Countdown: Tiger on back 9, Tebow’s tears, Weis’s head
The Count is out of fingers.
A lot of has happened since last week, when The Count couldn’t get over the fact that Tiger Woods was cheating on his Swedish bikini model wife Elin Nordegren with a New York socialite, Rachel Uchitel (and how does one get to be a socialite anyway? And do they have to punch a clock, like a real job? Is there such a thing as a part-time socialite who works, like, 20 hours a week? And if so, would that be a socialite lite? OK, I’ll stop now.) Anyway, as you’ve probably heard, the Tiger Woods Bunny Ranch has grown to reported double-digits. By the time you’ve finish reading this Countdown, it may be illegal. See, according to PGA rules, players are allowed only 14 clubs in the bag. Forrrrreee! We count down.
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10. First, the news: Alcohol, Ambien and Vicodin, oh my
Dude. Are you serious? It's so late for that.
You might need numbing agents before we get to the good stuff, so here goes: The Florida Highway Patrol apparently sought to test a blood sample after Woods went to the hospital following his one-car, one-tree, one-fire-hydrant accident. They suspected he was drinking and also learned he had prescriptions for Ambien (a sedative) and Vicodin (a pain killer). But Woods declined the blood test and apparently the FHP had insufficient cause to press the issue. The fact the tree and the fire hydrant would not cooperate also hindered the investigation, sources told The Countdown.
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9. Look out: Bombshell on the market
According to several reports, Nordegren has moved out of the house after stories of even more flings became public, including one with a porn star (we’ll get to that shortly). The thinking here is that at some point, even Tammy Wynette stops singing and screams, “To hell with my man. Where’s my bazooka?” This could mean, of course, that a smokin’ blonde from Stockholm who may be on the verge of an $80 million divorce settlement is on the open market. Stand back guys. The Count saw her first. Ooh, yeah.
Several members of Tiger Woods' harem got together for a group photo.
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8. Cocktail waitress, coffee shop waitress, porn star …
I know. There is tragedy and pain here. I know. This is nobody’s business. I know. I’m juvenile. OK, I’m covered. But this story has mutated beyond belief. Word is that 10 — 10! — members of Tiger’s intimate gallery have now surfaced, and it has been only a week! Will we have to make a cut after the second round? Let’s look into Tiger’s golf bag, shall we?
♦ Driver: Rachel Uchitel. She didn’t mind Tiger cheating on his wife with her, but Uchitel was so upset when she found out he also was cheating on her that she hired Gloria Allred, who I’m pretty sure nobody is cheating with.
♦ 3-wood: Jamie Grubbs. A cocktail waitress who clearly has the most journalistic skills. She sold the audio phone message of Woods’ plea to change her greeting after she learned that Tiger was cheating on her with somebody else. (Have you picked up on a trend here?)
Barbie No. 6: Jamie Jungers.
♦ 3-iron: Kalika Moquin. She’s the “marketing director” at Bare Pool Lounge in Las Vegas. Oh, is that what they call it these days?
♦ 4-iron: Mindy Lawton. She worked at a diner in Orlando. Fill in your own line about how he liked his eggs.
♦ 5-iron: Cori Rist. They met at a Manhattan nightclub. She’s a swimsuit model. Of course.
♦ 6-iron: Jamie Jungers. A model who also worked for “Trashy Girls,” a lingerie line and entertainment agency. Guys, her pictures are all over the Googlesphere.
♦ 7-iron: Holly Sampson. She’s also all over the internet. In porn. Cute kid who started out with bit roles in “Matlock” and “The Wonder Years.” Later transitioned to full-length features like, “Descent into Bondage,” “OMG, Stop Tickling Me,” and “The House of Naked Captives” (I read the book). And no, I will not provide links.
♦ Pitching wedge: Unidentified. A former Orlando cocktail waitress who doesn’t yet want to reveal her identity, according to her attorney.
♦ Sand wedge: Unidentified. A “sexy” British TV star who was single at the time but is now married and has not yet revealed herself.
♦Lob wedge: Unidentified. A “sex-addicted cougar,” according to a British tabloid.
(These last three were reported Monday but are not yet verified. Actually, none are really verified. But I figure even if Woods is lying only half the time, that still makes five out of 10. I’ll let the attorneys sort it out. For the record, there’s still room for three more clubs and a putter in the bag.)
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7. Wait a minute. Is that …? Naw.
We can’t possibly know where the Woods story will go, especially given how far it has come in a week. But there’s no denying he’s getting hammered. He has yet to lose any sponsors: Not Rolex, not Cadillac, certainly not Nike. But his cross-over appeal has morphed into cross-over punchlines. We’re not just talking late-night monologues. Did you catch this photo? It’s from a skit at the Jacksonville Jaguars game’ Sunday. That’s a “Tiger” wearing a golf shirt and hat, being chased by a blonde woman with a golf club. Is it possible to fall lower after you have been mocked by the Jaguars?
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6. We interrupt this scandal for the T-shirt of the decade
In the aftermath of Alabama’s 32-13 win over Florida, Gators quarterback Tim Tebow was seen crying by millions of people watching on TV. Personally, I don’t have an issue with it and I can’t figure out why so many juvenile drunk fratboys, who normally I can relate to, bashed him for it. That said, the T-shirt to the left is priceless. You can find it at Redlabelsports.com, “economically priced at $13 because Bama is going for their 13th National Championship.”
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5. Bowl Investment Tip Sheet
In case you’re wondering, Georgia Tech opened as a 2 1/2 point favorite over Iowa in the Orange Bowl. The line has since jumped to 3 1/2. Georgia opened as a 6-point favorite over Texas A&M in the Independence Bowl. But the line jumped to 7, I believe after the news that Willie Martinez would not coach in the game.
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4. Message to Charlie Weis: Just leave — South Bend and Earth.
Bang-zoom, to the moon, Alice.
