Predictions: Pressure’s up but gorilla and Tech can handle it
It has been a big week at Georgia Tech, and not just because the football team is preparing to clinch the Coastal Division. Researchers made tremendous progress in answering two of the world’s great questions: 1) What is the Coastal Division? 2) How do we get a gorilla to take a blood pressure test?
Yes, the best stuff is the stuff you don’t have to make up. That’s why I’m happy to report that some great minds at Georgia Tech, Emory and Zoo Atlanta collaborated to get Ozzie, a
Ozzie calmly says Tech will cover.
48-year-old gorilla, to voluntarily submit to a blood pressure test. I can only assume Ozzie needed the test for the usual reasons, those being beer, nachos, stress, the guy from Duluth by the gorilla cage who keeps pretending to be a gorilla, teenage drivers, health care, more beer and the kickoff to Sarah Palin’s book tour, for which she’s receiving $7 million, which I guess she earned by submarining an election, resigning as governor before her first term ended, swimming in a pool of potential ethics violations and having a wonderfully dysfunctional family.
Back to the gorilla. I’m really not sure why we need to know his blood pressure. I don’t care if he smokes two packs a day. I just want to know if this will lead to other medical “breakthroughs”? Because if Ozzie’s really 48 — dude, there’ a test the doctors made me take at that age and I sure ain’t telling him.
Where was I? Oh yeah. Tech-Duke. If the Jackets win, they’ll clinch a spot in the ACC title game. Duke’s not a joke anymore. They’re just a little bit of a fraud.
The line is 13. Monkey want 13 bananas? No. Relax. Jackets cover.
Keggers
Mark Richt is starting to realize it's not the refs' fault.
Auburn at Georgia: BowWows coach Mark Richt is fed up with penalties. He says he’ll yank any player who’s flagged. I suppose the lack of intelligence and discipline could be traced back to the coaching staff. But let’s not quibble in November, shall we? Dogs win but take Auburn and 4 1/2.
Tennessee at Mississippi: Three Vols players were charged with armed robbery this week. Pretty sure that’s not an SEC record. But as Steve Spurrier would say, “You can’t spell San Quentin without the U and the T.” Rebels cover 5.
Florida at South Carolina: Used to be a big deal, Spurrier vs. the Gators. But he’s lost the last two meetings 51-31 and 56-6 and now it’s starting to look like Holmes-Ali. Stop the fight, ref. Gators cover 15 1/2.
Some folks at FSU call it a Sling Blade.
Alabama at Mississippi State: Tide coach Nick Saban defended SEC officials and commissioner Mike Slive in the aftermath of another blown call in the LSU game, which of course went Bama’s way, although I’m sure that had nothing to do with Saban’s position. Fruit basket, Mike? Tide covers 12.
FSU at Wake Forest: The Noles can forget about a bowl if they lose. The reaction at FSU depends on whether or not you’re sitting in a Board of Trustees meeting, sharpening your kaiser blade. Of course, some folks call it a sling blade. Deacs cover 5.
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Mike Smith emerges from a coaches' meeting.
Falcons at Carolina: Coach Mike Smith declined comment on being fined by the NFL Thursday, other than a brief statement that read, “I am Spartacus.” The Falcons need an uprising. At 5-3, they can’t afford a loss, with three of the next four games coming against the Giants (road), Eagles and Saints. The secondary is being held together by duct tape, but here’s some good news: Steve Smith, only one touchdown. Birds cover 1 1/2.
Cowboys at Packers: Tony Romo has been really good lately (last four games: nine TDs, one interception, 62.4 percent passing). Throw your calendars away. You’ll know it’s the first day of winter when his head explodes. Meanwhile, how did the Packers give up 38 points to the Bucs? Dallas covers 3.
Eagles at Chargers: Philly cornerback Joselio Hanson was suspended for testing positive for a diuretic, which his agent says wasn’t to mask steroids but rather because his client “felt bloated” after eating Chinese food. What was the backup excuse? Aliens abducted me and injected me with bumetanide? Take the 2 but Eagles win this straight up.
"No, I don't want any Girl Scout cookies!"
Patriots at Colts: Peyton Manning vs. Bill Belichick is always great theater. Patriots’ problem: Manning has been sacked a league-low five times in eight games. So explains why Belicheat gave tasers to his front. (Commish: Burn the tape.) Colts cover 3.
Chiefs at Raiders: It’s been a good week in Oakland. Tom Cable hasn’t punched any assistants, ex-wives or girlfriends. Al Davis — now there’s a guy he should punch. Mini-upset time: Chiefs win (but take the 1 1/2).
