Who needs truth or accuracy when you’ve got GIRLS!

I’ve got to run out for a speaking gig this morning, but I thought I’d leave you with this bit of fluff, just to get things started.

Ordinarily, I’d look for a version that doesn’t include an advertisement, but in this case, the opening ad says a lot about the constituency that’s being pitched (I especially love the warning that the ad would soon be banned, just to turn the paranoia up to 11):

– Jay Bookman

525 comments Add your comment

Keep Up the Good Fight!

March 14th, 2013
8:17 am

Always claim something will be banned soon so you better get it now! Especially if you are dealing with airheads from Fox

I bet this post will be banned soon!

Keep Up the Good Fight!

March 14th, 2013
8:21 am

Is that Redneck Convert signing?

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
8:21 am

I could stand about 1.45’s worth (MSBNN? Did he really sing that?) and then I decided I couldn’t really waste any more of my beautiful mind to learn if this was parody or not.

Let’s just say if it’s not, I pity this Stepford Husband.

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
8:22 am

oh, and I didn’t see any opening ad about The Scary Negro President, so I’m not sure what Jay’s talking about.

Gale

March 14th, 2013
8:22 am

I cannot watch vids at work. What is this about?

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
8:23 am

by the way, the vast majority of “country” music heard today really, really sucks. We can all at least agree on that, yes?

Keep Up the Good Fight!

March 14th, 2013
8:24 am

Ok, there it is…. Jay is getting payola from that poster Liberal Chicks be Ugly to make this kind of post. Jay is slipping over to the dark side.

Actually it would be interesting to see them without makeup. Look at the transformation of these porn stars before and after makeup. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/11/porn-stars-without-makeup_n_2853817.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Mick

March 14th, 2013
8:25 am

Very clever tune and oh so true!!!!

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
8:25 am

I cannot watch vids at work. What is this about?

the allegedly “hot” girls (girls!) on Fox News.

I am about as shallowly hetero a guy as they come, and I can tell you, I’ve never found anything remotely attractive about anyone on that channel. They’re about as “hot” as watching some chick doing her taxes while breathing “oh, you’re so BIG!” into the headset as a part-time gig.

TaxPayer

March 14th, 2013
8:28 am

Does anyone really watch FOX with the volume unmuted? WHY. Isn’t that like reading the articles in Playboy.

Peadawg

March 14th, 2013
8:28 am

Funny video. Good start to the day.

Granny Godzilla

March 14th, 2013
8:29 am

“pretty” cute…..

But some of those outfits would be way outside the published dress code for women at CPAC.

Gale

March 14th, 2013
8:29 am

Stands, There has been a long time notion that the “hotter” the women pitching the product, the less the actual product is offering.

Thomas Heyward Jr

March 14th, 2013
8:30 am

Thank You Mr. Bookman.

Redneck Convert (R--and proud of it)

March 14th, 2013
8:33 am

Well, all I got to say is you can get alot of wood by watching Fox News. Enough to cook a elephant.I expect about 3 million old fat men that live with frumpy women in curlers and housecoats get alot of releif from catching up on the news. And the news ain’t bad either. I expect this Roger Ailes takes alot of heat about not hiring any ugly girls. You’ll never find one there.

Have a good Thursday everybody.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
8:35 am

Jay – One of your favorite shrill biddies – JOY BLOWHARD “retired” from the far left “VIEW” …….. Retired? She never did anything to start with. Meanwhile Babwa Wawa continues to be botoxed, sutured and stitched up enough to – much like a deer head on the wall – go on. another Brain Dead Zombie for Obama.

BSNBC

March 14th, 2013
8:35 am

Fox News girls anytime over those Obama Zombies and freaks on the liberal networks!

Thomas Heyward Jr

March 14th, 2013
8:36 am

That one shot of Coulter rurned it all though.

Keep Up the Good Fight!

March 14th, 2013
8:37 am

stands, I don’t think they worked in the truck, dog, or all of the necessary requirements for a country song but to be honest, I am not going to listen to it repeatedly to check. ;)

Keep Up the Good Fight!

