Bobby Petrino saga explained in Taiwan cartoon (video)
Petrino can run but he can't hide (even in Taiwan).
It’s not safe for Bobby Petrino to open his eyes yet.
I turns out Petrino is not only infinitely mockable here in the U.S. — and particularly Flowery Branch, where today has been declared a national holiday — but also in Taiwan. They’ve turned his story into a cartoon.
Next Media Animation has pieced together a hilarious animated summary of Petrino’s “inappropriate relationship” with Jessica Dorrell, his hiring of her in the athletic department (including a $20,000 payment) and his firing as Arkansas football coach.
It is possible to listen to the subtitles in English. But I think you will find it much more entertaining in Taiwanese.
Here you go . . .
By Jeff Schultz
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Hollywould
April 12th, 2012
12:38 pm
Maybe the aints will give him a shot. He will fit right in with all the liars on that team.
Georgia, The " New Mississippi "
April 12th, 2012
12:49 pm
My wife’s Grand Dad would say nothing could take a man down faster than a whiskey glass or a woman’s a$$. If Coach Petrino hasn’t hit rock bottom he can see it.
Reverie
April 12th, 2012
1:04 pm
“Run over by the Karma Train.” is still the best description…….ever!
urwrung
April 12th, 2012
1:06 pm
So, our US President Clinton, can have affair, and lie about, and not get fired.
But a football coach is held to a higher standard?
WHAT A COUNTRY!!
Damon Evans
April 12th, 2012
1:15 pm
I tell you, women are destroying SEC football!
Bill Clinton
April 12th, 2012
1:18 pm
When I was in Arkansas, this kind of behavior was not only forgiven but expected of all great leaders. Does anybody have this girls number?
GT Man
April 12th, 2012
1:20 pm
We could use Bobby at GT.
In case you have not noticed, we can assure you that you will never be tempted by any females at GT.
Maybe then we could get rid of this high school offense.
George Castana
April 12th, 2012
1:22 pm
Did anyone ever tell Bobby that this kind of behavior was frown upon in Arkansas?
Perhaps he thought Bill Clinton paved the way for this kind of behavior to be acceptable in Arkansas.
Rationale
April 12th, 2012
1:23 pm
Arkansas was just as responsible for Petrino looking bad as Petrino was. They knew he was what he was, when they hired Petrino. No sympathy for Arkansas. I do hope they hire Smart away from Alabama.
Damon Evans
April 12th, 2012
1:23 pm
Two words that destroy your career… “red panties.”
ATL JD
April 12th, 2012
1:24 pm
@Desert Dawg. Most men cheat because they can and they have access. If you are a man in a powerful position and beautiful young women are throwing themselves at you, it can be hard to resist. This is especially true if the Missies at home isn’t putting out anymore or just put on a ton of weight, etc. So yes it will be a lot easier for the 45yr old blue collar worker with beer gut and works around a bunch of guys making 50K a year to not cheat than some rich CEO/Entrepreneur/Athlete/Actor. But, yeah Petrino is still a Piece of Sh!T.
Little Kirby Not So Smart
April 12th, 2012
1:25 pm
Within the next 48 hours I will announce whether I will accept Arkansas’ offer.
Jessica Dorrell
April 12th, 2012
1:27 pm
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
jvillebil
April 12th, 2012
1:38 pm
Just heard on Jim Rome Petrino had a 2nd girl he was texting. Some motorcycle queen chick?
Brewmaster
April 12th, 2012
1:46 pm
Hey Falcon James, how do you explain 4,000 texts and hundreds of phone calls, some before dawn ? I’m sure you would rationalize a video surveillance of her entering Petrino’s hotel rooms at away games as ” business ” meetings ! And don’t forget the $20,000 “loan.” But go ahead and defend him. After all, he wilns games, and that’s all that matters to you.
bulldog bob
April 12th, 2012
1:49 pm
Q; what do they call a beautiful woman at georgia tech? A; a visitor
MountainDawg
April 12th, 2012
2:28 pm
What disgraces Petrino & this h@rl0t are. No one is without sin, but to stoop to this level as a (supposed) “leader” of young men is pathetic. As for this gal, she’s disgraced her parents, grandparents and fiance.
Old Dawg
April 12th, 2012
3:25 pm
Why aren’t these cartoons on Saturday morning? They’re almost as good as the old Warner Brothers toons.
