Countdown: Surrogate Uga, Serena (wowsa), pom-pom mom
The Count isn't spooked by Uga. Or Blue.
When The Count and I came to contractual terms on another season, we had to insert a clause that stated: “No items about dogs.” Here’s why: Otherworldly creatures have a thing about dogs. It’s true. I used to do the Ouija board a lot as a kid, I think because I was trying to look for another planet or another dimension or something in the space-time continuum that was more conducive to, well, me. But every time the family dog ran into the room, the spirit left the building. The spook was spooked. I think I asked a spirit about it once and he spelled out something about dogs being soul-less. Or maybe it was the flatulence. I forgot. Anyway, The Count and I agreed to the clause with one notable exception: All items relating to Uga were allowed. Which is why we are here this week. Until the next Uga comes along, we have a surrogate for all Bulldogs fans. Or is this a concern? We count down . . .
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10. While Georgia waits for Uga, a new dawg has taken over
Blue II is hogging the spotlight. Not good.
So Butler is in the Final Four again. By now, you know they’re the Bulldogs, too. But did you know they used to the Christians? Yes, they converted, apparently after having a really bad football season in 1919. But rather than change religions, they changes species. Then, only 81 years later, Butler had a novel thought: Hey, let’s get a bulldog to be the Bulldogs’ mascot! So, stealing a page from Georgia, Butler found a stray and named him Blue. (Just kidding. Actually, the dog had just run away from Bobby Knight in Bloomington.) Any way, Blue lasted a few years. Then in 2004 he was succeeded by Blue II. He attends most games but hasn’t been allowed to travel in this tournament because the NCAA said there wasn’t enough “space” in the arena. Actually, I believe suspicious transcripts were a factor. Or he was at Bruce Pearl’s barbecue. But the NCAA has approved Blue II being at the Final Four in Houston. And warning: His celebrity status will grow even more.
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9. The next Uga needs a Twitter page
There is no current Uga. Let’s just say it has been a bad run for doggies in Athens lately. Meanwhile, Georgia fans have only Russ from the Seiler Temp Agency to keep them company. And during this period of mourning, look what has happened: Blue II has his own Twitter page: @ButlerBlue2. He has his own blog: The Life and Times of Butler Blue II. He made the cover of Indianapolis Pet Guide. Georgia fans can look at this two ways: 1) Pull for Butler because it’s a cool story and they’re named the Bulldogs, too; or 2) pull against Butler because Blue II is hogging the spotlight. And somebody please look into the Seiler’s recruiting.
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8. Canseco charging $10 a minute to tell you why he’s not a fraud
Oh, those sneaky Cansecos. (I think Jose in the ugly green suit.)
Jose Canseco: How low can you go? He was supposed to fight in a celebrity boxing event at a south Florida casino Saturday. But he didn’t show. Canseco apparently sent his twin brother Ozzie Canseco — not that anybody was supposed to notice. Because of a battle between the financial parties that’s really not worth going into, Canseco told Ozzie to pretend he was him, show up and collect the $5,000. (Jose had already received the other $5,000). His brother said yes, of course, because being Jose Canseco’s brother generally isn’t as profitable as it used to be. So what was the tip-off that something was wrong? El Nuevo Herald, the Spanish version of the Miami Herald, quoted an unidentified fight official as saying when Ozzie took off his shirt, he “didn’t have José’s tattoos on the biceps that appear in our advertising.” Wait, this gets better! Go to Canseco’s Twitter site (@JoseCanseco) and you’ll find this post: “call 3108626309 if you want to know the truth about celebrity boxing all monies go to charity.” It’s a fan line. Canseco is charging $10 per minute for the call. “All monies go to charity”? Right. I’ll pass. But there is good news. I have an excuse to show Canseco getting clobbered again by kick boxer Hong Man Choi.
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7. Serena and her semi-porn debut (did that hook you in?)
This is what Serena looks like walking toward you. For what she looks like walking away, click the video.
The Count has never had a problem with women athletes who are willing to be objectified in advertising (and/or photo shoots) for money. Hey, if not for Jan Stephenson, I never would’ve watched women’s golf as a young bat. The Count once did a risque commercial for a blood bank. You know how it goes: Dracula knocks on the door; woman named Bambi wearing a naughty nighty answers; Dracula, wearing a wet see-through cape, asks for blood donations. It’s the usual cliche Hollywood love story. Anyways, Serena Williams did a commercial for the “Top Spin 4″ video game, and it is not suitable for the Cartoon Network. I think it was produced by one of those small production companies at a Holiday Inn Express in Van Nuys. You can hear and see it below. She wears a tight leotard and thigh-high boots. Her opponent wears leather and fishnet stockings. They both grunt a lot. I mean, really. Does it matter what they’re selling? The ad was rejected, but of course the game gets all of this free publicity. And fortunately, the ad lives on in various dark corners of YouTube:
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6. An update from the Four (Headless) Horsemen and Lou Holtz
Holtz when he resigned in 1996 (before probation hit).
In one of the strangest decisions ever for an academic institution, Notre Dame is going to give an honorary law degree to Lou Holtz — the only coach in the school’s history to get the Irish’s football program on probation. (Of course, he resigned in 1996, three years before the NCAA put the hammer down. Always seems to work that way for Lou.). Notre Dame seems to have forgotten all about the probation. Two years ago, a statue of Holtz was unveiled on campus. I’m sure canonization is just around the corner. I mean, OK, he sinned. But win a national championship and they’ll find a way to bury the bodies.
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5. So I guess the Braves’ (and The Count’s) street cred just went up
Braves decided this ad isn't so bad after all.
Wow, does The Count have that much power? Last week I received an email from my new tattoo pal Johnny Hollywood (stage name) of 13 Roses Tattoo in East Point. Johnny said that a few months back, he received a phone call asking if he wanted to purchase ad space in the Braves’ new yearbook. Being a baseball fan, he said yes. Then a strange thing happened. Hollywood received a call from the publishing company and was told that the ad was rejected. Why? Quoting from the email: “The Braves have specifically asked them to remove my ad and the shop as a sponsor – they do not want to be affiliated with a tattoo shop.” I asked the Braves about this policy Monday. Then a stranger thing happened. “Mysteriously, I just got a call today out of the blue, saying they’ve reversed their decision,” Hollywood said. “They said it was a misunderstanding. I don’t know how it could’ve been. The ad was right there. Did you say something?” Well, The Count doesn’t like to brag but . . . The Braves used the word “misunderstanding” with me as well. Not saying I’m the tattoo type. But they are far more mainstream now than they were 20 years ago. Hollywood says his shop has worked on some Falcons but not any Braves. “I’d love to be able to hand out some T-shirts and maybe talk to Eric Hinske,” he said. No surprise. In case you missed Hinske’s “living canvas” from my blog last spring, click here.
