Countdown: Vote LeBron, someone else in Count’s hate poll!

The Count was always lovable ...

The Count was always lovable ...

. . . even when he and his twin, Count Floyd, were babies.

. . . even when he and his sister (left) were babies.

The Count believes hate is such a strong word. The Count doesn’t hate. He mocks, he clowns and he occasionally dislikes. But he certainly doesn’t hate. There was that one full moon when The Count was strolling through a bad neighborhood and he needed a quick fix. So he bit some lady as she was leaving the Quik Trip, and she claimed to be European, but The Count was pretty sure she was from Secaucus because he just remembers this dreadful aftertaste and pronouncing, “I would not wash the feet of my pigs in your plasma!” (Say it with an obnoxious French accent, s0unds better.) Anyway, back to this hate thing. A lot of people seem to hate LeBron James. So The Count was thinking, “Hey, how ab0ut the first ever Count Poll?” Sharpen your cuspids. We count down . . .

10. So many choices, but here’s a worthy “Sweet 16″

Sorry. Pick only one.

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Wrestler Freddie Blassie was known as "The Vampire" for acts like this. But The Count thinks he gave vampires a bad name.

The editorial board at Countdown, Inc., had to figure out some way to limit this. So here goes. When voting on the most unlikable, distasteful, contemptible individual (or just Mr. Poopy Pants, if you prefer),  we’re going to stick to the last 10 years. So O.J. Simpson, Ty Cobb and Freddie Blassie are out. The Count’s criteria: The athlete had to have either competed and been hated in the last 10 years, or competed recently and became hated more after retirement (example: the lying Mark McGwire). Mike Tyson almost didn’t make the cut, because he’s so far removed from hate. Also, he was funny in the Hangover (and Hangover II!). But I figured somebody would scream if I didn’t include him. So to the left are my 16 choices. Vote in the poll and sound off below. The Count will not cast a vote so as to not to sway my loyal and disturbed following.

9. LeBron: Let your feelings go

Let it go, LeBron. And no, I'm not calling you "King."

Let it go, LeBron. And no, I'm not calling you "King."

There’s only one thing more valuable than LeBron James when he’s great. That’s LeBron James when everybody is dumping on him and thinks he’s a headcase! Yes, James’ great disappearing act in the fourth quarter of the last three games of the title series has spawned an entire new line of T-shirts (that include sayings like, “Maybe Next Year” and “Still Ringless”) and now a potential cottage industry: people who want to save LeBron. The Miami Herald, which brought you the premature Macy’s ad selling Heat championship T-shirts, ran a story quoting sports psychologists who believe James needs help. And fast! Former Brave John Smoltz probably won’t love that his name was invoked here. From the story: “At some point in the days or weeks to come, James will likely have moments of introspection, searching for what went wrong in the series’ final three games. If James is honest with himself, he’ll acknowledge he wasn’t the same dynamic player that won two consecutive league MVP awards and single-handedly put away the Celtics and Bulls in the previous two rounds. James will see moments of tentativeness, passing up open shots that are usually automatic. And, he’ll begin to ask why. That’s where mental health professionals, who have helped high-profile athletes like John Smoltz and Alex Rodriguez fight through internal roadblocks, could help.” Maybe it’s just me. But when James basically referred to critics as lesser beings after the series, I didn’t sense he was ready for introspection.

8. Cuban gets The Count’s Good Owner stamp of approval

I wonder if the trophy had a drink before takeoff?

I wonder if the trophy had a drink before takeoff?

OK. Mark Cuban is a goofball. And occasionally juvenile, bordering on moronic. But as a sports owner, he’s one of the better ones around. All he cares about is winning. And he spends money. And he’s at every game. And you know that he cares so much about his team and his team’s fans that you never have to stop and ask yourself, “Hmmm. Should I believe these Winnipeg rumors?” So for that reason, I thought this picture was very cool. Cuban sent it out himself on Twitter, with the simple caption, “On the plane.” He also sent out this Tweet on Monday night: “Heard a rumor that Obama was planning on coming to Miami for Gm 7. Will ask him when we visit :) . #MavsSavingTaxDollars.”

7. Mr. Iverson: You might just want to buy a Camry

Iverson's Lamborghini probably is dustier than this one.

Iverson's Lamborghini probably is dustier than this one.

