Weekend Predictions: Falcons win and Dogs … party?
Before revealing this week’s absolute financial locks, not to be confused with some previous absolute financial locks that I was only joking about, which you would have realized had you only sent me the $49.95 for our pre-season, “Ignore These Picks and 100 Recipes with Mayonnaise Code Book,” we have some news.
A Florida mail man was found passed out in his delivery truck this week, drunk with a blood alcohol level somewhere between .264 and a blowtorch. The man told police he drank wine all night and then, I’m not making this up, a half-bottle of mouthwash to cover up the smell. What
That's not a victory cigar in his mouth.
followed, of course, were lowered inhibitions, “special delivery” pick up lines, hitting on every passing woman, Chevy and Labrador, and something about turning over play-calling to Sherman Lewis, who was last seen at a bingo game in a senior’s center.
Hey. Does Dan Snyder deliver the mail?
This week, the Falcons play the remains of the Washington Redskins. Skins fans have been drunk since August and don’t plan on making coffee until January. Snyder has turned a proud franchise into a slimy, greeny, gobby mess that even Al Davis would look at and say, “Yech,” if Al Davis was alive today. Since 1999, Snyder has employed six coaches and 10 starting quarterbacks. Most today can be found in the back of a mail truck. Jim Zorn will get there, just as soon as he recovers from being gelded.
If the Falcons don’t win this, there won’t be enough mouthwash in the world. Matt Ryan: say hello to DeAngelo Hall. Mail call: Falcons cover 10.
Mr. Blutarsky: Zero point zero
Mr Blutarsky could liven up UGA Homecoming.
Tennessee Tech at Trembing Chihuahuas: It’s homecoming in Athens. Great timing. Parade? Anybody? Georgia is 4-4. The last time the Dogs sank to this latitude, Jim Donnan was going 5-6 with a splitting Ray Goff hangover. You know, this really would be a good time to wear all black. But it’s punk the Ohio Valley Conference week. Found one unofficial line that says Dogs by 12. It’s covered.
Wake Forest at Georgia Tech: The Jackets keep rolling with their we’ll-make-you-cry-and-leave-the-light-on-when-you-go-to-bed offense. Wake’s only ACC wins this season have come over Maryland (1-3) and N.C. State (0-4). The Jackets have outscored them by 101 (317-216). Uncle. The 16 is covered.
LSU at Alabama: The winner moves on to the SEC title game for the right to have Florida rip their eyeballs out. So to speak. Wonder how Nick Saban feels knowing Les Miles has a better record (49-12) than he did (48-16) in Baton Rouge? Adding to the inferno: Tide’s Luther Davis claims Miles called him a “traitor” and referred to Saban as “the devil” when he de-committed from LSU. Feel the love. Smell the brimstone. Bama covers 7 1/2.
Wonder if Mike Slive got a game ball?
Vanderbilt at Florida: SEC czar Mike Slive gave his blessing to Urban Meyer’s one- first-half suspension of Brandon Spikes, which even Spikes disagreed with. Then he chose not to fine Meyer after public criticism of a non-personal foul call against Georgia. This came after Slive’s edict to cease and desist all criticism of officials. Question: Does Slive also blow on Meyer’s soup at night? Gators win but give me Vandy and 35. (UPDATE: Slive just fined Meyer $30,000 for his comments! Lover’s spat? Do I take back the soup comment? Uh, no. But here’s the commish’s statement: “Coach Meyer has violated the Southeastern Conference Code of Ethics. SEC Bylaw 10.5.4 clearly states that the coaches, players and support personnel shall refrain from public criticism of officials. The league’s Athletics Directors and Presidents and Chancellors have made it clear that negative public comments on officiating are not acceptable.” OK, we’ll give him one Mulligan.
Florida State at Clemson: Defensive coordinator Mickey Andrews says he’s retiring. Wait. I thought he was already dead. Tigers cover 8 1/2.
South Carolina at Arkansas: Bobby Petrino, molder of men, looked brilliant after starting eight new players in a win over Eastern Michigan. Too bad he doesn’t play Mid-American Conference teams every week. Actually, he might one day. He’s 3-10 in the SEC. Oops. Take the Gamecocks and 7 but Arkansas ekes out a win.
