Hurricane Sandy: ‘Beyond strange … unprecedented

Source: The Weather Channel

Source: The Weather Channel

Looking at the predictions regarding Hurricane Sandy, I’m reminded of the horror and awe I felt looking at the satellite pictures of Hurricane Katrina before it reached shore, knowing the damage and destruction it seemed certain to cause.

Only there’s a chance this might be worse:

“We looking at one of the worst storms on record that we’ve seen in this region.”

– Carl Parker, hurricane specialist for The Weather Channel

Brian Norcross of the National Weather Service writes on his Facebook page:

“Isn’t it strange that a hurricane in the Bahamas would somehow turn into a monster mega-storm and slam into the Northeast at the end of October? Aren’t hurricanes supposed to weaken as they move north over cold water? What the hell is going on?

The answers are… yes, yes, and we’re not completely sure. This is a beyond-strange situation. It’s unprecedented and bizarre. Hurricanes almost always bend out to sea in October, although there have been some exceptions when storms went due north, but rarely. No October tropical systems in the record book have turned left into the northeast coast.

The strong evidence we have that a significant, maybe historic, storm is going to hit the east coast is that EVERY reliable computer forecast model now says it’s going to happen. The only way we can forecast the weather four or five days from now is with the aid of these super-complex computer programs run on supercomputers. The two best, the European and the U.S. GFS (Global Forecast System) run by NOAA, are now in reasonable agreement that there IS going to be an extraordinarily unusual confluence of events that results in a massive storm….

The forecast is for an incredibly widespread and long-duration windstorm, meaning power will likely be out for an extended period of time in a lot of locations.

A transistor radio is your best friend in a situation like this. Get one and enough batteries to keep it going. Your cell phone may or may not be your friend after a big storm…. This storm, as forecast, will create dangerous and potentially life-threatening storm surge along hundreds of miles of coastline north of where the center comes ashore. Big storms move a lot of water, and this one is about as big as they come.

As Norcross notes, there’s a full moon Monday, meaning tides will be running high as well.

Mike Smith, a top executive of Accuweather, posts the following on his blog, along with a plea to people in the mid-Atlantic region to vote now, because “if the stronger models are correct, power could still be out in some places on election day:”

A very prominent and respected National Weather Service meteorologist wrote on Facebook last night:

“I’ve never seen anything like this and I’m at a loss for expletives to describe what this storm could do.”

Yes, I’ve never seen anything like it either nor have our modern meteorological tools. As I wrote yesterday afternoon, we don’t know whether our tools are up to the task because no storm of this nature has occurred in the modern meteorological era….

Power will fail in a large geographic area. There is a fair amount of inconsistent information this morning pertaining to peak gusts, i.e., will they be 60 mph or 80 mph? But, since power often fails with a 60 mph gust, it may not matter.

Because of the geographic extent (winds capable of causing power failures in a swath hundreds of miles in width), there could be massive power failures and, once out, the power may be out for weeks….

The storm surge will be destructive. Because wind speed and direction are so important, I can’t offer a map of predicted storm surges yet. But, there will be areas where the combination of full moon, waves of more than 20 feet, and storm surge cause great destruction in coastal areas.

We are in uncharted territory here. I believe this will be a major storm that will dominate the news for days. Prepare accordingly.”

– Jay Bookman

264 comments Add your comment

getalife

October 26th, 2012
1:18 pm

This is a rare occurrence when I hope it turns right.

getalife

October 26th, 2012
1:18 pm

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
1:22 pm

So many friends and family in that path.

Not sure what to say, except that I can only hope the forecasters have over-reacted.

Keep Up the Good Fight! -- Super Liberal!

October 26th, 2012
1:22 pm

We seem to be facing a lot of unprecedented weather events in the past few years….. but I am sure its all coincidence. No need to worry or to say that perhaps if we really care about the “future for our children” we may want to take actions to be sure we are not part of the problem.

josef

October 26th, 2012
1:24 pm

Ah! “Reminded of Katrina…” Shouldn’t be long before we can get the black-white, GOP-Democrat nyah-nyanh started… :-)

Marty Huggins'

October 26th, 2012
1:26 pm

Aquagirl

October 26th, 2012
1:26 pm

Wow, even the hurricanes are in with the climatologist’s conspiracy to destroy free innerprize.

Maybe they have that VHS tape somebody here rented….”Hurricane Sandy Slams Jamaica” and are using it for blackmail.

Marty Huggins'

October 26th, 2012
1:27 pm

Hopefully people listen and follow evacuation orders if they are given.
Doesn’t seem like one to try and ride out.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
1:28 pm

I guess if we rational people agreed to at least try not to politicize what is shaping up to be a national tragedy (some people WILL die, many many more will see their fortunes destroyed…) for, say, the next 300 posts or so, and not take the bait that some here will try to set…

Well, it won’t make a hill of beans’ worth of difference, but maybe we ought to try.

Finn McCool (The System isn't Broken; It's Fixed)

October 26th, 2012
1:28 pm

the October Surprise?

Marty Huggins'

October 26th, 2012
1:28 pm

I seriously have no idea why it says ho for my post at 1:26.

I thought I typed the following post only.

No offense was meant to any hoes

Finn McCool (The System isn't Broken; It's Fixed)

October 26th, 2012
1:29 pm

Well, they need to allow the people to vote once the power is on but I doubt many voters would be thinking about that after this hits.

ragnar danneskjold

October 26th, 2012
1:29 pm

Go buy your milk and bread now, before the four inch snowstorm hits.

getalife

October 26th, 2012
1:30 pm

mitt’s big speech is just more crying and lying about our President same ole stump speech.

Spineless and weak.

Finn McCool (The System isn't Broken; It's Fixed)

October 26th, 2012
1:31 pm

Of course Global Cooling has nothing to do with this.

Marty Huggins'

October 26th, 2012
1:31 pm

getalife
October 26th, 2012
1:30 pm

On topic as usual

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
1:32 pm

Heh! The banner ad at the top of my page is for Harrah’s Cherokee Casino.

Its slogan? “Enjoy The Thrill Of The Spin”. Oy! :D

getalife

October 26th, 2012
1:33 pm

marty,

Thanks, I do hope it turns right.

Keep Up the Good Fight! -- Super Liberal!

October 26th, 2012
1:33 pm

Climate Central reported that the jet stream winds boxing in Sandy and creating a “Frankenstorm” are part of “blocking patterns [which] have appeared with greater frequency and intensity in recent years.” Some scientists have suggested the patterns could be linked to 2012’s record Arctic sea ice loss, which exposes more open water to absorb the sun’s energy.

STEVIE RAY

October 26th, 2012
1:36 pm

The forecasters have a mixed history in this vein but I believe them however, this forecast can change at a moments notice..fun facts only an insurance geek like me generally appreciate:

The 2011 Atlantic hurricane season produced 20 tropical cyclones, 19 tropical storms, 7 hurricanes, and 4 major hurricanes. It featured an above average number of tropical storms with a near normal number of major hurricanes

The 2012 Atlantic hurricane season is a very active atlantic hurricane season in the annual cycle of tropical cyclone formation that has so far seen 19 tropical storms, 10 hurricanes, and only 1 major hurricane

“Insured catastrophe losses are down somewhere in the order of 50% from last year,” when U.S. insurers saw roughly $32 billion in losses, according to Insurance Information Institute president and economist Robert Hartwig, storm and flooding activity have declined from 2011, who adds that “Hurricane, or Tropical Storm Sandy could alter that, but it’s too soon to tell.”

Bear in mind that in instance where stikes occur in more high poverty density locations (ie New Orleans), many do not have wind/flood cover so these are not included in this number..However, if Sandy hits the forecasted area, we will see much more insured damage relative to uninsured…

Damn I love insurance:-)

Marty Huggins'

October 26th, 2012
1:36 pm

getalife
October 26th, 2012
1:33 pm

And Romney’s stump speech can help or harm the storms direction how?

getalife

October 26th, 2012
1:38 pm

Marty,

The hot air helps the hurricane.

josef

October 26th, 2012
1:39 pm

I can gather all the news I need on the weather report…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJGSHMgbB0E

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
1:40 pm

‘Hurricane Sandy Slams Jamaica’

I think I rented that VHS tape in college.

jewcowboy

October 26th, 2012
1:40 pm

Is this Mother Nature’s way of getting the candidates to finally talk about global warming?

Marty Huggins'

October 26th, 2012
1:40 pm

getalife
October 26th, 2012
1:38 pm

Awe if that was the case we would have massive hurricanes every 4 years with the amount of hot air from not only candidates of both sides of the isle but their supporters as well.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
1:43 pm

Patrick

October 26th, 2012
1:43 pm

Everyone please say it with me–

“Auntie Em, It’s a twister!! It’s a twister!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DErOM2tIfwM

Regnad Kcin

October 26th, 2012
1:44 pm

“I can gather all the news I need on the weather report…”

Thanks for that, josef! :)

getalife

October 26th, 2012
1:44 pm

“Chevron Gives $2.5 Million To House Republican Super PAC ” Aol.

Both candidates ignored climate change because of this.

ByteMe - Got ilk?

October 26th, 2012
1:45 pm

Since this will happen on Tuesday, does this put Pennsylvania back in play for Romney? :)

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
1:46 pm

we’re getting 40 mph gusts at the water

it blew my chips & salsa off the table at lunch.
oh the humanity

getalife

October 26th, 2012
1:46 pm

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
1:47 pm

“Climate Central reported that the jet stream winds boxing in Sandy and creating a “Frankenstorm” are part of “blocking patterns [which] have appeared with greater frequency and intensity in recent years.”

What constitutes “recent years”. A decade or so? You gonna base your climate change crap on a few “recent years” of data?

“Some scientists have suggested the patterns could be linked to 2012’s record Arctic sea ice loss, which exposes more open water to absorb the sun’s energy.”

