Weekend Predictions: Number align for Dogs, Falcons
Hello, and welcome back to another adventure of, “Yeah, I knew that would happen.”
Before getting to this week’s episode, “My Three Ideas To Fix Government: Um, uh … oops,” by Rick Perry, I have great financial news.
This is Weekend Predictions No. 11 for the season. And Friday’s date is 11/11/11. Ooh. Scary.
According to Chinese feng shui — OK, according to a story I saw about a chain letter going around that referenced the date being Chinese feng shui-friendly — calendar dates with repeating “1’s” in it are called “moneybags.” Word is that you need only refer this news to eight friends, assuming none work in State College, to assure yourself of riches, so sayeth, the proverb.
In gambling, this is what we like to refer to as, “A system.” Also bankruptcy.
Rick Perry should start with something easy: The Three Stooges.
My last system blew up. When Georgia started the season 0-2, I applied the, “They’re Toast” system and it didn’t work. Two months later, the Bulldogs are going into a weekend with a chance to clinch the SEC East, just like absolutely nobody thought, and I’m talking to you, Mr. Bulldog Boxer Shorts who wakes up next to an empty PBR can and now claims he knew it all along. This kind of mutant evolution is why I’m thoroughly convinced that Perry is on his way to the White House despite telling the world in a Republican debate this week that he wants to eliminate three agencies of the U.S. government: “Commerce. Education. And um … um … uh.”
It’s Moe. People always forget Moe.
So back to things that don’t make sense: If South Carolina loses to Florida, the Dogs can clinch the East with a win over Auburn. And then they’ll face Arkansas in the SEC title game. Because the Piggies will upset LSU in three weeks. I’m convinced is feng shui destiny and it actually would be cool because it would be Coach Pigface’s first game back in the Georgia Dome since he sacrificed a goat, blew out of town and I think stole six folding chairs.
I know. Makes no sense. So what are we doing here?
Las Vegas has so bought into the Dogs that bookie dudes have made them 13-point favorites. Whoa. Too much feng shui gives me gas.
My moneybags are going the other way. Dogs win but won’t cover 13.
Rick Perry Breaks Down The BCS
*** Thursday Internet Only Special ***
VaTech at GaTech: The Hokies were bodyslammed at home by Clemson, 23-3. Clemson is the team Georgia Tech just beat. The Jackets also are 2-0 against ranked teams this season, 6-0 at home against top-25 teams under Johnson, 5-0 at home this season, 3-0 in night games this season and, most amazing of all, undefeated in school history when time expires and they have more points than the other team. Just wanted to see if you were paying attention. This is the week I read the press notes. Take the 1 but Jackets win straight up.
Update: one loss down. The Jackets lost Thursday night 37-26. But at least now we know where my only loss this weekend is.
Just Football (Please)
Florida at South Carolina: Hey, not saying this game means a lot to Will Muschamp or anything. But he recalled sitting outside of Steve Spurrier’s office when he wanted to walk-on as a player at Florida and Spurrier never showed up. Muschamp: “He was 2-under at the turn, so I guess we didn’t get a chance to see him.” Little joke. Gamecocks win but take the Gators and 3½.
Dan Mullen's stock price since last year.
Alabama at Road Kill: Mississippi State’s wins this season: Memphis, Louisiana Tech (in overtime), UAB, Kentucky, Tennessee Martin. The losses: Everybody who matters. At least Dan Mullen gets to face Nick Saban in a good mood this week. Or not. Tide covers 17½ — by halftime.
Road Kill II at LSU: Somebody just asked Les Miles who his predecessor was. He couldn’t remember. Tigers cover 41½.
Louisiana Tech at Mississippi: Karma has a mean left hook. Ole Miss fired coach Houston Nutt and athletic director Pete Boone, who had fired David Cutcliffe. He later hired Nutt because, I dunno, Nutt had some great real estate tip on a landfill and a cool ‘72 Impala. If I’m Cutcliffe, I’m crank-calling these bozos 24/7. LaTech covers 2.
Houston Nutt, starring in “Breaking Away”
Miami School of Bidness at FSU: First, Canes safety Ray-Ray Armstrong was suspended four games for mixing with Nevin Shapiro. Now he’s suspended again after Tweeting about dinner with a woman who owns a PR agency (NCAA’s sometimes-loose translation: agent runner). I’m assuming this kid’s halfway to his MBA by now. Seminoles cover 9.
Tennessee at Arkansas: Derek Dooley is 3-10 in SEC games. I realize he inherited a mess, but even the Lane Kiffin virus wears off at some point. I think. Piggies cover 14.
Winners, Losers, Dream Teams
Drew Brees vs. Rams did not quite go as scripted.
New Orleans at Falcons: Not sure anybody has noticed but the Falcons’ defense has allowed only three touchdowns in the last 12 quarters. I just wish I could find Ray Edwards. The Saints are fairly psychotic. Lose to the Rams? Really? That’s enough for me. Birds win a pick ‘em.
Arizona at Dream Team: From Michael Vick on the 3-5 Eagles: “When certain things happen in a game, we kind of go into a panic.” No problem. Philly fans are forgiving. I think Sunday is small assault weapons day. Eagles win but take Arizona and 14.
Houston at Tampa Bay: The Bucs were the only team to put in a waiver claim for Albert Haynesworth. You know it’s bad when even the Dolphins are saying, “Wow, glad we’re not as dumb as those guys.” Houston covers 3.
Detroit at Chicago: Players polled by The Sporting News just voted Ndamukong Suh the NFL’s dirtiest player. He had four times as many votes as James Harrison, who came into the season with 27 felonies. Bears cover 2½.
No worries about Suh. Bullies always get theirs in the end
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Toteboard
Last week: 7-3 straight up, 8-2 against the line.
Overall (Don’t lack to brag, but…): 81-34 straight up; 71-43-1 against the line.
“Sack Schultz” update: Michael Perciful of Atlanta was last week’s cheater/winner by going 14-1.
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294 comments Add your comment
tulsabravo
November 10th, 2011
4:51 pm
Got to do better than that.
MatthewH
November 10th, 2011
4:52 pm
Let me the first to say that while the PSU scandal is sickening, I am so glad to see a new blog and the Countdown!!
Fierce Dawg
November 10th, 2011
4:56 pm
First! REFUND????
david
November 10th, 2011
5:01 pm
I like em all excpet La tech and Eagles. I think Miis and Philly roll. Arizona is the worst road team in the history of the NFL and I live in Phoenix. GO DAWGS!!
GTT
November 10th, 2011
5:02 pm
Sixth!
chuck
November 10th, 2011
5:04 pm
Mr. Schultz, I had rather have Rick Perry as president than anybody be the name of Barak Obama.
DirtyBirdATLien
November 10th, 2011
5:08 pm
RIGHT ON Schultz!
Richt`s Hammer
November 10th, 2011
5:11 pm
Lord we are going to be destroyed. Choakdawg ate 300 krispy kreme`s today and Crowell is smoking something strange.
MY Purse is missing.
G.Wally
November 10th, 2011
5:13 pm
And just think of all the knuckleheads who were screaming to fire Richt and hire Mullen. The grass ain’t always greener.
War Dang Dawg
November 10th, 2011
5:13 pm
Dawgs, just win by a skinny point. Then the Tech fans can come on here and say that we still haven’t beaten anybody. But we’ll be a virtual lock for the SECCG, so who cares?
WaSean Limbaugh
November 10th, 2011
5:14 pm
I said after teh SC game that the Dawgs would not lose another game this year. All my friends called me crazy!!
WaSean Limbaugh
November 10th, 2011
5:14 pm
Now I may be crazy but it’s not because of that
Steve
November 10th, 2011
5:16 pm
Great picks Jeff. As a UGA fan, I do agree that UGA won’t cover but will win by about 10. However VA Tech wins tonight. Easy money. When was the last time GA Tech won two BIG games back to back?
Ted M
November 10th, 2011
5:16 pm
Jeff – How were you better against the line then straight up?
Jamaaliver
November 10th, 2011
5:17 pm
Jeff is funny.
True
November 10th, 2011
5:17 pm
Enter your comments here
Potter
November 10th, 2011
5:21 pm
Maggots lose to Turkeys by 13 tonight.
THWGT
True Falcon Fan
November 10th, 2011
5:21 pm
All yo MV#7 conVICK -ed lovers, how you like your boy now??????????
I’ll take my man MR#2 Matty IceMAN&&&&&WIN,WIN,WIN,WIN……………….
Go Falcons,Go Falcons,Go Falcons………………..
Auburn Pride
November 10th, 2011
5:23 pm
13 point favorite is huge in this game.