Virginia at Miami: The Hurricanes have gone from a top 10 team (wins over Georgia Tech, Okalhoma) to a stack of Rorschach ink blot cards (loss to Clemson, one-point win over Wake). Forgive me, padre: Canes cover 13 1/2.
NFL mini-pack
Cowboys at Eagles: Dallas wide receiver Roy Williams referenced teammate and rising star Miles Austin this week when he said, “I’m the No. 1 receiver. But things are just going No. 2’s way.” Now we see why he can’t run a route. Dude can’t possibly the difference between left and right when he doesn’t even know his 1’s from his 2’s. Eagles cover 3.
This is as close as Kim Kardashian gets to reality.
Packers at Bucs: The Packers are on the road. Their only hope is that when they return, Brett Favre hasn’t renamed Lambeau and overthrown the state of Wisconsin. Pack covers 9 1/2.
Panthers at Saints: If the Saints win, they’ll tie their win total from a year ago with eight games left. Elsewhere in Fantasyland, Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are looking for a house together and she dressed up as Snow White and Jasmine at a Halloween party. One day, this will all make sense. Saints cover 13 1/2.
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Toteboard
(Another bad week. Think I need a new set of darts?)
Last week: 7-4 straight up, 4-7 against the number.
Season to date: 65-32 straight up, 45-52 against the number.
Net profits: I’ll get back to you on that.
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164 comments Add your comment
Not Disappointed
November 5th, 2009
6:19 pm
I made it!
Not Disappointed
November 5th, 2009
6:20 pm
No! No need to get up! Please try the Veal! I will be here all week!
Not Disappointed
November 5th, 2009
6:27 pm
Great Picks!
Love animal house! The good old days. The beginning of beta vs VCR.
Kim K should be in milf porn in a couple of years. The prime was gone before Reggie Bush, George Bush…………..”But I do like the photo!”
david
November 5th, 2009
6:30 pm
Kim is HOT!!!
Chris
November 5th, 2009
6:30 pm
I still can’t get over the dorks that find it so important to be “first.”
Wake-Tech
November 5th, 2009
6:34 pm
Is Riley Skinner playing?
If he plays, Tech wins by 13…if he doesn’t, Tech wins by 21+
The Grinch
November 5th, 2009
6:43 pm
That’s the first time I’ve seen her from the front…not bad.
jambee
November 5th, 2009
6:49 pm
Great work Schultz. True comedy that the demented among ourselves can appreciate.
Here we go again
November 5th, 2009
6:51 pm
Does Slive also blow on Meyer’s “soup” at night?
Hmmmmmmmm…
GBO
November 5th, 2009
6:53 pm
Hey Jeff,
Thanks for not picking my Vols this week. We do better when you pick against us but no comment is probably safe.
John
November 5th, 2009
6:54 pm
There is a line in the Ga game. They are a leasely 12 point fav over a team Kan St beat 49-7
Shows how pathetic this team is.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/odds
John
November 5th, 2009
6:55 pm
Should say measely
u-no
November 5th, 2009
6:58 pm
Hey Jeff we’re looking pretty good so far this year! Here is my line-up: The Jackets keep heading down the track to the ACC Championship. The Puppies avoid embarrasment and get a win. Bama sticks it to LSU. Florida wins, but Vandy makes it tough. Clemson takes FSU to the woodshed. South Carolina upends the Razorbacks. Virginia upsets the Canes.
The Falcons restore order to the universe with a win. The Cowboys keep winning… I think this is going to be a real eye-opener, the Packers spank the Bucs, and no way the Saints will quit their winning ways this weekend.
Asheville Dawg
November 5th, 2009
6:59 pm
I have always been inspired by Mr. Blutarsky. Didn’t he grow up to be a U.S. Senator? Well, the Dawgs need someone like him to fire them. They may be in for a trap weekend, hope the coaches have been looking at the correct “Tech” film.
Chester Lucks
November 5th, 2009
7:11 pm
Nice job Jeff. Looks like you even did some research. Your budro, Chester
Michael
November 5th, 2009
7:23 pm
@Chris: have you noticed that the dorks who think it’s so important to be first never actually have anything to say except that they’re first? No, I don’t understand it either, and it’s not restricted to sports boards.