Key word being “could”. Lemme know when they prove it sport.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
1:47 pm

Since this will happen on Tuesday

Election day is on the day before Halloween this year?

bookman parrot

October 26th, 2012
1:47 pm

to stands for decibels,

how would a storm be politicized. the bait? what are you talking about??

josef

October 26th, 2012
1:47 pm

REGNARD

Welcome…just getting in the mood for FNM a few hours early… :-)

He-ne-ha

Where was yore tacky red ass downstairs…damn Muscogee… :-)

ByteMe - Got ilk?

October 26th, 2012
1:48 pm

Election day is on the day before Halloween this year?

AAAUGH! Poor Romney can’t even catch a break on death and destruction in a swing state.

Georgia

October 26th, 2012
1:48 pm

Frankenstorm could be viewed as a douche for Romney. A stupifying splash of water to wash away the demicrobial voters. Like what happened in the mohammed video. It………Could……..WORK!!!!

Butch Cassidy (I)

October 26th, 2012
1:49 pm

Have the Republicans come out to blame Obama yet?

ByteMe - Got ilk?

October 26th, 2012
1:49 pm

All that hand-wringing on the part of the weather channel and NOT ONE WORD about how it’ll affect Aaron Murray’s passes.

Don’t they have ANY perspective?? :)

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
1:50 pm

how would a storm be politicized. the bait? what are you talking about??

Can someone with elementary school teaching experience handle this one for me?

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
1:50 pm

Hang tough, you folks in the path of this monster.

I can only hope that that there will not be too much suffering ahead…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIPan-rEQJA

ByteMe - Got ilk?

October 26th, 2012
1:50 pm

Have the Republicans come out to blame Obama yet?

This must be the hell fire that Erickson proclaimed was going to happen because of that “First Time” ad.

Aquagirl

October 26th, 2012
1:51 pm

Jay, I hope you have some really soothing music cued up. The meltdowns today are in dire need of a lullaby and a paci.

jewcowboy

October 26th, 2012
1:52 pm

A little Friday weatherman humor: http://youtu.be/UznHzFoKVeQ

Kamchak ~ Thug from the Steppes

October 26th, 2012
1:52 pm

Hurricane thelma is here now.

Kamchak ~ Thug from the Steppes

October 26th, 2012
1:55 pm

Election day is on the day before Halloween this year?

Why not?

Game 7 (if necessary) of The World Series is in November.

alex

October 26th, 2012
1:55 pm

Was in a hurricane in va about 10 years ago, roof crushed in,, but amazing how the city pulled together, I guarantee you this is NO FUN.

@ St. Simmons, RUN for cover, hide the children(and the mistress), the russians are coming……
pass the guacomole

Aquagirl

October 26th, 2012
1:56 pm

Hurricane thelma is here now

Hurricane? Nah. Thelma is one of those weak depressions that meanders aimlessly for a while and then fizzles in the middle of nowhere.

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
1:57 pm

‘Where was yore tacky red ass downstairs…damn Muscogee… ‘

hey josef, in & out, Q3 statements going out by today dammit.
what happened downstairs, and will i need my tommyhawk?
ha, at least we don’t have the same word for ‘thank you’ and ‘penis’

Keep Up the Good Fight! -- Super Liberal!

October 26th, 2012
1:58 pm

Speedosquirt gets smackdowned and whines from prior blog to current. But more moving the goalpost from a lying poster. Doom’s claim: Are you saying that you never even posted a link saying that Powell admits that the U.S. misrepresented WMDs to the U.N. Are you saying that you never posted a link similar to this one on that speech?… So Speedochicken moves the goal posts to: So explain again how you didn’t suggest that Powell was dishonest? Its sooooo sad to see the lies and the dishonesty of the child who then makes boom-boom.

The swirling storm is the mushroom cloud. Frankly, I don’t care what you think on the subject of climate change. You have demonstrated it’s not your expertise nor the capacity to judge.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
1:59 pm

Kamchak ~ Thug from the Steppes

October 26th, 2012
1:52 pm
Hurricane thelma is here now.

Dust devil kamchak takes note.

Mick

October 26th, 2012
1:59 pm

Well, it’s been hit and miss rain with strong winds…nothing too serious down this way. As a matter of fact, some great sunshine right now until the next band moves through. Good time to stay indoors, jam to some tunes and clean up…

Butch Cassidy (I)

October 26th, 2012
2:01 pm

THIS JUST IN: Mitt Romney points to Hurricane Sandy as an example of President Obamas failed ecological policies. The former Governor then went on to promises that on his first day in office he will construct a weather protection shield around the United States to prevent future tragedies. Film at eleven. :)

josef

October 26th, 2012
2:01 pm

jewcowboy

As Big Daddy says…unprecedented

:-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
2:02 pm

“The swirling storm is the mushroom cloud.”

kamspam

“Frankly, I don’t care what you think on the subject of climate change.”

Frankly, I disagree.

“You have demonstrated it’s not your expertise nor the capacity to judge.”

So sayeth klimatologist keep.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
2:03 pm

Keep’s hero gets a slapdown
Keep goes into meltdown

jewcowboy

October 26th, 2012
2:03 pm

josef,

I don’t want it raining men…they might get bruised. ;)

Keep Up the Good Fight! -- Super Liberal!

October 26th, 2012
2:04 pm

I do think that the Tasmanian Devil whips up more of a whirlwind than doom….. he’s more of the swirl you see in the toilet as you flush.

josef

October 26th, 2012
2:05 pm

He-ne-ha

The U-ne-ga Chief of the Liberal Plantation put up a new thread before it could get going… as usual…

“ha, at least we don’t have the same word for ‘thank you’ and ‘penis’”

Ha, yourself…from the two-spirit POV… :-)

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
2:05 pm

alex – ‘hide the children(and the mistress)…’

alex, jus guessing here, but you’re not familiar with shawnee women,
are you? that would be like 5 katrinas

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
2:06 pm

Doom — “So sayeth klimatologist keep.”

D
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C
H
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K
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:D

Jessica

October 26th, 2012
2:06 pm

As my relatives in St. Simons would say, who needs bread and milk…better stock up on beer!

josef

October 26th, 2012
2:07 pm

jewcowboy

Well, yeah, there is that… :-)

MANGLER

October 26th, 2012
2:07 pm

Just like we in the South say “it’s not the heat it’s the humidity”, Northerners need to remember that “it’s not the wind it’s the water”. Skyscrapers and brick buildings will withstand high winds pretty well. Basements and river-valley villages won’t like the storm surge and subsequent rainfall flooding. Stay safe ya’ll.

Fred ™

October 26th, 2012
2:07 pm

Jessica: There is yeast in beer just like in bread. :lol:

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
2:08 pm

“Game 7 (if necessary) of The World Series is in November.”

In liberal fantasyland world series consist of 6 game series. Such is the logic of a kook.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
2:08 pm

One place I hope is spared…

http://www.congresshall.com/

Georgia

October 26th, 2012
2:09 pm

Colin Powell’s guilt is self evident. He stood up with a laser pointer and asked, “Ist das nicht ein centrifuge?” and his staff enjoined, “Ya! Das ist Ein Centrifuge”. “Ist das nicht ein rocket launcher?” Ya, das ist ein rocket launcher.

We all saw it. Powell lied bald faced knowing full well he was lying at the bequest of Cheney, our commander in chief at the time. It’s a world wide proven fact 100% that no one disputes. So did Rice lie. Rocket tubes as centrifuges? Rice is as fit to be president as is Powell is fit to be president.

Obama is fit to be president and we’re lucky to have him. ANd Frankenstorm is the result of the chaos that rules the weather. In fact, if we could learn the math, Frankenstorm was a mathematical certainty. It has to do with solar formation, and the way nobody knows how galaxies are the necessary byproducts of black hole formation. Any human cause attributed to our climate other than local smog, a slight addition to the weight of the moon, and the aurora borealis ganham patterns are blind guesses.

Jean

October 26th, 2012
2:09 pm

People, go vote before the storm hits, or you might lose your vote!

Jessica

October 26th, 2012
2:10 pm

Yeah, but bread does not give you a buzz.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
2:10 pm

Keep Up the Good Fight! — Super Liberal!

October 26th, 2012
2:04 pm
“I do think that the Tasmanian Devil whips up more of a whirlwind than doom”

I concur. Being full of hot air I’ve no doubt that he does. You too.

Georgia on my mind....

October 26th, 2012
2:10 pm

Okay folks, remember that the polls will be open until 7 pm tonight and open back up tomorrow (Saturday, October 27). If you have any problems voting, you can call
1 866 MYVOTE 1. Mr. President we WILL give Georgia to you as an early Christmas present…If you are not sure what polling places are open for early voting check here:

http://sos.ga.gov/elections/CountyContacts/AdvanceVotingDisplay.aspx

WE GOT THIS!!!

Regnad Kcin

October 26th, 2012
2:10 pm

“In liberal fantasyland world series consist of 6 game series. Such is the logic of a kook.”

Mr. Doom – this is going to be a 4-game series…:D

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
2:11 pm

Another place, immortalized by duh brudduhz Ramone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6siGKxcKol0

What a tax cut!!!

October 26th, 2012
2:12 pm

hamiltonAZ

October 26th, 2012
2:15 pm

Anyone crunched the numbers on how the election might be affected by the storm? Here are some unscientific thoughts.
1) The camp that gets out the early vote has advantage
2) Assuming some kind of emergency power is available at polling places, working people may vote in higher numbers if there are power outages at their jobs.
3) Wealthy areas will have their power restored first and may be able to vote in higher numbers.
4) Teachers might vote in higher numbers if schools close even for a couple of days.
5) Low income people may be prioritizing survival and not vote.

Georgia

October 26th, 2012
2:15 pm

In case Frankenstorm knocks out all the power and it stays out till election night, then will Diebold volunteer to break out all the old ballot stuffer manual machines that were outlawed after the civil war?

josef

October 26th, 2012
2:15 pm

Well, even I don’t wish this on our cousins Up Nawth…

ZamVet

So, how goes the family time?

