Fight predictions: Falcons win, Jackets fall, SEC cowers
What is going on with all of this violence lately? Coaches going after coaches. Coaches going after players who went after coaches. One player even punched another right in the soft part of his zone defense.
A man can’t even go hunting any more without the whole animal kingdom getting upset about it. True story: Some Alaskan moose hunter — and doesn’t every great story start that way? — went out the other day with his musket, hoping to blow off the head of one of nature’s, unarmed creatures, who were just sitting around playing gin-rummy.
Anyway, this guy gets attacked by a grizzly bear, because unbeknownst to the hunter, the Moose, the Grizzlies and the Deer (Wake Forest) have all formed some super alliance and soon plan to announce a conference championship game and a mega-TV deal with ESPN. (That part, I might’ve made up.).
Anyway, the hunter ends up escaping, and I think the grizzly’s head is now on somebody’s wall, and the moral of the story is that the guy with the musket usually wins and the SEC will never admonish him for being an idiot because it’s easier to look tough when you pick on the kid because he’s going to be off campus soon anyway. (See how I did that?)
So the SEC suspends Georgia and Vanderbilt players, but not even a reprimand for the coaches. The conference hasn’t been this whipped since it was taking orders from Urban Meyer.
Meanwhile, on to the less violent ACC. Georgia Tech plays Miami. The Hurricanes will be without defensive tackle Micanor Regis, who last week punched a North Carolina player, Dwight Jones, in the groin. Miami suspended him for “violation of team rules,” which should cover most felonies, post-Jimmy Johnson.
The Jackets have their own issues. The offense produced two touchdowns against Virginia. That’s like a punch to the groin for Paul Johnson. The defense has given up 520 yards rushing in the last two games. On second thought, maybe Johnson should punch Al Groh in the groin.
Tech suddenly has too many warning signs. Also, Miami hasn’t been a garden spot for them. Jackets lose. Canes cover 3.
Mr. Blutarsky: Zero. Point. Zero.
"Classy" Freddie Blassie has a plan for Florida.
Todd Grantham: Off this week. Studying the poetry of Freddie Blassie to prepare for the Florida game.
South Alabama at Georgia State: The Panthers have lost five straight. The problem isn’t Bill Curry’s coaching. The problem is, at the age of 69, he can tackle better than some of his players. No line: State wins.
Tennessee at Alabama: Nick Saban responded to questions about conference expansion and the Heisman race with something from Bartletts’ Quotations: “I could give a s— about all that, excuse my French.” Why do we blame the French every time we swear? And hey, if Saban thinks he has problems, Derek Dooley can look at Tennessee game film and give you an entire dissertation in French. Tide covers 29.
North Carolina at Clemson: Dwight Jones will sing the national anthem. Clemson covers 10½.
Auburn at LSU: Three LSU players have been suspended, reportedly for “synthetic” marijuana, which further magnifies the tragedy of today’s youth because they don’t know the first thing about planting seeds, putting a grow light in your closest, and … wait, where was I? LSU covers 22½.
Three LSU players go to class
Arkansas at Old Ms.: Houston Nutt is the first Mississippi coach to lose nine straight conference games. You know a guy has lost it when he can’t even cheat good. Piggies cover 16.
Army at Vanderbilt: The Commodores might want to watch the chop-blocking this week. The other team is armed. Vandy wins but take Army and 10½.
Pros and Ex-Cons
This week from Don King Productions: Mike Smith (red) vs. Jim Schwartz (blue).
Falcons at Lions: I keep having this vision: Brent Grimes staring at the navel of Calvin Johnson at the goal line. But the Lions can’t stop the run. And on the Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots coaching front, I like Mike Smith to take out Jim Schwartz inside of six rounds. Take the 4 but Falcons win this straight up.
Redskins at Panthers: I just saw a picture of Mark Rypien’s daughter, Angela, who plays quarterback in the Lingerie Football League. The Manning tree just slipped to second place. (Did you really want me to debate the merits of John Beck over Rex Grossman?) Carolina covers 2½.
This is Angela Rypien of the Lingerie Football League's Seattle Mist. Sorry, I can't identify No. 13 in green. Like it matters.
Broncos at Dolphins: Tim Tebow lays hands on the 1-4 Broncos. Fortunately, he only faces 0-5 Miami, so this is sort of like asking a faith-healer: Can you mow my lawn? Take Denver straight up and 1½.
Packers at Vikings: The Packers might be the most powerful force since the Romans, although I’m quite sure if Augustus was in Green Bay he’d look around and say, “Wow, I thought Milwaukee was bad.” Packers cover 9.
Chiefs at Raiders: Oakland traded potentially two first-round picks for Carson Palmer, who last year threw 20 interceptions and won four games. He makes his first start in over nine months. If this is craps, the Raiders are trying to the roll the hard eight. But it’s the Chiefs. Raiders cover 4.
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Toteboard
“Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.” — Yugoslav proverb
Last week (slightly cloudy): 8-3 straight up, 6-5 against the line.
Overall (Real. and spectacular): 59-24 straight up; 53-29-1 against the line.
“Sack Schultz” contest: Last week’s local and national winner (cheater) was Dan Lott of Roswell. He went 15-0. I didn’t. Don’t want to talk about it.
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320 comments Add your comment
Danny O
October 20th, 2011
2:24 pm
Great column as always!
Stinger2
October 20th, 2011
2:37 pm
Jeff: You are probaly right on all but the Falcons. I have a question: When will all the UGA Vandy stuff stop?
oldfart
October 20th, 2011
2:38 pm
I think Dusty Rhodes would be more appropriate both in looks and poetic meter, ‘cept he didn’t use that kind of language on the teevee.
LHarding Dawg
October 20th, 2011
2:38 pm
That last photo is football we can all agree on.
Dawglasville
October 20th, 2011
2:39 pm
Don’t have anything to say but I’m so close to the top… I think that the Falcons will win also. Our schedule sets up pretty well with the 2 against the Saints, this Lions game and the game at Houston on the road being the biggest question marks left. Would like to see some mis-direction stuff with Quiz.
Danny O
October 20th, 2011
2:40 pm
Dwight Smith is the best pre-game national anthem singer. I don’t know why teams stopped asking him to sing after he retired from playing.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
2:41 pm
I see you took my advice and took the Canes to cover. I maintain that I was the first (and maybe only) last week to predict a straight-up UVA beat down of my team (although I admit that I didn’t expect it to be so humiliating, as humiliating as a 3-point loss on the road can be.)
Lots of big (point) spreads this week and it’s tempting to go with the underdogs and the large wads of cushion until you start looking at who you’d have to pick (Awbrun, Tennessee, et. al.).
Punch in the groin…that’s what the UVA loss felt like.
ClinchPanther
October 20th, 2011
2:41 pm
You still trying to get Grantham fined. What a loser you are. What if the ajc fined you every time you said something dumb. You would be bankrupt by now.
dawgfacedboy
October 20th, 2011
2:42 pm
Last time I checked shouting profanity and pointing fingers werern’t agaisnt the rules. Stop trying to make something out of nothing. Good grief. Nobody is even talking about the Lions and Niners coaches anymore and the reason for their “disagreement” was over the ferocity of a handshake.
Get over it.
DIT
October 20th, 2011
2:43 pm
Have to disagree with you on the tech game. Not a tech fan, but think they will handle Miami. Miami is just not that good this year and have their own issues.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
2:44 pm
Forget Angela Rypien…I’m in love with #13.
MarineDog
October 20th, 2011
2:45 pm
@Stinger@,
Sadly, it probably will keep going until the FL game and it will only end if we win.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
2:46 pm
DIT – “Miami is just not that good this year.” Agreed….but have you watched the Jackets the last three weeks? “Not that good” beat “inept” every time.
DIT
October 20th, 2011
2:48 pm
@gtne80
I have, but I’ll take your coach over Miami’s anyday. Hang in there y’all be alright.
Danny O
October 20th, 2011
2:48 pm
Wow. Dawg fans really got their panties in a wad about Jeff’s comments on Grantham. Is it really so intolerable to have a columnist point out that a coach should set a better example for his players?
Russ, the Temporary Mascot
October 20th, 2011
2:48 pm
I have so many degrees from UGA since I’ve been hanging around as Temporary Mascot. I wish one or two of them would help me get a full time job somewhere. If Coach Grantham is going to study up on Freddie Blassie he will have to learn to call other coaches names like, “pencil neck geek” . . . or, he might try that on Dr Adams. Coach Grantham was a last choice hire after 6 or 7 coaches turned down the job so we get what we got. He’s not very smart but who is in Athens these days? Most of our players have names that defy the alphabet. I hear Grantham may have our players rub pepper in the eyes of the other team while they are on the ground. When they get up he’s going to call ‘em crybabies and give ‘em the choke sign. I really like the fire he brings to this team. We’re pretty close to being a gang if we can find that one good fight.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
2:50 pm
@DIT – Agreed about the coach, but I haven’t seen CPJ out there trying to block the nose tackle.
Dawglasville
October 20th, 2011
2:51 pm
For what it is worth Jeff I think you have overkilled the Tebow – the Messiah- joke. We may have to agree to disagree, not that you are going to stop writing it. The guy is a Christian and he doesn’t hide it. I’m not sure why it continues to be fashionalbe to mock him.
oldfart
October 20th, 2011
2:51 pm
I for one would also vote to stop the debate on the mythical sportsmanship in the SEC at least in lieu of more lingerie football pictures, er talk. I may be old but when I get to preferring sportsmanship over sporting get the shovel.
Hollywould
October 20th, 2011
2:54 pm
Jeff, Glad u came back/ I thought the leg humpers were gonna pull an occupy ajc. btw, tech beats Miami and my War Eagles go down. I am taking the points though.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
2:55 pm
How can Football be played with a team of just Tight Ends and Wide Receivers? Hell, I don’t care. I just want to the ref that gets to rummage in the pile after a fumble.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
2:55 pm
I think I’d trade Groh for Grantham.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
2:57 pm
Groh is to defense what Gailey was to offense.
Dawgwild
October 20th, 2011
2:57 pm
Haha enjoyed. Tell Bradley he blows for me!
Richt`s Hammer
October 20th, 2011
2:59 pm
Russ are you still alive?
I thought choakdawg ate you.
Old Blue
October 20th, 2011
2:59 pm
Reports were that Freddie Blassie’s grandmother didn’t like him. As a young rasslin referee, Freddie took care of me when times called for it. I liked the guy. He always dressed well, drove a fine auto and carried a pistol for his protection outside the ring. Funny. . . I never heard him ever mention football.
oldfart
October 20th, 2011
3:00 pm
I’ve never seen a gal’s drawers come with pull tabs before, is that idea patented? I wish the nancy boy designers would put that on all of them.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
3:01 pm
Drawers with pull tabs….sort of brings a new meaning to the term “combat uniforms” (mull that one over Nike)
Bug Zapper
October 20th, 2011
3:02 pm
Jeff, good read…..I actually laughed……I gotta check into the Lingerie football league…..Wow, thats real entertainment!……As for the suspensions, I think the guy from Vandy should have gotten much worse…..He waited for the action to stop then tryed to take out Geathers knee’s….I hear his dad isnt too happy about it either……As for the coaches, it is what it is…Lets move forward….Go Dawgs!
juvenal
October 20th, 2011
3:02 pm
punch in the grohin?