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4. Flushing out the truth (full credit to Boston Herald)
I'm not certain if Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein (or Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman) ever quoted somebody in the men's room.
A long-time friend of mine works in Boston, Ron Borges. Broke the New England Patriots Super Bowl drug story back in 1986. As good a reporter as I’ve ever known. Now he covers the NFL for the Boston Herald. So Ron was covering the NFL owners meetings in New Orleans last week and, well, nature called. And there he sat, on his throne at the Roosevelt Hotel in the public restroom, when in walked NFL attorney Bob Batterman. Borges apparently is an expert in voice recognition. Even when he’s multi-tasking. He heard Batterman tell another league official: “Now we settle in for the long battle. I thought we had a chance to avoid it a couple of weeks ago, but it didn’t happen.” So much for any thought that this lockout was going to be quick. I sense NFL execs will be more truthful in the bathroom than a press conference. Meanwhile, still checking to see if the Pulitzer committee is convening for a special award for Borges’ resourcefulness.
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3. Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Godfather . . . and My Mother The Cheerleader
Coming to big screen: Pom-pom mom. (Bengals.com)
Hollywood — the town, not the tattoo dude — must be really desperate for story lines. New Line Cinema is planing to make a movie on Laura Vikmanis, the 42-year-old mother of two and Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader. Now, this is nothing against Ms. Vikmanis, especially given how she looks at the age of 42 (and let’s hope Mrs. Count is not reading this). But a movie? One of the screenwriters, Kathy Greenberg, called it, “a feel good populist story in the vein of the ‘Blind Side.’” Right. Michael Oher, an African American, grew up in poverty, had a drug-addicted mother, grew up in several foster homes, eventually was raised by white family and later starred at Ole Miss and the NFL. And then there is Vikmanis — white divorced mother of two who thought cheering would be fun. Yeah. I see the parallels. Here’s Ms. Vikmanis from a radio interview with WLW in Cincinnati: “I was in the process of a divorce, which took a very long time. During that time, I said to myself, ‘I am so unhappy. What can I do to really get myself back to myself and really enjoy myself in life?’ Finally, I went to a game and I saw the cheerleaders down on the field and I said, ‘I think I can do that.’” This is probably too challenging for Meryl Streep. One final note: Greenberg and co-writer Emily Cook are famous for “Ratatouille” and “Gnomeo and Juliet” — both cartoon movies.
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2. While we’re on the subject of performance-enhancements . . .
Bell in a business suit. You can Google for better pictures.
One of Barry Bonds’ defense lawyers, Cristina Arguedas, tried to discredit the damaging steroid testimony of Kimberly Bell by accusing Bonds’ former girlfriend of trying to profit from the broken relationship by posing nude for Playboy. Bell, of course, was relieved. She had thought she was going to have to testify about her own body being artificially enhanced.
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1. And finally . . .
Anthony Johnson, a wide receiver at Columbia University, has been arrested for buying 42 fake IDs from a company out of China. He planned to sell them at a profit to his friends. Even if Johnson is kicked off the football team, he may earn credit hours toward an MBA.
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126 comments Add your comment
povox
March 28th, 2011
10:25 pm
right on
D A DoubleU G
March 28th, 2011
10:27 pm
Nice work Jeffrey Schultz.
Take tomorrow off for your inspiring non-procrastinating display of work.
Reid Adair
March 28th, 2011
10:50 pm
The return of The Count … yes!!!! Glad to hear the Braves resolved the “misunderstanding” with your friend, the tattoo artist. Funny how the Braves were so much more fun when they had the huge Hooters billboard in right field, different ownership and, of course, a different general manager.
How about Lindsay Lohan to play Laura Vikmanis?
PMC
March 28th, 2011
11:10 pm
The braves don’t want to be associated with a Tattoo shop?
Really? Somebody tell Kris Medlin; Hudson and Hinske among others.
Being associated with the slime balls at liberty media is less family friendly than a tattoo shop.
PMC
March 28th, 2011
11:11 pm
Guess they needed his add space to beg more people to buy tickets.
5150 UOAD
March 28th, 2011
11:16 pm
NOW that is what a REAL BULLDAWG looks like. Not that fat slob ready to die mutt UGA sits on a bag of ICE and calls a mascot.
SONNY look at what a BULLDAWG should look like. I do admit the Uga’s have the same BODY TYPE of most UGA fans.
James Adams
March 28th, 2011
11:19 pm
Ummm. Can someone please explain to me how anyone that isn’t a lesbian can find EITHER of the Williams sisters attractive? They are hideously built and have voices like drag queens. I don’t get it. I like my women to be…womanly. And now a 42 year old cheerleader that is pushing it to be a 7? Slipping, Jeff, slipping. At least I know now who the Joker’s mom is.
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 28th, 2011
11:19 pm
Now that Butler I. She was one fine lookin’ bitch.
- Russ I
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 28th, 2011
11:21 pm
5150 UOAD,
Too soon, man.
- Russ I
rpdawg
March 28th, 2011
11:22 pm
you sir are a fool. why would you even write about another dog in a paper published in the state of Georgia. there is only oneDawg in college sports and he resides in the state of Georgia. A new UGA will soon rule the land and all will be well in the world again. And you wonder why your readership is down. this news paper needs to get over itself and support the local teams, even those bees in Atlanta.
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 28th, 2011
11:24 pm
James,
I like how those Williams sisters sweat and pant.
So maybe I am just a lesbian trapped in a dog’s body.
- Russ I
Gators for Richt
March 28th, 2011
11:27 pm
Wow – That Butler Bulldog – BlueII – has real teeth – unlike the bullpups out of Athens!
What horrible shape the UGA sports program is in – lead by the football team.
