The latest from the party of ideas
OK, I admit it: I saw this on Power Line earlier today and was convinced it was really a hoax. Then I finally got the email from the Democratic National Committee, with a link to the latest innovation in bumper-sticker politics:
"Change that matters"? Clearly, that's another slogan on its way to the scrap heap.
Yes, this is bound to be a campaign full of substance and thoughtfulness. Yessirree.
Well, if all sides are determined to keep this campaign on the low road, I might finally have to surrender and play along. One can only guess the only slogans that were considered and rejected …
“Democrats: Not to be confused with any other parties”
“Democrats: Alphabetically superior”
“Democrats: Hey, look — George W. Bush!”
“Democrats: Fresh out of short, vapid slogans”
“Democrats: Get our full message on Twitter”
And it’s not even silly season yet. (Sigh.)
– By Kyle Wingfield
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DannyX
April 19th, 2012
2:21 pm
Republicans: Hey, don’t look, George W Bush
Republicans: We Hate Everyone
Republicans: Economy Killers
Republicans: Tax Cuts, Tax Cuts, Tax Cuts, Tax Cuts
Republicans: Etch-a-Sketching Ideas For The Future
Republicans: Deficits Suddenly Matter
Republicans: Corporations Are People Too
Republicans: Democrats didn’t Fix Our Disaster Fast Enough
Republicans: George W Bush Never Happened
Republicans: Romneycare Never Happened
Republicans: We’ll Bring You Another Useless War
Republicans: We Are Crazy For Palin, Cain, Perry, Santorum, Bachmann and Newt!
Republicans: We Love Dogs
Republicans: Rush and Ted Nugent Values
Republicans: We’ll Never Mention W’s Name Again
stands for decibels
April 19th, 2012
2:27 pm
Kyle, um…
http://www.gopstore.com/cgi-bin/rnc/BS130.html?id=7JCU2d8f
http://www.gopstore.com/cgi-bin/rnc/BS159.html?id=7JCU2d8f
shall I go on with more classy examples from the GOP, for sale from their official merch store?
stands for decibels
April 19th, 2012
2:28 pm
Kyle, you really want to compare official party bumper stickers?
Really?
stands for decibels
April 19th, 2012
2:28 pm
oops. Thanks for clearing that post, kyle.
stands for decibels
April 19th, 2012
2:30 pm
for my money, this is the single most offensive thing available from the GOP store.
I know, it doesn’t specifically call for hauling liberals off to concentration camps, but it certainly comes close enough.
Jefferson
April 19th, 2012
2:34 pm
Bumper stickers are a good way to get your car scratched.
stands for decibels
April 19th, 2012
2:34 pm
Gotta love that party of personal responsibility, placing 4 trillion dollars of debt on Obama’s shoulders.
stands for decibels
April 19th, 2012
2:36 pm
Want to claim that the opposition party is comprised solely of welfare leeches? There’s a GOP sticker for that!
stands for decibels
April 19th, 2012
2:38 pm
And lest we forget, the apparent Prime Directive of modern conservatism–annoyin’ libruls. (Particularly good if you can annoy them by assuming phony stuff about them.)
carlosgvv
April 19th, 2012
2:54 pm
Kyle, since you posted only Republican stickers I thought you might like to see a few Democratic ones:
We don’t need
any ideas
We just trash yours
Vote Republican
Why should just
our ideas be dead?
Herbert Hoover 2012
I’m already
President Bachmann
If I believe it, it’s true
If Obama’s for America
I’m against it!!
Cantor 2012
stands for decibels
April 19th, 2012
2:55 pm
For what it’s worth, I happen to agree with Kyle that the “Not a Republican” sticker is kind of stupid. I cringed a bit when I saw it; all I could think was, “the DNC, they sure do stink at provocation.”
But if you’re looking for merch with actual Democratic ideas spelled out clearly, there is this.
Mr. Holmes
April 19th, 2012
3:07 pm
So Mr. Wingfield begins his search for serious, issue-driven, intellectual dialogue in the political arena by examining … bumper stickers. Shrewd thinking, sir. Very shrewd.
One can only guess other forms of expression were examined and rejected for not fitting a pre-conceived partisan thesis.
ByteMe
April 19th, 2012
3:21 pm
Mr. Holmes has this right: Kyle is searching for deep thought by looking at bumper stickers and finding them not good enough. Ummm….
Kyle your other article today was much better.
As for “Not a Republican”, it’s actually pretty succinct for about 75% of the population at this point.
Grasshopper
April 19th, 2012
3:24 pm
Thanks for the links to all of those great stickers Stands!
Kyle Wingfield
April 19th, 2012
3:33 pm
Mr. Holmes: Yes, because I always begin my search with whatever happens to land, unsolicited, in my inbox …
You must have missed it, or declined to comment on it because it didn’t fit — oh, I don’t know — a pre-conceived partisan thesis, but yesterday I said the Romney campaign should drop the dog-eating talk and focus on the issues.