Beautiful Monte
November 5th, 2009
7:23 pm
Hey, Schultz, you know the Bucs are wearing throwback unis on Sunday.
You don’t think the creamsicle orange jerseys will help the Bucs cover?
Doyle, Winder
November 5th, 2009
7:29 pm
Jeff, please, more Kim Kardashian photos! It really made the article!
Delusion is Better than Reality
November 5th, 2009
7:39 pm
We need a way to get Kim Kardashian in skimpier clothes.
I got it, just three small cowbells to cover her best parts!
Wake-Tech
November 5th, 2009
7:40 pm
@ John
I went to that link and saw the -12 but then went to the Sportsbetting.com website and it wasn’t actually posted. Too bad, I would have put a $1,000 on UGA to cover 12. If you can find the actual line on the Sportsbetting.com site please post the link.
DP
November 5th, 2009
7:43 pm
I doubt Saban is too worked up over Miles being 49-12 at LSU versus Saban’s 48-16 there. Saban inherited an LSU program that had gone 34-24 in the previous 5 years, 3-8 in the year immediately prior, and a team of Gerry DiNardo recruits. MIles inherited a program that had gone 48-16 with 2 SEC championships and a national championship in the previous 5 years, a 9-3 in the year immediately prior and a team of Saban recruits.
Lee Barton
November 5th, 2009
7:45 pm
Meyer’s soup doesn’t get blown my Slive, but Slive does drop by the office……….
"Chef" Tim Dix
November 5th, 2009
7:50 pm
Coming soon to a bargain book bin near you: TORCHED- The D. Hall Story.
When Asked about Hall’s comments Demitroff stated, ” I always thought Arsenio should have gotten the Tonight show gig.”
Bama Tide
November 5th, 2009
7:52 pm
Bama beats lsu easy—bet the house and lay the points. LSU is not that good, bama’s loaded and will beat florida for the SEC title—mark it down!
"Chef" Tim Dix
November 5th, 2009
7:54 pm
BTW, I GOT RIPPED IN 4 WEEKS!
GT90
November 5th, 2009
7:54 pm
What a relief to be playing against DHall this weekend. Hope he keeps running his mouth and gets totally lit up by MRyan. He certainly got lit up when he play FOR us.
Ted Striker
November 5th, 2009
7:55 pm
Me like column. Me no do sports bet, however. Me only bet in blackjack and craps.
Delbert D.
November 5th, 2009
8:00 pm
Which Clemson? Which FSU?
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
8:00 pm
Not Disappointed – Certficate’s in the mail. Thanks.
Jambee – Welcome to Demented, Inc.
GBO – Anything I can do to help.
John – Thanks. I usually just go by our official line by Glantz-Culver but I inserted the line from Yahoo spread sheet (because it was only 12 and made it an easier cover).
Uno – Saints win this weekend. But they’ll lose a few this year, I predict! … Also, don’t trust the Cowboys.
Chester – Research? Where? Must’ve been a lapse. Won’t happen again, I can assure you.
Beautiful – Oy, really? Those are dreadful unis. Creamsicle is a good call there.
Doyle – Figured you’d like that.
Delusion – I’m sure she’ll be going through all of the Disney female characters before the November is over.
Bama — I’m looking forward to that game.
Deangelo Hall
November 5th, 2009
8:05 pm
I AM THE GREATEST EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Sonny Clusters
November 5th, 2009
8:07 pm
The economy is so bad that they turned off the light at Motel 6. We was there to speak to the Touchdown Club and could hardly read our speech.
Sonny Clusters
November 5th, 2009
8:11 pm
Clusters could always run fast and deliver a hit but Clusters could not jump high enough to play safety or corner. That meant a Clusters was always waiting behind the line to deliver the big hit. We was always delivering the big hit much like the AJC is always delivering the high impact news like where to find the best biscuits.
Sonny Clusters
November 5th, 2009
8:16 pm
We found a place with pretty good biscuits and called it in but nothing came of it and we was thinking they’d probably send Jeff over to try the biscuits first before we get a prize from the AJC. Biscuits come in different sizes and they is a lot of personal preference involved in what makes a good biscuit. It’s a lot like eye-gouging.