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
3:02 pm
Jeff,
I disagree RE: Tigers v. Tigers. LSU is obviously the favorite in this game, but I never bit on the 3 TD spread even before the incense incident. I’ve just watched too many of these match-ups. I expect a low scoring head-banger similar to LSU’s earlier game with MSU – only Auburn is a much better team now than Misery State was then. I’m expecting something more along the lines of LSU 24-17.
Too bad I’m not a betting man, or I’d take this bet all the way to the bank.
Bug Zapper
October 20th, 2011
3:03 pm
I think I’ve seen that girl wearing 13…..I jus know I know her from somewhere…..How do you forget a profile like that!
Bug Zapper
October 20th, 2011
3:03 pm
I think I’ve seen that girl wearing 13…..I jus know I know her from somewhere…..How do you forget a profile like that!
Bug Zapper
October 20th, 2011
3:04 pm
oops!
dogcatchergeneral
October 20th, 2011
3:07 pm
AU makes it a closer than the experts think game.
Jeff
October 20th, 2011
3:09 pm
Jeff…damn…blassie and tolos…how old are you anyway?? you must be a pro rassling historian to remember those two. Oh Blassie supposedly filed his front teeth so they’d be sharper with which to bite his opponent…should we send Grantham any?? Or are his sharp enough?? wow…him and Will Muschamp would make a great wrestling cage match after the Georgia-Fla. game…smack dab on the 50-yard line. That could prove more interesting than the actual game…who would you take in that fight??
D Fence
October 20th, 2011
3:11 pm
Just wait til Grantham gets a hold of Charlie Weiss’ offense, we’re talking about a bionic elbow off the top rope style pain….
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
3:13 pm
3 team parlay – Clempson, Awbrun and Miami
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:13 pm
Danny o — Thanks.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:14 pm
Stinger2 — I’ve got nothing left to say about Vandy game. Comments in this blog really were directed at SEC.
reebok
October 20th, 2011
3:14 pm
detroit over the falcons, bees over the canes. everyone have an awesome weekend, i am as they say, real real gone. oh, jeff…loved the seinfeld reference. terri hatcher, wasn’t it?
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:15 pm
Oldfart — You make a fine case for Dusty Rhodes. But Freddie Blassie and John “The Greek” Tolos were a part of my childhood.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:15 pm
LHarding Dawg — No kidding.
Tech Fan
October 20th, 2011
3:15 pm
I think we all agree the last picture is the best. Does ATL have a team in this league?
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:16 pm
Lloyd Christmas — You serious with a comment like that? Watch yourself please.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:17 pm
ClinchPanther — Have I ever used the word “fined” for Grantham? I’ve only suggested both coaches need to be reprimanded.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:18 pm
Danny O — “Is it really so intolerable to have a columnist point out that a coach should set a better example for his players?” … Yes, apparently so. Folks take things a little personally in the SEC, ya know.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:19 pm
Russ, The Temporary Mascot — Way to pull out that “pencil neck geek” reference from yesteryear.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:19 pm
Dawglasville — Gee, I thought I was more subtle than that. And I’m certainly not knocking the man’s religion. That’s something I never do.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
3:20 pm
I believe Freddie was fond of calling the locals, “Grit eaters” too.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:21 pm
Hollywould — Occupy AJC. Now there’s an idea. Except I’d have to go to the office. Not happening.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:22 pm
Bug Zapper — Thanks. I’m ready to buy Lingerie League season tickets. Or maybe a franchise. Or maybe I can be the Thomas Dimitroff of an LFL team!
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:23 pm
Jeff — I watched it on a small black and white TV in my room. That’s how old I am. (52)
BigTimeTechFan
October 20th, 2011
3:25 pm
Jeff you were right on the UGA/Vandy after game stuff. They have proven it was the UGA players talking trash to Vandy coach. Vandy coach to the UGA player that that wasn’t cool, then the UGA coach (one that looks like Chaz Bono), And the UGA coach when off on Vandy coach saying sportsmenship is not a part of UGA football. Tape shows Richt even cussing out his own team. I think he’ll resign before the end of the year, even he knows UGA program is a mess and he tried his best to correct it but I think he’s fed up.
BigTimeTechFan
October 20th, 2011
3:27 pm
Related to Mark “head Butt” Rypien???
red hill
October 20th, 2011
3:29 pm
Funniest column since the “polarhood” piece of ‘08. And Freddie Blassie to boot! Kudos, Shultz.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
3:30 pm
I hear the League has offered Michael Jackson’s daughter a contract to play too. She plays on the boys flag football team in school right now.
Spanky
October 20th, 2011
3:35 pm
Jeff, have you watched any of the Lingerie Football games? I HAVE!…(I mean)..I have, and you’d be shocked at how many personnal fouls these hotties commit! You should consider covering..(I mean)..watching! LOL, Don’t stop believin, Jeff!…Don’t stop!
Jimmy Crack
October 20th, 2011
3:37 pm
Schuuultz, you are a funny guy. I wish some would rub off on Bradley.
I saw some of the LFL last weekend. Visibly stunning with a dash of football, and they can dish out some good, er, licks. I also like the short halftime. A little primping and back to the game!
Spanky
October 20th, 2011
3:37 pm
BigtimeTechFan, you are more full of crap than a port-a-pottie at Music Midtown! Discuss what you know…..Loneliness!
DIT
October 20th, 2011
3:40 pm
“you are more full of crap than a port-a-pottie at Music Midtown!”
Have to admit, that’s some funny stuff right there. I don’t care who your are!
Spanky
October 20th, 2011
3:42 pm
Danke….(means Thank you)
Procrastinator
October 20th, 2011
3:46 pm
Hide Jeff, I wouldn’t be surprised if the unwashed rabble came after you with pitchforks.
Sack Schultz
October 20th, 2011
3:48 pm
Jeff, The lingerie football league picture is the only worthwhile thing that you have contributed to the AJC in a long time.
DC
October 20th, 2011
3:56 pm
Jeff can you pull up your Win-loss record for Auburn games..kinda curious…
IL Jacket
October 20th, 2011
4:04 pm
Excellent effort this week, Jeff. Loved the VW bus.
Russ, the Temporary Mascot, you gave Jeff a real run this week, but I think he won the tiebreaker with the LFL pics.
PDawg
October 20th, 2011
4:07 pm
Schultz you are an biased anti-Georgian who needs to be run out of the state.
How can you even call yourself an Atlanta sportswriter when all you have done all week is attempt to rally the SEC offices to suspend Georgia players and coaches? Atlanta is in the state of Georgia and you as a reporter in this state have an obligation to support the schools in this state. If you can’t support your home schools, you need to find another state to live in.
If I had any control over your job or your position, I would require to sleep in the streets with those lowlife hippies that make up OccupyAtlanta. No, that would be too nice. I would FIRE YOU IMMEDIATELY.
It is hard to believe that you called the SEC offices and asked WHY THEY DID NOT SUSPEND GRANTHAM? You are the equivalent of Sherman in Atlanta wanting to see all that is good in the state of Georgia burned to the ground. You should be fired and barred from reporting in the state. If you ain’t for Georgia, then you are against us and you need to get out of the state.
It is hard to believe that the AJC staff kept pushing, misreporting the facts (actually reporting them one-sided) and even calling and rallying for SEC suspensions. You guys care more about Vandy recruits that Georgia recruits?
You are a lowlife and I hope it catches up with you soon. I would encourage all UGA supporters to boycott you, your paper, and your ridiculing biased reporting efforts towards the Univ of Georgia.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
4:11 pm
PDawg you are funny. You just need to stick to the comic page or the coloring books from the UGA Student Library.
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:11 pm
Shultz is a moron. You dont deserve to have anyone read your opinion, in fact you shouldnt be allowed to even have one anymore after this week. Maybe you should only cover tech since youre so anti UGA.
I hope your editor liked my long email about how awful you and Bradley are. Too bad it wont amount to anything, bc they are probably as uninformed on football as you are. But hopefully you calling a reader dumb will get you in some trouble, maybe at least save of us a day from your garbage.
Go cover the dreams offseason that way only about 5-10 people will have to read your awful commentary. Actually I take that back, I wouldnt wish for anyone to have to read your crap, not even the nerds.
Escaped from Email Purgatory
October 20th, 2011
4:12 pm
You’re hot today. There are enough good one-liners in this blog to last a month. Plus a Jeff Spicoli reference. Gnarly.
So that’s the Lingerie Football League? I need to contact my cable provider.
Falcons over the Lions, huh?
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:12 pm
Right on point PDawg
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
4:14 pm
@True Dawg Fan
It’s pretty easy to avoid reading Schultz. I get the distinct impression that you have much more significant problems that you should concern yourself with.
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:15 pm
5150 UOAD-
You prob never even went to tech but think you are smart just bc you cheer for a bunch of nerds in pee yellow jerseys. Congrats on the 84 ranking even though it has nothing to do with test scores or SAT scores, but keep dreaming that you are that much better than UGA. One day soon our minimum SAT score to get in will be hire than techs ( less than 50 points already).
But as always we will laugh in your faces when we once again own you in November!
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:17 pm
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
4:14 pm
@True Dawg Fan
It’s pretty easy to avoid reading Schultz. I get the distinct impression that you have much more significant problems that you should concern yourself with.
hahahahahahhaha like what?? please inform me since you seem to know so much about me after one post.
And I wouldnt have to read it if he didnt cover UGA, which is kinda the point of the comment.
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:21 pm
Everything this idiot says these days is bashing UGA. Even the title bashes UGA TWICE. And once on the chalk board
Fight Predictions- wonder what the refers to?
SEC Cowers- ????
The Coach is never wrong-????
Find something newsworthy to report on instead of continuosly blowing this story out of proportion. But your in the media so that wont happen. What else would you have to do besides make nothing into something???
drivin' n' cryin'
October 20th, 2011
4:22 pm
Jeff really trolled the comments today, huh?
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
4:23 pm
GBI to look into beating of Warren County football coach…………………….great NEWS
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
4:23 pm
“I wouldnt have to read it if he didnt cover UGA”
You don’t have to read it. Why do you torture yourself? Just don’t click the link. It ain’t brain surgery buddy.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
4:26 pm
True MORON Dawg Fan you are real touchy today. You don’t like what people have to say then don’t read or reply.
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:28 pm
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
4:23 pm
“I wouldnt have to read it if he didnt cover UGA”
You don’t have to read it. Why do you torture yourself? Just don’t click the link. It ain’t brain surgery buddy.