I like the dogs defense – but the offense is way overrated – and special teams are NOT special.
Too many upsets between these 2 “friendly” hated rivals.
And the upset trend continues – Auburn wins this game and clinches the SEC EAST by beating South Carolina, Florida and Georgia in the same year.
How’s that for a rebuilding year!
Problem is – beating the dogs Saturday means we are king of the mediocre SEC teams!
Safe travels to all! and WAR DAMN EAGLE!
WaSean Limbaugh
November 10th, 2011
5:24 pm
Ummm vick is still all right with me
Liking the falcons does not preclude anyone from
liking vick
Auburn Pride
November 10th, 2011
5:25 pm
Jackets win – Falcons will get beat.
WDE!!!!!
WaSean Limbaugh
November 10th, 2011
5:25 pm
if you are a fan you don’t stop liking someone who struggles
Steve
November 10th, 2011
5:26 pm
Over/Under for Houston vs. Tulane tonight is 77. My gosh. Gotta love that defense!
Steve
November 10th, 2011
5:27 pm
Auburn Pride = Moron.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
5:30 pm
Ted M — Easy. Last week I said to pick the Steelers (who lost) but take the Ravens and 3 (Ravens won). Hence: Lost it straight up by won it with line.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
5:30 pm
Jamaaliver: “Jeff is funny.” << No I’m not. You’re just drunk. (Kidding. Thanks.)
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
5:32 pm
Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier. Realize I left Georgia and Tech fans only a few hours to abuse each other before tonight’s game.
It's not rocket science
November 10th, 2011
5:33 pm
Excuse me Jeff, But I believed we had a very good chance of winning the East after the first two games. The luck of the schedule this year made that clear when the schedules were announced a long time ago.
A couple years back we had what amounted to the toughest schedule in the nation…..This year it was easier. No apologies when it happens with EVERY school at some point.
It will happen to another SEC school next year, and the year after that it will be some other school.
Dawgman
November 10th, 2011
5:35 pm
Track em dawgs just like beagles…go to hell you war damn eagles!…..31-17 Dawgs win!
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
5:35 pm
Ga Offense gives up a pick six plus extra point = 07
Ga defense gives up TD plus 2 field goals = 13
Ga Special Teams gives up blocked punt FG = 03
Ga Special Teams gives up return for TD = 07
Auburn 30-Ga 27
Bill Stanfill
November 10th, 2011
5:36 pm
Okay Dawg fans, let’s pool some $$$ and fly Nick Fairley in for the game. For bait, we can tell him we’ve kidnapped a QB (actually a dressed up mannequin)and Fairley gets to roll on his knee over and over out in the parking lot before the game.
Fairley shows up between the hedges–AND DAWGS WIN BY A 100 POINTS!!!
RIffRaff
November 10th, 2011
5:36 pm
Jeff’s on the money this week!!!! I can’t believe I just agreed with him…….
Steve
November 10th, 2011
5:37 pm
“Pigface,” hilarious! Jeff, do you really think Arkansas will beat LSU to play UGA in the SEC Championship?
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
5:38 pm
Dawgman
November 10th, 2011
5:35 pm
…go to hell you war damn eagles!…..
Unfortunately we are… we have to travel to Athens this weekend to bring the dogs back to reality.
pj
November 10th, 2011
5:38 pm
my god, your picks record is ridiculous. Enjoy it now buddy – and send me an e-mail and i’ll bet a thou with your picks since youre riding this streak. Jeff – if you’re good at something – even for just a year – you should make money off of it – and i want in.
1 point favorite
November 10th, 2011
5:41 pm
Jeff, picking an underdog with a 1 point spread means that underdog better win outright or best scenario is a push.
Steve
November 10th, 2011
5:48 pm
Auburn vs. UGA = Who has won 4 of the last 5 meetings? Auburn won last year by cheating to get their QB.
2010 BCS CHAMPS
November 10th, 2011
5:49 pm
War Damn Eagle!!!!!!!!
Part of me wants UGA to win so Richt can keep his job for another 10 years. Besides, Auburn is reloading and will be better next year and year after that.
Good luck, mutt fans!
2010 BCS CHAMPS
November 10th, 2011
5:50 pm
“Auburn won last year by cheating to get their QB.”
I love stupid people like Steve.
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
5:51 pm
walsh misses 42 yard field goal as time expires for Auburn victory and the game is being played this Saturday, so what has happened in the past is past, unless of course you want to talk about Auburn’s record between the hedges 17-10.
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
5:51 pm
Dawgs in a close one.
Tech in a close one.
Gators in a close one (man, I hope).
Upset special….The U over the Semis…..wide right!
Boise Dawg
November 10th, 2011
5:54 pm
Not sure why you thought Georgia starting 0-2 but still having a shot to win the SEC east was so far fetched. I read a lot of natinal sports writers around the country were predicting it could happened based on how the rest of their scheduled looked… it isn’t really that shocking.
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
5:55 pm
@Beast from the east;
2, 3 and 4 are fine but not #1 prediction. Realize it is Ok for you to pull for the east team through as your team is in the east
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
5:56 pm
should be though (before the grammar police get here)
pj
November 10th, 2011
5:56 pm
my attempted comment was not registered -so i’ll repost – JEFF – I wanna get in on whatever youve been smoking this season because your predictions are off the chain!
Steve
November 10th, 2011
5:56 pm
2010 BCS Champs UGA will be ever better next year as well. Preseason Top 10 for sure. You losers don’t even have a QB!
Boise Dawg
November 10th, 2011
5:56 pm
Thanks for the Breaking Away clip… classic movie, but didn’t Nutt replace Ed Orgeron?
Steve
November 10th, 2011
5:57 pm
Anyone want to guess on the over/under on how many robberies/muggings will take place near North Avenue between 6PM – Midnight tonight?
True Falcon Fan
November 10th, 2011
5:59 pm
Only in the NFL – Ask H/R at your company you currently work place “what’s there policy on employing convicted felons”? The point is why is the NFL being one of the largest privately held corporations that allow convicted felons to work? Or better yet whether you like MV# 7 or not he is a Con-Vick -ed felon! My opinion is if you have a GOD given ability to play in the NFL, then you need to understand it is a privilege!
Hey when MV# 7 was a so called running the straight an narrow stand-up citizen, as in legit i mean – I liked him, then. Now that he did the crime and he did his time. But he should lose his privilege to play football in the NFL. However yo know it’s funny how sometimes the way GOD works, jus maybe that’s partly the reason the eaglettes are 3-5 and MV # 7 is learning quickly, “hello dream team” – where are you guys? ALL you MV # 7 dream team lovers be gone with cha……….
Go Falcons
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
6:00 pm
Steve, that is about as fair as people calling Athens the cesspool of the south
P_The_Ricker
November 10th, 2011
6:00 pm
Schultz,
When a line doesn’t make sense……you ALWAYS take the team that is favored. Dawgs cover 13
Louisianna-Monroe_Anyone?
November 10th, 2011
6:02 pm
how do you get to auburn from atlanta?
drive south til you smell it, then west til you step in it.
Lowcountry Bulldawg
November 10th, 2011
6:02 pm
Anyone else having a issue with the Sack Schultz link?
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
6:02 pm
Auburn,
Here you go.
Dawgs 27 Tigers 24
GTech 31 VTech 30
UF 23 SC 22
The U 20 Semis 18
Now that I’ve made my predictions, you can bet the house…LOL!
P_The_Ricker
November 10th, 2011
6:04 pm
Beast,
no such thing as a narrow victory, right?
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
6:05 pm
P_The_Ricker,
Sure isn’t.
bjohndawg
November 10th, 2011
6:07 pm
I knew all along!
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
6:07 pm
@ Beast from the east:
No betting for me. I have learned to let my mouth do the talking and my money stay in my pocket. There is a reason Vegas has the money to keep building all those Casinos.
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
6:09 pm
Auburn,
IF (and that’s a big if), UF somehow manages to upset SC, I’d actually like to see Auburn beat UGA just so the Dawgs would have to sweat it out a little longer. Having wathced both of them, Auburn will have to play a solid game and win the turnover margin to have a shot. UGA is the better team this year, in my opinion.
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
6:12 pm
I understand that they are favored at home, and have the talent to win, but as with their games with you guys, any thing can happen. Your game was close and I think ours will be too. Until then:
Auburn 30-Ga 27
ARdawg
November 10th, 2011
6:14 pm
I really wish you wouldn’t pick the Dawgs Jeffie, you know how you are.
