Countdown: Mizzou paranoia, Mora rant and Auburn (again)
School time means counting time!
The Count never liked back-to-school sales as a young winged mammal. Back-to-school sales meant going back to school. Also getting out of bed. Also going to Sears instead of the cool dudes store and, “No mom, I don’t think that shirt hanging by the deluxe set of 68 screwdrivers and drill bits is cute. Can we go now?” But now back-to-school stuff is great, because we get things like spies in sports bras at Missouri football practice, and Jim Mora trying to feign innocence at UCLA, and more potential problems at Auburn. Here we go again. We count down . . .
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10. Is that just a clever disguise?
Capt. Gary Pinkel Queeg: "Ahh, but the strawberries. That's where I had them. They laughed at me but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic... Hello?"
Lilly is hoping for some company.
The paranoia of football coaches never ceases to amaze the Count. The Falcons, like every NFL team, doesn’t want media to report on certain things in practices and often shoos local TV news crews off the field during parts of practice (even though there are fans with flip cams on the hillside pushing “record”). I used to watch the 49ers practice back in the day when the king of paranoia, Bill Walsh, presided. We would whisper to each other on the sideline, “Sssshhh. Montana is throwing to No. 80.” Walsh never thought that was funny. Anyway, I bring this up because Missouri coach Gary Pinkel seems to be getting a little paranoid before his first SEC game against Georgia. The Tigers were holding practice the other day and noticed two lovely coeds running the stadium steps. He had an assistant coach chase them out. The photo was snapped by Eric Blumberg of KOMU-TV. We don’t know if Pinkel thought the young women were spies or figured might just be distracting his players. In either case: Really? If things are that fragile, Mizzou is going to have problems this season. (On a related note, the Count wishes to extend an open invitation to the pictured Missouri coeds. They are welcome to jog around my kitchen while I’m working. Also, Lilly The Wonder Dog would enjoy the company.)
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9. Feeling a little dizzy? . . .
I’m really hoping the “SEC moment” on Sept. 8 isn’t too much for the folks from Missouri. (I suspect not. Just needed something to lead into this video.) Via SI’s Hot Clicks.
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8. Jim Mora keeps tripping over his tongue …
Jim Mora has habit of saying wrong thing. (Getty Images)
I don’t know how good of a coach Jim Mora really is — I suspect average — because his mouth and possibly a secret room in some dark corner of his cranium keeps getting in the way. Mora could be a charming guy when you got him alone for 7½ minutes when he was with the Falcons. But he said and did a lot of really dumb things. Like going on a Seattle radio show to say he wanted the Washington job (while his team was scrambling to try to make the playoffs). Like when he chose to defend the team’s mandate of having the offensive linemen not talk to the media — ever. When somebody referenced past Atlanta greats like Mike Kenn and Jeff Van Note, who spoke to the media and were team leaders, Mora responded something along the lines of, “Did they ever win a Super Bowl?” There was more, but you get the point. But Mora’s worst shoot-from-the-lip moment may have came the other day. He attempted to praise his current employer, UCLA, by saying on a radio show, “We don’t have murders a block from our campus.” Oy. Two grad students at crosstown rival USC had been shot and killed just off campus back in April. Mora later denied knowing that. Of course. He also denied that he was specifically referencing USC. Of course. He also denied being psychotic. Duh. Mora says stupid things, then plays innocent, then tries to backtrack when forced by a superior (read: Arthur Blank or UCLA chancellor). The tone in this video reminds me a lot of the apology press conference he was forced to have in Blank’s office following the Washington radio mishap.
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7. Still waiting . . .
Shirts will fit coaches or Student Athlete Development Coordinators.
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The Count has been waiting anxiously for the next addition to his back-to-school wardrobe. It’s pictured to the left. Made the purchase last week from Skreened.com and it still hasn’t arrived. So they must either be back-ordered or the whole thing is a scam by Bobby Petrino to raise funds until he can find a Division III school to hire him. When it arrives, we promise a followup photo.
