Countdown: Surrogate Uga, Serena (wowsa), pom-pom mom

The Count isn't spooked by Uga. Or Blue.

The Count isn't spooked by Uga. Or Blue.

When The Count and I came to contractual terms on another season, we had to insert a clause that stated: “No items about dogs.” Here’s why: Otherworldly creatures have a thing about dogs. It’s true. I used to do the Ouija board a lot as a kid, I think because I was trying to look for another planet or another dimension or something in the space-time continuum that was more conducive to, well, me. But every time the family dog ran into the room, the spirit left the building. The spook was spooked. I think I asked a spirit about it once and he spelled out something about dogs being soul-less. Or maybe it was the flatulence. I forgot. Anyway, The Count and I agreed to the clause with one notable exception: All items relating to Uga were allowed. Which is why we are here this week. Until the next Uga comes along, we have a surrogate for all Bulldogs fans. Or is this a concern? We count down . . .

10. While Georgia waits for Uga, a new dawg has taken over

Blue II is hogging the spotlight. Not good.

Blue II is hogging the spotlight. Not good.

So Butler is in the Final Four again. By now, you know they’re the Bulldogs, too. But did you know they used to the Christians? Yes, they converted, apparently after having a really bad football season in 1919. But rather than change religions, they changes species. Then, only 81 years later, Butler had a novel thought: Hey, let’s get a bulldog to be the Bulldogs’ mascot! So, stealing a page from Georgia, Butler found a stray and named him Blue. (Just kidding. Actually, the dog had just run away from Bobby Knight in Bloomington.) Any way, Blue lasted a few years. Then in 2004 he was succeeded by Blue II. He attends most games but hasn’t been allowed to travel in this tournament because the NCAA said there wasn’t enough “space” in the arena. Actually, I believe suspicious transcripts were a factor. Or he was at Bruce Pearl’s barbecue. But the NCAA has approved Blue II being at the Final Four in Houston. And warning: His celebrity status will grow even more.

9. The next Uga needs a Twitter page

There is no current Uga. Let’s just say it has been a bad run for doggies in Athens lately. Meanwhile, Georgia fans have only Russ from the Seiler Temp Agency to keep them company. And during this period of mourning, look what has happened: Blue II has his own Twitter page: @ButlerBlue2. He has his own blog: The Life and Times of Butler Blue II. He made the cover of Indianapolis Pet Guide. Georgia fans can look at this two ways: 1) Pull for Butler because it’s a cool story and they’re named the Bulldogs, too; or 2) pull against Butler because Blue II is hogging the spotlight. And somebody please look into the Seiler’s recruiting.

8. Canseco charging $10 a minute to tell you why he’s not a fraud

One of these Cansecos showed up, one didn't. (I think Jose's in the ugly green suit.)

Oh, those sneaky Cansecos. (I think Jose in the ugly green suit.)

Jose Canseco: How low can you go? He was supposed to fight in a celebrity boxing event at a south Florida casino Saturday. But he didn’t show. Canseco apparently sent his twin brother Ozzie Canseco — not that anybody was supposed to notice. Because of a battle between the financial parties that’s really not worth going into, Canseco told Ozzie to pretend he was him, show up and collect the $5,000. (Jose had already received the other $5,000). His brother said yes, of course, because being Jose Canseco’s brother generally isn’t as profitable as it used to be. So what was the tip-off that something was wrong? El Nuevo Herald, the Spanish version of the Miami Herald, quoted an unidentified fight official as saying when Ozzie took off his shirt, he “didn’t have José’s tattoos on the biceps that appear in our advertising.” Wait, this gets better! Go to Canseco’s Twitter site (@JoseCanseco) and you’ll find this post: “call 3108626309 if you want to know the truth about celebrity boxing all monies go to charity.” It’s a fan line. Canseco is charging $10 per minute for the call. “All monies go to charity”? Right. I’ll pass. But there is good news. I have an excuse to show Canseco getting clobbered again by kick boxer Hong Man Choi.

7. Serena and her semi-porn debut (did that hook you in?)

This is what Serena looks like walking toward you. For what she looks like walking away, click the video.

This is what Serena looks like walking toward you. For what she looks like walking away, click the video.