Tech Tony
November 5th, 2009
8:18 pm
Some georgia fans got really excited when the Dawgs trounced Vandy. I don’t think anyone will get too hyped up when they gouge the eyes and the hearts out of Tennessee Tuxedo, er, Tennessee Tech.
I wouldn’t bet the Tech-Wake game with your money let alone my own. Not knowing if Riley Skinner is a go or not makes this one a game to stay away from. Jim Grobe’s teams don’t tend to get lit up often (the Clemson game not withstanding). I’d take Tech to win but the Deacs and the points if I had to but it’s too iffy to call until game time.
The winner of the Bama-LSU game will be the team that can best take the game out of the hands of its quarterback. With an extra week to get ready, I’d go with Saban and the 7 and a hook be damned.
Games like the Arky-SC game are the exact ones that Spurrier’s troops lose which keep them from joining the SEC elite. Hogs win, and bigger than folks would expect.
Virginia is as close to virgin as the renegade Canes will ever get. Jacory Harris is really good, Jameel Sewell isn’t. Take the Canes, lay the points.
A lot of people are of the opinion Matty Ice is in a slump. That may well be, but if what we’ve seen lately is the worst Ryan’s going to do, I’ll take it in a heartbeat. Falcons easily cover 10.
Pick of the week: Clemson -8.5. They may double that. By halftime. As a Tech fan, I don’t relish facing the Tigers again in the ACCCG if it comes to that.
Still Waitin'
November 5th, 2009
8:18 pm
For that 1st UGA win over a top 25 team this year.
"Chef" Tim Dix
November 5th, 2009
8:24 pm
I had a solid black squirrel come up to me on the golf course today and give a “most muscular’ pose. I thought to myself damn, now we’ve got to worry about squirrels on the clear.
Just sharing.
Michael
November 5th, 2009
8:27 pm
I’m glad you said “soup”.
Brandon Spikes
November 5th, 2009
8:30 pm
You think I’m a bad guy? Check out some dirty plays by the good ol’ boys at UGA…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Now what do you say???
Not Disappointed
November 5th, 2009
8:35 pm
Re: Chris are you the Dork that complain because you weren’t first???????????? “Get over yourself!” As you may have notice, I didn’t type the word first.”
Now, back to my Jackets\ brothers and all the fans of football.
The Falcons should get back on Track.
The Pups should cover by 30.
The Jackets should win, but which defense will show up; nevertheless, I will be there! Ramblin Wreck!
GATORBAIT
November 5th, 2009
8:38 pm
Schultz its just a football game. You seem so annoyed at The Gators. Relax dude. They are a great team. You should admire their streak of 18 games and as a writer not be so biased.
gatorman770
November 5th, 2009
8:40 pm
Jeff what demagoguery!
Evidently Slive actually watched the game without red and black tinted glasses on and observed all the actual eye gouges and other acts of unsportsmanlike play administered by the thugdawgs.
If the dawgs had spent as much time playing football as they did seeking revenge for Urbans timeouts with thuggish play, they might have won the football game!
Brandon Spikes
November 5th, 2009
8:43 pm
well said gatorman770, Slive must have watched this clip… and more that we haven’t seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Not Disappointed
November 5th, 2009
8:44 pm
Jeff, who’s working the Live blog on the Flats this weekend?
Ramblin Wreck!
NRBQ
November 5th, 2009
8:50 pm
You can’t see it in that photo, but Kim has one of those fluorescent orange pennants behind her that reads “Wide Load.”
Speaking of football, I think most of us Dawg fans will take a 12-point whooping of anybody right now.
NRBQ
November 5th, 2009
8:53 pm
Geez, UF idiots are clinging to this blog like dingleberries.
Starring Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Over
November 5th, 2009
8:53 pm
Brandon Spikes: How come every time I click on the YouTube reference, I get a Rick Astley video?
Limelight
November 5th, 2009
8:55 pm
Gators lost a ton of respectability this past weekend. Meyer’s handling of Spike’s eye gouge was laughable. And the SEC’s pampering only makes it worse. If I were a Gator fan I’d be ashamed.
wxwax
November 5th, 2009
8:58 pm
Excellent writing this evening, Jeff.