Oh really????? thats all I would have to do is not click???? Wow thats an amazing concept.
Shultz will never get away with anymore UGA bashing without catching an eye full on these blogs from me. Im sick and tired of his crap.
But let me guess you have never held a grudge before so that makes me stupid??
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
4:29 pm
PigIron True Fan’s neighbor is a Bama fan. He comes over, puts a gun the True Fans head, and forces him to read and comment.
oldfart
October 20th, 2011
4:30 pm
Uh, True Dawg Fan. We have already read your vast, mostly inane and illiterate commentary on all things Bulldawg. Even if by all the evidence you’ve presented you are not a True Dawg, just Fan. Before you carry on again with dozens of posts trying to yet again defend the indefensible by name calling in absence of any cognitive power to reason would you please change the tune? I will start you off. I think rasslin’ is FAKE.
drivin' n' cryin'
October 20th, 2011
4:31 pm
As an alumnus of UGA, if you think that holding a grudge against Schultz means religiously reading his columns, you aren’t the brightest bulb in the box…
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:32 pm
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
4:26 pm
True MORON Dawg Fan you are real touchy today. You don’t like what people have to say then don’t read or reply.
Dont post retarded comments and I wont.
I have read your crap for a while, so im just once again letting you know its crap
ramblingbuzz
October 20th, 2011
4:33 pm
Schultz……..I hope you are as wrong about GT losing this week as you were about them winning last week. Otherwise, good column. And man, the Ugagers are really touchy these days. Must have been something someone said to them.
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:37 pm
oldfart
October 20th, 2011
4:30 pm
Uh, True Dawg Fan. We have already read your vast, mostly inane and illiterate commentary on all things Bulldawg. Even if by all the evidence you’ve presented you are not a True Dawg, just Fan. Before you carry on again with dozens of posts trying to yet again defend the indefensible by name calling in absence of any cognitive power to reason would you please change the tune? I will start you off. I think rasslin’ is FAKE.
Born and breed a Bulldog, but thanks for your concern. Maybe you shouldnt believe everything you see from these idiotic “Journalists”.
Grantham got exactly what he deserved, 0 punishment.
The other suspensions are BS, and everyone knows it. Just bc its UGA do they agree with it. If Fairley and Scam didnt get suspended last year for doing the same exact things that williams and Geathers did then its BS.
Scam threw a punch, 0 punishment. Fairley with late and dirty hits to the spine and knee, 0 punishment.
Stop being so naive people.
nmbrsman
October 20th, 2011
4:38 pm
All this Tech, Bulldogs, Falcons stuff is just a waste of time. Check out the Lingerie Football League website. I love their Mission Statement “The Lingerie Football League has become the Ultimate Fan-Driven Live Sports Phenomenon – Blending Action, Impact and Beauty.” I want to see anyone top that. http://www.lflus.com. I know you will thank me later.
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
4:38 pm
So if standing up for my team and what is right means to you that Im not a True fan then go ahead and believe it.
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
4:44 pm
True Dawg Fan,
Between you and Schultz, one is not an embarrassment to the University of Georgia.
Hint: It’s probably not the one you think it is.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
4:45 pm
True…………….you have got to be one of the Entitlement crowd if you can find anything Right in this whole situation. ALL parties were WRONG, but some more than others.
Procrastinator
October 20th, 2011
4:46 pm
I’ve read True Dawg Fan’s comments and I bet he has a degree from UGA.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
4:47 pm
Red Hill — Thanks.
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
4:47 pm
@Procrastinator
My best guess is that you’re a graduate of GIT?
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
4:48 pm
Spanky — I’ve never seen an Lingerie League game. I’ve seen “highlights.” But considering buying a luxury suite for every team.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
4:49 pm
Jimmy Crack — “Visibly stunning with a dash of football …” … I’m so stealing that, dude.
Procrastinator
October 20th, 2011
4:49 pm
Pigiron, Wrong!
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
4:50 pm
Procrastinator — They’ll never find me behind the potted palm. (Damn it! Me and my big mouth. Now I’ve got to move.)
oldfart
October 20th, 2011
4:50 pm
Born and bred a Bulldog? Damn I didn’t know bulldogs could type with those stubby paws. When did you pass under the arch? I believe I’ve read you state countless times that it was time for Schultz et al to drop the subject yet here you go again. The game was called mostly fair and the suspensions fit the crimes.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
4:52 pm
PDawg — “It is hard to believe that you called the SEC offices and asked WHY THEY DID NOT SUSPEND GRANTHAM?” … This is a completely inaccurate statement. But then, you wouldn’t know that, considering you’re a moron …. By the way, table 6 needs bread sticks.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
4:53 pm
True Dawg Fan — “Shultz is a moron” … Hey, I’m with you. I don’t like Shultz either, whoever that is.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
4:54 pm
Old Fart — Rasslin’ ain’t fake. You take that back!
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
4:54 pm
Hmmm… Strike one.
Somewhere in Gainesville, maybe?
Boobie Bowden
October 20th, 2011
4:55 pm
True Dawg S&*t fan – standing up for your sorry team and doing what is right are mutually exclusive in most cases.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
4:55 pm
Rambling Buzz — Actually, I went back and forth on that Tech pick, especially after the groin-puncher got suspended, which hurts Miami’s defensive front. (This is me, breaking it down.) But Jacory Harris has played well in last few games.
Fat Freddie
October 20th, 2011
4:56 pm
PDawg
Don’t sugarcoat it, tell us how you REALLY feel.
Thomas Brown
October 20th, 2011
4:57 pm
GTBob October 20th, 2011 10:44 am
“How many of our players are getting arrested? How many of our players have thrown punches during a game? How many of our coaches are starting fights with other coaches after the game? We certainly aren’t perfect but we are a much more classy program then UGA is.”
____________________________________________________________
What makes Georgia tek more classy than UGA, again please ?
And, that is why Georgia tek is on NCAA PROBATION back-to-back, repeat offenders of the Major Infractions Database in FOOTBALL ?
Why 1 of your athletes is charged with MURDER ?
Why Calvin Johnson does a commercial without talking – because if he opens his mouth, you see he cannot even talk ?
Why your football player who had 52 lbs. of drugs in his van with his child in his lap on your campus, taking them to a dealer to sell them there in the slums of downtown Atlanta, Rueben Houston, was put in the game against Georgia and played against us – after he ADMITTED all this to the AJ-C ?
Why you have beat the coach, who is on the hotseat here at UGA, 1 time in his 11th season now ?
Why you have blown-up half your GRANT field and offer 2 cokes, parking permit, bag of boiled peanuts and 4 hot dogs to anyone who will buy 1 ticket ?
Why you strip search ladies who have season tickets and sued your Athletic Department for taking a Chick-fil-A from a vendor directly in-front of your gates to your silly little empty stadium, when she threw it away in the trash when told that vendor had rights to sell it at the front gate but not for consumption INSIDE the empty stadium ?
Why you have half our attendance, and that only because we buy your season tickets in years like this one, and throw all the other games’ tickets away ?
Why you have not won a Major Bowl Game since 1955 ?
Why your recruiting is # 51 in the nation every year of Paul Johnson ?
Why Paul Johnson hired little Joey Hamilton to be his Director of Player Development, who then took his 1st paycheck and bought drugs, committed a hit and run, was drunk, left the scene and apologized ?
Why you graduate fewer of your football players than we, why you graduate fewer of your baseball players than we, why you graduate fewer of your ladies’ basketball team than we, why you graduate fewer of your men’s basketball players than we – and yet, why we BEAT YOU IN ALL THESE SPORTS too ?
Why your baseball player died of heroin overdose ?
Why his parents then said that the coaches at tek never told them their child had any issues ?
Why he could just walk off the itty-bitty campus into the slums and buy heroin ?
Why your precious Bobby Dodd, never beat, and always lost to Vince Dooley, every single time ?
Why Bobby Dodd is a college drop-out of the University of Tennessee at Knoxville ?
Why your fans are notorious for throwing liquor bottles at opposing fans ?
Why Stephon Marbury played basketball at Georgia tek ?
Why you fired your men’s basketball coach with his graduation rate of -0- percent and never beat any of our UGA coaches, even on his own court ?
Why you call yourselves yellow-jackettes but have gold on your uni like we all don’t know what color a yellowjacket is ?
Why you call your mascot a 1930 Model-T the Ramblin’ Wreck, yet in 1893 when your cheaters you PAID MONEY to who all beat us that 1 year in football were stoned getting on a train which was rear-ended in Lawrenceville, Ga and showed up back here in Atlanta a train wreck, and now you call a Model-T from 30 years later the “Ramblin’ Wreck” ?
Why your football coach, Paul Johnson says he likes beating cupcakes and if an UGA person comes near you, just punch us in the mouth ?
Why 7 seasons Georgia tek has lost EVERY FOOTBALL GAME all season long ?
Why 5 more season Georgia tek has lost EVERY FOOTBALL GAME all season long except 1 only single win ?
Why you are referred to as Nerds ?
Why you play Dungeons and Dragons, whatever that is ?
Why you watch Star Trek all day and all night ?
Why you have more Asian men in your school than you do ALL women with nearly one-third of your student body Asian Men and only 29 percent of all your student body women ?
Not that I am against Asian men, but if I wanted to go to college today, Georgia tek would be the last place I would want to go when UGA has 55 percent beautiful ladies and you 29 %, so this makes you more classy than UGA ?
Why you are downtown in a city of 6 million and we in a city of 50,000 which folks in Atlanta can drive to faster than getting to the slums where even you don’t feel safe and no one attending any of your events while we are packed – with YOU in HERE on our blogs to talk to little ole us ?
This is why you are a so much more classy program then UGA is ?
True Dawg Fan
October 20th, 2011
5:02 pm
O wow making fun of misspelling your name congrats. Maybe if you were more important I would care to know how to spell it.
I see your calling another fan a moron, surprise surprise, your editor will love to see that one in my next email.
Old fart- I dont think i should even respond to the first part, but your attempt at being funny fell pretty short. Almost as short as the school bus sChultz rides to work and events. And he didnt drop the subject because he took jabs at it in the title.
Damn straight I have a degree from UGA and guess what it got me a great job, thanks for asking.
5150- Williams yes he was wrong but not enough for a suspension, if you dont suspend fairley you dont suspend williams. As for Geathers, his was an emotional reaction to almost having his career ended. Grantham- Best thing for UGA keeps them fired up. 9Cant wait to hear your remarks on that comment)
Procrastinator
October 20th, 2011
5:02 pm
Jeff, Great fun today but I’ve got to get back to my spring cleaning. Let me know if you need some Groucho glasses.
Schultz's Editor
October 20th, 2011
5:09 pm
Keep sending those emails. My junk mail folder has unlimited storage capacity.
oldfart
October 20th, 2011
5:10 pm
Sorry Jeff, just trying to get a rise out of him, didn’t mean to blaspheme in the process. Now Roller Derby, THAT was fake. Sorry my main attention is over on that lingerie football site now, nothing personal. Brain function has diminished to life support only levels since I saw those pull tabs.
