Some travelin’ music to get us all home safely

TWINKIE

I’m not sure that “only sane” one coming from you is such a compliment!

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Twinkie is probably an eighth or ninth grader who told his mommie he’s sick and can’t go to Church.

When his fundamentalist pastor finds out he’s been blogging trash here, twinkie will get fire and brimestone.

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Finn, go back to page one and two. There are comments about banning guns.

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Definition of a TROLL:

A stereotypical Nerd who, despite being a grown adult is still an adolescent right down to living with his parents. While the decor of their Poster Gallery Bedroom is subject to the tastes of the character, be sure there will be a computer to communicate with the outside world. It’s always Played for Laughs as an acceptable lifestyle target. More importantly, the subject is Always Male, Can’t get a date, Have no social skills, and periodically tries to pay for sex but gets turned down — even by tranny tricks.

The guys who are depicted in this condition usually fit into one of the following:

* Lazy and unwilling to earn a living for himself.
* Childish and requires everything to be done for him.
* Can’t get any and hasn’t moved out to start a family.
* Technically UNABLE to earn a living for himself. (i.e. unable to get a job)
* Loves to “role play”; especially comic book or sci-fi characters
* Has no or FEW friends
* Dwells on Bookman’s Blog

Does any of this sound familiar? Is there anyone here who fit that role?

Here’s a picture of, whom I believe, is of our current troll.

His mom took the picture.

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Debbie, the only way you ever get laid is if a fork lift driver lifts up your fat rolls to insert the turkey baster.

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Def of Debbie: morbidly obese person who rides on a cart through the buffet line at golden corral.

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DDR

Since you’re the only one on here who freely admits to visiting certain, uh, sites on the internet…kinda interesting to see what some of the slang terms a certain poster is using…eh?

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MICK

Yep on that weather thingie. DDR was talking about going back to the Northwest. I was feeling a bit nostalgic a few days ago. The last few days of overcast, raining and 45 degrees here cured me of that!

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Mad Troll Blogger In The Attic Syndrome:

Dr. Hibbert: But what to do with poor Hugo? Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. The child was an outcast. So, we did the only humane thing.

Homer: We chained Hugo up in the attic like an animal and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week.
—The Simpsons

This is when a Nerd, with mental problems, and often some physical deformity, is locked away because he will never fit into society.

He’s usually locked either in the attic or in the basement, with his computer, his blow up, “I’ll always love you ‘cause I’m plastic” doll, and a bag of cheetoes.. They also tend to be inbred.

More Pictures of our resident Troll in his younger days:

His mom took this picture too.

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Sorry — his photo was so ugly, it brought down the server. Try this link instead:

http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/aarabelle/UglyNerd.jpg

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Indigo is into golden showers.

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Finn, common sense isn’t part of your genetic makeup is it?

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josef: Since you’re the only one on here who freely admits to visiting certain, uh, sites on the internet…kinda interesting to see what some of the slang terms a certain poster is using…eh?

Morning josef!

I don’t read troll posts, however from some of the comebacks from the regulars, I gather that our resident troll has seen the inside of quite a few tranny sites!

It won’t do him any good though — that’s why his best friend is his hand.

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“I don’t read troll posts”

You’re not good at lying, fatty.

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josef — already ordered it!!

I saw where you and RF(?) were talking about it one day, and it piqued my interest. I clicked on the link you provided, liked the write up, bought it, and now i”m just waiting for its arrival.

Thanks!

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“I never heard of golden showers.”

You’re a terrible liar.

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A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.

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Lout, how many non democratic governments have voters?

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Trolling For Attention On Blogs – aka – Lonelyitis:

A psychological cultural disease, mainly present in lonely middle aged nerd culture, where a lonely male blogger snaps under pressure and becomes socially and physically withdrawn into their household, and their own world, often for years.

Because of the social stigma and the assumption that the person’s family are the right people to handle the situation, how many cases actually exist is uncertain.

While attempts to assess/diagnose/explain the phenomenon have been met with either much controversy or fierce debate, which is not helped at all by existing prejudice against antisocial behavior by middle aged nerds, but which persists with constant pleas for attention.

For example – Many who suffer from lonelyitis are friendless, sexless, hideous men who have obsessive compulsion tendencies and who fantasize about having real friends and real lives.

