Bobby Petrino saga explained in Taiwan cartoon (video)
Petrino can run but he can't hide (even in Taiwan).
It’s not safe for Bobby Petrino to open his eyes yet.
I turns out Petrino is not only infinitely mockable here in the U.S. — and particularly Flowery Branch, where today has been declared a national holiday — but also in Taiwan. They’ve turned his story into a cartoon.
Next Media Animation has pieced together a hilarious animated summary of Petrino’s “inappropriate relationship” with Jessica Dorrell, his hiring of her in the athletic department (including a $20,000 payment) and his firing as Arkansas football coach.
It is possible to listen to the subtitles in English. But I think you will find it much more entertaining in Taiwanese.
Here you go . . .
By Jeff Schultz
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thebull35
April 11th, 2012
2:19 pm
WOW!
Andrew
April 11th, 2012
2:19 pm
greatest animation ever.
ANDY
April 11th, 2012
2:19 pm
FIRST!!
NI HAO MAH PETRINO?
thebull35
April 11th, 2012
2:20 pm
This is my first time being able to say this so………FIRST
Frank Lane
April 11th, 2012
2:21 pm
I did enjoy in Tawaineze.
The position of Jessica on Bobby’s bike could very well be true and would lead invariably to an accident.
CP
April 11th, 2012
2:23 pm
Wow, Even the Taiwanese know Petrino to be “a Disingenuous Phony.” Talk about taking yourself global!!
CP
April 11th, 2012
2:23 pm
Wow, Even the Taiwanese know Petrino to be “a Disingenuous Phony.” Talk about taking yourself global!!
PRESEASON CHAMPS 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 11th, 2012
2:24 pm
Dorrell is HOT!!!!!!!!!
CP
April 11th, 2012
2:24 pm
Sorry for the double post. Damn server wouldn’t respond…
Eldrick
April 11th, 2012
2:25 pm
When is that chicks wedding? Has it been officially called off?
PMC
April 11th, 2012
2:26 pm
Ha! This should be redone if and when he gets hired again.
Herschel Talker
April 11th, 2012
2:31 pm
Schultzie:
Great stuff. Your coverage of this topic has been tremendous. Now if you would please similarly cover that bonehead Fredi Gonzalez. Much appreciated.
HT
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
2:32 pm
Funny.
Csonka
April 11th, 2012
2:36 pm
I think I’m turning Taiwanese, I think I’m turning Taiwanese, I really think so.
WDE
April 11th, 2012
2:43 pm
Well Done !
Chris Broussard
April 11th, 2012
2:44 pm
Once a sleaze, always a sleaze!
dawg tired
April 11th, 2012
2:45 pm
Everything (including satire) is made over there now.
LDawg
April 11th, 2012
2:46 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
2:48 pm
I guess some of the Tech Grads moved back to their homes and started a business making cartoons. UGa grads rarely leave the state.
Desert Dawg
April 11th, 2012
2:53 pm
If you will cheat on your wife and then lie about it, then there is no line that you won’t cross. How do these arrgoant jerks think they can get away with this behavior. From Eliot Spitzer, Damon Evans, Tiger Woods, amazing. For all of Richt’s shortcomings we will never see him embarass himself, the school or the fans with this type of horrible behavior.
gdawginkalamazoo
April 11th, 2012
2:57 pm
Goes to show that lying, cheating scumbag translates well into any language.
gdawginkalamazoo
April 11th, 2012
3:04 pm
And oh what bad luck Bobby has. This was the first time that he cheated on his wife.
just sayin
April 11th, 2012
3:16 pm
jeff you are the best. that was way too funny. you always make me laugh
schmeckdawg
April 11th, 2012
3:17 pm
We’re heart broken for you Bobby!
Signed,
The Atlanta Falcons
kerryb
April 11th, 2012
3:25 pm
The guy is just a liar and a manipulator. Why do you think he chose to wear that Sugar Bowl hat from 2 seasons ago in his press conference? It was a subtle reminder that, “I brought a BCS game are you going to fire me”?
1eyedJack
April 11th, 2012
3:33 pm
The main difference between a cat and a liar is that a cat only has nine lives.
Next up Bobby Petrino, head coach Portland St.
PlanB
April 11th, 2012
3:33 pm
We are getting more and more into his true character.
fletch
April 11th, 2012
3:33 pm
Maybe that $20k was to work on that horse face. Hey Jessica, why the long face?
