Green Bay fans invaded the Georgia Dome last month expecting a Packers win but they learned what we had already found out: Atlanta now has winners. (Curtis Compton/AJC)
If this isn’t Shoeless Joe Jackson looking out at some ball field cut into a cornfield and asking, “Is this heaven?” then what is it? Because it’s certainly not Atlanta.
Is it?
The Braves returned to the playoffs in October after four years of personnel miscalculations and an extended viewing of Mike Hampton’s exploding limbs (later to become a Ripley’s exhibit, adjacent to the two-headed goat).
The Hawks appear to be stabilizing under new coach Larry Drew. The presumed-to-be undermanned Thrashers resemble a Swiss Army knife, taking apart the Axis powers with just the corkscrew and the bottle opener.
The Falcons are 12-2, which ties them for the NFL’s best record and makes them two wins better than the defending Super Bowl champion New Orleans Saints, who visit here Monday night.
Bobby Cox and the Braves celebrated after clincing a playoff berth.
Put away the paper bags. You won’t need those here in our sudden sports Utopia.
For the first time in Atlanta history, all four pro franchises from the four major sports are on track to make the playoffs in the same season (the Falcons, Hawks and Thrashers following the Braves, or vice-versa).
The only thing that could possibly top this would be if, by some miracle alignment of the stars, Atlanta Spirit owners actually
Dustin Byfuglien (center) has ignited Thrashers' celebrations.
stopped suing each other. Oh wait, that just happened. The courtroom pie fight is over.
What next? Free beer?
“This is something, isn’t it?” said Evander Holyfield, who ranks among the city’s most famous and longest-suffering sports fans. “Of course, I’ve been watching the Braves back since I was in the Boys Club. They weren’t very good, so they’d just give the tickets to us. The place was empty and we got beat all the time, but, shoot, I
The biggest reason to cheer for the Hawks: Al Horford.
didn’t care. It was the only way I could see a game because I didn’t have any money.”
Holyfield actually represents an interesting timeline in this evolution. He worked concessions at Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium at Braves and Falcons games, selling Cokes and popcorn. Later, after he turned boxer and won a few fights, he attended Hawks and Atlanta Flames games.
Of course, there seldom has been a sports season without some form of disaster. The city too busy to implode, we’re not.
The Braves went through a stretch where they reached the postseason only once in 21 years and finished last or next to last 14 times. The Falcons mostly were a cartoon under the Smith family. They had a few good seasons but one of the best ended in heartbreak (a 1980 playoff loss to Dallas). This was loserville central and it became the city’s moniker.
The Flames, the NHL’s first incarnation in Atlanta, won the Stanley Cup — but not until after moving to Calgary. Probably in some small, remote Canadian neighborhood north of 285, they celebrated.
The Hawks were a postseason staple for most of two decades (18 out of 22 years, 1977-99) but they always hit a wall. Quoth Holyfield: “I always thought if we could beat Boston, we could beat everybody else. But we couldn’t beat them. They played that slow defense. They were aggravating.”
Aggravating. That word sums up a lot since the 1960s.
Technically, the city’s first pro champion was the 1968 Atlanta Chiefs of the North American Soccer League. That title had such a pronounced effect on the sports world that 10 of the league’s franchises folded after the season.
In 1990, Holyfield dropped James “Buster” Douglas for the world heavyweight title. He now laughs about it. “People would come up to me and said, ‘You’re the first champion that Atlanta has.’ It’s almost like I gave people hope. Then the Braves went worst-to-first [in 1991] and even though they didn’t win the World Series, there was something to cheer for.”
Finally, in 1995, the Braves won a World Series. The following year, they blew a 2-0 Series lead over the New York Yankees and lost four straight games.
Atlanta fans have been crawling through the desert ever since. The city has had three teams make the playoffs in the same year, but not since 1998. That year the Falcons made it to the Super Bowl, losing to Denver. The Braves and Hawks also made the playoffs.
The Falcons are legitimate Super Bowl contenders, seemingly the closest of the four teams to winning a title. Holyfield has been to a few games this year but isn’t sure when he’ll go to the next one.
“I know I can catch them on the tube,” he said. “I figure I might just wait for Dallas until I see them again. They’re going to the Super Bowl so I’ll see them there.”
Suddenly, success is assumed.
322 comments Add your comment
Buck Commander
December 24th, 2010
9:49 am
Another Day, Another FIRST!!
The Grinch
December 24th, 2010
10:00 am
Will this be a sign of the apocalypse?
Larry
December 24th, 2010
10:07 am
Merry Christmas, Jeff!
keith
December 24th, 2010
10:08 am
The Falcons do the things that great teams do, but sometimes go unnoticed.
They play fundamentals well.
Very few turnovers
Few penalties
3rd down conversions
Clutch 4th quarter drives
Defense is opportunistic
GO FALCONS!
keith
December 24th, 2010
10:09 am
Oh and a solid running game….
Larry
December 24th, 2010
10:11 am
…and please tell Evander to retire a find a new hobby or cause to support!
Teddy Novak
December 24th, 2010
10:15 am
Yes Jeff, there is a Santa Claus.
Benjamin
December 24th, 2010
10:26 am
Aimin for a solid top ten finish in the comments section, thus keeping me in the hunt for the chase…
On a serious note, I’m really glad to be an Atlanta sports fan [generally speaking] for the first time in my life. I just hope that, with the lawsuit over and their respective teams playing well, the Spirit Group folks come together and make the ownership commitment that is needed to help push the Thrashers over the wall. That’s a promising young hockey team that plays in Philips, but after years of seeing our young stars go elsewhere, I think I’d like to see them actually work to upgrade what is already a good playoff team before the deadline. There’s no reason that, with the young foundation we’ve got on that roster, the Thrashers can’t be Stanley Cup contenders in two seasons with a little support.
Get out there and watch the Thrashers if you know or like anything about hockey, Atlanta fans.
romebuzz
December 24th, 2010
10:29 am
just win baby
Steve
December 24th, 2010
10:29 am
Jeff, Merry Christmas. Probably one of your best articles yet. Good work and Go Falcons!
Hillbilly Deluxe
December 24th, 2010
10:32 am
I’d settle for just one of them going all the way.
Kane337
December 24th, 2010
10:35 am
Go Falcons!!!!
ATLFalcons4Eva
December 24th, 2010
10:37 am
Go Falcons!
Go Hawks!
Go Thrashers!
Go Braves!
And a very special Geaux Saints Fans. . . BACK TO THE SWAMP!
Steve
December 24th, 2010
10:39 am
Falcons win Super Bowl
Braves take the Wild Card again in 2011
Thrashers make the playoffs
UGA rebounds and goes 10-2 before a bowl and wins the SEC
Tech and the Hawks though, who cares?
NCBravesFan
December 24th, 2010
10:48 am
The Mayan calendar suggests the world will end in late 2012. Perhaps now we know why!
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norman
December 24th, 2010
10:57 am
Just think Schultz, you are probably going to cover the Falcons in a nice cozy, warm dome this Monday night. Or you could be covering them in an outside arena in uncomfortable conditions, like what Blanks wants. Which do you prefer?
Dr. Warren
December 24th, 2010
10:57 am
I’m currently in Japan. Everybody here I talk to knows about Atlanta, especially because of the Olympics and Coke, and in several cases, the Braves. One middle aged guy recalled when Hank Aaron came here in ‘74 to battle the Japanese home run king.
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Erik the Elf
December 24th, 2010
11:02 am
Great job as usual, Jeff!! Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints? Who dat? Falcons! Beat dem Saints? Falcons!! RISE UP DIRTY BIRDS!!
1eyedJack
December 24th, 2010
11:02 am
Football was invented as an outdoor sport.
Lou Holtz is a stammering,slurring moron
December 24th, 2010
11:16 am
Like I said in an earlier blog…. for Christmas I hope Falcons get a LATE first round draft pick. Very late.
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
December 24th, 2010
11:17 am
that would be sweet if the Falcons can win it all. I’m born & raised here and have suffered to much over the years.
urm...
December 24th, 2010
11:19 am
Jack,
Actually all these sports were invented outdoors
D Man
December 24th, 2010
11:23 am
Is it too much to wish for a superbowl win this year after 44 years of suffering?
Falcons are the best team in the NFL no matter what anyone else thinks. “you are what your record says you are”. 12 and 2 baby…
Steve
December 24th, 2010
11:24 am
D Man, I love the Falcons more then anyone, but the Pats scare me. I would say the Falcons are the second best.
D Man
December 24th, 2010
11:30 am
Nope, Steve you are wrong. The falcons are better because they allow less points on defense and are similar on offense. Pats are ranked first on scoring offense and 28 th on scoring defense. Falcons are forth on offense and defense and when you put the two together, the falcons are best in the NFL. Go look up the stats that espn is not talking about. Plus our record shows that.
Mike "CON" Vick
December 24th, 2010
11:38 am
Steve, before the season started, I thought the Falcons were a year or two away. Hoped for the wild-card (I thought the Aints would run away with the division) and maybe a first round win. Now, they have real chance to go to the SB.
I’m just gonna enjoy it until it ends. If they fall short of becomming the SB champs, it will be a little bit disappointing, but it will be ok because I am confident that this franchise will compete next season, and the next… We never had that!
collegeballfan
December 24th, 2010
11:40 am
OK on all this pro stuff, but I have problems with the Jackets, Volunteers and Bulldogs. Can we borrow Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy
or whatever the pros are using this year?
And then GSU losses to Delaware. Delaware! Ain’t that the place where witches still run for office?
And a Merry Christmas to all!
MWC
December 24th, 2010
11:41 am
Great work Jeff.
Happy Holidays to you and your family.
D Man
December 24th, 2010
11:42 am
Think about it. Besides wins and losses, what is .the most important stats on offense and defense? ESPN thinks total yards is the most important stat and basis there top offense and defense rankings on yards allowed and gained. Yards don’t win games, points do. Falcons are the best overall team in the NFL when you look at points scoring average and points allowed average. Atlanta is Much better than new England, Philly, Chicago, New Orleans or any team. Embrace it Atlanta, the Falcons are the best team in the NFL.