March 14th, 2013
8:38 am

Granny, we’ll see a lot of Ms. Doubtfire at CPAC. ;)

Aquagirl

March 14th, 2013
8:38 am

There’s a weird pimp-ness to the way cons talk about “their” women.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
8:39 am

Brain dead airhead – quit talking about Sharon Stone.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
8:40 am

Reminds me of the “boobs” song on the Oscars……. no one, and I mean NO ONE exploits sex like Hollyweird.

godless heathen - owner of many things he does not need

March 14th, 2013
8:40 am

by the way, the vast majority of “country” music heard today really, really sucks. We can all at least agree on that, yes?

Yes, at least the country music that makes it to “pop country” radio/tv.

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
8:41 am

Ok, I glided to the end to check, this country music guy is some Dallas-based right winger. Not a parody.

I’d be kind of shocked if some similarly aligned singer hadn’t already mined this particular material, but I ain’t googling it.

Peadawg

March 14th, 2013
8:42 am

“Reminds me of the “boobs” song on the Oscars”

That was hilarious.

It’s just sad that everyone gets offended by SOMETHING these days.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
8:43 am

Al Gore just loves doing business with the enemy ….. talk about a plastic imitation excuse for a human.

N-GA

March 14th, 2013
8:43 am

Well that says it all. Alaskan men voted for Sarah and misogynist males watch Fox News. Kinda like the guys who claim that they buy Playboy magazine so they can read the articles.

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
8:44 am

at least the country music that makes it to “pop country” radio/tv.

and that’s what I’m talking about.

My main beef with the genre isn’t so much the tiresome lousy-rock-with-a-twang music, crummy as it is. It’s the earnestness of the lyrics. It’s the “this is what I MEAN, believe!” message I constantly hear. It’s like most of these people couldn’t ever walk and chew gum at the same time.

And I know I’m painting with a ridiculously broad brush, but it’s what I hear from other people’s radios, cars, chain-restaurant PAs, etc. There’s always a good underground artist community in any genre and country’s no different.

williebkind

March 14th, 2013
8:45 am

Every time I listen to Erin on CNN I notice my head keeps tilting to the right!

Jerome Horwitz

March 14th, 2013
8:45 am

After looking this video I may have to watch these women read off the teleprompter more often.

williebkind

March 14th, 2013
8:47 am

“Kinda like the guys who claim that they buy Playboy magazine so they can read the articles.”

At CNN/AJC the guys buy playgirl. I wonder for what reason.

Peadawg

March 14th, 2013
8:48 am

“by the way, the vast majority of “country” music heard today really, really sucks. We can all at least agree on that, yes?”

Yes.

Grasshopper

March 14th, 2013
8:48 am

I guess the fact that tthey have boobs and wear make-up negates everything they have to say.

Does that mean we can stop paying attention to ‘Vaseline-lens’ Sawyer and the bull-dyke on MSNBC?

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
8:49 am

YES – some country music is kind of fake – like the “Dixie Chicks” who were from, of all places, New Jersey. Only thing worse these days is hip hop and rap which has NO talent or imagination at all – just four letter words. While you are at – the worst on TV is “Housewives”, “Honey Boo Boo” and fat women trying on wedding dresses and saying how THIS dress flatters her figure. Mirror Please!

Keep Up the Good Fight!

March 14th, 2013
8:51 am

Only thing worse these days is hip hop and rap which has NO talent or imagination at all – just four letter words

Marco Rubio says what?

Nobama

March 14th, 2013
8:51 am

Jay – you can talk ? Thought you just “blooged” BTW if liberal women weren’t so damn ugly….

by golly

March 14th, 2013
8:51 am

Gracious, lots of folks worried about or questioning their own sexuality this morning.

Stevie Ray

March 14th, 2013
8:51 am

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
8:21 am

“Beautiful mind”? First you seem convinced that we all need to sit on edge waiting on your next predictable rant so not to be chastised with the obligatory “as I’ve said a hundred times..”

Humility is something which can actually work to your advantage…give it a try.