Because many with lonelyitis vaguely cope by assuming an obsessive activity, such as stalking other Bookman bloggers, many people assume they are “sick” or “pathetic”, which unfortunately only makes the sufferer more bold and more obnoxious in its psychopathy.

Although some psychologists argued that trolls are, by definition, not confident enough to actually hurt others, and are rather just pitiable unhealthy folk. Still by giving them the attention they crave, normal bloggers are in fact hurting them and not helping them to get the help that they need.

While the troll phenomenon is similar to shut-in behaviour in other countries, the American troll culture enables its extremes. When a family in another culture would be likely to get a developing shut-in troll to see a doctor, an American family is unlikely to, because having a family member who is a Troll who seeks unwarranted attention from strangers would be shameful.

Not only that, but having a Troll in the family is shameful, so he’s kept a secret. The strong tradition of taking care of ignoring trolling and pretending that Little Johnny, though 45 years old, is still “just growing up” and “hasn’t found the right fit of friends yet”, has made parent ignore the visible signs of Trolling psychosis and just bring food at his room door, ignoring and enabling the most extreme forms of Trolling For Attention On Blogs.

More photos from his mom:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hUqrCywaSjU/SlEQx9qLtKI/AAAAAAAAARk/Ex5mA4DaoIA/s400/nerd.jpg

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brosephus

Yes, dave barry another great miami humorist…probably can also find it on herald.com…might be some interesting ink on nick satan too this coming week. As I said before, miami people are forced to root for the catholics so we can exorcise the memory of old saint nick once and for all!!!

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I’m just a lonely boy, lonely and blue
I’m all alone with nothin’ to do
I’ve got everything you could think of
But all I want is someone to love

Someone, yes, someone to love, someone to kiss
Someone to hold at a moment like this
I’d like to hear somebody say “I’ll give you my love each night and day”

I’m just a lonely boy, lonely and blue
I’m all alone with nothin’ to do
I’ve got everything you could think of
But all I want is someone to love

Somebody, somebody, somebody, please send her to me
I’ll make her happy, just wait and see
I prayed so hard to the heavens above
That I’m gonna find someone to love

I’m just a lonely boy, lonely and blue
I’m all alone with nothin’ to do
I’ve got everything you could think of
But all I want is someone to love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fElTF_5geVE

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Doom is a lot of things, but crazy ain’t one of them!

Hiya doing getalife? Happy December 30th!

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Getalife, I’m not Doom.

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Good Lord

I go away for a few days and the troll repellant runs out.

Hi guys

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Mick

You are lucky to be back home.

I am still here in Pittsburgh (4 inches on the ground and more coming down) LOL

At least the beer is cold

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BROSEPHUS

THANKS! That was the funniest thing I’ve heard all year! Berry is the last of the real satirists left alive…

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DDR

That book was, to me, history as history should be written…though I must confess, knowing the story behind the story, what qualifies as an “historical” event, in this household’s opinion and recall, is also an hysterical event!

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Hiya Common!! Why did you take the troll repellant with you? Since you’ve been away, there have been at least 2 trolls that keep popping up like cockroaches!

josef: That book was, to me, history as history should be written…though I must confess, knowing the story behind the story, what qualifies as an “historical” event, in this household’s opinion and recall, is also an hysterical event!

Ooooh juicy gossip! Do tell! WAIT!! Let me read the book first, then you can tell all!

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DDR

Yep, but me thinks he liked it

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Common —

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Hello josef, Brocephus, Mick, Common, TBS, Getalife, and anyone else I missed.

Getalife: You noticed that too? Maybe it was coincidence right? Doomy just “happened” to check the blog at that exact instant.

DDR: Have you seen this site on “flame warriors?” It’s old but still funny as hell. I thouhgt about it when I was reading all your funny troll stuff. Haven’t been to it in years though to see if it’s updated or not. It is certainly “old school” from when message boards first started.

Brocephus: I have a hard time reading Dave Berry. He makes me think of Lewis and that makes me sad. Peas in a pod those two boys, Lewis and Dave, both just funny as hell and great writers.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

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Obama to tackle gun control, immigration reform as well as increasing revenue and deficit reduction. Looks like 2013 will be progressing well but sure it will not be easy with the dolts in the House.