"Chef" Tim Dix
December 24th, 2010
11:43 am
Pass the bottle Jeff.
Mike "CON" Vick
December 24th, 2010
11:44 am
D Man, If we destroy the Aints Monday, I may believe that, too. Lets kick their butts!
Steve
December 24th, 2010
11:45 am
Not trying to argue, just stating my opinion. Go Falcons!
Who Dat Nation
December 24th, 2010
11:49 am
The pigeons will lose the first game of the playoffs, the saints will win it all again
D Man
December 24th, 2010
11:51 am
Steve, not arguing either, I love spreading the word that the falcons are the best team in the NFL. I’m going to keep saying it as long as they keep winning because I don’t get that chance very often. Seems like I need to educate the Atlanta fans because they are abused by bad journalism on espn. Espn is so bias to the northern teams. They will do anything to talk up those teams. We need a new sports channel for the south…
DawginOH
December 24th, 2010
11:53 am
Keeping my fingers crossed for them all. Go ATL teams!!
Steve
December 24th, 2010
11:55 am
Who do people from New Orleans continue to make themselves look bad? We all know they are a bunch of poor people and that they are uneducated but the say that “Who Dat” thing. Unreal. If I were president I would cut the state of Louisiana away and let it float into the ocean.
Steve
December 24th, 2010
11:56 am
Why, not who.
Be Content!!!!
December 24th, 2010
11:59 am
Ok Atlanta be content about making the playoff because you “AIN’T” gonna win nuttin’ !!!” WHO DAT!!!
Let us know when you get a ring for anything this decade!!! Settling for the playoffs is so Atlanta!!!
LMAO You said it right Shcultzy You were a city of losers and still are!!!!
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:01 pm
“Be Content,” another thug from New Orleans. Shouldn’t you be out killing or stealing or something?
Be Content!!!!
December 24th, 2010
12:02 pm
Only in Atlanta can the poster be over joyed about just making it to the playoff. SO ATLANTA!!!!! Just like having to winning seasons in a row. WOW!!! LMAO!!!! WHO DAT!!!!
al
December 24th, 2010
12:04 pm
LIKE!!
Who Dat Nation
December 24th, 2010
12:05 pm
Wow steve great comeback from a dumb falcons fan that can’t spell
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:06 pm
New Orleans Saints all time record – 285-382-5. HA HA
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:07 pm
Oh I can’t? Did you not see the post below by first one thug? What a moron.
Be Content!!!! Stevey
December 24th, 2010
12:07 pm
Its Christmas and you’re going to make the playoffs!!!! WOW shouldn’t you be out celebrating because Christmas will be over come Monday Night!!! But it’s okay because you imbeciles can get all excited now you made the playoffs. So sorry that’s all that going to happen for ya’ll this year. Get back with when you guy actually win something.
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:09 pm
Hey Steve, after the pigeons lose monday how will the CROW taste idiot
urm...
December 24th, 2010
12:10 pm
who dat? da falcons dat who. looking back at u from our rear view mirror.
Be Content!!!! Stevey
December 24th, 2010
12:12 pm
Stevey you seem to be upset??? I am just complimenting the ATL community of sports for you endurance for losing!!! LMAO
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:15 pm
S
Be Content!!!! Stevey
December 24th, 2010
12:15 pm
Urma WHO DAT GONNA BREAK THE ATL HEARTS??? THE SAINTS DATS WHO!!!
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:16 pm
Steve are you mad because the Saints are better!!!! It is about time Atlanta, the toilet city for sports, finally wins some games loser
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:16 pm
Geek? Wow. I have not heard that word in years. Good one!
Upset? Yea I am upset by that 12-2 record and winning AT New Orleans (AKA Thugville) This game means nothing. That’s whats so funny. We will beat Carolina which gives us home field throughout! Ha ha.
urm...
December 24th, 2010
12:16 pm
NO has one good year and suddenly you are sports mecca… haha you guys have 1.5 pro teams and before last year it was barely 1 and that was being generous. True the season is not over yet, but please look at your own dump of a city before you knock ours.
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:17 pm
urm…
December 24th, 2010
12:10 pm
who dat? da falcons dat who. looking back at u from our rear view mirror.
WHO DAT? Them Saints will destroy them falcons monday night thats who moron
Bama Falcon
December 24th, 2010
12:17 pm
During this great season of the Falcons, remember Falcon greats, Tom Nobis & Jess Tuggle….
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:18 pm
Let’s see, the Saints are better yet Atlanta won AT New Orleans and the Falcons have a better record. Yea that makes sense.
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:19 pm
Steve when didd the falcons win the Superbowl We are the defending champs idiot
larry jones
December 24th, 2010
12:21 pm
Jeff,
check your facts on the Braves, or have your proof-readers do a better job…they have NEVER gone 21 years between post season appearnaces…unless you consider their time in Boston from 1914 to 1948…
The ATLANTA BRAVES were the National Leagues 1st Western Division Champion in 1969…winning that division again in 1982, then when on that unbelivable streak in 1991…
Math counts in sports….
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
12:23 pm
does anyone else think its he left out the dream
5150 P.O.A.D.
December 24th, 2010
12:25 pm
Atlanta’s First CHAMPION was Robert “Bobby” Jones. Not many Pro Golfers back in his time.
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:25 pm
“Who Dat Nation” the Falcons have never won the Super Bowl. What’s your point? You morons saying the Saints are better have no proof. Again, the Falcons have won 2 more games this year and won at New Orleans. How does that make the Saints better? I love you thugs living in the past talking about LAST year.
urm...
December 24th, 2010
12:25 pm
You know where ‘who dat’ came from? It started “what dat smell?” Oh that’s NO, then became “who dat smell?” oh dat my cuzin; then it was just shortened to “who dat” .. they all smell.
Source : Wikipedia- New Orleans
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
12:28 pm
and new orleans is just a toilet. you ever smell that city. just like pee and vomit. all katrina did was give that city a well needed bath and you must have drank too much of that oil geek if you think the aints are coming in here and winning in our house.
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
12:30 pm
golf is not a sport its a hobby
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:30 pm
Steve where is the proof the falcons are better because of TWO more wins
urm… that statement came from you staying in your moms basement for 20 years
urm...
December 24th, 2010
12:31 pm
we beat you in your house. Good proof right there.
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:33 pm
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
12:28 pm
and new orleans is just a toilet. you ever smell that city. just like pee and vomit. all katrina did was give that city a well needed bath and you must have drank too much of that oil geek if you think the aints are coming in here and winning in our house.
Did that atlanta tornado blow away the box you live in under a bridge ha ha
Stevey and Urma
December 24th, 2010
12:33 pm
I know that the people from New Orleans can get a little carried away about their SUPER BOWL winning SAINTS!!!!
I am sure you know how they feel. Oh!! I’m sorry you don’t know how they feel. Let me help you a little bit.
Take that feeling you guys had last year when you had your second winning season(LOL) in a row in 45 years of trying and multiply it by about a million.
Then you can almost imagine what it is like winning a SUPER BOWL!!!
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:34 pm
Katrina = Best thing that ever happened to New Orleans. Nasty city full of thugs and crime.
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
12:35 pm
yeah it blew away my box good come back geek from pee city
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:36 pm
It’s funny how if New Orleans is such a great city they all moved out and have not gone back. Ha. What a dump.
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:37 pm
Steve you talk about NO so bad but what about all the thugs in Atlanta you idiot, you are probably one also
Who Dat Nation, Steve is a GEEK
December 24th, 2010
12:38 pm
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
12:35 pm
yeah it blew away my box good come back geek from pee city
Santa will bring you another box
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
12:38 pm
woops thats racist
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
12:39 pm
so how does that shrimp taste basted in oil
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:40 pm
Nope. I am white, have a masters degree, and live in a $400,000 house. Far from a thug. Atlanta is bad but is Pleasantville compared to New Orleans.
Mitchell
December 24th, 2010
12:41 pm
This just re-affirms what makes us a city of Losers.
We’re supposed to celebrate the teams making the playoffs? The goal is to actually win in the playoffs.
Until that starts happening we’re still Losers.
Notice Bobby Cox is the only manager in this town’s history to have actually won a title for their team and yet we still feel like we haven’t accomplished anything collectively?
What he acheived (which is very little) relative to the talent (which was for many years, was beyond excellence) and resources available (which were plentiful) makes him easily the biggest Loser of them all.
Here’s hoping Falcon fans celebrate only when their team wins the whole damn thing, and nothing less.
Really??
December 24th, 2010
12:41 pm
Steve get back to cooking my fries and fix my hamburger correctly
urm...
December 24th, 2010
12:42 pm
Just to recap….
Go Falcons!
Go Thrashers!
Go Braves!
Go Hawks!
juice sourcer
December 24th, 2010
12:43 pm
If this is success then it clearly shows what a pathetic history Atlanta pro sports have been.
urm...
December 24th, 2010
12:43 pm
No the subject of the article is how awesome would it be to have all teams be playoff caliber teams. Which I agree is very cool.
Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:45 pm
Wow “Really,” that was a good one! Keep em coming!
D Man
December 24th, 2010
12:53 pm
Falcons are the best team in the NFL. Choke on that all ney sayers. Record says so… Monday night will be a fun night beating the saints.
5150 P.O.A.D.
December 24th, 2010
12:53 pm
robertussen
Football is not a SPORT either. It is an Eating Disorder for 85% of the players.
To all New Orleans Fans
December 24th, 2010
12:54 pm
You have to forgive these ATL idiots and their remarks about the Greatest,and most Unique City, in the country, New Orleans. They have to resort to name calling but we all know they would rather not be in ATL.
Its like the whole town has pen!$ envy.
Its just a punishment for being a TOOL. We know ALT stand for where” All Tools Live!”
This article and the remarks to it is just proof what happens to a city when they want something so bad and they know they’re never going to get it.
So show patience Saints fans and let them be happy about making the playoffs. Let’s congratulate them for making the playoffs because we all know that they aren’t going anywhere once they start.