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
2:15 pm

Doom — “In liberal fantasyland world series consist of 6 game series. Such is the logic of a kook.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1935_World_Series

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1953_World_Series

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
2:16 pm

Thomas Heyward Jr

October 26th, 2012
2:17 pm

Shame!
.
It’s never too late to do wants right and…………decent.

AmericaShrugged

October 26th, 2012
2:17 pm

The Green President has been in office almost four years and we’re getting a record storm? How bout one from Spirit for Friday…It’s nature’s way of telling you somethings wrong……

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
2:18 pm

jessica, its more like, when you get to the store, all the bread & milk

are gone. So – what’ll i do with this monay?

buy beer. its so obvious.

Ronald Reagan Parkway

October 26th, 2012
2:19 pm

Just say NO to Mitt Romney…and the Charter School Amendment.

Rightwing Troll

October 26th, 2012
2:19 pm

Mittens plans an afternoon announcement in which he’ll denounce Obama for apologizing to Sandy…

Aquagirl

October 26th, 2012
2:19 pm

Anyone crunched the numbers on how the election might be affected by the storm?

6) Voting for the party of “what crazy weather?” and “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” might have less appeal.

Keep Up the Good Fight! -- Super Liberal!

October 26th, 2012
2:19 pm

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
2:21 pm

“The Green President has been in office almost four years and we’re getting a record storm?”

We’re really, really sorry you didn’t get the magic wizard president you didn’t vote for.

bman

October 26th, 2012
2:21 pm

You guys argue about hurricanes, too?

forpetesakes

Espanol

October 26th, 2012
2:23 pm

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
2:23 pm

Joe Mama,

Come on now. That was lame. You can be wittier than that. I expect better from you.

MightyRighty

October 26th, 2012
2:23 pm

“No October tropical systems in the record book have turned left into the northeast coast” except last October when it did exactly the same thing. Surely everyone can remember the New Jersey flooding and the power outages that in some cases took months to repair.

josef

October 26th, 2012
2:24 pm

Well, Joy-zee does know about hurricanes, eh, Monroe from downstairs…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHr6fiyuJJw&feature=related

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
2:24 pm

“forpetesakes”

I think you’re overestimating the leve of your importance, Pete.

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
2:25 pm

josef, thanks for asking. I had a helluva great time. Sunday afternoon it was sunny and 80 and I got to sit in my mom’s back yard and drink beer with her and my brothers.

I’ll tell my Lincoln story a bit later.

More weather related music. (With killer harmonies!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRB81pHwmcs&feature=related

Aquagirl

October 26th, 2012
2:25 pm

You guys argue about hurricanes, too?

I think they’ve regained their sanity and are now arguing about men in tight pants playing with balls.

Jm

October 26th, 2012
2:25 pm

I will be flying over it shortly.

I’ll report back any super weird things I see. :)

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
2:25 pm

KUTGF — “JHM, be careful…Doom is likely to have another meltdown and move the goalposts on you…… He can’t help it.”

He can melt down all he wants. I don’t live next to him and I don’t have to clean up after him.

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
2:26 pm

we hope its not like hurricane isaac – we will Never Forget
here’s a photo –

http://memegenerator.net/instance/25749854

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
2:27 pm

Doom — “Come on now. That was lame.”

Don’t care. You were wrong, Jay, I mean Doom.

“You can be wittier than that. I expect better from you.”

Okay, then, say something else so I can correct you, son.

MightyRighty

October 26th, 2012
2:27 pm

We’re really, really sorry you didn’t get the magic wizard president you didn’t vote for

To quote Obama, he was going to” heal the planet and make the seas recede”.

Jm

October 26th, 2012
2:27 pm

All things that “turn left” are bad! :)

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
2:29 pm

An open question to the forum.

Do any of you know anything about the Masons/Shriners? Specifically here in Atlanta?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4-IZTZkTY8

Kamchak ~ Thug from the Steppes

October 26th, 2012
2:31 pm

At a press conference this afternoon Mitt Romney will explain how tax cuts for the uber rich will prevent hurricanes.

GT

October 26th, 2012
2:32 pm

The right reminds me a guy who just found out his charge card doesn’t work. They have been arguing this, “no such thing as global warming” so long that when it is returned to them address unknown they are frozen in the reality they are once again backing the wrong horse.

You ever notice when this herd of fools are wrong it very often has dead bodies involved. And I not talking the one or two package I mean a wholesale disaster. Maybe that is Romney’s secret plan.

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
2:32 pm

it is ironic (so they won’t notice it) that the cons pray to the

the baby jesus for a left turn.

heheh – don’t worry cons. you’ll get your left turn on Nov 7th

bman

October 26th, 2012
2:32 pm

josef

October 26th, 2012
2:32 pm

ZamVet

Masons? Ask Brosephus when he comes in…

Regnad Kcin

October 26th, 2012
2:33 pm

“All things that “turn left” are bad!”

THAT…would be Mitt…

:D

Jm

October 26th, 2012
2:34 pm

My neighborhood association people just emailed me upset about all the new Romney signs and soliciting people to put up lots of Obama signs.

The only reason these people have my email is for neighborhood reasons.

I’m pretty sure this means they’ve violated their tax exempt status. But maybe someone knows something I don’t about this sort of thing.

All I can say is Obama people are obnoxious. Now emailing the whole neighborhood association to push their side.

Dems will stop at nothing…. Including violating all southern sensibilities of propriety

Mick

October 26th, 2012
2:34 pm

Sometimes you just get the weather you get, not the weather you want. Such is life, don’t really see how this affects the election…

MightyRighty

October 26th, 2012
2:34 pm

And here is the truth:

Fox News has learned from sources who were on the ground in Benghazi that an urgent request from the CIA annex for military back-up during the attack on the U.S. consulate and subsequent attack several hours later on the annex itself was denied by the CIA chain of command — who also told the CIA operators twice to “stand down” rather than help the ambassador’s team when shots were heard at approximately 9:40 p.m. in Benghazi on Sept. 11.

Former Navy SEAL Tyrone Woods was part of a small team who was at the CIA annex about a mile from the U.S. consulate where Ambassador Chris Stevens and his team came under attack. When he and others heard the shots fired, they informed their higher-ups at the annex to tell them what they were hearing and requested permission to go to the consulate and help out. They were told to “stand down,” according to sources familiar with the exchange. Soon after, they were again told to “stand down.”

Woods and at least two others ignored those orders and made their way to the consulate which at that point was on fire. Shots were exchanged. The rescue team from the CIA annex evacuated those who remained at the consulate and Sean Smith, who had been killed in the initial attack. They could not find the ambassador and returned to the CIA annex at about midnight.

At that point, they called again for military support and help because they were taking fire at the CIA safe house, or annex. The request was denied. There were no communications problems at the annex, according those present at the compound. The team was in constant radio contact with their headquarters. In fact, at least one member of the team was on the roof of the annex manning a heavy machine gun when mortars were fired at the CIA compound. The security officer had a laser on the target that was firing and repeatedly requested back-up support from a Spectre gunship, which is commonly used by U.S. Special Operations forces to provide support to Special Operations teams on the ground involved in intense firefights. The fighting at the CIA annex went on for more than four hours — enough time for any planes based in Sigonella Air base, just 480 miles away, to arrive. Fox News has also learned that two separate Tier One Special operations forces were told to wait, among them Delta Force operators.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
2:35 pm

You are like a hurricane
There’s calm in your eye.
And I’m gettin’ blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I’m getting blown away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KxiEjPCXA8

AtlSteve

October 26th, 2012
2:35 pm

Anybody see George W Bush when this storm started?

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
2:35 pm

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
2:36 pm

“To quote Obama, he was going to” heal the planet and make the seas recede”.”

Liar

“This was the moment when … the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.”

Regnad Kcin

October 26th, 2012
2:36 pm

sdb – I was just trying to decide on my favorite version – you beat me to the punch! :)

Kamchak ~ Thug from the Steppes

October 26th, 2012
2:40 pm

Brother AmVet

Way back then, when freshmen weren’t allowed to play varsity football, the Shriners sponsored the annual junior varsity game on Thanksgiving Day between the bullpups and the baby jackets at Grant Field to benefit The Scottish Rite Children’s Hospital. The slogan was, “Strong legs will run that weak legs may walk.”

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
2:41 pm

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
2:42 pm

straitroad

October 26th, 2012
2:42 pm

Jay, so now you’re a weather man, huh….I expected a topic such as this from you today given the news that 3 requests were made to assist the consulate in Libya and were DENIED. This is getting more and more sickening as the days go by. But hey, thanks for the update on the storm. You must not have any mirrors in your house.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
2:43 pm

I’m pretty sure this means they’ve violated their tax exempt status. But maybe someone knows something I don’t about this sort of thing.

possibly, if so, then they’ll have to wait their turn until after the Federales have finished investigating the fundamentalist churches who participated in “Pulpit Freedom Sunday”, recently.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/oct/25/taxman-mum-pastors-challenge-political-restriction/?utm_source=RSS_Feed&utm_medium=RSS

East Cobb RINO, Inc. (LLC)

October 26th, 2012
2:43 pm

Somewhere Mitt Romney is saying: “If I were President, this hurricane would have never been allowed to get this big. I would have taken aggressive measures to weaken it immediately. President Obama is showing weakness to this hurricane and before long all the other hurricanes are gonna know the US is weak and vulnerable to hurricanes and they will keep coming. People want to know when this administration first became aware of the hurricane and why they did not act sooner and what information is being withheld that shows they acted with callous disregard to the entire east coast of the United States. When I am President I will put a place a comprehensive and permanent solution to stop these hurricanes before they threaten the Unite States.”