Jefferson
April 19th, 2012
3:34 pm
How’s the tspost improving the quality of life campaingn going ? You folks in Atlanta need to do something with that traffic other than spending all afternoon reading bumper stickers…
Finn McCool (Class Warfare === Stopping Rich People from TAKING MORE of OUR MONEY)
April 19th, 2012
3:35 pm
Hey, here’s a link to explain to the conservatives just why the public debt is not at all like a family’s debt (private debt)!
http://www.salon.com/2012/04/19/deficit_dogma_debunked/
It’s a nice afternoon to learn something new, isnt it?
Finn McCool (Class Warfare === Stopping Rich People from TAKING MORE of OUR MONEY)
April 19th, 2012
3:37 pm
OY, how hard can it be to understand?
Think of federal budget deficits themselves as barometers of economic activity: when economic activity declines, tax revenues plunge and social welfare expenditures rise as more people are thrown out of work. As a consequence, in bad economic times, there are higher deficits; conversely, when prosperity returns, deficits decrease.
Mr. Holmes
April 19th, 2012
3:38 pm
Fair enough, but just because you get an email about something doesn’t necessarily mean you have to blog about it. As several people have pointed out, it’s not like the DNC has a monopoly on puerile/inane/insulting bumper stickers. What’s next, a column about how Democrats spin facts to support their positions?
SHOCKING
Misty Fyed
April 19th, 2012
3:59 pm
Wow..Finn…from Salon no less. Surely they are right. It doesn’t really matter that we added 5 trillion in debt over the last 3.5 years because of deficit spending.
Misty Fyed
April 19th, 2012
4:00 pm
Mr. Holmes….I’m looking at Jay’s blogs. I’m not finding your complaints over there about blogging about half stories or half truths.
Junior Samples
April 19th, 2012
4:02 pm
Hey Kyle,
I got an email today that might be a good article. Men’s Wearhouse is having yet another sale. I think George Zimmer is up to something. Can’t trust a guy that smiles all the time. And can he really guarantee I’m going to like the way I look in one of his suits? Something’s fishy here Kyle.
HDB
April 19th, 2012
4:03 pm
Misty Fyed
April 19th, 2012
3:59 pm
Have you thought about all of the spending that was PFF THE BOOKS under Bush that Obama placed on the books so we could really see what we’re spending?? Have you thought of the costs of cleaning up all of the messes that Bush left behind??
Whatever
April 19th, 2012
4:16 pm
stands,
You really think that slogan comes close to supporting sending liberals to concentration camps? That’s quite a stretch.
Kyle Wingfield
April 19th, 2012
4:24 pm
HDB: Debt is debt, whether it was on-budget or off-budget.
St Simons- island off the coast of New Somalia
April 19th, 2012
4:25 pm
When your pahhty’s most popular bumpersticker is “Don’t Renig”
one doesn’t really have to do anything except be the opposite of you.
Mudfoot
April 19th, 2012
4:26 pm
The mental desparity within America’s political community is astounding, eclipsed only by the droves of people on either side of the aisle that swallow the rhetoric hook, line and sinker. While this piece might be viewed as an attempt to lift us above the din of ignorance, considering the tone I have my doubts.
Mudfoot
April 19th, 2012
4:27 pm
St. Simons 4:25
Sadly true
The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers
April 19th, 2012
4:35 pm
Dumbocrat sticker: If you get the vote out you’ll get a handout!
Hillbilly D
April 19th, 2012
4:41 pm
Every once in a while, a bumper sticker is good for a chuckle or a grin, if you’re stuck in traffic. Other than that, all they really do is mess up the looks of your bumper.
MarkV
April 19th, 2012
4:47 pm
While I would agree that the DNC bumper sticker is pretty low on the scale of imagination and creativity, compared with many comments posted on this blog every day it appears positively brilliant.
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
5:01 pm
Hey……NOT A REPUBLICAN…I love it. Let’s me know to stay far enough behind so I won’t get hit by mud slinging, one of the few talents of Democrats.
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
5:06 pm
Hey, didn’t I tell ya? I’m right after MarkV and he’s slinging mud!
Hi MarkV!
1961_Xer
April 19th, 2012
5:22 pm
I’m not sure what the point of this is. When it comes to hate-filled invective directed at the other side, Liberals rule the roost. Look in any forum and it will the libs who try to persuade with attacks and insults.
Democrat game plan: appeal to the baser instincts of their constituency. This means: insult the opposition, wage class warfare, blame it on Bush.
saywhat?
April 19th, 2012
5:25 pm
How about -”Don’t blame me, I voted for Bush! – Oh, wait, never mind….”