D Man
December 24th, 2010
12:56 pm
After Monday 13 & 2.
To Steve
December 24th, 2010
12:59 pm
I see you have a master’s degree!! I also heard you work for a bait company and last week you were promoted to Master Baitor!!!
D Man
December 24th, 2010
12:59 pm
Steve, forgive all of these non falcon fans on our blog. They don’t want to go to their team blogs because all other teams are not as good as the falcons and they are crying so they come to our blog to hear good news about our team to feel better.
Steve
December 24th, 2010
1:00 pm
HA HA HA. These Saints fans are funny! They act like they go to and win in the playoffs all the time just because of 2009. Makes me laugh.
Steve
December 24th, 2010
1:00 pm
“To Steve,” Good one! Gosh that hurt. I am going to sign off now and go cry. My whole weekend is ruined now.
robertussen
December 24th, 2010
1:01 pm
5150 P.O.A.D. wow thats funny. footballs not a sport and golf is. golf is a sport just as much as hunting is. sorry man its a hobby. you can drink and drive from hole to hole….. not a sport.
To Steve
December 24th, 2010
1:09 pm
That’s okay your mommy has your usual crying towel waiting. You know the same one you’re going to use when the Fall Cons are one and done in the playoffs
D Man
December 24th, 2010
1:09 pm
It’s great to be an Atlanta fan.
Ole Smoky
December 24th, 2010
1:09 pm
Great article.. You nailed it !
D Man
December 24th, 2010
1:11 pm
Atlantas playoff record against the saints, Atlanta 1 saints 0.
Really??
December 24th, 2010
1:11 pm
Steve get out of your moms basement, we all know you have a Masters in mooching off of your parents
juice sourcer
December 24th, 2010
1:12 pm
I wonder how Atlanta compares to all other cities with at least 3 major sports teams as far as league titles are concerned. Here is the answer….http://www.donovanindex.com/
So The ATL is ranked 30 out of 32…only behind Buffalo..my god…and San Diego…so I would say taht the ATL has a long way to go to lose the Losersville name.
To Dumb Man
December 24th, 2010
1:13 pm
Saints’ Super Bowl record 1-0 The Fall Con’s 0-1. Who Dat has the ring Dumb Man?
D Man
December 24th, 2010
1:13 pm
Have to go now, gotta wrap those gifts. Merry chrismas everyone. Yes, you too saints fans…
To D Man all in fun!!!
December 24th, 2010
1:16 pm
Merry Christmas to you as well!
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:18 pm
The only “Grand Slam” the Falcons will have is at Dennys
The fact remains they will be 1 and done again and the annual draft watch will commence.
Really??
December 24th, 2010
1:23 pm
@Matt “CHOKE” Ryan
Eagles vs Steelers Superbowl, who ya got
Michael "Choke" Vick
December 24th, 2010
1:23 pm
Saints all time record,,, 285-382-5 LMAO,, what a great tradition!
"Chef" Tim Dix
December 24th, 2010
1:24 pm
5150 P.O.A.D. : You and I get it. Golf is the ultimate sport.
Anyone, name another where you can penalize yourself?
Merry Christmas, P.O.A.D.
Matt "Choke" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:25 pm
Have I told yall I loves me some Michael Vick today,,
"Chef" Tim Dix
December 24th, 2010
1:28 pm
NOLA fans, take heart. Your city comes in 2nd in nasty, just as your team will to the Falcons, to Paris, France.
Matt "Choke" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:28 pm
Merry Chrimas everybody,, Hope I get that Michael Vick Fat Head!
Ed
December 24th, 2010
1:32 pm
As a life long Falcons fan I can honestly say that seeing the Falcons win the Super Bowl for me would be great, like a child walking into a candy store and being able to eat it all. With Thomas Dimitroff as general manager and Mike Smith as head coach all the ingredients are in place for this team to compete for years to come. I’d like to see the Braves get back to the World Series in 2011 as well. It’s been 15 years since a team from Atlanta has won a World title, its due time for another and that could very well come on February 6th.
gcs
December 24th, 2010
1:33 pm
I love the looks on those Packers fans’ faces.
.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:34 pm
@Really
Come on now – Vick and the Eagles are too explosive for “ANY” team.
Vick
Maclin
Jackson
Avant
McCoy
Celek
Way too many weapons. If they played the Falcons the Eagles would win by at least 30
Pudwacker
December 24th, 2010
1:35 pm
I doubt holyfield has any money today after making hundreds of millions.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:39 pm
“TOO MANY WEAPONS”
LeSean ‘Shady’ McCoy Quietly Having Super Season
By David Elfin
NFL Writer
He doesn’t have the hype or the flash of teammates Michael Vick and DeSean Jackson, but the Philadelphia Eagles wouldn’t on the verge of clinching the NFC East without LeSean McCoy, who leads the NFC with 1,587 yards from scrimmage and is fifth in rushing with 1,036 yards.
Drafting the running back from Pitt in the second round in 2009 to groom behind long-time mainstay Brian Westbrook looks brilliant now. Westbrook’s pair of concussions last season allowed the rookie to show he could handle the starting job and prompted the Eagles to release the veteran this offseason. McCoy has more than fulfilled their faith.
Aside from his ground game stardom, McCoy leads Philadelphia’s top-ranked offense (and all NFL running backs) with 74 catches. His 551 receiving yards are five shy of Baltimore’s Ray Rice for the most by a running back. And among NFC backs, only Minnesota’s Adrian Peterson and Atlanta’s Michael Turner have more touchdowns than McCoy’s nine. None of McCoy’s fellow top eight rushers in the NFC come within half a yard of his 5.3 per carry.
Matt "Choke" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:42 pm
My copy and paste skills are second to none,,, thank you very much!
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:43 pm
“U-N-S-T-O-P-P-A-B-L-E”!
Mornhinweg architect of unstoppable Eagles offense
The Eagles’ offense, under Marty Mornhinweg, has averaged 404 yards per game this season. (Getty Images)Just like the Niners
They both featured a veteran left-handed quarterback who was equally dangerous throwing or running. Both were led by an electrifying big-play wide receiver supplemented by a very good No. 2 wide out. Both had a tailback who could make big plays on the ground or through the air, and both had a tight end who was capable of making big plays down the field.
With two games left in this remarkable 2010 season, the Eagles are on pace to finish the regular season with 4,331 passing yards and 2,395 rushing yards.
Only one team in NFL history has had that many passing and rushing yards in the same season.
That was the 1998 San Francisco 49ers.
Their offensive coordinator? Marty Mornhinweg.
It’s impossible not to compare the Eagles with Mornhinweg’s 49ers. They’re mirror images of each other.
“I don’t really get into comparisons very much because that group did it for a long time, and this group is so young and just getting started,” Mornhinweg said. “But there’s no question we can do a lot of the same things that group did.”
Michael Vick is Steve Young. DeSean is Jerry. Maclin is T.O. Shady McCoy is Garrison Hearst, Brent Celek is Brent Jones and Jason Avant is J.J. Stokes.
Heck, while we’re at it, Kevin Kolb is Ty Detmer.
It all lines up.
“Very similar,” Mornhinweg said. “I’ve been fortunate to be with a few teams now that have had great talent, great players. And I think there’s a chance that when all is said and done, this group’s even better than that one. But that’s a long way off. Let’s see how far this offense goes and then we can take a little bit of time and step back and analyze it.”
There are certainly many parallels between Vick and Young. Both blossomed a decade into their careers – for very different reasons.
“Steve did it over a long period of time and got a Super Bowl win, so that’s Mike’s challenge now,” Mornhinweg said. “Mike’s playing as good as any quarterback has played but for a small stretch. His challenge now is to do it year after year. That’s the next step for him.”
Back to head coach?
Marty Mornhinweg’s last crack at head coaching didn’t go so well. He didn’t have any players, he didn’t have any front office support, and he didn’t have any luck.
It’s been eight years since the Lions fired Mornhinweg after his two teams went 5-27 in 2001 and 2002.
Mornhinweg joined Andy Reid’s staff a year soon after leaving Detroit, first as a senior assistant to Reid, then as assistant head coach for a couple years, and for the past five years as assistant head coach and offensive coordinator.
Now, with the Eagles rolling toward the playoffs again and piling up yards and scoring points in record-setting fashion, Mornhinweg finally is again a hot head coaching candidate.
Mornhinweg’s reinvention of Michael Vick’s game, from athlete to quarterback, is at the heart of the Eagles’ 10-4 season and has garnered Mornhinweg the kind of national attention that serious NFL head coaching candidates get.
“He knows the game so well,” Vick said. “He knows personnel, he knows talent, he knows defenses, and he knows how to exploit the opposition and take advantage of their weaknesses.
“Those qualities are why he would make a great head coach, and I see him being a head coach real soon. I hope he gets that opportunity, he definitely deserves it, and I know he’ll be a great asset for somebody’s team.”
Mornhinweg, 48, said he’ll be open to overtures once the season is over, although he said he feels like he has a tremendous job right now, so he won’t jump at just any head coaching offer. It has to be the right opportunity.
“I’ve got probably one of the better jobs in all the NFL,” he said. “Better than many head coaches. This is a great organization. We’ve got great young talent, so it’s got to be the right spot.
“I do see myself as a head coach, and hopefully that will happen, and I’ve got my thoughts on what it would have to be like. If an opportunity pops up and I’m interested … we’ll see. Sometimes it happens when you least expect it.”
– Reuben Frank
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Friday, December 24, 2010
Posted: 12:44 p.m.
By Reuben Frank
CSNPhilly.com
The morning after he signed with the Eagles, Michael Vick wandered upstairs at the NovaCare Complex into the office of offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg.
“I didn’t know anything about him,” Vick said. “But from the first time I met him, I knew he was something special. Just his demeanor. I went up there, and the funny thing is, I don’t remember anything about the conversation. I can’t tell you one thing he said to me. But I just remember saying to myself, ‘Man, I can work with this guy.’”
Twelve years after he guided the 49ers to one of the greatest offensive seasons in NFL history, Mornhinweg is at it again.