Nobama

March 14th, 2013
8:52 am

Stevie Ray – what are you wearing right now ?

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
8:53 am

Obama – we are four years + and waiting for you to present and sign a budget plan. Sequester is a good thang!

JohnnyReb

March 14th, 2013
8:53 am

Gale – go tell your employer you want video’s unblocked so you can blog while he pays you to do work.

Don’t like that idea? Then go ahead and keep stealing from him.

The rest of you are bunch of pervs.

Thug

March 14th, 2013
8:53 am

Who do you think the 15-year old’s sphere of influence votes for?

Gale

March 14th, 2013
8:54 am

There is a lot better gay porn than Playgirl out there. Most porn is created for men. (Yes, broad brush, I admit it.)

Peadawg

March 14th, 2013
8:54 am

“Only thing worse these days is hip hop and rap which has NO talent or imagination at all – just four letter words”

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Stevie Ray

March 14th, 2013
8:54 am

The woman are attractive that’s for sure. I find a significant amount of the content as shallow as those chicks looks. Of course most at this site enjoy coming up with clever ways to bash Fox constantly.

They put on some good material…much of it is crap just like all opinion programming, but all this FOX whining constantly suggests fear of viewership..

Gale

March 14th, 2013
8:55 am

It is called multi-tasking, JohnnyReb. All the execs do it.

TaxPayer

March 14th, 2013
8:55 am

There’s a weird pimp-ness to the way cons talk about “their” women.

That’s a direct result of their application of religious texts.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
8:56 am

Jay’s gone to a meeting with his bookie … appears, like Obama, he is in “arrears” with his creditors.

JohnnyReb

March 14th, 2013
8:58 am

“I find a significant amount of the content (Fox) as shallow as those chicks looks.”

It’s better than the content and the girl both being ugly.

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
8:59 am

“Beautiful mind”? First you seem convinced that we all need to sit on edge waiting on your next predictable rant

Jeez, it’s a Babs Bush quote. Sorry you didn’t get it.

JohnnyReb

March 14th, 2013
8:59 am

Gale – I’m sure he would agree with that too.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
8:59 am

And the left thinks Joy Blowhard and Babwa Wawa are attractive? You know the sayin’ about putting lipstick on a P I G.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
9:02 am

When Jay returns from his rushed “appointment” with his bookie maybe he will play the “RACE CARD” or the “GENDER” card – what will it be today Jay?

JohnnyReb

March 14th, 2013
9:03 am

If you guys would watch a little Fox News you would have seen the video from back when Barry was running for election where he criticized Bush for running up the debt – does this sound familiar – as much in his term as all his predecessors combined.

Now, Mr Obama has done a complete about face (that’s a 180 turn for you rainbows) and wants everyone to believe the amount of debt does not matter.

You girls have a good day. I’m back to listening to Mark Levin while I earn a buck or two.

Fred ™

March 14th, 2013
9:03 am

It must be sad to wake up every morning so filled with hate, anger, and bitterness like Morality? apparently does………….

Not even a happy song like this can wipe that sour attitude away…….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgmYutL9W0

Keep Up the Good Fight!

March 14th, 2013
9:03 am

Well it looks like this blog is going stupid with the ugly quickly. Not surprising. I guess when you have such moral decay and lack of intelligence in your party you have to try to find some beauty somewhere.

midtownguy

March 14th, 2013
9:04 am

And did you notice how most were dressed, On Broadway they call that “using T&A to sell tickets.”

godless heathen - owner of many things he does not need

March 14th, 2013
9:04 am

My main beef with the genre isn’t so much the tiresome lousy-rock-with-a-twang music, crummy as it is. It’s the earnestness of the lyrics.

Trying to think of the outlaw country artist (maybe later) but the song starts: “This ain’t no country song; about your f****ing pick-up truck or your grandpappy’s farm.”

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
9:05 am

Jay’s “job” is to bash the Repubs – spends little time at all commenting on the socialist in the White House. Sequester? Must be time for Obama to take another vacation.

Fred ™

March 14th, 2013
9:08 am

but all this FOX whining constantly suggests fear of viewership..