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TBS

Reno is struggling right now, lots of poor homeless walking the streets. Since it’s in a valley, the day is short. You try to help especially during xmas time but there will be poor always. Dumbest thing I did was to go ice skating…oh sure, it took about an hour until I was gliding right along…but as soon as those skates came off all those muscles that I probably haven’t used in a decade, seized up! I was on hot tub duty for the next couple of days..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyY890dxRx4

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Brocephus: Check your text messages…….

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“Getalife: You noticed that too? Maybe it was coincidence right? Doomy just “happened” to check the blog at that exact instant.”

Yup, you busted him out but why did doomy snap?

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doomy,

Why did you snap?

Who gets credit?

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fred

It’s good to be back in my kitchen…eating out ain’t what it used to be…besides being overpriced, no memorable meals, even at the upscale places…

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Just my opinion, but if the AJC really did want to increase its dead tree edition circulation and get back some of the readers outside the perimeter, they’d go on the search for a Grizzard type columnist. But, then, that wouldn’t fit with their “urbane sophisticated New, Improved South of the imperialist occupation” image…you know, uppity wannabes!

Seriously, though, there are some really good writers and wits out there in the hinterlands…we’ve even got a couple here on the blog, and NO NO NO not that Du-k-sha-nee!

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twinkie: I doubt anyone has banned you. No one is monitoring the blog and unlike Kyles, there are no cry babies here. You are SO over the top that no one is taking you seriously. It’s just one juvenile mindless attempt at an insult after another.

Mick: I hate when that happens. It really hard to find good food in tourist traps because they know you will be gone an a minute so repeat business isn’t an issue……… The whole of Florida gulf Coast, from Alabama to at least Panama City is like that. Very few places good to eat…………

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I do that too get. In Savannah one thing you can take to the bank is DON’T eat anywhere on River Street. All those places suck.

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Fred – Thanks for that link! I was amazed that some of the same people that he talks about have shown up on this blog! For instance:

Profundus Maximus eagerly holds forth on all subjects, but his thin knowledge will not support a sustained assault and therefore his attacks quickly peter out. Profundus Maximus often uses big words, obscure terms and…ahem…even Latin to bluff his way through battle..

Evil Clown is very quick with a joke, but his jests always have a barb. He has little patience for in-depth discussions and will often disrupt exchanges between serious forum participants by introducing irrelevant topics, fatuous quips, and offhand comments. His greatest thrill is to taunt and humiliate weaker or more plodding Warriors with his snappy ripostes. Not a particularly powerful Warrior, Evil Clown will attempt to avoid defeat by accusing his attacker of having no sense of humor.

Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.

Troller is looking for a response…ANY response, and he will chum the waters with complaints, insults, compliments, and inflammatory tidbits hoping that someone…ANYONE, will take the bait. Generally quite harmless – practices a form of catch and release. Nonetheless, he can upset the delicate ecology of a discussion forum. Once a forum becomes aware of his presence, however, all feeding activity ceases and Troller must move on to more promising waters.

WARNING!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!! Klaxon, the internet Chicken Little, raises the alarm for each and every paranoid conspiracy theory, Federal Big-Brother scheme, internet hoax, and latest computer virus. No black helicopter alert is so ludicrous, no urban legend so implausible, that he will not pass it along as accepted fact (in ALL CAPS with multiple exclamation marks). Congratulations, you are recipient 16,747 of today’s Urban Myth. CAUTION: Evil Clown or even Klaxon himself may sometimes spread false alarms just to stir up trouble.

Enfant Provocateur likes to stir up trouble because…because, well…just because. This species of Flame Warrior is almost always young and male – it could be just a hormone thing.

As a forum participant Jekyll and Hyde always plays by the rules and is consistently cordial and helpful – a model netizen, until one day he comes completely uncorked and lashes out without warning. His unanticipated thunderbolts can temporarily rout even the sturdiest Warriors, and it often takes some time for his stunned opponents to mount a counter attack. Jekyll and Hyde’s sudden behavioral change may result from a psychotic episode, PMS, a downturn in the market, a surprise visit by the in-laws – or a session of hard drinking…

Lonely Guy doesn’t get out much, and often his social isolation can drive him to do battle just for the human contact. Compassion dictates that we shouldn’t get too upset with his antics. Nonetheless, Lonely Guy can be very fierce. Remember, he has nothing better to do than stew over real or imagined insults. CAUTION: If Lonely Guy is also a Propeller Head he may retaliate with e mail bombing, anonymous spamming, electronic stalking and other techie mischief

I’m amazed at how this guy nailed it!! How did he know Fred? How could he possibly know?