With Mornhinweg designing the schemes, preparing the game plan and calling the plays, the 2010 Eagles’ offense has emerged as one of the most explosive in NFL history and the heart of a team many believe has a realistic chance to make a Super Bowl run.
With two games left in the regular season, the Eagles are averaging 404 yards per game, on pace for 6,462 yards, which would be the 13th-most in NFL history. They’re on target to score 470 points, which would be 26th-most in NFL history. They’re gaining 5.5 yards per rushing attempt, fifth-highest in NFL history.
Don’t believe yet this is an offense for the ages?
The Eagles have scored 26 or more points 11 times, and only 12 teams in NFL history have ever done that more in a season. They’ve netted 390 or more yards nine times, and one more 390-yard game will match the fourth-most ever by one team in a single season.
This is Mornhinweg’s fifth year as Reid’s offensive coordinator, seventh year as assistant head coach and eighth year on Reid’s staff. The four highest-scoring Eagles teams in franchise history have come since Mornhinweg became offensive coordinator.
As proficient as the Eagles have been moving the ball and putting up points the last five seasons, this year, Mornhinweg has taken the Eagles’ offense into the stratosphere.
This is offensive football as an art form. And Mornhinweg is painting with an unstoppable paintbrush.
“He’s got a very creative mind,” said head coach Andy Reid, who goes back 23 years with Mornhinweg – they coached together at UTEP in 1987.
“Marty came up through some systems with coordinators that coached him and that he worked with that were very creative guys, and then he has a creative mind himself, so he’s taken what he’s learned from those guys and adds to it. He’s like an artist. And he’s passionate. He loves doing it.
“He’s able to see players’ talents, and as opposed to harping on their weaknesses, it’s, ‘Let’s get them better at their weaknesses, but let’s exploit like crazy their strengths and put them in a position where they can go show off a little bit.’ And he’s a unique feel for that.”
Mornhinweg’s offense is predicated on striking quickly with big plays, on being impossible to decipher regarding formations and personnel, on being utterly unpredictable based on down and distance, and on always being aggressive.
You might stop ’em for a quarter. You might stop ’em for a half. But as we saw Sunday at the Meadowlands when the Eagles scored 28 points in the final 7 1/2 minutes against the NFL’s No. 2 defense on its own turf, you’re just not going to stop them for 60 minutes.
In each of the nine games Michael Vick has started and finished, the Eagles have scored at least 26 points and gained at least 373 yards. When either Vick or Kevin Kolb plays the entire game, the Eagles are averaging 32 points and 415 yards.
In other words, if you’re going to beat the Eagles, you better be ready to score four touchdowns and a field goal just to be in the game.
“Defenses are constantly on their heels because he’s going to shoot it at you,” Vick said. “He’s going to throw it at you all day and keep the pressure on. He might throw it at you 10 straight times and then he might run it four times, you’ve just got to be ready.
“That’s the reason we’re doing so good, because of Marty. The way he calls plays, the way he puts a game plan together. He has such a good feel for what we all do well, what we don’t do well, and he can play to our strengths. When things aren’t going well, he does a great job adjusting. Once we get into a game and find out what the defense is going to do, he does a great job figuring out what we can do against it. Every time he tells me something’s going to happen, probably 90 percent of the time it happens.”
One of the primary tenets of Mornhinweg’s offense is that it’s not dependent on any one person or any one phase. Jackson is the superstar, but Jason Avant has more catches and Maclin has more touchdowns. McCoy has been quiet as a receiver the last couple weeks, and Brent Celek has finally re-emerged as a receiving threat.
Five different guys have led the team in receiving in 14 games. Three different guys have led the team in rushing.
You think the Eagles are only about chucking the ball up and down the field? If they run for 99 or more yards in their last two games, they’ll become the second team in NFL history and the first since the 1990 Bears to record 99 or more rushing yards in all 16 games.
Then factor in the most dangerous, unpredictable, multi-faceted quarterback in the game today, and defenses are inevitably going to be off-balance trying to figure what’s coming next, where it’s coming from and how it’s coming.
“If a defense can tell by your personnel or formation or splits or anything else that this or that is coming, they’re going to slap you in the face,” Mornhinweg said. “You’re done. If they have no idea, then offensively you’ve got a chance not only to have a successful play but possibly a big play if the right things happen.
Really, the Eagles live on the edge. That’s why occasionally you get stretches where the offense looks terrible, pass protection falls apart, timeouts get wasted, guys line up in the wrong spot.
Because the thing is so complex, so cutting edge, there are going to be breakdowns.
But when it’s on? Well, you’ve seen it.
Thirty-five points in the first 16 minutes in Washington. Twenty-eight points in the last eight minutes at the Meadowlands. An NFL-best 11 offensive touchdowns of 45 yards or more. No other team has more than six.
That’s what can happen when everything clicks.
With that first quarter against the Redskins and the fourth quarter Sunday against the Giants, the 2010 Eagles became only the sixth team in NFL history with two 28-point quarters. Since 1980, the only NFL teams with two 28-point quarters in a season have been the 2004 Eagles and the 2008 Eagles.
Marty.
“You try your very best to put your players in a position to have success and keep your opponent off-balance and be aggressive – even to the point of being over-aggressive,” Mornhinweg said. “Now, look, that can bite you in the short term on occasion, but in the long term over the course of a program, over the course of a year or many years, typically it pays off 10-fold if you’re very, very aggressive.
“We’ll have those plays – ‘What the heck was that? – but it was us trying to be very aggressive. … And precision. You’ve got to be precise in offensive football. The precision has to be there, especially in the way I teach, we teach. It’s got to be precise or it doesn’t work.”
It drives some fans crazy when the Eagles throw on third-and-one. Which they do a lot.
It doesn’t drive them crazy when they nail a huge play on third-and-one.
It’s all about giving a defense something they’re not prepared for.
“You have to do those things,” Mornhinweg said. “It’s about keeping a defense off-balance. Third-and-one, sure, the percentages are higher to get the first down when you run the ball. But the number of big plays is higher when you throw the ball. That might be one of the very few plays where you get DeSean Jackson or Jeremy Maclin singled up in coverage, so you have to be willing to do that.
“I’ve been fortunate because Andy Reid is an aggressive guy, and he once in a while will question me but very, very rarely, so he allows myself and the rest of the staff and the players to be aggressive.”
Since Mornhinweg took over as offensive coordinator in 2006, the Eagles have scored 1,991 points – fifth-most in the NFL. During that span, only four teams – all in the AFC (Patriots, Colts, Chargers, Steelers) – have won more games than the Eagles. They’re also third over the past five years in total yards.
The defense has been up and down. Special teams has been inconsistent.
Marty just keeps pouring it on.
“In order to do what he does, he’s got to have a pretty good feel for the canvas, and that’s your defense,” Reid said. “He’s got to be able to look at a defense, know what the defense is doing, get the matchup he wants against that defense, and completely understand the scheme and be able to call the play that goes with that defense when he thinks that guy is going to call that play, it’s a whole chess match, and he’s very good at that.”
The Eagles, 10-4, face the Vikings Sunday at the Linc with a chance to clinch the NFC East title. Two wins and a Bears loss will give the Eagles a first-round bye.
Matt "Choke" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:45 pm
And if there is a Michael Vick story out there I will find it…….
Matt "Choke" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:45 pm
Have I mentioned I loves me some Michael Vick!
Matt "Choke" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:50 pm
Wow,, that was goot one,,, I am the Copy and paste KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:53 pm
Matt “Choke” Ryan
December 24th, 2010
1:50 pm
Wow,, that was goot one,,, I am the Copy and paste KING OF THE WORLD!!!
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Michael "Choke" Vick
December 24th, 2010
1:57 pm
Thats was nice Choke Ryan,,, what does it say,,, I cant read…
JSS
December 24th, 2010
1:58 pm
When pot calls the kettle black, it seems truly silly…
ATL: 288-392-6 That’s .424… 3 more wins, and 10 more losses…
calling out
New Orleans: 285-382-5 That’s .427 by the way…
Michael "Choke" Vick
December 24th, 2010
2:03 pm
@ Matt “Choke” Ryan
I really appreciate your affection for me but should tone it down just a bit,, I havent won anything yet bro,,, But thanks anyway,,,,
Michael "Choke" Vick
December 24th, 2010
2:05 pm
JSS
Nobody said the Falcons have a rich winning tradition… Aints fans on the other hand act like winning championships is what they do,,,, year in and year out,,,,
JSS
December 24th, 2010
2:07 pm
@ Chef Dix…
When have you “ever” been to Paris? Sorry Sir, Paris has not been confused with a dirty city since the introduction of Fifth Republic…
5150 P.O.A.D.
December 24th, 2010
2:11 pm
robertussen
I have never seen Tiger drink from hole-to-hole. Well not hole-to-hole on a golf course. I guess baseball isn’t a sport either. We play Beer Baseball/Softball and drink the whole time so I guess that makes the pro version not a sport too.
JSS
December 24th, 2010
2:12 pm
They have a Lombardi… So does Tampa, I never crack on a town that has actually been to Olympus…
Matt "Choke" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
2:13 pm
How come nobody is talking to me, I DEMAND ATTENTION,, Time for another copy and paste job,,,
Michael "Choke" Vick
December 24th, 2010
2:15 pm
Hey,, I wanna go to Olympus,, wherever that is,,,,,,
Michael "Choke" Vick
December 24th, 2010
2:16 pm
I’ve been in the Federal pen,,, does that count
Michael "Choke" Vick
December 24th, 2010
2:20 pm
@ Chef Dix
Shouldnt you be cooking or something…
JSS
December 24th, 2010
2:23 pm
Even a name stealer can’t crash my holiday joy today…
5150 P.O.A.D.
December 24th, 2010
2:26 pm
JSS
Jump for Joy. If she gets mad then start feeling Mary.
Michael "Choke" Vick
December 24th, 2010
2:29 pm
And on that note,, I’m outta here,, Merry Christmas everybody! I must go tend to my tenderloin,,,
GO FALCONS!
