Countdown: Stern’s blindness, Canseco’s collapse, Richt’s whiffs

The Count learned vodka and plasma don't mix.

The Count learned vodka and plasma don't mix.

The Count has been off for a couple of weeks, which means he missed several more arrests involving the Georgia athletic department with a combined blood alcohol level that, if anywhere near a sparkler,  probably could blow up Bolivia.

The Bulldogs (whether administrator or players who somehow keep, keep, keep, keep, keep slipping through through Mark Richt’s recruiting filter — gee, who’s fault is that?) should follow the words of a famous drunk, Ernest Hemingway, who between whiskeys at least had the forethought to declare: “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” And if possible, don’t get caught driving with women’s underwear pulled over your head.

Of course, not everybody can use alcohol as an excuse. LeBron James, ESPN, Dan Gilbert, Jesse Jackson, David Stern — they’re all sober, even if delusional. Where to start? We count down . . .

10. Who’s next to grab the stupidity baton?

James, Wade and Bosh, together at last, almost like they planned it.

James, Wade and Bosh, together at last, almost like they planned it.

This whole NBA offseason has been like a game of goofball dominoes. LeBron James does his narcissistic dance of life across the stage in free agency, then some actually suggest he should be commended for taking less money by not signing with Cleveland, even though he’s certain to make far more money off the court by signing with Miami. ESPN’s signing show was such an

abomination that, for a moment, they seemed to be getting at least as much heat as James. Then Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert took attention off both by releasing a statement which referred to James and his “cowardly betrayal” and “shocking act of disloyalty.” To punctuate his remarks, Gilbert claimed his former breadwinner “quit” in the playoffs. Quoting here: “Watch the tape.” So you figure that’s where it ends, right? No. Jesse Jackson makes everybody forget what a knucklehead Gilbert is by saying the owner’s “feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave.” Yes, because do you know how many slaves left one plantation for another and announced it on ESPN. After appearing on Larry King. All the while thrilling their shoe company, Nike, which was about to come out with the “Air Oppressed”?

Is this what happens when you swallow the worm in the tequila bottle? Or is that reserved for drunk, wife-beating, racist, anti-Semitic Nazis like Mel Gibson? Sorry, got off track there. But there’s great news for Gilbert! David Stern just grabbed the baton!

9. Meet Commissioner See No Evil

David Stern sees only what he wants to see.

David Stern sees only what he wants to see.

Sorry, but if you ask me who’s more responsible than anybody for what has gone on, it’s NBA commissioner David Stern. I understand the NBA is a players’ league. I understand the man has a product to protect, and therefore he is shielding the centerpieces of his league. But can he at least pretend like he cares? The NBA announced Monday night that it was fining Gilbert $100,000  for “inappropriate comments regarding Miami Heat forward LeBron James.” Inappropriate? Is this at Stern’s whims? What happened to actual rules? Stern fined Hawks owner Michael Gearon Jr. last month for saying: “If somebody came to us tomorrow and said you can have LeBron for max money and it puts you in the luxury tax, I’d do it in a heartbeat But am I going to do that for [Zydrunas] Ilgauskas? Am I going to do it for Jermaine O’Neal? I don’t think so.” Stern considered that tame comment about Gearon’s general position on paying a luxury tax as tampering. But he did not consider James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh talking for months about playing on the same team as tampering. He did not consider any of their public comments about playing for different teams before free agency officially started as tampering. He can’t have it both ways. And riddle me this: If Stern doesn’t see players talking prior to the free agency period as tampering, does that meanHeat president Pat Riley (who would be tampering if he spoke of other players) can ask Wade to recruit players, knowing that’s OK with Stern?  Here’s the rule: “Tampering is when a player or team directly or indirectly entices, induces or persuades anybody [player, general manager, etc.] who is under contract with another team to negotiate for their services.” But this is what Stern said Monday: “They don’t collude, they just sort of talk about how nice it is to be able to play together and they’re allowed to do that.” Well heck, as long as we’re just talking, here’s something else for you, commish . . .

8. The next Big Three to New York

If Knicks can get Chris Paul and Carmelo Anthony, Spike Lee would pay the fine for tampering.

If Knicks can get Chris Paul and Carmelo Anthony, Spike Lee would pay the fine for tampering.

Great story out of New York this past weekend. LeBron goes to Carmelo Anthony’s wedding and is greeted by boos outside of the Manhattan chapel. How bad is it when you’re booed outside of a wedding chapel? (I’m not counting in-laws.) Then, inside, Anthony reportedly makes a toast, suggesting he and Chris Paul may one day join Amar’e Stoudemire on the Knicks. From the New York Post: “According to a person who spoke with wedding attendee Amar’e Stoudemire, Paul made the reference during a speech of a potential union of himself, Stoudemire and Anthony, saying, ‘We’ll form our own Big 3.’ Attendee Spike Lee nearly passed out at the suggestion.”

7. Wonder if this guy is from Philly?

OK, let’s lighten up, Francis. Turns out, the U.S. didn’t corner the market on dumb sports fans. Some guy, apparently quite famous in Spain, tried to swipe the World Cup trophy before Sunday’s championship game between Spain and the Netherlands. Jaume Marquet Cot, also known as “Jimmy Jump,” was quickly dropped by security.  For what it’s worth, I have no idea what the announcer is saying, nor what language he is saying it in.

6. Jose, can you see? Or think? Or Function?

The Count has wandered down the Jose Canseco Meltdown Expressway before. About a year ago we brought you video of the former “Bash Brother” getting clocked in a Mixed Moronic Arts bout by South Korean hulkasaurus Hong Man Choi. If you missed it, we found it in The Count’s archives and re-posted it. But Canseco outdid himself this time: He boxed a 60-year-old! And lost! Canseco dropped a four-round decision to Gary Hogan, an assistant athletic trainer from the University if Arkansas-Little Rock. Hogan scheduled the exhibition to raise money for a boxing gym. Canseco fought to raise money for himself: reportedly between $10,000 to $30,000. Hogan said afterward it was clear that Canseco got tired. Canseco responded, “He’s got some big [expletives].” (Feel free to follow with the steroids joke of your choice.) Here’s the video. There’s not much action. But take a look at it — and last year’s faceplant against Choi — and then meet me back at No. 5 in the Countdown. This story gets better.

Canseco drops decision to Methuzelah

Down goes Canseco!

5. Twitter in the hands of a fool (again)

A peek inside of Jose Cansco's head.

A peek inside of Jose Cansco's head.