On to Florida and USCe. If Mushchamp takes as big offense at Spurrier for dissing him for a round of golf as Spurrier did Georgia and Bill Stanfil for what percieved transgressions, The C0<ks could be in trouble. Upset special:
Florida 22
USC 17
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
6:15 pm
As for SC, losing Lattimore was a big blow for that team and they are vulnerable to an upset, if you would call it that.
ARdawg
November 10th, 2011
6:16 pm
Book it heh heh
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
6:16 pm
Auburn,
I just want to see a good game. You two are known for some classic contests. May the best team win. Best of luck.
Northern Sympathizer
November 10th, 2011
6:17 pm
I agree with Bill Stanfill. I really hate Nick unFairly. I hope somebody pancakes his butt! Rick Perry is an idiot! Hokie Hokie HIgh! Go Dawgs!
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
6:17 pm
Shaw just is not the QB to overcome the loss of a back with the talent of Lattimore.
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
6:19 pm
ARDawg,
Muschamp and Spurrier have been taking jabs at each other all week. Muschamp admitted he was kidding and both are pretty much making light of the situation at this point.
On a side note, I’m kind of feeling like a Dawg fan from the 90’s…..sick and tired of losing to the Head Ball Coach!
ARdawg
November 10th, 2011
6:19 pm
Beast
That would be the Dawgs I believe. Auburn hasn’t found a QB yet coupled with the inconsistent defense I don’t think they can handle us. They will play hard and make it scary. Unfortunately, I agree with Schultz. Dogs win, don’t cover
Auburn
November 10th, 2011
6:19 pm
Good games, no serious injuries, got to go eat.
ARdawg
November 10th, 2011
6:21 pm
Beast
Have you ever known The ole bawl sack to make light of anything?….L…me neither. We felt his wrath. I would love to see Muschamp stick it to him
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
6:24 pm
ARDawg,
I’m hoping we can win out, but we haven’t beaten a decent team all year. This Gator squad is eerily similiar to the 2010 Dawgs. Turnovers, penalties, poor o-line, injuries to key personnel and a defense that gets worn out in the second half every game. Sound familiar?
All Saints
November 10th, 2011
6:24 pm
Just a reminder that we’ll be having our regular tribute and moment of silence on Saturday for Saint Jan Kemp, the courageous martyr who exposed UGA and Vince Dooley’s “remedial studies” fraud. Mark Richt keeps the scam going even today, almost thirty years later.
Please approach this special moment with reverence as we honor her sacred name.
ARdawg
November 10th, 2011
6:25 pm
Carolina looked better than expected for 3 quarters last week. If they put together 4 quarters this week they could win. As banged up and flat out missing as Florida is, I still think they are better. It’s going to be a good test of Muschamps coaching ability. Pound for pound, the teams are close to equal. Which coach does the most with what they have is the question. Based on that you have to go with SC but, maybe Will and Weis have an answer
Adios a los perros
November 10th, 2011
6:26 pm
Awbarn 31, Georgia 24
Bye bye to Saint Mark.
ARdawg
November 10th, 2011
6:28 pm
Beast
Indeed it does. The brightside is, your guys are due to turn and put it together and any point now. You have a wheel or two off. You can still get worse but, chances are you won’t. You guys have all the talent in the world. Just haven’t put the pieces together to resemble a team yet
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
6:30 pm
DawginLex,
I know you won’t read this until Friday but need to know how long I have to wear the “scarlet letter”. Week, month, year? We never clarified that part of the bet. I think it’s pretty much a done deal at this point, don’t you?
I’ll check back Friday evening for your response. Have a good one!
Burma Shave
November 10th, 2011
6:32 pm
Auburn will roll
Georgia will flop
War Eagle will feast
While the dawgs eat slop
BURMA SHAVE
WalterEgo
November 10th, 2011
6:33 pm
Dear chuck, When people favor ideology over competence to the extent that you are suggesting, this country suffers. It’s clear that Perry is clearly not competent. Huntsman and maybe Romney are competent. Others may arguably be so. Perry is not. This country NEEDS competence more than it needs any or either ideology.
Whether you like Obama’s policies or not, he has proven to be competent. In the arena of foreign policy, where the opposition party cannot resist his policies Obama has:
1) called for the at the time controversial surgical strike into Pakistan that got the elusive Bin Laden.
2) led the highly effective minimalist military strategy that over-threw (and killed) Kadaffi (rather than a 2-3 trillion dollar war in Iraq).
3) brought the troops out of Iraq.
With a determined opposition party much less can be achieved domestically but still Obama passed much overdo healthcare legislation (Unfortunately with bickering on both sides it was made overly complicated. Why not just allow people – or business on behalf of their employees – to buy into medicare +5% IF they want to?)
Anyhow, IMO if more voters would consider elevating competence over ideology from both sides we’d be a lot better off. Fewer candidates would pandor to either ideological extreme to garner tea party or union/occupy “cred” and more, more competent candidates might even choose to run .
I digress.
WalterEgo
Vain Jangling
November 10th, 2011
6:34 pm
Rick Perry? Highsaiah Crowell? All they need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and they’ll be fine. Which reminds me; are those Auburn trees dead yet?
Beast from the East
November 10th, 2011
6:35 pm
ARDawg,
Biggest problem is lack of depth and youth. 72% of the team is freshman and sophomores. Only 9 seniors! Muschamp and Weis would have made several changes to the o-line, but there’s no one else. You can see their frustration with the repeated penalties and missed blocks, but they’re kind of held hostage right now. Next year should be better and 2013 we should be back in the hunt. Oh, how the mighty have fallen! I’ve had my fill of humble pie this year.
balismith
November 10th, 2011
6:36 pm
i usually will be drinking a bud while wearing my mr bulldog boxershorts mr smartypants….and i think a president with an unclutered mind might be a good thing..he shoulda said two things i would get rid of but no he had to say 3…to be fair though hearing 999 all night during the debates sucked also
Vets R Us
November 10th, 2011
6:37 pm
Has Sonny Seiler had Russ dewormed yet? He was looking really bad last week.
DIT
November 10th, 2011
6:42 pm
Fairly accurate on your picks except one. The Saints are going to beat the Falcoons like a bunch of rented mules. Coons lose by 23!
Supersize that order, mutt
November 10th, 2011
6:46 pm
I wouldn’t be shocked to see the Jackets take 30 points between the cheeks tonight. It was fun while it lasted though.
ARdawg
November 10th, 2011
6:47 pm
Beast
I expect you guys will be in play next year. Unlikely winning the east but stopping someone else from winning it. Agree with your depth problem. Much of that will be eliminated next year. It’ll give Weis and will an opportunity to get some guys in places they need them. The cupboards were far from bare but, not the talent your coaches were needing specifically. Lot of changes coming for the Gators I expect
scott
November 10th, 2011
6:59 pm
here we go FALCONS HERE WE GO…BEAT AINTS!!
Joe Bob Thibodaux
November 10th, 2011
7:04 pm
Jeff, the favorite son of Georgia gets playing time in Tiger Stadium Saturday night. Mettenburger Rocks!
JBT
Pete Rosey Palms
November 10th, 2011
7:08 pm
Jeff, you make blogging fun with all the videos & pics. Thanks !
Rick Perry is such a dumazz…
Alphare
November 10th, 2011
7:08 pm
Jeff,
I went against last week with the BAMA pick. I said BAMA would lose because of their kicking weakness.
I am picking against you again with the dawg pick. Dawgs will lose.
Check Yo Slavakia
November 10th, 2011
7:10 pm
Me agree. I no speaky Ingleis muy buen. Yo soy caca.
Rev Jim Hicks
November 10th, 2011
7:10 pm
It says here that Auburn beats the Dawgs 20-17. The War Eagle will rule. Coach Richt will probably get even more “unprofessional” questions.
Pimp Of Da Year
November 10th, 2011
7:13 pm
Me & my homey IC rollin’ gunna roll a crooky one and burn it after da Auburn game. No haters allowed. Peace…
45ACP
November 10th, 2011
7:16 pm
tigers, war eagle, plainsmen, DAWGS win the trifecta. 31 – 10.
BBQ MAN
November 10th, 2011
7:19 pm
Auburn will bring uga fans back to earth Sat. and sunday the fans will be screaming for CMRs head again. who needs tv when I can watch ” how the dawgs turn” right here…
abravefan
November 10th, 2011
7:28 pm
Stay out of politics Schultz. Didn’t hear you comment when Obama said he was on his way to the 58th state in a 2008 campaign speech in Portland Oregon (look it up on U tube). Sorry you picked UGA….so far you have picked the to lose some of the ones they have won like Tennessee and Florida.
