It’s the PGA! It’s Tiger! It’s scarred greens!
Tiger Woods hits a drive on 10th hole, his first hole of the day in the PGA Championship.
Welcome to my neighborhood, Johns Creek. I live 15 minutes from the Atlantic Athletic Club, which is hosting this year’s PGA, and I’m kinda liking this short commute. It’s for that reason that I’m going to start a campaign to move the Masters here.
First, the big news: Please don’t blame my little town, but the 93rd PGA Championship is going straight to hell. The grounds crew at the AAC damaged the 14th and 17th greens during their maintenance and manicuring on Wednesday night.
This is what professional golf officials would officially refer to as bad timing.
According to the PGA, the damage is “believed to be the result of a significant rise in the dew point at 7 p.m., which caused the brushes on the mowers on those greens to stick in the grass and damage the turf.”
The danger of the Johns Creek dew points are well known around the world. This is why I never use brushes on my mower.
As a result, the 14th and 17th greens have ugly scrapes on them. The greens are treated as ground under repair, so a player will get relief if the ball lands in the damaged area. However, the AAC will have to deal with a $50 fine from the neighborhood association.
That’s it for now. I’m heading out to catch up with Tiger Woods, who birdied his first hole (the 10th). According to my golf tutor, Steve Hummer, that puts him on a pace of 72-under, which would be a course record.
By Jeff Schultz
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Judge Smails
August 11th, 2011
1:31 pm
You know they call it “gof” over there, Lacy, without the “L”
Maybe Tiger should try a blindfold and…….Be the Ball!
Don
August 11th, 2011
1:32 pm
Tiger finishes at 7 over 77. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. One would think the press will now focus on the golf tournament and the players who have a chance to win, but somehow I doubt it. I think many of them have Battered Reporter syndrome, where the nastier and more dismissive somebody is to the press, the more fascinated with him they are and the more they write about him.
Carl
August 11th, 2011
1:34 pm
If we kill all the golfers, who’s gonna play?
Gophers you idiot
What the....
August 11th, 2011
1:35 pm
Nice greens they got there…
Sherman come back through?
sentimental journey....
August 11th, 2011
1:37 pm
I miss the old Atlanta Country Club days in Marietta.
Don
August 11th, 2011
1:39 pm
Steve Stricker needs one more birdie to tie the low score in major championship history with a 62. Unfortunately Stricker is a nice guy, well liked by everybody, doesn’t pound his club into the ground and swear when he misses a shot or stiff the press when he shoots a bad round as Tiger just did. How boring.
JASon
August 11th, 2011
1:43 pm
Alright this needs to be said. It is an abomination the way tiger is being over-reported by the media. The golf channel ought to be ashamed of itself, with all the great stories it is passing up in order to give us hours and hours of nothing but tiger woods. And you can say, well, you know, tiger brings people out, we have to report what people care about. No. You’re open pulling for tiger to do well because that makes you more money. Isn’t it the responsibility of the media to be un-biased?
Projected cut....
August 11th, 2011
1:45 pm
Any number that has Tigger above it is ok.
Don
August 11th, 2011
1:58 pm
“Not much”, aka “Projected cut”, the only thing that’s obvious is that you’re a bigot. As if the reference to “the hood” wasn’t enough, you had to put that subtle second g in Tiger. Don’t you have a Klan rally to get to?
Jeff, that would be a good URL to ban.
Don
August 11th, 2011
1:58 pm
Make that IP address, not URL.
Don
August 11th, 2011
2:01 pm
A prior comment of mine apparently didn’t get posted. Jeff, how about a ban on the bigot who just posted under “Not Much” and Projected Cut”? As if the reference to the hood wasn’t enough, he had to add a g to Tiger. Wonder what that’s supposed to allude to?
Steve
August 11th, 2011
2:13 pm
Tiger will have to play his butt off to make the cut!
shankit
August 11th, 2011
2:14 pm
Enough of Tigger.
What is Stevie boy Williams’ score?
Judge Smails
August 11th, 2011
2:15 pm
@ Don,
How right you are. Strick is a class act. Not flashy, but always dependable. And he’s a huge Packer fan which gives him extra points
shankit
August 11th, 2011
2:18 pm
Jeff – If you are going to move the Masters there,
the first thing you have to do is implement the egg salad,
ham & cheese sandwiches, chicken breast on bread,
and put up a WalMart souvenier shop off the first tee box.
Don
August 11th, 2011
2:49 pm
Jeff, the Klansman who keeps putting an extra g in Tiger under various handles should be banned.
Also, McIlroy made one of the dumbest decisions I’ve ever seen to try to hit a full shot with a tree root just in front of his ball and right at the point of where his club would hit the ground. The announcers said it, it was obvious looking at it on the TV coverage that he was risking injury. What made it even dumber was that his odds of putting the shot on the green were next to nothing and it was the 3rd hole of a 72 hole tournament. If it’s going to take 2 shots anyway, chip it out to the fairway. That one is on his caddy. If I’d been caddying for him, there would have been a heated discussion before he tried to play that shot, particularly since McIlroy is only 22 years old. He’s about to withdraw.
Winnie the pooh
August 11th, 2011
2:52 pm
Hey Don, Ever hear of Tigger in Winnie the pooh…
Everything about race with you?
Winnie the pooh
August 11th, 2011
2:53 pm
Tigger was a tiger…..keep reaching Don…..
It’s a joke on tigers name….not race you moron.
laugh a little….life is so much better…
Tigger
August 11th, 2011
2:54 pm
I like tigger….hate tiger
Ban Don
August 11th, 2011
2:56 pm
The PC police….now cause of Don I think of Tigger in a different way….nobody did before
BullDawg Rick
August 11th, 2011
2:59 pm
Now – Will the media quit with the “knees on the ground” for Kitten & give props to the 100+ golfers that are playing better than the once Anointed One!!