Thomas Brown, you probably ought to purge your paste buffer of all that tripe that is older than I am.
Thomas Brown
October 20th, 2011
5:11 pm
How old ?
I just typed it
PigIron
October 20th, 2011
5:12 pm
Ever notice how many Thomas Browns live in this town?
Popular name.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
5:12 pm
Jeff is the Moron for doing his job or you are the moron for reading and responding to it?
Seth Bagwell
October 20th, 2011
5:13 pm
they pay you for this crap. wow
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
5:16 pm
Seth yes they do and the more you post the more he gets paid. It is funny but HITS drive how the Advertisers pay. Damn who knew?
Calhoundawg
October 20th, 2011
5:22 pm
I’m sure you saw my post(s) on your other lame blog, Jeff. I’m quite serious. I want to see that article discussing James Franklin’s behavior as the head coach of Vanderbilt at the end of last week’s game. I want you to take the video of the Vanderbilt player attempting to take out Kwame Geather’s legs from the backside, put it in slow motion like you did Todd Grantham, and point out exactly the moment you think Franklin was referring to when he suggested that his player should have aborted his ill-advised mission. Incidentally, neither Geathers or what’s his name were even near the play. Franklin is a fool and you know it. You might as well ackowledge my point, because I’m gonna “Dawg” your articles until you do.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
5:25 pm
CalHOUNDawg………….go read the Tennessean if you want more coverage on the Vandy coach.
Jack G
October 20th, 2011
5:26 pm
5159—How was jury duty?
Michael
October 20th, 2011
5:27 pm
“Like it matters.” LOL…good stuff Shultzie.
Jack G
October 20th, 2011
5:28 pm
Opps—5150
Jack G
October 20th, 2011
5:29 pm
Oops—damn I’ll get it right sooner or later
Calhoundawg
October 20th, 2011
5:31 pm
Thanks, buddy, I’ve seen enough of the Vandy coach. I want Jeff Scultz to admit to pot-stirring, yellow journalism. It’s pathetic that he hides behind the guise of a legitimate sportswriter while exploiting the common, blue-collar Georgia fan. It is what it is — just say so.
Bill Stanfill
October 20th, 2011
5:32 pm
GREAT column, Jeff. I was laughing out loud in several places.
A great antidote to all the scuffling and pouncing and hyper-comments on your first column about the Grantham thing.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
5:37 pm
Didn’t get picked and took all day. Hahaha $25 for a day of Civic Duty. well not for another 18 months at the soonest.
Mike S
October 20th, 2011
5:42 pm
Jeff,
Two things…….
1) How did you irritate the Dawg fans so much? Whatever it was, keep doing it!
2) In the LFL, is it better to be the quaterback or the center? Hmmmmm…
CaliHoundDawg
October 20th, 2011
5:43 pm
Jeff,
I don’t really want to hear any more about how we were pwned by Vandy. What I would like is for you to write a column about Georgia’s perfect undefeated season. Please be sure to mention what color uniforms we will be wearing to the National Championship game.
I think that would be the kind of positive article that would endear you to the true Dawg fans out here who are fed up with all of the negativity falsely created by the librul media.
Mike S
October 20th, 2011
5:45 pm
Based on his posts, I think True Dawg Fan is lying about his degree from UGA….or from anywhere for that matter.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
5:48 pm
True Dawg Fan is probably the guy who engineered the UGA Arch with 3 columns. LMAO
CaliHoundDawg
October 20th, 2011
5:48 pm
I too am a graduate of Universal Garbageman Academy. Got a great job on North Avenue after I received my degree.
athhound
October 20th, 2011
5:55 pm
Jeff,
#13 is Fanny McCheeks, playing the new position of tight end, obviously, on defense.
I’ll see your Tolo and raise you one Ox Baker.
antichoker
October 20th, 2011
5:57 pm
I’ve seen alot of girls that resemble no#13 but I think that I know her.
bamaguy
October 20th, 2011
6:00 pm
No legitimate sports writer would “support” the local schools. That would be biased journalism. If he “supported” UGA that is what he should be fired for. Journalism demands impartiality.
All the fun has gone out of the Tennessee/Alabama rivalry the last couple of years. Maybe Barbara Dooley can get things going again.
KOOL
October 20th, 2011
6:02 pm
Again… THERE WAS NO VIOLENCE!! Some people raised their voices at each other, no more or no less. All week long, the exaggerations & hyperbole you columnists use to create sensationalism is ridiculous.
BaseballBuff
October 20th, 2011
6:04 pm
I think you were only half-joking about planting seeds and the grow light in the closet. Good article. Hope you’re correct about the Falcons.
Wet Willie...keep on smiling
October 20th, 2011
6:04 pm
I had never seen the face of that #12 but I did recognize the top of her head!
bill
October 20th, 2011
6:12 pm
For the Grantham-Muschamp cage match, the spirit of Gordon Soile needs to come back to call this epic “Pier 6 Brawl!”
BIG DAWG
October 20th, 2011
6:20 pm
Ole Schutlze is a midnight toker. Damn stoner – no wonder he doesn’t make a lot of sense from day to day.
Calhoundawg
October 20th, 2011
6:22 pm
@bamaguy — I agree with you 100%! That’s why I’m calling Schultz out. The slow-mo Grantham thing was over the top. I know that most of the people entertained by this “Jerry Springer” forum don’t give a damn about UGA or its football team. I do. If you consider Schultz’s antics “impartial”, I don’t know what to tell you. Franklin lost it and went after a Georgia player. There is no excuse. If Grantham and Richt pay, so should he. Period. Say it, Schultz. That’s all I’m asking.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
6:30 pm
Jeff Schultz what is the Over/Under on UGA Arrests since they have the weekend off.
Mike S
October 20th, 2011
6:31 pm
Calhoundawg….your mom called. Dinner’s ready!
Vain Jangling
October 20th, 2011
6:32 pm
You’re not even entitled to have an opinion, Schultz. You’ve never played professional sports. Not even soccer. You know what Elvis Costello said about your right to even think about sports? Yeah, you’re right, “Less Than Zero.” . . . Wait . . . What? . . . Wait . . . O.K. My bad. That was a holdover from yesterday’s nonsensical blog rant. BTW, all I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.
schultz for brains
October 20th, 2011
6:33 pm
How many times did you vote for Obama?
Todd
October 20th, 2011
6:41 pm
I recognize the arse on #13 green and remember the time very well-
BigTimeTECHFan
October 20th, 2011
6:45 pm
Jeff your right, I just can’t say Tech should be favored against Miami, I see equal match up and with THE U at home I can see how you would favor them.
But I’m pulling for Tech, they can win if they put some nice ealy drives together for a lead so Miami can’t just run the ball and hold it all game.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
7:02 pm
5150 UOAD — Hey, I respond to everybody (when I have time). We all have opinions, as the saying goes. No issues,
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
7:03 pm
Bill Stanfill — Thank you kindly.
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
7:04 pm
Mike S: 1) I guess my charm ran out; 2) I’ll stay away from that easy setup line (I know. How unlike me.)
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
7:05 pm
Atlhound — Ah yes, Fanny McCheeks …
Jeff Schultz
October 20th, 2011
7:06 pm
BigTimeTechFan — That game can really go either way. I’d never bet it, that’s for sure.
bamaguy
October 20th, 2011
7:08 pm
There are only two teams I always want to lose, Miami is one of them.
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
7:32 pm
Glad the Thrashers are no longer occupying space in Philips Arena. The LFL needs to put a team in there. Lot better than indoor beach soccer that was on ESPN3.
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
7:41 pm
I’m in Stan’s Sandwich Shop across the street from Tech one night back in ‘66 picking up a BLT and a custard pie, and Freddie Blassie and some other huge goon walk in through the back door, both dressed in long black coats. They go directly into the office to pick up the protection money, and I dash out the front door, real fast. I never went back to Stan’s after that.
Captain Falcons
October 20th, 2011
7:41 pm
Here’s my deal.
Rise up.
Seriously? Rise up?
We’re a team that went 13 – 3 last year!!! What kind of marketing is RISE UP? It makes us sound like we are pulling ourselves out of the grave instead of being at the top of the heap.
BE WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!! BE POWERFUL!!!! BE UNSTOPPABLE!!!! BE DOMINANT!!!!
FAL-CON YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWA_n6M-DQ
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
7:42 pm
I’m thinking it would be kind of nice to have Freddie and his pals to be frequenting the neighborhood around Tech these days.
gtne80
October 20th, 2011
7:51 pm
“Game could go either way” and “I’d never bet it” – It’s one of the easiest bets on the schedule. The line is 3 1/2 to 4 depending on the source. Miami will win by at least 10. Tech’s defense will line up to stop the run and Harris will have another first half like he had against UNC. On the offensive side, Miami will not be able to get the penetration up the middle that UVa got, but their speed will negate anything on the outside. Washington hasn’t shown the ability to pass consistently, so the safeties will cheat up and stop the inside run and QB keeper. A couple of cheap scores when the game gets out of hand late. UM 35 GT 21.
Paul in NH
October 20th, 2011
7:55 pm
Great column Jeff – but you didn’t make a prediction on the biggest game of the weekend.
Bet the house, bet the car, bet the kids’ college fund on New Zealand over France in the final of the Rugby World Cup. New Zealand at home in their national sport for a champioship they haven’t won in 20 years – it’s going to be a beat down.
Not Disappointed
October 20th, 2011
7:59 pm
I pray that you are wrong about my Jackets Jeff. Good weekend to your friend.
Ramblin Wreck for life.
G8torOne
October 20th, 2011
8:05 pm
Next week: Florida 31, Georgia 24
You heard it here first!
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
8:16 pm
Paul- But that’s Rugby Union. I could hardly watch that when I lived in the UK. Scrums, and more scrums, and what’s with hoisting people up by the legs to take those inbounds throws? I got hooked on Rugby League while I was over there in the early ’80s.
Burma Shave
October 20th, 2011
8:24 pm
Mark Richt curses
His players bite and hit
Really the whole team
Ain’t worth a… bit
BURMA SHAVE
Peter
October 20th, 2011
8:29 pm
Jeff sure likes them liberal actors. Even the braindead ones who could play a zombie in walking dead
Old Tech fan in NC
October 20th, 2011
8:31 pm
Sgt Schultz, last week you perked me up by picking Tech to win in VA…I was still remembering the terrible Tech record there. This week I was thinking Washington would have a fine passing game but now you have me depressed. Beginning to feel bipolar.
Golden Tornado
October 20th, 2011
8:31 pm
Golden Mild Gentle Breeze prevails over Sugarcanes
brian jones
October 20th, 2011
8:37 pm
I love fair weather fans tech is about 2 years away vad lee so. year but they will win sat 42-35 mark it down.this will be tevin washingtons only year as starter
Calhoundawg
October 20th, 2011
8:39 pm
Where’s your school?
http://www.ibj.com/the-score/2011/10/12/college-football-financial-listing-reveals-winners-losers/PARAMS/post/30084
The hell with Schultz. Go Dawgs !!