The 2007 Lamborghini Murcielago went for $320,000 new. So I guess it’s still worth it for Allen Iverson to pick his up from impound. But it’s getting close. Iverson, an Atlanta resident when he’s on this planet, was pulled over in Buckhead back in April because he didn’t have a license plate. The car has been sitting in an impound lot on Cheshire Bridge Road ever since, according to WXIA 11Alive. It turns out Iverson hasn’t paid tag fees for the last four years. At $14,000 a year, that’s $56,000. The impound lot also is charging $300 per month. Iverson, meanwhile, says he wants to play again. Of course. He’s reportedly broke. So these wheels could be up for auction soon. The lot has the right to sell the car after 90 days since Iverson hasn’t responded to notices. I can go as high as $3,750. Worried about gas prices.

6. The better wager: Heat at 5-2 or Hawks at 40-1?

Not a good time to ask Josh or Joe if they like the 40-1 odds.

Not a good time to ask Josh or Joe if they like the 40-1 odds.

It probably won’t be as much fun if the Heat fail to win the NBA title again next season. But they’re favored again. Bodog.com lists Miami as 5-2 favorites to win the 2011-12 championship, followed by the Los Angeles Lakers (11-2) and Chicago (6-1). The Hawks are tied for 11th at 40-1. I’m not sure that I’d actually bet $20 on them but it would be a more interesting wager than the Heat, whose odds are ridiculously low. The last, after the top three: Oklahoma City 8-1; Dallas 10-1; Boston 12-1; San Antonio 20-1; Orlando 22-1; New York Knicks 28-1; Portland 30-1; Denver 40-1; Atlanta 40-1; Memphis 40-1; New Orleans 45-1; Houston 50-1; Utah 60-1; Philadelphia 65-1; Phoenix 65-1; New Jersey 65-1; Charlotte 75-1; Indiana 75-1; L.A. Clippers 75-1; Detroit 100-1; Golden State 100-1; Milwaukee 100-1; Minnesota 100-1; Sacramento 100-1; Washington 100-1; Cleveland 100-1; Toronto 150-1.

5. Soccer mascot poses in lingerie (I know, it’s so cliche)

Here's "Donny Dog" back in the locker room. Oh, yeah. (Sorry, I've got editors. But you're smart. You can find the other pictures.)

Here's "Donny Dog" in her dressing room. Oh, yeah. (Sorry, I've got editors. But you dudes are resourceful.)

A British soccer team, the Doncaster Rovers, recently fired their mascot for posing in sexy lingerie. Yeah, by now we should be immune to big stuffy animals with oversized heads wearing a nighty, right? Any way, Tracy Chandler (the women in the “Donny Dog” dog suit) apparently has been given her job back, as the club caved to public pressure. Chandler, a 40-year-old mother of three, said she was only trying to raise money for a children’s charity by posing for the magazine. She thought the photo shoot was “tastefully done.” The team said she had “disgraced the club.” Bad dog. But Ms. Chandler noted that this is the same organization that had players pose nude for a charity calendar last year. So the team relented. However, they are making her sleep outside for a week.

4. Goodbye, Harvey Updyke (and son’s incomplete Tweet)

This man will not be silenced for long.

This man will not be silenced for long.

The other day I blogged about the fact alleged Auburn tree poisoner Harvey Updyke Jr. was now on Twitter. Well, it seems word of this fire-meet-Scarecrow potential was not greeted fondly by Updyke’s attorneys. So just like that, he’s off Twitter. Here’s Updyke’s final Tweet (for now): “Was advised by legal team..attorneys Glennon Threatt & Everett Wess to stop twitting[sic]. go to @bbupdyke my son Bears account follow him.” By the way, this was Bear’s last Tweet: “I have a confession to make to all the Bama fans and it might come as a disappointment and a surprise but I have never been (cont.)” And that’s it. He never Tweeted the rest. Anybody want to finish the sentence? (This should be good.)

3. New autograph pens (soon to be available in Terrelle Pryor model)

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Soon to be sold by Cecil Newton.

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Will this Dog leave a mark?

And now, for the Georgia, Alabama and Auburn fans who have everything, we introduce: “BIGshooz.” The desk top pens, soon to be available in other team colors, go for $19.95.  According to a news release delivered to my email box: “The sporty figurine-shaped pen sits in a base shaped like a giant pair of shoes, a reminder to be your best and to fill big shoes!” So in a sense, the pen is also sort of a life and spiritual guide. At least until it runs out of ink or the NCAA asks you whether it came free with that tattoo.