Also, I hope you guys enjoy Sonny Clusters as much as I do.
Tech Tony
November 5th, 2009
9:03 pm
I was too slow and dim witted to think of it earlier…
If Kim is to be Disney-themed, can I hold her by her teacups?
BCS Bound
November 5th, 2009
9:06 pm
Gators will give you guys the respect and they will take the wins and their 2 BCS Titles. Go Tennessee Tech, you should have no problem moving the ball on that Defense.
GT JJ
November 5th, 2009
9:06 pm
good picks. you didn’t mention that wake will keep it close until halftime – causing me to drink in excess as i suffer through waking nightmares about chan’s teams – until CPJ makes his usual adjustments and blows it open in the second half.
oh, and way to maximize Kardashian’s talents.
Elmo
November 5th, 2009
9:08 pm
Hey Jeff – Watson Brown made Georgia squirm last time. Could it happen again ? Georgia wins ugly.
To Mr. Schultz
November 5th, 2009
9:09 pm
Thank you for the girl this week. It definitely makes up for nothing last week.
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
9:10 pm
To Mr. S. — Glad I (or she) was there for your 1-dimensional needs.
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
9:11 pm
Elmo — Would establish a new season low if Georgia struggles.
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
9:12 pm
Thanx Wxwax… And Clusters rocks.
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
9:13 pm
Not Disappointed … I’m in Athens, Mark Bradley’s on The Flats.
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
9:15 pm
Gatorbait — I am relaxed. Dude. I admire what Meyer has done in Florida greatly. I just disagree with the way he handled this situation. Not bias.
Limelight
November 5th, 2009
9:18 pm
Schultz: Slow down, you’re posting too fast.
John
November 5th, 2009
9:33 pm
12 is a laugher. If I was a betting man, I would call the number and jump on it. What is funny is the line is moving. It’s 12 1/2 now. LOL
GT For You And Me
November 5th, 2009
9:37 pm
Hang in there Jeff Schultz: They all really love you!
Washun Ealy
November 5th, 2009
9:38 pm
Brandon Spikes— You tried to blind me, and now you rick-rolled me!!!! You are a dirty player!!
ALAN
November 5th, 2009
9:42 pm
Jeff did you know that GT has covered the spread every game since Miami
Unc they were favored by 7 I think. Won by 17
Miss st they were fav by 5 1/2. Won by 11
Fsu was favored by 4 I think. Gt won by 5
VT was favored by 3 1/2. GT won by 5
Gt was fav over Va by 8 I think. Won by 25
And Gt was fav over Vandy by 12 1/2. Won by 25 again.
16 this week. My guess is they win by 25 again. LOL
ALAN
November 5th, 2009
9:43 pm
And that is a sure sign of a damn good football team.
ARdawg
November 5th, 2009
10:01 pm
Jeff
You a funny man. Who is Blutarsky Alex
Hillbilly Deluxe
November 5th, 2009
10:23 pm
Good going with the “White-Meangelo Mismatch” on the chalkboard.
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
10:27 pm
AR Dawg – Ever see “Animal House”?
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
10:28 pm
Alan — not surprised. Was wondering there for a while against Vandy, though.
Jeff Schultz
November 5th, 2009
10:29 pm
Limelight — wasn’t that a song? “Slow down, you’re posting too fast .. Gotta make the morning last … just kicking down, the cobblestones …. dadadadada .. feelin’ grooooovy.” OK. Now I need a drink.
Tide Rising
November 5th, 2009
10:32 pm
I doubt Saban is irked by Miles having a slightly better record. Saban inherited a program in complete disarray (3-8 the year before and 8 losing seasons in 11 previous years). He turned LSU into a national power and left a cupboard of talent that was the envy of anybody east of the real USC. Miles made a living off of what Saban built and left in terms of talent.
Saban’s last class of recruits was the stellar batch of seniors who led LSU to the 2007 national championship season. Think that its coincidence that Miles went 7-5 his first season after all of Saban’s recruits left? I think not.
Limelight
November 5th, 2009
10:40 pm
Uhhhhh….Limelight was a song, yes.