– athletic director caught DUI and with Red panties!
– Football team continued the downward slide – could not even beat us this year – and we sucked!
– UCF debacle
– UCF debacle
– UCF debacle
– 6-7??? ha…ha.ha…..ha.ha.ha……..ha.ha.ha.ha!!!!! UCF????
– uga BASEBALL sucks!
– BAsketball team better competitive – but against decent teams (over 500 – had a so/so record) good thing for the Augusta states of the world.
– Gymnastics looks good – but just not the same anymore- probably the 3rd best team in the SEC – behind Florida and Alabama
– So where does UGA have a decent team – Softball!!!
Got to admit it – the only UGA team that has a sporting chance to make a run at a title this year is softball. This team is actually damn good!
NO Uga – the last few had no teeth anyway.
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Go Gators!!!!
James Adams
March 28th, 2011
11:29 pm
They have more testosterone than your average NFL team. They are disgusting. If you are a man and find them attractive, well, you might want to re-examine yourself. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Gravy Train
March 28th, 2011
11:37 pm
Blue II looks to be in better shape than the previous three Ugas. Perhaps the Seilers need to widen the gene pool for the next Uga. Uga used to be athletic and scrappy. He lunged at Smokey and players from the opponent’s team. The last couple have looked like poster-dogs for an anti-cholesteral campaign. Can’t we just have an Uga to be proud of instead of hoping Uga would just wake up, stand up and bark? Is that too much to ask of the mascot of all the Bulldog Nation?
It Ain't Rocket Science
March 28th, 2011
11:39 pm
I am no dog expert but I think the Butler dog might be an american bullldog. This is a pure breed, where as Uga’ are English bullodgs and are hybreds. Information on it is available if you google it.They have a 5-6 year lifespan at most. Most specific bred dogs and most animals bred that way, alll seem to be shorter lived than a pure bred dog.
As for 5150. I would not be so fast to once again make negative comments about anything to do with UGA. How many damn yellow jackets, does tech. bring to a game? Must be the stingerless kind. I guess they are imitations of real bees. They certainly haven’t inspired fear for the last few years.
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 28th, 2011
11:41 pm
Now I am hearing the Lou Holtz statue will be a fountain.
Eeeww.
- Russ I
Najeh Davenpoop
March 28th, 2011
11:48 pm
To James Adams: here’s the simple explanation. Serena has junk in the trunk. Badonkadonk. Dumps like a truck, truck, truck, et cetera. That makes up for a lot of things.
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 28th, 2011
11:49 pm
Bulldogs and the hardwood don’t mix very well.
Those Houston folks ain’t gonna like this.
- Russ !.
5150 UOAD
March 28th, 2011
11:50 pm
At now 45 I can CHEER for that 42 year old mom of 2. I would hope more women of her age want to join Team MILF. I bet if she has a son or sons there are requests for sleepovers a lot. It would seem funny for fathers of 16-17 yr old guys to drive their sons to the house for the sleep overs. Would that be wrong? DAD just wants to make sure it is a safe environment for his some to spend the night at. Right?
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 28th, 2011
11:54 pm
Jeff,
Did you email Johnny back to ask if he advertises with Ohio State, too?
Or is that a given?
- Russ I
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 28th, 2011
11:56 pm
Jeff,
I was thinking more along the lines of “Laura does Cincinnati”.
- Russ I
GT Dude
March 28th, 2011
11:58 pm
Serena is either hard up for the money or has an ego bigger than her not so dainty derriere…
5150 UOAD
March 28th, 2011
11:59 pm
Russ
I think with a few hours work Johnny can allow you to avoid the Krylon Paint Job before the games. It stings a little, but it beats being painted every week. You could hang around long enough to earn a winning record MAYBE.
The 1 and Only 5150 P.O.A.D
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
12:02 am
Just trying to figure out if the Borges story reminds me more of the bathroom scene from Eddie Murphy’s “Trading Places” or the bathroom scene from “Austin Powers”…
- Russ I
5150 UOAD
March 29th, 2011
12:03 am
Russ you could even get an Auburn Cheerleader’s Lip print added to your derrière.
-5150 P.O.A.D but never on RUSS I
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
12:12 am
5150,
Well that depends on which side of Lumpkin Street Charles takes me on the night before the game.
If it’s the townies and the art freaks on the west side, it’s tattoo time. If it’s the frat boys and the sorostitutes on the east side, well it’s the krylon, again.
- Russ I
- Russ I.
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
12:18 am
Jeff,
If you can hook Johnny Hollywood up with the consecutive Cansecos, they might just cut you in on the 5,000 bucks.
Think about it.
- Russ I
Paul in RDU
March 29th, 2011
12:39 am
A WR from Columbia U was buying fake IDs from China? Was he going to sell them out of a suitcase at the corner of 6th and 50th – you could buy fake Guccis and Rolexes from China last time I was in Midtown Manhattan.
I dig....
March 29th, 2011
12:47 am
Venus and serena too, even tho serena could pass for ray lewis….
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
1:40 am
Blue II is a fine looking bulldog, but he’s no UGA. And yes, I know that may mean he lives longer. But genes are genes.
And this may be…no, I’m SURE it will be the only time I ever agree with 5150, but Serena looks like a tranny. A cute and glamorous one (for a tranny), who’s had excellent surgery, and such. But one nonetheless. Najeh, I like junk in the trunk as much as most folks, but it should at least look like a FEMALE badonkadonk. And while I doubt I’d want to talk to her longer than five minutes at most, the Cincinnati cheer mom definitely displays Milfish qualities.
Now, back to a subject I have to bring up every year it seems: Reid Adair, I can understand you questioning Frank Wren’s judgment about a couple of free agent signings his first year here. If you actually took the effort to look at the whole picture at the time, you’d understand why he did what he did, but I can understand your snap judgment. Last year when his plan became clearer and yet you railed on and on about Wren like Robert does about Bobby Cox, it was more confusing; you stood out much like someone who had a bitter personal struggle with the man. But if you can honestly look at this year’s team and the depth of starting pitching, bullpen, and position players AND a stocked farm system to boot after only three years of taking over the destruction of the entire team and pipeline JS left him with and say he isn’t a fine GM, then I think you must either be trolling or functionally retarded. I’ve seen you make intelligent posts regarding the Falcons and Hawks, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re a troll. If not, I’d REALLY like to know what he did to your friends and/or family, and if so, I’m sorry for feeding you.