HighTech
April 11th, 2012
3:35 pm
New directv ad: “When your cable goes out, you can’t study game film. When you can’t study game film, you lose to Alabama. When you lose to Alabama, you get depressed. When you get depressed, you buy a Harley. When you buy a Harley, you meet hot young ex-volleyball players. When you meet hot young ex-volleyball players, you go on joyrides. When you go on joyrides, you end up in a roadside ditch. Don’t end up in a roadside ditch.”
1eyedJack
April 11th, 2012
3:38 pm
I would rather re-enact Platoon scenes at Charlie Sheen’s house than spend 10 seconds with Petrino.
terry
April 11th, 2012
3:40 pm
“I turns out” Petrino is mockable. You wrote this column in “Engrish?”
Stiffneck
April 11th, 2012
3:42 pm
Bill Clinton: “I did not have sex with that woman.”
Bobby Petrino: “I did not have sex with that horse.”
sammiamm
April 11th, 2012
3:44 pm
i hit the engrish button but nothing happened.
Birmingham Jacket
April 11th, 2012
3:45 pm
Hope Paul Johnson is a candidate.
Durt E. Byrd
April 11th, 2012
3:49 pm
I wonder if Long told Bobby in person or just left the letter on his desk??
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
3:49 pm
Priceless…..the pig tossing him was great….kinda surprised you got away with a video showing the girl bobbing her head in booby’s lap on the motorcycle!
hmmm
April 11th, 2012
3:50 pm
was that a pig up his a.. ?
soooo ie pig
April 11th, 2012
3:53 pm
That girl is not hot by any stretch……big nose, goofy smile….for him it’s a 10….for normal people a 3 at best.
soooo ie pig
April 11th, 2012
3:54 pm
did she menstruate on petrino’s face?
DawginLex
April 11th, 2012
3:55 pm
That was great.
National holiday in Flowery Branch
One of your best lines ever
Well done
Stiffneck
April 11th, 2012
3:56 pm
Long informed Petrino of his dismissal via letter — which has to sit well with the Atlanta Falcons — and he was fired with cause, meaning Arkansas doesn’t intend to pay him anything after he exercised “manipulating and deceiving behavior.”
soooo ie pig
April 11th, 2012
3:57 pm
Paula Jones before all the plastic surgery was butt ugly…… now this girl.
what’s with the women in arkansas? yuck
pleeeeeez
April 11th, 2012
4:00 pm
Petrino and Bill Clinton can move to Hope, Ark.
And hope we never see or hear from them again.
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
4:06 pm
that was pretty risque at the end of the video with the girls head bobbing up and down on Petrino’s lap…..i’m impressed.
Bobby Petrino
April 11th, 2012
4:06 pm
Man, that is the last time I take girlfriend advise from Bill Clinton.
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
4:07 pm
Booby, you go now, you been here, long time
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
4:08 pm
what was that she was saying? “something?, something? 5 bucky?”
gbal
April 11th, 2012
4:09 pm
Has anyone else questioned how the girl has no injuries? I am hearing that she was not on the bike and that a boyfried did a workover on BP
Dirk Diggler
April 11th, 2012
4:09 pm
Is this where the phrase, “You can put lipstick on a Pig” came from?
fiance beat up booby
April 11th, 2012
4:11 pm
At least the fiance can go find a better looking, sympathy rebound now that the volleyball chick has been exposed.
The fiance is better off without her.
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
4:13 pm
I want to know what the $20k payment was for
Coaches gone wild, volume XXVIII
April 11th, 2012
4:15 pm
Where’s Mike Price?
keep out
April 11th, 2012
4:20 pm
motorcycles are for small d..k d-bags and wannabes.
nobody thinks its cool hearing you crank up your bike to annoying levels.
or watching you play dress up and showing off trash tattoos
Ummm.
April 11th, 2012
4:22 pm
How do you listen to subtitles?
"Chef" Tim Dix
April 11th, 2012
4:23 pm
Translation says Petrino was blown off the road. The video infers him being blown ON THE ROAD.