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6. Does she need an agent?
As a public service announcement, this Jewish bat would like to assure all of you that Jews do NOT own all of the banks and Hollywood, and if they do then clearly I’m not getting my share of the wealth. But as long as we’re on the subject of stereotypes (with apologies to Sandy Koufax and Hank Greenberg) . . . (via someecards)
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5. Once more, with feeling …
I think it’s become a tradition now for jilted fans to burn their replica jerseys and sports memorabilia when a star athlete changes teams. We saw it in Cleveland with LeBron James. We’re now seeing it in Orlando with Dwight Howard. It was different in Atlanta. People burned Joe Johnson jerseys when he actually was here. (Kidding! We kid! Sort of.) Anyway, here’s one video of a poster burning. I’m avoiding posting some other video burnings because of profanity from the narrator (but feel free to check YouTube) . . . .
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4. Just when the hangover was healing . . .
Blast from the past: Cecil Newton. (Getty Images)
Nobody has brought up any conspiracy theory involving Auburn, Cam Newton or Cecil “Huggy Bear” Newton for a while. But the Count senses there may be problems again down Auburn way. Coveted recruit Jovon Robinson, a running back from Memphis, is being held out of practice while the NCAA looks into allegations that his transcripts were falsified. His former guidance counselor in Memphis has resigned after admitting she falsified a transcript to get him into Auburn. And then she climbed into her new Trans Am and drove off, although I might have made that up. This is where we should insert that Auburn is not being accused of any wrongdoing, much like the school never was accused of any wrong doing after Cam Newton transferred there. Also in the news: The recruitment of former Alabama commitment Reuben Foster is being looked into after he suddenly changed his school of choice to Auburn. For the record: I’m not into recruiting. At all. Just the conspiracies. Also for the record: The standard bid for a top SEC recruit is $180,000.
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3. This week’s Dumbest Man on Earth: Terrance Knighton (or Chad Johnson)
Chad Johnson after his release from prison, maybe on his way to Terrance Knighton's house. (AP photo)
So after Chad Johnson/Ocho Cinco/Oucho Grease Fire was appropriately drop-kicked by the Miami Dolphins for allegedly head-butting his wife, Evelyn Lozada — although Dolphins coach Joe Philbin claimed: ““It was not reactive nor was it based on one single incident.” (read: He stunk) — there were some interesting reactions. The dumbest, not surprisingly, came on Twitter, which allows people the opportunity to vent without the annoying delays of a filter between the brain (go with it) and the finger tips (nimble and athletic). We give you: Jacksonville defensive tackle Terrance Knighton. He had these consecutive Tweets at @YouGotRoasted96 the other night after hearing the news of Johnson’s arrest:
“8/12. 9:42 p.m.: Did evelyn know that when she called the police that she was putting her mans job in jeopardy?”
“8/12: 9:45 p.m.: I’m not saying that it was OK for the headbutt, but did she really feel like her life was threatened enough to call the police?
So let me get this straight: 1) A woman should allow herself to be assaulted and not tell anybody if there’s a chance that her husband might lose his job; 2) A woman should allow herself to be assaulted and not tell police if she doesn’t think she is going to die. Because then it’s really not a big deal. Did I get that right, Terrance? I would say Terrance Knighton needs to be locked up simply for being a geranium. But he already plays for Jacksonville, so I guess there’s only so much punishment one man can take.
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2. Ryan Lochte: “I pee gold.”
I don’t know about you, but I think Olympic gold medal swimmer Ryan Lochte has a real future as a high school health teacher. (Pretty funny stuff from Funnyordie.com, which I somehow missed before now.)
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Of course, this reminds me of the greatest pool cleaner known to mankind, Carl Spackler …
1. And finally: The Chia Panther?
Would you fear this defensive lineman? Doh!