If you were a psychologist you would be starving to death.

Nobama

March 14th, 2013
9:08 am

Midtownguy – I would expect no less from a “midtown” guy

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
9:13 am

Fred – I don’t “hate” and pitiful on your part …….. you thought police on the left have revised and changed the meaning of the word “hate” to mean anyone that disagrees with you is a “hater”. I really don’t appreciate you telling me what I think when you don’t have a CLUE or a BRAIN.

godless heathen - owner of many things he does not need

March 14th, 2013
9:13 am

I turn the tube on while I’m getting ready for work. I surf between MSNBC and Fox News. When I feel the need for some intellectual programming I switch over to Married with Children reruns on TBS.

Doggone/GA

March 14th, 2013
9:13 am

“Trying to think of the outlaw country artist (maybe later) but the song starts”

You gotta give ‘em credit, though, for titles…I once heard a song an the title was something like “If she wants a man who’ll take off his ring and say he’s single, she can have you”

After that…who needs to even hear the song?

indigo

March 14th, 2013
9:14 am

The Republicans decided, years ago, to dumb down their pitch to the lowest common denominator among white men and women. This explains how they can openly pay homage to their wealthy sponsors and still keep the loyalty of their base. When your basic voting electorate is composed of mostly double digit IQ’s, they will easily believe any lies you tell them.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
9:15 am

Fred- A true member of the THOUGHT POLICE……… thanks for telling me what I think.

F. Sinkwich

March 14th, 2013
9:16 am

Whew. That got the heart pumpin’ this morning!

Pretty much the only show I see regurlarily on Fox is “The Five.” Great news entertainment. And the three honeys are yummies…

Nobama

March 14th, 2013
9:16 am

Indigo – coming from what must be a true 2 bagger, I’ll consider that a compliment

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
9:16 am

Indigo – you shouldn’t be talking about dumbed down…… just sayin’

Grasshopper

March 14th, 2013
9:17 am

“Well it looks like this blog is going stupid with the ugly quickly.”

The hallmark of a Bookman blog.

Fred ™

March 14th, 2013
9:18 am

All you post is hateful bitter angry crap Morality?. And lies. I don’t really care if you like the truth being told about you or not. You pollute the blog IMHO with your spammed hate. It’s the same stupid crap over and over. It’s quite boring. Could you at least be creative about it?

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
9:18 am

When I feel the need for some intellectual programming I switch over to Married with Children reruns on TBS.

hmm. without Married with Children, no Katy Segal playing Lela on Futurama, so I can’t really find fault with this.

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
9:18 am

Anyone that voted Obama – knows 1st hand about “dumbed down”.

godless heathen - owner of many things he does not need

March 14th, 2013
9:19 am

Dog: Or “She Took off her dress and gave me the slip”

Fred ™

March 14th, 2013
9:22 am

Fred- A true member of the THOUGHT POLICE……… thanks for telling me what I think.

There you go with the lies again. I don’t tell you what you think. I CAN’T tell you what you think. You have shown zero evidence that you DO think.

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
9:22 am

And the left thinks Joy Blowhard and Babwa Wawa are attractive?

Well, physically attractive, you mean? Ms. Walters could be glossed up back in the day.

I don’t know what the age limit is on the FoxGurlz–maybe with the right surgical enhancements, around the big 5-0? they keep ‘em around that long before putting them out to pasture?

Granny Godzilla

March 14th, 2013
9:22 am

Grasshopper

March 14th, 2013
8:48 am

I guess the fact that tthey have boobs and wear make-up negates everything they have to say.

Does that mean we can stop paying attention to ‘Vaseline-lens’ Sawyer and the bull-dyke on MSNBC?
.
.
.
BullDyke?

That kind of statement leads me to believe you are uncomfortable with your own sexual orientation.

How’s YOUR closet?

Fred ™

March 14th, 2013
9:23 am

hmm. without Married with Children, no Katy Segal playing Lela on Futurama, so I can’t really find fault with this.

or worse than that, no Gemma on Son’s of Anarchy……..