Ryder
November 5th, 2009
10:45 pm
I can’t tell you how bad I want to see Atlanta come out & just DESTROY the Deadskins! I live in DC and I am so sick of the Snyder-Zorn crap. Day after day that’s all they talk about and nothing about Sunday’s game.
Atlanta needs to come out upset after what happened the past two weeks. No need to play timid with this squad, especially as they’re coming off a bye week.
Matt "Choke" Ryan
November 5th, 2009
10:59 pm
TAKING BETS:
When the Eagles come to town, who wants to bet there will be more MV7 jerseys than MR2?
Anybody?
JacketFan86
November 5th, 2009
11:05 pm
why would there be more MV7 jerseys, tell me…how is his year going? any TD’s?
u-no
November 5th, 2009
11:25 pm
Jeff, I agree about the Saints, they will lose, and it may be more than one game… I am hoping that the rematch in the Georgia Dome will be at least one of the slips they take. I don’t know why, but I just don’t see Dallas getting beat this weekend. Something tells me that Philly is not as good as they appear… we will see.
idiot patrol
November 5th, 2009
11:28 pm
Matt “Choke” Ryan,
I’ll take your bet. But how are you gonna count? Are you going to walk every aisle in the Georgia dome and take a hand tally? Or are you just going to guesstimate? I’m sure there wouldn’t be any bias in your guesstimation now would there?
The whole premise of your idea is completely idiotic which would explain why you are a Michael Vick fan and not a Matt Ryan fan. But I’ll tell you what. I’ll bet you $1,000 on each of several bets.
I’ll bet you a grand that Matt Ryan had a better wunderlich score than Vick.
I’ll bet you another grand that Ryan had a higher sat or act score getting into college than Vick.
I’ll bet you another grand that Ryan had a higher GPA at Boston College than Vick had at VT.
And I’ll bet you $10,000 grand that Ryan doesn’t do anything anywhere near as embarrassing to the city of Atlanta as all the dumbass things that Vick did such as the whole dog torture thing, the giving the nurse herpes thing, the marijuana laced water bottle at the airport thing, the flipping off the home crowd thing, the stiffing his bank loans thing, the bankruptcy cause he’s just another fool that can’t manage money responsibly thing, and the Ron Mexico going to the county health dept thing cause he had a veneral disease. How freaking stupid and moronic and ghetto can this punk be?
Still wanna bet on your punkazz hero?
robertussen
November 6th, 2009
12:11 am
Idiots like choke or whatever he wants to call himself right now make me want to stop reading this at all anymore. We have a great team with an outstanding young QB. Dude get a life. Way to support your team…….wait youre not a fan at all, youre scum. All you do all day is try to annoy people with Matt Ryan bashing. Dude do us all a favor and go get shot by some other atl vick supporting thug. This city FINALY has a good team building for long term success and all you do all day is talk trash cause you have a man crush for a washed up felon. Enjoy these little bumps along the way because this franchise is on the upside. Hey idiot who do you think will have a longer career and more success in the nfl mr2 or mv7? Well if you say vick youre a bigger loser than him……. just kidding thats impossible.
Beautiful Monte
November 6th, 2009
12:47 am
Hey, Choke, what are you doing on the Internet at this hour? I figured you’d be hanging out around the Georgia Tech campus.
Sonny Clusters
November 6th, 2009
12:57 am
We was always decorating a lot at Christmas at our house and because things was slow down at the plant we stopped buying a Christmas tree and started going with a azalea plant that was potted and we could just bring it in and light it up and there you go, Christmas! We was never really rich but we got good benefits being on a state championship and if we’d gone on to school like we planned we was going to get some BMW’s in the family and some yard implements. Clusters could play some ball.
Bw
November 6th, 2009
1:05 am
I don’t think Slive blows Urban’s soup and more than all you AJC guys do Reverend Richt.
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macrotech
November 6th, 2009
3:53 am
Grinch! Welcome back!
Best one loss team in the nation
November 6th, 2009
6:37 am
LSU needs to beat $aban so Georgia Tech can move up in the BCS rankings.