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
2:44 pm

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
2:44 pm

” expected a topic such as this from you today given the news that 3 requests were made to assist the consulate in Libya and were DENIED”

blogspot.com is ready when you are

deegee

October 26th, 2012
2:44 pm

Excuse me, Might Righty. Our esteemed Senator, Saxby Chambliss is the Vice Chairman on the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence. What did he know and when?

josef

October 26th, 2012
2:47 pm

ZamVet

Don’t know a lot about the Shriner’s but they do have a lot of fun and they do some good work for children burn victims…we always put our coins in their cans…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WN-z7IzjXE&feature=related

Splavistic

October 26th, 2012
2:47 pm

Obama’s team better be prepared. He doesn’t need this to be his Katrina moment. Good luck to the east coast. Think of ways we can survive this climate change that is rapidly taking place…

Redneck Convert (R--and proud of it)

October 26th, 2012
2:48 pm

Well, it’s the Lord’s Will to pass over the righteous Southren states that support Romney and hit the librul Northren states that support Obama with a big-azz hurricane. And heck, Romney might win the Northren states when all those libruls can’t come out and vote.

The Lord’s Will is a mighty powerful thing.

Bill Orvis White

October 26th, 2012
2:48 pm

HERE WE GO AGAIN: We need more big government regulations to prevent this disaster from happening. I’ll think that it’s a must to vote to re-elect King Hussein Obama to protect us from this mess. Gimme a break.

The best thing that those of us with common sense can hope for is that the socialistic libs will stay home cleaning up their messes instead of going to the pols to re-elect this failed “president.”

Amen, Bill

josef

October 26th, 2012
2:50 pm

bookman parrot

October 26th, 2012
2:51 pm

to stand for decibels,
you’re giving your typical smart mouth, with no valid answer or point.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
2:52 pm

“I don’t live next to him and I don’t have to clean up after him.”

And I don’t have to empty your poop bag Joe.

“Don’t care. You were wrong, Jay, I mean Doom.”

Sure you care. Or else ya wouldn’t be pining for my attention punkin.

“Okay, then, say something else so I can correct you, son.”

You’re still lame. No correction needed on that little girlie.

bookman parrot

October 26th, 2012
2:53 pm

to stand for decibels
sounds like your paranoia is taking over.

Mick

October 26th, 2012
2:53 pm

The president has not been a failure but the republican party has…

Kamchak ~ Thug from the Steppes

October 26th, 2012
2:54 pm

to stand for decibels,
you’re giving your typical smart mouth…

Infinitely better than having a typical “dumb” mouth.

Like a parrot.

I'm a liberal and believe everything I read and nothing the other side comes up with...cause we're smart and they are not

October 26th, 2012
2:54 pm

Maybe the low information voters stock up on the bull for the storm and forget about voting. Maybe?

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
2:57 pm

you’re giving your typical smart mouth, with no valid answer or point.

parrot, I bend over backwards to work with people who make earnest, honest requests for clarification, from the right or left side of the aisle.

But there is no way anyone who manages to (presumably) dress himself and work a com-pyoo-ter is actually so flipping stupid that he can’t possibly imagine how a storm could be politicized.

No way. No how. Nuh uh.

UNCLE SAMANTHA

October 26th, 2012
2:58 pm

ITS NOT STRANGE
its nature sending FOREWARNINGS

OBAMA is getting re-elected
and there is a killer storm moving LEFT
with nothing but destruction on its mind
we are about to see things we’ve never seen before

proving ALLAH has a sense of humor

Finn McCool (The System isn't Broken; It's Fixed)

October 26th, 2012
2:59 pm

stock up on the bull

red bull?

JKL2

October 26th, 2012
2:59 pm

-I’m reminded of the horror and awe I felt looking at the satellite pictures of Hurricane Katrina before it reached shore, knowing the damage and destruction it seemed certain to cause.

Translation: It’s Bush’s fault. (exception being any damage to Massachusetts will be attributed to Romney)

Finn McCool (The System isn't Broken; It's Fixed)

October 26th, 2012
3:00 pm

Snooki is right in the path of that thing. Maybe she could twist her butt and knock it back out to sea?

godless heathen

October 26th, 2012
3:00 pm

Computer models my arse! What do the wooly caterpillers and daddy-long leg spiders say about it?

Think I’ll rent Perfect Storm for the weekend.

Finn McCool (The System isn't Broken; It's Fixed)

October 26th, 2012
3:01 pm

W should get this hurricane right – there are mostly white people in its path.

catlady

October 26th, 2012
3:02 pm

I can hear Oral Robberts now: God is sending this storm to show his displeasure with our current President. (Sort of like Katrina to New Orleans and AIDS to the gays, you know.)

godless heathen

October 26th, 2012
3:02 pm

Where’s Redneck Convert? I might need an emergency delivery of canned goods to get me through this unprecedented hurricane. I hear it’s going to get pretty bad in Macon.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
3:03 pm

Computer models my arse!

“My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it!”

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
3:03 pm

all hail Bill Orvis White – can we get him a wang at the Grady School?

Grasshopper

October 26th, 2012
3:04 pm

So what would happen if a storm of this magnitude were to hit on the day before election? Would it be postponed?

0311/8541/5811/1811/1801

October 26th, 2012
3:05 pm

REPUBLICAN PLOT TO SUPPRESS THE LIBERAL VOTE

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
3:05 pm

“What do the wooly caterpillers and daddy-long leg spiders say about it?”

Don’t know about the daddy-long-legs, but:

Woolly worm predicts snowy winter in western NC

Read more here: http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/10/20/2424489/woolly-worm-to-make-nc-winter.html#storylink=cpy

:-)

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
3:06 pm

I can hear Oral Robberts now

dang, you made me look it up. Yep, ol’ Anal is STILL dead.

Don’t scare me like that.

DebbieDoRight - A Do Right Woman

October 26th, 2012
3:06 pm

Hurricane? Nah. Thelma is one of those weak depressions that meanders aimlessly for a while and then fizzles in the middle of nowhere.

TRUE STORY — Well, as you know AqG – Thelma was originally the talking jackazz on that popular show, “Brain dead — The Conned Story”; and Thelma, the talking jackazz is seen in cameos braying and clapping on command everytime the words, “Obama is doing a great job at _______________”

When Thelma hears these words, she starts braying nonstop for hours on end.

Rightwing Troll

October 26th, 2012
3:06 pm

“All things that “turn left” are bad! ”

Does that include NASCAR???

Grasshopper

October 26th, 2012
3:07 pm

“Excuse me, Might Righty. Our esteemed Senator, Saxby Chambliss is the Vice Chairman on the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence. What did he know and when?”

Except we haven’t heard any BS stories coming from Saxby concerning Libya, have we?

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:07 pm

Doom — “And I don’t have to empty your poop bag Joe.”

Good to know I’m in your head, Doom. (giggling) :D

“Sure you care. Or else ya wouldn’t be pining for my attention punkin.”

Son, I don’t need your attention any more than I need the attention of the targets down at the shooting range. You were an easy target, so I took the shot. Simple as that. (snicker) :D

“You’re still lame. No correction needed on that little girlie.”

I’d rather be lame and right than an overbearing blowhard who’s usually wrong. :D

Rightwing Troll

October 26th, 2012
3:07 pm

I see the afternoon’s gooey, drudgey, rightwingy talking points are out and duly assimilated…

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
3:08 pm

Kam and jo, sweeeet.

I know they host the Nebraska Shrine Bowl, the annual All-Star Football Game for graduating high school seniors in the State of Nebraska. The money raised goes to the hospitals, of course.

I made the holy mecca for all Huskers fans, near and far, to that hallowed football ground, Memorial Stadium in Lincoln. And have the photos of me and my bro in the end zone to prove it! The security guy, Sameer, was so awesome, he bent the rules and took us inside the joint!

What a thrill…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p_deqVPR-w

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:08 pm

F. McCool — “W should get this hurricane right – there are mostly white people in its path.”

Ever been to Newark?

0311/8541/5811/1811/1801

October 26th, 2012
3:10 pm

St Simons

October 26th, 2012
3:10 pm

‘The president has not been a failure but the republican party has…’

mick on the contrary. they’re goin out with a spectacular bang, like
out-sourced chinese fireworks

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
3:12 pm

Damn.

I’m really trying hard to be Friday cool, but alas, whenever I read the name of the senior US Senator from Georgia, it is hard not to feel some slight revulsion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gDhR1R3S0s

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
3:12 pm

“Maybe the low information voters stock up on the bull for the storm and forget about voting. Maybe?”

Do you live in the Northeast or just make a habit of stocking up on “bull” as a regular task?

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:12 pm

G. Hopper — “So what would happen if a storm of this magnitude were to hit on the day before election? Would it be postponed?”

I do not believe so. I think that Federal law *requires* that all ballots be cast or received (in the case of mailed or absentee ballots) by a certain time on Election Day. There might be exceptions for overseas or military voters, but I’m not clear on that.

If I lived in the path of the storm, I’d be doing my best to vote ASAP before the storm got to my house.

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:13 pm

SfD — “dang, you made me look it up. Yep, ol’ Anal is STILL dead.”

Where’s that 900-foot Jesus when you need him?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_900_Ft._Jesus

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
3:14 pm

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
3:15 pm

” There might be exceptions for overseas or military voters, but I’m not clear on that”

If I remember correctly, they have to be postmarked no later than midnight on Election day. That’s why even when the election clearly goes to one winner, it’s not an official count until enough time has passed (can’t remember how much time that is) before it’s declared official.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
3:16 pm

Grasshopper @ 3.04, I would like to believe that there are provisions for emergencies to delay final tallying if something catastrophic like this were to hit on Election day, although JHM seems to know differently. [shrug.]

As it is, I imagine Sandy might affect early voting on these states in the path. Except…

http://www.ncsl.org/legislatures-elections/elections/absentee-and-early-voting.aspx

there isn’t any early voting in those states, save for MD, and the chances of Romney somehow taking THAT one…? nah.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
3:16 pm

Doom — “And I don’t have to empty your poop bag Joe.”