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
1:42 am
I forgot to mention doing all that with a heavily slashed payroll. ANYONE can be Brian Cashman.
wxwax
March 29th, 2011
2:03 am
Blue II looks healthy. A darn sight healthier than any of the Uga’s have looked.
wxwax
March 29th, 2011
2:07 am
One of these days, Jeff, you’re going to write something positive about a woman who isn’t a relative.
Scratch that. No you won’t. You can’t.
JSS
March 29th, 2011
2:54 am
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
1:40 am
“Serena looks like a tranny. A cute and glamorous one (for a tranny).”
Better that she look like that than those sack of bones that you and your ilk use night vision cameras to make hidden camera sex tapes of to watch on the internet!
You guys go down the same slippery slope all the time. Stop it… And you really don’t want to hear what others say about you guys who are always running that clandestine racist garbage do you? And it always ends with you whimpering in a corner begging for a purple or blue pill… And even that won’t make up for not having the equipment or the stamina to get the job done… So stick to what think you know, you’ll “never” be ready for the big time!
JSS
March 29th, 2011
3:02 am
Dream girl… There’s your dream girl!
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/07/skeleton.jpg
JSS
March 29th, 2011
3:18 am
@ Jeff Schultz…
You do know that Kathy Greenberg is the creator of “The L Word?” Oh it is New Line that’s producing it too… Richard and Laura Donner are helming it. Yeah, it’s that Richard Donner, the Lethal Weapon one…
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
4:53 am
JSS, I always knew you were a dumb@$$; your record speaks for itself. But when I read through that last pathetic missive, I was truly amazed. Yeah, I join more than half of American males in that I don’t think women with 28″ biceps and an Adam’s apple are particularly attractive. I don’t like women that can bench press more than me, whatever color they are. Gosh, you know I’m not even into white women that look like men either. But you taking your KFC-cashier-level IQ and translating that into “Well, because you don’t share my barely concealed bisexuality and deeply seated white guilt towards this manly looking black woman, then you must not like attractive black women either and are thus (if you knew the word) a racist. And on top of that, a dried up old white man who needs a pill.” Umm, no. The kind of borderline short bus cr@p you’re spewing is the kind of thing usually only dried up old guilty white men who need a pill spew when they can’t do something more interesting away from a computer.
I’d take this opportunity to really check you (because believe me you’re as wide open for it as anyone I’ve ever seen), but you’re so genuinely pathetic I’d feel like I was kicking a cripple.
You sad, sad little man.
Jackets 2011
March 29th, 2011
5:51 am
You’re funny as usual Jeff.
One thing worse than losing a wallet is losing one’s sense of humor.
You know I didn’t like Serena and Venus much their first years on the tennis scene but it finally dawned on me they were American tennis stars that would come through with championships.
Since Agassi and Sampras retired, there hasn’t be much on the male side to cheer.
I have to wonder if the Williams sisters aren’t some kind of psyche test (the one that starts with an R) for males.
I like them myself.
They’re winners.
Serena cheers me up every other winter when she wins the Australian Open.
QWDH
March 29th, 2011
6:47 am
Um, Grinch, I think you would be surprised by JSS’s demographic, so to speak.
5150 is a moron
March 29th, 2011
7:05 am
@ 5150. you are an idiot and you prove it every day with your numerous idiotic blogs on every blog. But njow you have gone beyond your normal stupidity..With your post above it seems obvious that you are attracted to certain canine body types. I hope your dog has been neutered so you wont try any funny business with him.
UOAD—Unbelievably Oral Around Dogs
null
March 29th, 2011
7:05 am
“Serena Williams” and “sexy” in the same sentence? What. The. Fudge? Her and her sister look like the Geico cavemen!
Boobie Bowden
March 29th, 2011
7:31 am
Jeff, you are right. I have always associated dawgs with excessive flatulence, and that is just from the front end.
JoeFann
March 29th, 2011
7:40 am
Sorry, Jeff, I mean Count. Georgia still wins. BU has Butler Blue II. GWTW had Bonnie Blue Butler. Frankly, my dear…….
Buckeye
March 29th, 2011
7:48 am
Now Blue II is one fine dog!!
Dr Richard Handler, M.D. Urologist
March 29th, 2011
7:50 am
Sarge, might be one of your best yet.
JacketLady
March 29th, 2011
7:56 am
BlueII is an English bulldog not an American bulldog. Same as UGA, just looks to be in better shape.
Mountin Dawg
March 29th, 2011
8:29 am
I’m apparently a day late in reading this, but a good light reading to start my Tuesday. Had some chuckles out of some off the bloggers, but it is all good. That and a strong cup of coffee.
Dawgs for Muschamp and Buffet Boy
March 29th, 2011
8:34 am
Lose a HOF coach-check
Replace him with a UGA grad who has ZERO wins-check
Hire a 400 pound buffet line destroyer as OC who singlehandedly took ND football down the tubes-check
We welcome your new staff with open arms and look forward to the Dawgs domination over the next few years.
Sincerely,
DAWGS FOR MUSCHAMP AND BUFFET BOY
DawginLex
March 29th, 2011
8:38 am
Jeff, you are stuck with me blogging over on your blog since Tim Tucker has apparently banned me. I guess one of my urinating contests with a TROLL got out of hand.
If you could put in a good word for me, I’d appreciate it.
I’m only obnoxious on days ending in “Y”
Asheville Dawg
March 29th, 2011
8:38 am
the Count is back and all is right with the world, aside from those pesky problems in Japan or the middle east.
keith
March 29th, 2011
8:47 am
Let’s make Blue II an offer…you never know
gdawginkalamazoo
March 29th, 2011
8:47 am
Alright Jeff you convinced me I’ll go with Blue II and the Butler Bulldogs.
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
8:50 am
keith,
That dog will BITE you!
- Russ I
dawgfan
March 29th, 2011
8:52 am
The bulldog is a very common mascot. Miss. St., Fresno St., and Yale are also bulldogs just off the top of my head. I’m sure there are others like Butler. Every time some other bulldog not named UGA is in the news for something the AJC does some lame piece like this to rile up Georgia fans. Its about as original as a musical number on Glee. Jeff Schultz is not funny.