Rev Jim Hicks
November 10th, 2011
7:41 pm
Also The Falcons will be the Aints 20-17 on a big ben pass at end of game to break the Aints heart. However Brees will throw for more yards than Ryan.
Rev Jim Hicks
November 10th, 2011
7:42 pm
GT 37 VT 34 in a white out chiller down on the flats!!
Ryan
November 10th, 2011
7:52 pm
Leave it to JS to throw in a job at a republican. If this was a dem debate and the same thing happened, it’s guaranteed 100% it would be ignored by JS.
Ironically
November 10th, 2011
7:54 pm
Ciao Papa, I had forgotten about that movie.
How is UGA a 13 point favorites? They seem pretty evenly matched coming in.
Va Tech has had an extra 5 days to prepare for the option, and that never bodes well for Ga Tech.
How are Texas A&M and Missouri ranked 9 & 14 in Sagarin Poll? Even though they have had the two toughest schedules, they are only 9-9 combined.
Y'all ....
November 10th, 2011
7:55 pm
Scroll back up to the article and watch Ron Paul. He is the only honest politician in the country.
chazzo
November 10th, 2011
8:01 pm
For what’s it’s worth (and granted it aint much), I gotta feeling the Dawgs are going to put up a lot of points on Auburn’s D. Just a hunch.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:13 pm
It’s not rocket science — I think everybody was aware of the schedule but this did not look like a good team after 2 games, and often when even good teams start 0-2, they lose hope. This team didn’t. For that, they deserve credit. I still don’t think it’s s “great” team but as I wrote early in week, can’t knock 7 straight wins, even over soft competition.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:14 pm
Steve — No. I really think LSU will kill everybody they play.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:17 pm
PJ — “my god, your picks record is ridiculous.” <<<< I know, right? But you wouldn’t know it by everybody screaming about the Georgia-Florida pick.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:18 pm
P_The_Ricker — I know, Vegas isn’t stupid.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:19 pm
Lowcountry Bulldawg — Just checked the Sack Schultz link and it seems to be working.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:24 pm
Vets R Us — I feel sorry for Russ. He’s a Damn Good Temp Dawg!
Road Kill on I85
November 10th, 2011
8:25 pm
Since our trees are dead,
We’re just gonna roll the Hedges instead…
After we make you #2 in the East.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:27 pm
Pete Rosey — Thanks.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:28 pm
Alphare — I wish you had called me last week. As for Saturday in Athens: Nothing would shock me. (That’s why I wasn’t going to give the 13.)
Mash
November 10th, 2011
8:28 pm
Jeff, being the professional sports columnists that you are, you should probably know that if Arkansas were to beat LSU, then Alabama would win the West. You might want to look into the tiebreakers right after you polish off your resume. If you hurry, you can still get this changed before it goes to print and you further embarrass yourself.
I know I’m just a dumba$$ Georgia fan lying next to a PBR can, but if I turned in a half-witted, lazily researched article to my employer, I would fully expect to get canned.
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:30 pm
Ryan — See, that’s where you wrong. One reader once termed me an equal opportunity offender. If it’s a cheap laugh, I’ll pop anybody. I guarantee you if a Democrat or Libertarian or anybody had forgotten something like that in a debate, I would’ve been all over it. Honestly, I just think Republicans are more sensitive about mocking. (And by the way, you have no idea how I vote, do you?)
Jeff Schultz
November 10th, 2011
8:32 pm
Mash (self-proclaimed dumba$$) — 1) Alabama would have to keep winning; 2) You do realize it was a joke, right? Maybe not. Probably giving you too much credit.
St Simons - we're on Island time
November 10th, 2011
8:58 pm
It will be close in athens
the scam cheetahs have the most cap room in the country
and they can relax. it does get worse than them. see Ped St.
jay
November 10th, 2011
8:59 pm
I wish Dooley had told Muschamp to head back to Gainesville since Will was a life long gator fan.
whodat70816
November 10th, 2011
9:02 pm
“Lose to the Rams? Really? That’s enough for me. Birds win a pick ‘em.”
And that’s going to make it even more satisfying when the Saints spank dem dirty birds….LOL
What will you say in your blog Monday Schultz? Something like….
“Lose to a team that loss to the Rams? Really? That’s more than enough for me.”
LOL…can’t wait to see!
JSS
November 10th, 2011
9:03 pm
@ Jeff Schultz…
No Marilu Kauffman yet? She can least remember US government regulatory bodies and cabinet departments that she’d want to eliminate… Funny thing, she’s not even a citizen! Maybe if they had spray painted it on a big boulder for him and sat it just off the stage, he’d been just fine?
ARdawg
November 10th, 2011
9:12 pm
A bit quick on the trigger weren’t you Bradley? Hairy legged crack ho’s is frowned upon? Sorry, I thought it was an excellent description of the Tech cheerleaders. You know, cheerleaders are football too
Yellow Pain
November 10th, 2011
9:13 pm
14-7 Va. Tach. Ga. Tech driving.
Dogtowndawg
November 10th, 2011
9:15 pm
Watching the first quarter of this game of Tech vs Tech, I’m thinking UGA may have 500 yards of offense by halftime.
Schultzie, I can’t believe you don’t think the Dogs can cover 13 against the WarTigerPlainsmen, we beat Texas A&M like a drum last week. I never thought we’d take it to the Aggies like we did, but we stepped on their face with…oops, wrong Aggies. No way we win by 13. I’ll settle for a 3-2 win and no one gets hurt.
And before I forget it, the hell with Yech, both of ‘em.
Monkey Scrotum
November 10th, 2011
9:17 pm
14-10 Hokies
Monkey Scrotum
November 10th, 2011
9:20 pm
Jeff, ESPN reporting that McQueary will not be fired by Penn State. The guy that saw the rape but didn’t stop it or call police keeps his job ? Wow !
True Falcon Fan
November 10th, 2011
9:23 pm
5:24 & 5:25 pm 11/10 don’t cha jus get tried of “Chuck n’ Duckers” —- Yes i’m talkin’ to you Mr Green jeans – MV7 Lover of the Con – Vick
DILLIGAF
November 10th, 2011
9:30 pm
Mr. Schultz,
I look forward to reading your Predictions: blog every week as you’re always good for a chuckle and a wtf!? Even though I don’t agree with you 73.4 % of the time, I still burn 10 mins of my workday every morning sitting on the throne with my laptop. Keep up the good work.
I must say that I disagree with you’re VT/GT matchup, VT takes down the little pesky sweatbees by applying the giant rolled- up newspaper “up side the head” in the 2nd half.
The slimy, jort wearing fanbase of the of blue and orange sportin’ lizards will finally have an excuse to rob some 7-11’s for emergency party supplies consisting of PBR and pork rinds as they celebrate their victory over Mr. Happy and the chokin’ chickens.
Oh yeah, I did see Ray Edwards the other day as he was pulling out of the Bank of America drive thru after cashing his paycheck. The TMZ satellite van tailed him as they tried to get the latest scoop on his upcoming photoshoot for UnderRoos.
JSS
November 10th, 2011
9:31 pm
I didn’t think someone could become as asinine as Hershel Talker with his one trick pony posts on Mark Richt or Mularkey is the root of all evil blogger Bugcrier; but hey someone has actually topped him! So at 5:21PM, It is the NFL! Name the number of teams that have gone undefeated in the regular season since the end of WWII? But here is a better task for you, you guys love to run the 3 year regular season win total of a certain QB out there… Here’s a fact, since the expansion to the 16 game season, no QB has won as many games and not won at least one playoff game… It is not even close, no other QB in the modern era besides Joe Ferguson and Bobby Hebert are even within 6 games of him, Simple…
Lou May
November 10th, 2011
9:34 pm
McQueary staying is totally unacceptable !
Dr. Morpheus
November 10th, 2011
9:50 pm
What do the Las Vegas guys know anyway? After all, the WEs beat SC (Garcia went 9-23 that game) and UF (Brantley and Demps out with injuries). And the average score in Auburn’s losses was only 40-13 (let’s see, -27 average). So, if the Dawgs do half as well as Clemson, Arkansas and LSU, that comes out to 13.5. Hey, what a coincidence…
Lee
November 10th, 2011
10:07 pm
hey Schultz, good one about ray ray armstrong, i hear in his off hours he schedules UGA’s drug testing program!!
