Countdown: Cougars, Shockley, and Brady says, ‘Kiss my …’
Cover your eyes, Count.
We here at Tuesday Countdown, Inc., understand that these are tough economic times, particularly in sports. Atlanta is no exception. The Braves, Hawks, Thrashers, Falcons and pretty much everybody outside of the football conglomerate in Athens is struggling to sell tickets. Del Mar, the resort of horse racetracks just outside of San Diego, has had similar problems. So what did they do? They tried to market themselves to the lowest common denominator, of course. (That’s us, guys.) As always at this time of the week, we Count . . .
10. Cougars! (The new black?)
And down the stretch(marks) they come! How desperate (creative?) are the marketing folks at Del Mar? Last week they held a “Miss Cougar 2009″ contest. For the uninitiated, a “Cougar’ is an older (or mature) woman (or tramp) who frequents (or prowls) clubs in search of younger (by decades) male company. See how carefully I navigated that? Really, a “Cougar” is just a female version of most 40-and-over guys. But, noooo. Nobody named us after something in the animal kingdom. We’re just called creeps.
9. “Hi, I sell real estate” (duh)
Two stars of a recent claiming race at Del Mar.
Here’s an actual statement from track officials: “Del Mar won’t hide that the seaside track is known for attracting Cougars of all kind. The mature ladies on the prowl have come to be a staple element of Del Mar’s charm.” I’m sorry. But why do I feel like I’m sitting in the lobby of the Mustang Ranch? Oh yes. Our ladies are very classy and dignified, the kind of women you can take to your nephew’s Bar Mitzvah. I have a good friend who lives in Del Mar. He remarked that several participants looked to be beyond their “sell by date.” The winner of the inaugural Ms. Cougar contest was Rosie Goldstein. She sells real estate. (Fill in your own punchline.)
8. So why stop here?
Keith Chamblin, an industry spokesman, told the San Diego Union-Tribune: “While not every track can get away with a Miss Cougar contest, no track has more to market than Del Mar. They should be applauded for being innovative.” Yes. Innovative. Just wondering. Do you see this as potential for Atlanta? Would the Braves be up for a “Johnny’s Hideaway Night?” How about “Cheetah” strippers at Hawks games ($1 bills to the first 5,000 fans)? The Cheerleaders of the NFC South doing some interpretive dance at Falcons’ games? Hey, the soft-porn pitch seems to be working at Del Mar. Attendance is up. So much for Family Nights.
7. Whips and Bo Derek
I Googled Bo Derek and horses and this was the safest photo I could find.
(Why did I know you would keep reading?) So I’m not making this up. Del Mar JUST ANNOUNCED that it will require riders to use softer whips. Actress Bo Derek is on the horse racing board out there and actually suggested it. If you’re in need of further commentary, I’ll be standing outside of my office on Marietta St. at the close of business Friday, after I’ve collected my last paycheck.
6. Jesse Jackson: Knucklehead
And now for something completely different. With rumors that Michael Vick may soon sign with an NFL team, I just wanted to get this out of the way: Jesse Jackson is a moron. The man has done some good work. But he loses all credibility when he goes to lengths for a soundbite, which is too often. In a New York Times story the other day, Jackson actually suggested NFL owners must be colluding because nobody had signed Vick, completely ignoring all of the logical reasons why that was happening. And — here’s where he really loses consciousness — Jackson likened Vick’s plight to Jackie Robinson’s. The worst part is that columnist William Rhoden actually seemed to agree with him, writing: “Many fair-minded baseball owners had the same concerns about Robinson that fair-minded NFL owners today have about Vick: What will critics say? How will the public respond?” There might be an element of truth to that. But it’s the worst of analogies to compare somebody who had been held out of professional sports because of his race — and only his race — and somebody who was given a $130 million contract, regardless of his race, only to do throw everything away on a stupid venture. Michael Vick is not a pioneer and history will not and should not view them in the same historical context.