Good to know I’m in your head, Doom. (giggling)-Joe Mama

Yeah. You are. The thought of your crap bag stinking up the room is nauseating me as I type. But apparently I must be all up inside your head since you are always eager to attain my attentions day in day out.

“Sure you care. Or else ya wouldn’t be pining for my attention punkin.”

“Son, I don’t need your attention any more than I need the attention of the targets down at the shooting range.”

You don’t need my attention. And yet you continue to post for me.

“You were an easy target, so I took the shot. Simple as that. (snicker)”

And you’re too easy of a target. Which is why I usually ignore you.

“You’re still lame. No correction needed on that little girlie.”

I’d rather be lame and right than an overbearing blowhard who’s usually wrong.

You would rather be….No worries. You’re lame, a blowhard, and always wrong.

Georgia

October 26th, 2012
3:16 pm

Point of order: It’s not a hurricane, it’s a Frankenstorm. Its unprecedented in that it came from the south atlantic and made it’s way through the Carribean, and then threatened the US coast. That means that there’s no defense against it and we’re all sitting ducks. Why doesn’t anybody do something? If that hurricane become a category five, then we’ll have to let the supreme court pick our president again. A category four and maybe Obama gets a couple dozen electoral votes. Category three, it’s only a historic landslide for Romney. A two or a one and Romney wins by a respectable margin. This Frankenstorm is ruining everything!!!!

kayaker 71

October 26th, 2012
3:17 pm

So, now some young actress on the Bozo web site is pandering for the 18 and over first time female vote by comparing voting for Bozo being the same as losing your virginity. “It’s got to be with the right guy”, she prattles. “You wouldn’t want it to be with just anybody”. Hey, Bookman……. what say you? Is this part of the Bozo cool that you are so enamored with? Would you want them talking to your daughters this way? This is disgusting.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
3:17 pm

Ok, here is one possibility. That still-very-low-probability prospect of Romney winning the popular vote but losing the electoral vote becomes somewhat more likely, because the states affected are generally quite blue, will still go for Obama, but the overall vote there would be depressed. Maybe? dunno.

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
3:17 pm

It was weird but I dreamed of tornadoes the other night when I was in Neb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de7hzCzGV2g

DebbieDoRight - A Do Right Woman

October 26th, 2012
3:18 pm

catlady: I can hear Oral Robberts now…

Every time i hear his name I have to stop myself from laughing hysterically. Honestly, I think his mother must’ve REALLY hated him to name him “Oral”. Imagine the taunts, the fights, the bullying he must’ve suffered at school! And then when the teachers got through laughing at him, the students took over.

She should’ve just named him “Sh##tHead” It would’ve at least been better than “Oral”.
========================

I expected a topic such as this from you today given the news that 3 requests were made to assist the consulate in Libya and were DENIED. This is getting more and more sickening as the days go by. But hey, thanks for the update on the storm. You must not have any mirrors in your house.

I’m always amazed why, if the Conned HATE the subject that Jay writes about, yet they keep coming back!! I guess secretly they really love him……

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
3:19 pm

Oral Roberts?

Was it Falwell or Roberston who once said that God would send a storm to destroy Orlando because Disney started having gay friendly day or week?

Those charlatans will say anything to keep their flocks gazing and grazing.

getalife

October 26th, 2012
3:19 pm

kay,

I like the ad.

It is not for old angry cons.

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:20 pm

SfD — “there isn’t any early voting in those states, save for MD”

Wow. That might very well change some things in the election if the storm does a lot of damage and there are no provisions for voting. I did not realize that so many states simply didn’t permit early voting at all.

DebbieDoRight - A Do Right Woman

October 26th, 2012
3:22 pm

k71 – So, now some young actress on the Bozo web site is pandering for the 18 and over first time female vote by comparing voting for Bozo being the same as losing your virginity.

What a dirty mind you have!! :wink:

Would you want them talking to your daughters this way? This is disgusting.

Huh? You’re talking about the same generation that watches “16 & Pregnant”, “Punked” and “Real Housewives”? HAHAHAHAHA!!! Too funny k71!! To dang funny!!!

kayaker 71

October 26th, 2012
3:24 pm

getalife, 3:19,

You like the ad. I’m not surprised. It ain’t for first time female voters as well. Have any daughters, getalife? Think this idiot ought to be addressing your kids this way? I thought we had reached the bottom of the barrel. Guess not.

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
3:24 pm

Jam

Great selection with the ABB…………..

Always a winner

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
3:24 pm

…keep their flocks gazing and grazing.

Sad, yet funny at the same time, TBS!

Thankfully, Christianity is not a religion. (grin)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8ftRFb2Ac

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
3:26 pm

Jam

I am diffenetly not calling out all preachers and evangelists, but those two are pathetic……. at best.

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:26 pm

Doom — “Yeah. You are. The thought of your crap bag stinking up the room is nauseating me as I type.”

Good. I like it when you’re uncomfortable. It makes you more careless and liable to screw up. (laughing) :D

“But apparently I must be all up inside your head since you are always eager to attain my attentions day in day out.”

Doom, I hardly respond to you any more, if you hadn’t noticed. I prefer to discourse with people with a modicum of intelligence and a certain minimum level of self-control. Face it, son, you simply don’t measure up. (giggling) :D

“You don’t need my attention. And yet you continue to post for me.”

Silly Doom. YOU posted for ME. Thanks for that gift post about the World Series, son. It’s always fun to jab you when you eff up and post some dumbspit like that. (snicker) :D

“And you’re too easy of a target. Which is why I usually ignore you.”

You should probably ignore me today, since you’ve already been slapped down about the World Series. Maybe you could go back to provoking Jay and see how that works out for you. (laughing) :D

“You would rather be….No worries. You’re lame, a blowhard, and always wrong.”

Doom, just hush up before you fall further behind, son. (laughing, pointing) :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_World_Series

Grasshopper

October 26th, 2012
3:26 pm

I’m envisioning all sorts of lawsuits due to Frankenstorm now along the lines that people were denied their right to vote because of downed trees and blown-off-foundation polling places. I bet Gloria Allred is licking her big fake choppers.

Redneck Convert (R--and proud of it)

October 26th, 2012
3:26 pm

Oral Roberts?

Well, some of you young’uns really missed out when you was born too late to see old Oral on TV. Those cries of HEAL JAESUS! would ring in your ears for days after you saw the program. There was always the sight of some old crone getting Oral’s hand on her forehead and then getting up and throwing away the crutches and walking out. And you knew you was getting near the end of the program when Oral talked to you about how important it was for you to mail in a offering to support the healing.

td

October 26th, 2012
3:27 pm

God is sending a message that he is not happy that the DEMS put abortion till birth, full support of state sanctioned sodomy in their platform and denied him 3 times at the convention.

kayaker 71

October 26th, 2012
3:28 pm

Debbie, 3:22,

Last time I looked, none of these inane TV shows were running for the presidency of the United States. If this is your idea of the norm in presidential elections, you have a lot to learn. No wonder you are a whining liberal.

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
3:28 pm

definitely……….

0311/8541/5811/1811/1801

October 26th, 2012
3:29 pm

“Is Obama’s ‘firewall’ crumbling? Romney draws level with President in ’safe state’ of Wisconsin”

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223657/Is-Obamas-firewall-crumbling-Romney-draws-level-President-safe-state-Wisconsin.html#ixzz2AR2LYOhA

bman

October 26th, 2012
3:29 pm

TBS .. .. You on an IPhone ?

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
3:29 pm

“God is sending a message that he is not happy that the DEMS put abortion till birth, full support of state sanctioned sodomy in their platform and denied him 3 times at the convention.”

Did he call or email you with that information?

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
3:29 pm

I see that Debbiedoright is still mad about me calling out her bs about Romney outsourcing the other day. All she could muster was some nonsense about protests 12 years after Romney left.

DebbieDoRight - A Do Right Woman

October 26th, 2012
3:30 pm

td– God told me he wasn’t going to vote in this election. He believes in the separation of church and state too much……

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
3:31 pm

Redneck

Earnest Angsly was also good at healing as well.

Benny Hinn seems to have taken it to another level………

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:31 pm

td — “God is sending a message that he is not happy that the DEMS put abortion till birth, full support of state sanctioned sodomy in their platform and denied him 3 times at the convention.”

When there’s a Cat 5 hurricane in Los Angeles and an 8.6 earthquake in New York City, then I might take that god business seriously.

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
3:31 pm

“God is sending a message ”

Isn’t there an injunction in the Bible about not speaking for God?

Child, please

October 26th, 2012
3:32 pm

The comment about ‘vote now’ is a stunner. I already see Dems calling for the polls to stay open another month if they lose.

saywhat?

October 26th, 2012
3:32 pm

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-10-26/economy-in-u-s-expands-at-2-annual-rate-more-than-forecast.html

Bad news for Republicans, but good news for the rest of us. Maybe the hurricane will cheer them up a little, and give them something else to blame on Obama.

kayaker 71

October 26th, 2012
3:32 pm

And then this airhead goes on to say…..”My first time was with Obama”. Wonder what Michelle had to say about that?

DebbieDoRight - A Do Right Woman

October 26th, 2012
3:35 pm

k71: Last time I looked, none of these inane TV shows were running for the presidency of the United States. If this is your idea of the norm in presidential elections, you have a lot to learn. No wonder you are a whining liberal.

What is it a slow day today and you can’t find anything else to be outraged about? I know i heard Boortz talking about that crap today, (he also compared Obama to Hitler — but that’s another story); but honestly, if you watch commercials on television you see and hear more sexual innuendos than what was in that commercial!!

I swear, you guys should really chill out before you give yourselves a heart attack.

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:35 pm

C. Please — “The comment about ‘vote now’ is a stunner.”

Why?

Wouldn’t you want your vote to count? If your state offers early voting, why not take advantage of it before the storm’s expected to approach your area?