Jordan
November 10th, 2011
10:30 pm
http://isportsweb.com/2011/11/10/uga-vs-aub-preview/
Jack D' Costa
November 10th, 2011
10:33 pm
Mr. Schultz…seriously ? you think birds will win over falcons just because to rams. That’s one of the worst predictions I ever heard from you. You need to reconsider it.
oldfart
November 10th, 2011
10:39 pm
The Perry thing is sports related. He got this package from the UGA running backs who had to take the pledge. It had been a while and he had never heard of Train Wreck.
Ga Blogger
November 10th, 2011
10:57 pm
I would rather Rick perry’s dog be president than the guy running us into the ground every single day in the white house now, dogs cover easy, Vegas is smart!
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10:58 pm
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Richt the Merciless
November 10th, 2011
11:03 pm
And it came to pass that Mark Richt brought billions of people from Mongo to Earth in spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes, and detonated hydrogen bombs in the volcanoes. The Dawgs then clustered together, stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to do this today. Society’s biggest problem is to isolate and neutralize the Dawgs and their companions, the fleas.
Gamecocks and Gators have had great success in this.
Most people didn’t know this.
Warsaw City
November 10th, 2011
11:04 pm
A man went to his doctor and said, “Doc, I’ve always admired the Polish people, and I would give anything to be a Polack.”
The doctor replies, “Well, you’re in luck. They’ve just developed a surgical procedure that will turn anyone into a Polack. A surgeon removes 99% of your brain, and then you’re just like a Polack.”
“That sounds great, the man said. Let’s do it!”
A few days later, in the operating room, the surgeon asks the man if he’s absolutely certain he wants the surgery. “I sure am,” the man says. “Let’s get on with it.”
A couple of hours later, the surgeon has finished removing 99% of the man’s brain. Then, the unthinkable happened. The surgeon sneezed and accidentally removed the 1% of the brain that was left.
In the recovery room, the surgeon said, “Sir, I am so sorry. Instead of removing 99% of your brain, I accidentally removed 100%. this has never happened before, so we have no idea what someone without a brain will be like.”
The man looked up at the surgeon with glazed eyes, and with slurred speech said…
“HOW ‘BOUT THEM DAWGS!”
kevkat
November 10th, 2011
11:33 pm
Falcons 27 Saints 17
gcs
November 10th, 2011
11:43 pm
What are the odds Penn State loses their last three games?
DZ
November 10th, 2011
11:52 pm
There is NO way the Falcons beat the Saints. ATL has fattened up on 2 bad teams and a marginal one.
Mark my words, Falcons lose.
.
SEC Observer
November 10th, 2011
11:52 pm
The Dawgs won’t cover and the game will be close for one simple reason:
Auburn has a better coaching staff than Georgia.
Bandstand
November 10th, 2011
11:53 pm
RIP Heavy D
ticket holder
November 10th, 2011
11:56 pm
sure hope, everyone get their popcorn & beer, prior to kickoff Sunday, and sits the hell down, rather than stand A$$ in the aisle the WHOLE game.
Tim
November 10th, 2011
11:57 pm
Georgia will win this weekend. They’ll finish with three straight wins. They’ll beat Auburn, Kentucky and…um…um…another team…
Dawglasville
November 11th, 2011
12:00 am
For the record, I believed that the Dawgs still had a great shot after the 0-2 because I believed that we had faced the two best teams we would play all year. Before the season I thought that Arkansas would beat USC and I thought that USC would drop another game like they tend to do. I was wrong about UF. I didn’t think they would be that good this year but if Brantley could have stayed healthy then who knows.
JaxDawg
November 11th, 2011
12:01 am
crappy predictions as usual? living on easy picks
RedandBlackDawg
November 11th, 2011
12:14 am
I think Auburn’s fight cry should be, “No Cam, it’s Back to Spam”. No temporary college student to lead you onto the field this Saturday. The crunching sound you hear will be the DL of UGA, tackling and running over your players. No Farley, to take cheap shots either.
It is going to be a very very long night for Auburn, Enjoy your crap on the blogs, because it is not going to translate to success on the field Saturday night. It takes more than B.S. to play a game.
GO DAWGS and GATA
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
November 11th, 2011
1:15 am
True Falcon Fan
November 10th, 2011
5:21 pm
All yo MV#7 conVICK -ed lovers, how you like your boy now??????????
I’ll take my man MR#2 Matty IceMAN&&&&&WIN,WIN,WIN,WIN……………….
Go Falcons,Go Falcons,Go Falcons………………..
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Let’s think about that for a second………………
CHOKE is ranked 18th in the league in passing………………
Vick is ranked 13th………………………..
CHOKE is barely cracking the 60 percent passing mark…………………
Vick has a plus 62 percent passing mark……………………….
I’m not sure what wheat truck you crawled from under but being ranked less does not equate to better
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
November 11th, 2011
1:17 am
Saints 47
Falcants 17
dawg85
November 11th, 2011
2:13 am
I predict Va Tech 37 GA Tech 26. It’s easy after the game. Dawgs will roll 31-13 and part of 2010 BCS Champs will be excited even though it will make Auburn 4-7 against Coach Richt. Go figure.
We're Dead
November 11th, 2011
3:44 am
Why did you pick us to win, Schultz? You pick UT to upset, UGA wins. You pick UF to upset, UGA wins. Why couldn’t you pick Awbarn to upset?
ACC
November 11th, 2011
3:47 am
“The Hokies were bodyslammed at home by Clemson, 23-3. Clemson is the team Georgia Tech just beat”
people laugh at the ACC for a reason …. dominant team? HA!
schultz likes ASG
November 11th, 2011
5:19 am
Hey Tech Lose before crowd of fans who watch and let a lady who go’s to tech get Raped at staduium and all you lovin Tech fans just walk by let it happen at GT crime capital of atlanta…and oh auburn will beat Georgia in athens and Mark Richt will be next Penn state head coach he take Job after losin in Bowl Game!
Road Kill on I85
November 11th, 2011
5:29 am
“Predictions: Numbers align, Dogs, Jackets, Falcons win”
1 down, 2 to go.
Road Kill on I85
November 11th, 2011
5:41 am
@schultz likes ASG
Penn State needs a good Christian man to take over their program now and lead them to redemption. That said, Mark Richt is not a candidate for the job. After all of this, they still hope to remain competitive in football.
Observer
November 11th, 2011
7:14 am
Why Nor?
Tennis Rodman
November 11th, 2011
7:17 am
Jackets win? Schultz lay off the herb. I know you are from CA and everyone smokes it out there.
Observer
November 11th, 2011
7:19 am
Tons of evil still there in State College.
Removing Paterno, who must be eaten up with evil, having allowed the disgustingly egregious horror to continue while he turned his head, will help.
But there are others that had to have known also. And they must be rooted out and disposed of also.
hop
November 11th, 2011
7:23 am
jeff,you need to stay with sports instead of polticial satirel since you have some degree of intelligence in that area .
Rick Perry has a far better track record of creating jobs than your socialize friend in washington.
I must admit it is scary when you pick uga to win so lets know you don’t put the hex on the doggies.
against auburn.
georgedawg
November 11th, 2011
7:26 am
Schultz, Nobody cares about your political thoughts. You have enought trouble with your worn out sports journalism. Don’t givre us another reason to want you gone!
Joey
November 11th, 2011
7:36 am
Funny clip with Perry, Jeff.
You gonna show the hilarious clip of Obama telling the crowd “he traveled to all 57 states,” next?
No?
Didn’t think so . . .
Joey
November 11th, 2011
7:38 am
For your viewing pleasure ;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws
SeenThisB4
November 11th, 2011
7:39 am
Numbers align huh Shultz?! LOL! Yeah, but which way? LOL! GEAUX SAINTS!!
Joey
November 11th, 2011
7:40 am
I know I beat you to it, Jeff.
That clip was gonna be in the next weekend predictions, right?
reckingball
November 11th, 2011
7:41 am
Did anyone ever find out what the third goverment agency Perry wanted to eliminate was?
Joey
November 11th, 2011
7:42 am
Observer, Paterno hired a big $$, DC defense lawyer last night. Who knows what’s gonna come out next?
63vet
November 11th, 2011
7:45 am
You’re screwed dawgs. You’ve gotten the ‘Sgt. Schultz kiss of death’.
SawThat1nce
November 11th, 2011
7:46 am
saints will be starting a 3 game losing streak this Sunday.
They will be 6-6 after the Lions game.
saints bleaux.
GO FALCONS!!!!
Joey
November 11th, 2011
7:57 am
Where’s Buckeye?
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7217079/ncaa-slaps-ohio-state-buckeyes-failure-monitor-charge
reckingball
November 11th, 2011
8:07 am
I just found that the third agency is…….uh,….uh…wait minute, it’s one the tip……let me get back to you.
reckingball
November 11th, 2011
8:08 am
Energy! that’s it, wow.