Thanks.
DawginLex
March 29th, 2011
8:58 am
Lindsay Lohan playing Laura?
Yuck.
How about Kim Basinger, a DGD?????????
Bob
March 29th, 2011
9:07 am
Schultz, that’s a bit of the pot calling the kettle black isn’t it? If you can get your own blog then a Cincinatti Bengals cheerleader can get her own movie. There’s your parallel pal.
atlpaddy
March 29th, 2011
9:09 am
Umm, I think the tattoo shop is in EAST ATLANTA, not East Point. I know that most AJC writers aren’t too familiar with Atlanta, but that’s a pretty egregious error.
JSS
March 29th, 2011
9:15 am
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
4:53 am
“I don’t like women that can bench press more than me, whatever color they are. ”
Sounds like you need to hit the gym Cha-Cha! I think there’s an app for that!
Arthur Redding, Jr.
March 29th, 2011
9:15 am
This dog appears to be an earnest, hard-working young fellow, but he clearly lacks the gravitas, the aristocratic heft of the Uga line.
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
9:24 am
Art,
We all know Brindle is beautiful!
- Russ I
npgator
March 29th, 2011
9:24 am
That cheerleader is HOT!
Dr. Phil
March 29th, 2011
9:26 am
Maybe a blazer for Russ would cover up that unsightly “mark of Cain” and preclude the butt painting. Tattoos are apparently included in football scholarships at some schools and are definitely main stream. There was a horror movie in the 1950’s called “The 50-foot Woman.” I can’t remember if she was radioactive like the ants and Godzilla, but Serena would be a great choice for the remake.
Hedley Lamarr
March 29th, 2011
9:27 am
I’ll go see the Laura Vikmanis movie!!
NC Dawg
March 29th, 2011
9:32 am
You know it’s a slow news day when you write about…….
tiger7_88
March 29th, 2011
10:05 am
The difference between the Butler Bulldog, Blue, and UGa:
Blue can actually stand.
Blue can actually walk.
Blue is NOT a fat tub of heart-attack prone dog goo.
Way to go, Blue!
always high
March 29th, 2011
10:05 am
The Grinch has successfully neutered JSS and the much less obnoxious, yet equally annoying Reid Adair. JSS knocked out in the first round. LMAO!
Raider1990
March 29th, 2011
10:07 am
Jeff, the count has to do something on the sports writer pimp in the northeast. PLEASE!
JSS
March 29th, 2011
10:22 am
always high
March 29th, 2011
10:05 am
“The Grinch has successfully neutered JSS and the much less obnoxious, yet equally annoying Reid Adair. JSS knocked out in the first round. LMAO!”
You are “always high!” A dude says he scared of a woman because he can’t bench press more than her and you think that is a come back? A so-called man who can’t even get enough hormones to figure out typed that he pretty much is afraid of any woman that can’t physically overwhelm… Whew, I just got hit by a Barney! Now go back to watching “Dazed and Confused” for the 1,000th time…
Mag
March 29th, 2011
10:22 am
serena worlds sexiest tennis player? haha not. not even close. she’s in the bottom 20%.
Russ The Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
10:25 am
Internet tough guys.
Bless their hearts.
- Russ I
never high
March 29th, 2011
10:26 am
I agree with always high. An excellent discription of jss.
Nicely done, Grinch.
JSS
March 29th, 2011
10:27 am
always high
March 29th, 2011
10:05 am
“The Grinch has successfully neutered JSS”
They’re still hanging…
collegeballfan
March 29th, 2011
10:28 am
Speaking of Blue, here is an old folk song, author unknown:
“I had a dog and his name was blue
I had a dog and his name was blue
I had a dog and his name was blue
Betcha five dollars he’s a good ‘un too
Here Blue, you good dog you
Shouldered my gun and i tooted my horn
Gonna find a possum in the new ground corn
Old Blue barked and I went to see
Cornered a possum up in a tree
Old Blue died and he died so hard
Shook the ground in my backyard
Dug his grave with a silver spade
Lowered him down with links of chain
Every link I did call his name
Here Blue, you good dog you
Here Blue, I’m a-coming there too.”
The Joan Baez recording is by far the best.
Russ, the Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
10:29 am
There’s another Russ TM blogging here but that doesn’t bother me all that much. I’ve always had to compete. It’s not easy being a UGA mascot without the pure white a$$ and Jabba the Hut look. They called Terry Forster a tub of goo but, really, the tubs of goo are the Ugas of late. Can you say heart attack? This guy Blue looks like a healthy bulldog . . . sorta like me, don’t you think? I hope he does well at the Final Four and I hope there are no puddles courtside when he leaves.
big o
March 29th, 2011
10:31 am
JS you are one crazy dude !!! This is funny stuff !!! On another note I heard you got blasted byy the Braves CEO on tv the other day but me along with the bloggers enjoyed the piece on pending Braves Sale. Now just tell Cox to buy the team
Scott
March 29th, 2011
10:34 am
Man, does the AJC not have editors any more?
Elihu
March 29th, 2011
10:34 am
Columbia is the dirtiest program in the country!
Give them the death penalty!
Nom Nom Nom
March 29th, 2011
10:35 am
Small point of clarification for you tattoo freaks and Jeff. 13 Roses is in East ATLANTA, not East POINT (even says so in the ad). Don’t want you to get lost when looking for that new tribal tattoo or tramp stamp for your girl.
CFB
March 29th, 2011
10:36 am
When is Tony Barnhart coming back?
juvenal
March 29th, 2011
10:37 am
notre shame gave an honorary degree to a pro-choice pol……
Russ, the Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
10:39 am
What’s Blue’s arrest record look like? Does he party with the players? Has he served time with the running backs on the football team? Does Butler have any running backs? Are they like the ones we have? So many questions. What’s a little dog got to do to get a full time gig?
Russ, the Temporary Mascot
March 29th, 2011
10:41 am
Blue may soon be the most famous bulldog mascot out there. I am only a Temp. Ugas drop dead at an alarming rate. I wonder if sitting on ice all the time is killing us off one-by-one?
DGAD
March 29th, 2011
10:45 am
Fake IDs from China??? What happened to the days when you could get a great fake ID made right here in the good ole’ US of A. I weep for our country.
