Bobby Petrino saga explained in Taiwan cartoon (video)
Petrino can run but he can't hide (even in Taiwan).
It’s not safe for Bobby Petrino to open his eyes yet.
I turns out Petrino is not only infinitely mockable here in the U.S. — and particularly Flowery Branch, where today has been declared a national holiday — but also in Taiwan. They’ve turned his story into a cartoon.
Next Media Animation has pieced together a hilarious animated summary of Petrino’s “inappropriate relationship” with Jessica Dorrell, his hiring of her in the athletic department (including a $20,000 payment) and his firing as Arkansas football coach.
It is possible to listen to the subtitles in English. But I think you will find it much more entertaining in Taiwanese.
Here you go . . .
By Jeff Schultz
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thebull35
April 11th, 2012
2:19 pm
WOW!
Andrew
April 11th, 2012
2:19 pm
greatest animation ever.
ANDY
April 11th, 2012
2:19 pm
FIRST!!
NI HAO MAH PETRINO?
thebull35
April 11th, 2012
2:20 pm
This is my first time being able to say this so………FIRST
Frank Lane
April 11th, 2012
2:21 pm
I did enjoy in Tawaineze.
The position of Jessica on Bobby’s bike could very well be true and would lead invariably to an accident.
CP
April 11th, 2012
2:23 pm
Wow, Even the Taiwanese know Petrino to be “a Disingenuous Phony.” Talk about taking yourself global!!
CP
April 11th, 2012
2:23 pm
Wow, Even the Taiwanese know Petrino to be “a Disingenuous Phony.” Talk about taking yourself global!!
PRESEASON CHAMPS 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 11th, 2012
2:24 pm
Dorrell is HOT!!!!!!!!!
CP
April 11th, 2012
2:24 pm
Sorry for the double post. Damn server wouldn’t respond…
Eldrick
April 11th, 2012
2:25 pm
When is that chicks wedding? Has it been officially called off?
PMC
April 11th, 2012
2:26 pm
Ha! This should be redone if and when he gets hired again.
Herschel Talker
April 11th, 2012
2:31 pm
Schultzie:
Great stuff. Your coverage of this topic has been tremendous. Now if you would please similarly cover that bonehead Fredi Gonzalez. Much appreciated.
HT
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
2:32 pm
Funny.
Csonka
April 11th, 2012
2:36 pm
I think I’m turning Taiwanese, I think I’m turning Taiwanese, I really think so.
WDE
April 11th, 2012
2:43 pm
Well Done !
Chris Broussard
April 11th, 2012
2:44 pm
Once a sleaze, always a sleaze!
dawg tired
April 11th, 2012
2:45 pm
Everything (including satire) is made over there now.
LDawg
April 11th, 2012
2:46 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
5150 UOAD
April 11th, 2012
2:48 pm
I guess some of the Tech Grads moved back to their homes and started a business making cartoons. UGa grads rarely leave the state.
Desert Dawg
April 11th, 2012
2:53 pm
If you will cheat on your wife and then lie about it, then there is no line that you won’t cross. How do these arrgoant jerks think they can get away with this behavior. From Eliot Spitzer, Damon Evans, Tiger Woods, amazing. For all of Richt’s shortcomings we will never see him embarass himself, the school or the fans with this type of horrible behavior.
gdawginkalamazoo
April 11th, 2012
2:57 pm
Goes to show that lying, cheating scumbag translates well into any language.
gdawginkalamazoo
April 11th, 2012
3:04 pm
And oh what bad luck Bobby has. This was the first time that he cheated on his wife.
just sayin
April 11th, 2012
3:16 pm
jeff you are the best. that was way too funny. you always make me laugh
schmeckdawg
April 11th, 2012
3:17 pm
We’re heart broken for you Bobby!
Signed,
The Atlanta Falcons
kerryb
April 11th, 2012
3:25 pm
The guy is just a liar and a manipulator. Why do you think he chose to wear that Sugar Bowl hat from 2 seasons ago in his press conference? It was a subtle reminder that, “I brought a BCS game are you going to fire me”?