5. Brady to Belichick: “Kiss my …”
It turns out that sometimes Bill Belichick is a hard guy to please, even when you've won three Super Bowls.
(Notice a theme developing here?)
A couple of pretty interesting comments from Tom Brady in the September issue of Details magazine. Here are the two that stand out.
♦ On coach Bill Belichick: “Sometimes, during practice, you throw a bad ball — that’s the way it goes. But the video comes up and [Belichick] says, ‘Brady, you can’t complete a damn hitch.’ And I’ll be sitting there thinking, I’m a [bleeping] nine-year veteran, I’ve won three [bleeping] Super Bowl, he can kiss my [bleep].”
♦ On having a child out of wedlock with actress Bridget Moynahan: “That’s not how you envisioned your life, that’s not how you envisioned having children, but it happens. Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That is not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that’s what life needs to be — and that if it’s not that, it’s all screwed up. It’s not. You go through life and you try the best you can.”
Just waiting for Details to give Ms. Moynahan equal time. I’m sure she’d have a wonderful take on the white picket fence and Gisele Bundchen.
4. “See if you can guess what I am now?”
How much would you pay to see Smoltz and Wren replicate the food fight scene from Animal House?
The Braves’ game against Philadelphia Friday also will be “Greek Night,” featuring a step show with teams from Omega Psi Phi, Delta Sigma Theta, Kappa Alpha Psi and Alpha Phi Alpha. I guess this means the Delta House from Faber College will not be participating. However, Frank Wren and John Smoltz will be recreating the food fight scene in the Fan Plaza.
3. Is Shockley in trouble?
The Falcons’ depth chart is out and Matt Ryan is No. 1 at quarterback. Who knew? More importantly, this is the way the three other quarterbacks stack up behind him: Chris Redman-D.J. Shockley-John Parker Wilson. I’m not saying Shockley is in trouble. But I would’ve thought by this stage that he’d be the backup to Ryan. If Shockley is not the No. 2, then he’s going to have to scramble to just make the team. He’s already been on the roster for three seasons and that’s a pretty long life shelf life for a third-string quarterback. The term “fourth-year third-stringer” isn’t heard often. Bottom line: Shockley needs to dazzle in exhibition games.
2. Even more soft-porn!
Last week, the Tennessee football team posed topless in front of a Lamborghini for a team poster. Fortunately, Phil Fulmer had already been fired or we’d all go blind. Now it’s Georgia Tech’s turn. The Yellow Jackets flexed in front of some yellow muscle car, a sort of reward for the players’ work in the weight room. When asked if the above picture was the team poster, spokesman Dean Buchan said, “It’s a poster, it’s not THE poster.” Translation: They won’t be sold to the public. From a Georgia Tech football blog:
“Coach [Eric] Ciano (GT Head of Strength and Conditioning) develops a theme each year for the poster. In the past, the team has taken the photo with luxury cars, military vehicles, Harley Davidson motorcycles, and even movie themes, like last years poster which was based around the movie “300.” This year, the theme is centered on the summer blockbuster hit, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.” Two of the “Autobots” from the film, Ironhide and Bumblebee were present for the photo. It was a very exciting morning!”
I would’ve thought catching Georgia’s defense with their pants down last year was satisfying enough. But oh well.
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126 comments Add your comment
David
August 11th, 2009
3:59 pm
and the point of all this?
Hillbilly Deluxe
August 11th, 2009
4:03 pm
Jeez
lkj
August 11th, 2009
4:08 pm
Gee David, you are SO smart.
I Built a Bridge and THEN I BURNED IT!
August 11th, 2009
4:09 pm
Pretty good countdown Jeff-ro! Just goes to show that we live in a double standard society with your Cougar story. Now let a 40-50 year old man try this and he might as well have leprosy.
Doyle, Winder
August 11th, 2009
4:09 pm
Like all good Georgia boy’s, we’re dogs! Woof! Woof!