Ayn Rant
April 19th, 2012
5:26 pm
bumper sticker voter mentality = bumper sticker government
saywhat?
April 19th, 2012
5:26 pm
I’m not sure what the point of this is. When it comes to hate-filled invective directed at the other side, Conservatives rule the roost. Look in any forum and it will the cons who try to persuade with attacks and insults.
Republican game plan: appeal to the baser instincts of their constituency. This means: insult the opposition, wage class warfare, blame it on Obama.
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
5:40 pm
1961_Xer
Interpretations of NOT A REPUBLICAN can be a lot of fun.
One thought that comes to mind is a GOOSE wearing a sign saying NOT A SWAN.
But Kyle gives us a break from the “heavy stuff”. Just “trip the light fantastic” and enjoy!
MarkV
April 19th, 2012
5:43 pm
Dusty @5:06 pm: “Hey, didn’t I tell ya? I’m right after MarkV and he’s slinging mud!”
Hi Dusty! Apparently I was mistaken when I thought you read the posts.
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
5:44 pm
say what ? 5:25,
Do try for a little originality…if possible….
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
5:48 pm
MarkV
I read your post. It had a bumper sticker on it: NOT A REPUBLICAN. Wasn’t that you?
MarkV
April 19th, 2012
5:58 pm
Dusty @5:48 pm: “I read your post. It had a bumper sticker on it: NOT A REPUBLICAN. Wasn’t that you?”
Dusty, I admit I lack your imagination. I find it difficult to imagine a post, which has a bumper sticker on it. How do you stick a sticker on a blog post?
As for “slinging mud,” I am sure you could tell us who was hit by the mud I slung, can you?
I Report (-: You Whine )-: mmm, mmmm, mmmmm! Just sayin...
April 19th, 2012
6:02 pm
Democrats: Have you seen our dog?
Rafe Hollister
April 19th, 2012
6:11 pm
Democrat
I vote for a living!
Rafe Hollister
April 19th, 2012
6:13 pm
Democrat
I have nothing left to spend, loan me some!
Rafe Hollister
April 19th, 2012
6:18 pm
DEMOCRAT TO THE MAX
Half of us pay no TAX
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
6:19 pm
Come on, MarkV. U can put a sticker on a blog post.
Hold up your NOT A REPUBLICAN strip carefully !
Wet your finger and rub it on the back of your sticker.
Press it gently over your post on the screen.
Smooth out any wrinkles.
Click “Submit”…….Voila! It will stay a long time. (You had to ask!)
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
6:23 pm
Hey…. I Report and Rafe,
Good ones! Keep ‘em coming!
I’m gone for a bit of barbeque.
Tiberius - Your lightning rod of hate!
April 19th, 2012
6:25 pm
I particularly liked Kyle’s: “Democrats: Get our full message on Twitter”
Nice try in attempting to lighten the afternoon, Kyle.
Too bad it was lost on so many. (and somebody need to find a fainting couch for stands for decibels)
zeke
April 19th, 2012
6:26 pm
Free Seamus
MarkV
April 19th, 2012
6:34 pm
Dusty @6:19 pm
Dusty,
I appreciate your help and instructions. You must have a rather enormous monitor. I can’t fit that bumper sticker on my screen. Help!
Ex Republican
April 19th, 2012
6:54 pm
No Longer A Republican.
Tiberius - Your lightning rod of hate!
April 19th, 2012
6:59 pm
It’s clear that the “party of ideas” is sure not the party of humor.
Just saying..
April 19th, 2012
7:06 pm
Uh..this has been educational, folks.
I do kinda like the dog ones. Just PLEASE don’t repeat them to Gail Collins…
Sister Sarah
April 19th, 2012
7:16 pm
Dusty/I Report/Rafe = CODEPENDENCY in its “Purist” form! Sad actually. Hope Dusty enjoys her barbeque, though I never knew she was a cannibal until now.
snoqualmiepass
April 19th, 2012
7:23 pm
“Romney… great for ‘68″
Of course Mittens will have to update his dad’s campaign slogan with something 21st century.
Lyman Hall
April 19th, 2012
7:29 pm
MY bumper sticker strikes fear in ALL RepubloCrat frightened little Federo-sexuals.
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Ron Paul Revolution.
Lyman Hall
April 19th, 2012
7:36 pm
Of course we true Patriots had frightened little cowards back then too—————————April 19——————
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The Battles of Lexington and Concord were the first military engagements of the American Revolutionary War.They were fought on April 19, 1775, in Middlesex County, Province of Massachusetts Bay, within the towns of Lexington, Concord, Lincoln, Menotomy (present-day Arlington), and Cambridge, near Boston. The battles marked the outbreak of open armed conflict between the Kingdom of Great Britain and its thirteen colonies in the mainland of British North America.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, in his “Concord Hymn”, described the first shot fired by the Patriots at the North Bridge as the “shot heard ’round the world.”