Carolina defensive end Thomas Keiser admits that he consumes chia seeds — yes, the same seeds used to grow those tacky “Chia Pets.” He told a writer for the team’s website: “People ask me all the time if it’s the same stuff that’s in Chia Pets. It is. I’ll have probably two or three tablespoons [in water] every day. … It helps hydrate you, because it absorbs 10 times its weight in water. And instead of the water just going in your system and flushing right out, it’s going to sit in you longer.” I’m not going to debate the alleged nutritional benefits of the seeds. I just wouldn’t want to risk waking up one morning and looking like Chia Homer or Chia Scooby.
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Mdblue
August 14th, 2012
6:06 pm
Actually Jeff, the Memphis school employee who admitted changing grades said NOTHING about doing it to get him into Auburn. You sort of made that part up, too.
That a little important, ya think? Or is that being picky?
Good work. Is this blog associated with a real newspaper?
Booger
August 14th, 2012
6:09 pm
AUBURN CHEATS
Silly Bloggers
August 14th, 2012
6:19 pm
I always enjoy the fact that people get so bent out of shape on what Jeff writes. The best thing about Jeff is that he makes fun of all teams…UGA, AU, Bama, Fla, GT, Tenn, etc, etc…and keeps tabs on all his favorite coaches that have gone elsewhere.
Screaming to high heaven that Jeff is wrong won’t stop the perception that Auburn is dirty, UGA is over-rated and can’t beat a good team, that Saban is Satan, that Muschamp is overmatched, that Jim Mora is an idiot, etc., etc. The list goes on and on. I’m a UGA grad and I have had to read about the trembling chihuahua’s for years, the list of infractions and crimes, and so on. Just don’t take it too seriously and you may actually enjoy the articles.
Mustang Sally Hobag
August 14th, 2012
6:24 pm
Prove it Booger. Dig deep now and show us.
Well
August 14th, 2012
6:42 pm
“auburn is the most corrupt college football in the NCAA.”
Spoken like a true moron.
Well
August 14th, 2012
6:45 pm
dh
I’ve come to the conclusion that most of the AJC writers aren’t that smart. From Jay Bookman to Jeff Shultz. These guys just make up stuff and don’t do their homework.
I posted similar comments to yours earlier today yet Jeff said NOTHING about them. What’s funny is that there isn’t one single thing on ESPN about Ruben Foster. There was a story about Robinson but it was only about his high school.
Well
August 14th, 2012
6:47 pm
BTW, the only relevant sports program in all of GA is the Atlanta Braves. How are they doing?
UGA89
August 14th, 2012
7:25 pm
Before Jeff Schultz condemns Chad Johnson maybe he should watch a few episodes of Basketball Wives and see firsthand how Evelyn Lozado acts. She is one mean b***h! She is extremely quick to start fights and punch other people(almost every episode). She’s an awful person and it’s amazing to me that no one believes Chad. There are woman that hit men and she is one of them. He hasn’t been in trouble until he married “Ev”. For the record, I am a female.
I’ve lived in Atlanta almost my entire life. I’m not sure why the AJC sports writers feel the need to put down the Jaguars. What exactly have the Falcons done thats so much better??? Nothing. Jacksonville is a terrific town and they love their football team like we love our Falcons.
David H
August 14th, 2012
7:36 pm
Enter your comments here
I have heard that these are tough times in the news biz and for that I am sorry. I grew up enjoying the Journal delivered to our house and later was a faithfull reader of the AJC paper for which I bought. When they stopped offering the paper in our area, I continued to read the online edition.
I don’t pay anything for it and it is better than nothing. I have always thought of Shultz as a pretty funny guy and that is his schtick but the overall writing and reporting has lost its gravity and revelance and it really does give me much reason to read it anymore
WDE
August 14th, 2012
8:14 pm
@Well…………….45-7 and more to come….
Falcons 62 - Saints 7
August 14th, 2012
8:27 pm
Bradley and Schultz are better than ESPN.