Herschel Talker
August 11th, 2009
4:10 pm
“The man has done some good work.”
Yeah, like knocking up women who aren’t his wife, evading his taxes, and a Saturday Night Live appearance in 1984. That is indeed his best work. Everything else he has done is even worse.
midnite
August 11th, 2009
4:11 pm
Where do you look on a Cougar to find the “use by date”?
Mark A
August 11th, 2009
4:12 pm
Pointless ramblings, is this what the AJC has become?? By the way, his name is spelled Jesse…not Jessie.. Do you still have editors at the AJC or were they all laid off??
Jeff Schultz
August 11th, 2009
4:13 pm
Herschel — I missed the SNL appearance. Was he not funny?
Midnite: Hah! Great line, which I won’t repeat to my wife.
Fan
August 11th, 2009
4:15 pm
Hater
Thatguy
August 11th, 2009
4:16 pm
midnite – check the tramp stamp. if it’s faded/running/blob-like, it’s out of date
RAS
August 11th, 2009
4:17 pm
It’s JESSE Jackson & yes…he is an idiot.But pointing something like that out while spelling the guy’s name incorrectly makes it look like a “pot…meet kettle” situation.
Unholy Cow
August 11th, 2009
4:18 pm
Jesse Jackson played the race card? Again? Ehh??? Go away you irrelevant fake arse preacher man cause nobody cares no mo.
Sunshine
August 11th, 2009
4:18 pm
Do people get paid to publish this stuff?
midnite
August 11th, 2009
4:19 pm
Jesse Jackson has ZERO credibility. To compare the struggles of Jackie Robinson to Mike Vick’s foolishness is reprehensible. How could anybody trust anything that POS says?
Snooze
August 11th, 2009
4:20 pm
Oh goodie, a step show. Zzzzzzzz.
Mark A
August 11th, 2009
4:23 pm
C’mon Jeff! I typically like your columns and blogs…you’re better than this….
Jeff Schultz
August 11th, 2009
4:23 pm
Sunshine — no, this was a freebie.
GeoffDawg
August 11th, 2009
4:24 pm
What’s the over/under on the overly defensive homoerotic tech posts?
Flats
August 11th, 2009
4:24 pm
Those guys have the BULGE of a lifetime…..BOING!
gdawginkalamazoo
August 11th, 2009
4:27 pm
Probably Jackson’s BEST work was the “Green Eggs & Ham” bit that he did on SNL. Just google Jesse Jackson and Green Eggs and Ham.
Cindy Dal
August 11th, 2009
4:28 pm
I want to comment on the Michael Vick situation. I believe that Michael Vick should be given a second chance. He served his time and has remorsefully apologized. I think he should be given a second chance at life.
When I think about history and how african americans were killed and not given equal opportunity for life, the peoople who killed them were not given time and if so, they were given a second chance at life, but Michael Vick is being lynched because of his mistakes. I believe that he should have been penalized and he served his time. Now, let’s move on and give him a second shot at life. All of this over dogs, when I have seen people killing AA’s and not being treated like this. I will be glad when everyone is treated equal.
Thanks
gdawginkalamazoo
August 11th, 2009
4:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPy2alWEZ-U&feature=related here’s the link.
Herschel Talker
August 11th, 2009
4:31 pm
Schultzie – amazingly, Jackson was hysterical. Completely unexpected considering who he is, but it was quite entertaining.
AlwaysAVol
August 11th, 2009
4:33 pm
I grew up learnin’ preachers and reverands weren’t s’posded to be playin’ ANY cards! Or dancin’ neither..
UGA75
August 11th, 2009
4:34 pm
Jeff, nicknames for the group, hmm. I first thought of Jackals for all the obvious reasons, then I thought why insult the jackals. I searched the animal kingdom, and failed to find the exact representation I was looking for. Then my Granddaughter who had no clue as to what I was doing, suggested dung beetles. From the mouths of babes…………
Mark C.