If you haven’t heard by now, former Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis, who would be just another dreadful head coach if he also wasn’t such a dirt bag, did an exit interview with, “Irish Illustrated,” which is in the Rivals.com network. In this piece, he basically outed USC coach Pete Carroll for shacking up with a female grad student (not his wife) in Malibu. The only problem is that Carroll says it’s not true, not that it’s Weis’s business, anyway. Weis now says that he was speaking in “generalities” and the interview was taken out of context. But that seems like a strange thing to take out of context. And since when is Malibu a generality? But there is good news. Word is the Chicago Bears are looking at hiring Weis as their offensive coordinator. That means he would be coaching Jay Cutler. Seems like punishment enough.
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3. Cox: No input on his replacement in 2011
Braves manager Bobby Cox said he doesn’t want to play a role in choosing his successor after the season, telling media members at the winter meetings in Indianapolis, “Honestly, I don’t want any part of that. That’s up to Frank [Wren] and John [Schuerholz] and 
the front-office people.” Here’s what I read into that: 1) Terry Pendleton just lost a vote; 2) Wren probably wasn’t going to let Cox make the call, anyway.
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2. Parallel universe: Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco
I know some people think too much is made of a sophomore slump. But if you try to dismiss Matt Ryan’s step back this season as insignificant, what about Joe Flacco? The Baltimore Ravens have mimicked the Falcons — they’re 6-6 after a 3-0 start — Flacco looked awful against Green Bay Monday night, throwing three interceptions. His numbers in the last five games: two touchdowns, six interceptions, 14 sacks. But at least all 10 of his toes work.
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1. And finally: Tiger, have a seat on The Count’s couch
First Tom Cruise. Next, Tiger Woods?
The Countdown hopes to one day become a top destination for celebrities to cry, laugh and tell their stories of infidelity to the world. However, it looks like we might lose out on the Tiger Woods interview. Oprah Winfrey is pushing hard for it, and she reads books and stuff. Other than money, power and fame, Winfrey doesn’t have a lot of advantages over The Count. But I imagine she has a really nice couch for Woods to sit (or jump) on. And it might be the only couch he hasn’t tested out lately.
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180 comments Add your comment
Jimmy
December 8th, 2009
7:05 am
FIRST
F-105 Thunderchief
December 8th, 2009
7:18 am
If I was rich, famous and good looking, I would be able to bed many great looking women, as well. And, I would. It would be awfully hard not to take advantage of that quirk (perk?) of celebrity.
Charlie Weis says he was talking about how vicious rumors surround coaches, and for example he threw out a couple about Carroll. Weis is really a jack@$$, I’ve heard.
MiltonDawg
December 8th, 2009
7:20 am
Great Stuff JS- Tebow & Crying??? I mean seriously guy, you’ve won 2 NCs and a heisman, quit being a freakin baby!!
You may want to update your countdown though- who’s the lady being carried out of a stretcher from Tiger’s house??
jim
December 8th, 2009
7:23 am
Tiger is toast. His sponsor may say, “Just Do It” but I am fairly sure they did not have 10 women in mind when they came up with the slogan.
MiltonDawg
December 8th, 2009
7:23 am
#4- Weis & the Bears??- Cutler has already ruined my fantasy league this year, could it get any worse? Kelly to Irish and Ned Yost is coming home to coach the Braves in 2011!!!
dap01
December 8th, 2009
7:24 am
Weiss is a loser, Tiger is getting there fast, Tebow crying. Karma.
SimpleDawg
December 8th, 2009
7:25 am
I think Buford T. Justice correctly described Tiger Woods……”Dumb Sumbitch.”
The story will not stop growing…….
Maybe Tiger should’ve been “Sportsman of the Year”…….he’s really been nailing it for years !
SimpleDawg
December 8th, 2009
7:39 am
Oh, one more thing……The Goldie Domers were more sad to see Jerry Faust leave than Charlie Weis……even Touchdown Jesus was relieved.
matt r
December 8th, 2009
7:47 am
You aren’t kidding, Flacco laid an egg last night.
mike on lake hartwell
December 8th, 2009
7:50 am
beautiful work, jeff.
you never cease to amaze.
MadDawg
December 8th, 2009
7:53 am
After Tiger is finished playing golf maybe he can become the next Hugh Hefner, he seems to be fully qualified. Instead of trying to decide which pretty golf shirt to wear everyday before hitting the golf course, he could just stay in his PJ’s and robe all the time while laying around counting all the beautiful, blond, naked women hanging on him. With his money and fame why bother with golf, just live the high life. Its a hard job but someone has to do it.
Big Al
December 8th, 2009
7:53 am
I feel bad for Tebow. Big Bad Alabama made little Timmy cry.
heywood jablomey
December 8th, 2009
7:53 am
just heard on ESPN NEWS that an adult female
from WOODS HOUSE was admitted to the hospital
last nite.
do u have anything on this, JEFF?
Tiger Woods - International Gigolo
December 8th, 2009
7:58 am
I sure wish Lewis Grizzard were here to help comment of Tiger’s crumbling reputation…….
New Book from Tiger:
“Play Like Tiger Woods – Hookers, Lookers, and Skanks – Learn How to Nail them All”
MadDawg
December 8th, 2009
8:02 am
I heard the the blond adult female that was taken to the hospital last night was the maid. Just overworked from all the housekeeping I’m sure.
Tiger Woods - International Gigolo
December 8th, 2009
8:05 am
Book Lewis Grizzard would’ve written on Tiger’s crumbling reputation:
“Pounce – Learn How to Attack Each Hole”
mustang ranch
December 8th, 2009
8:07 am
dumb tiger this is what god made hookers for
Geez, heywood...
December 8th, 2009
8:07 am
That news is about an hour and a half old, and about 10 posts ago – try to keep up with the rest of the sports world news!
Norton
December 8th, 2009
8:10 am
Just as football is winding down, we have the Tiger to take us through the spring. Keep your hat on. I don’t think we’ve seen anything yet. More popcorn anyone?
MadDawg
December 8th, 2009
8:10 am
Tim Tebow has a future in being a tv preacher if he fails in the NFL. I can picture him on there now, crying, slinging snot and begging for your money so he can go and cure all the worlds ills.