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
8:52 pm
CalHOUNDog………….boy most of the top 20 Colleges are the brain trust of American Education. Our students are stupid but we can make a lot of money off these morons.
Jordan
October 20th, 2011
9:01 pm
http://isportsweb.com/2011/10/20/les-miles-to-the-nfl-will-happen/
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
9:02 pm
I’d buy some Oklahoma shares. Very affordable and set to move up.
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
9:04 pm
Les might spend 2 years in the NFL and then come back to the SEC…to which school?
Dawg fan on leave
October 20th, 2011
9:06 pm
I can’t believe someone pays you for your biased nonsence. Terrance Moore was biaseed but at least did know football. You just hate Georgia and somehow get paid to show it . Enjoy it while it lasts you loser.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
9:07 pm
Less will not work to well with RICH Men having to follow him. Less wins now because he has so much talent they over come his mistakes. It will not be the same in the NFL.
sports
October 20th, 2011
9:08 pm
What’s the latest at the Dung Academy…Georgia Tech?
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
9:11 pm
@Dawg fan on leave should you be out having some fun or family time if you are On Leave? Posting that at 9 pm? Go get drunk and laid or something fun.
PDawg
October 20th, 2011
9:12 pm
Schultzie — you were not fishing for a punishment for Grantham?
I sent an email to SEC associate commissioner Charles Bloom asking why there was no publish discipline of any kind for Grantham and Franklin. This was his emailed response: “Matter handled internally between league office and schools.”
the title of your article was also implying that you wanted the coach punished
the real answer to your question is that Slive would have to do something to your hero in the Vandy ordeal — FRANKLIN
and in turn he would have to deal with the 3 to 5 minute cursing of officials by your favorite coach for next week – “BOOM” MUSCHAMP
Schultz you are a disgrace as a GEORGIA Sportswriter
Paul in NH
October 20th, 2011
9:13 pm
Delbert
I am glad that you developed an appreciation for Rugby League when you were in the UK. I loved it as well – I went to Wembley to see my team (Widnes) in the Challenge Cup Final in 1979. It was much safer being an opposing fan at a rugbey game than a football game. Heck – I rode to the semi-final from Bradford on a bus with a bunch Bradford Northern fans and took the rode the train from London back to Leeds with a bunch of (losing) Wakefield fans. It was much safer than being an Everton fan at Leeds United.
Paul in NH
October 20th, 2011
9:17 pm
Delbert
I forgot to make one comment on Rugby Union – it has changed a great deal since the early 80’s. As well as being an openly preofessional sport now, they have incorporated many of the tactics from Rugby League. You don’t get complete sets of forwards going into a ruck or maul now – several go in, but the rest will spread out like league players and drive forward with short passes. Scrums are the same and lineouts got much worse – when I played you couldn’t lift a player.
Paul in NH
October 20th, 2011
9:22 pm
Any valuation that places South Carolina football as more valuable than Ohio State has some serious problems.
Dr. Phil
October 20th, 2011
9:26 pm
Freddie Blassie, indeed, had more class that “Mad Dog Grantham.” Adams is trying to make Georgia an “Ivy League” school. He must be getting tired of Richt and Grantham’s ungentleman-like behavior.
5150 UOAD
October 20th, 2011
9:28 pm
I would like to see those colleges rankings in Research Endowments too.
gtfanfrom1951
October 20th, 2011
9:51 pm
wow what a QB
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
9:58 pm
Paul – About those enemy fans, that’s when you stand up and say, “Hey y’all…I’m an American.” I went to my one-and-only soccer match in Leicester, who were playing Rotherham. A Jordie friend who worked in our terrapin (kind of Brit WWII quonset hut) took a Westinghouse guy (big loud Italian descent fellow) and me to the match. We were in a closed end grandstand behind one goal, not very crowded. Our loud friend Dan used to bellow and laugh a lot. A Leicester fan sitting behind us tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me..are you from Rotherham? I answered by pointing at Dan and rolling my eyes, saying, “Pittsburgh. America.” That seemed to satisfy him.
Gary Lineker, a young local product led the Foxes to be promoted to the First Division after the season, joining Liverpool, Aston Villa and the rest of the big teams. He made a *lot* of money later.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
October 20th, 2011
10:03 pm
Dawgwild
October 20th, 2011
2:57 pm
Haha enjoyed. Tell Bradley he blows for me!
___________________________________________
HA HA HA
I 2nd that motion
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
10:06 pm
Paul- One Saturday Dan and I joined a busload of Brits going to the HyperMart in Calais, via the channel hovercraft out of Dover. All worked out okay until the lot of us made our way back to the bus that evening, where we noticed local Calais men throwing rocks at the bus. We piled into the bus, and I slid my window open and yelled, “Je suis American!”, trying to distinguish myself from our Brit tourists. They then focused their aim specifically on my window.
macrotech
October 20th, 2011
10:07 pm
Tech’s season will be determined by how they react to the loss….hopefully, the taste was sour enough that they NEVER want experience it again! GO TECH!!!
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
October 20th, 2011
10:11 pm
CHOKE is 27 and going on 30.
Still ZERO Playoff wins
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
10:19 pm
Meanwhile, VapoRub has his team at the bottom of the heap in the East. VapoRub really covers the stench of an autopsy, and Philadelphia stores might sell out soon.
Gtkenz
October 20th, 2011
10:28 pm
Not new news but news to me tonight. UM’s best defensive tackle is out on suspension. They have several injuries to linebackers and defensive lineman with extensive play experience. They have DE’s moving down to DT and freshman DT’s playing now. They are not particularly good in the secondary as it is. GT will run wild and Tevin will get his MoJo back in the passing game. Look for Orwin to have a huge game on the edge and Hill catches 5 balls for 200+.
The Tech defense is back at full strength. That doesn’t say much against the run, but it should be enough to get some stops as UM is a pass happy offense and Tech plays very well in the secondary.
MTS, UNC, and NCST all had significant injuries on defense against Tech and I would argue that Tech torched all three. Knowing this, Tech gets the early MO and Harris has to throw the ball all game to stay close. If Coach AG brings some pressure off the edge, and that’s a big if, because he rarely does, Tech wins comfortably. CPJ is too good to lose 3 straight and whether he would admit it not; a loss to Miami makes Clemson too tough to rebound from for a young team. I suspect CPJ and AG coach the game of their lives and the players, after a light week of practice rebound from UVA.
Tech – 45
UM – 27
bitter red panties
October 20th, 2011
10:46 pm
jeff try the red-panties
GT66
October 20th, 2011
10:47 pm
Geez Guys – I can’t believe you still want to talk about football when we have not figured out who #13 is in the picture above – I’ve just about got it narrowed down – was either the girl I dreamed about when I was 12 – or was it 13 … and do they play any games in Atlanta ??
Delbert D.
October 20th, 2011
10:50 pm
let’s pool together our money and buy a franchise.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
October 20th, 2011
10:51 pm
2004 & counting suckas
GT66
October 20th, 2011
10:59 pm
Delbert – I don’t want to buy a team – I just want to be the Team Trainer – If PJ could recruit like that, we would win every game – opponents would be so distracted, we would not need to learn how to pass – just get in our 3-point stance !! Go Jackets !!
South DeKalb Hurricane Alumni
October 20th, 2011
11:58 pm
I love all this anti Hurricane talk we’re taking players from Tech right down I 20 East and West and we’re going to take this game from Tech by beating the breaks and CV Joints off the bumble Bees. Oh we’re so scared the triple option, lets see what three teams have shut it down time and time again? Miami, Georgia and Virginia, LOL Virginia!!!
Larry
October 21st, 2011
1:09 am
Jeff,
Nice work!
I think the Falcons are about to put together a nice little run, perhpad winning all or four of their next five games.
Larry
October 21st, 2011
1:16 am
…continued
The Falcons played well in the first half against Seattle and Green Bay, and then put up 17 unanswered points in the 4th quarter against the Panthers last week and their dancing QB. They’re are getting better week by week the past three games and I too expect to see a good team show up absent Detroit on Sunday.
And as for this attention seeking, childish character, “Matt Choke Ryan,” haven’t you been able to find a blog repellent for this type of annoying insect. Never mind…just use a fly swatter and nip him in the bud! We’d all be grateful!
Larry
October 21st, 2011
1:18 am
…continued (somehow struck the “submit” button prematurely)
The Falcons played well in the first half against Seattle and Green Bay, and then put up 17 unanswered points in the 4th quarter against the Panthers last week and their dancing QB. They’re are getting better week by week the past three games and I too expect to see a good team show up absent Detroit on Sunday.
And as for this attention seeking, childish character, “Matt Choke Ryan,” haven’t you been able to find a blog repellent for this type of annoying insect. Never mind…just use a fly swatter and nip him in the bud! We’d all be grateful!
Paul in NH
October 21st, 2011
1:26 am
Delbert
Love the Calais story. As a lifelong Everton fan, I have to correct you about Gary Lineker – he didn’t go to play for Liverpool – he went to play for Everton (the “other” team in Liverpool). My dad never forgave the Blues for transferring him to Barcelona. Lineker was a great player – he was the winner of the Golden Boot (top goal scorer) in the 1990 WC.
BTW – confusing Everton with Liverpool is a sports crime comparable to confusing Georgia Tech with Georgia.
Boobie Bowden
October 21st, 2011
5:46 am
No coach Richt, your players can’t serve their suspensions against IDLE, even if IDLE is favored by 14 points on the same network that picked the dawgs once again as the pre-season National Champions..
Captain Falcons
October 21st, 2011
7:17 am
Calvin gone git dose of FAL-CON-YEAH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWA_n6M-DQ
Put him in his panties.
Tornado
October 21st, 2011
7:57 am
South DeKalb Hurricane Alumni
October 20th, 2011
11:58 pm
“I love all this anti Hurricane talk”
There are medications available to remedy hearing those voices in your head.
Mr. Phoenix
October 21st, 2011
7:59 am
Freddie Blassie lived down the street from my family when I was a kid in S.W. Atlanta. He was a cantankerous ahole who would come out of his house and hollar at us when we played in the street in front of his house. He would scare the H-ll out of us.
GT wins this one in a big way. Defence will rise up, 2 picks and lots of pressure on Harris.
Adam
October 21st, 2011
7:59 am
Best line of the article……
“Dwight Jones will sing the national anthem.”
Still laughing about that one.
Dap01
October 21st, 2011
8:15 am
It’s a great column except the ongoing attempts at UGA bashing. Why? There is more to sports than the constant hatred.
But I do understand that you want to keep the 32,000 fans of Tech happy.