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
3:35 pm

Enter your comments here”And then this airhead goes on to say…..”My first time was with Obama”. Wonder what Michelle had to say about that?”

Get your head out of the gutter?

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
3:37 pm

Romney draws level with President in ’safe state’ of Wisconsin”

suuurrre he does. In Scotty Rassmussen-land, in one poll, cited by a right-wing Brit tabloid.

Cling much?

(for the record, Nate Silver’s 538 compiler has Obama up by a polling average of 4.2%, and an 85% probability of taking that state.)

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
3:38 pm

TBS, I agree.

The people squawking loudest about their religion are usually the phoniest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Pit2WJ6dI

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
3:39 pm

Doom, I hardly respond to you any more, if you hadn’t noticed. I prefer to discourse with people with a modicum of intelligence and a certain minimum level of self-control. Face it, son, you simply don’t measure up. (giggling)

“You don’t need my attention. And yet you continue to post for me.”

Silly Doom. YOU posted for ME. Thanks for that gift post about the World Series, son. It’s always fun to jab you when you eff up and post some dumbspit like that. (snicker)

“And you’re too easy of a target. Which is why I usually ignore you.”

“You should probably ignore me today, since you’ve already been slapped down about the World Series.”

Slapped down about the world series? Silly Joe. Your point had no relevance missy. But go on thinking that if it makes you feel better to argue about a world series from 1935. Geez.

“Maybe you could go back to provoking Jay and see how that works out for you. (laughing)”

It worked out just fine seeing as how the research vindicated me.

“Doom, I hardly respond to you any more, if you hadn’t noticed.”

Dude, I never respond to you any more, if you hadn’t noticed.

If there is dialogue its because you always try to take a shot at me and end up getting beaten down. Just like the last few posts between us on this thread alone.

“I prefer to discourse with people with a modicum of intelligence and a certain minimum level of self-control.”

Sure ya do son. Which is why you’ve posted to me on numerous occasions in the past. The fact that you are too damn stupid to realize that obvious fact doesn’t surpise me in the least.

“Face it, son, you simply don’t measure up. (giggling)”

And yet you keep posting to the guy that “simply does’t measure up”. Too funny!

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October 26th, 2012
3:39 pm

JamVet:

For your weekend pleasure ………………..

“Religion emphasizes precepts, propositions, performance, production, programs, promotion, percentages, etc. Christianity emphasizes the Person of Jesus Christ, and His life lived out through the receptive Christian believer.

Christianity is not religion! Christianity is Christ! Christianity is “Christ-in-you-ity.” Jesus Christ did not found a religion to remember and reiterate His teaching. Christianity is the personal, spiritual presence of the risen and living Lord Jesus Christ, manifesting His life and character in Christians, i.e. “Christ-ones.” Paul explained, “It is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the life I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave Himself up for me” (Gal. 2:20).”

http://www.christinyou.net/pages/Xnotrel.html

86 more days

October 26th, 2012
3:39 pm

You libs crack me up………….you post something to someone calling them all kinds of names, spewing your lies, then you have the nerve to claim “causing a meltdown”, when in reality it is you who is melting.
When are you guys going to grow up and start accepting some responsibility?

saywhat?

October 26th, 2012
3:40 pm

http://www.freep.com/article/20121026/BUSINESS01/121026036/Obama-Chrysler-Romney-s-claim-of-Jeep-outsourcing-to-China-is-false?odyssey=mod%7Cnewswell%7Ctext%7CFRONTPAGE%7Cp

Surprise, surprise. Romney is lying again.
Who will lie about the hurricane first, Romney or his dedicated sheep here at Bookman’s?

Jay

October 26th, 2012
3:41 pm

The effectiveness of the Lena Dunham ad with its targeted audience will be equal to or greater than the outrage it stirs among Republicans. Which means it will do very well indeed. If you don’t get the humor, that’s because you’re not supposed to get the humor.

Besides, as Ronald Reagan said back in 1980, “I know what it’s like to pull the Republican lever for the first time, because I used to be a Democrat myself, and I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great.”

Oh, and music.

0311/8541/5811/1811/1801

October 26th, 2012
3:41 pm

86 more days:

Thank you.

Doggone/GA

October 26th, 2012
3:42 pm

“but honestly, if you watch commercials on television you see and hear more sexual innuendos than what was in that commercial!!”

I used to date a guy that could find a sexual spin on even the most inane statements. That got old REAL quick, which is why I don’t see him anymore. But sometimes I wish we did…I’d buy him the book “What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex” by Sheridan Simove

It’s a book with 200 blank pages

godless heathen

October 26th, 2012
3:43 pm

When there’s a Cat 5 hurricane in Los Angeles and an 8.6 earthquake in New York City, then I might take that god business seriously.

;)

saywhat?

October 26th, 2012
3:44 pm

I have a college age daughter and she thinks the ad is funny. I bet Bob Dole enjoyed it too.

stands for decibels

October 26th, 2012
3:45 pm

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
3:47 pm

Doom — “Slapped down about the world series? Silly Joe. Your point had no relevance missy. But go on thinking that if it makes you feel better to argue about a world series from 1935. Geez.”

You made a claim, I disproved it. Case closed, son. :D

“It worked out just fine seeing as how the research vindicated me.”

Maybe you should go back and see if all your posts are still there, (snicker) :D

“Dude, I never respond to you any more, if you hadn’t noticed.”

Well, that would kind of follow from me rarely posting at you, Doom. (laughing, pointing) :D

“If there is dialogue its because you always try to take a shot at me and end up getting beaten down. Just like the last few posts between us on this thread alone.”

Doom, in the last year and a half, you haven’t beaten me *yet,* son. (laughing) :D

“Sure ya do son. Which is why you’ve posted to me on numerous occasions in the past. The fact that you are too damn stupid to realize that obvious fact doesn’t surpise me in the least.”

Oh, Doom, if you’re going to play the Here’s What You Meant game with me and try to rewrite my posts again, I’m just going to have to mark one more LOSE in your column. (giggling) :D

“And yet you keep posting to the guy that “simply does’t measure up”. Too funny!”

Well, you ARE one of my internet chew-toys. And with that World Series mistake of yours today, you’re ripe for the taunting. (laughing, pointing) :D

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October 26th, 2012
3:48 pm

kayaker 71

October 26th, 2012
3:51 pm

Bookman, 3:41,

Anything to win, is that it? What ever happened to taste, decency and demeanor? Guess that got left at the door. Humor? Is that what you call this idiocy? It’s disgusting and has no place in a presidential campaign by either side. You liberals sure do like the ladies, do you not? Give ‘em free birth control so they can copulate as much as they want…..then if that doesn’t work, there’s always Planned Parenthood just down the street to take care of the result. Then publish an ad on the official presidential website that likens voting for this buffoon to having your first romp…… with him, no less. You just can’t make this stuff up.

0311/8541/5811/1811/1801

October 26th, 2012
3:51 pm

stands for decibles:

How sad it is to be so close ………… yet so far. Don’t make that mistake.

“Then (King) Agrippa said unto Paul, ‘Almost thou persuadest me to be a Christian’.”

Acts 26:28 (KJV)

JamVet

October 26th, 2012
3:52 pm

I just watched the ad and in a word, it was ………………….. dumb.

So what? I mean dumb in the best kind of way.

Kids are dumb.

Hell, I’m still dumb.

And some people are so hung up think they are not, but they are.

Dumb.

alex

October 26th, 2012
3:54 pm

Jay, call me simple, but your quote about Reagan means exactly what?,Over my head , for sure,,

“internet chew-toys”—–difficult to follow that or even get near it, RUFF,RUFF

and quoting Jethro Tull, I’d rather quote John Belushi “BULLS;*&% ( or Obama)

Stay Safe, Read ,enjoy I-285 backups, and be “The man in the Arena”

Jay

October 26th, 2012
3:57 pm

kayaker, it’s cute to see conservatives so concerned about the tender ears of young American women after hearing so many of them chortle in delight at Sandra Fluke being called a slut and prostitute.

JKL2

October 26th, 2012
4:01 pm

stands- Romney draws level with President in ’safe state’ of Wisconsin” suuurrre he does. In Scotty Rassmussen-land, in one poll, cited by a right-wing Brit tabloid.

Next thing you”ll be hearing Scott Walker has a chance of winning his recall election…

Wisconsin would be a good state if they could get rid of the Social Republic of Madison and the Welfare Capitol of Milwaukee.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
4:05 pm

“You made a claim, I disproved it. Case closed, son.”

That’s what’s so funny Joe. I never made a “claim”. I made a joke that liberal logic dictates a 6 game world series. And you come up with some nonsense to prove a non-existent claim. Geez. Only in your one upmanship world do you go around proving wrong non-existent claims.

“It worked out just fine seeing as how the research vindicated me.”-Doom

Maybe you should go back and see if all your posts are still there, (snicker)- JHM

And if they’re not then that’s just further proof.

“Dude, I never respond to you any more, if you hadn’t noticed.”-Doom

Well, that would kind of follow from me rarely posting at you, Doom. (laughing, pointing)-JHM

Joe back at work not making sense again. Typical.

“If there is dialogue its because you always try to take a shot at me and end up getting beaten down. Just like the last few posts between us on this thread alone.”-Doom

Doom, in the last year and a half, you haven’t beaten me *yet,* son. (laughing)-JHM

And of course if that were true then you wouldn’t keep trying to come after me after every humiliation. Bruno used to also beat you down regularly and I noticed that every time he would come on you would also try to immediately go after him. Just another angry and obsessed lib. Why so angry at life Joe? Is it a poop bag thing?

“Sure ya do son. Which is why you’ve posted to me on numerous occasions in the past. The fact that you are too damn stupid to realize that obvious fact doesn’t surpise me in the least.”-JHM

Oh, Doom, if you’re going to play the Here’s What You Meant game with me and try to rewrite my posts again, I’m just going to have to mark one more LOSE in your column. (giggling)-JHM

Trying to deflect from the fact that I’m right aint gonna change it missy. You say I don’t measure up but then you have a long history of approaching a guy that you say doesn’t measure up. Your fellow libs are reading this and realizing just how stupid that sounds.