Michael Phelps
August 14th, 2012
8:50 pm
So he pees in the pool NO WONDER IS GRILL IS TARNISHED
Pitbull
August 14th, 2012
9:18 pm
My favorite Aubarn joke:
What are the three most common lies by an Aubarn fan?
1 My double wide is paid for.
2 I didn’t know she was my sister.
3 Honest officer, I was just helping the pig get over the fence.
Don Waddell
August 14th, 2012
9:37 pm
Gotta love the Jews!
JSS
August 14th, 2012
10:15 pm
Man, you gave red meat to the masses!
Petrino wouldn’t a Sport Bike if it hit him while he was laying face up in the road! Put a Hog on that T-Shirt!
JSS
August 14th, 2012
10:17 pm
Marry a hag, expect to get nagged!
Michael
August 14th, 2012
10:21 pm
Jeff everyone in theworld knows she either misunderstood the question or was misquoted. But keep it up after your paper folds and you lose your 35000 a year job you can always try to get a job at the uga pr dept.
Thomas Brown
August 14th, 2012
11:20 pm
claytondawg August 14th, 2012 5:52 pm
“I think all of the ‘Dog fans would enjoy a greater consistency of winning instead of 8-5, 9-3, 6-7, 10-4 seasons.”
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Mark Richt hasn’t had a 9-3 season.
We have 25 Losses over the 6 current seasons. That’s OVER 4 Losses per season the current 6-year period.
Thomas Brown
August 14th, 2012
11:58 pm
How can it be Mark Richt’s fault that he signed 107 recruits to play here 2012 season, and has only 67 remaining ?
Just as how can it be Mark Richt’s fault that we’ve Lost 25 games the current 6-year period, an average of OVER 4 Losses a season the current 6-year period ?
Instead of discussing whose fault the current mess is, bad press every day another player gone missing from our roster, why don’t we talk about the results all this has given rise to ?
Is it Mark Richt’s fault that we’ve Lost 9 games in a row to SEC teams who put up a winning SEC record starting with the Kentucky game in 2007 ?
Is it Mark Richt’s fault that we’ve Lost 7 games in a row to teams who made the Top 10 after Auburn in 2006 ?
Is it Mark Richt’s fault that we’ve Lost 9 games in a row to every team who made any top 25 poll ?
I think we should concentrate instead of trying to determine whose fault all this mess is, instead on GATA and actually beating the top teams.
Is it Mark Richt’s fault who he is signing to scholarships as recruits 2013 ? Or, that 10 of just those signed by Mark Richt to scholarships 2013 will also be – just gone ?
Do we not say that Mark Richt has put more scholarship recruits to UGA into the NFL than any coach in America ?
NFL College Players Drafted by each Team
College – Alabama – Florida – LSU – UGA
2012.…….8..…………2.…….5.…….7
2011.…….5.………….4.…….6.…….6
2010.…….7.………….9.…….6.…….5
2009.…….4.………….3.…….6.…….6
2008.…….0.………….2.…….7.…….4
2007.…….3.………….9.…….5.…….5
2006.…….5.………….3.…….7.…….7
2005.…….4.………….3.…….3.…….6
2004.…….4.………….5.…….0.…….4
2003.…….5.………….8.…….4.…….7
2002.…….4.………….8.…….5.…….8
2001.…….3.………….4.…….3.…….7
Total…….52.….……60.…….57……72
RxDawg
August 15th, 2012
9:31 am
I couldn’t practice/focus/work/breath/eat/sleep with those two running around near me either. I’d bet those two girls have caused many a traffic accident too.
Homepage | MrSEC
August 15th, 2012
10:06 am
[...] Jeff Schultz: “Missouri coach Gary Pinkel seems to be getting a little paranoid before his first SEC game against [...]
DawgNole
August 15th, 2012
10:07 am
Matt “CHOKE” Ryan
August 14th, 2012
2:45 pm
Jeff Schultz
August 14th, 2012
1:54 pm
Matt “Choke” Ryan — “Speaking of Jim Mora Jr……
Still the last coach to win a playoff game for th Falcants ” << Don’t you have a job or something
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Yes I served the country for 20 plus years in the military (retired).