Spurrier
November 11th, 2011
8:11 am
I will see you dawgs Sunday night when the Dawgnation meltdown will be of biblical proportions.
SawThat1nce
November 11th, 2011
8:13 am
Those S.C. chickens will be plucked by the Gators in there own hen house.
Samuel
November 11th, 2011
8:27 am
The defense must shadow Jimmy Graham and Darren Sproils, also I like to see Matty Ice have a great game and take the offense to another level.
Steve
November 11th, 2011
8:37 am
Anyone know if there were any other crimes committed last night around the Tech campus? The over/under was 6 but all I have read about so far was a rape. Like I said in my post yesterday, easiest bet of the weekend. I put $200 on VA Tech.
1eyedJack
November 11th, 2011
8:43 am
Oh-for-1 Schultz.
Yeah, Perry is a goof, but a lovable goof. Schultz, how many times have you sat in front of your keyboard and tried to remember a great, witty, snide comment you were just thinking about 5 minutes beforehand? It’s called a brainfart, and we all have ‘em.
Maybe you prefer the Manchurian Candidate who is only programmed to read from a teleprompter? Someone who supposedly was at Columbia for four years but nobody can seem to remember ever taking a class with?
Potter
November 11th, 2011
8:50 am
I LOVE the fact that all the Tech fans(sic) are distraught this morning, and their weekends are already ruined.
Did you lose because your players take calculus??
Rick Perry
November 11th, 2011
8:55 am
Now I remember the third department to be eliminated…..the BCS!
AU Liberal in ATL
November 11th, 2011
8:58 am
The President wins in a landslide. Auburn over UGA. Falcons over Saints. Florida, wgas. UAT, wgas. LSWHO, wgas. Arky, wgas. Steve, wgas.
katherine
November 11th, 2011
9:02 am
LOL why would anyone in their right mind vote for obama? keep dreaming au liberal in ATL….also, I think the dawgs want some payback for last year….so Ill take the dawgs.
dean
November 11th, 2011
9:03 am
GA wins. ATL wins. Tech lost. That makes for a good weekend for me.
Dap01
November 11th, 2011
9:06 am
If Perry remembered on two agencies to cut as President, that would be a good start. Sport Columnist should stay out of politics, it’s not flattering.
Go Dawgs. A one point win will be great.
Steve
November 11th, 2011
9:07 am
AU Liberal should be shipped out of the USA like the rest of them. These Auburn Tiger/Cats/Birds/Kittens whatever they are make me laugh.
DC
November 11th, 2011
9:09 am
Steve,
How do you think UGA will bottle up McCaleb and Dyer?
Steve
November 11th, 2011
9:10 am
DC would you like to checkout UGA’s defensive stats? Please do.
DC
November 11th, 2011
9:13 am
Steve…I already have…I repeat how do you think UGA will bottle up McCaleb and Dyer..don’t compare AU to tenn or florida…AU has a better running system than any of the schools UGA has played..
Steve
November 11th, 2011
9:17 am
Yea AU has a great QB also. Ha. UGA will be expecting the run and will stop them. No worries, UGA will win 34-21.
DC
November 11th, 2011
9:24 am
AU does have a good QB..he proved what he can do against Ole Miss. Our problem has been the fact we have had 2 top receivers injured…We are more than capable of taking out UGA with our offense..no doubt.
The doubt comes in play with our defense. Our secondary has been light years better since the beginning of the season…but still give up big plays..
dawgs smell
November 11th, 2011
9:43 am
Once Auburn beats Uga again are we going to hear how they cheated in doing so?
Go Long
November 11th, 2011
9:51 am
South Carolina will beat Florida giving them a sweep of the East but they won’t bet to Atlanta. The best team in the East will stay home and watch Ga. be destroyed by LSU.
1eyedJack
November 11th, 2011
9:53 am
If Georgia gets there, we’ll take our chances.
Gregg
November 11th, 2011
10:11 am
LSU won’t lose to Arkansas. Too much at stake.. Tigers will be focused.
RedPantyDawg
November 11th, 2011
10:11 am
Dawgs jump out to 17-point lead in 2nd Q. Awbun makes half-time adjustmenst. CMR & BooBoo remove foot from gas. Dawgs dally away lead to go 7 behind. With 23 seconds remaining, Bennet grabs uncatchable ball for TD and Crowell barely gets over for 2-point conversion. Dawgs win 35 – 34.
UGA Insider
November 11th, 2011
10:16 am
If we win Saturday all UGA fans owe myself and McGarity a big thank you. We have put pressure on this staff to improve and get serious about winning again. Now we are on the cusp of something special and it feels good. We have the talent to play with LSU and I hope we can win tomorrow but it’s going to be tough. Everyone can say thank you after tomorrow.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
November 11th, 2011
10:22 am
katherine
November 11th, 2011
9:02 am
LOL why would anyone in their right mind vote for obama?
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You would never be accused on being in “right mind”
The Irony about people like you is you were so upset about Obama being president (for obvious reasons), that your party dropped the ball and your leading candidate is of similar appearance
Gotta love Irony
ol'dawg
November 11th, 2011
10:23 am
The Vagas guys don’t have a dog or pussy cat in this fight only their money which they like to keep Why give 13 points? It takes that many points to get someone to bet on the pussy cats. Notice the line hasn;t droped, they must not have many takers.
boilerup
November 11th, 2011
10:26 am
If u have noticed, Ray Edwards precense alone has opened up our defense even more up front. Offenses have been worried about the edge and its closed everything down because of lb’s and dt’s making the plays while they are keying on Edwards, and Abraham. Makes since, huh?
juvenal
November 11th, 2011
10:26 am
Jeff, wish you could have out-weighed heather & SI…….
Jeff Schultz
November 11th, 2011
10:27 am
JSS — Don’t need the big boulder off stage. Isn’t that what index cards are for?
Jeff Schultz
November 11th, 2011
10:28 am
Dilligaf — Thanks. And yes, you were right and I was wrong about Georgia Tech game.
Jeff Schultz
November 11th, 2011
10:30 am
Tennis Rodman — Correct. Every person in California spokes pot, from 6 year olds to great grand fathers. But nobody in the other 49 states. That’s what I heard too.
Bad Dawg, Bad Dawg
November 11th, 2011
10:32 am
Jeff you don’t get it, the Dawgs aren’t very good. Where are their signature wins? Vandy? Gators? Vandy should have won and Gators are bad, really bad. More Dawg hype. Auburn is the better team with a better head coach with a MNC in his 2nd year. It’s been 31 years since the lone one at UGA.
Jeff Schultz
November 11th, 2011
10:34 am
Joey — 57/47 … Whatever. Actually, that clip’s pretty funny. But it was 3 1/2 years ago I think. I’m trying to stay current.
Jeff Schultz
November 11th, 2011
10:36 am
1eyedJack — Kidding? It happens every day. Hey, I didn’t say I didn’t understand it, but that’s not going to stop me from mocking him. I get mocked all the time (as if you didn’t notice).
St Simons - we're on Island time
November 11th, 2011
10:38 am
nooooooo, you picked us. Couldn’t you have picked the $cam cheetahs
you’re harshing my buzz, man
GoFasterDawg
November 11th, 2011
10:39 am
Agree with RedPanties except Crowell goes down on half yard line. Auburn wins.
SSIgator
November 11th, 2011
10:40 am
“Mr. Bulldog Boxer Shorts who wakes up next to an empty PBR can”
No truer words were ever written. Well done Jeff.
Aub is a sewer
November 11th, 2011
11:35 am
Let’s see….Auburn worships trees at a drug store…They do need their drugs to live in that backwoods state, I guess.
Surprised some Bamard hasn’t “hunted” that Aub bird for dinner yet since they attacked the trees!
Keep crying haters
November 11th, 2011
11:37 am
SSigator….Why aren’t you back in your closet?
We got rid of you last week.
BTW, who’s going to the SEC this year?
Pauls Johnson
November 11th, 2011
11:40 am
Enter your comments here
Atlanta87
November 11th, 2011
11:41 am
@ Aub is a sewer yes we are out there every Sunday bowing down to the trees. Screw church.
Kyle
November 11th, 2011
11:48 am
Jeff….When that President of yours doesn’t have that teleprompter you get plenty of um…um….uh’s too.
Jeff Schultz
November 11th, 2011
12:09 pm
So just for those who think I’m out to get Rick Perry:
He did the right thing going on Letterman last night.
Funny top 10.