SuperB
December 8th, 2009
8:15 am
This was your funniest column. A great read!
heywood jablomey
December 8th, 2009
8:20 am
SORRY DUDE. but i do have a life: a job, a full-time single
dad of a 9 yr old, (homework, dinner, bath,
funtime, etc etc.) so excuse me for not breaking the
BREAKING NEWS.
ex #1 golfer
December 8th, 2009
8:23 am
thats why Timmy was crying the other night he just realized what he has been missing
JB
December 8th, 2009
8:23 am
Most of us thought Tiger was “near’ perfect…..He has fallen way short……..one big problem. He has discipline to go to the range, practice and work out, but can’t resist female temptation, although it sounds like he sought most of these out. He’s just like Obama, people are finding out he is not the real deal, fooling people and way over his head. if you are unemployed, it may not be his fault, but the man, with his views, refuses to do ANYTHING to improve consumer confidence and prop up the private sector and create jobs. The stimulus is CRAP……Whoops, gotta go, my medicine is here.
Carl S.
December 8th, 2009
8:27 am
Awesome Column Jeff!! LMAO!
lefty fielder
December 8th, 2009
8:28 am
Jeff:
Is there any way you could get a rim-shot wav file placed into your column? You could be the viral Rodney Dangerfield.
MadDawg
December 8th, 2009
8:32 am
Jeff, really great column. One of your best, keep it up.
Geez, heywood...
December 8th, 2009
8:34 am
…if you have a 9 year old you certainly need to get a better “handle” than the one you currently use! Talk about a poor role model….
SOGADOG
December 8th, 2009
8:37 am
Fox News reports a blond woman was taken from Tiger’s house this morning by paramedics on advanced life support. Did he try to OJ his wife or mother in law? In any event, GM is getting some great publicity on the safety features of the Escalade.
All I'm Saying Is...
December 8th, 2009
8:37 am
Tiger is apparently everything we thought he wasn’t: a shameless (sleep with any chick), careless (including a waitress in Orlando), and dangerous (alleged to never have used protection) skirt-chasing hoe.
Charlie Weiss is clearly everything we thought he was: an arrogant, a$$h$le, dirt-bag, and human being deserving of neither respect nor attention.
(Tiger has a watch endorsement deal with TAG Heurer not Rolex. Tiger had an endorsement deal with Buick but that was ended by mutual agreement last year when GM sought federal government support. Other than that, your comments are spot-on, as usual.)
And, by the way, Tebow can cry all he wants — in the locker room. On the field, true champions show grace under pressure, a stiff upper lip, and maintain their composure as they display proper sportsmanship and congratulate the other team without otherwise risking their dignity.
SimpleDawg
December 8th, 2009
8:38 am
Jeff,
Who keeps blocking my posts on Tiger Woods – International Gigolo?
There weren’t any “dirty” words. Was I too blunt? It wasn’t really graphic.
You’re stifling my creativity…..and comedic genius.
Reid Adair
December 8th, 2009
8:39 am
“She didn’t mind Tiger cheating on his wife with her, but Uchitel was so upset when she found out he also was cheating on her that she hired Gloria Allred, who I’m pretty sure nobody is cheating with.”
Oh, come on, Jeff. Gloria might not be a model (or a cocktail waitress … or a socialite), but I bet she’s rich.
heywood jablomey
December 8th, 2009
8:40 am
not allowed on the internet
Johnny Griffith
December 8th, 2009
8:40 am
Jerks
TommyGator
December 8th, 2009
8:43 am
Jeff, you are a media whore.
reebok
December 8th, 2009
8:48 am
LMAO! Thanks, Jeff!
At least we aren't UGA
December 8th, 2009
8:50 am
UGA – 33 arrests in last 3.5 years. Double that of Tennessee. Florida has been surpassed as well.
University of Georgia Correctional…. stay classy UGA.
Blue
December 8th, 2009
8:51 am
Hey…where is “Matt Choke Ryan” on this blog? I guess since his little girlfriend Joey Flacco is struggling as much as Matt Ryan is, he doesn’t have the ’stones’ to show up.
cdub
December 8th, 2009
8:52 am
I HEARD TEBOW GOT A 3 YR 10 MILLION DOLLAR ENDORSEMENT WITH ……………. KLEENEX
heywood jatouchmymember
December 8th, 2009
8:52 am
Sleeping with a porn star? There have be better-looking ones around!!
I’ve seen sexier specimens working checkout at bait and tackles shop!
Larvell "Sugar Bear" Blanks
December 8th, 2009
8:52 am
Oh Jef, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff……
Your BEST Countdown to DATE! Gosh who is helping you write your material on here? This TW story just keeps growing and growing and growing! I live here in Jacksonville and for the Jags to take a swing at Tiger like this took more balls than I thought they had knowing that the PGA is headquartered here in the lovely hamlet of Ponte Vedra.
The T-Shirt is priceless! I gotta have one! Speaking of Tea-Bow…….you missed out on our Governor suggesting to Wayne Weaver that Tebow is the answer to the Jags woes!
dtanner
December 8th, 2009
8:54 am
ever notice all of the tiger girls are white,had’nt seen a black girl in the bunch
Jemima
December 8th, 2009
8:54 am
SONNY CLUSTERS!! GRACE US WITH YOUR PRESENCE!
Chuckles Dimry
December 8th, 2009
8:55 am
I know how tiger like his eggs – unfertilized! That is how I like mine! I have heard that there is an army of lawyers flying around the world cutting checks left and right to quiet down the harem.
jorge de georgia
December 8th, 2009
8:56 am
JS, great column! I heard Coach Paul Johnson is thinking about hiring Charlie Weis as his new offensive coordinator. Tech wants to make Nesbitt the favorite to win the Heisman in ‘10.
Russ4Heisman.net
December 8th, 2009
8:59 am
Wait, “Tebow Cried for Our Sins”? Created by a Bama-fan affiliated web site?
Is that some sort of admission by Bama fans of their programs many, many prior transgressions?
Bo Williams
December 8th, 2009
9:00 am
How many mulligans does Tiger have now?
golf_shagging
December 8th, 2009
9:02 am
Several years ago, it was rumored that Tiger was spotted cruising for teeny boopers in the parking lots of fast food restaurants in the Augusta area during Masters week. I passed it off. It doesn’t seem so far fetched now.
CatsFly
December 8th, 2009
9:02 am
Tiger as tended to “hook(ering)” his drives lately.
heywood weisblowme
December 8th, 2009
9:03 am
How is Weis’ head these days?