Steve Stricker is Class – the Kitten is a jerky boy…. How many F bombs did he realeas today??
Don
August 11th, 2011
3:01 pm
No, everything isn’t about race with me but I’m a white guy who grew up in the deep south during the 60’s and 70’s and understand the code. You post every message under a different handle and your first reference to “Tigger” was right after talking about his fans from “the hood”. But I’m sure you meant nothing racial, you were referring to a cartoon character. When I was growing up, the bigots didn’t try to claim they didn’t mean it after dropping a racial slur, so at least we’re making some progress.
BullDawg Rick
August 11th, 2011
3:01 pm
realeas = release, say, run from his piehole
Math whiz
August 11th, 2011
3:03 pm
A birdie on the first hole puts him on pace for 18 under, not 72 under. You must be a product of the Atlanta Public Schools.
Cruelty to Animals Society
August 11th, 2011
3:06 pm
Jeff – Need to add Bulldawg Rick to the banned list for
referring to Tigger as a Kitten.
Neal Boortz
August 11th, 2011
3:06 pm
Math Whiz – So, I’m not the only one that has a ‘clue’.. I love you man!!
BullDawg Rick
August 11th, 2011
3:08 pm
Cruelty – I could have gone for the “Pus” word, but I knew that’d “do me”
shankit
August 11th, 2011
3:09 pm
Math whiz – I think Jeff’s math equation pace involved 4 rounds x’s 18 under
per round = 72 total under.
I think Jeff learned this in Calfiornia.
BullDawg Rick
August 11th, 2011
3:11 pm
Still waiting on the F-Bomb count…… Yawn…….
Don
August 11th, 2011
3:11 pm
To the bigotposting under multiple handles (apparently the AJC filter catches the first of the two words I ran together and blocks the post), just before your first reference to “Tigger” you made reference to his fans from “the hood”. But I’m sure you’re referring to a cartoon character.
BullDawg Rick
August 11th, 2011
3:12 pm
Gotta Love Davis!!!
Rachel ucawhatever
August 11th, 2011
3:13 pm
Tigger’s old news, i’m on to another sucker.
Tigger
August 11th, 2011
3:15 pm
Where’s my waitress?!!!
shankit
August 11th, 2011
3:15 pm
BDR – Buddha’s F-Bomb count is running neck and neck
with his GD it – Bomb count.
Carl the greenskeeper
August 11th, 2011
3:17 pm
Hey Shank, Buddha boy doesn’t have god, that’s why!
Bueller
August 11th, 2011
3:20 pm
That ex wife of his got a rough looking face….night and day from before they were married…but she’s still rich
shankit
August 11th, 2011
3:25 pm
What is Stevie Williams score?
He’s getting no press.
Bueller
August 11th, 2011
3:26 pm
Bye, Bye Tiger…..+7 is no way to go through the LPGA, much less the PGA..
Don’t let the airplane door hit you in the backside out of Atlanta.
Bubba Watson
August 11th, 2011
3:28 pm
Win it Bulldog
shankit
August 11th, 2011
3:28 pm
Score Update
Tigger shot 77.
Steve Williams shot 69
Williams up by 8 shots.
Don
August 11th, 2011
3:31 pm
Klansman Who Posts Under Many Handles, your first reference to “Tigger” was right after you commented on his tattoed fans from “the hood”, as if the AAC is overflowing with minorities in the gallery. But I’m sure you were referring to a cartoon character.
Looks like McIlroy was cleared by an on course doctor and is going to be able to finish his round. Lucky that an incredibly dumb decision may not may not hurt him. I doubt he’ll ever try one like that again.
PC Don is still here....
August 11th, 2011
3:41 pm
Guess he’s got a lot of people to complain about tigger.
shankit
August 11th, 2011
3:41 pm
Noticed Tig didn’t have his Tag Haeuer watch on today.
jerry
August 11th, 2011
3:42 pm
With Tiger in town, the hottest item on the concession stands is candy chastity belts.
@Don
August 11th, 2011
3:45 pm
That’s been a nickname for Tiger by many people for a long time that are sick of his crap. He’s a big boy and can handle it.
Why don’t you worry about yourself.
And it’s not just one person in here that calls him tigger..
I still like tigger from winnie the pooh
August 11th, 2011
3:48 pm
I don’t like tiger
Buckeye
August 11th, 2011
4:19 pm
Hey Schutz,
Let’s meet up at the water fountain between 16 green and 17 tee tomorrow and talk about Ohio State football and the fact they’re ranked ahead of the dogs.
Best comment I heard today at the AAC was from a 20 something young lady as Adam Scott walked off the 16th………..:He’s beautiful”….
Yep, and Stevie has a pretty nice set of legs too.
techfan
August 11th, 2011
5:01 pm
Well, thats too bad for Tiger. On the plus side if frees up more time this weekend so I can do yard work. Unless Phil makes a run.
LovelaceGoldminter
August 11th, 2011
5:01 pm
Who would have thought two years ago that today child murderer who got away will murder CASEY ANTHONY would be MORE POPULAR and MORE LIKED than $100 million dollar a year man TIGER WOODS. Its totally unconsciounable to believe that would have occurred two years later, but I think over the next 12 months, Casey Anthony will be richer than Tiger Woods. Wow! Thats amazing!
RueWilson
August 11th, 2011
5:07 pm
Tiger and Stevie Williams should engage in a pay-per-view fight with boxing gloves and 12 rounds of action. I know Williams wants to remove tigers stripes and tiger I know wants to punch stevie’s lights out. The two “larger than life” gladiators absolutely HATE EACH OTHER. Hopefully the bout will take place at Cesaers Palace in the next couple of months.