OLD dawg
October 21st, 2011
8:25 am
Hurricanes 34.. GT.. 28
Destin Dawg
October 21st, 2011
8:27 am
No 32000 GT fans… that’s total attendence,,,, about 60/40 Techies ???
Verlaine
October 21st, 2011
8:32 am
Florida 27, Georgia 17
Gonna be a looooooong drive home for the dawgtards!
DawgInaTruck
October 21st, 2011
8:32 am
@ Clinch Panther:
“What if the ajc fined you every time you said something dumb. You would be bankrupt by now.”
200 some odd comments in, that post is still the best on the blog.
Get that fleabitten Russ away from me before he and Israel Troupe start urinating
October 21st, 2011
8:35 am
Georgia Tech has the nation’s highest average SAT score for football players, and also the highest average high school GPA.
UGA, on the other hand, had one of the very lowest SAT averages, as well as a very low GPA average. As a result, three-fourths of UGA players are “special admits,” when means that they can not meet the minimum educational and intelligence requirements for admission to UGA, even as low as that is.
Yes, it would be great if Tech was more competitive with UGA, but most Tech fans are proud of our heritage of having intelligent, responsible athletes who go on to rewarding careers and contribute to society.
Contrast this with the very unintelligent t-h-u-g-s that UGA recruits. The 45 arrests over the last four years is proof enough, not to mention winning the Fulmer Cup. Most of these goons are tossed out after their eligibility is over, and many end up on welfare.
UGA is clearly just a football f-a-c-t-o-r-y dedicated to winning at all costs, and most UGA fans are okay with this, with no concern about the embarrassment this brings to the State of Georgia.
Mark Richt is the architect of this situation. With his $3.5 million salary, he will continue to recruit the illiterate brain-dead t-h-u-g-s who he thinks will win. Unfortunately for UGA fans, he’s not remotely in the same league with the top coaches in the SEC.
So the bottom line is that Georgia Tech – win or lose – does so with honor and integrity, while the lowlife gangbangers in Athens continue to embarrass us all.
JSH
October 21st, 2011
8:41 am
That’s about the craziest most unintelligent post out of all of these.
Michael M.
October 21st, 2011
8:44 am
The Lingerie football league is nothing but a booty call…………lol…and all the guys out there with wives like me better watch something else anyhow cause the female is gonna bop you on your head if she catches you watching that porn league ha ! ha !
Falcons at Detroit…………..if they play like last week, then they escape with the victory……if they go back to the sloppy play then it will be a terrible day in the Lions Den !
DawginLex
October 21st, 2011
8:44 am
Someone talking about panties being in a wad in the same blog where we are discussing the lingerie football league has WAY too many one liners available……………………
DawginLex
October 21st, 2011
8:47 am
Get that fleabitten Russ away from me before he and Israel Troupe start urinating
**************************************
the only embarrassment is you:
To Your Family-Your Dad wishes he had worn a condom
To Ga Tech-None of the fanbase claims you as one of your won
To Society-Everyone is tired of having to support your sorry a$$
DawginLex
October 21st, 2011
8:47 am
own not won
Dang spellchecker
Scratch
October 21st, 2011
8:48 am
#13 is Ashley Lamal of the Green Bay Chill….Google is your friend.
LHarding Dawg
October 21st, 2011
8:50 am
Thanks Scratch, I could hardley sleep last night wondering who #13 was.
Bobo is Not the Problem
October 21st, 2011
8:55 am
Sheeiiitteee, we need more coverage of the Lingerie Football League!!!
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
9:00 am
Paul in NH — I dunno. New Zealand is looking a little shaky on the backline, and France serves a better lunch.
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
9:01 am
Peter — “Jeff sure likes them liberal actors.” <<<< I think “liberal actors” is a redundancy.
randyw
October 21st, 2011
9:17 am
I believe it was Daniel Simpson Day who had the “zero point zero” grade point average. “All incompletge”.
randyw
October 21st, 2011
9:17 am
Sorry, “incomplete”.
UGA 11
October 21st, 2011
9:18 am
I come here only to see Schultz mercilessly mock all of you. Awesome.
And for the columns, of course, Jeff. After all I’ve got to know what *not* to pick for my weekly Sack Schultz picks…
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
9:18 am
PDawg — I was expecting public reprimands for Todd Grantham and James Franklin, something along the lines of a statement from Mike Slive about college coaches needing to set a better example for the youth. I’ve never written either should be suspended or fined. I emailed a spokesperson for the SEC, Charles Bloom, asking about the fact that coaches were not referenced in the statement about the players suspensions, which was surprising to a lot more folks than just me.
As for “implying” something, you should know me better than that. I don’t write between the lines. If I think somebody should be suspended, I’ll write somebody should be suspended.
UGA 11
October 21st, 2011
9:19 am
Uh oh… am I about to become the mocked?
Have mercy Jeff…
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
9:20 am
Larry — Thanks. Falcons have that potential. But this game is extremely key.
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
9:28 am
bitter red panties
October 20th, 2011
10:46 pm
jeff try the red-panties
I love how people always bring up the Red Panties. but unfortunately for those same people that it was the best thing to happen to us. NO ONE wanted him as the AD especially bc they pushed out Dooley for the affirmative action boy. But continue to bring it up and act like it offends any UGA fan here hahahaha.
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
9:32 am
and to Mark S. – Graduated with a BA in Financial Planning from UGA, but thanks for your concern moron. In fact my brother who also graduated from UGA with same degree, we both have 2 little nerds from yeck that work for us. hahahahaha so much for yalls dumb boss joke now!
Murphy
October 21st, 2011
9:34 am
I spit out my breakfast after reading the Aubarn/LSU piece of this article!! Fast Times at Ridgemont High-Schultz that was classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
9:34 am
PDawg- He is too much of a coward to cover both sides of the story. He would rather do half his job and pisss us off to get more hits, than actually be a journalists and report both sides. Too bad he doesnt get half the pay as well.
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
9:40 am
@True Dawg Fan
If there really is “another side to the story”, then you’re free to explain it in detail, rather than whining about the author’s opinion.
I would have guessed that you had a BS degree.
Kool Aid
October 21st, 2011
9:46 am
UGA’s Mark Richt sings ‘Happy Birthday’ to football recruit
12:01 am October 21, 2011, by Michael Carvell
is the recruit 6 yeasrs old? I D I O T in inbredville
Martha Stewart
October 21st, 2011
9:48 am
What? He didn’t bake a cake?
For shame.
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
9:56 am
UGA ‘11 — I’m dropping like a rock in Sack Schultz standings — not that I’m eligible for Hawaii trip anyway.
gdawginkalamazoo
October 21st, 2011
9:57 am
Will Muschamp speaks French fluently.
I hope Todd Grantham gets in that supply of “Great Kabooki” green smoke before next week. A little of that in the face of Rainey and Dempsey should go a long way toward victory.
gdawginkalamazoo
October 21st, 2011
10:04 am
Jeff, Slive didn’t reprimand the coaches because then he would have had to go after Muschamp for cussing out the officials in the Auburn game. He would have had to review that film, and all the other SEC games in order to find other offenders to make this a fair “Reprimand Weekend”.
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
10:04 am
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
9:40 am
@True Dawg Fan
If there really is “another side to the story”, then you’re free to explain it in detail, rather than whining about the author’s opinion.
I would have guessed that you had a BS degree.
Financial planning a BS degree??????? hahahahahahahhahahaha wow you take the dumb cake today. You clearly not a nerd from tech, prob just some bored house wife with nothing better to do.
By the way Financial Planning is one of the hardest undergrad degrees offered you dolt. Plus go look up the national stats for taking the Certified Financial Planner test. One of the highest fail rates for professional designation tests, (since youre not too bright that means its hard). And thanks to my great education at UGA I passed on the first try, which is more like a 20% pass rate for first timers. Please get a clue before you post, it will save yourself some embarrassment!
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
10:06 am
Kool Aid
October 21st, 2011
9:46 am
UGA’s Mark Richt sings ‘Happy Birthday’ to football recruit
12:01 am October 21, 2011, by Michael Carvell
is the recruit 6 yeasrs old? I D I O T in inbredville
If you had a brain you would have read the article and seen the recruit thought it was awesome. But you dont so…..
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
10:08 am
And Veronica had you read any of the other articles you would know what we are all talking about. The gutless coward sChultz is the so called journalists so he should be the one doing objective reporting about both sides not just bashing UGA and repoting half the story.
Rammer Jammer
October 21st, 2011
10:36 am
You are by far the worst sports writer in the Southeast.
Whiskey Breath
October 21st, 2011
10:49 am
Why does the media take cheap shots at Houston Nutt? Jeff, if he was cheating more than CMR, his SEC record sure doesn’t show it. Stop going on hear say and show some damn proof. You may get a little more respect. An as far as your picks, one would be a damn fool to use them.
Dawg Tired
October 21st, 2011
11:01 am
I like those uniforms the girls are wearing.
Dawg Tired
October 21st, 2011
11:01 am
Enter your comments here
Dawg Tired
October 21st, 2011
11:02 am
Those unis look a lot better than those things the Dawgs wore against BSU.
oldfart
October 21st, 2011
11:26 am
I’m crestfallen. Pull tabs on panties have already been patented. I’m in on getting a LFL franchise in Atlanta. The Spirit group were imbeciles not to have gone for one themselves. I would propose the name be the Thrashers too. Now give me a minute, I know it was a lame name for a men’s hockey team but I’m not naming them for the state bird, but for the more elusive Split Tailed Bed Thrasher. I also nominate #13 as the first pick in the expansion draft.
Bill Payer
October 21st, 2011
11:43 am
Lingerie football teams are so bogus. Couldn’t even beat Vandy!
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
11:51 am
@True Dawg Fan
“Financial planning a BS degree??????? hahahahahahahhahahaha wow you take the dumb cake today.”
I wasn’t referring to a Bachelor of Science. I was just trying to get past the filter when I made that “BS” reference. I should have known that it would fly right over your head. Not much altitude there.
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
11:53 am
@True Dawg Fan
Schultz is not a reporter. He’s an opinion columnist.
Are you sure you’re not a DA?
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
11:53 am
Hint: I didn’t mean District Attorney.
dawg po
October 21st, 2011
12:02 pm
Jeff your remarks about Jon Steward and his “Classic 9 mins on Gaddafi” was nothing to chuckle at. It was sick and his filthy mouth didn’t make me laugh. I just lost a lot of respect for you and you opinions.
You do better with just sports.
oldfart
October 21st, 2011
12:13 pm
Actually I’m calling BS on True Dawg Fan. Some of his brilliant insights and retorts from just the last couple of days:
Almost as short as the school bus sChultz rides to work and events.
Hey Retard whats the overall record?????? Yea thats what I thought. Idiot.
So once again all you ignorant retards should think before you post.
Dont comment it shows how stupid and uninformed you are
Go watch womens bball you fairy
If you cant handle it then find a different sport to watch, maybe rythmic ribbon dancing is more up your ally.
SEC is investigating the game not just grantham u retard.