Now speaking of jobs – I was about to ask you the same question buddy.
Don't get upset because you are bias
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If what you say about your military service is true, then you are a disgrace to the military with your constant race-baiting, your incessant berating of Ryan/the Falcons, and your obsessive defense of Vick. The military is better off without you; the blogs would improve as well if you retired from them.
DawgNole
August 15th, 2012
10:13 am
Joey
August 14th, 2012
4:47 pm
“Jeff Schultz, pretty funny”,
I’m a die hard Bulldog fan, but I live in “Realville.” And before you make too much fun of Mizzou, consider they beat the snot out of mighty Colorado (26-0), the week after the Buffaloes beat UGA a couple of years back. You know one of our last OCC road games – vs a team so lousy, they fired they HC before the season as over, the victory over UGA notwithstanding.
Now that might now mean anything this season, and I hope it doesn’t. But Richt’s Dawgs haven’t played well on the road, nor on neutral fields in a few years. If you have a short memory, go back through our past schedules on sicemdawgs.com.
In the meantime, have some respect for our first SEC opponent.
Hey, you weren’t one of the UGA fans on here last August, telling all of us that, “Boise St can’t handle SEC speed and size!!!” now were you?
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Good post. Co-sign.
DawgNole
August 15th, 2012
10:13 am
Joey
August 14th, 2012
4:47 pm
“Jeff Schultz, pretty funny”,
I’m a die hard Bulldog fan, but I live in “Realville.” And before you make too much fun of Mizzou, consider they beat the snot out of mighty Colorado (26-0), the week after the Buffaloes beat UGA a couple of years back. You know one of our last OCC road games – vs a team so lousy, they fired they HC before the season as over, the victory over UGA notwithstanding.
Now that might now mean anything this season, and I hope it doesn’t. But Richt’s Dawgs haven’t played well on the road, nor on neutral fields in a few years. If you have a short memory, go back through our past schedules on sicemdawgs.com.
In the meantime, have some respect for our first SEC opponent.
Hey, you weren’t one of the UGA fans on here last August, telling all of us that, “Boise St can’t handle SEC speed and size!!!” now were you?
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Good post. Co-sign.
DawgNole
August 15th, 2012
10:15 am
Sorry for the double post. My previous post still hasn’t shown up, and there’s some sort of delay in the comment submittals this morning.
Thomas Brown
August 15th, 2012
10:29 am
No reason, however, to make out that Mizzou, picked to finish # 42 in the nation this season, who is # 66 in the nation in won/lost record over the current 30-year period all the way back to 1982 to present a 160-185-7 Losing Won/Lost Record for 30 years, is some great team whom we picked to join The SEC because they are the nation’s top 5 team.
Their QB is a running quarterback and he is NO CONTACT in practice after shoulder surgery on his throwing shoulder over the Summer.
They were an 8-5 team in big xii with him.
Missouri put forth the
# 61 NCAA Total Defense in 2011
Mizzou LOST its entire team from 2011.
MIZZOU 2011-2012 NCAA Rankings :
# 61 Total Defense NCAA
# 50 Net Punting
# 55 Punt Returns
# 53 Kick-Off Returns
# 94 Pass Defense
# 54 Sacks of Opposing Quarterbacks
# 71 on 3rd Down Conversions with your Offense
# 75 on 3rd Down Conversions allowed by your Defense
You get 50,000 fans at your stadium most games in the middle of nowhere, 1500 miles round-trip for me. Your stadium will be filled with Bulldogs. You have no idea what you are in for in The SEC. You don’t have a football team.
8-5 and you are world-beaters ?
I hardly think so. UGA is starting the season out ranked # 6 in the nation. Your running game will NOT be better than our running game. And, that’s all you’ve got : a running game.