Slim Pickens
November 6th, 2009
6:40 am
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,NESBITT FOR HEISMAN
Paddy
November 6th, 2009
6:58 am
Delusion…didn’t you mean 3 LARGE cow bells for Kim to wear?
Alabama Jack
November 6th, 2009
7:00 am
Its a Tech sweep weekend. VA Tech last night – GA Tech and TN Tech tomorrow. Life is good.
Hey dawgies, if you call us, call us Mr. Nerds.
Whack Wake.
SatchelBuzz
November 6th, 2009
7:06 am
We’re on a mission,….”Sene Metu”.
THWG!!
Cool that soup for Urban...(Good job Brownie)
November 6th, 2009
7:14 am
Mr. BACKBONE Mikey Slive is trying to keep Urban’s “ceast and desist” under the radar.——( After all it IS Urban Meyer ).
North Avenue Trade School Songster
November 6th, 2009
7:32 am
Dearest Doggy Fans….I hope your ‘playas’ don’t mind interrupting their sideline dancing and personal fouling long enough to actually show up and play their Division II opponent.
Dearest Kim K. Fans….As Rick “Nature Boy” Flair used to yell at wrestlers who picked up his “girlfriends” after he dumped them….”She’s Used Goods Pal”.
Chan Gailey
November 6th, 2009
7:37 am
I should still be coaching. Doesn’t matter is we go 6-6, I should still be coaching Tech. Granted, I’d lose to Georgia, FSU, Virginia but I’m still a great coach. Honey, where is the remote?
Sautee Dawg
November 6th, 2009
7:38 am
JEFF
?????: The Chihuahuas comment is getting kinda old and boring to read. Can’t you come up with something more origional? Surely with all your insight you can.
So Timmy Tebow and Meyer are not the only two rubbing noses, So is Slive and Meyer,
LSU upsets Bammy.
NaGaNole
November 6th, 2009
7:40 am
Jeff, you can pick on Bobby all you want. He’s selfish, no longer competent to be a D1 coach, and is trying hard to make FSU pay him millions more to leave. That said, don’t mess with Mickey. The man is simply the best DC college football has ever seen. Two years ago his son committed suicide in his front yard. All he wants to do is take care of his grandkids, but Bobby has begged him back each of the past two seasons. Bobby feels like if Mickey is there he can continue to delay the inevitable, the day he is not longer the head coach at FSU. I understand your humorous take on sports and enjoy your work very much. Just find out a little more about someone before you make a statement like “Defensive coordinator Mickey Andrews says he’s retiring. Wait. I thought he was already dead”…
$aban
November 6th, 2009
7:41 am
Is Florida considering forfeiting the Arkansas game?
BulldawgInJacksonvilleBeach!
November 6th, 2009
7:45 am
Jeff,
As usual your weekend picks rock the house down my man! The line about Slive blowing on “Criers” soup was priceless!! That being said can we get any shots of KK in wrestling attire? Also, interesting times in Athenstown. Wanna take a number as to what the estimated crowd attendance will be? Not Quite a SellOut is my prediction
Ron Mexico
November 6th, 2009
8:08 am
I’ll make sure to wear my RM7 Jersey…and a pitbull mask when the Eagles come to town.
Gamer
November 6th, 2009
8:15 am
FALCONS BEWARE!!! Be careful Falcons against the Redskins and of any other team with losing records for the remainder of season. These are TRAP GAMES. The type of games where hype meets hope and sneak out upsets.
Don’t buy into an EASY WIN TALK. FALCONS PLAYERS MUST PLAY EVERY DOWN OF THE GAME PROFESSIONALLY!!
Do it with a hunger to win and with a strong distaste for losing! Don’t let up until the final whistle blows.
Falcons can go 10-6, maybe enough wins to make post-season.
The urban--slive SHOW in living color
November 6th, 2009
8:17 am
………”and Florida and moves on”,,,,,,,
Eric
November 6th, 2009
8:21 am
That’s not Meyer’s soup Slive is blowing on. Who knew he was in a menage a tois with Timmy and Urbie. I’m impressed.
MV7
November 6th, 2009
8:26 am
Hi, it’s Mike, y’know? What will me and the people wearing my jersey on December 6 have in common? We’ll both get the same amount of playing time. Y’know?