Im guessing your more of a south Fulton retard!
And the coup de grâce:
No he wont be fired if something happens again. Bc if he does we will burn adams house down. President Adams is the most hated person on campus. How do oyu not know that. Everyone hates him, he hates sports and if he had his way he would do away with them. Athens is a football town and Adams need to move along somewhere else where he is wanted. NO ONE wants him at UGA. And anyone who does isnt a sports fan.
At first I was thinking 12 year old but he’s on here at all hours so now I’m thinking I need to pull my punches out of mercy. In a battle of wits he is unarmed.
dawg poem
October 21st, 2011
12:22 pm
Duplicate comments detected; it looks as though you’ve alrady said that!
If where the he!! did comment go..it was never posted and it was clean.
dawg poem
October 21st, 2011
12:24 pm
ajc has a problem..with server.
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
12:49 pm
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
11:51 am
@True Dawg Fan
“Financial planning a BS degree??????? hahahahahahahhahahaha wow you take the dumb cake today.”
I wasn’t referring to a Bachelor of Science. I was just trying to get past the filter when I made that “BS” reference. I should have known that it would fly right over your head. Not much altitude there.
No really you meant Bull Sh#t??? wow how dumb are you? I was cleary saying your dumb for thinking that financial planning is a bull sh#t degree, but i guess that flew over your head!
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
12:54 pm
oldfart
So let me get this straight bc i put ppl in their place on here means im stupid and couldnt win in a battle of wits??? Wow I wish I could make ridiculous connections like that.
Stop being mad about me putting you in your place over the suspensions. I stated facts of why the suspension to williams was unreasonable. Why dont you go back and reread the posts some more.
And if dumb people like you wouldnt comment on these blogs I wouldnt have to let you know youre an idiot. Plain and simple, if you dont like it too bad dont really care.
And on here at all hours??? Maybe you should learn to read the time stamps. I am only on here when work is slow and time needs to be passed. Thats the beauty of having your own office, something you have prob never enjoyed!
Banned Poster
October 21st, 2011
12:56 pm
I think I know why Jeff chose Classy Freddie Blassie. He really is a “pencil-neck geek”.
chem
October 21st, 2011
12:57 pm
Schultz is getting all cryptic and passive aggressive because no one agrees with him and he refuses to move on. Reminds me of a teenage girl.
gdawginkalamazoo
October 21st, 2011
12:58 pm
Dawg Tired
October 21st, 2011
11:01 am
I like those uniforms the girls are wearing
You talking about North Carolina?
bamaguy
October 21st, 2011
1:02 pm
That bench clearing brawl between UCLA and Arizona last night makes the little UGA/Vandy incident look pale. All the thugs and rednecks live in the deep south, don’t you know.
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
1:05 pm
oldfart
So bc I come on here and straighten out the morons like you and Veronica that makes me stupid?? Hmmmmm… didnt know you could treat a definition like its in wikipedia and change the meaning.
Glad you know how to copy and paste comments shows a lot of computer skills for you. Unfortunately you dont know how to read time stamps since you think i am on here at all hours. I doubt i have ever posted a comment passed 5:10, you know the end of the business day! Thats the beauty of having your own office, when work is slow you get to fill it with nerd bashing.
If ppl like you and veronica didnt come on here and say dumb things I wouldnt point it out. But you do, so I do. And if you cant handle the reasons for why Williams and Geathers suspensions are BS ( Veronica- that stands for Bull Sh#t) then you should go elsewhere. Its only the UGA haters saying that they were justified. But no one can say why Fairley and Scam didnt get suspended for the exact same things. Scam threw punches at UGA no suspension, Fairley had multiple late hits on Murray to the spine and the knee no suspension.
So until someone can tell me a legitmate reason why those are any different than what Williams and Geathers did, then my comments stand. The only explanation available is that Auburn was undefeated and Silve didnt want to end our NC streak in the SEC. Thats it, nothing else has been provided.
So think what you want about me old timer, your opinion means as much as sChultz’s does, 0!
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
1:08 pm
chem
October 21st, 2011
12:57 pm
Schultz is getting all cryptic and passive aggressive because no one agrees with him and he refuses to move on. Reminds me of a teenage girl.
Couldnt agree more Chem. sChultz is an absolute moron. And equally as dumb and uniformed is Bradley. Both are cowards who cant justify their reasonings. Also neither knows how to be unbiased and tell two sides of a story.
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
1:58 pm
I think you’re (not your) right about the 12 year old thing oldfart. I know you’re right regarding a battle of wits with this hapless troll.
ejj
October 21st, 2011
2:12 pm
I am a falcon fan, but if we are talking money, I’ll take Lions at home.
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
2:57 pm
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
1:58 pm
I think you’re (not your) right about the 12 year old thing oldfart. I know you’re right regarding a battle of wits with this hapless troll.
Wow way to go, arent you just the little spell checker. However when thats all you have to insult someone with, then you have already lost. But continue to think you are smart and blah blah blah. You probably went to a community college based on your comments so far.
As for me being a troll- You are the one who attacked me so if you dont like it then dont post something about me and you wont get put in your place.
Simeon Rice N Gravy
October 21st, 2011
3:11 pm
Anyone else thinks Heffie looks like Kermit the Frog?
Sarah P
October 21st, 2011
3:27 pm
yes jeff…you crotchety ol’ left winger…every great story does start with “Alaskan moose hunter”!
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
3:40 pm
@True Dawg Fan
“that’s”
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=proper+use+of+the+apostrophe
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
3:41 pm
BTW: If I should decide to attack you, then you’ll know it.
True Dawg Fan
October 21st, 2011
4:10 pm
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
3:40 pm
@True Dawg Fan
“that’s”
All I have to say to that is you are a moron.
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
3:41 pm
BTW: If I should decide to attack you, then you’ll know it.
ewwwwww im so scared of what little veronica will say to me. Nice try to save face but you have been put in your place already and its time you stay there. Leave sports to the guys and you go bake a cake. Actually make that a Red Velvet cake!
Terry
October 21st, 2011
4:14 pm
Jeff Schultz, I have a couple questions for you, do you own a single shot or semi-automatic weapon, do you hunt or fish, and how many times have you actually had to defend yourself?
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
4:47 pm
Whiskey Breath — For one thing, Houston Nutt is one of the worst offenders of “oversigning” in the nation.
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
4:48 pm
Dawg Po — OK, I’ll make a note of that. “Dawg Po: Not Jon Stewart fan.” Check.
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
4:48 pm
Chem — You lost me.
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
4:49 pm
Sarah P — Hey! What do you doing with all of your free time?
Jeff Schultz
October 21st, 2011
4:51 pm
Terry — Owning a gun, owning a gun for self-defense, hunting for sport, hunting for food are all separate issues. They don’t go into one pot.
Charles
October 21st, 2011
5:05 pm
Jeff, have you considered questioning the SEC as to why Geathers was suspended for fighting after Jon Bostic and Courtney Upshaw both received nothing from the league for the same offense?
Mr Charlie
October 21st, 2011
5:08 pm
Jeff, have you ever contemplated a career as and underwear model?
FLpanhandler
October 21st, 2011
5:10 pm
October 29: Florida puts the usual humiliating beatdown on Georgia.
It will be a glorious thing to behold!
Classie Blassie
October 21st, 2011
5:14 pm
Maybe if UGA went back to their Nike clown costumes, they would have more luck.
Tech Man
October 21st, 2011
5:39 pm
Although I’m a Tech man through and through, I’ll have to admit this team is not good at all. In fact I would say they’re the worst 6-1 team in college football. Miami will handle us with ease. Our punting and kicking will be terrible as usual and we will allow runners to run at will. Hopefully, we can prevent it from being a blowout. Prediction. Miami 38-Tech 21.
Veronica
October 21st, 2011
5:46 pm
Jeff,
If you were a tree, would you own a pet dog?
Uhh......I am Tony Gonzalez, Univ. of Cal.?
October 21st, 2011
5:47 pm
Birds lose in Motown, their D-line will stop Turner not a burner, & Calvin will have a field day against the sad secondary, I would love to hike the ball to #11, she can put her hands back there & feel around for 2 more ballz! LOL
The Spirit of UGA VII
October 21st, 2011
6:02 pm
The Big Guy says Schultz is a popular guy in Athens. Just about everybody in that town talks about how much he’d like to meet up with Schultz. My advice is for Schultz to stay away. He’d get loved to death, sort of like a baby chick at Easter.
oldfart
October 21st, 2011
6:31 pm
True Dawg Fan – I will grant that it is a possibility that your keyboard doesn’t have an apostrophe but if you don’t want to continue to give yourself away I would recommend you at least use “you are” or in chat mode “ur”. It’s one of the giveaways that you’re a liar. I gave you the apostrophe thing so we won’t discuss its vs it’s. Since this is a blog the misspellings happen and that is fine but other giveaways are totally missing homonyms and near misses that pass spell checkers. Road instead of rode. Ally instead of alley. Loose instead of lose. I just can’t see those passing muster at UGA even as an athlete in the pre-Jan Kemp era.
The most blatant evidence that you are a liar is the content in your posts. I’m going to paraphrase here because I don’t feel like looking them all up but the content you have spewed over the last couple of days consists of:
Grantham is a hero for having his kid’s back.
That same kid is an angel who deserves no punishment whatsoever.
That same kid did not rile up the bad man Franklin while being an ingrate after the gun.
Geathers wasn’t responsible for kidney punching an opponent while said opponent was prone and face down to the ground.
Said opponent deserves much more punishment as his play was more dirty even if Geathers’ punch was well after the whistle.
Franklin is a _______ too many to recount.
Athens is a football town and Adams needs to have his house burned down if he doesn’t get the message that UGA is all about football.
I have a real BS in Biology from UGA from many years ago and to throw a twist in your knickers a real MS from Tech. I paid in full for one daughter to go through UGA and supplemented the Hope on another. I’ve traded barbs with both sides with glee at sporting events and even with Grizzard and Hudspeth in Harrison’s on Peachtree. I’ve posted on the internet before it was called the internet and seen your like many times.
I remember when you received 15 yards for a personal foul in the college game for merely uttering a simple Anglo-Saxon vulgarity much less an actual God’s-name-in-vain curse. Taunting? Fuggitaboutit. Getting caught throwing a punch, eye gouge, club elbow were also 15 yards plus ejection. Truth be told in the Vandy game Georgia would be lucky if those rules were still upheld in that fashion. Geathers would be available to play Florida for the entire game and Williams wouldn’t have been on the field to embarrass his University, coach and himself after the gun. Therefore Grantham wouldn’t have felt it necessary to embarrass his current employers and himself. I also hearken back to a day when football coaches wore ties and in the college game I’ve seen a couple of instances where a coach had the gumption to sit down a player for a transgression the referee didn’t even see. Professional football wasn’t considered a career path due to economics not skill set.