Are you following @JoseCanseco on Twitter? It’s like witnessing a daily self-immolation. Canseco is getting pounded by his followers for the loss. Canseco is  now claiming he really wasn’t trying to win. He also wrote (term used loosely) on Twitter: “Hey golic u think I am a joke in the ring I won’t hold u up and go easy on u. Knock your fat [butt] out.” (I’m assuming ESPN radio host Mike Golic, a former NFL player, mocked him but I didn’t hear it.” Canseco also responded to the criticism as so (verbatim): “You haters will fight me on my show,it will be a blast showing u want [sic] I can really do I will not hold back because I hate haters.” And there also was this one: “Anytime I need a reality check on what you liars and hypocrits [sic] are about I go on twitter, it reassures me on why all other countries want to exterminate us.” To which Twitter follower @YankeeMegInPHL responded: “No, Jose, just you.” And who knew even Lichtenstein wanted to exterminate us?

4. Meanwhile, back to Athens . . .

Why would you NOT look at Mark Richt when his players are getting arrested?

Why would you NOT look at Mark Richt when his players are getting arrested?

Question to Mark Richt apologists: How can a college football coach not be responsible when the players he recruits keep getting into trouble? I understand the whole personal responsibility argument. But if Richt believes he is doing everything he can to discipline his players, maybe the problem is he’s picking the wrong players. A question to Bulldog loyalists: If Urban Meyer or Nick Saban have seven players get arrested in an offseason, who would you blame? What if the president of a bank or a grocery store or law firm keeps hiring employees who get arrested? Think eventually he might take the fall? Hello? McFly? Meanwhile, I believe only 13 players are eligible for the Louisiana-Lafayette game. But that will still be enough.

3. Delonte West: Definitely not going to Miami

huggysOne of the strangest underground/unconfirmed/sleazy stories of our generation is the one that allegedly explains why LeBron James was so mediocre in some playoff games this year: He discovered teammate Delonte West was having an affair with LeBron’s mother, Gloria James. Now, very few media outlets have even acknowledged this rumor, which originally appeared on the website TerezOwens.com, mainly because it’s so nauseating. ESPN Radio’s Colin Cowherd was one of the few mainstream media folk to mention it, claiming it was one reason James would not sign with the New York Knicks (and that the New York Post already was looking into the story). We mention it now only so we can run the photo (via MyBlockSportsTalk) of the sign outside of Huggy’s Place in Vermilion, Ohio. The message, which went up right after James announced his exodus, says it all.

2. OK, last shot

These shirts were not produced by Nike.

Really, I didn’t intend for this to turn into the LeBron Countdown. Last thing. Well, two things. If you’re on Twitter, @LeBronJamesEgo is worth following for laughs. Second, Cleveland Scene has an anti-LeBron T-shirt wrap-up, some referencing his lack of rings, lack of honesty or, of course, Delonte West. It’s not believed Nike has produced any of the shirts.

1. And finally

Tonight is the All-Star Game. If Ryan Braun of Milwaukee hits a game-deciding home run off of Fausto Carmona of Cleveland, making a winner of Josh Johnson of Florida, that means the Braves could have the home-field advantage over the Yankees in the World Series. And it all will make sense in Bud Selig’s strange little world.

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UGAKevin

July 13th, 2010
2:52 am

I really dont care if i am first or not…..GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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innocent bystander

July 13th, 2010
3:08 am

I’m a huge UGA fan but this is a funny column.Agree about Mel but you mispelled anti-Semitic.

The Grinch

July 13th, 2010
3:13 am

Even though Jessie Jackson obviously completely lost his mind decades ago, he still never ceases to amaze me when he opens his mouth.

David Stern’s arrogance is incredible. Anyone else who’d destroyed an incredibly popular and lucrative sport would be acting like a comedian flopping in his own muck sweat in front of a booing audience; Stern’s still making up and issuing nonsensical judgments from on high as if he wasn’t shooting down the rapids without a paddle.

Speaking of basketball, is it just me or did we essentially get hosed on the Josh Childress situation? Another 2nd rounder they can sell off for the no 6 overall pick in ‘04 (even if it was a BK pick)? Really? ASG at least owes every Hawks fan a souvlaki.

Steve

July 13th, 2010
3:19 am

Jeff Schultz you are the master. I am calling the AJC and suggest no more vacations for you. We can’t live without stuff like this!!!

Ted M

July 13th, 2010
4:04 am

Canseco looks 40lbs heavier in the pic w/the hot chic than in video. I wonder why? lol

Sean Limbaugh

July 13th, 2010
4:08 am

obama did it

The Realist

July 13th, 2010
4:27 am

Jeff,

May we assume you didn’t like Gibson’s “Passion of the Christ?” It really shows as this is your only reference to an individual totally unrelated to sports.

Turnt_Up!

July 13th, 2010
4:39 am

Apparently, while LeBron is headed south, his mom Gloria is riding West!
Goodnight folks…

JTH

July 13th, 2010
5:28 am

Schultz goes on “vacation” and UGA people get arrested left and right. Coincidence?

'Bout time...

July 13th, 2010
6:23 am

…you brought the count back…

StevieWonder

July 13th, 2010
6:39 am

OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NCBravesFan

July 13th, 2010
6:39 am

Obviously, vacation does a writer good. That, and a cavalcade of crazy the past week. Good work, Jeff.

Paddy

July 13th, 2010
6:53 am

Jeff….You said it and explained it in one sentence. The NBA is a players league. It was bound to end up a side-show. Fans are fed up with the whole NBA mess. If the ASG had the money they could also join in on the madness. But JJ has just sucked the air out of this team for at least 6 years.

piper

July 13th, 2010
7:04 am

maybe the cops don’t turn a blind eye like they do in tuscaloosa or gaynessville? i believe the acc pd and uga pd are witch hunters. you never hear about underage possession or scooter violations in those towns. wonder why? those college kids must not drink i guess (yeah right!). or ride scooters. the cops might actually serve as public servants and tell those kids they run across to get home. the dui’s are one thing, arresting a kid for having a scooter motor too big or for underage possession doesn’t serve the public good. it’s a waste of time to enforce.

Rich

July 13th, 2010
7:07 am

Good stuff as always, Jeff. Good to see you back …

You Know Who

July 13th, 2010
7:10 am

When’s the cops going to return the red panties? I worked hard to get them. Not a word from Schultz about them.

JB

July 13th, 2010
7:11 am

Richt ought to impose physical punishment also, as in running stadium steps 7 days a week until they puke……..I really think they have a better system in Bama and Florida with the authorities. I don’t think it’s look the other way, but they take them to the coach rather than jail.
Same kids, college campus, same opportunities, different way to handle it. Are you telling me players at Florida and Bama don’t party, don’t drink, don’t start trouble. Ah no.