1eyedJack
April 11th, 2012
3:33 pm
The main difference between a cat and a liar is that a cat only has nine lives.
Next up Bobby Petrino, head coach Portland St.
PlanB
April 11th, 2012
3:33 pm
We are getting more and more into his true character.
fletch
April 11th, 2012
3:33 pm
Maybe that $20k was to work on that horse face. Hey Jessica, why the long face?
HighTech
April 11th, 2012
3:35 pm
New directv ad: “When your cable goes out, you can’t study game film. When you can’t study game film, you lose to Alabama. When you lose to Alabama, you get depressed. When you get depressed, you buy a Harley. When you buy a Harley, you meet hot young ex-volleyball players. When you meet hot young ex-volleyball players, you go on joyrides. When you go on joyrides, you end up in a roadside ditch. Don’t end up in a roadside ditch.”
1eyedJack
April 11th, 2012
3:38 pm
I would rather re-enact Platoon scenes at Charlie Sheen’s house than spend 10 seconds with Petrino.
terry
April 11th, 2012
3:40 pm
“I turns out” Petrino is mockable. You wrote this column in “Engrish?”
Stiffneck
April 11th, 2012
3:42 pm
Bill Clinton: “I did not have sex with that woman.”
Bobby Petrino: “I did not have sex with that horse.”
sammiamm
April 11th, 2012
3:44 pm
i hit the engrish button but nothing happened.
Birmingham Jacket
April 11th, 2012
3:45 pm
Hope Paul Johnson is a candidate.
Durt E. Byrd
April 11th, 2012
3:49 pm
I wonder if Long told Bobby in person or just left the letter on his desk??
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
3:49 pm
Priceless…..the pig tossing him was great….kinda surprised you got away with a video showing the girl bobbing her head in booby’s lap on the motorcycle!
hmmm
April 11th, 2012
3:50 pm
was that a pig up his a.. ?
soooo ie pig
April 11th, 2012
3:53 pm
That girl is not hot by any stretch……big nose, goofy smile….for him it’s a 10….for normal people a 3 at best.
soooo ie pig
April 11th, 2012
3:54 pm
did she menstruate on petrino’s face?
DawginLex
April 11th, 2012
3:55 pm
That was great.
National holiday in Flowery Branch
One of your best lines ever
Well done
Stiffneck
April 11th, 2012
3:56 pm
Long informed Petrino of his dismissal via letter — which has to sit well with the Atlanta Falcons — and he was fired with cause, meaning Arkansas doesn’t intend to pay him anything after he exercised “manipulating and deceiving behavior.”
soooo ie pig
April 11th, 2012
3:57 pm
Paula Jones before all the plastic surgery was butt ugly…… now this girl.
what’s with the women in arkansas? yuck
pleeeeeez
April 11th, 2012
4:00 pm
Petrino and Bill Clinton can move to Hope, Ark.
And hope we never see or hear from them again.
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
4:06 pm
that was pretty risque at the end of the video with the girls head bobbing up and down on Petrino’s lap…..i’m impressed.
Bobby Petrino
April 11th, 2012
4:06 pm
Man, that is the last time I take girlfriend advise from Bill Clinton.
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
4:07 pm
Booby, you go now, you been here, long time
Enquiring minds want to know
April 11th, 2012
4:08 pm
what was that she was saying? “something?, something? 5 bucky?”
gbal
April 11th, 2012
4:09 pm
Has anyone else questioned how the girl has no injuries? I am hearing that she was not on the bike and that a boyfried did a workover on BP
Dirk Diggler
April 11th, 2012
4:09 pm
Is this where the phrase, “You can put lipstick on a Pig” came from?
fiance beat up booby
April 11th, 2012
4:11 pm
At least the fiance can go find a better looking, sympathy rebound now that the volleyball chick has been exposed.
The fiance is better off without her.