2. The Count’s bad fashion note of the week

Dude, seriously? You're wearing capris to a baseball game?

Dude, seriously? You're wearing capris to a baseball game?

Did Todd Coffey lose a bet or something? Here’s the rotund Washington Nationals’ pitchers in his throwback Senators’ uniform. It’s an unfortunate look, made worse by the fact that the short pants give the impression he’s either preparing for a flood or getting ready to squash grapes. From Nationals broadcaster Mark Grant: “His britches aren’t even. They’re kind of like Capri pants. They’re too short to hike up and really stay up above the calf and not long enough, really, to cover down to the shoe.”

1. And finally . . .

Since Jose Canseco is on The Count’s list, here’s an update. His brother, coach-player Ozzie Canseco, was thrown out of a Yuma Scorpions’ game.  Meanwhile, Jose’s dog, Bruce, a Great Dane, got loose during the game and ran around the field. Your next question probably will be: Why did Canseco bring his dog to the game? My response is: Why did the dog bring Canseco to the game? No, the signing of the Cansecos hasn’t quite provided a steadying influence on the team.  The Scorpions just traded catcher Gabriel Ortiz for a player to be named later. Why? It seems Ortiz took off his catche’s gear in the middle of a game and walked off the field following a home run. Maybe Bruce was just trying to escape.

By Jeff Schultz

135 comments Add your comment

jay lo or Jlewis or whoever

June 14th, 2011
11:27 am

the f you are……

are you really that stupid?

lets see….. ask any black man on the fin planet and they ‘brag’ and i mean ‘brag’ that blacks are the best athletes on the planet.

(i dont ascribe to that notion at all but that is for another discussion)

the nfl rosters are dominated by black athletes. the nba rosters are dominated by black athletes. college fb and bb teams are dominated by black athletes and you act surprised and whine when…

you guessed it…. black athletes dominate the list of the most hated athletes.

are you really that stupid?

my guess is yes because being a good athlete doesnt mean your smarter than a rock. see lebron james.

i also would suggest that lebron has to be one of the uggliest people in sports.

if we compiled another list of big stupid ugglies i dare say that blacks would dominate that list too.

but hey… they have one thing going for them. they can run fast. they can jump high. And they can dance.

Aarons rent to own

June 14th, 2011
11:30 am

I guess we’ll be seeing Allen Iverson pretty soon and selling him some rent to own appliances and furniture for his crib- if he aint homeless of course. What is it with these people that they make millions upon millions of dollars and don’t pay their most basic bills like car tag fees and they eventually end up completely freaking broke?

Jimmy the Greek

June 14th, 2011
11:34 am

but hey… they have one thing going for them. they can run fast. they can jump high. And they can dance.

No. That’s actually 3 things they got going for them. Still can’t swim of course.

It has been almost a year, get a life Cleveland.

June 14th, 2011
11:37 am

I see you are mailing it in today, Jeff.

Hillbilly D

June 14th, 2011
11:39 am

How could anybody hate Ty Cobb or Freddie Blassie?

Bart

June 14th, 2011
11:39 am

Levenson; Gearon….they’re not players, and it was an an octocluster mess rather than just one individual…but Levenson certainly seemed to be the the lead goober in charge in railroading the Thrashers right out of town. I want to vote for one of those bozos (preferably Levenson) instead of any of the athletes above. At least the athletes showed up in some manner to offer a positive contribution at some point in time.

jimmy i was going to correct that

June 14th, 2011
11:39 am

but whose counting. certainly not reggie ball.

one thing i will say is that as much disdain as i had for michael vick i have to hand it to the guy. at first i think that his contrition was a fake. he like many had found god in prison. lmao….

it is as if having to act the part of a ‘real’ roll model has caused him to up his game. unless he falls on his sword i have to admit i am proud of the guy now.

keep it up michael. many of us former haters are counting on you.

Andy Kaufman

June 14th, 2011
11:40 am

Mr. Fred Blassie and the breakfast mess…

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2by4

June 14th, 2011
11:44 am

the writers name should be on here cos he is the biggest hater

Look in the mirror

June 14th, 2011
11:45 am

Jlewis, YOU are a racist. I’m casting a write in vote for Cam Newton.

Ah...Yea

June 14th, 2011
11:47 am

I’m confused about Michael Vick, Chad, or even Terrell Owens being on this list. I understand Vick with the dog thing but the man paid his debt to society and has since moved on the RIGHT way without any other problems. The falcons have also moved on.

