The Count hates the rain. Back during all those Dracula movies, it seemed like it was always a dark and stormy night (copyright), and the power went out in the house — again! — and some helpless hottie in a 1930’s-acceptable negligee strolled down a staircase with six inches of dust on it (did that woman ever clean?) to answer the door for, of course: Dracula! The Count’s not about that. He tries to think happy thoughts. He hates being dragged down by family history. And Twitter. He really hates Twitter. We count down . . .
10. How many letters is mea culpa?
Last week, we brought you all the All-Apology version of the Tuesday Countdown. This week, we will continue in that area. Admittedly, we went a little heavy with the video this week. But we felt we needed to the lighten the mood, what with everybody water-logged. But first, about Twitter: You know, the great thing about it is you’re allowed 140 characters, and “moron” only