WTF?
December 8th, 2009
9:03 am
JB, you are an idiot.
“He’s just like Obama, people are finding out he is not the real deal, fooling people and way over his head…”
What does Tiger have to do with President Obama??? Persons of color?
IHonestly, I am more surprised at society who gets so shocked about great athletes, behaving just like the rest of society does, only they have access to things and situations that average folks don’t. Being the best golfer in the world does not equate to being the best person in the world. Kind of like being Tiger Woods has nothing to do with being President Obama!
honest_abe
December 8th, 2009
9:03 am
agreed. best countdown ever. i’m still laughing.
Steve Brown
December 8th, 2009
9:08 am
Tiger has an addiction to 18- he plays 18 holes and then he fills 18 …
Suck it nerd
December 8th, 2009
9:09 am
Got no problem with the crying Tebow was doing, but the O-Lineman rubbing his head was a tad hard to watch.
I'll be here all week...
December 8th, 2009
9:13 am
Here’s a collection of the “Tiger” jokes and one-liners from the comedians and late-night TV hosts over the past week:
The police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. “I don’t know exactly…put me down for a 5.”
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 300 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
He hit a tree and a fire hydrant. He was only a parked car and a mailbox away from a “Tiger Slam.”
Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his new name: Cheetah
Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a new club.
Who among us doesn’t hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!
Tiger’s new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Poor choice; he should have gone with his driver.
Steve Brown
December 8th, 2009
9:13 am
Asian or Black- definitely a brother-finally has some street cred-probably will turn to rap and hip hop and win the AMA’s next year-just needs a good crotch grab.
cwb
December 8th, 2009
9:17 am
You may have a supplemental humour column within you. Has Letterman contacted you yet re: the nightly “top ten”? Opportunity knocks but once.
Old Soldier
December 8th, 2009
9:21 am
There is no question that Tebow is a great football player and a person of high character. When I contrast Tebow’s crying with the fact that 10 to 20 young Americans are dying each week and many more are suffering terrible injuries, it leaves me very disappointed. That is a sad ending to a great college career and one that will be remembered.
Tebow=Class Act
December 8th, 2009
9:22 am
You people bashing Tebow have no idea what it means to be passionate and dedicate to a cause. I am a Tide fan, but have enormous respect for Tebow. Maybe if your players had a little passion, you wouldn’t be spending the holidays in Shreavport. Roll Tide and Go Gators in the bowl season. 4 National titles in a row and 2 BCS bowl wins this season. Who cares what the dawgs do because they are irrelevant.
golf_shagging
December 8th, 2009
9:22 am
I will add also that Tiger is a jerk from top to bottom. I was at a practice round this past year in Augusta. A small group of kids was gathered in a small area off the practice tee, which was set aside for autograph seekers. Every golfer that came off the practice tee stopped to sign a few except two. Tiger and Nick Faldo, (another jerkwad who was not playing, but was shagging a few on the range). Tiger came through and totally ignored the kids screaming for an autograph. Later, a golfer (who holds a major championship), who I shall not name, asked my 11 year old if Tiger signed any autographs. My kid replied that he hadn’t. The golfer replied, “you don’t want it anyway, he is a jerk “. I couldn’t agree more.
Larry
December 8th, 2009
9:27 am
It’s the “jungle fever” that plagues so many black males who can’t resist instant gratification even with the cost of single moms and illegitimate children all across the country side. Selfish, self centered, primitive and Neanderthal-like behavior with little regard for the consequences or victims–innocent children.
At least in this rare, exceptional case I won’t be footing part the bill for this utter, unabashed, degeneracy. This will be funded in part by Nike, Rolex, Buick and Cadillac! Glad I have a Range Rover and I’ll probably sell my Rolex should this sponsorship continue!
Larry
December 8th, 2009
9:31 am
….plus, I meant to add…you idiots bashing Tebow for letting his emotions out simply because he cares so much I would give a nice sum to hammer your beak deep into your maxilla!
And I’m a Bulldog!
Clay
December 8th, 2009
9:34 am
I’m bettin Tiger gets a raise…
JimboDawg
December 8th, 2009
9:41 am
I just got punched in the face by Elin Nordegren and it HURT…I cried
dtanner
December 8th, 2009
9:42 am
to larry,you hit the nail on the head, look at all these so called black reverend’s jesse jackson, martin luther king etc.and big christian jokes like evander holyfield,black guys in leadership roles should have tried to set an example,but could have cared less as long as they got laid, it is the uncontrolled black man’s libido that has been the downfall of the black society
Sonny Clusters
December 8th, 2009
9:44 am
Jeff, if you want that interview we’ll see what we can do. We was a journalist at Parkview.
Clay
December 8th, 2009
9:45 am
dtanner, watch your mouth (or keystrokes)!! Eric Holder may be reading!!
AthensSG
December 8th, 2009
9:49 am
WTF, “behaving like the rest of society does”?? I know a bunch of guys in my S GA town, and none of them act like Tiger apparently has….
Sonny Clusters
December 8th, 2009
9:55 am
When we was wanting to be a real journalist we wanted to be just like Jeff. This city probably couldn’t handle two journalists like Jeff and me especially with Chief Moose on the way to be Chief of Police. Nobody knows that yet so let’s wait for the mayor to announce it.
PMC
December 8th, 2009
9:56 am
It’s events like what is coming to light with el tigre that make me wonder what I would act like if I was the best in the world at something and people paid me hundreds of millions to be seen thier stuff.
To be a socialite one needs to either be born into money or be adept at digging it. That lady is world freaking class.
F-105 Thunderchief
December 8th, 2009
10:05 am
Elin moved out of the Tiger manse and into a nearby home he owns? Hope she changed the sheets.
cricket
December 8th, 2009
10:06 am
Great job Jeff. Now, can you send those links to my email
Shankit
December 8th, 2009
10:09 am
Now we know why Tiger got rid of FLUFF.
He needed ol’ Stevie boy to carry all the
excess “bags.”
FIRST
December 8th, 2009
10:12 am
Why is there a “FIRST” epidemic on this dang site? You guys need to implement comment moderation or do away with them.