Grover Lee
December 24th, 2010
2:38 pm
I am really a State of Georgia Fan, i pull for the home team (Ga) even if it is sock rolling Goooooo Georgia. It has been a tough long ride, and it really seems that mediocracy sets in with all of our teams and that is sad and it is good to see our teams doing well. with all that said we have not won anything yet and yes the falcons are 12 and 2 and that is just it 12 and 2 and Roddy White can not keep his trap shut as though he has been watching the T.ocho Show! Bring it down a notch Roddy it would really be nice if Jenkins played like he wanted to be the first option. The media oh my goodness the atlanta media really bites, show some creativity when writing and loyalty, as soon as it goes bad you guys are the first to through dirt on the coffin. And all these fans wanting the Falcons to be covered more because we are 12 and 2 ,we have to win something the falcons have struggled all season, coaching and players alike. Matt at times look like a Deer caught in the headlights, me I am like give me something consistent. Once again I am for the home team all the way let’s not get cocky, be confident and remain humble we will get there. it does not matter if we do not get the coverage give me the wins the championships the rings the dynasties. Media will build you up to tear you down howsinever you can not remove championships and dynasties be humble my good people we will get there I have confidence.
Grover Lee
December 24th, 2010
2:43 pm
Enter your comments here
JSS
December 24th, 2010
2:53 pm
POAD!!!
Happy Holidays, stay off the roads, and don’t in the way of Gwinnett Fred, Mac, Larry, Crapapple Joe, John Kincade, or the Grand Imperial Wizard when they try to make that Milk and Bread run at 6 PM when the Red & White closes for Christmas!
I wonder how the Willie Martinez blogger is surviving since they have to leave the dorms for the holidays? I know he lost his public library internet access last year!!!
Joe Tess Fish House
December 24th, 2010
3:02 pm
No way the Flacons can win the Superbowel with all the fist round busts they are stuck paying. Add cheep shot artist Donta Robinson and this team is full of over paid under acheving talent. It will come back 2 hunt them. Mark my words.
Michael "Choke" Vick Fish House
December 24th, 2010
3:20 pm
Ah my favorite Falcons hater,,, Merry Christmas Joe Tess,,, Maybe Santa will bring the Flacons some players for their Rooster…
Ken
December 24th, 2010
4:19 pm
Roddy, please just keep your mouth shut and let your on-field play do the talking!
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idot
December 24th, 2010
5:01 pm
1eyedjack@11:02am……..”football was invented as an outdoor sport”,
Yeah, and the feet were invented to walk, but the automobile was invented to give the feet a ride. Cold weather, rain, and snow sux.
A game is so much better, in perfect conditions.
idot
December 24th, 2010
5:13 pm
Matt “choke” ryan…….Scrolled right on past your 1:43…….Why don’t you go to an Eagles blog and post that windbag entry, someone over there might actually read it.
bgdawg
December 24th, 2010
5:31 pm
lol is that black dude in black n’ red on the left samuel l. jackson?
JSS
December 24th, 2010
6:20 pm
Scrolled right past that “snsrky” 5:13PM post… Maybe somebody can let the rest of the crybaby class of bloggers know that they can keep looking for affirmation on Ledbetter’s and the Birdcage blogs! Happy Holidays anyhow!
JSS
December 24th, 2010
6:34 pm
and that was “snarky” idot just to be clear…
Smiling Jack
December 24th, 2010
6:47 pm
“Football was invented as an outdoor sport.” That was then…this is now! So taking a crap was first done outdoors and on the ground, but with the invention of the modern toilet would you not want to avail yourself of a modern bathroom when possible? That was then…this is now. Let’s get real. Enjoy reading history, but enjoy living now. Enjoy football in a domed stadium. Mr. Blank should save his money forgoing an outdoor stadium and spend it on building a great team.
Matty Ice
December 24th, 2010
6:50 pm
I throw quick slants, so I don’t hurt my rotator cup.
JSS
December 24th, 2010
6:51 pm
@ Smiling Jack…
You might not want it from me; but that was a fine use of an analogy…
Co-sign if I might…
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
6:53 pm
idot
December 24th, 2010
5:13 pm
Matt “choke” ryan…….Scrolled right on past your 1:43…….Why don’t you go to an Eagles blog and post that windbag entry, someone over there might actually read it.
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Sorry I don’t make requests
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
6:54 pm
JSS
December 24th, 2010
6:20 pm
Scrolled right past that “snsrky” 5:13PM post… Maybe somebody can let the rest of the crybaby class of bloggers know that they can keep looking for affirmation on Ledbetter’s and the Birdcage blogs! Happy Holidays anyhow!
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Too funny
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
7:01 pm
Just so you guys know, only 2 of the teams the Falcons have beaten have made the playoffs, during the same season, during that “Overrated” home record by the CHOKE.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
7:04 pm
“POLL TIME”
Just released on NFL Network, of all viewers, they polled that 63 percent for Vick and 14 percent for CHOKE, indicating who will have a
better game this weekend.
Not that it was a surprise
“AMERICA HAS SPOKEN – AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN”!
Michael "Choke" Vick Fish House
December 24th, 2010
7:24 pm
Merry Chirmas Matt “Choke” Ryan,,, your my hero!!
Crawling through the desert
December 24th, 2010
7:32 pm
Atlanta fans escaped the desert only briefly with the 1995 Braves.
Covers Dixie like the Dew
December 24th, 2010
7:36 pm
Matt Ryan is a damn good
NFL ….. QB.
bob
December 24th, 2010
8:02 pm
No it is Joe Johnson – He gets paid more than Lebron and doesn’t have to show up in the post season. Now that is heaven.
JSS
December 24th, 2010
8:25 pm
@ MCR…
Don’t always agree with your approach; but you have just as much as right to say what is on your mind as the next person… You’ve never stooped to being a race baiter or just plain snarky as the ones who are always calling you out… Have a good safe holiday, that goes for everyone on the blog… That is especially for those who I never agree with or even respect…
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
8:38 pm
bob
December 24th, 2010
8:02 pm
No it is Joe Johnson – He gets paid more than Lebron and doesn’t have to show up in the post season. Now that is heaven.
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He and CHOKE should hang out because CHOKE makes 42 million more than Flacco and still has 3 playoff wins and a championship game less
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 24th, 2010
8:40 pm
JSS
The feeling is mutual and you keep it clean as well.
Have a safe holidays!
D-Man
December 24th, 2010
9:14 pm
So much for that “Loserville” title…lol
Melissa
December 24th, 2010
10:13 pm
Seriously? No mention of the Dream at all? Just on the hopes that the Thrashers and Hawks might make it to the playoffs? I think that’s a bit disappointing.
Frozen Rope
December 24th, 2010
10:54 pm
Merry Christmas too alll ,, and too all a goodnight,,, except for you Matt “Choke” Ryan,,, Loser
Hit A Single
December 24th, 2010
10:58 pm
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Go Falcons, you are what hard work, desire and discipline are all about.
Falcon Jim
December 24th, 2010
11:12 pm
My Christmas list:
The Taints torn.
World Peace.
The economy and jobs pick up.
Matt “Choke”…………….chokes.
Falcon Jim
December 24th, 2010
11:31 pm
Switches, coal and “dirty socks” for CHOKE.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
12:10 am
Merry Christmas………………………so God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son…………….
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
12:26 am
2 Weeks until Falcons draft watch
Atlanta Housewife
December 25th, 2010
12:39 am
you must really be a longly person on x-mas talking, and that’s all you are doing is talking hatefulness on this blog this night ! You should be glad christ was born and died for you ! merry x-mas anyway…..
Sid
December 25th, 2010
1:29 am
Be Content!!!!
December 24th, 2010
11:59 am
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this decade? jeez dude ….only 7 days left, give us a chance!
….and that saints sb once in a blue moon win…………that only happens every 400 years….sit down, relax, it will be awhile!
And by the way…..we did get to the Super Bowl before the Saints, we just had a lil problem with the
Robinson’s lack of action at home
Sid
December 25th, 2010
1:31 am
Didn’t this “choke” fella used to tout Flacco as the second coming………..
……………..dude, that ain’t what the chicks are saying.
Katherine
December 25th, 2010
1:43 am
Merry Christmas!
Jim
December 25th, 2010
6:23 am
N’Orleans is a great sports town. Baseball, basketball, hockey. They support all the teams. Oh, they don’t have any?
Poured myself a vodka
December 25th, 2010
8:05 am
I still refuse to bite on the Falcons. Once bitten, twice smitten. Or is it, Once smited, twice bitten. No, Once bitten twice shy. that’s it. The braves and the falcons, except for 1995’s world series ring, are perenial heartbreakers and I have got to protect my ticker here.
I am the number one sportsfan in all of Atlanta. I think sports 24/7 365. I am sports. I play sports all the time too. I’m playing sports right now. I’m presently in the middle of a baseball game. (I just happen to have a really big lead off of second).
BTW: are you supposed to tag up after every foul ball? Yeah? I guess I’m out, then. Oh well….
Anyway, I’m not falling for the great Falcon Tease of 2010. They will lose the first playoff game. It’s written in the cold stone that has replaced my heart. Not gonna doit. Not gonna do it. Na ga da.
na ga da!
Ryan Fanning
December 25th, 2010
8:14 am
GO THRASHERS!!!!!!
Joey
December 25th, 2010
8:25 am
Somebody’s gonna have to put the Eagles away. Not us, cause I can’t remember when the Falcons were even competitive against Andy Reid.
Maybe NO or NY can handle that job, then hopefully, it’s Falcons / Pats in the Super Bowl.
Nuts for Boults
December 25th, 2010
9:09 am
And snow on Christmas in Atlanta…..Something strange is happening here……
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
9:19 am
JSS @ MCR…
Don’t always agree with your approach; but you have just as much as right to say what is on your mind as the next person… You’ve never stooped to being a race baiter or just plain snarky as the ones who are always calling you out… Have a good safe holiday, that goes for everyone on the blog… That is especially for those who I never agree with or even respect…
Well isnt that sweet.
yo mama
December 25th, 2010
9:26 am
Jeff, you left out the Knights title, in the 90’s.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
9:36 am
Vodka,
How can you be the sports fan you claim to be if you deny the future potential. You must be the life of the party.