It is a poor match-up Mizzou running offense against UGA’s Stout Rush Defense.
MIZZOU KEY LOSSES for 2012 :
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OFFENSE: Jerrell Jackson-WR, Wes Kemp-WR, Michael Egnew-TE, Jayson Palmgren-OG, Austin Wuebbels-OG, Dan Hoch-OT, Grant Ressel-K
DEFENSE: Jacquies Smith-DE, Terrell Resonno-DT, Dominique Hamilton-NG, Luke Lambert-SLB, Trey Hobson-CB, Kenji Jackson-SS
Mizzou is picked to come in # 42 next season. Welcome to The SEC. Missouri has lost its entire football team this off-season, except for its running quarterback and its running backs.
If we are supposed to lose to this cruddy team 2012, who else do we lose too ? We will wipe the floor with Mizzou.
DawgNole
August 15th, 2012
10:57 am
“. . . shoulder surgery on his throwing shoulder . . . .”
You sure that wasn’t ankle surgery on his throwing shoulder, TB?
Hope you’re right about the Mizzou game, but like Joey said, we’ve played worse teams on the road and lost–and we’ll be missing some key players. I prefer to take a “cautiously optimistic” approach on the blogs, rather than to berate our opponent and brag about how much better we are than them (on paper) before we meet on the field.
Thomas Brown
August 15th, 2012
11:23 am
Joey’s right of course, that we’ve lost lots of games recently.
25 Losses current 6-year period.
Surely, we better than the # 42 team in the nation Mizzou.
Surely, we can beat a team who is # 71 on 3rd downs converted by offense
Surely, we can beat a team who is # 75 on 3rd downs defense given up 1st downs
I am sorry. If this is all we can get worked up to beat, maybe we should schedule some real opponents – especially for me seasons’ tickets 2012 which are all real sucky games.
JSS
August 15th, 2012
4:28 pm
DawgNole, take an Ambin and stay off the roads…
“Race baitin?” Man, that was hilarious! Matt Ryan is a grown man… Why you pickin’ a fight?
JSS
August 15th, 2012
4:31 pm
@ Jeff Schultz…
You have plumb spoiled that dog!!!
I once had great hopes for Lilly…
tl
August 15th, 2012
6:00 pm
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/PMARSHONAU-No-backing-down-for-Auburn-football-85326
Brainiac(Dawg For Life) / (CMR fan for life)
August 15th, 2012
7:37 pm
@ AWBARN CREEP:
You have to be in the finalists for Dumba$$ of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MC was told by Foster’s Mama that they were headed to The BARN to meet with the NCAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your former HC told the Free World that The BARN paid/pays their players!!!!
Word on the street is some who were NOT paid are going to spill their guts to the NCAA!!!!!!!!
What is the latest number of BARNERS in prison(Not just arrested but officially sentenced) and how many will be joining them in the near future?????????????
Does ANY other SEC team have former/current players doing time for felonies?????????
How many locals were arrested for HINDERING the investigation in the recent murders near the BARN campus??????????????
I am not LMAO!!!!!! This a truly serious/sad situation for the BARN Nation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DT
August 15th, 2012
10:04 pm
“About Jeff Schultz
This AJC sports blogger takes things seriously when he has to, but he really would rather not”
Oh, ok.
DawgNole
August 15th, 2012
10:14 pm
JSS
August 15th, 2012
4:28 pm
DawgNole, take an Ambin and stay off the roads…
“Race baitin?” Man, that was hilarious! Matt Ryan is a grown man… Why you pickin’ a fight?
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It’s “Ambien,” fool, and I don’t need one.
I’m not pickin’ a fight; just stating a few facts about “CHOKE,” long one of the most disrespectful–and disrespected–jerks on these blogs.
Why you stickin’ yo nose into someone else’s conversation?