Falcon James
April 11th, 2012
4:25 pm
Since nobody else want to say it, I guess I be the one. This is a travisty of justice. Petrino is a classy guy who made a mistake. A mistake that most of have made. Simply put, in the moment of that accident, he though about how this would hurt his family and he wanted to keep it quiet. He didn’t do anything wrong by trying to protect his family. Long made a hasty decision by firing Petrino. I think this is a huge injustice and Arkansas needed a fall guy and Petrino was it. The fan have this one right. Petrino is a great football coach, a husband, and a father. He acknowledged that he made a mistake and apologized for it. Its not like he killed somebody. He gave someone a ride on a bike and now he is jobless. He showed real class in his statement. I wish him the best of luck and a speedy recovery. I for one forgive him, but I don’t think he did anything wrong.
keep out
April 11th, 2012
4:31 pm
actually petrino is probably a great poster child for the motorcycle idiot.
wonder if he dressed up in his chaps and leather panties.
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
4:34 pm
sounds like KEEP OUT has a leather fetish. maybe his boyfriend dumped him for a Butch Biker Dude
say what?
April 11th, 2012
4:37 pm
falcon james…..serious? No really, do you believe that? ROFL
How about the situation of putting this girl on the payroll and a $20,000 payment for what do you think?
You’d be fired just for that. the affair part is icing on the cake as they say. how about lying to your bosses? how about trying to get preferential treatment with state troopers he knows before the police show up.
keep out
April 11th, 2012
4:41 pm
big bad motorcycle guy get offended? you get that bike to try to make up for a small you know what complex?
keep out
April 11th, 2012
4:44 pm
people love hearing that loud crap roaring down their neighborhoods and all over….so cool, right?
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
4:46 pm
No I have Plenty. I don’t Ride Bikes anymore. You are the one having issues about other people compensating. I think you are the sad poor person that feels inadequate.
Paddy
April 11th, 2012
4:46 pm
Yes, love you , long time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keep out
April 11th, 2012
4:47 pm
Pretty much all your faces look like petrino’s. wonder why?
Paddy
April 11th, 2012
4:50 pm
Falcon James…..you got one thing right. No one else would say this. Let me guess, you are not married? What a Maroon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
4:52 pm
Paddy…and Falcon James is a Clinton & Obama supporter too.
Falcon James
April 11th, 2012
5:00 pm
Mr. Say What?: Let me conjugate my comments and give an explicative of what I am saying. As far as the 20,000.00. I will just say that it could have been a loan. There is not a whole lot of details with that in regards. They is no law saying you can’t loan somebody some money. How do we know that they was in a affair? They could have been close friends. Just because he give a ride to somebody, don’t make him in a affair. She is engaged and I am sure she loves her fiance. I think that peoples get the wrong impression because she is pretty. He could be a father figure to her. As far as the lying to his boss. I don’t know what he say to his boss. Leaving out details doesnt mean he was lying. He probably wanted to keep this quiet until he had a chance to speak in private, but the media gets hold of it and now he has to make statements. I think he could have been shook up from the crash and possibly had a head injury. It be a proven fact that when you hit your head, you could sustain some type of amnesiasistic episode or short term memory loss. Now that he is recovering, some of the details are probably becoming more clearly identifiable to him. That is why I say that Long hasted in his judgement of Mr. Bobby. And lastily, the preferential treatment by trooper are afforded to all collegiate head coaches, so I can’t see where the valitadily of the statement in question is.
Falcon James
April 11th, 2012
5:03 pm
Mr. Paddy,
They is no need to make a presumptive statement of my marital situation. Please refrain from name calling unless this is the only sentence you can peace together with your limited education.
keep out
April 11th, 2012
5:03 pm
bikers have permanent rash
none for me thank you
April 11th, 2012
5:06 pm
“peace” or piece together
SMU
April 11th, 2012
5:09 pm
The Baylor Baptist basketball team
should have recieved the Death Penalty!
Dawg Haus
April 11th, 2012
5:11 pm
Those animators in Taiwan made my day!
BillS
April 11th, 2012
5:15 pm
Falcon James, you are one crazy a..h… You could justify Hitler that way. Or Osama. Or Saban.
tmz
April 11th, 2012
5:17 pm
The $20,000 was for not telling her
engaged boyfriend and Mrs. Petrino.
tmz
April 11th, 2012
5:17 pm
The $20,000 was for not telling her
engaged boyfriend and Mrs. Petrino.