Lions at Vikings: Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson were angry at each other for about five minutes, then compared bank accounts and realized all is good. Well, most is good. Here comes Brett Favre following a bye: Thor covers 16 1/2.
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Season to date: 74-34 straight up, 51-57 against the number.
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SadDawg
November 12th, 2009
5:13 pm
Sarah Palin’s hot. Jeff’s not.
bob horner stayed hurt
November 12th, 2009
5:16 pm
SadDawg…that’s a fact…not a prediction….(okay…now I need to read the blog…) so I can make applicable corrections…
Sad Dawg is Ugly
November 12th, 2009
5:19 pm
Who cares if Sarah Palin is hot. She smells like Salmon anyway. Go buy you some Q-Salmon if you miss her so much! Ugh!
not so fast!!
November 12th, 2009
5:20 pm
not so fast my friend. UPSET ALERT!! Spurrier and the Roosters cluck all over the might GATERS in an ugly, close one. SC 19 FL 16
Not Disappointed!
November 12th, 2009
5:21 pm
Let’s go Jackets! Don’t lay of the Gas now. Ramblin Wreck!
SadDawg
November 12th, 2009
5:22 pm
Um, SadDawg is Ugly, men who like women care! She’s yummy!
pilgrim
November 12th, 2009
5:27 pm
The NFL commissioner’s office got it wrong. It was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Rope.
Not Disappointed!
November 12th, 2009
5:32 pm
Okay, Jeff I feel the Jackets will cover. We are not turning our backs on Dookie! Doesn’t dookie smell anyway?
The Ga Pups should win, but it will be a close one.
Falcons roll and “Ramblin Wreck!”
AthensSG
November 12th, 2009
5:33 pm
So ……. what was his blood pressure?
DawginLex
November 12th, 2009
5:34 pm
Tech 42 duke 28
UGA 31 Aubie 28
Falcons 27 Panthers 21
Gators 38 SC 12
Bama 23 MSU 9
Wake 38 FSU 14(ponder is out)
Ole Miss 20 UT 17
Colts 28 Pats 27
Not Disappointed!
November 12th, 2009
5:35 pm
Jeff, are we in Athens or Durham this weekend? Come on Spill it!!!!
DawginLex
November 12th, 2009
5:38 pm
Us Dawgs should be pulling for Tech this weekend since beating Tech would equate to being ACC champs. Also CPJ has never lost 2 in a row at Tech.
Something to ponder.
GTAnchorage
November 12th, 2009
5:38 pm
Sarah Palin is hot, and smelling like salmon isn’t all a bad thing…
Chester Lucks
November 12th, 2009
5:38 pm
Tech over Duke
Auburn over UGA
Tennessee over Ole Miss
Florida over S. Carolina
Alabama over Mississippi State
Wake over FSU
Who is Clemson laying this weekend. Doesn’t matter. Clemson wins.
Reid Adair
November 12th, 2009
5:40 pm
So Mark Richt will yank any player who gets flagged? This ought to be interesting.
Rascal
November 12th, 2009
5:41 pm
Another politically charged remark of no value, just a slam at someone you don’t see eye to eye with? Maybe the political commentary should be kept off these pages. But then again, your company will only be around about 14 more months, so get all the shots in at those that actually believe in personal responsibility and small government. Of course, the talentless liberals like yourself will need the socialist government you seem to want so badly in order to get your daily rations from the food lines. But as a good comrade, you get to lead the politburo meetings each night to determine who gets promoted in the ranks of citizen soldiers.
bob horner stayed hurt
November 12th, 2009
5:43 pm
Sarah Palin is a salmon fisherman..??
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
5:44 pm
Not Disappointed: I am in Durham Saturday and Charlotte Sunday (Falcons). It’s an all-Carolina weekend pour moi (that’s French).
SadDawg
November 12th, 2009
5:44 pm
How many playings are we dressing out Saturday? I mean, it could become an issue…….
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
5:45 pm
Athens SC — Good question. Never saw the reading mentioned.
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
5:45 pm
Rascal — What do Sarah’s eyes have to do with anything?
SadDawg
November 12th, 2009
5:45 pm
So how many players are we dressing out Saturday? I mean, it could become an issue …….
SadDawg
November 12th, 2009
5:47 pm
Amen to the eyes comment, Jeff! I knew you like lookin at her legs too!!