The Count has never had a problem with women athletes who are willing to be objectified in advertising (and/or photo shoots) for money. Hey, if not for Jan Stephenson, I never would’ve watched women’s golf as a young bat. The Count once did a risque commercial for a blood bank. You know how it goes: Dracula knocks on the door; woman named Bambi wearing a naughty nighty answers; Dracula, wearing a wet see-through cape, asks for blood donations. It’s the usual cliche Hollywood love story. Anyways, Serena Williams did a commercial for the “Top Spin 4″ video game, and it is not suitable for the Cartoon Network. I think it was produced by one of those small production companies at a Holiday Inn Express in Van Nuys. You can hear and see it below. She wears a tight leotard and thigh-high boots. Her opponent wears leather and fishnet stockings. They both grunt a lot. I mean, really. Does it matter what they’re selling? The ad was rejected, but of course the game gets all of this free publicity. And fortunately, the ad lives on in various dark corners of YouTube:

6. An update from the Four (Headless) Horsemen and Lou Holtz

Here's Holtz when he resigned in 1996, three years before probation hit.

Holtz when he resigned in 1996 (before probation hit).

In one of the strangest decisions ever for an academic institution, Notre Dame is going to give an honorary law degree to Lou Holtz — the only coach in the school’s history to get the Irish’s football program on probation. (Of course, he resigned in 1996, three years before the NCAA put the hammer down. Always seems to work that way for Lou.). Notre Dame seems to have forgotten all about the probation. Two years ago, a statue of Holtz was unveiled on campus. I’m sure canonization is just around the corner. I mean, OK, he sinned. But win a national championship and they’ll find a way to bury the bodies.

5. So I guess the Braves’ (and The Count’s) street cred just went up

This is the tame ad originally rejected, suddenly accepted, by Braves.

Braves decided this ad isn't so bad after all.

Wow, does The Count have that much power? Last week I received an email from my new tattoo pal Johnny Hollywood (stage name) of 13 Roses Tattoo in East Point. Johnny said that a few months back, he received a phone call asking if he wanted to purchase ad space in the Braves’ new yearbook. Being a baseball fan, he said yes. Then a strange thing happened. Hollywood received a call from the publishing company and was told that the ad was rejected. Why? Quoting from the email: “The Braves have specifically asked them to remove my ad and the shop as a sponsor – they do not want to be affiliated with a tattoo shop.” I asked the Braves about this policy Monday. Then a stranger thing happened. “Mysteriously, I just got a call today out of the blue, saying they’ve reversed their decision,” Hollywood said. “They said it was a misunderstanding. I don’t know how it could’ve been. The ad was right there. Did you say something?” Well, The Count doesn’t like to brag but . . . The Braves used the word “misunderstanding” with me as well. Not saying I’m the tattoo type. But they are far more mainstream now than they were 20 years ago. Hollywood says his shop has worked on some Falcons but not any Braves. “I’d love to be able to hand out some T-shirts and maybe talk to Eric Hinske,” he said. No surprise. In case you missed Hinske’s “living canvas” from my blog last spring, click here.

4. Flushing out the truth (full credit to Boston Herald)

It's not believed Woodward and Bernstein (or Redford and Hoffman) ever quoted somebody in the men's room.

I'm not certain if Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein (or Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman) ever quoted somebody in the men's room.

A long-time friend of mine works in Boston, Ron Borges. Broke the New England Patriots Super Bowl drug story back in 1986. As good a reporter as I’ve ever known. Now he covers the NFL for the Boston Herald. So Ron was covering the NFL owners meetings in New Orleans last week and, well, nature called. And there he sat, on his throne at the Roosevelt Hotel in the public restroom, when in walked NFL attorney Bob Batterman. Borges apparently is an expert in voice recognition. Even when he’s multi-tasking. He heard Batterman tell another league official: “Now we settle in for the long battle. I thought we had a chance to avoid it a couple of weeks ago, but it didn’t happen.” So much for any thought that this lockout was going to be quick. I sense NFL execs will be more truthful in the bathroom than a press conference. Meanwhile, still checking to see if the Pulitzer committee is convening for a special award for Borges’ resourcefulness.

3. Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Godfather . . . and My Mother The Cheerleader

Coming to the big screen: The riveting story of Pom Pom Mom.