Link: http://blogs.ajc.com/political-insider-jim-galloway/2011/11/11/rick-perrys-top-10-excuses-for-his-oops-moment/?cxntlid=thbz_hm
Football Fan 14
November 11th, 2011
12:34 pm
WORE DOWN EAGLE
SSIgator
November 11th, 2011
12:42 pm
Keep crying haters -
Probably SC and LSU.
All Saints
November 11th, 2011
12:50 pm
Just a reminder that we’ll be having our regular tribute and moment of silence on Saturday for Saint Jan Kemp, the courageous martyr who exposed UGA and Vince Dooley’s “remedial studies” fraud. Mark Richt keeps the scam going even today, almost thirty years later.
Please approach this special moment with awe and reverence as we honor her sacred name.
Bring It
November 11th, 2011
12:57 pm
GA can beat Auburn, but no way in Hades will they be able to keep up with LSU. That game will be over by halftime. LSU is simply in a league by itself.
I see Auburn and GA pretty evenly matched. The 13 – points is ridiculous. This game will be decided by 7 or less. I do not see a lopsided victory as so many GA fans are predicting.
WDE.
Football Fan 14
November 11th, 2011
1:44 pm
WORE DOWN EAGLES
Greg
November 11th, 2011
1:51 pm
If Arkansas beats LSU and it’s a three-way tie for the West (assuming Bama wins out) is the higher BCS ranking the tie breaker?
Gator CHOMP Champ
November 11th, 2011
2:08 pm
Alabama schools are so funny. One cheers for two seperate mascots and has a made up fantasyland battle cry, and the other has a cheer that has absolutely nothing to do with elephants.
Only in Alabama.
zbulldawg
November 11th, 2011
2:16 pm
BOY Jeff the jackets where right where they wanted to be in that game !! But a supid sucker punch costed them dearly !!!! I hate it for them. I was really pulling hard for them,Paul Johnson is a good man & great coach ! MY DAWGS ARE FOR REAL ! Yes there not a Boise st. But the gamecocks have been weak all year ! Some folks forget how they pulled that 3 point victory off ! I knew then the DAWGS are for real with the 42 they scorced. And the defense didn’t look that bad against SC’s best offense. I’m so glad ya’ll did that article on Cordy ! Any team that loses their LF tackle it’s going to take time to adjust ! We where already thin on the OL.Will Freind convinced Cordy to stay ! Another GREAT move by MARK RICHT !!! COACH OF THE YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
2:16 pm
Well, Georgia is highly overrated whereas Auburn is just plain mediocre, so whomever screws up the least the get the win
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
2:18 pm
Irony: Someone from Georgia making fun of someone from Alabama
Atlanta87
November 11th, 2011
2:21 pm
Those losses hurt this year Gator huh?
zbulldawg
November 11th, 2011
2:22 pm
Ceespool HUH !!!! WE don’t use toilet paper to celebrate ! HERE KITTY KITTY SICK EM
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
2:26 pm
Nothing to celebrate about in Athens these days anyway!
zbulldawg
November 11th, 2011
2:27 pm
I truely hate that for TECH ! Good article about Cordy ! Thanks to Will Freind he stayed another year ! Hiring Will just another GREAT MOVE FOR MARK RICHT !!!!!!!!!!!!! COACH OF THE YEAR
zbulldawg
November 11th, 2011
2:29 pm
HEY Billy not these days JUST SATURDAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
2:30 pm
Does anyone actually think Matty Ice is a good QB?
kimmer
November 11th, 2011
2:33 pm
Bama covers by halftime? You sure about that? Bama will very likely win but why don’t you ask LSU how bad they beat ‘road kill”?
zbulldawg
November 11th, 2011
2:35 pm
You people in alabama don’t have news papers or ya’ll still using Pigeons ? Need to get their eyes checked !!!
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
2:40 pm
zbulldawg
November 11th, 2011
2:35 pm
You people in alabama don’t have news papers or ya’ll still using Pigeons ? Need to get their eyes checked !!!
Semi-literate Dawgs roll call!
Nice headline AJC... petty
November 11th, 2011
2:42 pm
Front page headline ” UGA STUDENTS SELLS POT/LSD FROM DORM ROOM”… no way! You mean to tell me that a college student is selling pot to other students? Does this really deserve to be splashed on the front page? I get it… trying to present “equal time” to crimes on both campuses… how mature is the editor?
Smokewagon
November 11th, 2011
2:44 pm
Last call for Auburn to back out of this game like they did with FSU.
5150 UOAD
November 11th, 2011
2:44 pm
Happy Vets Day…
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
2:45 pm
Nice headline AJC… petty
November 11th, 2011
2:42 pm
Front page headline ” UGA STUDENTS SELLS POT/LSD FROM DORM ROOM”… no way! You mean to tell me that a college student is selling pot to other students? Does this really deserve to be splashed on the front page? I get it… trying to present “equal time” to crimes on both campuses… how mature is the editor?
“Well you see, the AJC has a duty not to post embarrassing stories of my favorite college!”
This just in from the UGA dorm crime scene
November 11th, 2011
2:49 pm
A bong and twinkies were also found… HUGE BUST! Check back later for details.
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
2:52 pm
I feel so much safer! Thank you law enforcement! We are eternally grateful!
Smokewagon
November 11th, 2011
2:55 pm
I will sleep much better tonight knowing those college punks won’t be smoking dope in their dorm tonight. Thanks Athens Police.
Well, you see Billy Mays
November 11th, 2011
2:57 pm
I could envision the Walton Daily News reporting on pg 3 but the AJC listing as the the top story just seems silly. If a college student selling pot to other students is the top crime story in the state today then we are in good shape! Crime rate down.
You see Billy… the AJC is getting hammered by Tech for splashing the robberies and rapes from North Ave so… the AJC needs to share the love with the UGA crime scene… dang those hippies!
Delbert D.
November 11th, 2011
3:01 pm
That headline has been replaced with this one:
“Wife’s ashes survive Atlanta house fire”
Something that you’d expect to see on Leno.
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
3:05 pm
Well, you see Billy Mays
November 11th, 2011
2:57 pm
I could envision the Walton Daily News reporting on pg 3 but the AJC listing as the the top story just seems silly. If a college student selling pot to other students is the top crime story in the state today then we are in good shape! Crime rate down.
You see Billy… the AJC is getting hammered by Tech for splashing the robberies and rapes from North Ave so… the AJC needs to share the love with the UGA crime scene… dang those hippies!
Stop posting
Robert
November 11th, 2011
3:18 pm
I like baseball…i love this game
Varsity Jackets
Comin' Down The Track
November 11th, 2011
3:32 pm
Trivia Time “Breaking Away” shot on location in Athens, Georgia.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080203/
1eyedJack
November 11th, 2011
3:45 pm
We’re gonna knock Awbun’s toof out!! Go DAWGS!!!
1eyedJack
November 11th, 2011
3:46 pm
“Wife’s ashes survive Atlanta house fire”
Hey, Delbert, reckon where one goes to apply for an AJC headline writer?
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
3:54 pm
UGA, lol
Delbert D.
November 11th, 2011
3:56 pm
Jack – Journalism school, apparently. I posted yesterday about interns doing the headlines at AJC and said there have been some doozies on the main page. Didn’t have to wait long for another one.
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
3:57 pm
You know who else liked red, black, and white?
That’s right…
Hitler.
Delbert D.
November 11th, 2011
4:00 pm
There is an interesting story here on the AJC, “Safety gaps on downtown campuses”. It even has some numbers tabulated.
1eyedJack
November 11th, 2011
4:09 pm
Kind of like giving info to the enemy there. Or setting a trap? Hmmmm….
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
4:12 pm
1eyedJack
November 11th, 2011
4:09 pm
Kind of like giving info to the enemy there. Or setting a trap? Hmmmm….
Yes I imagine legions of criminals in metro Atlanta carefully and painstakingly analyzing AJC data to determine the best times and locales to commit crimes
ga gator
November 11th, 2011
4:23 pm
Dawgs win in the last 2 minutes on a Walsh 48 yard field goal; 26-24.
Biff Pocaroba Fan Club
November 11th, 2011
4:24 pm
Braves win! Falcons win! Hawks win! Thrashers win! Bulldogs win!
ga gator
November 11th, 2011
4:24 pm
Dawgs win in the last 2 minutes on a 48 yard Walsh field goal; 26-24 after the Gators upset SC earlier 24-17.
1eyedJack
November 11th, 2011
4:26 pm
“Yes I imagine legions of criminals in metro Atlanta carefully and painstakingly analyzing AJC data to determine the best times and locales to commit crimes”
They’d probably need someone to read it to them. But yeah.
ticket holder
November 11th, 2011
4:44 pm
we are FALCON fans that live 400 miles from the Dome, come into Atlanta to see the club play and get right back out of this crazy jungle as soon as possible.