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
5:23 pm
Falcon James is why we have who we have in the White House.
pb
April 11th, 2012
5:23 pm
Wow ! Funny video ! News flies fast; they even know about this scumbag in Taiwan? Bad boy… No excuse. Got what he deserved.
That's what she said!
April 11th, 2012
5:27 pm
You numma 1, Bobby, me love you long time.
pb
April 11th, 2012
5:27 pm
Falcon James,
What is “amnesiasistic”? A new word? Your comments are funny, because I don’t think you are for real, and if you are, no one is really taking you seriously. Ha Ha- you are funny. Now go away.
Brewmaster
April 11th, 2012
5:39 pm
Falcon James, you are delusional. The $20,000 was a revolving line of credit, where Petrino made the “deposits” and “withdrawals.”
Falcon James
April 11th, 2012
5:45 pm
Mr. pb, “amnesiasistic” is a medical condition meaning a temporary loss of memory. If you read my post, you would know this. Thank you for the reply, but I can’t take you seriously either.
1990_Champs_GT
April 11th, 2012
5:47 pm
I live in Hogland. It was a dark day for me when Petrino quit on my Falcons and showed up in my backyard. He was even scheduled to come to my town as part of a Razorback Rally in two weeks…
He is getting what he deserves, and I might be the only person in this state who understands that.
Also, I might be the only one in this state that can read. At least our friends in Taiwan put it in them movin’ pictures so my neighbors can understand!
LMFAO!
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
5:51 pm
amnesiasistic….That must be a New Urban Dictionary word
Falcon James is educated way way way beyond his intelligence.
James we need you conversate with us some more. I would like to ax you where you stays when you matriculated college.
BillS
April 11th, 2012
5:54 pm
Falcon James, your quasi-literate, ungrammatical ramblings suggest a rather unfocused mind, and your conclusions confirm it. So let’s figure you’re here to be a joke, offer some light moments for us. Thanks for that. We all need a joke.
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
5:59 pm
The man acted like a fool at Louisville, in Atlanta, and then at Arkansas. Simply stated….the man is a complete fool. Glad he is out of the SEC….and hopefully out of coaching forever. He is a stain, a very ugly stain….on the game. Good the the Arkansas AD.
bart
April 11th, 2012
6:00 pm
Falcon James, I am sure you are pulling our legs. Petrino is a first class jerk and you have to know that. He deserved to be fired, and I have no sympathy for the Univ. of Ark. After his behavior when he was at Louisville regarding Auburn, and the way he treated the Falcons, those people out there knew they were getting an immoral, unethical slimeball, and they hired him anyway. They got what they deserved…just like UGA got what they deserved a few years ago when they hired Jim Harrick. A leopard does not change his spots.
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
6:04 pm
5150 UOAD…..
and why you voted for Newt Gingrich, I bet (Patrino and Newt probably bedded the girl together at Newt’s house).
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
6:06 pm
I didn’t vote for Newt. I think Clinton would be better as a comparison.
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
6:08 pm
P.S…….@5150UOAD…..
…….rip Falcon James (rightfully so, by the way) and then rip a family man in Obama….and then go vote for Newt in Georgia (a known womanizer). Makes perfect logic….as always with right wingers or left wingers.
Falcon Fan
April 11th, 2012
6:10 pm
Karma.
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
6:11 pm
…..let me guess…..the guy that just fell out of the race? I voted for Romney in Florida….another family man.
P.S. Clinton…dispite his moral failures….was a very good president because he moved to the center during his second term, as did Ron Reagan, and after Ms. Clinton beat the crap out of him for the 100th time. Extremist politics is bad for everyone in America.
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
6:12 pm
My typing is horrible today. I think I will stop noowwwww.
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
6:14 pm
TampaGator just for you you will laugh.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=401281249882616&set=p.401281249882616&type=1&theater
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
6:14 pm
Vote for the man from Michigan because he will move everything back to the center in Washington (where it should be)….and things will get done once again….hopefully……if Rubio and his TEA PARTY extremist friends don’t get in the way. Done now. Sorry for the political ad on a sports blog.
iTiSi
April 11th, 2012
6:15 pm
Here’s a great word for “Falcon James”. He is so well-versed on the English language I’m sure he can use it in the future. It seems very appropriate here for some reason. One of my favorite words of all time. I can’t say it but I can spell it. It’s FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION It’s the longest word in the dictionary with 9 i’s following a consonant. It means, “the estimation of something as useless or worthless”.