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
9:45 am
@ Jim
Maybe he should have made it a double….
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
9:55 am
Hey Rope. Merry Christmas. I haven’t been around lately very much since D-Led “band” me for fighting with the Taints and the racist.
GT Falcon
December 25th, 2010
10:14 am
This season will be spoken of, for many years to come. Our time is now… Rise Up!
Gatorman
December 25th, 2010
10:38 am
Old joke: Man wearing coat in purgatory, and the devil ask him why. Because it would be a cold day in hell when all of the Atlanta franchises made the playoffs in the same year.
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
11:09 am
Merry Christmas Jim,.,,, wow,, D-Led banned YOU,,, thats funny,,, JS is always threatening to ban me,,, so far I have managed to avoid getting the boot,,,, At least JS is fair and allows everyone to be equal opportunity idiots,,, Hang in there Buddy!
GO FALCONS!!
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
11:10 am
Oh and Jim,, YOU ARE BAND!
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
11:26 am
Joey
December 25th, 2010
8:25 am
Somebody’s gonna have to put the Eagles away. Not us, cause I can’t remember when the Falcons were even competitive against Andy Reid.
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I have some good news, and some bad news:
The good news, the Falcons beat the Eagles in 2005.
The bad news, the winning qb is now the Eagles starting qb.
Oh well – there is always the draft
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
11:28 am
Sid
December 25th, 2010
1:31 am
Didn’t this “choke” fella used to tout Flacco as the second coming………..
……………..dude, that ain’t what the chicks are saying.
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2008 SEASON
Flacco 2 playoff wins……1 championship game appearance.
CHOKE 1 and done….no playoff wins…..2 picks, 1 fumble, 1 safety.
2009 SEASON
Flacco 1 playoff win.
CHOKE no playoffs.
What more explaining do you need?
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
11:32 am
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
9:55 am
Hey Rope. Merry Christmas. I haven’t been around lately very much since D-Led “band” me for fighting with the Taints and the racist.
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D-Led is the man…………. ha ha ha
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
11:34 am
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
11:09 am
Merry Christmas Jim,.,,, wow,, D-Led banned YOU,,, thats funny,,, JS is always threatening to ban me,,, so far I have managed to avoid getting the boot,,,, At least JS is fair and allows everyone to be equal opportunity idiots,,, Hang in there Buddy!
GO FALCONS!!
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Oh a Jared Diamond moment – so happy for you fellas
rznic60
December 25th, 2010
11:37 am
Matt vs Joe 2010 Matt 1 win Joe 1 loss, what more explaining do you need?
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
12:45 pm
Tony Gonzalez thinking about retirement as playoffs approach
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on December 25, 2010, 9:58 AM EST
In Tony Gonzalez’s 14 NFL seasons, he has yet to win a playoff game. But the 35-year-old Falcons tight end can’t help thinking about possibly retiring at the end of this season. Especially if his team wins a Super Bowl.
“I would be lying if I didn’t tell you that I didn’t think about it,” Gonzalez said of retiring to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. “I’d be a fool if I didn’t think about it; just trying to be prepared a little bit. But you think about it and then you detach from it.”
On NFL Network the other night, Matt Millen quoted a scout that said there are two guys in the NFL that have no speed left, but still get open regularly: Hines Ward and Gonzalez. When Ward heard the comment, he told Millen not to tell anyone his secret.
It’s no secret that Gonzalez has slowed down, but he’s still very productive. Gonzalez has 62 catches, 591 yards, and five scores on the season. He could wind up with his lowest numbers since 1998, yet he’s still the second most valuable receiver on the likely No. 1 seed in the NFC.
Gonzalez worries about a possible lockout and his desire to play in 2011.
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Since the thought of Atlanta winning a superbowl this season is O-U-T of the question, it looks like once again the Falcons made another blunder.
Last season they “Wasted” a Number 2 pick for an aging tight end with no more speed. Now, when he retires they have to use another top draft pick to maybe get lucky finding a replacement. So that’s 2 draft picks for one roster spot, just to make CHOKE look decent, because he just plain S-U-C-K-S.
Now, look at the Eagles, Brent Celek, 25 years old and already at the top of his game and he will be around for a long time and he wasn’t a top draft pick.
That’s why the Eagles, in a rebuilding year, are years ahead of the Falcons in what is supposed to be their best shot at winning something as simple as a playoff game.
So, next season its back to the drawing board, but now they are behind the 8 ball, because while they were sleeping behind the wheel, Tampa is on the rise and the Saints are in their prime.
The Falcons will forever be the laugh of the NFL, no matter how many quick slants are thrown by the “Check Down King”
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
12:48 pm
rznic60
December 25th, 2010
11:37 am
Matt vs Joe 2010 Matt 1 win Joe 1 loss, what more explaining do you need?
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That just shows the difference between a Ravens fan and a delusional Falcons fan – Ravens care more about playoff wins than regular season “referee” assisted wins
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
1:06 pm
Rope, thanks.
I should be “band” for what I’m thinking about this “Choke” idiot.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
1:09 pm
What I think about this “CHOKE” guy would be considered a hate crime……………
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
1:10 pm
“CHOKE’s” theme-song:
If I Only Had a Brain.
Stinger2
December 25th, 2010
1:42 pm
Jeff, I believe you are right that all four teams will
make the playoffs (counting the Braves in 2010). Its
amusing why so many of the responses (in an increasing
number it seems) never comment on the subject you write about but use it as an opportunity to rant or talk trash to each other about the teams in the post. I realize that everyone has a right to their opinion but why not express
it on the subject at hand instead about the merits of the Falcons vs. Saints, GT vs. UGA in yesteryear, etc.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
1:46 pm
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
1:09 pm
What I think about this “CHOKE” guy would be considered a hate crime……………
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In case you didn’t know – a band plays musical instruments
Secondly, he complains he was banned because of racists on D-Led blog
“Pot meet kettle”……….. ha ha ha.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
1:57 pm
CHOKE, “BAND” is a joke. I know it is “banned,” idiot. It is what the idiot (like you) Saint’s fans say.
Also, it sure is a sign of your ignorance to accuse ME of racism.
CHOKE: stupid, fat, drunk and ignorant is no way to go through life, son.
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
2:05 pm
Falcon Jim sounds like another ignorant falcon fan, nothing but a classless piece of trash you ignorant moron. After we beat the pigeons monday night what will you say then Pigeon Jim
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:30 pm
A Taints fan calling ME ignorant? I guess I just got complimented.
real falcon fan
December 25th, 2010
2:33 pm
RODDY WHITE LIVES IIN THE WHITE HOUSE ,AND IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SAID WHAT EVERY FALCON FAN FEEL’S! TO SAINTS LAST YEAR IS OVER,AND LAST TIME I CHECKED WHAT YOU DID YESTERDAY MEANS VERY LITTLE! GO RODDY GO FALCONS, THE 2010 FALCON’S ARE AWESOME!
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
2:36 pm
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:30 pm
A Taints fan calling ME ignorant? I guess I just got complimented
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Poor Falcon Jim – Its a consensus.
“AMERICA HAS SPOKEN”
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:36 pm
The worst thing about playing the Taints is it brings out their classless, brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless, apprenticed, benighted, birdbrained, blind to, cretinous, dense, green*, illiterate, imbecilic, in the dark, inexperienced, innocent, insensible, mindless, misinformed, moronic, naive, nescient, oblivious, obtuse, shallow, thick, unconscious, unconversant, uncultivated, uncultured, uneducated, unenlightened, uninformed, uninitiated, unintellectual, unknowledgeable, unlearned, unlettered, unmindful, unread, unschooled, unsuspecting, untaught, untrained, unwitting, witless fans.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:38 pm
One idiot cajun and “America has spoken?”
BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! !
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
2:41 pm
Hey Pigeon Jim after the your overrated team loses monday night what will you say then idiot
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
2:43 pm
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:36 pm
The worst thing about playing the Taints is it brings out their classless, brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dull, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, gullible, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, indiscreet, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, meaningless, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, out to lunch, pointless, puerile, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simple, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking, witless, apprenticed, benighted, birdbrained, blind to, cretinous, dense, green*, illiterate, imbecilic, in the dark, inexperienced, innocent, insensible, mindless, misinformed, moronic, naive, nescient, oblivious, obtuse, shallow, thick, unconscious, unconversant, uncultivated, uncultured, uneducated, unenlightened, uninformed, uninitiated, unintellectual, unknowledgeable, unlearned, unlettered, unmindful, unread, unschooled, unsuspecting, untaught, untrained, unwitting, witless fans.
Hey Matt “CHOKE” Ryan, when did you teach Pigeon Jim how to copy and paste
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
2:45 pm
One idiot cajun and “America has spoken?”
This Pigeon Fan doesn’t have a brain at all, Dude do you know the Who Dat nation will be in full force in Atlanta monday moron
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:48 pm
Who Dat, I would LOVE to be able to bet that YOU won’t have the guts to come on this blog after we beat you. You cajuns are all spineless pieces of $h!+ ! !
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:49 pm
Who DAT
just eat $h!+ and die……………
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:52 pm
The Who Dat nation is just a bunch of poor trash idiots that don’t know better than to live below sea-level, with the class to shoot and loot during a catastrophe and then to brag like they are special.
What a bunch of ignominious ignoramuses. ! ! !
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:54 pm
Who Dat nation in full force:
BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! !
WHAT A FRIGGIN JOKE ! !
HA HA HA HA…………
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:55 pm
Who Dats,
Don’t forget your bags. You will need them Monday.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
3:02 pm
Taints record:
Total 275-378-5 5-6 in Post Season play
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:02 pm
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:54 pm
Who Dat nation in full force:
BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! !
WHAT A FRIGGIN JOKE ! !