Shankit
December 8th, 2009
10:13 am
News Release from NOOKIE, (er, I mean Nike)
New SKANK, (er, I mean Shank) proof wedge.
Available with Stiff Shaft, Oversized Head,
Good weapon when you’re caught in a trap.
Available in blond, red or brunette finish.
Fluff
December 8th, 2009
10:13 am
Hey Tiger,
Don’t sleep with Waffle House waitresses when you married,
Idiot.
Sonny Clusters
December 8th, 2009
10:13 am
Jeff, we was able to get our hands on some robotic hamsters if you need one. We was also able to find the best biscuit in Atlanta but we ate it. Now, some other biscuit will have to be the best biscuit. We see what the AJC was doing now.
AthensSG
December 8th, 2009
10:21 am
Come on now, F-105 Thunderchief, what are the odds Elin would climb into the same bed in a mansion that Tiger took a waitress, porn star, socialite, cocktail waitress, swimsuit model, cocktail waitress, etc…………Well, okay, hope she changed the sheets!!
clemkudtlhopr
December 8th, 2009
10:27 am
Whew! At least we aren’t talking about steriods in baseball! Life is good for most. Good column!
collegeballfan
December 8th, 2009
10:28 am
I gotta great comment on Weis, but I do not want to be “taken out of context”. So I will just keep it to myself.
Larry the Cable Guy
December 8th, 2009
10:30 am
Jeff,
Now that is funny…I don’t care who you are.
Great stuff.
Eric
December 8th, 2009
10:32 am
Who’s Tiger’s Wood? And who gives a fying fluck about this nonstory anyway? Sports figures who boink other people is not news.
AthensSG
December 8th, 2009
10:32 am
That’s rude F-105 Thunderchief. What are the odds Elin would sleep in the exact, same bed in that 8 bedroom, “other home” where Tiger did a sociallite, a waitress, a swimsuit model, a cocktail waitress, a hostess, a porn star, etc, etc……………. Well, I hope she changed the sheets!!
Gatornation
December 8th, 2009
10:33 am
@ Tebow=Class Act….I couldn’t have said it better myself….and congrats on an excellent game and good luck in the BCS…bring another home for the SEC…unlike UGAY, still living off Herschel Walker’s years…
Doug Dickey
December 8th, 2009
10:38 am
I feel so bad for Tiger’s biracial children
Atl Resident
December 8th, 2009
10:39 am
So Tiger might have cheated, so have Kobe Bryant and many other athletes. But that’s nothing new. Tebow was crying what he going to do when he lose games in NFL. And, who cares about Oprah?
TO THE FALSE HEYWOOD...
December 8th, 2009
10:40 am
did you get expressed written consent to use
that moniker?
remind me a lot of willie martinez. hmmmm…
RGB
December 8th, 2009
10:41 am
The Tebo t-shirt is sacrilegious.
That you find it “priceless” speaks volumes.
vafalconfan
December 8th, 2009
10:43 am
Jeff- One of your funniest columns in some time! Good stuff.
JTK
December 8th, 2009
10:46 am
I am amazed at the reaction by so many about Tim Tebow crying. All I can figure is that it is coming from fans of teams that Tebow and Florida have beaten like a drum for the last 4 years. Get a life.
Beautiful Monte
December 8th, 2009
10:49 am
Tiger is proving to be just as big a scumbag as Michael Jordan, another false idol who was has been treated with kid gloves by the media machine, which didn’t want to risk losing access to The Great Man.
Despite his obvious lack of character, Tiger has tons of talent, but he has always gotten away with behaving like a petulant child on the golf course. The jock-sniffers and other losers who live vicariously through celebrities excuse such behavior as a sign of his competitiveness, but it’s still wrong, and it’s pathetic that Tiger has been allowed to conduct himself in a manner that most parents wouldn’t accept from a 10-year-old.
On a somewhat related note, as Stewart Mandel of SI.com point out last week, it’s a sad commentary on the state of our society that some fans spend their time ridiculing Tebow when there are numerous thugs, liars, and cheaters in the world of sports who are much more worthy of scorn.
Larry
December 8th, 2009
11:03 am
So Oprah calls to check on Tiger huh? Did she bother to ask about the wife or children? Remember, this is the same fat sow that’s been shacking up for years, never been married, or interested in children so keep letting your women and daughters watch this liberal scumbag and soon you’ll be staring into the eyes of a daughter holding a newborn and wondering where the father was last night!
mike on lake hartwell
December 8th, 2009
11:11 am
david pollack reports kirby smart is in ga for
interview.
TheAntiMe
December 8th, 2009
11:18 am
Wow, Jeff, That chick who hosts Entertainment Tonight ain’t got nothin’ on you.
Hamad Meander
December 8th, 2009
11:23 am
Tebow’s Tears: I do have not problem with an athlete being emotional after a grueling contest. I think the problem most people have with Tebow crying is that it was done on the bench, during the game, sitting my himself. There is enormous pressure on college athletes to perform, but in the end, it’s just a game. Do not cry during the game. Save your emotions for after the game, in the locker room, or elsewhere. Tebow is supposed to be the leader of the Florida Gators, and crying on the bench when things aren’t going your way is not leadership.
Matt Winkeljohn
December 8th, 2009
11:23 am
Wow! Epic.
Boots
December 8th, 2009
11:23 am
Give Charlie Weis an enema and you could send him to Chicago in a cigar box.
Ross
December 8th, 2009
11:25 am
Love the shirt. My buddy and I were speculating pre-game what Teeb’s bibular missive would be – I guessed that passage where God talks about spilling your seed on the ground (fumbling). Fail.
And – yo Tiger try a few sistas, yo.
-drl
Jim
December 8th, 2009
11:27 am
JS, it’s not just Tebow crying, we have come to expect that. It’s his teammate cradling his head on the sideline, that was just to creepy for me. PLEASE!
Vet
December 8th, 2009
11:28 am
Larry…a billionaire fat sow…
pilgrim
December 8th, 2009
11:30 am
I expect Tebow has earned the right to sniffle whenever he wants to.