Octagon

July 13th, 2010
7:11 am

Great article! I’d like to see Richt make a stronger stand by kicking kids off the team and taking more of a look at the character of potential recruits. UGA wouldn’t have as much talent as a result, and that would mean not winning 10 games every season… but I would definitely be more proud of that kind of team.

JB

July 13th, 2010
7:12 am

A fitting punishment for me if I got in trouble with the law would be, ” JB, I sentence you to watch 10 NBA games”………please, anything but that……

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

July 13th, 2010
7:14 am

welcome back Count!!! the whole LeBron situation is enough for me to be sick of the NBA- now throw in Jesse Jackson in the mix and it’s become an episode of One Tree Hill on crack!! Richt needs to start the warden role- he can’t control everyone but he needs to change something ASAP.
But Count i ask you- where is your UT bit with the players rolling an undercover cop??

JB

July 13th, 2010
7:14 am

Octagon, take that route and you end up as Vandy !

Bulldog Sam

July 13th, 2010
7:16 am

Looks like Jessie Jackson has crawled out from under his rock. I wonder if he had someone else’s wife under there with him. He is about as close to being a preacher and a representitive of the Christian faith as I am to becoming a pine tree. There must be some home that will take old racisit idiots to get them out of public viewing.

Bob Horner had a sweet compact swing

July 13th, 2010
7:18 am

Shutlz is back with a vengence…good article…all I have is this in German the word stern is “star”….he is NOT a star I’m not jealous of David Stern….but I wish I was a real estate lawyer just signing my name all day…that’d be cool….then I could tell my wife I had a meeting in Atlanta…..she would’nt care I’d be knoocking down $550K/yr

ummmmm..what if I get pulled over..?? by a State Trooper that doesn’t negociate..??

F-105 Thunderchief

July 13th, 2010
7:19 am

I notice more and more that after Bradley comes out with his opinion, you come out strongly with the opposite one. Might you and he step into the ring for a cause? I’ll be happy to arrange a venue.

BIRDDAWGONE

July 13th, 2010
7:19 am

Jeff, thanks

F-105 Thunderchief

July 13th, 2010
7:21 am

Google images reveals Gloria James isn’t in the same area code as hot.

BravesFan79

July 13th, 2010
7:22 am

Say what you will about the format of the All star game determining home field, but i remember several very boring all star games right before the rule was put in place. The NL will win behind strong pitching from Johnson and Jimminez!

Otis the drunk

July 13th, 2010
7:38 am

The police in Toothlessloosa Alabama would never hurt Their beloved teams chance at winning a game. A dui for a them is simply a free ride home. Hey when is the last time a starter for them had academic trouble. What Jeff, they are out recruiting head to head with Yale for half their players. GET REAL. Remember Myers couldn’t discipline his own future felon eye-poking linebacker.

dap01

July 13th, 2010
7:43 am

CMR recruits the same players that GT recruits, the only difference is that most chose to play at a major university.

Sloan

July 13th, 2010
7:43 am

Good column Jeff. Some funny stuff mixed in with the truth. As a UGA grad, I think Coach Richt is a great man, but there is a problem with underage drinking that he cannot seem to get control of. And it is becoming more than a minor embarrassment.

The most unbelievable thing I heard yesterday; however, wasn’t Jesse Jackson’s comments on Dan Gilbert, but last night on PTI Michael Wilbon actually agreed with the reverend and supported his comments saying that black men were having that conversation as soon as Gilbert’s comments were posted on the Cavs website. He stated that he was thinking what Jackson said on the PTI show Friday but didn’t say it! Either Michael Wilbon is less intelligent than I have given him credit for over the years or is as big a racist as JJ underneath his public exterior. In either case, it made me turn the TV off. What Dan Gilbert said about Lebron showed a lack of class for sure. But it’s 2010 and Lebron just left one city for another and signed a 6 year, $110,000,000 contract to play basketball and be treated like a hero for playing a game. To invoke the words “slave master mentality” in this situation is an affront to slaves and slave masters the world over!

Herschel Talker

July 13th, 2010
7:44 am

Schultzie:

Great call on Mark Richt. I am tired of making excuses for this guy letting the lunatics run the asylum. Enough is enough.

HT

Rod

July 13th, 2010
7:47 am

If Jesse’s been spotted, can Al be far behind?

MightyQuinn

July 13th, 2010
7:55 am

Passing the stupid baton…..perfect! That and JJ’s contract are reasons once more that just when I was beginning to get interested in the NBA, I decide……Nah! Welcome back, Count!

CoastDog

July 13th, 2010
7:56 am

Good that you got the dig in on Mel-he is white and fair game- but you forgot about King Shamir Zulu Shabazz. Wait -he’s off limits to the media, I forgot.

Bob Didier Caught Here

July 13th, 2010
7:59 am

Shultzie……..

Welcome back! And man you are back with a vengence! Great Article……just need more cheesecake shots!

Walker, Texas Ranger

July 13th, 2010
8:02 am

Welcome Back, where can I get one of those T-shirts. My feelings exactly. Now you got guys wanting to sign for the min. in Miami. The NBA is such a joke now.

Clay

July 13th, 2010
8:05 am

Jeff, maybe Mel and Jesse will somehow wind up in the same retirement home someday. You should wish for that also – think of the material for the Count!

Walker, Texas Ranger

July 13th, 2010
8:13 am

Stern is a dumb*** I think the definition is spelled out. He may have just passed Selig in the idiot rankings. Love the Gloria sign. Cleveland may be the arm pit of America but they do have a sense of humor.

Beast from the East

July 13th, 2010
8:13 am

Jeff,
I disagree about Richt. It is certainly not his fault that these kids CHOOSE to make stupid decisions.
That being said, it is responsibility to get them in line. The tactics he’s using aren’t working and he needs to try something different. I’ve suggested punishment for the entire team. Peer pressure is pretty dang effective and long-lasting. He can’t be there 24/7, but the fear of consequences can be.
Your thoughts?

TONE

July 13th, 2010
8:16 am

One of the funniest countdowns ever Jeff !!! So i am pretty sure you meant to be serious. Strangely enough i agree with what you say about coach richt taking blame , I am a Richt fan and want to see him at UGA for many years , but i do think he is still teaching from the Bowden school of recruitment and punishment. I wonder how many FSU players years ago got out of trouble and it never made the news because of a phone call (Dadgum Officer he’s just a pup lets let this one slide and i will take care of it internally see you saturday !)
that doesnt work anymore and it shouldn’t , but i bet it was common when richt was learning from bowden.

BJ

July 13th, 2010
8:17 am

Yeah the same jesse jackson that called the president the n word on live camera because he felt his boy wasn’t doin what jesse wanted. No one takes this moron seriously. Most never did. He really needs to just disappear in the wind.