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
6:16 pm
5150 UOAD…..
Must be a cornerback. I like that uniform. Black and white….not black out.
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
6:19 pm
I can say it. I just did. Let me prove it……FLO CCI NA U CI NHI LI PI L FI CA TION……but that definition seems wrong to me……sounds more like something Bobby Patrino would do.
TampaGator
April 11th, 2012
6:22 pm
@6:25pm….
You corrected and set right what had been a “useless and worthless” day for me……with your post. Have a nice night.
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
6:23 pm
TampaGator it is AJ Greene from the Liberty bowl loss to UCF.
Roll Turd
April 11th, 2012
6:34 pm
Hey Hogs…!!!
I hear that Mike Price is available…!!!
Bill Payer
April 11th, 2012
6:58 pm
Petrino got fired for putting his (admitted) girlfriend on the university payroll. It’s always been considered bad form to screw the help, but in this day and age hiring someone you’re bopping is going to get you fired, and your employer sued. He hired her over some 150 other applicants, with only the flimsiest credentials. (i guess the interview went really well.) Cheaper and easier to fire Petrino and hire another coach.
Born2Buzz
April 11th, 2012
7:08 pm
The video was awesome, but all i really needed to see was the pictures of the 2 of them. Not sure who’s face looks worse.
And did Petrino really say he just wished he could have met with his team before leaving? Really? That is the most hilarious thing yet.
What a tool.
simple
April 11th, 2012
7:19 pm
They fired him because of an accident…that strange!
Delbert D.
April 11th, 2012
7:29 pm
I wonder where Petrino will coach next. Maybe he’ll replace Bob Davie after he flops at New Mexico.
shoulda
April 11th, 2012
7:40 pm
stayed at Louisville Bobby. The keep their adulterer coaches, and were rewarded with a Final Four again this year for it.
btw: Did Jessica’s red panties have skid marks[one way or another]?
pondering
April 11th, 2012
7:50 pm
All those recruits that are now locked into there commitments, while Petrino will make millions next year at Tennessee.
He needs to get divorced before he signs that next contract, why split that money too.
At least he has better taste in women than the ex-Arkansas governor.
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
7:53 pm
Pondering if you are in the bottom of a bottle of Jack Daniel’s
Ringleader
April 11th, 2012
8:06 pm
Thought you might want to know…….Monica L. turned 50 today
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
8:14 pm
Ringleader you are an IDIOT.
Monica Samille Lewinsky (born July 23, 1973)
Math really isn’t you SEC fans strong suit is it?
ajc sports fan
April 11th, 2012
8:41 pm
richt has already called.
Coach Bobby Petrino
April 11th, 2012
9:07 pm
Is that cartoon really appropriate for children who might see this blog?
Coach Bobby Petrino
April 11th, 2012
9:09 pm
In case you are wondering: Yes, she did indeed make me squeal like a pig.
TigerR
April 11th, 2012
9:11 pm
bobby’s girlfriend will be wanting another $20,000 from bobby for services rendered and big payday from arkansas—or she’ll sue for big money.
Pink Pony
April 11th, 2012
9:14 pm
You can put a bob job on this forum?
GeorgiaBoner
April 11th, 2012
9:45 pm
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger douche. I hope bad things continue to happen to him.
old man
April 11th, 2012
10:00 pm
5150 uoad
Falcon James is an idiot. You’re a bigger idiot.
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
10:18 pm
and your just OLD and limp.
busterbrave
April 11th, 2012
10:53 pm
Pure Karma,Nothin’ But,Pure Karma !!!
Coach Bobby Petrino
April 11th, 2012
11:21 pm
Could you picture Jessica smoking Tommy Lasorda’s sausage like that?
Pitbull
April 11th, 2012
11:23 pm
Jeff, you the man!
Coach Bobby Petrino
April 11th, 2012
11:32 pm
For $20,000, I should’ve just had Jessica “aborted” instead of our fetus.
I wonder if she will play “Swallow the Leader” with the next head coach at Arkansas.
Bobby U-tuber
April 11th, 2012
11:57 pm
Just leave Bobby alooooooone! sob sniffle Just leave Bobby aloooooone!
BooBoo
April 12th, 2012
12:01 am
I’m not sure I am following the money trail properly. She got $20,000 to be the “Head” coach, or to do the Head Coach, or to ride backwards on a motorcycle, kinda like Lester Maddox used to ride a bicycle at the gubner’s mansion on holidays? I’m confused.