@James Adams: Amen brother!!! For women, fit is sexy, muscular just ain’t right!!!!
Jeff Schultz
March 29th, 2011
10:50 am
Good morning. The Count is just checking in on: “JSS vs. The World.” This is almost as good as the Bonds trial. JSS: When did you first meet Greg Anderson and are you now, or have you ever, dated Kimberly Bell?
Jeff Schultz
March 29th, 2011
10:51 am
D A DoubleU G — Thanks.
Jeff Schultz
March 29th, 2011
10:52 am
Russ The Temporary Mascot — First, sorry for my little shot at you. I know you’re just doing your job … Secondly, Johnny Hollywood is a bidness man. He’ll go where he can sell.
I Hate Boney Women
March 29th, 2011
10:53 am
Serena – YOU ARE A GODDESS!
Jeff Schultz
March 29th, 2011
10:54 am
JSS — Never seen “The L Word.” Don’t have Showtime.
Jeff Schultz
March 29th, 2011
10:54 am
Jackets2011 — Thank you.
Jeff Schultz
March 29th, 2011
10:55 am
JoeFann — That’s OK. My wife called me Count this morning. Come to think of it, she called me Bob last week and Fred the week before. Wait a minute …
Jeff Schultz
March 29th, 2011
10:56 am
DawginLex — I guess you’re not banned here. Either that or my security guard is asleep at his post again. Sometimes I forget to feed him.
Jeff Schultz
March 29th, 2011
10:58 am
Scott –No. And you won’t find the bodies.
JSS
March 29th, 2011
11:03 am
@ Jeff Schultz…
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/nets-line-up-shows-nfl-171868
“JSS: When did you first meet Greg Anderson and are you now, or have you ever, dated Kimberly Bell?”
I was in New Zealand, and I plead the fifth…
JSS
March 29th, 2011
11:10 am
@ Jeff Schultz…
If you ever use Netflix, Season 5 Episode 11 “Lunar Cycle.”
1eyedJack
March 29th, 2011
11:13 am
10. Blue II looks like a good dog, and healthy.
8. Canseco is less than a sleazebag.
7. I…..like big butts and I can not lie….you other brothers can’t deny…..
6. Granny Holtz….say it, don’t spray it.
5. Speaking of tattoos, how’s Peter Moylan doing?
4. We could have sure used AJ Green and Houston this year. Looks like they’ll be taking a year of unpaid leave.
3. M.I.L.F.
1. “Risky Business”
Flatulent Old Dawg
March 29th, 2011
11:21 am
Heck Schultzie, Notre Dame was the only school that Holtz didn’t crap on while he was still the coach (Probation not counted). Blue – You sure that isn’t a cull form the UGA line…gee, that mutt is ugly even by Seilers standards.
always high
March 29th, 2011
11:31 am
JSS, I’m not laughing with you…I’m laughing at you! You know Serena is a beast with a hairy back. Little thin-skinned fella’s like you need a big beast to protect them. Grinch skewererd you! BAM!
dawgfacedboy
March 29th, 2011
11:51 am
Pushing it to be a 7??!?!?!? I wouldn’t call her a 10 but just the fact that she’s had 2 kids and is 42 makes her a strong 8 in my book!! Definitely would not roll over in the morning after drinking with any regrets I can tell you that!!
1eyedJack
March 29th, 2011
11:57 am
Women who reach the age of 42 and still look like that are few and far between.
Joey
March 29th, 2011
12:05 pm
1eyedJack, either:
a) You wife doesn’t know your handle, or
b) She’s younger than 42
1eyedJack
March 29th, 2011
12:11 pm
Joey, she don’t read too good nohow. If I was to cobble together one from parts I’d stick the old lady’s head on that body.
JSS
March 29th, 2011
12:28 pm
“Laughing at me?” Oh, I know that you’re trying to piggy back on that fool.Only a silly person like you would confuse that moronic 3rd grade slap that you posted as anything but that on the matter.
Just to clear up to a point for you. I’ve never need to have a woman, man, dog, moose, or college mascot to have my back or fight my battles. See, I’m not going to use that tired “everyone is brave behind a computer screen or smart phone” excuse. No one is anonymous here, you can be found out in a few strokes.
Your little boy diatribe which likens a grown woman to a “hairy beast” spoke volumes. Just like that spineless hepper of palaver gender and sexuality based slights fools no one. You and those of you who think that shooting you *#$ while watching for picture of some malnourished just past puberty girl on a blog post each Tuesday is a worthy pursuit, that is all you’ve got!
That man (and I use the word loosely) is a bigot, and worse off, a scared one at that… Every prejudice is on display, and so are yours…
Like I said: “They’re (my gonads) are still hanging!” The Grinch ain’t Jackie Sherrill, and neither are you!
bamafan
March 29th, 2011
12:39 pm
Jeff – most honorary degrees are “Doctor of Laws” or “Doctor of Letters” – neither has anything to do with a “law degree.” A law degree is a JD (’Juris doctor’). Having said that, the decision to honor Holtz is one that defies logic…….maybe it is because he quit before breaking Knute Rockne’s record for wins?
Hillbilly Deluxe
March 29th, 2011
1:04 pm
What a line up we have today…..
I’m not on Twitter but I’m guessing the dog may be as literate and have as much to say as most folks, on there.
To be Jose Canseco’s brother must be a burden in it’s own right but I think being is twin would be a special form of torture. How come his twin never made it to the Majors?
From seeing some of the Adult Swim content that shows on the Cartoon Network, I can’t believe anything would be “not suitable” for them.
You’d think Bob Batterman would know that loose lips sink ships. The first thing I was taught as a child was to always keep my mouth shut and my ears open. I don’t have a law degree, though.
One of the screenwriters, Kathy Greenberg, called it, “a feel good populist story in the vein of the ‘Blind Side.’”
And if you can get enough good looking women on the screen, it’s bound to sell tickets.
Anthony Johnson, a wide receiver at Columbia University, sounds like he has a big future running a poultry plant or a carpet mill.
juvenal
March 29th, 2011
1:56 pm
don’t ban Lex, or D A, either-they do 90% of the decent discourse from the dark side……..
