It’s not safe for Bobby Petrino to open his eyes yet.
I turns out Petrino is not only infinitely mockable here in the U.S. — and particularly Flowery Branch, where today has been declared a national holiday — but also in Taiwan. They’ve turned his story into a cartoon.
Next Media Animation has pieced together a hilarious animated summary of Petrino’s “inappropriate relationship” with Jessica Dorrell, his hiring of her in the athletic department (including a $20,000 payment) and his firing as Arkansas football coach.
It is possible to listen to the subtitles in English. But I think you will find it much more entertaining in Taiwanese.
Here you go . . .
By Jeff Schultz