TommyP

July 13th, 2010
8:18 am

It IS different in Tuscaloosa concerning the football team/police department. They are still doing things the way most college teams/police departments did back in the day….under the table agreement with the police getting some perks. (i.e. tickets)

President of a grocery store? Bank? Compared to the world of college football? That might be the most asinine analogy ever made in print. That’s reaching to get a jab in on a guy, well, that history shows you have your problems with.

Jackson suspended for at least half the season and King got a game for having a cup of beer. Seems about right.

Let’s see….looking at the drug problem Urban obviously has going on in Gainesville (per Florida players and NFL), you would think that Florida would get slammed in the media. Nope….

Recruit different players, huh? Wonder how many of the guys we got were recruited by Bama, Florida, etc.? Seems every time I look at the schools that have offered our recruits Florida is listed in his set of offers.

But URBAN is disciplining his players, huh, Jeff? They just play football in Tuscaloosa, huh, Jeff?

Walker, Texas Ranger

July 13th, 2010
8:20 am

Jeff, I love how ESPN just ate up this whole deal and played it off like he was unselfish for taking less money. These guys are the biggest brown nosers ever. I think Labron was a punk for doing this nationally and/or not letting Cleveland know ahead of time…..like two years ago so they could plan for this. Now they are just screwed and $100,000 lite.

johnny

July 13th, 2010
8:22 am

Deal with 7 loses or 7 arrests? Get the priorities straight before you go off…….

Mr. Phil

July 13th, 2010
8:24 am

Jeff,

Clearly the time off did you good. This is one of the best countdowns I can remember. AJC should put a little something extra in the paycheck for this one. LOL.

G

July 13th, 2010
8:24 am

So Jeff let me get this straight… If you write bad articles over and over then that is your editors fault because he hired you? When did we as a society become responsible for other peoples actions. No one is responsible FOR people, we are all responsible TO people….

Billy Goat Gruff

July 13th, 2010
8:26 am

I don’t know about the peer pressure thing. Neville tried to stop Harry, Ron and Hermione from sneaking out again, and all it got him was paralysis.

Yep

July 13th, 2010
8:31 am

Jesse Jackson IS AN IDIOT!!!!

Idot

July 13th, 2010
8:33 am

One reason that Ga. players get arrested more than Ala. and Fla. players, is that Georgia is a prison state, with one of the highest prison populations in the U.S.

Jacket Backer

July 13th, 2010
8:35 am

Funny stuff!

Go Jackets!!

Craig

July 13th, 2010
8:35 am

Good stuff Jeff. I don’t necessarily agree on your Richt is responsible for the actions of his recruits but, I see your point. On another front, I thought this change some people voted for was going to bring us all closer together. Why are people like Jackson and Holder and even Obama (now Michelle is starting) constantly bringing race into evrything including sports? My feeling is one has to make money on it, one has uphold the law using the race card, and one is damn scared he is a one term Jimmy Carter President. Sorry to mix sports with politics but, felt I needed to.

Seth

July 13th, 2010
8:37 am

Yankess aren’t going to the series this year. It will be a I-75 showdown between Tampa and Atlanta. And I will be going to all games!

Speedy Claxton's accountant

July 13th, 2010
8:38 am

Where is the article on under breast sweat?

JB

July 13th, 2010
8:40 am

I would like to see Jeff go to UF or Bama and do some real Journalism work and find out why those schools never make the headlines with Boys being boys……Any fan of those schools that come on here and say ” we’ve got our boys under control” is a fool and naive. Now that would be a story.
This problem is not just in Athens, just the way it’s handled is.

Don "Vito" Leeburn

July 13th, 2010
8:40 am

Schultz……you have disappointed me.

I will send Luca to “reason” with you.

Never tell anyone outside the “family” what you think about MY athletic association, employees, or players.

If you had only come to me in friendship, then the scum who insult you on this blog would be suffering this very day.

FalconUGAFan

July 13th, 2010
8:41 am

Doesn’t matter what any other school in the SEC, ACC, PAC-whatever is doing..It matters what UGA is doing in my book. RICHT, ADAMS, Board of trustees, players, parents, everyone involved..clean it up.

MatthewH

July 13th, 2010
8:42 am

Now Bradley’s blog says we shouldn’t blame Richt. I think y’all should just have a knock down, drag out in the parking lot. I’d pay to see that.

Chris FitzGerald's lover WP75

July 13th, 2010
8:55 am

It is time to go after the surce of the problem for underage drinking of alcohol and that is the source itself. Why doesn’t this lame police department interrogate the minors as to where they got the alcohol and the same for the coaches, If a player refuses to divulge his source then instead of a one game suspension make it for the season and the police should be as exuberiant in prosecuting the source as they are in arresting the players. An for the nuts that say MIP is a way of life on college campuses they are part of the problem.. Alcohol should not be allowed on campus by anyone at anytime. Violaters should be punished as harsh as possible. I know there will be some drunks and drug abusers that disagree with this to make their lame and limp comments, No one is saying hat MIP is the same as DUI but DUI is started by MIP and therefore MIP should be treated as a crime and not a way of life,(Kris Gomer)

ChuckWDawg

July 13th, 2010
8:56 am

Players DO get arrested on a regular basis at other big time football schools besides Georgia. If Richt didn’t sign players because of the risk that they might get in trouble these players would simply playe elswhere. Then Georgia would fail to be competitive while those same players whip our tails and get arrested on another campus. The system is the problem. Not Richt, Saban, Meyer, Pete Carroll etc… Those guys are expected to win. As Bradley pointed out, a coach’s job is in more jeopardy if he loses than because his players get caught with a beer.

TIm Tebow is a great American

July 13th, 2010
9:02 am

Some things you can take to the bank.
1. I’m from the government, and I am here to help you.
2. The check is in the mail.
3. I am not a crook [Richard Nixon]
4. I did not have sex with that woman [Bill Clinton]
5. Gentlemen, the depression is over [Herbert Hoover, June, 1030]
6. Read my lips, no new taxes [George Bush the first]
7. No, dear, you take the last donut [Phil Fulmer, to his wife]

From reading the AJC the last few days, a number of Bama posters have suggested some additional truisms:
1. No underage Bama football player touches alcohol.
2. Bama football players of age, never overimbibe.
3. The Tuscaloosa police are ever vigilant, hoping to nab a Bama player jaywalking, as they know this will bring them praise and acclaim from a grateful public
4. Bama players drink milk with every meal, eat their spinach and veggies, as inspiration to the children of the state.
5. Coach Nick Saban’s athletes are models of deportment, in keeping up the squeaky clean image of the school.
6. Saban accomplished all this through a policy of recruiting only the top 1% of the top 1% (Oops, I think that recruiting line came from another coach.)