Trace Brad Toby Keith Merle Jones

March 14th, 2013
9:24 am

Bad music, bad hair and it must be a slow news day to waste our time with this. How about something thought provoking rather than the same ole let’s bash somebody, the same ole somebody we bashed 1000 times before. Stale!

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
9:24 am

like the “Dixie Chicks” who were from, of all places, New Jersey.

I wiki’d this claim, looks one was born in Massachusetts, but her family moved to Dallas when she was young. If anyone cares.

Doggone/GA

March 14th, 2013
9:24 am

Godless…hadn’t heard that one before, but it’s good!

Morality?

March 14th, 2013
9:25 am

Fred – I could tell you that Obama is a great success as Prez – but then you might believe it. You don’t want to hear the truth……. you can’t handle the TRUTH. I am a FISCAL conservative and you are an Obama FISCAL liberal. We have ZERO in common. I am not a PARTY LOYALIST – Obama is. I am for ANYONE that is for the FISCAL survival of the USA. Are you are a party loyalist or a USA loyalist – be honest. I do not favor a party – I favor the FISCAL survival of the USA. I want someone with a plan to reduce this Fed debt and the GUTS to do it. Obama talks but he has shown me NOTHING.

Doggone/GA

March 14th, 2013
9:26 am

“Bad music, bad hair and it must be a slow news day to waste our time with this”

And just who, exactly, forced you to come here and “waste” your time?

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
9:26 am

the bull-dyke on MSNBC?

That’s not a very nice thing to say about JoeScar’s sidekick.

Grasshopper

March 14th, 2013
9:26 am

“That kind of statement leads me to believe you are uncomfortable with your own sexual orientation.
How’s YOUR closet?”

I’m gay…honest. Does that make you feel better?

Would you like to discuss the rampant misogyny of the video Jay posted now? Or does misogyny only apply to liberal women?

philosopher

March 14th, 2013
9:26 am

GAG A MAGGOT!!!

Jefferson

March 14th, 2013
9:27 am

moralitie is full

Doggone/GA

March 14th, 2013
9:27 am

BTW, was it here I saw this?

“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time”

F. Sinkwich

March 14th, 2013
9:28 am

I guess Granny would prefer “Butch.”

JamVet

March 14th, 2013
9:29 am

Soft porn for the lonely old white (power) guys who actually watch Faux News.

BFD…

Keep Up the Good Fight!

March 14th, 2013
9:29 am

Grasshopper, I agree that a lot of left leaning blogs get ugly as opposed to right leaning blogs which just start off ugly and stupid.

stands for decibels

March 14th, 2013
9:29 am

this is our willieb reaching deep inside for insult humor:

At CNN/AJC the guys buy playgirl.

Thomas heyward Jr

March 14th, 2013
9:30 am

In a society polluted by Marxism, even Beauty is attacked.
.
sad

Recon 0311 2533

March 14th, 2013
9:31 am

Outstanding…beats anything that Jay’s featured on FNM. It even has a catchy beat in the music.

Fred ™

March 14th, 2013
9:31 am

Fred – I could tell you that Obama is a great success as Prez – but then you might believe it. You don’t want to hear the truth……. you can’t handle the TRUTH. I am a FISCAL conservative and you are an Obama FISCAL liberal.

No you are a liar. Prove your statement that I am an “Obama fiscal liberal.” That alone says you do not think OR comprehend the written word. Just because I don’t drink the Rush/FOXBOT koolaid does not make me anything except NOT a nutcase.

When you have something lucid or intelligent AND truthful to say I will address you again. I’m not holding my breath………

Doggone/GA

March 14th, 2013
9:31 am

“I’m gay…honest”

Gay? You’re not even mildly amusing (hat tip to the Unmentionable!)

Skip

March 14th, 2013
9:31 am

“I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.

FrankLeeDarling

March 14th, 2013
9:32 am

Just to be fair and balanced here’s a country song about
Rachel Maddow
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wzVL8PtpWm0

by golly

March 14th, 2013
9:32 am

and the angry old closeted white guys have george will. ewwwwwwwwwwwww