Coming to big screen: Pom-pom mom. (Bengals.com)

Hollywood — the town, not the tattoo dude — must be really desperate for story lines. New Line Cinema is planing to make a movie on Laura Vikmanis, the 42-year-old mother of two and Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader. Now, this is nothing against Ms. Vikmanis, especially given how she looks at the age of 42 (and let’s hope Mrs. Count is not reading this). But a movie? One of the screenwriters, Kathy Greenberg, called it, “a feel good populist story in the vein of the ‘Blind Side.’” Right. Michael Oher, an African American, grew up in poverty, had a drug-addicted mother, grew up in several foster homes, eventually was raised by white family and later starred at Ole Miss and the NFL. And then there is Vikmanis — white divorced mother of two who thought cheering would be fun. Yeah. I see the parallels. Here’s Ms. Vikmanis from a radio interview with WLW in Cincinnati:  “I was in the process of a divorce, which took a very long time. During that time, I said to myself, ‘I am so unhappy. What can I do to really get myself back to myself and really enjoy myself in life?’ Finally, I went to a game and I saw the cheerleaders down on the field and I said, ‘I think I can do that.’” This is probably too challenging for Meryl Streep. One final note: Greenberg and co-writer Emily Cook are famous for “Ratatouille” and “Gnomeo and Juliet” — both cartoon movies.

2. While we’re on the subject of performance-enhancements . . .

This is what Bell looks like with her clothes on. Sorry, degenerates. You'll have to Google.

Bell in a business suit. You can Google for better pictures.

One of Barry Bonds’ defense lawyers, Cristina Arguedas, tried to discredit the damaging steroid testimony of Kimberly Bell by accusing Bonds’ former girlfriend of trying to profit from the broken relationship by posing nude for Playboy. Bell, of course, was relieved. She had thought she was going to have to testify about her own body being artificially enhanced.

1. And finally . . .

Anthony Johnson, a wide receiver at Columbia University, has been arrested for buying 42 fake IDs from a company out of China. He planned to sell them at a profit to his friends. Even if Johnson is kicked off the football team, he may earn credit hours toward an MBA.

By Jeff Schultz

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126 comments Add your comment

povox

March 28th, 2011
10:25 pm

D A DoubleU G

March 28th, 2011
10:27 pm

Nice work Jeffrey Schultz.

Take tomorrow off for your inspiring non-procrastinating display of work.

Reid Adair

March 28th, 2011
10:50 pm

The return of The Count … yes!!!! Glad to hear the Braves resolved the “misunderstanding” with your friend, the tattoo artist. Funny how the Braves were so much more fun when they had the huge Hooters billboard in right field, different ownership and, of course, a different general manager.

How about Lindsay Lohan to play Laura Vikmanis?

PMC

March 28th, 2011
11:10 pm

The braves don’t want to be associated with a Tattoo shop?

Really? Somebody tell Kris Medlin; Hudson and Hinske among others.

Being associated with the slime balls at liberty media is less family friendly than a tattoo shop.

PMC

March 28th, 2011
11:11 pm

Guess they needed his add space to beg more people to buy tickets.

5150 UOAD

March 28th, 2011
11:16 pm

NOW that is what a REAL BULLDAWG looks like. Not that fat slob ready to die mutt UGA sits on a bag of ICE and calls a mascot.
SONNY look at what a BULLDAWG should look like. I do admit the Uga’s have the same BODY TYPE of most UGA fans.

James Adams

March 28th, 2011
11:19 pm

Ummm. Can someone please explain to me how anyone that isn’t a lesbian can find EITHER of the Williams sisters attractive? They are hideously built and have voices like drag queens. I don’t get it. I like my women to be…womanly. And now a 42 year old cheerleader that is pushing it to be a 7? Slipping, Jeff, slipping. At least I know now who the Joker’s mom is.

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 28th, 2011
11:19 pm

Now that Butler I. She was one fine lookin’ bitch.

- Russ I

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 28th, 2011
11:21 pm

5150 UOAD,

Too soon, man.

- Russ I

rpdawg

March 28th, 2011
11:22 pm

you sir are a fool. why would you even write about another dog in a paper published in the state of Georgia. there is only oneDawg in college sports and he resides in the state of Georgia. A new UGA will soon rule the land and all will be well in the world again. And you wonder why your readership is down. this news paper needs to get over itself and support the local teams, even those bees in Atlanta.