August 11th, 2009
4:34 pm
The GT football team took topless pics with a couple of transformers. And you wonder why UGA fans call you nerds?
StingerSplash
August 11th, 2009
4:39 pm
Apparently, our realtor, Ms. Goldstein, has invested in her tracts of land — like, Silicone Valley, perhaps.
thanks, I’ll be here all week, the nonsmoking show is at 8. Drive home safe!
As for Vick, it wasn’t that it was a stupid venture. It was an illegal venture and he lied to both the commissioner and Arthur Blank. Jackie Robinson had class, dignity and grace. Michael Vick has 4.2 speed. And that’s about it.
jam
August 11th, 2009
4:40 pm
i hope they give shockley a chance to play in the pre season, last year ryan played every quarter. and every year you guys come out with this fight for a job bull
jam
August 11th, 2009
4:41 pm
stinger have you ever told a lie before
Dixie Normus
August 11th, 2009
4:41 pm
So Sunshine… which do think is the bigger waste of money, Jeff getting paid to write this stuff, or people reading this at work (like me) and getting paid to read it?
Hillbilly
August 11th, 2009
4:44 pm
No picture of Moynahan? {shakes head in disgust} Hey, they’re your page hits, not mine.
Mitch Logan
August 11th, 2009
4:48 pm
The best Jesse Jackson skit was ‘The point is moot!’
AthensBabe
August 11th, 2009
4:50 pm
I am sooo confused….what was this about again? I think this guy has a bad case of ADD.
Coach Alto
August 11th, 2009
4:51 pm
Join the NFL Houston Texans Cheerleaders Fan Page
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Houston-Texans-Cheerleaders/136392045122
Terrible Truth
August 11th, 2009
4:58 pm
I’d poke Rosie the Cougar with a stick, Bo too!
Bank Walker, Texas Ranger
August 11th, 2009
5:06 pm
Jeff, as far as his SNL apperance, lets just say he is no Peyton Manning. So on tale of the tape, For acting ability….advantage Manning. For hot girlfriend……advantage Brady. On being a great quarterback……push, there are no winners here.
tjhook
August 11th, 2009
5:08 pm
hey folks, what Jessie had to say about Vick and the owners was stupid, but show some balance. Jessie was able to bring back military prisoners from two conflicts (Middle East- a Air Force pilot in the 80’s and 1999 three soldiers from Bosnia). Jessie just needs to remember what he believes is not always what is. UP WITH HOPE! DOWN WITH DOPE!! BECAUSE I AM SOMEBODY!!! (He’s a great quote machine)
Paul H
August 11th, 2009
5:09 pm
I gave up on Jesse Jackson long ago but here he reaches a new low. Any relative of Jackie Robinson should be outraged at such an insult.
MIL
August 11th, 2009
5:09 pm
So Jeff. What does Redman and John Parker Wilson need to do in the exhibition games – Just show up? LEAVE DJ ALONE!!!!!!!!
Bank Walker, Texas Ranger
August 11th, 2009
5:12 pm
I agree Truth, but not if I have to dress up like a jokey
Mac
August 11th, 2009
5:14 pm
I used to love me some cougar and let myself get caught by them as a lad in my 20s. Now, they’re just age peers. Still like them, of course.
Herschel Talker
August 11th, 2009
5:15 pm
Mitch Logan has nailed it. His best skit was “The Question is Moot.” That and the bit where they swapped out the black limo drivers with the white show producers during his monologue.
Gary
August 11th, 2009
5:17 pm
Nice posters boys. What were you thinking. God I hope the dawgs never try that crap.
Pi$$onaDawg
August 11th, 2009
5:28 pm
Gary all teams do this type of stuff. It is a little fun after all the work the players did in the weightroom during the summer. Fans don’t usually get to see this stuff.
Alan Townsend
August 11th, 2009
5:39 pm
Why do I keep reading what this imbecile writes? Hell of a way to make a living.