PreyDawg
March 29th, 2011
2:00 pm
James is a blubbering idiot or blind if he thinks that Cheerleader mom is a 7. Face it Jimmy. She wouldnt give you a second look anyway. She is at least an 8.5.
Fl;atwoods Dawg
March 29th, 2011
2:44 pm
A better movie would be about Candy Cravesitt. A big chested stripper with a pure heart and big dreams. Fighting for the pole dancing championship while battling against the heartbreak of hemorrhoids. Now, that would be a feel good populist story.
Joey
March 29th, 2011
2:56 pm
I think I read the book about Candy . . .
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
3:21 pm
Good lord, JSS; take a valium. Your last post was the second time you referenced skinny or pre-pubescent women as the only apparent alternative to Serena Williams, and you’re continuing to violently assert that anyone who doesn’t find her attractive is a racist. So, the fact that you keep insisting you don’t like skinny white women isn’t racist/prejudiced by your own narrow standards? Here’s a little lesson about diversity: the world is full of attractive women of all shapes, sizes, colors and genetic backgrounds. I’m fond of many of them, and I don’t particularly care which demographic they belong to when I associate with them. We all have different tastes, and that’s OK with most people. I think Serena looks manly, and that doesn’t turn me on. That infuriates you that I don’t share your tastes for some reason, and you insist I’m a racist. I’d recommend you actually try being with a woman or two of different types just to see what it’s like, but I imagine that would be pretty difficult for you if your personality in the real world is anything like the terribly frustrated, impotent, silly little pseudo-intellectual hermit that you pose as here. If ESPN the Magazine is your only sexual outlet, then that would explain your point of view. If I was in that situation and had to choose which photo shoot to get excited about between Serena or Derrick Jeter, I’d probably pick Serena too. I don’t begrudge you that, my man; just know that there are all sorts of wonderful and interesting things going on outside your mother’s basement. I know; I was upstairs just this morning. Sorry about the noise.
Flatwoods Dawg
March 29th, 2011
3:45 pm
the Grinch
I prefer women with some junk in their trunk. Serena has a rumpthat could shelter small children during a summer thunderstorm.
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
3:48 pm
More power to you, Dawg! I like a little junk myself occasionally; just prefer a little more jiggle to it.
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
4:00 pm
Nothin’ wrong with that…I just prefer a little more jiggle. To each his own.
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
4:00 pm
Nothing wrong with that; I just prefer a little more jelly. To each his own.
Joey
March 29th, 2011
4:31 pm
Grinch, do you not realize that JSS has a crystal ball that allows him to know that you are a “fool” as well as a “scared bigot?”
JSS is also so perceptive, a random post on a sports blog tells him volumes about the poster, such as, “You and those of you who think that shooting you *#$ while watching for picture of some malnourished just past puberty girl on a blog post each Tuesday is a worthy pursuit . . .”
JSS seems to know a lot about those types of pasttimes . . .
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
4:47 pm
Good point…and since Jeff is the one posting those pics every Tuesday then by JSS’s reasoning Jeff must also be a tasteless pedophile like the rest of us…shame on you, Jeff! Showing us that “malnourished just past puberty girl” that’s 42 and has two kids! How dare you assert two different kinds of women can be attractive in the same countdown, you open-minded individual, you! I mean, you racist pedophile! Um, they mean the same thing, don’t they?
JSS
March 29th, 2011
5:16 pm
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
3:21 pm
“So, the fact that you keep insisting you don’t like skinny white women isn’t racist/prejudiced by your own narrow standards?”
“We all have different tastes, and that’s OK with most people.” And that is where you should have stopped, but you didn’t. Instead you took a turn that was beyond the pale. And then your bigoted acolytes jumped on your rickety processional trying to lackey up to that crap…
You are so clownish that you keep trying to “infer” your prejudice “skinny white women” on to me. I won’t lose any sleep waiting for you to find where I said it… Read this very carefully, I don’t care if it is Paris Hilton or a poor anorexic girl. No matter what their cultural race, yeah that is a problem. You do realize that Karen Carpenter must be your dream girl? A woman chooses what she feels is “womanly” to her. But keep insisting that it is “but it should at least look like a FEMALE badonkadonk.” OK genius, when they run Peachtree this, go get at the front of the line when the a Kenyan or Ethiopian female claims the crown and ask for a date! Yeah, I didn’t think so!
You are either mentally ill or just totally culturally tone death! So which is it? You moron, I think Siouxy Sioux is hot! That is her (Serena’s) body type (like her mother and her late sister), if there were not Venus (whose body type is like her father), then people could say something. It would be equally as stupid; but it could be a point. But they, like Martina before them do everything to get in optimum physical shape. I applaud that! When she hits a runway, ain’t a darn thing wrong with her “western style female womanly look.”
Now, bigot, I’m going to address your blog slights.
Serena Williams does not “excited me.” I’m a 48 year old man. Beyonce Knowles does not excite me. You know why? Because I have a four nieces their age. That is the difference between being “grown” and being a pervert. I wish the young fellas well in their pursuit of that, if that rocks their boat.
” I’d recommend you actually try being with a woman or two of different types just to see what it’s like”
I’m have been alive since 1962. Single and dating from 1976 till when I got married 1992. And I dated women of every hue, from each region on this planet and have been to each of the continents with the exception of Antarctica. My scope is wide and it still is… When my wife died in 2006, I did my time in grief. I’ve sent to two step sons to China to study in the last 3 years. You don’t know me, I told you before, stick to “what you think you know!” But because you’re a straight bigot, it will always be skewed and will exude a cultural and sexual prejudice… The only thing that has ever frustrated me in my life is that I could not cure sickle cell anemia so my beautiful heart could not spend one day without knowing physical pain. You don’t have a clue, and you shame yourself every time you try to be snide…
I can care less about the Evil 4 letter and what they display on their pages to sheep like you… So your trying to compare the physique of “Derek” Jeter (you seem to have a problem with spelling it) and Serena Williams? One word: ophthalmologist, please go and visit one. We already know you have problems, Big Ones! Maybe that will help with your problem with measurements (”28 inches), so do you need me to link up a Crowd Cut coupon for you? I don’t want you to break your penny bank…
“I know; I was upstairs just this morning. Sorry about the noise.”