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 28th, 2011
11:24 pm

James,

I like how those Williams sisters sweat and pant.

So maybe I am just a lesbian trapped in a dog’s body.

- Russ I

Gators for Richt

March 28th, 2011
11:27 pm

Wow – That Butler Bulldog – BlueII – has real teeth – unlike the bullpups out of Athens!

What horrible shape the UGA sports program is in – lead by the football team.
– athletic director caught DUI and with Red panties!
– Football team continued the downward slide – could not even beat us this year – and we sucked!
– UCF debacle
– UCF debacle
– UCF debacle
– 6-7??? ha…ha.ha…..ha.ha.ha……..ha.ha.ha.ha!!!!! UCF????
– uga BASEBALL sucks!
– BAsketball team better competitive – but against decent teams (over 500 – had a so/so record) good thing for the Augusta states of the world.
– Gymnastics looks good – but just not the same anymore- probably the 3rd best team in the SEC – behind Florida and Alabama
– So where does UGA have a decent team – Softball!!!

Got to admit it – the only UGA team that has a sporting chance to make a run at a title this year is softball. This team is actually damn good!

NO Uga – the last few had no teeth anyway.

Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Keep Mark Richt
Go Gators!!!!

James Adams

March 28th, 2011
11:29 pm

They have more testosterone than your average NFL team. They are disgusting. If you are a man and find them attractive, well, you might want to re-examine yourself. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Gravy Train

March 28th, 2011
11:37 pm

Blue II looks to be in better shape than the previous three Ugas. Perhaps the Seilers need to widen the gene pool for the next Uga. Uga used to be athletic and scrappy. He lunged at Smokey and players from the opponent’s team. The last couple have looked like poster-dogs for an anti-cholesteral campaign. Can’t we just have an Uga to be proud of instead of hoping Uga would just wake up, stand up and bark? Is that too much to ask of the mascot of all the Bulldog Nation?

It Ain't Rocket Science

March 28th, 2011
11:39 pm

I am no dog expert but I think the Butler dog might be an american bullldog. This is a pure breed, where as Uga’ are English bullodgs and are hybreds. Information on it is available if you google it.They have a 5-6 year lifespan at most. Most specific bred dogs and most animals bred that way, alll seem to be shorter lived than a pure bred dog.
As for 5150. I would not be so fast to once again make negative comments about anything to do with UGA. How many damn yellow jackets, does tech. bring to a game? Must be the stingerless kind. I guess they are imitations of real bees. They certainly haven’t inspired fear for the last few years.

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 28th, 2011
11:41 pm

Now I am hearing the Lou Holtz statue will be a fountain.

Eeeww.

- Russ I

Najeh Davenpoop

March 28th, 2011
11:48 pm

To James Adams: here’s the simple explanation. Serena has junk in the trunk. Badonkadonk. Dumps like a truck, truck, truck, et cetera. That makes up for a lot of things.

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 28th, 2011
11:49 pm

Bulldogs and the hardwood don’t mix very well.

Those Houston folks ain’t gonna like this.

- Russ !.

5150 UOAD

March 28th, 2011
11:50 pm

At now 45 I can CHEER for that 42 year old mom of 2. I would hope more women of her age want to join Team MILF. I bet if she has a son or sons there are requests for sleepovers a lot. It would seem funny for fathers of 16-17 yr old guys to drive their sons to the house for the sleep overs. Would that be wrong? DAD just wants to make sure it is a safe environment for his some to spend the night at. Right?

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 28th, 2011
11:54 pm

Jeff,

Did you email Johnny back to ask if he advertises with Ohio State, too?

Or is that a given?

- Russ I

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 28th, 2011
11:56 pm

Jeff,

I was thinking more along the lines of “Laura does Cincinnati”.

