jobs inside and out.
Think Linda Cohn, or Robin Roberts, or Jackie MacMullin.
The only woman I can think of who works sports who knows her stuff just as well as the guys, and who actually asked insightful sideline questions (unlike Andrews who’s just as bad as Jill “David Pole-ock” Arrington), is Suzie Koblar.
You can talk football with Suzie Koblar.
If you want to know the color of Tim Tebow of Nazareth’s eyes, ask Andrews.
If you want to know how “awesome” Pete Carroll is, ask Andrews.
She’s fluff. And gator-trash.
spider
July 20th, 2009
5:04 pm
i love erin but this is a real sick situation, you know when they catch this idiot some fleabag lawyer will get rich trying to get him off the charges
Tavis
July 20th, 2009
5:18 pm
Mark, great post. You hit the nail on the head with one. However, isn’t it sad that people respond in this fashion? Out of respect for the lady, who didn’t choose to be taped, people should act more appropriately.
Mark Bradley
July 20th, 2009
5:22 pm
Thanks, Tavis.
Mitchell
July 20th, 2009
5:23 pm
I love Erin Andrews. I have to admit though, in the most steroetypically dude-who-would-never-even-have-a-chance-to-begin-with way, I didn’t think she was that hot at first. I know, pathetic. Of course she’s hot.
But she’s also a pro at what she does in a profession filled with hacks. Even if the video was still on the internet I probably wouldn’t be albe to bring myself to watch it. It’s an invasion of privacy and it’s utterly disrespectful.
But good God what I wouldn’t give to see it. I’m just going to have to stop thinking about it or else my head will explode.
Ted Striker
July 20th, 2009
5:23 pm
Hey, folks — Sorry I haven’t blogged much today but for some reason my computer started acting funny last night and then it completely went kaput. I was online downloading recipes for peach cobbler at 2:30 a.m. — like I sometimes do — then things went terribly haywire. A bunch of popups opened up on the screen, then the screen started flashing on/off, there was a high-pitched whine coming from the processor.
Then I heard the ESPN theme come from the speakers and a voice said “5…4…3…2…1…MELTDOWN!!!!” Then….nothing. The computer got quiet and wisps of white smoke started coming from the computer like it always did on Mission Impossible when Jim Phelps would play those tapes.
I still can’t figure out what happened.
The Grinch
July 20th, 2009
5:24 pm
Seen the video, and while she may not have wished it “leaked” (we’ll see in the future) she most certainly knew she was being filmed. She was standing in the only possible vantage point for a camera through the hole and shook her “assets” right at the lens several times. The “sick perv” who gets arrested is going to wind up being her boyfriend and she’s really gonna have some ’splainin’ to do when ESPN finds out she lied and it was just a home sex tape.
Bug Killer, I agree except that I think Suzy Kolber’s kinda hot too. More so than Miss Andrews, who isn’t exactly a sports genius.
The Grinch
July 20th, 2009
5:27 pm
Linda Cohn, though…yikes. She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
Mitchell
July 20th, 2009
5:28 pm
Again, I would kill to see it but it’s totally wrong.
This is cruel any way you look at it.
Now that’s just confusing.
Mitchell
July 20th, 2009
5:32 pm
Bug Killer, I agree except that I think Suzy Kolber’s kinda hot too. More so than Miss Andrews, who isn’t exactly a sports genius.
Oh dude… Suzy Kolber?
You have problems if you think Suzy Kolber is hotter than Erin Andrews.
WTF
July 20th, 2009
5:36 pm
Joe Namath thought Suzy was pretty hot.
BT
July 20th, 2009
5:36 pm
Glad to see some folks have principles and want work with a perv who would take a video through a peep hole. How low can a person get/
Sick of you too
July 20th, 2009
5:39 pm
Mark, Erin Andrews is almost every man’s dream woman. She is reasonably attractive, although not blow away good looking. She is intelligent, although not Noble Prize winning intelligent. She not only likes sports, she is highly knowledable about sports. And finally, the girl is just plain fun, with a great smile and sense of humor. This did not come across when she had her two minutes during Brave breaks and when Skip was always putting her down and making her nervous. But, after she took the ESPN job, her entire persona came forth and made her not only attractive to men (there are tons of those on TV), but also very likeable (not so many of those out there). For me, the final icing on the cake was…she is a Gator. Of course, almost every man who admires the woman would like to see her without clothes. We would then start to feel guilt and shame for it because it would destroy the almost perfect, non attainable image we have of her…using the toliet like all of us!
yerrrr
July 20th, 2009
5:39 pm
I found it on the internet and it wasnt a virus it was a website that had 6 clips of it but i wont post the link on here for you pervs
Sick of you too
July 20th, 2009
5:44 pm
I did not write the last sentence in my previous blog correctly…it should have read:…”it would destroy the almost perfect, non-attainable image we have of her because we would see our female dream girl using the toliet or putting on her clothes just like the rest of us.” That image would destoy the dream.
jason
July 20th, 2009
5:54 pm
Congrats to the AJC for figuring out that you can drive hits by putting up photo galleries and throwaway stories about Erin Andrews. I’m sure the paper won’t go under this week!
Gator in the Hootch
July 20th, 2009
5:54 pm
Anyone who says Erin is not a good sports reporter has never seen her working the sideslines during a game to report an interesting tidbit, interview coaches at halftime and after a game and ask very good questions, or watch her behind the scenes taking notes, doing some research, or writing down good questions to ask. She is not as polished or experienced as some of the other female sports reporters mentioned on this blog, but she is good and not worthy of some of the put downs given, which were probably more Gator-hater driven that Erin-hater driven. She has made dramatic improvement from her TBS days, or even from a couple of years ago. And I also like the fact that she can go from the sideslines during football games to interviewing celebs at the ESPYS with ease and with personality. And, like the guy said on the ESPYS, I didn’t realize she was so tall.
i cant take it anymore
July 20th, 2009
5:59 pm
Erin is no big deal. Her interviews suck, too. however, invading her privacy sucks more than her voice.