UGAgrad71
December 8th, 2009
11:39 am
Tiger’s behavior is not new nor newsworthy. He is the latest “sports figure” to yeild to the temptations out there and I don’t mean over eating at the local buffet. Tiger has a beautiful wife and children and more money, fame, etc than could be hoped for. What he does not have is any sense of right or wrong. His marriage vows were just a suggestion. I have lost all respect for him. I will not buy any product he is sponsored by. He is nothing more than a very talented (golf) man who is extremely selfish and self-centered, and count me as a former fan.
AthensSG
December 8th, 2009
11:42 am
Amen to that, Vet.
Nike Corporate Headquarters
December 8th, 2009
11:44 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting our new slogan…..with an extensive ad campaign featuring TIGER..
“JUST DO THEM”
Now then, go buy our stuff.
How Tough is the SEC?
December 8th, 2009
11:46 am
Tim Tebow Tough, that’s how tough.
I heard Tim was OK though once he made it back to the locker room and had some cake and ice cream.
Maybe he can replace Richt on the Ford commercials.
For toughness it’s a toss up between the two.
Peter
December 8th, 2009
11:50 am
Tebow’s crying was a bit much…….
Now Randy Edsell, and the UConn team crying because they lost one of their teammates after he got stabbed to death…… that is another story.
One is about a game..the other is about a life…..
Consensus seems to be…….Tiger got a huge break, because of who he is……You, I or the next guy would be in Jail after an incident like that …….. never mind a typical black guy !
Larry
December 8th, 2009
11:52 am
“Vet”: “Larry…a billionaire fat sow…”
“AthensSG”: “Amen to that, Vet.”
And, folks, there you have it! This perfectly exemplifies the point. Because Oprah had made a billion from a talk show platform these too goobers are both infatuated with her money and blinded to her issues.
Yuck!
David Granger
December 8th, 2009
11:52 am
I don’t have any trouble believing that a rich, charismatic athlete like Tiger…who has women throwing themselves at him all the time…actually catches a few now and then. But can you BELIEVE he’s diddling some of the bowsers on the list? I mean…some of these women are beer-goggle picks at best.
I don’t believe the FHP didn’t have enough to force a blood test. If someone drives a vehicle into both a tree and a fire hydrant…and if it’s true that he was admitted for “OD”, as some reports claim…there would have been plenty of probable cause. I just think the FHP didn’t have the gumption, and covered up for a local VIP/celebrity.
And I don’t think anything was wrong with Tim Tebow crying on the bench. I despise Florida, and wish Tim had spoken out against the way some of the Gator fans have licked his butt so much. (”Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas!”…crap like that.) But Tim is a passionate athlete who gives it everything he’s got. And he saw that what he’d been working hard for all season was NOT going to be, and I don’t blame him for his tears at all. I was impressed at how classy he was after the game, congratulating Alabama with a simple “We just got beat by a better team.”
My only gripe with Tim is that his bible verse this past Saturday (John 16:33) ends up with “I have overcome the world!”…and that sure seems like a pompous thing to claim. (Yes, I know that it’s referring to Jesus in the Bible….but when you write it on your face, you’re more or less “claiming” it as your own.)
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
11:52 am
The AntiMe — Yeah, but she’s got better legs.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
11:53 am
Thanks VaFalconFan.
Larry
December 8th, 2009
11:54 am
UGAgrad71,
Touché!
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
11:56 am
Thanks Cable dude.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
11:56 am
Collegeballfan — Yeah, that makes perfect sense, right?
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
11:57 am
Sonny, I’ll pass on the hamsters, but thanks for the offer.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
11:57 am
Fluff — even if you can get double hashbrowns?
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
11:58 am
Cricket, nope. But I sense you have the Googling skills.
LVDavis
December 8th, 2009
12:00 pm
Whoever that person is that made a negative comparative comment about OBAMA to Tiger is so far off to left field. Obama’s character is nowhere near Tiger’s (Cheetah) character, please. Obama did not get this country into the hole it is in, this american economy was placed in the hole by the former administration; stop expecting a miracle to happen overnight, it did not happen overnight, it happened in the last eight years with the Bushes and their crew of greedy thieves. Tiger (Cheetah/Cheater) has dug a deep hole with his adulterous ways. He should have remained a bachelor, if he was going to lay with multiple sex partners. He could have bust H_LL wide open for all we care, but he has brought great harm and hurt to his family. Such a great disappointment as a man; and guys I know there are women that do the same thing. There is no excuse for anyone to act so insensitive and careless with people . . . we need to learn how to love people more than we love things. Have a great day everyone and a safe holiday season!
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:00 pm
Thanks Honest Abe.
pb
December 8th, 2009
12:00 pm
Larry:
What the He@@ does Oprah have to do with this? What do you have against her? As for her “issues”, I don’t really know them, except she supported Obama. So what! She wasn’t the only one. Do you want everyone in the world to agree with you?
Larry
December 8th, 2009
12:00 pm
David Granger,
You missed the point! “I have overcome the world” is not a statement of a “pompous” claim. The “world” simply refers to the evil, destructive or tempting obstacles we face as humans and by not cheating, lying, deceiving etc. Tebow has overcome the “Worldly” challenges. Another expression that exemplifies this is “I am in the world but the world is not in me.”
The Grinch
December 8th, 2009
12:01 pm
What’s the difference between a golf ball and a car?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:01 pm
Jorge — Hah! Pretty sure Weis to Tech is not happening. Besides what would the “OC” under Paul Johnson do? Carry PJ’s headphone wire to make sure he doesn’t trip?
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:03 pm
Larvell –Thanks. Yeah, I was stunned by the Jaguars thing — and good point about the proximity to the PGA.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:03 pm
Heywood. Really? What Bait and tackle shops are you going to?
LeBrawnDaBrain
December 8th, 2009
12:04 pm
The most vexing question for all of 2009, how many holes did Tiger play?
Larry
December 8th, 2009
12:04 pm
“Obama did not get this country into the hole it is in, this american economy was placed in the hole by the former administration; stop expecting a miracle to happen overnight, it did not happen overnight, it happened in the last eight years with the Bushes and their crew of greedy thieves”
LV, what a very, very ignorant man you are! I want evern bother correcting you as with most poorly educated, lower IQ, “entitlement” thinkers you just can’t get it.