Ken
April 12th, 2012
12:04 am
This guy is really one of the biggest losers ever. The latest news shows that he was texting her 60-70 times a day for up to seven months. Unbelievable.
Ken
April 12th, 2012
12:10 am
I mean really, is he that dumb? How can he be a successful coach, being this foolish and distracted?
VMI 93
April 12th, 2012
6:12 am
Hilarious. That video should be required viewing of all new hires for college football coaches.
dismissal
April 12th, 2012
6:58 am
UofA tried to get Dorrell out of the state to avoid the press. She was offered first class airfare, but said she preferred to ride coach.
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
7:44 am
Falcon James….is your marital status a secret. Everyone I ever knew had no problem sayin, “yes I am married” or “no I am not married”. And your take on this situation is so off the charts.
Just friends you say. How many “just friends” exchange 4,600 texts and phone calls since Sept 12?
Take a step back any review this situation and see if your might feel different!
go pigs
April 12th, 2012
7:50 am
Not sure if you realize this, but America is still pretty conservative when it comes to marriage and fidelity. Europe actually thinks we are prudish when things like this happen and they make the news.
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
7:58 am
go pigs……….my guess is that Arkansa is a very conservative state. Europe makes news in Europe not so much in the USA. They don’t “stir the drink” in my country!
Ima Sleazy Coach
April 12th, 2012
9:17 am
I love it when colleges hire sleazy coaches in an effort to win at all costs then it turns and bites them in the azz. Look at Florida (Ohio State) and Urban Liar, Tennessee(USC) and Lame Kook Kiffin, Alabama and Satan Sabin (just waitin for it to happen), etc,etc. Just love it!!! Oh, did I forget to mention the recruits with no character who sign on with these sleazers?
Elijah Snow
April 12th, 2012
9:22 am
An interesting take on the scandal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmoDUhUrI7I
Jim Osterman
April 12th, 2012
9:34 am
Where was this animation technology during the Clinton years?
dennis montecalvo
April 12th, 2012
9:38 am
don’t think this bimbo would have been to interested in an ugly old fart like petrino if not for the 20mil contract,and the funny part is she was probably gonna pay for her wedding with the 20thousand he gave her
Sideline Dude
April 12th, 2012
9:45 am
And the hits just keep on comin’ for our little Bobby. He must really be an idiot sending all those text messages trying to cover up after the accident. When the pants fall, so does the person when he’s caught without them! Atta boy Bobby. Let’s just hope he goes quietly into the sunset.
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
9:46 am
dennis montecalvo………believe she called off her engagement before receiving the $20,000. The poor swim coach never got a chance to dump her. I believe he just might have know a little of what was going on behind his back!
windu
April 12th, 2012
9:53 am
Does the acronym “NSFW” mean anything to the AJC? Wow. That’s pretty raunchy for a mainstream newspaper.
billy bob
April 12th, 2012
10:01 am
NSFW, let me guess nasty, ska@# ,fuc@#%# ,WH**#,,am i right?
Slaphead
April 12th, 2012
10:07 am
$18 mil piece of tail. LMAO Get off the tracks, the Karma Train is coming through! I can’t think of a better person for this to happen to.
CPJ
April 12th, 2012
10:10 am
Where’s the rest of the Geritol Gang, 5150 UTOAD? Your girlfriend Superfreak should be awake from the morning nap at this point!
Falcon James
April 12th, 2012
10:30 am
I must say that after reading more fact in the case, obstinticiously, I may have been wrong involving my current assessment of the alleged affair between Mr. Boddy and Ms. Jessica.
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
10:35 am
Falcon James…..Congrats to you. Standing up!!!!!!!!!!!!! But you should drop the alleged affair tag,Bobby confessed to it
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
April 12th, 2012
10:40 am
Falcants on Hard Knocks………………….
Oh great, now the whole world has to watch how much of a bust CHOKE is……
HA HA HA
5150 UOAD
April 12th, 2012
10:42 am
Falcon James you really need to get Spell Check or a New Dictionary.
cook1957
April 12th, 2012
10:45 am
“Pondering”. – Wait just a minute.
Are you comparing Hillary to HorseFace?
OMG !!