Chad and Terrell have no criminal history of beating women or other things like that. They just have a big mouth. Mark Cuban has a big mouth but you seemed to give him a pass. WHY?

I agree with the RACE issue on this one. People talk about moving on and not playing the race card. Really? Why do we still hate Michael Vick? Why can’t Schultz and the rest of the Falcons fans move on with Matt Ryan?

Tell me if Mick Vick was a WHITE man you Schultz will be willing to give him a pass like Cuban. The man went to a federal prison for god sakes and has since been publicaly apologizing for his crimes. JEESH let it go!!!!!!!

count_schemula

June 14th, 2011
11:48 am

I read a story about a chick in NY who sold a website. I think she got, say, $10m dollars. She was happy, she could FINALLY move across the river into Manhattan. Wait. She did the math and ended up not moving to Manhattan. Why? She could afford a place to live in Manhattan, but what about upkeep, taxes, etc? She sold the website for $10m, but that was not really her sustainable income. If she bought a place in Manhattan, one day she would be broke. She passed on her dream.

Sports stars have a few things working against them in this regard. Hangers on. Egos, which, let’s face it, you have to have one to compete. They are on TV which feeds the ego. If they go to a nightclub, they are on TV and feel pressure to act baller. The main difference though, they excessively live in the moment and think that $50m or whatever is endless.

I never really got why athletes are not better about this. Somewhere they have to recognize that they are employees just like anyone else. Lebron has a Bentley? So what. He has a boss who is paying him. He has job responsibilities like anyone else.The league makes money off Lebron. Recognize that when you put your baller hat on. Lebron needs love like anyone else. One day he might regret skipping college, because, frankly, he seems like he’s not the brightest bulb. Can you put a price tag on that? People who don’t even care about basketball came out like roaches in the night to root against you. Feel good about that?

Be a simpleton and call it hating. Real life is a lot more complex than your silly catch phrase.

CPat

June 14th, 2011
11:48 am

Being from the Cleveland area we have so many persons to hate. I voted for Michael Vick because of his dog fighting ring. As for hating LeQuit, when compated to Art Modell, he doesn’t even make the first cut!

Ah...Yea

June 14th, 2011
11:49 am

And of course SOMEONE else is going to call me a racist without an INTELLIGENT REASON FOR DOING SO.

Please someone give me an intellectual rebuttal instead making yourself look stupid. Please!!!!

Ah...Yea

June 14th, 2011
11:51 am

What about the guy from the braves that said he hated going to new york because of the gays with aids and minorities.

Does he get a pass as well?!!!!

Joe Tess Fish House

June 14th, 2011
11:53 am

Ah….Yea

Silence pleez

count_schemula

June 14th, 2011
11:57 am

To keep it civil, let’s assume blacks hate whites, and whites hate blacks. Ok, now that we have that out of the way, can we get down to talking about hate in a civil and proper manner?

I swear, Atlanta bores the pants off me sometimes.

Ah...Yea

June 14th, 2011
11:57 am

Joe Tess Fish House

My point exactly. Thank you LOLLLLL

Marteen is a Ballplayer

June 14th, 2011
11:58 am

I can’t believe I am going to do this as a Georgia fan, but I am actually going to say something positive about Florida, and specifically, Urban Meyer. I do not like Urban Meyer and I think the Gators are vile; however, we owe Meyer for putting the SEC in the spotlight and giving the benefit of the doubt to any SEC team that is borderlne for MNC consideration. Going back six-years, OSU and Michigan played a game of no defense where both teams scored in the neighborhood of 50 points if memory serves. There were no rules preventing two teams from the same conference at that time from playing each other again for the MNC. It was very, very close to an OSU vs. Michigan rematch. Instead, Meyer took to the offensive and pleaded (and even whined a bit) about the Gators having a shot after finishing their season with weak showings against SC and Vandy.

You know the rest. Florida gets in, holds OSU to 84 yards, and makes that OSU/Michigan game look like a joke. Since then, it has been nothing but SEC. This really spotlighted the gauntlet that an SEC schedule is week-in and week-out. Granted, UGA has never benefitted from this, but they are now granted the same benefit of the doubt if they can win the SEC again. If OSU/Michigan played again, OSU would have been considered the best team of all time if they won and the SEC would not have the dominance in the public eye that it does.