Matt
November 12th, 2009
5:50 pm
Jeff, how’s that Marxism working out for ya. You keep seeing your buddies lose their job, but you leftist keep supporting the same people. Way to rip on a good person. It would be one thing if you ever took a rip at our “Dictator” in Washington, but that would be too much for you to look in the mirror and do.
Thanks for proving everything that everyone already knows. You are the same as any other “reporter” out there, you just happen to cover sports (and according to your articles lately, not very well).
Have a blessed day!
Sarah
November 12th, 2009
5:54 pm
I can see why a lot of people around here can relate to Sarah. Her family is a white trash soap opera and she believes the world is 6,000 years old.
"Chef" Tim Dix
November 12th, 2009
5:56 pm
Ozzie and I are both 48.
u-no
November 12th, 2009
5:57 pm
Well, Jeff… here are my better guesses for the weekend + some you didn’t call:
Tech beats Duke, Georgia wins, maybe, uh, it’ll be close. I think you are right on the Vols game. The Gator-Gamecock fight may be closer than you think, but Florida will make a W. Kentucky will take a win away from Vandy. Bama will get a close call in Starksville, could be an upset here. Just for kicks one of these two will be an upset: Cincy vs WVA, TCU vs Utah… you pick which one.
Birds win, but better play better than they did this past weekend or it could get to be a Rolaids special. 49ners beat the Bears tonight. Saints aint about to lose this wekend. Thor makes the Lions think Greek mythology is real. Dallas will take the Cheese, but it will be a smelly affair. The Eagles tanked on the West Coast the last time they were there… they will tank again: Chargers take this one. The Game of the Week will be the Pats vs Colts. This will be a war, the clock will cause an armistice with the Colts having the upper hand. The Chiefs and Raiders is kinda an “I don’t care” game of the week: but what the hay, Raiders win just because.
FalconUGAFan
November 12th, 2009
5:57 pm
Tech – yes
Falcons – YES
Dawgs -Sure hope so….
Nothing else matters….
calvin
November 12th, 2009
5:58 pm
“potential ethics violations”? translation: whatever the
Palins’ political enemies (mostly dems but also some repubs
that she beat at the polls) dream up to charge her with.
ie. unproven and unprovable.
"Chef" Tim Dix
November 12th, 2009
5:58 pm
Please no more pictures of the late Al Davis. Not ever.
"Chef" Tim Dix
November 12th, 2009
6:00 pm
Jeff, this column was founded on the hot chick photo and I for one, am dissapointed.
Paul's Johnson
November 12th, 2009
6:02 pm
Jeff,
Do you ever make fun of your Democrat friends? What does Sarah have to do with your weekend predictions? I predict she is fine with your opinion and with the 7 million.
Chester Lucks
November 12th, 2009
6:04 pm
All yall leave Sarah Palin alone. Jeff just like to rag on her to get a rise out of some of us. She is a decent woman and I for one would love to see her in the US Senate. Some of you may like Pelosi or Clinton, but Sarah she’s a looker and politically smart as well.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 12th, 2009
6:05 pm
Dawgs better win or it will get real funny on the blogs next week.
Not Disappointed!
November 12th, 2009
6:06 pm
Jeff a Carolina Weekend…… Eh! Load up on some Brisket in Durham area.
Lets go Jackets!
Not Disappointed!
November 12th, 2009
6:07 pm
FalconUgaFan….LOL! Sorry, but you post is funny.
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
6:11 pm
Chester — I agree with you. I also would rather look at Sarah than Pelosi or Clinton.
Hank
November 12th, 2009
6:11 pm
Sarah’s a really fine looking woman but she isn’t qualified to be President as 71% agreed in a recent poll. McCain/Palin = Incontinent/Incompetent
bugman
November 12th, 2009
6:13 pm
So we’ve gone from semi pro porn starlets to gorillas to Al Davis.
Are you trying to prune down your readership?
GTAnchorage, that all depends on where the smell eminates from…
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
6:14 pm
Paul’s J — Dems/Reps/Indys — none are my friends. And are you kidding? I think I broke the record for Jerry Brown jokes (my former Gov. in Cal), although it was ultra cool when he was dating Linda Rondstadt. Then he just got too weird. Loved when Doonesbury used to refer to him as Gov. Moonbeam.
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
6:15 pm
Chef — Sorry, I could’ve put a Sarah photo up top (didn’t mean it that way … OK, sorta) but I decided to use the ape mugshot instead.
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
6:16 pm
Calvin. Really? “Unproven and unprovable.” You sound like Bart Simpson.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 12th, 2009
6:17 pm
Jeff don’t tell the Gorilla about the test? Hell who is going to preform it? I hope he/she has good medical themselves.