I do like your values though!
fatorma Gabba
December 8th, 2009
12:15 pm
Tigers don’t remain in the Woods for ever. When it’s time to come out , they come in droves!!
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:17 pm
Simple Dawg — sometimes things get caught in spam and I release them. But I don’t think I’ve deleted any Tiger related posts.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:18 pm
Mad Dawg — Thanks.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:18 pm
I tried. Haven’t been able to work that out.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:19 pm
Thanks Carl S.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
12:19 pm
Thanks Mike (on Laker Hartwell).
Gregory
December 8th, 2009
12:24 pm
I think most of the Tiger bashers are just jealous. Haters. He’s a very young guy. Married early. Remember when you were 26 to 34 years old? Now throw in beautiful women who are throwing themselves at you, good looks, private jet, and tons of money. It’s easy to see how a straight athletic guy could go in that direction, even though he knows it’s not best. Hey, sometime the thrill is the secrecy of it. I know many married men and women with no money who do similar things.
Hillbilly Deluxe
December 8th, 2009
12:28 pm
On #10-Does Florida not have an implied consent law like Georgia does? I’m thinking if I hit a fire hydrant and/or tree, I’d be subject to all manner of prodding and poking by the powers that be.
On #7-Sheer genius.
Hollywould
December 8th, 2009
12:35 pm
great read Jeff!!
Clay
December 8th, 2009
12:54 pm
I Don’t hate Tiger, Gregory, just disapointed in him. Just thought he was better than the “many married men and women….who do somilar things” you speak of…
Jonathan
December 8th, 2009
12:57 pm
It’s so sad that the media is crucifying Tiger for his private actions. To me, it shows that racism and double standards (when race is involved) exist. Just a few years ago, Brad Pitt cheated on his wife with Angelina Jolie. No one made a big deal of that and since then, the media has gone on to glorify and even nickname (Brangelina) this couple that was forged from adultery.
What about the almost whole of Hollywood who live a lifestyle of infidelity, whether from Spouses of significant others. Did we forget that Paris Hilton is (supposedly) a role model to many young girls, yet she has a sex tape with a man she was not married to? Or Kim Kardashian? Forget Hollywood… What about Bill Clinton? John Edwards? The senators who like boys and have cheated on their wives with MEN!!??
TIGER PLAYS GOLF!!! Let it go…
Herschel Walker
December 8th, 2009
12:59 pm
Do not give my man Tebow a hard time. Heck, I tried to end it all by locking myself in a running vehicle. They found me unconcscious and the NY Times called it attempted suicide. I was just having myself a big cry and fell asleep with gas fumes pouring into my auto. Do not worry, it was not the TransAm I got for signing with UGA.
savannahdawg
December 8th, 2009
1:00 pm
Another superstar who assumed he was untouchable falls! Tiger’s dad taught him how to be a great golfer, not a great man! Not even a good man! Tiger has been after the wrong “J” man………….Jack won’t save him……….only Jesus!
Chris Broe
December 8th, 2009
1:33 pm
Wilt Chamberlain said that he kranked 10K women over the years. Tiger Woods may have already has surpassed that number, (and he did it in fewer spring breaks).
His wife must be in shock. The aids risk alone must scare her to death. Tiger has a sex addiction, of course. He is sick. No spouse deserves this kind of news, $80 mill or no $80 mill.
Not even Oprah can save Tiger now.
sidslid
December 8th, 2009
1:34 pm
Is the sand wedge Susan Boyle?
FIETTS
December 8th, 2009
1:50 pm
JB,
Go get a life! Leave Obama out of this. Stop hating! If you want to blame someone blame yourself for voting for “W”. He created this mess. Remember what the scriptures say about judging others, Matthew 7:1-5 “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you.
Be careful folks! WWCD
LFP6
December 8th, 2009
1:51 pm
So much stuff with Tiger’s controversies.
Like we could call it ‘Tiger-gate’ for starters.
And we can have a reality show called, “The Tiger Girls.”
And it goes on and on and on….
Golf-One
December 8th, 2009
1:52 pm
Strange,Have not seen one black lady on Tigers list,Guess he just does not like black meat, I am not racist,I dont like his yellow side either
darryl roy
December 8th, 2009
1:56 pm
White is right!? oh yeah He’s just making up for lost time when he was a geek.
Golf saved him from a life of nunya
azcat225
December 8th, 2009
1:56 pm
Boots @ 11:23 a.m.—-Now THAT was funny! And what makes it even better is the pure truth in it.
h2so4
December 8th, 2009
2:04 pm
I heard it was Tebow tears that saved Meyer from near death dehydration. Get the pope on the pope-phone, it’s sainting time.
hw1980
December 8th, 2009
2:07 pm
At least I never lost to Florida and went out with a nice 44-0 victory to end my career against them. Oh don’t say that’s just history, because technically every event that’s happened is history, you count one you have to count the other. Ebb and flow friends.
Jeff Schultz
December 8th, 2009
2:15 pm
Thanks Hollywould.
Michael
December 8th, 2009
2:16 pm
Those of you who displaying your rebellion against God by your taunting of Tim Tebow, better hope that you don’t take your last breath today. God is not mocked !
TS
December 8th, 2009
2:20 pm
At least we know there won’t be a sex scandal coming out for Tebow. Maybe an HJ/BJ scandal but nothing more.
Algonquin J. Calhoun
December 8th, 2009
2:23 pm
Tiger has been revealed to be a womanizing hypocrite who may have a drinking/prescription drug problem. His reputation of being a loving, family man is history. His sponsors may continue to make him richer for a time but that’s not going to last either.
Tiger Fan
December 8th, 2009
2:24 pm
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Edmond Walker, Jr - 57 years old
December 8th, 2009
2:29 pm
Tebow’s tears after the lost to Alabama,were tears of pain of the lost of a dream football season for himself and his team-mates. Also, by his actions after this lost, Tebow was one of the GREATES examples of a Lover of Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. Anyone can be gracious and kind when things are going your way and you are successful, but the test of Christian Character is being gracious and kind when thing go all wrong and painful.