Space Giants
August 11th, 2009
5:40 pm
GTAA… sorry that we were unavailable for this year’s photo shoot… we will keep our schedule open next year… regards, Goldar & Silvar
Sorry, p***onadawg
August 11th, 2009
5:42 pm
but only geeks chose to pose in front of transformers…
SEC1
August 11th, 2009
5:44 pm
topless techies with transformers….priceless!
Bill
August 11th, 2009
5:47 pm
Many reports like cbs sports say Shockley has outperformed Redman in camp yet he is still 3rd string.
DEMETRIUS
August 11th, 2009
5:50 pm
Shockley needs to eave those sorry ass falcons he will be a star elsewhere
JB
August 11th, 2009
6:08 pm
In the right system, I think Michael Vick can perform quite well. There were times here when they had him take short drops and try to throw over 6′6″ Julius Peppers. OLine protection often broke down – I’d count 3 secs and a defender would be ready to pounce. For Brady in NE, I’d count 5 secs and he’s still be clear. Vick may surprise yet.
Mac
August 11th, 2009
6:09 pm
I can believe Mr. Three Years Out of The League, who was only here because Petrino coached him, still has a spot on this roster. Weird. Is he going to all of a sudden become the Pittsburgh Steelers version of Tommy Maddox?
Dawgs2009
August 11th, 2009
6:09 pm
They should take down the billboards and put these posters up in the Gay bars of midtown. What is with the guy with the chain?! Strong homo-erotic overtones.
Country Boy
August 11th, 2009
6:13 pm
Fun read Jeffy Boy. By the way Wren already won that food fight.
Caleb
August 11th, 2009
6:16 pm
Thats not a Lambo!!!! Good job
Matt
August 11th, 2009
6:18 pm
Shockley will be with the Falcons come week 1. I don’t see Parker Wilson being on our depth chart very long. He does not have a “NFL arm”. He is listed as a WR on the Falcons roster.
PETA Watcher
August 11th, 2009
6:24 pm
While PETA is watching Vick, who is watching PETA?
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
Ted Striker
August 11th, 2009
6:38 pm
For the sake of scientific advancement — hey, that’s who I am — here’s an informational tidbit related to age disparity in relationships.
HALF-YOUR-AGE-PLUS-SEVEN RULE: The “half-your-age-plus-seven rule” is a rule of thumb used by some in Western cultures defining a mathematical formula to judge whether the age difference in an intimate relationship is socially acceptable. As would be expected with such an arbitrary cultural ‘rule’, there are variations such as “half-plus-nine rule.”
(Ted Striker’s note: There are also lesser known variations in Athens called the “Sum-Of-The-Twins-Ages” rule, the “Florida-Game” rule, and in the case of Friday night, the “No-Actual-Law-Broken” rule.)
MiltonDawg
August 11th, 2009
6:40 pm
JS- Always a fan of your Tuesday’s countdown!! I’m wondering if Jesse Jackson is planning the “HIRE MIKE VICK” March in front of the nation’s capital? Love me some Cougs (better sounding), Brady is Brady, and the photos of UT/GT topless..Is this a new trend? A little disturbing if you ask me.
MiltonDawg
August 11th, 2009
6:41 pm
Oh and Shockley over JPW. Yes, i’m biased..only cause i think DJ can move faster.
Billy Bennett's Right Leg
August 11th, 2009
6:42 pm
Of all the characters in Transformers, Tech chose the cars instead of Megan Fox? Really? What about the hot blonde robot from college? She’s not even known, so she could have shown up at campus for the shoot, but they chose the cars? Wow.
dawgstephen
August 11th, 2009
6:53 pm
Shockley beat out Harrington and Leftwich to make the team last year. he looked fine in the pre-season, and he will do fine this year. he has the knowledge and ability. He will be fine.
As for the Tech and Tennessee players go..Dont NO ONE go telling me blackouts are stupid. At least we have ac/dc to play when we black things out.