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I Report (-: You Whine )-: mmm, mmmm, mmmmm! Just sayin...
April 19th, 2012
7:47 pm
democrats: We have the most authentic hot dogs!
Lyman Hall
April 19th, 2012
7:49 pm
In parenthesis is mine———
Percy took the land route across Boston Neck and over the Great Bridge, which some enterprising colonists had stripped of its planking to delay their way. His men then came upon an absent-minded tutor at HARVARD COLLEGE (that place generates nothing but trouble and idiots) and asked him which road would take them to Lexington. The Harvard man, apparently oblivious to the reality of what was happening around him,(typical Harvard graduate,nothing has changed for two hundred years) showed him the proper road without thinking. (He was later compelled to leave the country for inadvertently supporting the enemy.)(GOOD RIDDANCE)…. Percy’s troops arrived in Lexington at about 2:00 pm. They could hear gunfire in the distance as they set up their cannon and lines of regulars on high ground with commanding views of the town. Colonel Smith’s men approached like a fleeing mob with the full complement of colonial militia in close formation pursuing them. Percy ordered his artillery to open fire at extreme range, dispersing the colonial militiamen. Smith’s men collapsed with exhaustion once they reached the safety of Percy’s lines.
Against the advice of his Master of Ordnance, Percy had left Boston without spare ammunition for his men or for the two artillery pieces they brought with them, thinking the extra wagons would slow him down. Each man in Percy’s brigade had only 36 rounds, and each artillery piece was supplied with only a few rounds carried in side-boxes. After Percy had left the city, Gage directed two ammunition wagons guarded by one officer and thirteen men to follow. This convoy was intercepted by a small party of older, former militiamen,(REAL PATRIOTS) still on the “alarm list” who could not join their militia companies because they were well over 60. These men rose up in ambush and demanded the surrender of the wagons, but the regulars ignored them and drove their horses on. The old men opened fire, shot the lead horses, killed two sergeants, and wounded the officer.(h*ll YEAH)…..The survivors ran, (like cowards do)and six of them threw their weapons into a pond before they surrendered.(not unlike Obama/Romney supporters would do).
Lyman Hall
April 19th, 2012
7:52 pm
Percy wrote of the colonial tactics, “The rebels attacked us in a very scattered, irregular manner, but with perseverance and resolution, nor did they ever dare to form into any regular body. Indeed, they knew too well what was proper, to do so. Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob, will find himself very much mistaken.
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ONE MORE TIME—————————Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob, will find himself very much mistaken.
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I Report (-: You Whine )-: mmm, mmmm, mmmmm! Just sayin...
April 19th, 2012
7:54 pm
democrats: No, the SPCA does not take food stamps.
Class of '98
April 19th, 2012
7:59 pm
Hey Kyle, how many pinkos have told you that your columns are “dribble”? That’s my personal favorite. They don’t even realize how dumb they are.
I Report (-: You Whine )-: mmm, mmmm, mmmmm! Just sayin...
April 19th, 2012
8:00 pm
democrats: PETA, People Eating Terriers, Akitas and anything else you drop off.
I Report (-: You Whine )-: mmm, mmmm, mmmmm! Just sayin...
April 19th, 2012
8:05 pm
democrats: You can’t teach an old dog new tricks but you can sure eat them.
Lyman Hall
April 19th, 2012
8:07 pm
In the morning, Boston was surrounded by a huge militia army, numbering over 15,000, which had marched from throughout New England…Unlike the Powder Alarm, the rumors of spilled blood were true, and the Revolutionary War had BEGUN. The militia army continued to grow as surrounding colonies sent men and supplies. The Second Continental Congress adopted these men into the beginnings of the Continental Army. Even now, after open warfare had started, Gage still refused to impose martial law in Boston. He persuaded the town’s selectmen to surrender all PRIVATE WEAPONS(sound familiar?) in return for promising that any inhabitant could leave town.
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George Washington received the news at Mount Vernon and wrote to a friend, “the once-happy and peaceful plains of America are either to be drenched in blood or inhabited by SLAVES.(probably considered a terrorist today). Sad alternative! But can a virtuous man hesitate in his choice.
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Yes indeed…….But can a virtuous man hesitate in his choice?”
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Ron Paul 2012.
I Report (-: You Whine )-: mmm, mmmm, mmmmm! Just sayin...
April 19th, 2012
8:10 pm
democrats: Kibbles and Bits gets them into the Sufuria every time!
Lyman Hall
April 19th, 2012
8:12 pm
Have your silly elections.
Elect your silly big government candidate of choice.
Just remember……………………..the REAL freedom-loving majority has pretty much “had it”.
Hillbilly D
April 19th, 2012
8:18 pm
The Battles of Lexington and Concord were the first military engagements of the American Revolutionary War.