What?

July 13th, 2010
9:04 am

What is MIP?

Paul in RDU

July 13th, 2010
9:07 am

Judging by them all wearing orange, it looks like Jimmy Jump was taken out by a group of Dutch supporters. I am surprised that Jesse Jackson didn’t think of trying something similar – it seems to me he has as much need for attention as this JJ.
BTW – I think the clip is from Al Jazeera and it is in Arabic.

suwaneedawg

July 13th, 2010
9:07 am

Tim Tebow, you speak for the nation and I hope you are on the November ballot. Great stuff there.

Danah

July 13th, 2010
9:07 am

Kudos to Jeff for not joining the Mark Richt apologists led by Mark Bradley. Mark Richt IS responsible for the situation at UGA. Forty-two arrests in three years is totally unacceptable, and most schools would have fired the coach by now. Far too many of the high school players who Richt recruits are just thugs looking to earn their street creds before going on to the big time in the NFL.

As long as Richt is in Athens, UGA will continue to be known as The Cesspool of the South.

Paul in RDU

July 13th, 2010
9:07 am

MIP = Minor In Possession – aka underage drinking

Gonzo

July 13th, 2010
9:10 am

Jan Kemp exposed the crap going on at UGA with athletes being enrolled in courses a ten-year-old kid could pass. That was almost three decades ago, and nothing has changed. If anything, the abuses are more blatant today. Way too many illiterate morons are being recruited, and the very high arrest rate shows clearly that Richt does not care if his players have any morals or self-discipline.

suwaneedawg

July 13th, 2010
9:11 am

Danah, I travel all over the south and I have not heard that UGA is the cesspool of the south. Where do you get your info, tech blogs? Maybe tide or gator blogs? Or are you just speaking for your family and friends?

Viper B

July 13th, 2010
9:16 am

Too funny, yeah, all those players are “helpless victims” Jeff, Richt should have held their hand at night. Come on, they’re adults, they’re 100% responsible fr their lame brain decisions. Richt had absolutely NOTHING to do with Damon Evans, or Jackson/King or for the record, Mel Gibson’s meltdown–who’s fault was that, Richt’s?

Jethro

July 13th, 2010
9:17 am

It’s only a matter of time before ‘Bama and UF get theirs. “Protection” money only goes so far.

Whoever assumed that Stern, LBJ, et al were model human beings? And what is in the water that makes “sports fans” donate their hard-earned money to support the fabulous lifestyles of the rich and inane?

The difference b/w Bama and UGA is that UGA actually thinks it provides an education. Bama’s final is to correctly spell “Roll Tide.” Wonder what they at Wake Forest?

suwaneedawg

July 13th, 2010
9:17 am

Yeah Gonzo, UGA is the only school that recruits what you describe. Get real. What is this bring, out your dead idiots day on the blogs? Athens police make arrests and it sounds like the other schools departments do not. You think Tide players are in bible study every night with Saban? I will say this much, people are passionate about the schools in the south both love and hate.

Count von Count

July 13th, 2010
9:20 am

I feel better now

Chase

July 13th, 2010
9:22 am

Hello, Richt’s successful with 97% of the players he mentors. 3% of the players do something really dumb. I don’t hear or read much from journalists about the 97% who don’t do anything really stupid, proving glaring bias, when there are 33 good stories for every 1 negative story, that’s really reaching.

Some “journalists” will do anything to increase readership, including sensationalism a la Paul Finn, including running a story about Richt on the “hotseat” even though they know it’s not true.

There’s always at least 2 points of view to a story, presenting 1 side, is sensationalism.

Lee

July 13th, 2010
9:23 am

Ok, I got you Jeff, so anytime an AJC reader or subscriber commits a crime after reading one of your articles, it’s YOUR FAULT? Makes perfect sense. Hilarious.

suwaneedawg

July 13th, 2010
9:24 am

Chase you are correct but remember, today’s media loves the negative. The truth is we the public are probably to blame for this and not the Schultz’s and Bradley’s of the world. We can tune them out but, here we are discussing Jeff’s story.

SiddyBoy

July 13th, 2010
9:27 am

Testing 1-2,Testing 1-2-3

This has a purpose !!!

Yippy Dog

July 13th, 2010
9:27 am

Lebron’s mess isn’t Stern’s fault. Canseco’s mess isn’t his twitter fans fault.

That would be like blaming lack of newspaper readership on the public, versus the sensationalist journalists out there pumping out the 1 sided garbage that no one cares about. Ever wonder why no one watches CNN? People don’t want to hear bias from a journalist, yet journalist blame “the industry trends” on the decline in readership in newspapers.

it’s always somebody else’s fault.

Kennesaw Dawg

July 13th, 2010
9:28 am

If you even doubt that they have things worked out with the local law enforcement in Tuscaloosa and Gainesville then you are truely fooling yourselves. Get real. If a cop arrested a Bama player in that town he would be run out on a rail. Same in Gainesville. Young boys are going to do dumb things. We all did when we were young. You know you did. But now, many cops are only interested in logging as many arrests as possible. Protect and serve has become punish and punish some more. Not interested in mentoring at all, just arrests. When I was a youngster, the local lawmen would try to mentor us young dummies at least a little, get us back on track. Not now. Spit on the sidewalk, get arrested, and especially if you are a young male. Not saying anyone should get away with criminal behavior, but lets get real here. MIP is no laughing matter, but also should not ruin a kids life. Got to be a better way.

SiddyBoy

July 13th, 2010
9:30 am

Wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This blog finally took my comments.

One of my major concerns is how these arrests and suspensions affect the other players.When a starting receiver is suspended it may affect the outcome of a game.

Dawglasville

July 13th, 2010
9:30 am

I remember when John Dewberry had a little problem with partying and grades and left UGA to play quarterback for Tech. He beat Georgia between the hedges and became a hero on the flats. Back then you would have labeled him a thug too before he transferred.

Reality Check II

July 13th, 2010
9:33 am

JS, as always and unbiased article about UGA (LOL). I guess UF or UA never have any arrest for theft, drug charges, etc. You might want to actually research UF has had more felony charges over the last 5 years than UGA. Also, that stern disciplinarian CUM originally gave Spikes a whole half suspension for trying to gouge UGA players eyes in the pile. You are such a hypocrite and have been riding heard on UGA for over a year now. Why don’t you ask a valid question like, If I know UGA, UF, UA bascially recruit the same kids, 90% of all college kids drink including football players, then why are UGA athletes being arrested more often? If you think UGA has the only players in SEC that are drinking you have never set foot on any college campus. Just as you always have I expect you will not respond. Still waiting on the question after the GT game in November.

dawgfan

July 13th, 2010
9:34 am

I’m pretty sure that Meyer probably has had 7 players arrested in one off season. Hell, he’s had a player commit assault in an actual game and another pass out in the middle of an intersection while behind the wheel of a car, all just this past season. What an unbelievably stupid point. I would expect no better from Jeffrey.