“And yet you keep posting to the guy that “simply does’t measure up”. Too funny!”

Well, you ARE one of my internet chew-toys. And with that World Series mistake of yours today, you’re ripe for the taunting. (laughing, pointing)JHM

Oh. Otay. So at first you said that you don’t post to me because I “simply don’t measure up”. Then when you realize just how damn stupid that sounds you change it to something along the lines of “well I really post to you cause you’re a chewtoy”. Sure buddy. Keep changing your tune and moving the goal posts after I make ya look stupid.

World series? There goes Joe again. Proving false a non-existent claim. Good grief. This guy is a piece of work.

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October 26th, 2012
4:06 pm

Jay:

Don’t forget the things Mrs. Romney was called.

kayaker 71

October 26th, 2012
4:06 pm

Bookman, 3:57,

My point is that this sort of thing has no place in a presidential election unless you are so desperate for votes that you will stoop to anything. I didn’t agree with Rush’s description of Fluke, as well. This is a presidential election. It should be above petty crap like this. The social norm in this country has hit rock bottom when someone considers this ad to have humor. Of course, Bozo has been “cool” for sometime now, has he not? He just has a bit of trouble running a country. So, we need to leave this stuff at the door, no matter who publishes it and tries to be funny. The presidency is too special for that kind of ad to appear on an official presidential web site. Makes him look like the buffoon that we knew he was all along.

DebbieDoRight - A Do Right Woman

October 26th, 2012
4:06 pm

It’s a book with 200 blank pages

Too funny DG!! Too funny!!

k71 — If the ad offends you then do like the bible says, cut off your ears………. :mrgreen:

Regnad Kcin

October 26th, 2012
4:11 pm

Wow, Joe! You sure got under Mr. Doom’s skin! You’ve got him saying things like,

“Maybe you should go back and see if all your posts are still there, (snicker)- JHM
And if they’re not then that’s just further proof. ”

I’m still hoping for a four-game series – although, by con logic, that’s probably more liberal than a six-game series, or something…

*scratches head and shrugs*

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
4:11 pm

Jay

Get your guy at Cox to send both JHM and Thulsa a Chia Pet………

They can call this one a draw

Kamchak ~ Thug from the Steppes

October 26th, 2012
4:15 pm

The “just joking” card.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo predictable.

:roll:

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
4:19 pm

“Silly Doom. YOU posted for ME. Thanks for that gift post about the World Series,”

I see Joe Mama is back to his usual LYING. Let me tell ya what happened child. Another blogger at 1:55 made a comment about the world series. At 2:08 I made a joke about the logic of liberals and a 6 game world series. You earlier addressed me at 2:06 with your standard insult( I think it was douchebag or something)when I in fact had no interest in conversing with you. So your assertion that a posted to you first is a typical Joe Mama

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Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
4:23 pm

“In liberal fantasyland world series consist of 6 game series. Such is the logic of a kook.”-Doom

Only in liberal fantasyland can they not figure out that this is a joke-on them of course. Geez.

But Joe mama gonna set about disproving this um “claim” anyhow. God help these folks.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
4:25 pm

Reginald,

Joe get under my skin. Judging by the number of times he has approached me first in the past I think its pretty obvious that the opposite is quite true.

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
4:26 pm

“That’s what’s so funny Joe. I never made a “claim”. I made a joke that liberal logic dictates a 6 game world series.”

Doom pulled the “I Was Only Joking” Card. I WIN! :D

“And you come up with some nonsense to prove a non-existent claim. Geez. Only in your one upmanship world do you go around proving wrong non-existent claims.”

If you don’t mean it, don’t say it, son. Either that, or give folks some indication that you’re joking. (snicker) :D

“And if they’re not then that’s just further proof.”

Maybe you were just joking. Since you never say whether you are or not, maybe people can just start randomly dismissing your posts as jokes. (giggling) :D

“Joe back at work not making sense again. Typical.”

Put your head into gear or ask for clarification. If you’re too thick to figure it out, I’ll help you if you’ll just have enough character to *ask,* son.

“And of course if that were true then you wouldn’t keep trying to come after me after every humiliation.”

Doom, you don’t get to decide when someone else has been humiliated any more than *I* get to decide when *you* have been humiliated. (snicker) :D

“Bruno used to also beat you down regularly”

Bruno used to *try* regularly. You weren’t smart enough to follow what we were discussing most of the time.

“and I noticed that every time he would come on you would also try to immediately go after him.”

Proof, son? You’ve been demanding proof of others a lot lately, so let’s see yours. (laughing) :D

“Just another angry and obsessed lib. Why so angry at life Joe? Is it a poop bag thing?”

Son, I must laugh at you at least half a dozen times on every post. If anyone’s angry and obsessed, it’s you. I’m simply having a good time getting you tied up in knots, contradicting yourself and tripping over the conditions you try to set for everyone else. (giggling) :D

“Trying to deflect from the fact that I’m right aint gonna change it missy.”

Son, you haven’t been right once since we started in on this today. I simply don’t post at you much any more because you’re not worth the trouble. At least Towncrier and Stevie Ray try to have discussions with people they don’t agree with; but you’re just in here running around naked and going LOOK AT MEEEEEE — so why would I bother?

“You say I don’t measure up but then you have a long history of approaching a guy that you say doesn’t measure up. Your fellow libs are reading this and realizing just how stupid that sounds.”

You don’t measure up. And you don’t speak for me and you don’t speak for my “fellow libs,” either.

“Oh. Otay. So at first you said that you don’t post to me because I “simply don’t measure up”.

Nope. I said I don’t post at you much *any more* because you don’t measure up. Pay attention, son, I can’t be repeating myself all day long and I don’t have the time today to keep you around after class.

“Then when you realize just how damn stupid that sounds”

Nope. It’s still quite true, son.

“you change it to something along the lines of “well I really post to you cause you’re a chewtoy”.

Didn’t say that either. I said you were an easy target today and ripe for the taunting because of your WS mistake — so you, my chewtoy, are getting chewed upon. FWIW, I don’t think you meant your WS comment as a joke. If you did, then I think you’d have gone ‘ha, ha, yeah that was funny’ and then you’d be done with it. The fact that you’re trying to get personal with me tells me that I struck a nerve, son. (laughing, pointing) :D

“Sure buddy. Keep changing your tune and moving the goal posts after I make ya look stupid.”

Stupid is not knowing what ‘moving the goalposts’ means and using the expression inaccurately. (giggling) :D

And once again, here you are taking things personally. I think *I’m* the one in *your* head today, Doom. (snicker) :D

Pleasant dreams. (giggling) :D

“World series? There goes Joe again. Proving false a non-existent claim. Good grief. This guy is a piece of work.”

YAY, there’s the “I Was Only Joking” Card again! One more and I win the trifecta! (cackling with glee) :D

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
4:29 pm

Doom — “I see Joe Mama is back to his usual LYING. Let me tell ya what happened child. Another blogger at 1:55 made a comment about the world series. At 2:08 I made a joke about the logic of liberals and a 6 game world series.”

There it is, folks! A Full Doom House!

There’s a third “I Was Only Joking” Card, plus a “Waah, Joe is LYING” Card and a “Here’s What REALLY Happened” Card.

Sweet! (cackling) :D

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
4:32 pm

Doom — “So your assertion that a posted to you first is a typical Joe Mama

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Poor Doom. Poor lying Doom.

Doomie can’t find where Joey said ‘you posted at me first,’ so Doom has to make it up.

Poor, poor, lying Doom.

(laughing, pointing) :D

You are now in meltdown for a second time today, Doom. (giggling) :D

Keep Up the Good Fight! -- Super Liberal!

October 26th, 2012
4:36 pm

Doom: Bruno used to also beat you down regularly

Now that is just sad when the little wannbe bully Doom has to run under the skirts of other posters to say that “[this poster] beat you up”. Even sadder, to rely on bruno, a poster who self-exiled like a child after a major meltdown. :roll:

Brosephus™

October 26th, 2012
4:44 pm

kayaker, it’s cute to see conservatives so concerned about the tender ears of young American women after hearing so many of them chortle in delight at Sandra Fluke being called a slut and prostitute.

BBBBBBBB
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOO
MMMMMM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:00 pm

Joe Mama,

Twisting in the wind over your L I E. You stated that I posted to you first. I did not. You posted to me first and I provided proof of it. You are a

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Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:03 pm

Keep up the girlie fight,

We both school Joe Mama left and right. Don’t believe it. Look at the way he used to stalk Bruno every time B came on. And he does the same to me though I consider him beneath me due to his lies and blatant dishonesty. Hell just look at the guy today. He stated earlier that I posted to him first when its plain as day he posted to me first. Just another bald faced and easily prove L I E by Joe mama.

What is it with you and JHM that you guys stalk people that beat you down on a silly blog. Lotta anger there. Lotta anger…

Welcome to the Occupation

October 26th, 2012
5:03 pm

So Obama snags the Chicago Tribune endorsement.

Ought to tell you something that he keeps pulling in endorsements from these center-rightish newspapers.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:05 pm

“Silly Doom. YOU posted for ME. Thanks for that gift post about the World Series, son. It’s always fun to jab you when you eff up and post some dumbspit like that. (snicker)”

“Doomie can’t find where Joey said ‘you posted at me first,’ so Doom has to make it up.

Poor, poor, lying Doom.”

What were you saying Mr. Liar???

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
5:07 pm

Doom — “Twisting in the wind over your L I E.”

No lie here. (snicker) :D

“You stated that I posted to you first. I did not.”

Didn’t say you did. (laughing, pointing) :D

“You posted to me first and I provided proof of it.”