Right said Fred aint gettin it you techies and vols….it aint gettin it.
http://www.dawgstephen.blogspot.com
falcon man
August 11th, 2009
6:54 pm
Shockley will be on the roster, REDMAN is CUT !!!
Johnny DangerDawg
August 11th, 2009
6:55 pm
Please, Dawgs, no shirtless photos in front of cars.
BigHittas
August 11th, 2009
7:03 pm
LOL On the comment about ‘creeps’ and it’s on the $. The double standard extends to the criminal world as we all know where lovely 25 year-old female teachers can get away scot free with child molestation…..just because. Let manCoach so and so do the wrong thing and he’ll get 50 years to serve. I say put’em both in the slam!
Schultzie, we need some equal justice! (where’s princess when you need him?)
Ted Striker
August 11th, 2009
7:04 pm
Bama was going to do a shirtless poster but all the automobiles in Tuscaloosa — except for Saban’s — have rust on them.
Big B CH 99
August 11th, 2009
7:11 pm
Come on we all know that Shockley will make the team,but Redman should be the backup, b/c he is a Veteran that actually has played before (Remember that at the end of the yr before Ryan, Redman played pretty well in the last few games of the yr).
There’s no way that JPW beats out a UGA boy, unless he outperforms him bad in the pre-season. D.J. is a career backup, he’s never gonna be a # 1 NFL QB, he doesn’t have the size or arm. In the first preseaon game I would play Ryan the 1st series or 2. Redman the rest of the 1st half, then give each D.J. & JPW a quarte in the 2nd half.
ray
August 11th, 2009
7:20 pm
The battle between Shockley and JPW will be interesting.But Shockley will never be more then a third stringer.If any coaches out their thought different dont you think they would offer him a deal?
falcon man
August 11th, 2009
7:22 pm
Redman only did well at the end of that one season, because the other teams were playing thier rookies, they knew atlanta had nothing back then… There is no way that Redman and ex-insurance sellsman has what it takes, he is a Petrino Transplant, and he needs to GO !!!
jim
August 11th, 2009
7:38 pm
are we not men?
Blake
August 11th, 2009
7:40 pm
Goodbye DJ. People who truly understand the game of NFL football and the skill set that is necessary to be a pro quarterback will not miss you.
Alabama Jack
August 11th, 2009
7:41 pm
If this Falcons thing doesn’t work out, Shockley could always go to college.
Jeff Schultz
August 11th, 2009
7:42 pm
Cindy – Most people agree with you on the second chance, but let’s not minimize what he did.
Herschel – Glad to hear it. Maybe JJ missed his call.
UGA75 – So you had to get specific – it couldn’t be just any old beetles?
Athens – I know what you mean about ADD. Wait. Where was I?
Country Boy – Good point.
MiltonDawg – Thanks. … I think teams have been doing it for years but pix/posters aren’t widely circulated.
Big Hittas – Thanks.
Ted – Thanks for weighing in with the cheap Bama joke.
jim
August 11th, 2009
7:44 pm
sellsmen??
Terrance Moore
August 11th, 2009
7:46 pm
Nice wiriting Dave. Reminds me of some of my old columns. You even included some material from my b.f.f. Jesse Jackson.
Terrance Moore
August 11th, 2009
7:49 pm
Sorry Jeff I did not mean to confuse you with Dave O’Brien. Let’s have lunch? You pick up the check.
Jesse Jackson III
August 11th, 2009
7:55 pm
I am deeply offended by Mr. Shultze’s comments. It is obvious that he is a 19th century thinker living in a 21st century world. The NFL owners are all WHITE. Vick is BLACK. One plus One equals RACISM. One day I hope all Americans can come together and cheer on Mike Vick during his most trying hour. Let us pray: “Dear Lord . . . please bless Mike Vick and let him bring peace to those poor dogs. Please Lord keep Mike out of the hands of Al Sharpton and Andy Young. Please watch over him. Oh yeah please help Shultze and O’Brien locate a clue to how to write a sports piece that is actually informative and entertaining. Amen.” Now there is nothing strange about Mike Vick and his love for animals. Why during the past few weeks the AJC has covered a number of beastiality stories that are far worse than anything Mike Vick did.