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
6:17 pm
Matt– I love Marxism. Especially “A Day At The Races” and “Duck Soup.” Those were my favorites.
Paul H
November 12th, 2009
6:19 pm
I agree with DawginLex for the predictions.
As for Sarah Palin, she’s still hot.
But not as hot as that Miss California girl.
BS Patrol
November 12th, 2009
6:23 pm
Tina Fey is SUCCULENT! If I were 30 years younger I would plow that until next July.
Bat Masterson
November 12th, 2009
6:31 pm
Good stuff Jeff, but picking on Sarah Palin, man that’s like shooting fish in a barrel, just too easy. That said, it is fun to watch the flat earthers heads explode.
SadDawg
November 12th, 2009
6:32 pm
Which one, Paul H, the one that got fired or the one “The Donald” replaced her with when he got mad at her?
Florida jacket
November 12th, 2009
6:34 pm
leave it to the AJC, only they could stick left-wing politics on the sports pages, you’re about to destroy the last reason most of us read your paper. If that’s your purpose then go right ahead, but you might want to update your resume first.
Bat Masterson
November 12th, 2009
6:34 pm
But not as hot as that Miss California girl
Anita Bryant ?
Clay
November 12th, 2009
6:36 pm
Gosh Bat, you are so cerebral. We flat earthers are so jealous of that brain power of yours. Keep re-reading that union newsletter.
Florida jacket
November 12th, 2009
6:37 pm
as far as that goes, the earth is round, the AJC’s revenues are flat.
Roy Wood
November 12th, 2009
6:42 pm
Guess I will be told this has already been Covered.But the only two reasons I voted Rep is Sarah Palin and obama.A reformed Democrat
Sautee Dawg
November 12th, 2009
6:43 pm
Dysfunctionial family?? Is yours perfect Jeff??
Please stay out of politics Jeff it should have no place in college football.
2nd time in a month you’ve brought up politics Jeff, figured you for a comedy channel hacker instead of a MSNBC or CNN.
Whatever passes your time i guess.
Limelight
November 12th, 2009
6:44 pm
I love watching liberals squirm over Sarah Palin. Amazing how she gets under your skin so easily, and how so many people feel inclined to insult her. Any yes, she is hot.
u-no
November 12th, 2009
6:49 pm
Well, Jeff, here are my picks for the weekend. Some are extras thrown in for good measure:
Tech will handle Duke, but his could be a high scoring affair not decided until late. The Pups will either look OK and win or come in flat and be embarrassed. I will pick the Pups, but acknowledge the potential for something else. Tennessee finishes the week with a big L, making the week complete. South Carolina just may surprise us all. I think it will be close and if Florida doesn’t come in ready to play…could be upset. Kentucky will beat Vandy, in what will be a pretty good game. Bama is another one that has to be careful this weekend, I smell upset in the air, but will still pick the Tide to win in a close one. There are two other potential upsets brewing: Cincy VS WVA and TCU vs Utah, one of these will be an upset… you can pick which one.
The 49ners will beat the Bears tonight. The Falcons will win, but they have to play a good bit better than this past weekend or it could get ugly by halftime. The Saints ain’t about to lose this weekend. Thor will make the Lions check the weather service for severe storm warnings. Dallas will cut the Cheese, but this game could be a real war with a different outcome. The Eagles didn’t do so well when they flew to the West Coast earlier this year, and they won’t do so well this weekend either. They get stung by the Chargers. The game of the weekend will be the Pats against the Colts. Colts win it, and it will be fun to watch. The “I Don’t Care” game of the weekend will have the Raiders beating the Chargers…yawn.
John
November 12th, 2009
6:49 pm
Go write on the Op-Ed pages to promote your ideological push to turn us into a Stalinesque Gulag. Leave the sports pages to a journalist with (a) intellect, (b) knowledge, and (c) common sense, none of which you have. Loser!
u-no
November 12th, 2009
6:51 pm
oh, yeah, almost forgot…Wake will beat FSU.
John
November 12th, 2009
6:54 pm
Also, why am I not surprised that you watch the Simpsons?
Volman
November 12th, 2009
6:58 pm
Mr. Schultz, I can usually just laugh at your humor… But this is pretty weak. I know that Georgia is irrelevant this year, but there’s no need to drool over the trouble some 18 year olds got into. I’m sure you’re a perfect angel.