What about the Battle of Alamance in 1771?
Lyman Hall
April 19th, 2012
8:27 pm
Good question Hillbilly——
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The Battle of Alamance was agin LOCAL crooks……………………….not the Royal Red Bellies.
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Only when Royal Marines are involved………………is it on.
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Not unlike what is going on now…Our Federal overlords are slowly getting the military involved in our domestic affairs.
Bad mistake.
Rafe Hollister
April 19th, 2012
8:32 pm
I Report
Yellow dogs, blue dogs, they all taste the same to a Democrat.
Here is one I like.
FAST and FURIOUS,
(It is not how we drive, but how we spend)
Rafe Hollister
April 19th, 2012
8:35 pm
DEMOCRAT SALAD
Arugula with grilled dog strips.
Hillbilly D
April 19th, 2012
8:46 pm
Those local crooks were agents of the British Crown. They just don’t get the press because that didn’t suit the New Englanders who wrote the history books.
ragnar danneskjold
April 19th, 2012
8:55 pm
Democrats – seeking new ways to spend your money
Democrats – not responsible for anything
Democrats – cutting medicare and blaming republicans
Democrats – we have more dog recipes
Democrats – we suck at talk radio and television news
Democrats – no worthy ideas in 50 years
Democrats – proof of global warming
Democrats – the party of abortion
Democrats – no real economists in our ranks
Democrats – proof that thoughtless and brainless can coexist in one
Michael H. Smith
April 19th, 2012
9:07 pm
You’re grading these political bumper snickers on a curve aren’t you Kyle?
Federalism: Don’t ask a Democrat!
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
9:13 pm
Well, “the time has come ” the walrus said “to talk of many things. Of shoes__and ships__and sealinig wax__of cabbages and kings__”
So let’s see. MarkV.
If your computer screen is too small for your NOT A REPUBLICAN bumper sticker, just place it on your wide screen TV. Serves just as well.
I report & Rafe
You’ve really “dogged” that one out!! No barking up the wrong tree for you two.
Sister Sarah
So you think I’m a cannibal for eating barbeque.. Well, come one over. Since you are half-baked , we can finish the baking and see if you are in “good taste”.
Lyman Hall
I like your history. Has a nice twist to it. The good ol’ Revolutionary! We haven’t had a fine Tea Party since then.
HillBilly D
You and Lyman forgot to mention the unmaned rocket attack on Bunker Hill. Maybe it was not mentioned because the unwomaned rocket attack has never been mentioned either. Prejudice!!
Hillbilly D
April 19th, 2012
9:26 pm
Dusty
The Battle of Bunker Hill was actually fought on Breed’s Hill.
Dusty
April 19th, 2012
9:29 pm
HillBilly D
No wonder the unmanned rocket attacks were never mentioned. They attacked the wrong hill.
hryder
April 19th, 2012
9:37 pm
When but an extemely young boy growing up in Dayton, Ohio, I asked my dad what DFD meant on the side of a building while he was driving our family car to Sears to shop. He replied, “Damn fool drivers!”. I am more than certain that he would change the drivers of his comment to the political party beginning with the same first letter of dee. This from a man who was a Democrat until LBJ and all his illogical programs.
Lt Dan
April 19th, 2012
9:56 pm
Bumper sticker I saw a while back that although in bad taste, I did laugh the rest of the way home: “I would still rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car driven by Ted Kennedy”.
Lil' Barry Bailout (Revised Downward)
April 20th, 2012
5:51 am
Finn: in bad economic times, there are higher deficits; conversely, when prosperity returns, deficits decrease.
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Why did the debt increase every year of the Clinton regime?
It’s the spending, stupid. And Obozo has done more of it than anyone since WWII. All after the recession ended in June 2000.
Lil' Barry Bailout (Revised Downward)
April 20th, 2012
5:54 am
2009…’scuse me
Lil' Barry Bailout (Revised Downward)
April 20th, 2012
5:55 am
Well hell, there’s your bumper sticker right there:
It’s the spending, stupid
Lil' Barry Bailout (Revised Downward)
April 20th, 2012
5:56 am
Not a Republican?
More like…Not an American
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:22 am
Democrats: How do you want your dog cooked?
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:23 am
Democrats: My welfare check is higher than your kid’s GPA
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:24 am
Democrats: Yes I graduated from APS! Soo What?
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:25 am
Democrats: My kid’s teachers cheat better than yours
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:26 am
Democrats: Barnes for Governor 2014!
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:26 am
Democrats: Save Guam from tipping over!
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:27 am
Democrats: Let’s take back all 57 states America!
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:28 am
Democrats: I really, really do promise Hope and Change this time around.
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:28 am
Democrats: No mo’ Gitmo!
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
6:29 am
Democrats: We will find those stay home moms jobs!