HA HA HA HA…………
You are laughing now idiot but what will you say after monday night
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:03 pm
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:55 pm
Who Dats,
Don’t forget your bags. You will need them Monday.
You will handle them at the airport
mo's gator s'wich ta geaux
December 25th, 2010
3:04 pm
flacon jim we caguns bi smertar than u
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:04 pm
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
3:02 pm
Taints record:
Total 275-378-5 5-6 in Post Season play
And ONE SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONSHIP, how many do the Pigeons have?
mo's gator s'wich ta geaux
December 25th, 2010
3:05 pm
i lik dat who dat guy. he’s gay lik me.
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:05 pm
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
2:49 pm
Who DAT
just eat $h!+ and die……………
Great comeback from an idiot
mo's gator s'wich ta geaux
December 25th, 2010
3:06 pm
i slept wih druw breez and he say dey cheeted.
mo's gator s'wich ta geaux
December 25th, 2010
3:08 pm
who dat was fin butt he got a small peter
Seen This B4
December 25th, 2010
3:10 pm
Leave my friend Falcon Jim alone. He has more class in his little finger than all of “Who Dat.”
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:13 pm
I’m sorry Falcon Jim. If Seen This B4 says so, than you ARE better than me.
Yaya
December 25th, 2010
3:14 pm
Juicy Jeff forgot about the Atlanta Dreams. They made to the final. 5 for 5 maybe?
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:15 pm
I’m just a lonely little guy with pimples and glasses and fat with no girl friend. Mo was right. I’m leaving and NEVER coming back. And you are right, I wouldn’t have the guts to come back on here after we lose to the Falcons.
Howie Long
December 25th, 2010
3:17 pm
This Who Dat guy is a real putz.
Sheriff Dick Enhan
December 25th, 2010
3:19 pm
I’ve been looking for this Who Dat guy. I’m going to put him away for a long time.
Pepe Le Pew
December 25th, 2010
3:20 pm
Who Dat smells like me…………………
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:20 pm
Sheriff Dick Enhan
December 25th, 2010
3:19 pm
I’ve been looking for this Who Dat guy. I’m going to put him away for a long time.
Wow I am so scared
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:20 pm
Howie Long
December 25th, 2010
3:17 pm
This Who Dat guy is a real putz.
Howie how is your son doing for the rams loser
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:20 pm
Pepe Le Pew
December 25th, 2010
3:20 pm
Who Dat smells like me…………………
And so does your mom
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:21 pm
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:15 pm
I’m just a lonely little guy with pimples and glasses and fat with no girl friend. Mo was right. I’m leaving and NEVER coming back. And you are right, I wouldn’t have the guts to come back on here after we lose to the Falcons.
Wow another Pigeon fan taking my blog name, no surprise there
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:21 pm
Seen This B4
December 25th, 2010
3:10 pm
Leave my friend Falcon Jim alone. He has more class in his little finger than all of “Who Dat.”
I know you and Pigeon Jim have LOVE for each other
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
3:22 pm
mo’s gator s’wich ta geaux
December 25th, 2010
3:08 pm
who dat was fin butt he got a small peter
Dude why are you talking about yourself
President Barrock H. Obama
December 25th, 2010
3:27 pm
This Who Dat guy sure is a stupid fock.
johnr
December 25th, 2010
3:45 pm
It does not matter who wins on Monday night. Neither team can get by the Eagles
boots
December 25th, 2010
3:52 pm
Starting to see a LOT more Falcon’s gear out in the city. Exciting time to be living in Atlanta. Merry Christmas, everyone, and enjoy all the snow. Go Falcons!
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
4:08 pm
Yup. Can’t wait. Keep the MO up for MOnday night. Tear the Taints.
Bigg Bird
December 25th, 2010
4:43 pm
@ Choker
Why are you copying and pasting that garbage on our blog! Can someone please block him.
Roddy White
December 25th, 2010
4:46 pm
@ Aint fans
If you are attending the game, please thoroughly wash your azzes. Last year you had our Dome smelling like straight azz.
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
4:50 pm
I am a loser, and our Aints nation do not have a blog, because someone stole it.
I live in Atlanta, because I have warrants in NO.FEMA is looking for me for filing a false claim.
Who Dat Nation
December 25th, 2010
5:01 pm
Also, I live in Atlanta because the chicks in NO are nasty.
D. Orlando Ledbetter
December 25th, 2010
5:23 pm
I’d band this Who Dat Nation guy.
D. Orlando Ledbetter
December 25th, 2010
5:24 pm
I’ve banded a lot of people. I’d do it.
Evander Holyfield
December 25th, 2010
5:25 pm
I’d knock-out this Who Dat guy.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
5:25 pm
Bigg Bird
December 25th, 2010
4:43 pm
@ Choker
Why are you copying
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“BOO HOO HOO”
The only reason I don’t paste Falcons milestones, is because they don’t have any
F Zappa
December 25th, 2010
5:26 pm
Saints fans have stink-foot.
Jesse Jackson
December 25th, 2010
5:27 pm
I’d support the Saints (if they gave me money.)
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
5:28 pm
SUPERBOWL FACT:
Since the creation of the NFC South, the Falcons is the only team not to make it to the superbowl.
Elite I tell ya
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
5:30 pm
Since the creation of the NFC South, CHOKE is the only qb not to lead their team from “worst-to-first”, by failing to win the division in 2008.
Very Peyton like
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
5:34 pm
Only in Atlanta would their delusional fans prefer to have 3 back-to-back winning seasons, over winning a superbowl
Say what you like about the Saints, but they have one and the Falcons never will – with CHOKE that is
Old Gold
December 25th, 2010
5:41 pm
Atlanta is still Losersville including Tech!
Jimmy Johnson
December 25th, 2010
5:44 pm
This “Choke” guy is an ignoramus.
Will
December 25th, 2010
5:47 pm
No doubt we will beat the AINTS on Monday.
Howard Cosell
December 25th, 2010
5:47 pm
Here we are, and I’m here to tell you, “Choke” is indubitably the most ignominious individual on this blog.
Nancy Pelosi
December 25th, 2010
5:49 pm
We will have to see the game before we can be certain that the Saints and “Choke” are losers.
Joe Biden
December 25th, 2010
5:52 pm
This is one big f__king game coming up.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
7:14 pm
As long as the Falcons have the CHOKE they have no HOPE, because he is a big JOKE, and for the delusional fans you must be on DOPE, just like the pro bowl, these clowns get no VOTES, because the MVP & Lombardi winner resides in Philly and that’s how the story will be WROTE.
Beep Beep – that’s all folks
Buddy
December 25th, 2010
7:31 pm
Don’t forget the Atlanta Knights, Turner Cup Champions!
The Nature Boy
December 25th, 2010
7:32 pm
Matt Choke = Scrooge
Hit A Single
December 25th, 2010
7:50 pm
You have two kind of people in sports, you have the guy that is a competitor, like Matt Ryan, and then you have the guy that just watches sports, like Matt “CHOKE” Ryan. Matt CHOKE Ryan probably played for his daddy when he did play or he wouldn’t have played at all. I am so thankful that the real Matt Ryan is a Falcon and man has he made some spectacular throws this year. Good Luck Falcons!
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
8:11 pm
“Choke” Waxing poetic,,,,I love it,,, tell us again about the Poodle with the arm made of Noodle,,,
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
8:16 pm
You cannot out smart Matt “Choke” Ryan, like Roddy White you can only hope to contain him,,, aside from being the copy and paste KING OF THE WORLD,,, he also has those stupid little smily face things,,, how can you compete with that…
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
8:22 pm
I think Drew “Choke” Brees throws a couple of pics Monday night and the Falcons roll,,,, sorry I dont have a copy and paste story to back up my prediction… and no smiley faces
goldenglove002
December 25th, 2010
8:27 pm
Considering how the city almost completely shuts down with just a flurry, turnout for tomorrow’s rally and game will be a true testament to how many die-hard fans the Falcons have. Sure hope they come, if not I want their tickets.
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
9:13 pm
Delusional Falcons fans let me tell you one more TIME, the heart of a champion, in this city you will never FIND, winning the Lombardi, you people must be out of your MIND, calling you delusional, I’m just being KIND, because obviously you must be BLIND, until your annual draft day, your hopes will never SHINE, searching for that trophy, you dreamers will always be BEHIND.
But there is good news – I just save money by switching to Geico
kral
December 25th, 2010
9:17 pm
Matt i hope you do not have to choke your comments…do not know what will happen Mon. …do know we beat the Saints…a great team by the way on their home field..let’s see who sounds delusional on this blog me or you
kral
December 25th, 2010
9:21 pm
kind..ell I do not want you to be kind that in your case would sound psycho not delusional choke on it
kral
December 25th, 2010
9:22 pm
behind..buy you a paper tom choke on it and check the current standings
kral
December 25th, 2010
9:24 pm
what ’s happen chokie you have to think up another ryhme
kral
December 25th, 2010
9:32 pm
I got a ryhme for you stick your head where the sun does not shine…dam…I do not think that ryhmes
Katherine
December 25th, 2010
9:40 pm
Matt “CHOKE” Ryan
December 25th, 2010
9:13 pm
Delusional Falcons fans let me tell you one more TIME, the heart of a champion, in this city you will never FIND, winning the Lombardi, you people must be out of your MIND, calling you delusional, I’m just being KIND, because obviously you must be BLIND, until your annual draft day, your hopes will never SHINE, searching for that trophy, you dreamers will always be BEHIND.
But there is good news – I just save money by switching to Geico
Lame….you should really switch to decalf
kral
December 25th, 2010
9:44 pm
beautiful Kath….
Sid
December 25th, 2010
10:15 pm
Hey, just curious, how is the MLB team down in New Orleans doing?
vuduchld
December 25th, 2010
10:23 pm
Falcons will do what is in their DNA….LOSE
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
10:26 pm
@Katherine
Made my batch of cookies yet?
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
10:33 pm
Matt “CHOKE” Ryan is……=…….Seen This Before.
What’s wrong with you? ? ?
His attacks. The verbal pattern. The Hate. The ludicrousness.