Anyway, Shultz has been trying to stir the pot and get Mark Richt fired for a while now. I’m sure all the powerful boosters and athletic administrators that run the show in Athens are all on the edge of their seats about what Jeff Schultz has to say. Yeah right. They could probably buy this over the hill rag for pocket change and be your boss if they wanted to Schultz. Think about it.

Anyway, Mark Richt isn’t going anywhere. He will be Georgia’s coach for as long as he wants to be. I’m not apologizing, just stating facts. We love him. He wins a lot of games. He isn’t some fat slob that runs his mouth on radio talk shows like a sore loser about punching people in the face. He doesn’t pitch childish hissy fits when a reporter writes something about one of his players that he doesn’t like. He is a professional and a winner, not just in football but also in life. That’s right Schultz, he’s better than you. How many eastern european orphans have you adopted lately? When’s the last time you took the fam to go play with kids that have cancer? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Men like Mark Richt are a dying breed. In this day and age we should be celebrating him, but you try to tear him down. Why so bitter Schultz?

Phil

July 13th, 2010
9:35 am

The whole “negative stories sell” plays to the base of the human being, Howard Stern is world’s leading practioner. It assumes we’re all morons and animals without any dignity, taste, brains or spirituality.

When you present BOTH sides of a story, it’s much more believable.

Chase

July 13th, 2010
9:39 am

When a journalist presents story after story about the 3% of players who mess up, and rarely presents a story about the 97% under Richt who do good stuff, I mean come on, 33x more on 1 side than the other, and journalists are presenting the 3% as if that’s the ONLY part of the story, even though it’s 33x smaller? It’s just blatant bias and a complete misunderstanding of the situation.

92 UGA Grad

July 13th, 2010
9:39 am

Do a little research Jeff…Bama, Tenn, Florida, etc all have had double digit arrests for all sorts of things over the past 5 years. Carlos Dunlap passed out drunk in his car last fall and got a 1 GAME suspension from Urban Meyer. UGA is recruiting the same kids that Bama, UF, UT, Auburn, SC, Clemson, etc are recruiting. This stuff happens EVERYWHERE….it just gets magnified when you go 8-5 on the field and it get swept under the rug and/or ignored when you play for SEC Championships. Coach Richt just needs to win and this stuff is not such a big deal….that’s the way it’s working in Tuscaloosa & Gainesville.

Phil

July 13th, 2010
9:40 am

David Hale usually gets it right. He’s not a Richt homer, he’s also not a sensationalist. It’s rare to see a journalist accomplish both of those. Objective writing is rare.

Don

July 13th, 2010
9:47 am

Sensationalism is a form of escapism, it’s trying to fill the void with something that seems substantial, but is really superficial. It’s a way of avoiding topics that REALLY matter. Richt’s mentorship success stories, hundreds of them, should be the story, not the “helpless victims” who choose to go another path.

Don’t throw rocks, if you live in a glass house. So easy to punch someone who’s down. Or to kick someone who’s already hurting.

Newton’s 3rd law was right about opposing forces, if you want to throw rocks, you better duck, because actions have reactions. Journalists should remember that.

I hate haters

July 13th, 2010
9:48 am

jasont13

July 13th, 2010
9:49 am

In most of the cases I believe the players that have been arrested at UGA are in the wrong. However, I truly believe a lot of things that go on at say Alabama, Florida and a lot of other schools are sweeped under the rug. Case in point. T-Bob Hebert at LSU, was arrested for a DUI and I don’t remember it being front page news in Baton Rouge. I have seen a lot things go on up in Athens with the UGA police and the ACC PD that makes you scratch your head. Under age drinking is going to happen in college, there is zero way to get around it.

jasont13

July 13th, 2010
9:51 am

One more thing. I recieved a minor possesion of alcohol in Athens in 2003 and I recieved a citation, must have been because I am 6′1″ and only weighed 175#. The arrests that have taken place with UGA’s players are similar arrests that happen to college kids however most of them usually on recieve a citation, not actually put into cuffs and booked.

suwaneedawg

July 13th, 2010
10:08 am

I don’t think Schultz is trying to get CMR fired. It comes bown to sensationalism is the media and what gets read and what does not. When CMR is long gone, Jeff and the likes will still be reporting the stories like this and stirring up the fan base. Like it or not, we read and we respond. Some of try to protect and some of us try to bash. The beat goes on.
That all being said, we all live in glass houses, don’t we?

Bruce

July 13th, 2010
10:09 am

Bradley did a survey and found out that 16% agree with Jeff, that the players arn’t at fault, and it’s Richt’s fault when players blow it.

84% believe it’s the players fault.

Looks like Jeff, and a long blogger here, are in the 16% minority.

Here’s the survey:
http://blogs.ajc.com/mark-bradley-blog/2010/07/12/blame-mark-richt-hes-not-the-one-whos-embarrassing-uga/

jarvis

July 13th, 2010
10:12 am

James

July 13th, 2010
10:15 am

A WHOLE lot of negative stories about Georgia’s defensive coaches last year on the AJC. Was it accurate? Well, Willie got offered jobs at Stanford and Oklahoma–took the Oklahoma job. Another Georgia coach was hired by defensive guru Charlie Strong at Louisville.

These guys got fired, seperated from their kids going to school at Georgia, and ended up being hired by some fo the best coaches in the nation.

Who was right?

retired on the lake

July 13th, 2010
10:18 am

YippyDog hurry, postman is coming down your street.

jarvis

July 13th, 2010
10:19 am

And how exactly do you assess the character of a kid that has no criminal background?
Do you talk to them Jeff?

“Sure he’s been offered by everyone in teh contry, and he’s really athletic, and has never been any trouble. But after talking to him and his hish school coaches, he seems like the type of kid that might drink underage or drive a moped on a learners permit. Not sure he’s UGA material.”

You’re usually the man, but today you’re a d-bag.

Phil

July 13th, 2010
10:21 am

For the record, even though Richt’s successful with 97% of his players, he should always be trying to get better.

Richt should call Butch Davis and Randy Shannon and find out how they’ve practically eliminated serious discipline problems. Shannon’s record of arrests under his leadership is incredible.