My one tribute to Meyer and why he would not get my vote for most hated person.

Beast from the East

June 14th, 2011
12:00 pm

Ah…Yea,
I still hate Vick because of what he did to those dogs. I’m not obligated to ever forgive him just because he went to prison.
Doesn’t make me a racist. I’d also like to see Roethlisberger go to prison and get preyed on like he’s done with those young girls.

Congressman Weiner

June 14th, 2011
12:04 pm

I hate Al Gore or whoever it was who took the initiative in creating twitter.

count_schemula

June 14th, 2011
12:07 pm

In general we can handle smug or arrogant if it is backed up – MJ or Meyer.

It runs into trouble when they become a sideshow of themselves – Lebron or Bonds.

Bonds would have been given a pass without the roids. He would have been regarded as great. If you look at his numbers, it’s freaking obvious when he started using roids and he lied and lied and lied about it. I hate McGwire as much if not more than Bonds. But Bonds, would have gone down as one of the top 5 players of all time. But that was not good enough.

It puts me, the fan, in a bad spot, because, franky, I’ll always think that Hank Aaron is the home run king and Bonds really really really messed that up.

Aaron made bonds possible. Aaron put up with real racism, whereas Bonds just mistook people hating on him for being such an ass as racism. Everything that makes Aaron great is lacking in Bonds.

Rob Lowe

June 14th, 2011
12:09 pm

@count_schemula,

Atlanta bores the pants off me sometimes, too.

Look in the mirror

June 14th, 2011
12:14 pm

Ah…Yea, there are some white sports figures who should have been on this list. Bill Lambier, Mark Cuban, Jeff Kent, John Rocker, Steve Spurrier come to mind. But every black athlete on that list is on there because of the way they behaved. If you are suggesting that this behavior is inherent to black people and is therefore some culturally protected right, YOU are the racist.

Hollywould

June 14th, 2011
12:15 pm

LeBrick has taken his talents to the coughseason!!!

gcs

June 14th, 2011
12:16 pm

UGH! Thanks for not linking pictures of the “mascot for posing in sexy lingerie”. I recommend NOT searching for this.

Hollywould

June 14th, 2011
12:17 pm

Ah-yea/ i voted for favre and I am white/ SO WHAT

no more silver britches

June 14th, 2011
12:29 pm

Those pants on the Georgia pen are too silver. We wear light grey now for some reason.

Hollywould

June 14th, 2011
12:34 pm

Did yall know that today is National Queen James day? Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early. Maybe LeBrick should have played hockey/ they only have 3 periods. Why didn’t LeChoke go to college? He did not want to show up for finals.

Kevin

June 14th, 2011
12:34 pm

Funny……..I had a conversation with 2 oyster shuckers & a fellow patron(who all happended to be black) at Acme Oyster house in New orleans during Game 5. They all thought LeBron was a gutless fraud as did I. And were all rooting for Dallas. So i do’t think it’s just white ppl who were offended by the decision and the celebation, all the other immature stuff he does.It seems it’s now angry black men(like our Pres.) who make everything about race these days. The majority of us, black and white, have long since moved on from the ignorant way of thinking.

JSS

June 14th, 2011
12:45 pm

Where’s Steve Howe and Pete Rose?

JSS

June 14th, 2011
12:46 pm

And Lenny Dykstera?

Sebastian

June 14th, 2011
12:47 pm

Mark Cuban needs to buy the Braves.

AZTEC

June 14th, 2011
12:54 pm

jeff you forgot to add ART MODELL to your hate list to vote on.

JSS

June 14th, 2011
12:56 pm

Hillbilly D
June 14th, 2011
11:39 am
“How could anybody hate Ty Cobb?”

Get a way back machine and ask that poor elevator attendent that he almost beat to death… Or the disabled fan that he attacked in the stands for heckling him. Or the opposing players that he spiked with regularity?

JSS

June 14th, 2011
12:58 pm

Laughing at Aztec, Jeff Schultz, remember that question from last summer?

DP

June 14th, 2011
12:59 pm

I’d eliminate Kobe because he doesn’t seem quite as arrogant and nasty as he used to be (recent homophobic slur of an NBA official notwithstanding) and because he played his butt off on the Olympic team. I’d eliminate Vick because as deplorable as his actions were I think he’s one of the few athletes or politicians who is actually sincerely remorseful for what he did as opposed to the fact that he got caught. I’d eliminate Canseco and Tyson because I think they’re more clowns than hateable at this point. And Canseco gets bonus points for ratting out McGwire, A-Rod and others as fellow steroid cheats.