Tebow did not blame others for his pain; by cursing and getting mad at his team mates for their mistakes, or finding fault with the other team. No, the young man, Tebow, though enduring a painful lost and disappointment, in tears he encouraged his team mates, and congragulated the other team for their deserving win. Yet tearful and in pain, young Tebow, did not aviod the TV cameras, but without anger he spoke with kindness towards his team and the other team.
As a Christian football player in High School, I never prayed to win, I prayed to do my best and that no one on my team or the other team would be hurt in the game. Yes, I expressed my desire to win, but the ultimate results of the game were in God’s Hands; for God had Christian children on the other team too, and he has no favorites. I believe Tebow prayed this way also.
Herschel Walker
December 8th, 2009
2:31 pm
Hollywood, your terrible blocking is what made me cry and attempt to end it all in the front seat of a sedan burning gas in my garage.
JF McNamara
December 8th, 2009
2:32 pm
If he played basketball or football, this would be a non-story. 50% (or more) of all married couples have cheating issues.
No one in the media is really outraged at his behavior. They’re just embarrasing his wife hoping she leaves so they get a bigger story or so they can get page views now. They must be trying to repay him for not granting them interviews or something.
Byron Mathison Kerr
December 8th, 2009
2:44 pm
Most of the Alabama fans I personally know have expressed a lot of admiration and respect for Tim Tebow. I think many people forget just how young these college athletes are. To have won all his regular season games for two years, it would *have* to be unbelievably tough to eventually lose one. “Empathy” is a very good trait.
Despite the Bible verse thing, which I could do without, Tim Tebow is a great player. Florida is a great team. They are both great assets for the SEC. As a diehard Alabama fan, and even before the Alabama/Florida game, I pledged to support Florida in the BCS if they beat Alabama. After all, we are the SEC!
sam
December 8th, 2009
2:51 pm
byron would be cursin’ tebow up and down if he’d blown them out and danced all over the sidelines…empathy my arse! he’s a cry baby!
Tiger Fan
December 8th, 2009
2:52 pm
Larry you sound like a racist conservative mooron!
Byron Mathison Kerr
December 8th, 2009
3:03 pm
To sam, December 8th, 2009, 2:51 pm:
I guess it all depends on how you view life and relate to other people.
Kerry Barton
December 8th, 2009
3:05 pm
Tiger has been such a disappoint; however, to blame what he did on race comes from only a small minded ignorant individual. I am sure 3 or 4 may be telling the truth; however, these skanks want there 5 minutes of fame. I want begin to list the names of leaders, celebrities and politicians who have cheated on wives this year alone. We need to look in our own backyards for role models and be the best man/female we can be. If we took a poll right now on a sports blogs over 50% of you have more than likely cheated or paid for a good lap dance. “ALL WRONG”. Please stop judging people as if you are perfect. JERKS!!!!
Kerry Barton
December 8th, 2009
3:20 pm
Larry please go far, far, far aawwwaayyyyy!
Elizabeth Linton
December 8th, 2009
4:00 pm
Jeff: Woods’ SPONSORS should remember that it is mostly women that does most of the shopping and I have no doubt that this scandal will have lasting effects for them.
Gregory
December 8th, 2009
4:22 pm
Clay. I’m not sure why you put so much faith in any man or woman except yourself. It’s not always a great idea to expect too much of people. Any time you expect, you set yourself up for disappointment.
Clay Aiken
December 8th, 2009
4:35 pm
Tiger did me too.
Hamad Meander
December 8th, 2009
4:59 pm
Byron Kerr, if you were a diehard Alabama fan, you would know that it is Alabama that has won all of their regular season games for two years, not Florida. Florida lost to Ole Miss last year during their regular season. Tebow cried after that game too.
Byron Mathison Kerr
December 8th, 2009
6:16 pm
To Hamad Meander, December 8th, 2009, 4:59 pm:
Thank you for the correction. I am sure any diehard *Florida* fan would know that fact.
Tina
December 8th, 2009
6:49 pm
Of course they are all white. No self respecting sista would put up with his trifling azz. And how many times do you think the N-word was thrown arond in his house since this last week. Let me guess???
Paul in RDU
December 8th, 2009
7:18 pm
Great columns Jeff – I’m still laughing.
And BTW – To play golf Tiger needs more than 14 clubs. He also needs tees, a divot repair tool and someone to clean his balls.
bob horner stayed hurt
December 8th, 2009
7:25 pm
that column was one of your best Jeff…really good stuff….Paul…Kudos to you for your “someone to clean his balls post…..” I’m ROTFLMAO…..
SuperB
December 8th, 2009
7:43 pm
Gatornation is a moron. Up until the last few years you didn’t have squat. All (and I mean the ONLY thing) you had was Spurrier in ‘67 (who lost to Georgia that year.)
Ted Striker
December 8th, 2009
8:43 pm
Not impressed with Tiger juggling 10 to 14 women and his wife. Even I’ve juggled double digits before. (Although not with a wife in the picture).
On the other hand, if news breaks that he’s had 10 or 14 ladies in bed WITH he and Elin — then I’m impressed.
I am.. Tiger Woods
December 8th, 2009
9:00 pm
Earl Woods once told Sports Illustrated that “Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity.” And, when the reporter asked if this statement included the likes of Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, or Buddha, Earl Woods did respond, “Yes, because he (Tiger) has a larger forum that any of them.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAnlcW_ILyw
Redcoat_alum
December 8th, 2009
9:34 pm
Is it just me, or do you guys feel like you’re reading a copy of Pat Forde’s ‘40 Yard Dash’ column on ESPN.com when you read Countdown? I know originality is difficult Jeff, but come on.
Redcoat_alum
December 8th, 2009
9:35 pm
And thank you for the link to the Tebow T-shirt. Freakin’ priceless.
Ken
December 8th, 2009
10:08 pm
Will Tiger’s mistress count get to 18 before his major count does?
Herschel Walker
December 8th, 2009
10:16 pm
If you read all these ignorant posts from Dawg fans……..you can understand why I tried to end it all from carbon monoxide in a locked, runnning automobile.
UGA fans are a bunch of racists who pretended to cheer for me when I was eating up chunks of yardage. Now, all they can do is make racist comments about Tiger Woods.
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