Chip
April 20th, 2012
6:51 am
Democrats: “G– D—- America”
Democrats: We only like liberal career women
Democrats: Snuff that unborn child!
Democrats: You work to serve us
Democrats: Your money is ours!
Democrats: F=== the Police! Kill the pigs!
Democrats: We hate your freedoms
Democrats: Silence all dissent!
Democrats: No big carbon footprints — except for Hollywood and our rock gods
Boy, I could go on all day here…
DeborahinAthens
April 20th, 2012
6:53 am
I was a Republican my whole life until Dubya the Dumb ran. I knew from personal experience he was a piece of work. I have a mug that has one of those caricatures of him dressed as a Banana Republic dictator (uniform with epaluts, medals, etc). It says “One nation, one leader, one I.Q. point” . I love it. Another button I have has Bush’s face on it and it says, “Some things should not be recycled”.
Ronnie Raygun
April 20th, 2012
7:02 am
Since the Republicans have the support of Catholic priests and Ted Nugent, I guess that makes them the party of pedophiles then.
Ronnie Raygun
April 20th, 2012
7:25 am
Republicans: We want to save the children…for our private sex parties.
saywhat?
April 20th, 2012
7:39 am
Vote Republican- Its easier than thinking
saywhat?
April 20th, 2012
7:39 am
http://psp.sagepub.com/content/early/2012/03/16/0146167212439213.abstract
saywhat?
April 20th, 2012
7:40 am
Republicans- for a Wide Stance on important issues
saywhat?
April 20th, 2012
7:41 am
Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Republicans don’t screw in lightbulbs. They screw in mens public restrooms.
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
7:50 am
Republicans: Not a millionaire, FU
@@
April 20th, 2012
7:53 am
Democrats share their Weiner dogs?
tweet
saywhat?
April 20th, 2012
7:56 am
Republicans: Haven’t the rich suffered enough?
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
8:11 am
Democrats: Re-elect Obama or Michelle will not be proud of this country, AGAIN!
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
8:11 am
Democrats: Re-elect us & we promise to pay our taxes this time.
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
8:13 am
Democrats: Fast & Furious was only the beginning
carlosgvv
April 20th, 2012
8:15 am
SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR ROMNEY!!
Tie your dog to the top of the car
HDB
April 20th, 2012
8:25 am
If you really want to take it to another level:
REPUBLICANS: If you ain’t white…you ain’t right!!
REPUBLICANS: I’m rich…you ain’t – that’s a b*Tch!
Mike
April 20th, 2012
8:25 am
You’re a dolt.
Jimmy62
April 20th, 2012
8:29 am
Since this is 4/20, an unofficial day of celebration for most pot smokers under the age of 50 or so, I just wanted to say, “End the War on Drugs!”
It sure hasn’t helped reduce the amount of drugs taken, and when you a regime that says that pot is more dangerous than cocaine then you know something is messed up. We jail young black men (and others, but it hits the black community hardest) who just want to smoke a joint peacably, and by the time these non-violent offenders are let out of jail, they have become hardened criminals. Or they find they’ve missed the chance to gather skills for a decent life, and instead resort to crime since they can’t get hired for anything due to their ex-con status.
End the War on Drugs, it will do far more to help the inner city neighborhoods in our country than any amount of money or “helping hands” or war on poverty programs. More children will get to grow up with fathers, more black women will be able to marry their baby-daddy (oh how I hate that term), jails will be less overcrowded…. Tax the hell out of it, that’s fine.
But don’t you dare tell me pot is really dangerous and worse than alcohol because anyone who has gotten high and gotten drunk knows you are full of bull.
Happy 4/20!
HDB
April 20th, 2012
8:42 am
Vote Republican — take from the poor to give to the rich —
Vote Republican — get CONned again!!
GT
April 20th, 2012
8:43 am
The Republican Party where living in a cave is a new idea.
The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers
April 20th, 2012
8:47 am
Stay at home mama’s against king Obama!
Becky
April 20th, 2012
8:52 am
dogsagainstromney.com
commoncents
April 20th, 2012
9:10 am
(Bumper stick shaped like an ACORN)
“No need to vote 2012, we’ll do it for you!
Paid for by the DNC”
jms
April 20th, 2012
9:12 am
The best I’ve seen is:
Our Only Hope
Kenobi ‘12
MiltonMan
April 20th, 2012
9:16 am
Obama: Re-elect me & I will make sure that every household has a dog on the dinner table.
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:19 am
OblamaNation:Obomination
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:20 am
OblamaNation:ObamaNation
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:21 am
Dead Dems Do Vote
jms
April 20th, 2012
9:21 am
“A dog in every pot. And a dog in a crate on every car in every backyard, to boot.”