KM
April 12th, 2012
10:55 am
Wooooooo! Bobbbbby! Soooie!
Razorbacks!
Lee in S GA
April 12th, 2012
11:03 am
Why didn’t Petrino help her get her teeth fix. He’s lucky he did not get stabbed to death from the wreck whth those things hanging out.
SawThat1nce
April 12th, 2012
11:13 am
That was a funny cartoon.
But in all seriousness, it was probably a REACH-around that caused the wreck.
April fool’s day, Bobby, was it worth $13million?
Could not have happened to a more deserving anus.
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
11:29 am
Lee in S GA……….maybe the $20,000 was for her teeth or to shrink her elongated face?
tripledart
April 12th, 2012
11:43 am
Hey what the hell it is the SEC what is UGA waiting for hire his ass fit in perfect
Hollywould
April 12th, 2012
12:38 pm
Maybe the aints will give him a shot. He will fit right in with all the liars on that team.
Georgia, The " New Mississippi "
April 12th, 2012
12:49 pm
My wife’s Grand Dad would say nothing could take a man down faster than a whiskey glass or a woman’s a$$. If Coach Petrino hasn’t hit rock bottom he can see it.
Reverie
April 12th, 2012
1:04 pm
“Run over by the Karma Train.” is still the best description…….ever!
urwrung
April 12th, 2012
1:06 pm
So, our US President Clinton, can have affair, and lie about, and not get fired.
But a football coach is held to a higher standard?
WHAT A COUNTRY!!
Damon Evans
April 12th, 2012
1:15 pm
I tell you, women are destroying SEC football!
Bill Clinton
April 12th, 2012
1:18 pm
When I was in Arkansas, this kind of behavior was not only forgiven but expected of all great leaders. Does anybody have this girls number?
GT Man
April 12th, 2012
1:20 pm
We could use Bobby at GT.
In case you have not noticed, we can assure you that you will never be tempted by any females at GT.
Maybe then we could get rid of this high school offense.
George Castana
April 12th, 2012
1:22 pm
Did anyone ever tell Bobby that this kind of behavior was frown upon in Arkansas?
Perhaps he thought Bill Clinton paved the way for this kind of behavior to be acceptable in Arkansas.
Rationale
April 12th, 2012
1:23 pm
Arkansas was just as responsible for Petrino looking bad as Petrino was. They knew he was what he was, when they hired Petrino. No sympathy for Arkansas. I do hope they hire Smart away from Alabama.
Damon Evans
April 12th, 2012
1:23 pm
Two words that destroy your career… “red panties.”
ATL JD
April 12th, 2012
1:24 pm
@Desert Dawg. Most men cheat because they can and they have access. If you are a man in a powerful position and beautiful young women are throwing themselves at you, it can be hard to resist. This is especially true if the Missies at home isn’t putting out anymore or just put on a ton of weight, etc. So yes it will be a lot easier for the 45yr old blue collar worker with beer gut and works around a bunch of guys making 50K a year to not cheat than some rich CEO/Entrepreneur/Athlete/Actor. But, yeah Petrino is still a Piece of Sh!T.
Little Kirby Not So Smart
April 12th, 2012
1:25 pm
Within the next 48 hours I will announce whether I will accept Arkansas’ offer.
Jessica Dorrell
April 12th, 2012
1:27 pm
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
jvillebil
April 12th, 2012
1:38 pm
Just heard on Jim Rome Petrino had a 2nd girl he was texting. Some motorcycle queen chick?
Brewmaster
April 12th, 2012
1:46 pm
Hey Falcon James, how do you explain 4,000 texts and hundreds of phone calls, some before dawn ? I’m sure you would rationalize a video surveillance of her entering Petrino’s hotel rooms at away games as ” business ” meetings ! And don’t forget the $20,000 “loan.” But go ahead and defend him. After all, he wilns games, and that’s all that matters to you.
bulldog bob
April 12th, 2012
1:49 pm
Q; what do they call a beautiful woman at georgia tech? A; a visitor
MountainDawg
April 12th, 2012
2:28 pm
What disgraces Petrino & this h@rl0t are. No one is without sin, but to stoop to this level as a (supposed) “leader” of young men is pathetic. As for this gal, she’s disgraced her parents, grandparents and fiance.
Old Dawg
April 12th, 2012
3:25 pm
Why aren’t these cartoons on Saturday morning? They’re almost as good as the old Warner Brothers toons.