I don’t know how Davis and Shannon do it, Jeff, maybe you could interview them, and write an article about it.

vafalconfan

July 13th, 2010
10:38 am

Jeff- welcome back! You and your wit have been missed!

The Lebron/Jesse Jackson/Stern thing is what’s wrong in America today. Welcome to obamanation where you can’t say anything without the PC police on you, And to my African American brethren out there.. y’all got to find a way to shut Jesse (I see racism in everythign) up! He is a cartoon!.. and an embarrassment to all Black Americans.

The Wad

July 13th, 2010
10:41 am

Alright you knuckleheads! Listen this time and let`s try to get this straight! The head coach can not and should not be the players baby sitter. They never learn to grow up if somebody holds their hand till they are 25 yrsold. There can be plenty of reasons to question why we don`t hear much of this activity from other schools, but none of the reasons has to do with the head coach being better at controling players. Ask people who really knows what goes on at these places and they will tell you it`s laughable what happens there. No different at other campuses. The school, AD, coach and PD`s may have a better understanding and level of cooperation amongst each other. But they didn`t live through Jan Kemp which put us under a microscope.

Ted M

July 13th, 2010
10:45 am

The NL is going to win this year, we have way better pitching. If we get 5 innings out of Ubaldo Jimenez and Josh Johnson we’ll head into the late inning with a lead.

The game though is going to be all about George Steinbrenner.

dagnabit

July 13th, 2010
10:45 am

How old is Jesse’s love child now? You know. The one born in D.C. a few years ago.

[...] Countdown: Stern’s blindness, Canseco’s collapse, Richt’s whiffs [...]

Paul in RDU

July 13th, 2010
10:58 am

Phil – Don’t be awarding Butch Davis sainthood just yet. Quan Sturdivant was arrested for possession of marijuana on Saturday. Butch announced yesterday that he would face some, as yet unspecified, disciplinary action beginning immediately.

http://www.newsobserver.com/2010/07/13/578628/sturdivant-will-be-disciplined.html

In case anyone is wondering, this only made page 3 of the sports section in this morning’s N&O. The front page of the sports section had articles about Josh Hamilton (local boy overcomes drugs to make good), college basketball (3 articles) and UNC FB players being homeless after their apartment burned down

Paul in RDU

July 13th, 2010
11:00 am

RIP George Steinbrenner 7/4/30-7/13/10

Delbert D.

July 13th, 2010
11:09 am

If Grantham is a tough, in your face disciplinarian, the on the field conduct of the defense should improve dramatically. But that type of leadership is antithetical to Richt’s approach, and will he allow it?

DP

July 13th, 2010
11:15 am

Great column Jeff.

Suggestion for a future column: “Does UGA have the worst, most delusional fan base in the country?” Arguments in favor of the proposition:

- The latest Georgia player arrest is for DUI, underage possession, leaving the scene of an accident, and the most common UGA fan response is that the Athens police are out of control while the police in Gainesville, Tuscaloosa and other SEC cities are in cahoots with the university athletic departments. (See how many have already stated this as fact in this blog.) Never mind that Damon Evans was arrested in Buckhead and Zack Mettenberger was arrested in Remerton.
- UGA is one of the most heavily penalized teams in the country in 2008 and 2009 and the most common Dawg fan response is that the SEC officials have had it in for UGA ever since the whole team stormed the end zone after the first TD against Florida in 2007.
- UGA fans trash their own campus after games to the point that the administration has to take steps publicly in an effort to stop it.
- UGA fans pour out of Sanford Stadium on national TV against Kentucky with Georgia down less than a touchdown, 2 minutes left in the game and an opportunity to get the ball back.

DP

July 13th, 2010
11:29 am

Jeff, speaking of anti-Semitism, take a look at this clip from the “Trick or Treat” episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. It was on last night and it’s been a long time since I’ve laughed so hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nS66IvbvcI

Army Dawg in Iraq

July 13th, 2010
12:27 pm

I am a Richt fan, but I do feel that he has got to clean this mess up. I do feel like he has been increasing the discipline, I mean, look at the suspensions he has already passed out, kicking a major talent off the team at QB and LB. To say that he is too lax, to me, just shows ignorace of the facts. I think maybe a little more common sense by the police department at UGA might help. Come on, have some common sense up there!

Reid Adair

July 13th, 2010
12:39 pm

The biggest joke of the entire LeBron James nonsense was David Stern fining Dan Gilbert. Now owners can’t talk about their players/former players? Gilbert’s not the first person to suggest that James quit on the Cavaliers in the playoffs.

SouthgaDawg

July 13th, 2010
12:59 pm

Jeff,

You do realize that 26 Florida players have been arrested over the past two seasons don’t you?

SouthgaDawg

July 13th, 2010
1:04 pm

In 2007 there were 12 Florida Players arrested:

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=428&f=1325&t=1606652

I guess this means that Urban Meyer is to blame huh?

Sarge1

July 13th, 2010
1:05 pm

You know dawgfan, you had a pretty good blog going until you took that backhanded slap at CPJ who was not involved in the article or blog whatsoever. THAT’s why UGA athletes keep on getting in trouble – because like you they have NO class. I am a UGA grad (’81) and people like you defame UGA’s reputation. Yes, things are worse now than when Jan Kemp did her expose regarding UGA athletic Department shenanigans concerning academics. By the way Jan was villified for telling the truth by “fans” like YOU. I love UGA, and love its athletic teams. Yes, CMR recruits thugs. Today’s athletes have little time and inclination or ability for academics. Most have been coddled, taken care of and allowed to do as they please; so why would they act any different in college? It is very, very, very rare for an excellent athlete to even want or try to be an excellent student: this transcends Race and Gender. Yes, CMR recruits thugs – he HAS to recruit them in order to compete in the highly competitive BUSINESS of college sports. Thugs seem to be the best athletes. That’s the world we live in OUR priorities are messed up – we value athletic.ability over academic accunen. CPJ recruits some thugs also, but they have to be more intelligent and are certainly not as prevalent in Tech’s programs as in UGA’s.

SouthgaDawg

July 13th, 2010
1:06 pm

Here’s a link to a Florida player just arrested for a DUI:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/405552-another-florida-gator-football-player-arrested-what-else-is-new

Hmmmm…..yes, it’s only Richt’s players who make bad judgments.

Stu

July 13th, 2010
1:09 pm

Mixed moronic arts?

You don’t like boxing or wrestling? Do you actually enjoy athletic events or do you just write about them? Do you play any sports? Have you ever played in any competitive sports in your lifetime? Or do you just write about them? Can you catch a ball? Can you throw a ball? Are you a pansy? If someone threatened you with physical harm, would you defend yourself or wrap up into a thumb sucking ball and wet your pants waiting for someone to protect you? Mike Lupica would probably beat your azz.