Give me a break, man. You were doing so well… Fulmer was gone, so you got your shots in on him… Now Kiffin is around, and you’re doing what you can until he honestly, shuts you up. You have been silent for WEEKS now, until this happens… And now you come out BARKING again.
Come on now..I really thought you were better than this. Seriously.
can't make this cr@p up
November 12th, 2009
6:59 pm
look for NC State to upset CLemson hahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahaha
u-no
November 12th, 2009
7:00 pm
You know… I thought this was the blog about the weekend predictions, but based on the majority of the content it somehow has the odor of a political page. Don’t we get enough of that manure from other sources?
Just another pick…Clemson wins against NC State.
Beautiful Monte
November 12th, 2009
7:00 pm
Why do you do it, Schultz?
Every time you start to become tolerable, you have to remind us that you’re just another PC, guilt-ridden, panty-waist, white liberal.
You’re also the spitting image of that “gay” character on Sarah Silverman’ show. If not for the fact that the other guy is tall and funny, nobody could the two of you apart.
Volman
November 12th, 2009
7:01 pm
By the way—we don’t need your political jabs either.
I bet you voted for Obama, too. Laughable. You’re really getting on people’s bad sides.
Volman
November 12th, 2009
7:01 pm
Beautiful Monte, you hit the nail on the head.
Perfectly.
u-no
November 12th, 2009
7:01 pm
can’t make this cr@p up… sorry, about the timing on that one. I still think Clemson wins this weekend and gets upset against Virginia next weekend.
Pi$$onaDawg
November 12th, 2009
7:03 pm
CAN’t MAKE: Spiller was pretty tired and beat up last week. If Spiller has to carry the load the rest of the way I don’t think he will last. Clemson has had a bye already.
clueless
November 12th, 2009
7:06 pm
Wait – didn’t O’Bama play for Notre Dame?
Cuttysark
November 12th, 2009
7:06 pm
Hey Jeff, Maybe they should have the gorilla check Al Davis’ blood pressure. What a scary photograph. Georgia Tech over the Duke Blue Devils this weekend. I look for a very competitive game for a quarter or 2 at the most, but in the end the Yellow Jackets roll to another victory.
Go to http://isportsweb.com for a preview of the Georgia Tech game against Duke and other Georgia Tech Football articles.
bob horner stayed hurt
November 12th, 2009
7:10 pm
Is Sarah Palin a salmon fisherman..??
wesleywhatwhat
November 12th, 2009
7:13 pm
sarah palin is a bigger joke than the bulldogs this year.
sadly, some people continue to support the two, but that’s ok with me because it’s all the info the rest of the world needs to know to see that these are very special people who are different than the rest of us. go sit in the corner, bulldog/palin fans- we’ll let u know when it’s nap time.
u-no
November 12th, 2009
7:14 pm
I think the deciding factor in the Pup fight against the War Eagles will be penalties and turnovers. If the Pups don’t meet their normal quota, they will win. If they make quota or beyond… they will get spanked and shamed in their own pen.
wesleywhatwhat
November 12th, 2009
7:16 pm
almost forgot – “have a blessed day!”
Palin is Stupid
November 12th, 2009
7:17 pm
Sarah believes humans and dinosaurs co-existed six thousand years ago when the world was created in seven days.
Hey Hank
November 12th, 2009
7:18 pm
Hank,
I agree that she is not qualified to be President, but that didn’t stop our current guy. Went from being a community organizer to a “I’ll show up if I feel like it” Senator, to President. Isn’t there anyone out there qualified? Now Miss CA is making the talk show rounds. Probably be the next candidate. But probably as smart as Pelosi, so mights as well…
AF
November 12th, 2009
7:21 pm
i see now why you’ve gone to a blog format, your writing sux and your political observations don’t merit comment. stick to a blog where the audience can write your column
Ben Harling
November 12th, 2009
7:24 pm
Jeff, shame on you for taking cheap shots at a great lady that I’m sure you don’t know. Keep your comments (even though intended to be “clever” I’m sure) on sports. Sometimes I wonder how much you even know about that!
Cuz
November 12th, 2009
7:32 pm
Sports + Politics equals Oil + Vinegar.
bob horner stayed hurt
November 12th, 2009
7:38 pm
If Schultz didn’t mix in politics he’s blogs would suck…..get over it….
7
November 12th, 2009
7:42 pm
Hank, What the he!! we got as president now?
Pelosi and Reid the joke of the Congress! Laugh now….. pay and Cry later. Bet on it.