The other 12 are too close to separate, any could easily get my vote, so I’ll give them 1/12 each. How is possible to determine who the biggest jerk is between the likes of Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Tiger Woods, LeBron James, Terrelle Owens, A-Rod, etc.? It’s like trying to decide who was more evil, Hitler or Stalin.

And Jim Tressel should have his own category for biggest sanctimonious phony cheater.

LeBrick

June 14th, 2011
12:59 pm

Cuban has tried to buy a Major League Team, the owners turned down his 100 million dollar more offer than the Ricketts offer to buy the Cubs. MLB doesn’t like him and won’t give him a team

SPIDER

June 14th, 2011
1:00 pm

BYU should get the death penalty from the NCAA for cheating on the field of play late in game that changed the outome of the game, but the rich MORMONS paid off the NCAA before the investigation could get started and beside the NCAA would rather worry about athletes selling their own personal items…what a joke the NCAA is.

Coach Grohbo

June 14th, 2011
1:02 pm

@silver britches,

The Georgia pen begins to leak ink in the third quarter and completely runs out in the fourth.

Gravy Train

June 14th, 2011
1:03 pm

I’m not carrying hate for anyone.

Buckeye, look, your team is circling the drain. I know it sucks, but come on, there is no need to project your negativity on the flagship team of this state.

ps: I saw the presser for the new coach. He’s suspect and you’re projecting.

Bulldog Joe

June 14th, 2011
1:05 pm

I wish we had a coach that our opponents hated.

Paul in RDU

June 14th, 2011
1:05 pm

I swear that people just looked at the list and didn’t read Jeff’s criteria for creating it. It is supposed to be a list of athletes (not managers, coaches, owners, etc) who have been active in the last 10 years. Every name on the list is an athlete who competed in the last 10 years.
Other people:
Pete Rose – hasn’t played in a game in 25 years – has been banned from baseball for 20 years
Gilbert – owner
Mark Cuban – owner
Art Modell – completely incompetent owner
Bill Laimbeer – hasn’t played in a game since 1993
John Rocker – could be on the list but not even close to being as successful an athlete as the majority of the names on the list

count_schemula

June 14th, 2011
1:15 pm

So, basically, Lebron meets the criteria. Punk butt and can’t walk the walk. Bingo!

Lebron

June 14th, 2011
1:21 pm

AJC Bloggers: I know you are all really envy me because I, after all, am the great Lebron James. I can’t help it if you regular people live lives of misery every day having to go to your “jobs” and all. You little people should be grateful that superior and sophisticated basketball athletes like me take the time to get out on the court — and then I am so generous, that I even let you common people watch me play.

P.S.: mommy gave me a name that sounds French.

Hank

June 14th, 2011
1:24 pm

I voted for Mr James as most hated just to be a wise guy and pile on. I really think he’s caught too much grief. It’s not like the guy robbed a bank or beat up his wife.

Dawglasville

June 14th, 2011
1:25 pm

jlewis – how many white athletes are there?

If this makes you feel better, I’m a white guy and here is how I would rank them

1. Bond’s because he cheated my favorite only sports hero – Hank Aaron.
2. Roethlisberger because if he is not a rapist he is a creep.
3. Clements jerk and cheated baseball.
4. McGuire cheated baseball. Happy when Bonds beat his record.
5. Lebron – full of himself. Love to see him and Wes Unsel in the post.
6. Favre – Diva.

Four of the top 6 I have in my list are also white. I was fat once. Assumed every in restaurants was laughing at me. Got skinny, realized that people still laugh at restaurants, and it had nothing to do with me. Now I’m old and fat and I don’t care anymore. I’m just happy to have the money to eat out. My point is this, there is not a motive behind everything.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

June 14th, 2011
1:35 pm

Good Stuff JS- Wish there was a MLB owner like Cuban, Turner was sort of like him back in the 90s. Wish we had him back. I voted for AROD, can’t stand the SOB!!

count_schemula

June 14th, 2011
1:35 pm

In the animal kingdom, it’s not called piling on. It’s called fresh kill. Lebron is fresh kill.

count_schemula

June 14th, 2011
1:36 pm

One of my favorite pictures in all of sports is a drunk Ted Turner grabbing the WS trophy and bending up all the flags. Just old school with it.