I looked almost everywhere for Tiger. But not in the restrooms. I don't want to jeopardize my membership chances. I hear I'm on deck.
(UPDATE BELOW WITH WOODS SHOWING UP)
AUGUSTA – I went to Augusta National. Looked on the practice tee. Looked on the practice putting green. Looked in the interview room. But no Tiger Woods.
So then I fooled him. Went to Hooters and he no show up. (Chico Marx, copyright.)
“I would think he’d be smarter than to show up here,” said my new best pal, Amanda Collins. “If he came here, that would be kind of risky. Don’t you think?”
True. Tiger is not one to take risks.
Wait a minute . . .
Amanda not only will bring you wings and a beer with a smile, but here it was Easter Sunday morning and she already was sweeping up trash in the tented expansion of the Hooters off Washington Road, just down the street from Augusta National, host of this week’s Masters and Tiger-palooza.
Honestly, the scene early Sunday was relatively low key. Most fans
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