30,000 seats remaining...
August 11th, 2009
7:58 pm
for J’ville State? Got a marketing idea… how about “poster night”
NewnanDawg
August 11th, 2009
8:11 pm
Blake – People who truly understand the game of NFL football and the skill set that is necessary to be a pro quarterback know that DJ may not have starter skills (may or may not get there) but you’re writing with no knowledge of his skills if you think he is not at least a very serviceable backup – watch some film and stop making assumptions.
patrick
August 11th, 2009
9:08 pm
Cindy, I am not sure how the past transgressions relate to Vick. However poorly blacks were treated in the past they have the best life possible in the USA. If you want to see blacks treated poorly try going to Africa and see how other blacks treat blacks.
Poor treatment of a group of people does not excuse an individual from that group for behaving badly.
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Flo-Ri-Duh!
August 11th, 2009
9:52 pm
Poor Michael Vick. He was only signed for $130,000,000 due to racism!
bad boy51
August 11th, 2009
10:09 pm
Dude seriously? Topless? In front of a sports car? No Respect.
Chippendale's
August 11th, 2009
10:32 pm
Put some bowties on those guys, and they’re all HIRED!!!
$$$$
Professional Racist
August 11th, 2009
10:37 pm
Michael Vick is…overrated.
jeffrey d
August 11th, 2009
10:38 pm
I’m not sure who the topless poses by the car are supposed to be for. It’s probably embarrassing for fans and gives everyone else reason to make fun of them.
obomaisaclown
August 11th, 2009
11:12 pm
No problem ,Why John wilson was a loser at Alabama, why is He going to be a winner now .
Najeh Davenpoop
August 11th, 2009
11:14 pm
As big of a Vick fan as I am, even I wouldn’t compare him to Jackie Robinson. That’s retarded.
Mark Twain
August 11th, 2009
11:31 pm
Jesses’s best bit was “Don’t let me down, Hymie Town” on SNL.
Hey D'bags
August 11th, 2009
11:32 pm
Something tells me none of you would have the guts to say a word to these big ol’ tech kids when they took that picture. I’ll bet you would have waddled by and said “hey guys…good luck this year” Quit with the gay comments internet tough guys. Unless you’re gonna say them without hiding behind your computer. Speaking of that…typing trash talk on a computer calling football players “nerds”. really? anyone got a mirror?
honest_abe
August 11th, 2009
11:59 pm
love the tuesday countdown. great stuff.
st simons and all his boyfriends need to hurry up and buy a copy of that poster. hahahahah
ca$hmere36
August 12th, 2009
4:46 am
why not trade chris redman to the vikes for a wideout since we need a slot guy?
or just trade him in general since he’s the oldest,smallest ceiling potential of all the guys??
we need a wideout this guy could be our next matt schuab trade!
Top Dogg
August 12th, 2009
6:33 am
Hope they transform into a real football team and not a gay dance troup!
Fair and Balanced
August 12th, 2009
7:20 am
Cant wait to read the bashing and judgement thrown at Rick Pitino today! Should be good! Wouldn’t want to give him a pass and not cast stones now would we!!!
Not Disappointed
August 12th, 2009
7:34 am
Go Jackets!
GulagCarpaccio
August 12th, 2009
7:37 am
I think UGAy has the Gay Dance Troup piece covered – they start out every year strutting like top dogs with a lot of fanfare and end the season whining like little puppies with lace collars.
Gen Neyland
August 12th, 2009
7:49 am
Sounds like the extortion machine is getting cranked up and heading toward the next cash cow, the NFL…
Typical Dawg Fan
August 12th, 2009
9:22 am
Dem Nerds is Gay and stuff in dem there pictures….hehehehehe
Go Dawgs!