The problem that the University has had for many years is that every Tom, Dick and Harry in the state has identified themselves with the football team. The school administration has often been complicit with the Athletic Department in currying favor with these fringe elements. A huge amount of money is involved. So much that academia has been enhanced from the spillover, but at what cost? Suffering fools that identify themselves with the University because they sometimes buy a ticket or have a red and black truck. Tech never had much of an issue with this as their following consisted of students and their immediate family. Rural Georgia saw Tech as city slickers and worse, even Yankees.
I go through all of this to say that I would ask you to not identify yourself as a graduate of my alma mater and spout such ignorance or, if you will, follow your own succinct advice; “Dont comment it shows how stupid and uninformed you are”. Though I don’t suffer fools too well and that is certainly one of my shortcomings I will not continue to argue with one. My daddy, God rest his soul, made it clear what you are when you attempt to argue with a fool.
Paul in NH
October 21st, 2011
6:45 pm
oldfart
October 21st, 2011
6:31 pm
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Wow! Now that’s what I call a blog post!
Veronica's Ghost
October 21st, 2011
6:47 pm
Bravo!
peppino
October 21st, 2011
7:25 pm
The way the Falcons lose is-NOT MATCH THE LIONS INTENSITY.All the defense has to do is stop Stafford to Calvin Johnson,thats it!Offensively run the football and keep the Lions offense off the field,nothing fancy.The Detroit Lions will play emotional football are the Falcons ready to do the same?
SeriousComments
October 21st, 2011
8:38 pm
Jeff, are you having fu doing these website thingys? I mean, doesn’t it get to you that some people… oops… nvm
SeriousComments
October 21st, 2011
8:44 pm
Jeff. I am asking you to PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DO THIS, AND EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU. i MEAN, ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.
1. Whatdo you do on weekends
2. do u like to ride rollercoasters
3. Do you eat produced chicken fat
ANSWERS BY VARY BY LOCATION, TIME, AND PERSON
PLEASE BECARFULLY WHATB YOU SAY ONLINE
Maria'
October 21st, 2011
8:49 pm
Vale, puedes quedarte a mi lado, siempre que no hables sobre el clima. No esperar lo inesperado no hace que lo inesperado se convierta en lo esperado? La experiencia es algo que no se tiene hasta poco después de que se necesita. Mi bebida se siente sola. ¿Te gustaría acompañarme con la tuya? Pocas mujeres admiten su edad. Pocos hombres actuan acorde a su edad. El amor es como el WI-FI, a medida que te alejas, pierde intensidad. Perdona a tus enemigos … pero recuerda sus nombres!
JokesCentral
October 21st, 2011
8:53 pm
A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered.
The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprights the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.
The husband was treated at the hospital and was released to come home. After arriving home, he looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He became despondent, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs and his groin. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.
The same ambulance crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm.
This story redefines what it is to have a bad day.
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JokesCentral
October 21st, 2011
9:06 pm
“Your friend have 10 apples. You take four. How many did you take?”
a.five
b.I don’t know or care
c.4 out of ten
d.7
HEY, LISTEN UP PEOPLE.
SEE YA PEEPS!!!!!!!
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How low can you go, and we ain't talking about limbo!
October 21st, 2011
9:09 pm
Based on all the evidence, it’s obvious that the UGA coaches, including Richt, are as low class as the thugs they coach.
Blind Homer's Odyssey
October 21st, 2011
11:02 pm
In Todd We Trust.
Deputy Dawg
October 21st, 2011
11:12 pm
@oldfart
True Dawg Fan = George P. Burdell
Dawg1
October 22nd, 2011
7:59 am
Russ The Temporary Mascot …. your a coward and not near as funny as you perceive yourself and perhaps with a little racism thrown in.
Pathetic
Terry
October 22nd, 2011
8:24 am
Jeff Schultz, I’ll take that as a no, and everyone who own a weapon, knows you don’t call it a Gun, thats whats in you pants.
Russ_TTM Fan
October 22nd, 2011
8:24 am
GATA Russ!
Make ‘em cry like little girls.
Russ_TTM Fan
October 22nd, 2011
8:25 am
Get a life Terry. It’s not too late.
Terry
October 22nd, 2011
8:36 am
How low can you go, and we ain’t talking about limbo!, Calling someone a low class thug on a blog, you are the classy one, aren’t you.
Terry
October 22nd, 2011
8:43 am
Russ_TTM Fan, Your on a blog, telling someone you don’t even know, to get a life, thats rich, next time I want your thoughs, I’ll be sure to ask you, I know you feel left out, Old wise one! LOL
Russ_TTM Fan
October 22nd, 2011
8:44 am
Don’t worry about me Terry. Not only do I have a nice gun collection, I also have a life.
Victory Formation
October 22nd, 2011
9:00 am
Jackets Win
……………… . . . . Hurricanes Fall
All Saints
October 22nd, 2011
9:15 am
Attention, everyone, especially dawgtards. We will now observe a moment of silence in memory of Saint Jan Kemp, the courageous lady who exposed the shameful practices at UGA that were initiated and carried out by slimeball Vince Dooley. Dooley’s image as a coach and a nice guy were forever shattered during the trial, not to mention the one million dollars that dawgtards had to pay Saint Jan. These practices of recruiting morons and coddling them for four years, then tossing them out like garbage, are still going on, but at least the world knows what’s happening in Athens now.
And now, a moment of silence…
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Thank you, you may resume your normal activities now.
NBA OWNERS’ DUAL WANTS PUT MORE GAMES IN JEOPARDY – ATLANTA JOURNAL CONSTITUTION » HOLT, THURSDAY, AFTER, SPURS, FRANKLIN, WERE » DAILY NEWS
October 22nd, 2011
11:58 am
[...] Fight predictions: Falcons win, Jackets fall, SEC cowers [...]
rash
October 22nd, 2011
12:02 pm
Enter your comments here
rash
October 22nd, 2011
12:03 pm
your wrong schultz tech will win!!!!!
NBA owners’ dual wants put more games in jeopardy – Atlanta Journal Constitution
October 22nd, 2011
1:52 pm
[...] Fight predictions: Falcons win, Jackets fall, SEC cowers [...]
Sid
October 22nd, 2011
2:50 pm
You know the Falcons will abandon the run during the game as soon as they have success with it. Better plan on some quick slant routes as no way the offensive line can give Ryan time to throw. Unfortunately Stafford and Johnson are going to have a field day with Grimes, sadly game Lions.
Tampa Bay loses a home game playing in England (being the home team @ Wembley doesn’t count) and have only 3 games left at home which 2 could be losses against Dallas and Houston. How many games will Sean Payton coach from the Press Box? Will the pain killers and altitude affect his coaching? The Saints defense is suspect as they discovered against the NFL’s 15th ranked offense in Tampa Bay. And, unless they throw that switch everyone keeps talking about, the Falcons are going to end that run of consecutive winning seasons. C’mon Birds, amp it up!!!
katherine
October 22nd, 2011
4:42 pm
rash
October 22nd, 2011
12:03 pm
your wrong schultz tech will win!!!!!
doubtful………
TrishaDishaWarEagle
October 22nd, 2011
6:10 pm
S>O>S We are getting destroyed live on CBS..oh well…
..WAR DAMN EAGLE win or lose, Orange and Blue true and true
to paraphrase Denny Green, LSU is who we thought they were..#1 in the country followed closely by Bama..the rest of us this year are also rans..(including , I feel, the other 7 unbeatens’)
Dabo Swinney
October 22nd, 2011
10:17 pm
Lee County is my wench.
TrishaDishaWarEagle
October 22nd, 2011
10:21 pm
Congrats Dabo, Clemson did beat AU for the first time since 1951 this season..(that is 60 yrs, btw)
When I am 87 you may win again..
Dabo Swinney
October 22nd, 2011
10:29 pm
Plant some acorns. By the time you grow some new trees at Toomer’s, maybe you’ll win another NC.
south ga dawg
October 23rd, 2011
12:32 pm
#13 that ain’t right!
Joel
October 23rd, 2011
2:33 pm
bosher ate his wheaties this mornings!
techie pansy schedual
October 23rd, 2011
9:50 pm
I cant believe that jeff schitz picked the great paul johnson to lose a game as he said when tech was 6 and 0 ( after playing a schedual of team that could not beat a good high school) that tech might run the table because paul johnson was the greatest coach in the history of college football. paul johnson is a great coach as long as he is playimg undermaned football teams but when he plays just decent team he will lose most of the time and if it is a good team he almost never wins. so jeff please explain how paul johnson is such a great coach he always loses when he plays a good team
techie pansy schedual
October 23rd, 2011
10:24 pm
schultz the worst sports writer in the world tell us how great paul johnson is now
Thomas Brown
October 24th, 2011
3:53 am
We have not done well against good teams, ourselves, after 2005. 2005 was Seven (7) seasons ago. Even then, in 2005, we ended up the # 3 team in The SEC in every single solitary poll, # 3 SEC. Our goals around here are not high enough. If you wish to discuss a pansy schedule, there is not 1 team on our entire schedule – including us – who has beat any good team. (Auburn beat South Carolina and South Carolina would not end up a top 25 team, had they not beat us. Did I say thank you Aaron Murray ? )
“I actually asked Claude [Felton, associate athletic director] where we landed,” Richt said Sunday night. “I think it’s a good thing. … Although we were making progress, you really can’t see it until your team flashes up in the top 25. When it comes to media coverage, especially on the networks that cover college football, they tend to spend a lot of time on the top 25 teams.
“So hopefully we can stay there a while.”
Thomas Brown
October 24th, 2011
3:56 am
So, now we DREAM to “flash up in the top 25” I mean wow, and hopefully even more wow, stay there just a little while – before dropping back out. We really have lofty goals around here now for the # 11 football program in 1-A wins all-time.
Vandy vs UGA? maybe this will help ................ Arky barely won vs Ole Miss
October 24th, 2011
11:08 pm
Wake defeated FSU and ruined their season and GT’s season is being destroyed now.
GT was so out of line with their so called Top 25 ranking of just two Saturday’s ago. Now? LOOK at them and Clemson is next. Shreveport may not even bother to call GT after Clemson and UGA get done with them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHA
GT- ONLY Two major bowls since 1967 ………….. 67 Urange and 09 Urange and BOTH HUMILIATING LOSSES.
Techers, quit running your ACC mouth. You are now and have always been an Atlanta laughing stock.
CPJ is sending his resume all over the planet now, trying to land some south Ga middle school job.
techie pansy schedual
October 26th, 2011
12:12 pm
Schitz said they might run the table when they were 6 and 0 and had the best coach in college football but they have lost thier last two games playing teams that have won 24 games and lost 32 and thier pin head fat boy coach wants to play a weaker schedual but he also said he is the coach and not interested in graduation percent and it show in the paper that techie football and basketball players are double dumb. have you ever heard them speak ( duh, whut, whers u stay, like, every three words, and you wonder why they can’t all run in the same direction or run a pass route)