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
5:07 pm
I wish there was a way that Va Tech and Ga Tech could both lose
DawgRace
November 11th, 2011
5:29 pm
Dawgs beat auburn easily–lay the 12.5 and bet the house. This Dawg team is for real. Auburn’s not that good. UGA upsets LSU in the SEC title game!!!
Delbert D.
November 11th, 2011
5:34 pm
If you are dead and in heaven, you can wish anything you want. Didn’t the guy at the gate explain that?
east side weezy
November 11th, 2011
6:08 pm
HA!! Nick Fairley….someone said Nick’s name. Dont’ say it two more times or he appears. Looking forward to a close one but I gotta go Dawgs…..just because I like to argue with Schultzy!!!
BILLY MAYS HERE
November 11th, 2011
6:30 pm
DawgRace
November 11th, 2011
5:29 pm
Dawgs beat auburn easily–lay the 12.5 and bet the house. This Dawg team is for real. Auburn’s not that good. UGA upsets LSU in the SEC title game!!!
Counterpoint: Boise State
RJ
November 11th, 2011
6:59 pm
you must have got kicked in the head once to many times. Alabama covering the spread by halftime. Funny
Assume the crash position
November 11th, 2011
9:03 pm
Auburn wins in a laugher. Dawgs go down in flames with hobnail boots smashing in their faces.
Amazing...
November 12th, 2011
2:01 am
I think the grand jury ought to be investigated. From what I can garner, Paterno was interviewed months ago, yet he was not canned till after breaking Robinison’s record. Tell me the idiots didn’t wait to see the record fall.
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November 12th, 2011
2:55 am
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RedandBlackDawg
November 12th, 2011
7:45 am
Delbert,
It depends on what guy and what gate he went to I think.
Reggie Ball
November 12th, 2011
8:23 am
I was paid $50,000. to play at Georgia Tech.
Yellow Fuzz
November 12th, 2011
8:24 am
Good luck against Auburn. Funny thing is I’m actually going to the game and 95% of the AH, dog nation faithful, sidewalk fan, posters here are NOT. Hahaha. Look forward to hearing you AH’s get loud and proud before 3:30pm. Novemeber 26th will be a war *I guarantee it)! Glad we won’t be playing that game on paper or on these blogs. Look forward to handing it back to you for 365 straight days!
swhite
November 12th, 2011
8:31 am
Now here’s an amazing thing: You can’t vote for superlatives such as Rookie of the Year and Most Valuable Player, but you can take cheap, inane, and completely unnecessary shots at political candidates. You lack of knowledge of politics is well-known, so perhaps you should stick to sports, where your knowledge is at least passable…just barely.
Cam Newton
November 12th, 2011
8:33 am
Im looking up stats on my stolen laptop, and from what I can read
Cam Newton
November 12th, 2011
8:35 am
Georgia is gonna win because the money dont lie. Im not getting paid to play this year. Well actually I am, but its legal this go round. I hate Carolina though.
Fair and Balanced
November 12th, 2011
8:37 am
Tech is not undefeated in school history when they have more points at the end of the game. Got caught for cheating and even lost a conference championship.
Cam Newton
November 12th, 2011
8:37 am
Yellow Fuzz
What did you do or witness to come up with the name yellow fuzz?
Yellow Fuzz
November 12th, 2011
8:46 am
an old girl friend gave it to me in middle school
1eyedJack
November 12th, 2011
9:13 am
And it still holds true.
Yellow Fuzz
November 12th, 2011
9:19 am
That’s why you got you 1 eye Jacked little man.
Yellow Fuzz
November 12th, 2011
9:19 am
your
Dublin Dawg
November 12th, 2011
9:29 am
Yellow Fuzz:
To be such a big man on the internet, you sure do have a habbit of hiding for weeks at a time after your Techies lose. I read on another blog that if Tech loses to the DAWGS on 11-26-2011 that you will never post on any AJC blog again. Can we all count on you being a man of your word?
JT
November 12th, 2011
9:33 am
hey yellow fuzz why dont you do us all a favor and “STFU” now. nobody wants to hear your crap anymore. and get ready for your anal beat down in November.
((((((((((((((( 1-10 ))))))))))))) hahahahahahaha
1eyedJack
November 12th, 2011
9:39 am
JT, what self-respecting pervert would even want to give Yeller Fuzz and “anal beat down”?
Yellow Fuzz
November 12th, 2011
9:54 am
JT and 1eyeJacked:
Your repeated attempt at the English language amazes no one from Georgia Tech, believe you me.
Yellow Fuzz
November 12th, 2011
10:00 am
In fact…..it clears up why we feel the way we do. Good luck today against Auburn because we will have a little something for you to take into that SEC Championship game against LSU!
Gefilte Fish Schultz
November 12th, 2011
10:08 am
Jeff, would you do us all a kindness and please publish the “Mark Richt Out at Georgia” article you have been sitting on for months? I know you already had it penned and ready to go to press after the South Carolina game and just needed to plug in a few dates and names. We would all be interested in reading it. Thanks!
1eyedJack
November 12th, 2011
10:40 am
“Good luck today against Auburn because we will have a little something for you to take into that SEC Championship game against LSU!”
Yep, fond memories of another thumping of the GnaTs at Grant’s Tomb at Bubba Dudd’s Stadium. And a sellout for a change.
The Santimonious American Media
November 12th, 2011
11:24 am
We are happy that Paterno was fired because he could have done more. We won’t be satified though until all Penn. State coaches are fired, because they probably should have done more too. Also, we want the team manager and locker room personnel fired, cause they should have done more. Then fire the stadium janitors and field maintenace crew, cause they probably heard something and should have done more. Then dismiss the entire football team cause some of the players might have noticed something and then they should have done more.
By the way, who is Sandusky?
Andrew
November 12th, 2011
12:00 pm
Amazing video of a high school player from Columbia TN who kicks the ball dead straight 75-80 yards in the air. He was 54 of 54 this year…a perfect 100%. Now he needs a college team. Can you please help?
Watch for yourself…it is unreal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_JKwgwFY3g
Mr Charlie
November 12th, 2011
12:01 pm
Cesspool of the south? Just where to you get that? Coming from Somebody from Alabama? That is classic.
2011 SEC....Where will your team be?
November 12th, 2011
1:24 pm
bunch of jealous haters!
Leonards Loser
November 12th, 2011
1:41 pm
The “Sybil’s” with the multiple names and personalities come east today to continue Dixies longest running show against the red clay canines. In recent seasons those dogs have taken care of business, until last year, when the cat birds got a bagman to rent a frontman for a few months. And now that the doo-rag is gone, the canines are looking to get a 1st place blue ribbon, Best In Show.
With that tenacious junkyard defense, those dogs are gonna hit on those kitties harder than a woman in a room with Bill Clinton (or Hillary for that matter).
As for the other side of the pig ball, the plainsmen (’nother Sybil), have lost their main wannabe wrestler from last year, and will allow the dogs to cross their goal line more times than Mexicans cross the border.
Red clays chew up those flightless birds.
Leonards Loser……Auburn 13-31
Michael M.
November 12th, 2011
7:58 pm
You called it heads up on the Dawg game ! With a little luck and being in right spots and right time maybe The Falcons game will be a Victory also………….. I think this match-up may be interesting…………………………..James Sanders will be the key defender against New Orleans second-year tight end Jimmy Graham.
Gary
November 13th, 2011
11:03 am
It’s obvious that Schultz is a member of the Liberal Media, because, if he were truthful, he’d have made this demand of Obama, who is the most innept politician America has ever seen!!
I’m not saying Perry would be a better president, but he couldn’t be worse than the cattle fodder, in the White House, right now!!
Jordan
November 13th, 2011
12:09 pm
http://isportsweb.com/2011/11/13/uga-tops-aub-45-7/
Jim in Augusta
November 13th, 2011
4:34 pm
Dumb call to go for it; even dumber the play call…took too long to develop…should have lost in regulation anyway.
Can't Take You Seriously Anymore
November 13th, 2011
5:44 pm
“Lose to the Rams? Really? That’s enough for me”
if this is why you picked against the Saints, this Prediction blog should be seen as Comedy and nothing more.
whodat70816
November 13th, 2011
6:04 pm
“The Saints are fairly psychotic. Lose to the Rams? Really? That’s enough for me. Birds win a pick ‘em.”
How does it taste SCHULTZ?