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Okay, I’ll shoot for 1000 and get a new page started…

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Thanks republicants-

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The international terror group known as Al Qaeda announced its dissolution today, saying that “our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the capable hands of the U.S. Congress.”

In an official statement published on the group’s website, the current leader of Al Qaeda said that Congress’s conduct during the so-called “fiscal-cliff” showdown convinced the terrorists that they had been outdone.

“We’ve been working overtime trying to come up with ways to terrorize the American people and wreck their economy,” said the statement from Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri. “But even we couldn’t come up with something like this.”

Mr. al-Zawhiri said that the idea of holding the entire nation hostage with a clock ticking down to the end of the year “is completely insane and worthy of a Bond villain.”

“As terrorists, every now and then you have to step back and admire when someone else has beaten you at your own game,” he said. “This is one of those times.”

The Al Qaeda leader was fulsome in his praise for congressional leaders, saying, “We have made many scary videos in our time but none of them were as terrifying as Mitch McConnell.”

As for the future of Al Qaeda, the statement said that it would no longer be a terror network but would become “more of a social network,” offering reviews of new music, movies and video games.

In its first movie review, Al Qaeda gave the film “Zero Dark Thirty” two thumbs down.

Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/12/al-qaeda-disbands-says-job-of-destroying-us-economy-now-in-congress-hands.html#ixzz2GZ2t32Ay

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Here’s the troll before he went on Jenny Craig — his mom made him get on; said it would help his lovelife.

Mothers can be so cruel……

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DebbieDoRight – A Do Right Woman

December 30th, 2012
11:10 am

OMG…ROFLMAO….that picture….LOL

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Here’s one for all the lonely Trolls out there. It’s called:

Living In My Mom’s Basement At 38

It talks about his mom washing his Spider Man Sheets and how he meets all these friends……on the internet!

Enjoy.

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Meanwhile…………..wooohoooo!
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The Neo-Libs and the Neo-con progressives can ……quentch their despicable blood lust.
Hillary——–Hillary————Hillary!…2016!

From the Australian——-
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“Andrei Arbashe, a young Syrian Christian, had just gotten married and his wife was about to give birth. He had his life ahead of him. But thanks to the US/Saudi/Qatari/Israeli-supported rebels that was not to be. Instead, as the Australian reports today, he was beheaded by Obama and Hillary’s rebels, cut into pieces, and fed to the dogs.

His “crime” was nothing more than his being a Christian whose brother was overheard complaining of the brutality of the rebels.

As Agnes-Mariam de la Croix, mother superior of the Monastery of St James in Homs, points out in the article, again and again it is clear that the intent of the US-supported rebels is to target for genocide the Christian community in Syria — a Christian community that had been living side by side with Muslims in Syria for centuries.
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Interestingly, Sheik Khatib, hand-picked by Hillary Clinton to be the Syrian Ahmed Chalabi is, like the original Chalabi, not in Syria and has not lived in Syria for some time.
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Forward Progressives…….and the Worldwide struggle against decency……peace……..and free markets.
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gag
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Thomas Heyward – 2:44

Links please.

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indigo

December 30th, 2012
2:52 pm

Thomas Heyward – 2:44

Links please.
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Links are useless to those who suck upon the State-Sponsored Chris Mathews’/Paul Krugman- Type Media Teats.
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But anyhoo………in case you COULD be tired of being fleeced by Uncle Scam and his media wh@res————–
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http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/syrian-rebels-beheaded-christian-and-fed-him-to-dogs/story-fnb64oi6-1226545322022

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Wayward, the tea soaked, Randian trash got thrown out in November. From Florida to Illinois to Missouri to Virginia to Indiana.

And the Wisconsin Twerp, Ayn Ryan, couldn’t even keep his own district from ending up in the Obama column.

Too funny…

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