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:22 am
ObamaNation
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:23 am
Socialists for Obama
nomobama
April 20th, 2012
9:23 am
Republicans: We love dogs…AMEN! Democrats: We love entitlements so much, we’re OK becoming Greece
The Snark
April 20th, 2012
9:27 am
Considering the “ideas” coming out of the Republican Party this year, “Not a Republican” is a pretty good stand, Kyle.
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:31 am
Vote Hussein
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:34 am
Rev Wright for Obama
md
April 20th, 2012
9:35 am
I think “Owebama” pretty much sums it up………….
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:36 am
Black Panthers for Obama
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:39 am
Class Warfare/Race Warfare/Age Warfare/Sex Warfare = Vote Obama
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:40 am
Vote Obama/The Great Divider
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:43 am
It’s The Economy Stupid/ Vote Romney
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:44 am
Air Heads for Obama
Finn McCool (Class Warfare === Stopping Rich People from TAKING MORE of OUR MONEY)
April 20th, 2012
9:45 am
“Keep Honkin’,
I’m Reloadin’”
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:45 am
Vote Hate/ Vote Dem
Finn McCool (Class Warfare === Stopping Rich People from TAKING MORE of OUR MONEY)
April 20th, 2012
9:45 am
“Jesus is Coming, Look Busy”
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
9:46 am
Republicans: NO!!!
Finn McCool (Class Warfare === Stopping Rich People from TAKING MORE of OUR MONEY)
April 20th, 2012
9:47 am
“We’re Republicans – We Don’t Need Ideas”
UGA 1999
April 20th, 2012
9:47 am
This makes it too easy to attack Obama with every bumper sticker that is being made. This does not discount his record. Romney 2012.
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:47 am
I Vote Obama “Cause He’s Black
Finn McCool (Class Warfare === Stopping Rich People from TAKING MORE of OUR MONEY)
April 20th, 2012
9:48 am
“Republicans, Bringing America To Its Knees One Issue At A Time”
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:48 am
It’s The Deficit Stupid/ Vote Romney
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
9:49 am
Willard: I’ll fix the trees
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
9:49 am
Willard: A rat in every pot
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:49 am
It’s Jobs Stupid/ Vote Romney
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:51 am
HollyWeird Votes Hussein
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
9:52 am
Republicans: Less voters the better
Progressive Humanist
April 20th, 2012
9:52 am
Republicans: Old white male hypocrites with a sense of entitlement who are bad for the U.S.A.
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
9:53 am
Republicans: Back to the Middle Ages
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:53 am
Ashamed To Be A Work At Home Mom? / Vote Obama
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:55 am
Common Sense Votes Romney
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:56 am
Vilify White Males / Vote Obama
MarkV
April 20th, 2012
9:57 am
Dusty @9:13 pm
Dusty,
You are so inventive. Alas, like many conservative ideas, yours would not serve the purpose. Placing the NOT A REPUBLICAN bumper sticker on my wide screen TV would not allow YOU to read it, as you thought you could @ 5:48 pm.
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
9:58 am
Make Everybody Poor/ Vote Obama
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
9:58 am
Republicans: The fall of 2008 was a movie
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
10:00 am
Republicans: Tthe Constitution is just a piece of paper! — GW
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:00 am
Coke Addicts For Obama
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:01 am
Chavez / Castro / Obama
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:03 am
Clueless? / Vote Obama
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:04 am
Haters Vote Obama
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:07 am
Clowns To The Left of Me Jokers To The Right / Vote Obama
MrLiberty
April 20th, 2012
10:07 am
The premise of both parties has become “Hey, vote for us, we aren’t THEM.” The two party monopoly that has destroyed this country and siezed control of liberty and freedom offers nothing in the way of good governance or good ideas. They most either has to offer is fear of the other party and demands for blind faith and support because “the other side is worse.”
We no longer vote FOR candidates but AGAINST the other side. Just look at the GOP this year. The general sentiment is supposedly against liberal candidates and yet Romney was selected early on by the leadership and Goldman Sachs and every stop – including blatant vote switching, caucus corruption, etc. has been done to insure his nomination. He is the most un-supported candidate in many generations and yet the sheep in the GOP will vote for him simply because they actually believe that Obama will be worse. News flash – they are one in the same person. Obama’s policies are those of Bush and there is nothing that Obama supports that Romney will not support once elected either (obviously including a complete government takeover of healthcare).
Don’t single out the Democrats. They have been a worthless party since they abandoned their principles after the Civil War. It is the republicans that talk the talk of small government, low taxes, more freedom and the constitution and then vote for the Patriot Act, bank bailouts, NDAA, and overseas empire.
There is only one party in this country – the warfare/welfare party. Both wings of this party do everything they can to convince the voters there is a difference so that they will vote for them. As soon as the voters finally realize that there is NO fundamental difference we might get our country and our freedom back. Until then the sheeple will continue voting for one over the other simply because they are not them. How truly sad.