- Russ I

GT Dude

March 28th, 2011
11:58 pm

Serena is either hard up for the money or has an ego bigger than her not so dainty derriere…

5150 UOAD

March 28th, 2011
11:59 pm

Russ
I think with a few hours work Johnny can allow you to avoid the Krylon Paint Job before the games. It stings a little, but it beats being painted every week. You could hang around long enough to earn a winning record MAYBE.
The 1 and Only 5150 P.O.A.D

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 29th, 2011
12:02 am

Just trying to figure out if the Borges story reminds me more of the bathroom scene from Eddie Murphy’s “Trading Places” or the bathroom scene from “Austin Powers”…

- Russ I

5150 UOAD

March 29th, 2011
12:03 am

Russ you could even get an Auburn Cheerleader’s Lip print added to your derrière.
-5150 P.O.A.D but never on RUSS I

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 29th, 2011
12:12 am

5150,

Well that depends on which side of Lumpkin Street Charles takes me on the night before the game.

If it’s the townies and the art freaks on the west side, it’s tattoo time. If it’s the frat boys and the sorostitutes on the east side, well it’s the krylon, again.

- Russ I

- Russ I.

Russ The Temporary Mascot

March 29th, 2011
12:18 am

Jeff,

If you can hook Johnny Hollywood up with the consecutive Cansecos, they might just cut you in on the 5,000 bucks.

Think about it.

- Russ I

Paul in RDU

March 29th, 2011
12:39 am

A WR from Columbia U was buying fake IDs from China? Was he going to sell them out of a suitcase at the corner of 6th and 50th – you could buy fake Guccis and Rolexes from China last time I was in Midtown Manhattan.

I dig....

March 29th, 2011
12:47 am

Venus and serena too, even tho serena could pass for ray lewis….

The Grinch

March 29th, 2011
1:40 am

Blue II is a fine looking bulldog, but he’s no UGA. And yes, I know that may mean he lives longer. But genes are genes.

And this may be…no, I’m SURE it will be the only time I ever agree with 5150, but Serena looks like a tranny. A cute and glamorous one (for a tranny), who’s had excellent surgery, and such. But one nonetheless. Najeh, I like junk in the trunk as much as most folks, but it should at least look like a FEMALE badonkadonk. And while I doubt I’d want to talk to her longer than five minutes at most, the Cincinnati cheer mom definitely displays Milfish qualities.

Now, back to a subject I have to bring up every year it seems: Reid Adair, I can understand you questioning Frank Wren’s judgment about a couple of free agent signings his first year here. If you actually took the effort to look at the whole picture at the time, you’d understand why he did what he did, but I can understand your snap judgment. Last year when his plan became clearer and yet you railed on and on about Wren like Robert does about Bobby Cox, it was more confusing; you stood out much like someone who had a bitter personal struggle with the man. But if you can honestly look at this year’s team and the depth of starting pitching, bullpen, and position players AND a stocked farm system to boot after only three years of taking over the destruction of the entire team and pipeline JS left him with and say he isn’t a fine GM, then I think you must either be trolling or functionally retarded. I’ve seen you make intelligent posts regarding the Falcons and Hawks, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re a troll. If not, I’d REALLY like to know what he did to your friends and/or family, and if so, I’m sorry for feeding you.

The Grinch

March 29th, 2011
1:42 am

I forgot to mention doing all that with a heavily slashed payroll. ANYONE can be Brian Cashman.

wxwax

March 29th, 2011
2:03 am

Blue II looks healthy. A darn sight healthier than any of the Uga’s have looked.

wxwax

March 29th, 2011
2:07 am

One of these days, Jeff, you’re going to write something positive about a woman who isn’t a relative.

Scratch that. No you won’t. You can’t.

JSS

March 29th, 2011
2:54 am

The Grinch
March 29th, 2011
1:40 am
“Serena looks like a tranny. A cute and glamorous one (for a tranny).”

Better that she look like that than those sack of bones that you and your ilk use night vision cameras to make hidden camera sex tapes of to watch on the internet!

You guys go down the same slippery slope all the time. Stop it… And you really don’t want to hear what others say about you guys who are always running that clandestine racist garbage do you? And it always ends with you whimpering in a corner begging for a purple or blue pill… And even that won’t make up for not having the equipment or the stamina to get the job done… So stick to what think you know, you’ll “never” be ready for the big time!