That’s all folks!
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
3:45 pm
MountainDawg……..I think he was an ex-fiance. She dumped him before this episode happened. Still the embaressment remains.
fuzzybee
April 12th, 2012
3:47 pm
Now we know what Bobby meant when he said he was ‘blown off the road’!
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
3:57 pm
fuzzybee…..now that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RiffRaff
April 12th, 2012
5:09 pm
Now there is news of another woman involved with him. Alison Melder. Her relationship with the coach is less clear. They exchanged more than 200 text messages over a three-month period, but did not speak on the telephone.
Bawney Fwank
April 12th, 2012
6:13 pm
The video producers need to do a video documenting “Slick-Willy” Clinton and his Monica humidor and oval office carpet crawling.
Jerry Seinfeld
April 12th, 2012
7:37 pm
Animated S0D0MY on an AJC sports blog, Jeff?
REALLY?
Kids who like sports (and can read can see that on here.
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
8:01 pm
RiffRaff……..Alison Melder may be an unknown now, give it a few days and we will have all the sordid details. Reporters are wolverenes with a meal on the line!
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
April 12th, 2012
8:03 pm
good stuff!!! Still want the Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Club tshirts
Gamecockrock
April 13th, 2012
8:14 am
Those Taiwanese have a different word for everything. Ha!
DawginLex
April 13th, 2012
10:13 am
google Alison Melder
Jessica wasn’t the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game Changer
April 13th, 2012
12:35 pm
Damn, Arkansas is happening
Game Changer
April 13th, 2012
12:57 pm
Mountaindawg, you are stupid and no one cares what you have to say in judgement of others.
Hot as Jessica Dorrell is, your wife would do her before doing your lame self..
Jon
April 13th, 2012
1:02 pm
NEXT STOP – ROCKY TOP, TAY-NAY-SAYEE
Jon
April 13th, 2012
1:08 pm
Hey Bawney Fwank: I’d prefer to pull a Clinton than a Larry Craig… putting a leg in the other guy’s stall to signal he wants to have some fun! LOL
old dog
April 13th, 2012
2:01 pm
That ole booger done got another one………………….
Sid
April 13th, 2012
2:32 pm
My Ozark Mountain Daredevil friends are putting the You Tube on their Facebooks. Hell, they know he’s a piece of ____ but a pretty good college football coach too.
old dog
April 13th, 2012
3:08 pm
Good thing all this media equipment, etc. wasn’t around when JFK was president, or FDR……….or………..lots of our heros woulda been in a pickle like today’s guys!
Lakedawg
April 13th, 2012
8:41 pm
No wonder Arkansas has no football recruits, Bobby been cruiting something other than football players.
junk dawg
April 13th, 2012
9:14 pm
Where in the world is Bobby Pa pa pa tri nooooo?
On Top of Old Smoky
April 14th, 2012
1:39 am
“I would like to offer to this candidate,” Petrino wrote. “Out of the candidates, she had the best experience and we felt like she would be the best fit for this position.”
Curious George
April 14th, 2012
1:11 pm
How did Bobby Petrino get a job with the Secret Service so quickly after leaving Arkansas?
Joey
April 14th, 2012
1:56 pm
What a shame. A brilliant football mind, with no moral compass . . .
Joey
April 14th, 2012
2:04 pm
“So, our US President Clinton, can have affair, and lie about, and not get fired. But a football coach is held to a higher standard? WHAT A COUNTRY!!
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Affair? Yeah, Petrino would have been better off assaulting the girl, biting her lip til it was bleeding, and on his way out the door, saying, “Better put some ice on that.”
dumb piggies in arkansas
April 14th, 2012
2:49 pm
Didn’t they learn anything in Arkansas about text messaging from Houston Nutt?
4300 between 2 people, one married and one engaged…..
Wonder if these phones were school property also. You would guess so since the number of texts came out so quickly….(see Houston Nutt).
dumb piggies in arkansas
April 14th, 2012
2:52 pm
Was the $20k a payment from Booby’s personal stash or did he use school funds?
honest expenses....really
April 14th, 2012
2:54 pm
Is this a school or the GSA?
Stumpknocker
April 15th, 2012
10:37 pm
I sortof thought Todd Grantham would be the perfect fit over there in Soooo-eeee ville.
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