Common……this is THE …………Seen.
……………..
Katrina, Life kinda sucks for you now, eah?
Matt "CHOKE" Ryan
December 25th, 2010
10:35 pm
Definition of Lame………..
The definition of LAME is when you spend 72-million, yet the results remain the SAME, shouldn’t be the Falcons, because they are TAMED, maybe a flock of goonies, because this city is just PLAIN, confused & INSANE, so go ahead and “rise up” but this is real football, not a college GAME, in the end this city will RECLAIM its CLAIM to SHAME.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
10:42 pm
Katrina……………Seen……………….CHOKE,
Give it up man. Just give it up.
Your mom has some Christmas cookies upstairs.
Have some egg-nog (with maybe a shot if momma will let you.)
Enjoy the games tomorrow and get ready to cry Monday night…………………
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
10:43 pm
Damn Choke,, all I asked for was your rendition of the poodle with the arm of noodle,, or whatever,, cracks me up everytime,,,, your new stuff is kinda lame,,, just sayin
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
10:45 pm
I’m really starting to lose faith in you “Choke”,,, at least Joe Tess Fish House is consistently funny,, damn
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
10:47 pm
Sorry,,, I said a bad word,, JS,, please dont Band me,,,,,
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
11:01 pm
Rope,
It’s Christmas, man. We can’t be cussing. But don’t you think this “CHOKE” character is “Seen?”
This is SO funny. The more things change, the more they stay the same. I miss Joe Tess. (He was “Seen’s” best character. )
F.J.
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
11:24 pm
Jim,,, Joe Tess is alive and well,, was chatting with him just a couple of days ago,,, priceless,
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
11:26 pm
Rope, cool. Again, Seen’s best character.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
11:28 pm
But, Rope, be careful. Don’t get BAND because we need a deep throat on our rooster.
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
11:32 pm
To answer your question Jim,, yes,, all one in the same,, I think they’re on the payroll,,, and if they are not they should be,,,,,, I mean really,,, thats like a full time job,
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
11:36 pm
Well,,, its like this,, when Joe Tess says SuperBowel,, its funny,, when I say SUPERBOWEL its vulger and worhty of being BAND!! There is no justice in this world,,,,
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
11:38 pm
Yup, Rope. Honesty gets you nowhere. Ignorance, these days, opens all the doors.
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
11:39 pm
BUT…………………….SCREW ‘EM ! ! ! ! !
Frozen Rope
December 25th, 2010
11:42 pm
Its ok,, I will be here until they Band me,,, fighting the good fight,, now lets kick some Aint A@@,, and continue the process,,,
Go Falcons!!
Falcon Jim
December 25th, 2010
11:44 pm
Yup, Rope. I want the MO through MOnday night. Tear the Taints ! ! ! !
Bobby
December 26th, 2010
3:11 am
GEAUX SAINTS GEAUX!!!
Hit A Single
December 26th, 2010
8:39 am
I just found out that Matt “CHOKE” Ryan goes to Cecil Newton’s church. Now I see the resemblence.
TheAntiMe
December 26th, 2010
8:51 am
I think that I read somewhere that Saints fans were offended by Roddy White’s comments this week. Really? You mean it hurt the who dats iddy biddy feelings? The same who dats that talk more smack than any other group of talkers other than Phillies fans? Wow, imagine that.
slawdawg
December 26th, 2010
9:19 am
Put hockey outdoors!
Howard Cosell
December 26th, 2010
10:16 am
This match-up Monday night is gearing up to be a classic.
President Barrock H. Obama
December 26th, 2010
10:19 am
Let me make this perfectly clear. CHOKE is an idiot and WHO DAT is a dweeb.
Covers Dixie like the Dew
December 26th, 2010
10:53 am
Atlanta Falcons coach Mike Smith is GOOD.
J-Man
December 26th, 2010
11:06 am
Well its obvious that Choke is a Vick fan and/or a Saints fan. If Matt Ryan is sooooooo bad how do you explain the 12-2 record or the 19-1 Home record. He may only pass for 200 yards a game but HE WINS GAMES. Guess you gonna tell me Kyle Orton is a better QB because he has more passing yards. I’m still a Vick fan and I’ll root for him unless he plays the Falcons, but to stay ignorant to the facts is laughable. Did Matty Ice steal your girl or something for you to hold this grudge for over 3 YEARS. Geeze dude get over it, move forward and be a better person.
JSS
December 26th, 2010
11:20 am
Wow, I actually saw a person use a derision not used since the late 80’s! Seriously, why were you folks on here deriding each other on a perfectly good day off yesterday?
Hit A Single
December 26th, 2010
11:30 am
I hate that Katrina happened, but New Orleans is not the only place to suffer tragedy. How many tornadoes have hit the midwest and killed many and destroyed life long possessions and you didn’t see the luting, killings and destruction you saw in New Orleans. The bottom line is that the home folks, the mayor and govenor didn’t take care of business. Welcome to Atlanta Saints and let’s have another good one. Go Falcons!
Fred Macmurray
December 26th, 2010
12:12 pm
JSS,,, I’m a big fan of late 80’s Derision,,, could you be more specific.
JSS
December 26th, 2010
12:27 pm
“How many tornadoes have hit the midwest and killed many and destroyed life long possessions and you didn’t see the luting, killings and destruction you saw in New Orleans.”
I don’t know what “luting,” but I do know what “looting” happens to be… And when singular disasters happened across the Midwest, Georgia, and the Western climes. 3/4 of the populace didn’t run off and leave the rest of their neighbors and fellow citizens (poor, indigent, mentally challenged, or infirmed) to their own devices for more than a week without an symbol of hope. Then there are the “law and order” bloggers who’d pick up a rifle or a taser and spend millions to protect property before they’d spend a dime or moment of effort to give a fellow human being a bottle of water or simple place to relieve themselves without sleeping in their own waste… There is a silly segment that live their lives vicariously on these blogs… The viciousness that some of you exhibit easily explains why our children have no sense of right or wrong.
It’s a silly football game that you obsessing about… “Well they started it!” What are you children? You’re grown, stop with this bashing on the 2,000 plus dead of Katrina!
What happened across the Gulf Coast was not a game… The death of a man of a man who treated me like a son simply because I dated his daughter many years ago is a testament of that “fact.” Rodney Thomas, Jr. was educated (had a Masters in Economics), a good father, a great husband of more than 40 years, and moreover was simply a man doing the right thing. He stayed in New Orleans simply to make sure that 3 neighbors who could not be evacuated in time were taken care of even though he was 78 years old…
So, for all of you jack_ _ _ es decrying how the citizens of New Orleans behaved. Go down to the Atlanta History Center and read the accounts of the good citizens of Atlanta following the withdrawal of Union troops from the city. Better yet, see how your forefathers behaved between September 22-24, 1906… If you still feel the need to rag on the people of New Orleans then, well you have no sense of human morality.
President Barock H. Obama
December 26th, 2010
12:35 pm
JSS………….wow.
Fred Macmurray
December 26th, 2010
12:44 pm
JSS,, thanks for clearing that up for me..
Dream Fan
December 26th, 2010
1:01 pm
Anyone hear of the Atlanta Dream?! Conference champions after only 3 years as a franchise? Oh, and rookie of the year Angel McCoughtry? Yeah, they are pretty good too!
Fred Macmurray
December 26th, 2010
1:02 pm
Ok,, If we’re done with the social commentary I would just like to add
GO FALCONS,, CRUSH THE AINTS!!
JSS
December 26th, 2010
1:12 pm
@ Dream Fan…
Yep, got my tickets for the season opener on June 5th vs the Liberty… Jeff Schultz is anti-WNBA; he won’t say anything good about them… The women sport bashers will come out the wood works now… “Believe in the Dream,” they actually win playoff games!
St. Clarkston
December 26th, 2010
1:16 pm
Thank god for the Thrashers. otherwise the whiny northern transplants would have nothing to do.
JSS
December 26th, 2010
1:32 pm
Do you mean “whine” like we are exposed to daily by the “Southern natives” who come on here and brag about “6-6″ juggernauts and “We Run This State” (maybe because they never leave this State)? Seriously, do you really want to go there?
Falcon Jim
December 26th, 2010
2:36 pm
Bashing white Southerners. The last vestige of BIGOTRY allowed in this country.
Stokley Carmichael
December 26th, 2010
2:48 pm
That be right, Jim.
JSS
December 26th, 2010
3:19 pm
“Bashing white Southerners,” the last time I looked at the word: “Southerners” it meant anyone born in the South. Son, I don’t use “code words.” If I wanted to decry Caucasians, I’d say what was on my mind. Obviously, it is not on my mind… But you’ve got a big chip on it regarding that. I’ve pointed out before that my family has never been ashamed of that side of our history. We’ve been ashamed of what they did when they had a choice to do better…
By the way, obese and ugly people will trade with the poor bashed “white Southerners” any day of the week… “Oh Woe, the World is picking on ye!”
Falcon Jim
December 26th, 2010
3:41 pm
I stick by what I said. And I’m nobody’s “son.” Old and parents dead.
Michael Morris
December 26th, 2010
3:58 pm
All nice. I love sports. A true grand slam would mean that violence in our area has been greatly reduced, that kids actually learn in public schools and become productive citizens – that we solve real problems, not just get happy and distracted by games played by kids.
JSS
December 26th, 2010
8:52 pm
And I’ll say it again: “what they did when they had a choice to do better.” It’s is your choice to keep harping that myth that someone is showing bigotry towards “White Southerners.” There is no greater fallacy remaining on our landscape… Enjoy that lonely view, the rest of the World is sweeping past on the way to the 22nd century…
Falcon Jim
December 26th, 2010
10:01 pm
Simply odd and delusional.
Paul Hewitt
December 27th, 2010
11:28 am
Just think, where would the Hawks be if I was their coach….
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Rabid Dawg
December 27th, 2010
4:33 pm
born in 65……
15 years later…UGA won the ncaa championship in football.
15 years later…the Braves won the world series.
Well Falcons….guess what? its 15 years later.