Why do you call out any particular sport as moronic? You don’t like Nascar, do you? Too redneck for your Jewish, urban, french sensibilities. Are you a bigot against some sports but not against others? Are you the final word on what merits our attention and what is credible as a sport?

Jose Canseco would beat you down ya wimp. Mixed Moronic Arts? Frail Putzy Typist is more like it.

Hillbilly Deluxe

July 13th, 2010
1:40 pm

I will not hold back because I hate haters

If one hates haters, does that not make one a hater, himself? So in effect, Jose is telling us he hates himself.

And it all will make sense in Bud Selig’s strange little world.

Bud reportedly makes over $18 million a year. If some of the players are overpaid, as some people suggest, what does that make Bud?

ThisArticleIsStupid

July 13th, 2010
2:00 pm

Although “The Decision” was quite absurd, you can’t fault LeBron for going to Miami!!! I mean, did he not singlehandedly transform the no-win Cavs for 7+ years? He didn’t run to win a title. The Cavs had numerous opportunities to surround him with talent but the failed to do so. MJ didn’t win any titles until Pippen got there. the Shaq experiment failed. Eventually, you have to do you. And no; talking to your friends about how nice it would be to play together is not tampering. Sorry.

Hercule Poirot

July 13th, 2010
2:12 pm

Minor in Possession, which some of you are throwing around is incorrect. An 18-year-old is not a minor. Underage applies here, but it is not minor in possession.

90 Wins in 9 Years

July 13th, 2010
3:02 pm

Hey Schultz. You’re an idiot if you think Bama & Florida players aren’t getting caught for alcohol/driving offenses. The difference is, Richt doesn’t swing closed door deals with local & campus police to deal with it internally. Keep slingin’ mud.

gdawginkalamazoo

July 13th, 2010
3:06 pm

Haha, Dan Gilbert lost Lebron AND got fined 100,000 grand. Next thing you know they will cut off the subsidies and raise the taxes on the cotton and tobacco he sells. Not a good time to be Dan.

FalconFanForever

July 13th, 2010
3:07 pm

Are we still talking about LeBron James??? GET OVER IT !
The same people who are crying, burning jerseys and throwing rocks at the mural, are the same people who loved him 1 hour before the special aired . GET OVER IT. MOVE ON !
And the same people who claim LeBron has RUINED Cleveland should really stop and say wait a minute. cleveland was nothing before he came and will forever be nothing when he leaves. You people need to talk your mayor, representatives and other city officials and leaders. They are the ones , with YOU included, who make a city what it is. Even when Lebron was there, I bet not one of you planned a family vacationa nd said “Hey we are going to Cleveland for the summer. No ONE person can make a city. GET OVER IT !

Bring on Football

July 13th, 2010
3:10 pm

For pete’s sake- No more Lebron!

And these football players are making the mistakes. Not the coaches.

Do any of you know what your children are doing at this moment? have any of your children not made a mistake? I bet some of you even think your children do not drink ?

I thought not.

gdawginkalamazoo

July 13th, 2010
3:16 pm

Also, LeBron WILL NEVER win a championship until the great Phil Jackson coaches him up. Think about. Michael Jordan, Kobe, Shaq, and the list goes on for the greats of all time. Did win till Phil put his mojo on their careers.

DP

July 13th, 2010
4:39 pm

“The difference is, Richt doesn’t swing closed door deals with local & campus police to deal with it internally.”

And Richt’s teams are penalized more because he doesn’t pay off the referees like everybody else, right?

You Dawg fans are hilarious.

[...] as for Jeff Schultz’ suggestion – “But if Richt believes he is doing everything he can to discipline his players, maybe [...]

Ramblin' Rita

July 14th, 2010
7:43 am

You Dawg fans who keep repeating “30-24″ like a mantra enjoy yourselves all you want. The thing is… Tech alumni and fans have lives that don’t depend entirely on what a bunch of kids does on Saturday afternoons. College sports are fun to follow, but the biggest reason for going to college is to get an education.

UGA fans don’t seem to care about anything but football, and they don’t care if their players are enrolled in silly majors that no parents who are paying the bills would send their kids to UGA for. The very few football and basketball players who graduate have no job opportunities and end up unemployed or working in menial jobs that hardly require a college degree.

Georgia Tech is a real school with serious academic standards, and that includes scholarshipped athletes. UGA has a long history of being a party school, where parents send their kids for an easy degree, even if the degree itself is practically worthless.

Jan Kemp exposed the crap going on at UGA with athletes being enrolled in courses a ten-year-old kid could pass. That was almost three decades ago, and nothing has changed. If anything, the abuses are more blatant today. Way too many illiterate morons are being recruited, and the very high arrest rate shows clearly that Richt does not care if his players have any morals or self-discipline.

The bottom line is that most Tech fans have very good jobs and productive lives that don’t depend on Tech’s football record for their happiness in life. It would be great to beat UGA more often, but when you put scholar-athletes up against thug-athletes, it’s usually no contest.

It’s pretty pathetic to see UGA fans who typically have never been within miles of a college classroom and who live or die with UGA’s weekly results on the football field.

So keep on posting your “30-24″ all you want, especially since you’re home with plenty of time on your hands. I wish you well, maybe you’ll get lucky and get your old job back at the Waffle House before your unemployment checks stop coming.  

Eddie

July 15th, 2010
4:39 pm

Outstanding Countdown! Keep them coming.

[...] This should be priceless YouTube video forthcoming. Canseco already has been clocked by MMA giant Hong Man Choi and more recently was outboxed by a 60 year old. But we here The Countdown wish Mr. Canseco and all [...]

[...] Broncos.” This should be priceless YouTube video forthcoming. Canseco already has been clocked by MMA giant Hong Man Choi and more recently was outboxed by a 60 year old. But we here The Countdown wish Mr. Canseco and all [...]

[...] Broncos.” This should be priceless YouTube video forthcoming. Canseco already has been clocked by MMA giant Hong Man Choi and more recently was outboxed by a 60 year old. But we here The Countdown wish Mr. Canseco and all [...]

[...] Broncos.” This should be priceless YouTube video forthcoming. Canseco already has been clocked by MMA giant Hong Man Choi and more recently was outboxed by a 60 year old. But we here The Countdown wish Mr. Canseco and all [...]

[...] Broncos.” This should be priceless YouTube video forthcoming. Canseco already has been clocked by MMA giant Hong Man Choi and more recently was outboxed by a 60 year old. But we here The Countdown wish Mr. Canseco and all [...]