JSS

March 29th, 2011
3:02 am

JSS

March 29th, 2011
3:18 am

@ Jeff Schultz…
You do know that Kathy Greenberg is the creator of “The L Word?” Oh it is New Line that’s producing it too… Richard and Laura Donner are helming it. Yeah, it’s that Richard Donner, the Lethal Weapon one…

The Grinch

March 29th, 2011
4:53 am

JSS, I always knew you were a dumb@$$; your record speaks for itself. But when I read through that last pathetic missive, I was truly amazed. Yeah, I join more than half of American males in that I don’t think women with 28″ biceps and an Adam’s apple are particularly attractive. I don’t like women that can bench press more than me, whatever color they are. Gosh, you know I’m not even into white women that look like men either. But you taking your KFC-cashier-level IQ and translating that into “Well, because you don’t share my barely concealed bisexuality and deeply seated white guilt towards this manly looking black woman, then you must not like attractive black women either and are thus (if you knew the word) a racist. And on top of that, a dried up old white man who needs a pill.” Umm, no. The kind of borderline short bus cr@p you’re spewing is the kind of thing usually only dried up old guilty white men who need a pill spew when they can’t do something more interesting away from a computer.

I’d take this opportunity to really check you (because believe me you’re as wide open for it as anyone I’ve ever seen), but you’re so genuinely pathetic I’d feel like I was kicking a cripple.

You sad, sad little man.

Jackets 2011

March 29th, 2011
5:51 am

You’re funny as usual Jeff.
One thing worse than losing a wallet is losing one’s sense of humor.
You know I didn’t like Serena and Venus much their first years on the tennis scene but it finally dawned on me they were American tennis stars that would come through with championships.
Since Agassi and Sampras retired, there hasn’t be much on the male side to cheer.
I have to wonder if the Williams sisters aren’t some kind of psyche test (the one that starts with an R) for males.
I like them myself.
They’re winners.
Serena cheers me up every other winter when she wins the Australian Open.

QWDH

March 29th, 2011
6:47 am

Um, Grinch, I think you would be surprised by JSS’s demographic, so to speak.

5150 is a moron

March 29th, 2011
7:05 am

@ 5150. you are an idiot and you prove it every day with your numerous idiotic blogs on every blog. But njow you have gone beyond your normal stupidity..With your post above it seems obvious that you are attracted to certain canine body types. I hope your dog has been neutered so you wont try any funny business with him.

UOAD—Unbelievably Oral Around Dogs

null

March 29th, 2011
7:05 am

“Serena Williams” and “sexy” in the same sentence? What. The. Fudge? Her and her sister look like the Geico cavemen!

Boobie Bowden

March 29th, 2011
7:31 am

Jeff, you are right. I have always associated dawgs with excessive flatulence, and that is just from the front end.

JoeFann

March 29th, 2011
7:40 am

Sorry, Jeff, I mean Count. Georgia still wins. BU has Butler Blue II. GWTW had Bonnie Blue Butler. Frankly, my dear…….

Buckeye

March 29th, 2011
7:48 am

Now Blue II is one fine dog!!

Dr Richard Handler, M.D. Urologist

March 29th, 2011
7:50 am

Sarge, might be one of your best yet.

JacketLady

March 29th, 2011
7:56 am

BlueII is an English bulldog not an American bulldog. Same as UGA, just looks to be in better shape.

Mountin Dawg

March 29th, 2011
8:29 am

I’m apparently a day late in reading this, but a good light reading to start my Tuesday. Had some chuckles out of some off the bloggers, but it is all good. That and a strong cup of coffee.

Dawgs for Muschamp and Buffet Boy

March 29th, 2011
8:34 am

Lose a HOF coach-check
Replace him with a UGA grad who has ZERO wins-check
Hire a 400 pound buffet line destroyer as OC who singlehandedly took ND football down the tubes-check

We welcome your new staff with open arms and look forward to the Dawgs domination over the next few years.

Sincerely,

DAWGS FOR MUSCHAMP AND BUFFET BOY

DawginLex

March 29th, 2011
8:38 am

Jeff, you are stuck with me blogging over on your blog since Tim Tucker has apparently banned me. I guess one of my urinating contests with a TROLL got out of hand.

If you could put in a good word for me, I’d appreciate it.

I’m only obnoxious on days ending in “Y”

Asheville Dawg

March 29th, 2011
8:38 am

the Count is back and all is right with the world, aside from those pesky problems in Japan or the middle east.