Jeff you do a good job with sports, wish you would keep your political views to yourself.
jacket3
November 12th, 2009
7:42 pm
i hope you will pour a martini in Durham – before the game – although it should be exciting, I’ll bet it will be more fun that going on a whistle stop tour to Japan with a layover in Alaska….. Charlotte is nice place too – so I hope the Falcon’s display character and honor their coach by knocking the Panthers flat.
DBCOOPER
November 12th, 2009
7:48 pm
What do Shultz and Sarah Palin have in common? Not a damn thing and that’s the good news!!!
She can sale a book. Shultz couldn’t sale electric blankets to eskimos.
oldschooldog
November 12th, 2009
7:48 pm
Jeff, you’re one hilarious dude, and this is one of your best; and anyone who reads the weekly predictions knows you’re an equal opportunity offender.
Joseywhales
November 12th, 2009
7:57 pm
Shultz I bet you squat when you pee. Leave your wuss political comments out of the sports.
Justafan
November 12th, 2009
8:01 pm
Well Jeff, I think you’ve proved your about as smart as Sonny Cluster.
bob horner stayed hurt
November 12th, 2009
8:10 pm
Josey….I squat when I pee…to avoid drama from my girlfriend…about yellow stains on the seat…..????
The Grinch
November 12th, 2009
8:15 pm
Yes Palin is hot. Yes, she’s ignorant. No, her book shouldn’t have made 7 million, but neither should many other books that sell well on a regular basis. No, she has no business in politics, but then neither does Pelosi and I’d much rather look at Palin. But I’d rather not see either with any power of any kind (except maybe Palin in some bondage gear). You people freaking out over Jeff’s comments would be amusing if you didn’t have the vote.
Cronkite said it best (and I paraphrase): “We have neglected education so long in this country that we’ve raised a population too ignorant to support a democracy.”
Falcons cover the 1 1/2.
Najeh Davenpoop
November 12th, 2009
8:16 pm
I’m not all that political, but y’all are out your damn minds thinking Sarah Palin is fine. Just because she looks better than other female politicians doesn’t make her fine, it just makes her less ugly than other female politicians.
Schultz is hit or miss, but the caption on the Al Davis picture is priceless.
Frank Ski
November 12th, 2009
8:30 pm
Sara Palin is hot. I like salmon too. I’d eat it.
HAROLD
November 12th, 2009
8:33 pm
Looks like your getting hammered shultz just like your libs will in 2010. And talk about bad pictures , I know why you don’t shave because you would have to look in the mirror.
bob horner stayed hurt
November 12th, 2009
8:43 pm
Frank Ski ….you’re a mad man…not afraid of a fish taste…..I not afraid either Frank…..these folks on this blog had me thinking I was nuts…you’ve calmed me down..thanks man..!!!
Gawd Awful
November 12th, 2009
8:54 pm
Auburn dominates the shameful mutts 31-10.
bugman
November 12th, 2009
8:55 pm
Hey Najeh,welcome back.
Where ya been hidin?
suwannoochee
November 12th, 2009
8:57 pm
Sarah Palin is an idiot. Jeff writes some pretty funny stuff and he knows his subject well. Are you bumpkins so thin-skinned you can’t take a joke? He’s also said he’d rather look at Sarah than Nancy or Hillary. Good enough for you backwoods cretins? OK. Now shut up.
The Grinch
November 12th, 2009
8:59 pm
31-10? Dawgs may well give up 31 (which would be one of Soft Willie’s better efforts), but I’m pretty sure they can rack up more than 10 on Auburn.
dagnabit
November 12th, 2009
9:01 pm
Rascal. Your inability to reason makes you a republican. Sarah can stand on her head in my house anytime.
Joe
November 12th, 2009
9:03 pm
Mississippi State is gonna upset Alabama @ home on Saturday.
Jeff Schultz
November 12th, 2009
9:05 pm
Suwannoochee — I agree. Sarah Palin is hot. So how come I never hear overly sensitive people on the right say to me, “Wow Jeff. You’ve got great taste in the ladies! Oooohhh, yeah.”
So yu know, I am considering leaving all political comments out of future blogs and replacing them with cupcake recipes. Or maybe random gardening tips. Your thoughts?
MisterT
November 12th, 2009
9:05 pm
Jeff,
Please. Let’s keep this a politics free zone. You are in danger of becoming the Dixie Chicks of Sports Writers. You are going to piss off at least half of your readers regardless of which way you lean. This sports page can’t afford to lose readers.
THWg!
MisterT
November 12th, 2009
9:06 pm
Stick to sports. Just sports!