JSS
August 16th, 2012
12:54 am
Cause you stuck your nose in somebody else first…
One man’s facts is another persons opinion… You are chock full of them… By the way, the military is made up of all of kinds… Even that VA funds sucking pseudo wannabe sociologist “real” race baiter calling himself a “ninja” is a veteran… Goes to debunk your theory on who is worthy of having served the nation…
I left off the “e” to kic(k) in your stroke gene… Has your eye stopped twitching yet?
Take 1, not 2! Stay off the roads, they don’t drive themselves…
JSS
August 16th, 2012
12:56 am
Oh yeah, since you’re on the edge of blowing a gasket in your lobe somewhere… Nick Saban and Les Miles wants to know what gimmick jerseys you have in mind to motivate your boys?
JSS
August 16th, 2012
12:57 am
Pants?
Helmet?
Red panties?
Too soon?
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
August 16th, 2012
8:41 am
0-3 > 0-4?
Give me a monute
August 16th, 2012
12:54 pm
JS, I would have noticed the coed wearing red and black eventually. I hadn’t yet gotten past the curves in the material.
Give me a minute
August 16th, 2012
12:55 pm
oops. meant ‘give me a MINUTE’
Les
August 16th, 2012
1:34 pm
I can’t figure-out how Jeff read Terrance Knighton’s tweets and came to the coinclusion that he did. Terrance Knighton tweeted that he did not condone the act. And the call to the police was clearly made when she was not under voilence or danger. Terrance Knighton’s tweet was a simple question of whether Evelyn Lozada had evaluated potential outcomes. Jeff’s reaction is that Terrance Knighton needs to be locked up Terrance Knighton needs to be locked and that Terrance Knighton has the intelligence of a geranium. Wow!
There is still that we do not know about the situation. Did Chad Johnson start the arguement? Did Chad Johnson do the accusing? Did Chad Johnson pick a fight with Evelyn Lozada? Was Chad Johnson actually defending himself? We don’t know the answers to these things. But from watching Basketball Wives, we see that Evelyn Lozada is arguementative, she picks fights, she makes accusations and relishes arguements… and she does hit people – regularly.
Terrence never tweeted the things that Jeff concluded. Terrence never tweeted that women should allow themselves to be assaulted, or that being assulted is really not a big deal. Jeff askes, “Did I get that right,” No, Jeff, you got it wrong.
SiddyBoy
August 16th, 2012
1:43 pm
AuburnCreed:It was just a couple of trees !!!
SiddyBoy
August 16th, 2012
1:43 pm
AuburnCreed:It was just a couple of trees !!!
Huggy Bear Schultz
August 16th, 2012
6:52 pm
First of all, you are definitely into recruiting. No shame in that, just accept it and admit it. Second, this was a very entertaining blog. Everything was funny except for the Jewish joke, as nobody who isn’t Jewish thinks those are funny. In the future, you should curb writing the more serious Op-Ed stuff and stick to the uber sarcasm and shaming of those currently making sports headlines. Great read Jeff
DawgNole
August 16th, 2012
9:02 pm
JSS
August 16th, 2012
12:54 am
Cause you stuck your nose in somebody else first…
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So if I do it, you do it? Is that it? Think for yourself, you mindless a-hole.
And while you’re at, do us all a favor–take a cyanide and stay off the blogs.
Ed
August 20th, 2012
12:50 pm
Lochte was recently photographed wearing pink speedos (not that there’s anything wrong with that, no sireee), so who knows what’s going on with that guy…
Ian Dury
August 21st, 2012
1:19 pm
Jeff – Thanks for coming out of the closet and telling us you’re a Jew. I’m sure Hank Greenberg and Sandy Koufax appreciate your shout out. Perhaps you can now be the spokesman for Mogen David’s 20/20!
timthebrave
August 21st, 2012
3:48 pm
Dear Auburn fans,
Did you notice any sarcasm in this article? Relax and reread
timthebrave
August 21st, 2012
3:49 pm
If you still don’t get the sarcasm then watch the people fainting video and then reread…Maybe that will work