Nice blog, mark.
The Grinch
July 20th, 2009
6:18 pm
I don’t think Suzy is ultimately better looking, but the combo of real sports knowledge, bedroom eyes and being a non-gator increase the appeal.
The Grinch
July 20th, 2009
6:21 pm
And really, whoever thinks that learning Erin Andrews also dresses and uses the bathroom like the rest of us might just be a little too into Erin Andrews. She’s a sports reporter with big hoo-ha’s and a slightly crooked nose. She’s not the Virgin Mary.
Mark Bradley
July 20th, 2009
6:22 pm
Beauty, I might note, is in the eye of the beholder. Quote me on that.
Doggit
July 20th, 2009
6:24 pm
she ain’t that great
Bald Eagle
July 20th, 2009
6:26 pm
Yup, that was me in the video…
Flounder
July 20th, 2009
6:29 pm
My god, you people who think Erin Andrews is “hot” seriously need to get up and off the couch more often. Are you that blinded by a pair of breasts? She is a plain jane with a horribly nasal voice. Her sports “knowledge” is piped into her earpiece from the production truck.
I think she must plant half of the “Erin is awesome” letters herself.
Green Tea
July 20th, 2009
6:29 pm
Mr. Grinch, did you just refer to the Virgin Mary as a sex object?? That’s even sicker than a peeping Tom dude…
Green Tea
July 20th, 2009
6:30 pm
Instead of saying oh i don’t know… “She’s no Giselle.” or even “She’s no Eva Mendez.” you said the Virgin Mary. BWAHAHAHA
Duder
July 20th, 2009
6:39 pm
Just thinking about the video nauseates me. What a jerk you must be to do something like that. I mean, that is LOW
David C
July 20th, 2009
6:45 pm
I was off last week and just timing had it I was able to see it..not proud of it but have to say 1..she’s everything we think she is and 2. I hope they get this creep because 3. I knew what she was and it ruined it for me.
Sunshine
July 20th, 2009
6:45 pm
Turd Striker we are SOOO glad you are back. I mean… we wouldn’t be able to sleep not knowing where you were and why you weren’t blogging. This is such a relief that you are here now. Thanks for the play by play on your computer issues, the break down was cutting edge…
Bigeasy830
July 20th, 2009
6:47 pm
I am a big sports fan, but I did not know her name until this incident. Yes, she will benefit from this scandal by getting notoriety. i am not implying that she set it up, but any publicity is better than no publicity at all.
Bobby's Cup
July 20th, 2009
6:57 pm
So…Ms. “Holo Somer” getting a little extra Exposure..errr PR. What is the old adage-there is no such thing as Bad Publicity. Video pulled..Dadgummit, we will have to look for other stimuli to keep us going unitl Kickoff.
Greg
July 20th, 2009
7:06 pm
Hope they catch the guy. It is on useless junk, fyi.
JFB
July 20th, 2009
7:07 pm
How can you be surprised by this??? A tall, leggy, athletic blond with large breasts might have nude pictures on the net? Oh, and she’s a pseudo-celebrity? I can think of at least two dozen websites that specifically cater to just that profile. Have you forgotten that R and X rated images make up more than a quarter of all internet traffic? The 19-year-old daughter of your next door neighbor has a better chance of having her own nude web site than being a virgin. That’s just the way things are today.
Top Dogg
July 20th, 2009
7:09 pm
GT gave us Rosie Odonell. Thanks technerds.
jed
July 20th, 2009
7:12 pm
yeah i agree. the erin adrews fascination is much ado about absolutely nothing. she’s not that attractive in the first place. comes off as a ditzy sorority girl if you ask me.
mike
July 20th, 2009
7:18 pm
i saw the video…nothing special but worth watching for any red blooded american male..
David C
July 20th, 2009
7:20 pm
If you are one that thinks EA is “much about nothing” its because you know you could never have her. You are probably sitting next to Rosie
David C
July 20th, 2009
7:20 pm
If you are one that thinks EA is “much about nothing” its because you know you could never have her. You are probably sitting next to Rosie
jcwfalcon
July 20th, 2009
7:24 pm
Rosie didnt go to Tech. She went to Dickinson and Boston.
KJ
July 20th, 2009
7:31 pm
Lot of Internet Casanovas in this blog with their “she’s not so great” routine. I saw the video, her body is pretty sick. And I’m not going to be ashamed of watching it, either. Sure, the guy who filmed it is a creepo, but if you put a naked picture of a hot chick in front of me, I’m going to look at it, it’s that simple. I hardly “deserve” to have a virus jack up my computer, that’s for sure.
Bradley, when you say stuff like that, you sound really foolish, just like every preacher/politician that’s said the same thing, only to be busted a few months later for using the company jet to shtoop 10 year old boys in Thailand.
Hillbilly Deluxe
July 20th, 2009
7:37 pm
A tad off-topic but since his name came up in the comments, John Sterling is without a doubt the worst sportscaster I’ve ever seen or heard. Thank goodness he left Atlanta.
Najeh Davenpoop
July 20th, 2009
8:20 pm
Erin Andrews ain’t bad, but ain’t enough junk in that trunk for my taste.
mike jay
July 20th, 2009
8:43 pm
I feel sorry for her. She travels a ton for her work and she will never feel comfortable in a hotel room again.
HERBIE
July 20th, 2009
8:56 pm
all she has to now is to tape the damn peephole with tape