I hope you had a good time, you must have been in my attic and I know you and that squirrel were making a lot of noise. I know little Grey Squirrel was looking might unsatisfied when he trying to get down the pecan tree. Maybe you should have spread your tight cheeks wider? I live in a ranch…
Oh yeah, it is FLAME ON! I’m going to burn you like Dresden! Now, try to get the last word again… And now go look up what the word: “bigot” really means before trying to infer another meaning on to it…
JSS
March 29th, 2011
5:55 pm
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
4:47 pm
“Jeff must also be a tasteless pedophile like the rest of us…shame on you, Jeff.”
That is the first honest statement you ever made… Jeff Schultz knows where I stand on that parade of way too young girls that use to be a regular drool fest for the pedophiles amongst you bloggers… He’s done a lot better with the exception of that Central Florida thing last December…
@ Joel…
Type in “Chris Phillips no money” on Google… That accompanying quote will sum you up… Mind your own business…
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
6:14 pm
You certainly are one amusing sociopath. Watching you try to put your “thoughts” to virtual paper is like watching a bad stand-up comedian flopping in his own muck-sweat to a silent crowd…uncomfortably tragic but hard to look away from nonetheless. You’re an absolute dumpster fire.
I’ll not bother to address the 90% of that last post that didn’t even make any sense or pertain to anything I’ve actually said or inferred, and just stick to one point in particular. If all you say about yourself is true, and you’re really the world’s wisest and most experienced Renaissance man, then why on earth do you spend your time on Schultz’ blog correcting people’s typos and screaming incoherent rants about racism at people who have a differing idea of feminine beauty than yourself? Shouldn’t you be curing cancer, or solving global warming, or “teaching the young idea to shoot” at some prestigious university?
It certainly makes one wonder. It’s especially interesting that you continue to “be yourself,” such as it is, around here when nobody else here seems to like you. Does that do something for you? Does it help you work out your numerous and deeply seeded issues to be scorned and held in contempt by the very people you choose yourself to associate with? If so, I think we should all start charging you for therapy, though you’re such a fascinating case of freak show it’d almost be worth doing pro bono to discover how a mediocre mind unhinged functions in a crowded room.
No, you strike me as the kind of guy who’s actual high point in life was putting that Associate’s from Phoenix University Online to work as a substitute teacher in some god-awful middle school, where you put copies of your self-published vanity books on your desk to look to your apathetic students as if you were actually qualified to teach 6th grade English. Then when you and they both found out you weren’t, that glorious moment came to an end and you’ve been the poor wretch you are now ever since arguing with your cats and screaming at kids to get off your lawn.
As to why I’M on here bothering to continue this diatribe, it’s because I’m bored and I find it amusing watching you bring your “brain” to the point of embolism trying to look like you’re anything but a pathetic fool, and you just keep digging your hole deeper and deeper into hilarity and pathos with every reply.
I like you, JSS; you’re the most entertaining moron I’ve watched since Karl from “Sling Blade.” At least he knew his limitations.
JSS
March 29th, 2011
6:33 pm
““teaching the young idea to shoot” at some prestigious university?”
I did it already at Wayne State…
I come on this blog because I returned home to care for my ailing Mother. But being the genius that you are; you choose to enlighten me on “how” you satisfied her last night… What next on your list, going for necrophilia?
Next time I see Billy Bob Thornton, I tell him that you enjoyed his portrayal. But, the character is fiction, much like your observations…
So keep trying Charlie Brown. Sooner or later, you gonna actually kick the ball!
Yours truly,
JSS
B. Sci/B. Arts Dual degrees, Class of 1988 Eastern Michigan University (So much for that Associates from UofPh.) That was Macon State in 1984 Assoc. of Arts…
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
6:44 pm
And he’s back to trying to impress me with his credentials! Congratulations, JSS; you’ve come full circle to what you were doing the last time we argued…is that really the best you can do when you run out of ideas? Throw a degree out from Directional State University as some sort of shield against being intellectually outclassed by the vast majority of this blog (which isn’t saying very much)? Hoo-ray for you! I hope I can achieve such lofty goals by the time I’m your age; your folks must be proud.
But really, though, is that actually the tail end of your trick bag? If so, you’re not nearly as interesting as I thought.
Gotta run for a bit but I’ll be back; I can’t wait to see if you can manage a whole new THIRD independent thought. Good luck! If you need an insult to work of of, just let me know. You’re an endless canvas for them.
JSS
March 29th, 2011
7:27 pm
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
6:44 pm
The squirrel said bring some lube this time… You need it…
The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
7:41 pm
I would hope so, anyone who DIDN’T need lube with a squirrel would be pretty poorly off, indeed.
Have a nice day, man. I’m off to greener pastures.
dtc
March 29th, 2011
9:51 pm
I think the most profound statement in this entire article is the profound admittance to and explanation of Schultz’s issues. An Ouija board. It really explains a lot of the silliness and extreme ignorance included in so many of his articles.
5150 UOAD
March 30th, 2011
12:11 am
The Grinch v JSS feud has me feeling like the Michigan girl with a Michigan Cheerleader girlfriend. When I take a shower all the other girls hate me for thinking I date a Washington Man. UH as if. That cheerleader sweater’s M gives me a RASH on my chest every time we make love.
Grinch enjoy the Squirrel look and JSS stay long enough to give him all the Rabies shots. It sounds like Misery II, Well, with James Cann part being played by JSS and Kathy Bates part being played by the Grinch.
LOL have fun with the blog fight. what round is it now?
the Ring Girl just came out holding up ROUND #8.
Joey
March 30th, 2011
8:27 am
Talking with (and who knows what else) squirrels about sex?
PETA should visit JSS . . .
TiredOfIt
March 31st, 2011
5:12 pm
For those of you posting negative comments about her, Serena Williams looks 20 times better than the old, wrinkled, pale skinned hags most of you guys call your mothers or your wives. Most of whom are either a bag of bones or a bag of suet with flour like complexions. I’d take a fine a$$ sister any day, compared to the women i see walking around at braves or falcons games. These sisters like Serena are one of the main reasons we saw so many light skinned blacks born in the 1800’s-1900’s. Until this day, your women try to act like sisters, dress like sisters, dance like sisters, and pursue black men like sisters and that really eats you guys up!!!!