That’s all folks!
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
3:45 pm
MountainDawg……..I think he was an ex-fiance. She dumped him before this episode happened. Still the embaressment remains.
fuzzybee
April 12th, 2012
3:47 pm
Now we know what Bobby meant when he said he was ‘blown off the road’!
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
3:57 pm
fuzzybee…..now that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RiffRaff
April 12th, 2012
5:09 pm
Now there is news of another woman involved with him. Alison Melder. Her relationship with the coach is less clear. They exchanged more than 200 text messages over a three-month period, but did not speak on the telephone.
Bawney Fwank
April 12th, 2012
6:13 pm
The video producers need to do a video documenting “Slick-Willy” Clinton and his Monica humidor and oval office carpet crawling.
Jerry Seinfeld
April 12th, 2012
7:37 pm
Animated S0D0MY on an AJC sports blog, Jeff?
REALLY?
Kids who like sports (and can read can see that on here.
Paddy
April 12th, 2012
8:01 pm
RiffRaff……..Alison Melder may be an unknown now, give it a few days and we will have all the sordid details. Reporters are wolverenes with a meal on the line!
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
April 12th, 2012
8:03 pm
good stuff!!! Still want the Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Club tshirts
Gamecockrock
April 13th, 2012
8:14 am
Those Taiwanese have a different word for everything. Ha!
DawginLex
April 13th, 2012
10:13 am
google Alison Melder
Jessica wasn’t the only one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game Changer
April 13th, 2012
12:35 pm
Damn, Arkansas is happening
Game Changer
April 13th, 2012
12:57 pm
Mountaindawg, you are stupid and no one cares what you have to say in judgement of others.
Hot as Jessica Dorrell is, your wife would do her before doing your lame self..
Jon
April 13th, 2012
1:02 pm
NEXT STOP – ROCKY TOP, TAY-NAY-SAYEE
Jon
April 13th, 2012
1:08 pm
Hey Bawney Fwank: I’d prefer to pull a Clinton than a Larry Craig… putting a leg in the other guy’s stall to signal he wants to have some fun! LOL
old dog
April 13th, 2012
2:01 pm
That ole booger done got another one………………….
Sid
April 13th, 2012
2:32 pm
My Ozark Mountain Daredevil friends are putting the You Tube on their Facebooks. Hell, they know he’s a piece of ____ but a pretty good college football coach too.
old dog
April 13th, 2012
3:08 pm
Good thing all this media equipment, etc. wasn’t around when JFK was president, or FDR……….or………..lots of our heros woulda been in a pickle like today’s guys!
Lakedawg
April 13th, 2012
8:41 pm
No wonder Arkansas has no football recruits, Bobby been cruiting something other than football players.
junk dawg
April 13th, 2012
9:14 pm
Where in the world is Bobby Pa pa pa tri nooooo?
On Top of Old Smoky
April 14th, 2012
1:39 am
“I would like to offer to this candidate,” Petrino wrote. “Out of the candidates, she had the best experience and we felt like she would be the best fit for this position.”
Curious George
April 14th, 2012
1:11 pm
How did Bobby Petrino get a job with the Secret Service so quickly after leaving Arkansas?
Joey
April 14th, 2012
1:56 pm
What a shame. A brilliant football mind, with no moral compass . . .
Joey
April 14th, 2012
2:04 pm
“So, our US President Clinton, can have affair, and lie about, and not get fired. But a football coach is held to a higher standard? WHAT A COUNTRY!!
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Affair? Yeah, Petrino would have been better off assaulting the girl, biting her lip til it was bleeding, and on his way out the door, saying, “Better put some ice on that.”
dumb piggies in arkansas
April 14th, 2012
2:49 pm
Didn’t they learn anything in Arkansas about text messaging from Houston Nutt?
4300 between 2 people, one married and one engaged…..
Wonder if these phones were school property also. You would guess so since the number of texts came out so quickly….(see Houston Nutt).
dumb piggies in arkansas
April 14th, 2012
2:52 pm
Was the $20k a payment from Booby’s personal stash or did he use school funds?
honest expenses....really
April 14th, 2012
2:54 pm
Is this a school or the GSA?
Stumpknocker
April 15th, 2012
10:37 pm
I sortof thought Todd Grantham would be the perfect fit over there in Soooo-eeee ville.
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