The Ron Paul Revolution is finally revealing these truths, and while he is a member of the GOP, he stands alone in representing the principles that both parties only talk about but never deliver on. Sound foreign policy, personal and civil liberties, sound money, small government,etc. The hope in Ron Paul is that the duplicitous one party system we have will come tumbling down and more and more abandone the hollow shells of fear that they both have become.
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
10:08 am
Lemmings for Willard
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:08 am
Any Thing But The Economy Stupid / Vote Obama
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
10:09 am
Republicans: Nothing is our fault
Progressive Humanist
April 20th, 2012
10:09 am
Tucker Carlson, the conservative commentator and editor-in-chief of the The Daily Caller, said publicly what many on the right are thinking at a speech last week to the Cato Institute.
“There are only two people in world history who have signed laws containing an individual mandate,” said Carlson, according to The Washington Examiner. “One’s the president, the other’s running against him. So somehow, out of 315 million Americans, the Republican Party managed to find the one guy who couldn’t run on Obamacare.”
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0412/75387_Page2.html#ixzz1sacUl4FD
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:10 am
Clowns To The Left Of Me Jokers To The Right / Vote Perot
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:12 am
Stay Home : Who Cares?
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:12 am
Obama Light / Romney
Progressive Humanist
April 20th, 2012
10:14 am
Romney- Even Republicans don’t like him
Progressive Humanist
April 20th, 2012
10:16 am
Romney- He’ll make sure you’re unemployed and then he’ll take away your unemployment benefits
Progressive Humanist
April 20th, 2012
10:17 am
Romney- Better hope you ain’t old because he’ll make Medicare disappear
Progressive Humanist
April 20th, 2012
10:19 am
Romney- a French speaking Mormon from Massachusetts, just what the Republicans always wanted in a candidate
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:21 am
If Perot was 20 years younger he would win this election in a landslide against either Hussein Oblama or Mitt Romney (Obama Light). This election is about the economy, jobs and reduction of this alarming Fed debt that both parties and the VOTERS are responsible for. With no other choice. the only choice for the economy, jobs and the Fed debt reduction is Obama Light – Mitt Romney. Oblama has shown he can spend. His party won’t vote to reduce the debt. The Fed pumped $7,000,000,000 in to the economy during Oblama’s term and what do we have? More debt and the slowest so called recovery in history.
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:23 am
Support Age Discrimination Against the Soon Born / Vote Dem
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:24 am
I can speak French but I can’t vote Oblama.
MrLiberty
April 20th, 2012
10:24 am
The one principled party also has some great bumper stickers:
The Lesser of Two Evils is Still Evil – Vote Libertarian
The founding fathers were Libertarian
Take a bite out of government – Vote Libertarian
Screw This – I’m Voting Libertarian
Its Your Money, Its Your Life – Vote Libertarian
Libertarians Do It Voluntarily
Stick with us and you’ll be Free – the Libertarians
Vote for Freedom – Vote Libertarian
Vote Libertarian – They only want to repeal sh*t
Want to change the law – Change the Lawmakers
Want your WHOLE paycheck – Vote Libertarian
I mean after all, there are really only TWO parties to blame for the mess we are in – the republicans and the democrats.
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:25 am
Our 1st Reality Show President / vote Oblama
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:27 am
Reelect The Party of NO Clue/ Vote Biden
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:29 am
Want A Free Ride ? / Vote Democrat
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:30 am
A Free Ride Ain’t Free / vote Romney
Oblama
April 20th, 2012
10:31 am
Dead Dems for Oblama
Progressive Humanist
April 20th, 2012
10:33 am
Romney- Poverty at 18%? He’ll make sure it’s at least 55%
UGA 1999
April 20th, 2012
11:42 am
Have you guys seen the video of Zimmermans head after his beating? Great evidence. NO way he will be convicted.
Progressive Humanist
April 20th, 2012
11:58 am
Strange to be rooting for the acquittal of a man who shot and killed an unarmed boy who wasn’t committing any crime. And, might I add, quite pathetic.
jms
April 20th, 2012
12:09 pm
I guess I’m stuck with Biden / Vote Obama
Vote Libertarian. Or don’t vote at all. They’re equivalent.
I bet you $50K I understand the common man / Vote Romney
You don’t reason with crazy / Vote McKinney
tiredofIT
April 20th, 2012
12:33 pm
” NO way he will be convicted.” If Z man started it, then he is guilty. Time will tell.
Richard
April 20th, 2012
2:19 pm
Allow me to quote Lewis Black: “There’s the Republicans, who are the party of no ideas and the Democrats are the party of bad ideas. So the way it works is a Democrat stands up and yells: ‘I got a really bad idea!’ To which a Republican replies, ‘And I can make it spittier!’”