Yawn. Pay closer attention and learn to read, son.

“You are a LIAR”

Nope. You’re just clueless and inattentive to detail, Doom. (giggling) :D

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
5:10 pm

Doom — “We both school Joe Mama left and right. Don’t believe it.”

Okay, I don’t believe it. (laughing, pointing) :D

“Look at the way he used to stalk Bruno every time B came on.”

Proof? Oh, wait, you haven’t got any. Dismissed! (laughing) :D

“And he does the same to me though I consider him beneath me due to his lies and blatant dishonesty. Hell just look at the guy today.”

Yes, please, look at me today.

“He stated earlier that I posted to him first”

Lie. Pay attention, son. (laughing, pointing) :D

“when its plain as day he posted to me first. Just another bald faced and easily prove L I E by Joe mama.”

Poor, clueless Doom. Can’t see past his own nose. (giggling) :D

“What is it with you and JHM that you guys stalk people that beat you down on a silly blog.”

First you have to beat me down. I’ll let you know when and if that ever happens, Doomie. (snicker) :D

“Lotta anger there. Lotta anger…”

You’re jumping up and down going “LIAR” while I’m laughing, and *I’m* the one who’s angry? Oh, wait, this must be another one of your jokes. Okay, I get this one. (laughing) :D

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
5:12 pm

Doom — “What were you saying Mr. Liar???”

I said “Doomie can’t find where Joey said ‘you posted at me first,’ so Doom has to make it up.”

So show me where I said “you posted at me first,” Doom.

Hint: You can’t do it. (giggling) :D

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:26 pm

“Silly Doom. YOU posted for ME…- Joe Mama

Lemme guess. Now Joe Mama is going to do his semantics tap dance routine and he’s going to parse words and say “But Doom, I wrote that YOU posted *for* ME and not *to* me. Joe and his dishonest semantics games. The more his bs changes the more it stays the same.

They BOTH suck

October 26th, 2012
5:31 pm

Who will declare themselves the winner or the other one the loser?

Oh how the drama continues unabated……….

Have a great weekend

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
5:36 pm

Doom — “Lemme guess. Now Joe Mama is going to do his semantics tap dance routine and he’s going to parse words and say “But Doom, I wrote that YOU posted *for* ME and not *to* me.”

Look who took two hours and a bunch of really broad hints to catch on. (laughing, pointing) :D

“Joe and his dishonest semantics games.”

Doom and his crappy reading skills and lack of attention to detail. (giggling) :D

“The more his bs changes the more it stays the same.”

Right back at you, son. You need to pay attention to what I ACTUALLY say, not to what you THINK I said.

So this would make YOU the liar, Doom. Of course you don’t have the stones to own up to your mistake; the best you’re likely to do is to whip out the “I Was Only Joking” card.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:39 pm

“That’s what’s so funny Joe. I never made a “claim”. I made a joke that liberal logic dictates a 6 game world series.”

Doom pulled the “I Was Only Joking” Card. I WIN!- JHM

If you can’t see that that was a joke then you’re even dumber than I imagined. That’s perty dumb.

“And you come up with some nonsense to prove a non-existent claim. Geez. Only in your one upmanship world do you go around proving wrong non-existent claims.”

If you don’t mean it, don’t say it, son. Either that, or give folks some indication that you’re joking. (snicker)-JHM

Again. Still can’t discern between an incredibly obvious joke and a “claim” that you made up out of thin air? Gawd that is DUMB.

“And if they’re not then that’s just further proof.”

Maybe you were just joking. Since you never say whether you are or not, maybe people can just start randomly dismissing your posts as jokes. (giggling)- JHM

Apparently you’re simply not worthy of understanding humor. No surprise there.

“Joe back at work not making sense again. Typical.”

Put your head into gear or ask for clarification. If you’re too thick to figure it out, I’ll help you if you’ll just have enough character to *ask,* son.-JHM

Child. A 6th grader would have understood that it was a joke.

“And of course if that were true then you wouldn’t keep trying to come after me after every humiliation.”

Doom, you don’t get to decide when someone else has been humiliated any more than *I* get to decide when *you* have been humiliated. (snicker)

Lame.

“I’m simply having a good time getting you tied up in knots, contradicting yourself and tripping over the conditions you try to set for everyone else.” (giggling)

Proof of these ahem “contradictions”. Oh. Thass right. You aint got none.

Stupid is not knowing what ‘moving the goalposts’ means and using the expression inaccurately. (giggling)

Joe mama- the purveyor of what moving the goalposts constitutes. Hilarious!

And once again, here you are taking things personally. I think *I’m* the one in *your* head today, Doom. (snicker)-Joe Mama

Taking things personally? You gotta be kidding. Your mind actually thinks people take your long ass, ticked off novels seriously? You’re not only an angry old poop bagger. You’re delusional.

“World series? There goes Joe again. Proving false a non-existent claim. Good grief. This guy is a piece of work.”

YAY, there’s the “I Was Only Joking” Card again! One more and I win the trifecta! (cackling with glee)

And there he goes again. The one whose sense of humor “simply doesn’t measure up”. Hilarious. You should stick to 3rd grade jokes since mine vastly exceed your mental capacity- and by your own admission.

Jay

October 26th, 2012
5:39 pm

So you two ENJOY doing this to each other in the privacy of an otherwise empty room?

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
5:41 pm

Jay — Yes. Yes, I do. :D

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:46 pm

Look who took two hours and a bunch of really broad hints to catch on. (laughing, pointing)

Oh my God. This is downright effing hilarious. Holy Shyte this is funny. He really is playing his semantics games to cover up a lie. I can’t believe this. He really is trying to hide behind his usual word parsing. Gawd this is fun-knee.

From the bottom of my heart Joe I thank you. You always did give me a lot of entertainment. Yes. I always laugh at you and not with you. But this time you got me rolling. First you can’t understand an obvious and simple joke.You just don’t measure up when it comes to a sense of humor Joe. Then you hide behind semantics to cover up a LIE.

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Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:47 pm

oops. Left out the n in effing. Now Joe will never figure out just how hard I’m laughing at him.

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
5:49 pm

Doom — “Again. Still can’t discern between an incredibly obvious joke and a “claim” that you made up out of thin air? Gawd that is DUMB.”

“Silly Doom. YOU posted for ME…- Joe Mama

Doom — “So your assertion that a posted to you first is a typical Joe Mama LIE!”

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, Doom’s just put *himself* down once again.

Thank you, thank you (bows) :D

Remember, the 10 PM show is *completely* different from the 8 PM show, and please don’t forget to tip your servers! Have a great weekend, everyone! (laughing) :D

You too, Doom. :D

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:54 pm

Jay,

Yes. Joe cracks me up.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:56 pm

I’m out. Gotta take the lady to dinner. Joe mama have a good weekend. And be sure to get the last word in so that you feel like you one upped someone today.

Thulsa Doom

October 26th, 2012
5:58 pm

Taking the bows was funny. Now I’m really out.

Joe Hussein Mama

October 26th, 2012
7:37 pm

Doom — “If you can’t see that that was a joke then you’re even dumber than I imagined. That’s perty dumb.”

“Again. Still can’t discern between an incredibly obvious joke and a “claim” that you made up out of thin air? Gawd that is DUMB.”

“Apparently you’re simply not worthy of understanding humor. No surprise there.”

“Child. A 6th grader would have understood that it was a joke.”

Looks like that “chew-toy” joke of *mine* flew right over your head, son. So you can wear your own criticism proudly. (snicker) :D

“Lame.”

Okay, then. I’ll start deciding when you’ve been humiliated. Fine by me. :D

“Proof of these ahem “contradictions”. Oh. Thass right. You aint got none.”

Proof that I said you posted at me first. Oh. Thass right. You ain’t got none. (giggling) :D

“Joe mama- the purveyor of what moving the goalposts constitutes. Hilarious!”

Doom — doesn’t know what “moving the goalposts” AND “purveyor” mean. Hilarious! :D

“Taking things personally? You gotta be kidding. Your mind actually thinks people take your long ass, ticked off novels seriously?”

Nope. Not “people.” Just you, chew-toy. :D

“And there he goes again. The one whose sense of humor “simply doesn’t measure up”. Hilarious.”

And there he goes again, making things up and missing jokes himself. (giggling) :D

“You should stick to 3rd grade jokes since mine vastly exceed your mental capacity- and by your own admission.”

“Proof of this ahem “admission.“ Oh. Thass right. You aint got none. (cackling) :D

Shame your big brother Bruno isn’t here to protect you. Then again, you didn’t see us the last time we chatted, over on Kyle’s. Why, Bruno was positively *polite* to me and even asked me to return soon.

While Bruno and I disagree on a lot of things, at least he knows how to be polite. Whereas you barely seem house-trained.

I’m going to recommend a remedial reading class for that inattention problem of yours and some medication to help with that ADD that’s plaguing you. Between that and some intensive therapy, we’ll have you reading at your proper grade level in just a few months. :D

JKL2

October 26th, 2012
8:41 pm

getalife- The hot air helps the hurricane.

Please stop talking for the good of everyone.

JKL2

October 26th, 2012
8:46 pm

joe mama- You’re jumping up and down going “LIAR” while I’m laughing, and *I’m* the one who’s angry? Oh, wait, this must be another one of your jokes. Okay, I get this one. (laughing)

You’re the farting in the bathtub and laughing your a$$ off type. Everyone knows you don’t go full retard…

PewtieNewtie

October 27th, 2012
12:13 am

When will Pat Robertson give his “Pat Answer”….it’s because of Obama, homosexuals and the Democrats.

Rich

October 28th, 2012
2:02 pm

Hurricane Irene, October 1999
Hurricane Isabell, October 1964
Hurricane Hazel, October, 1954

Three storms that all gained in intensity as they moved north through the same waters as Sandy. All three were much more intense than minimal Cat 1 Sandy, AND neither Isabell or Hazel turned right.

Somebody needs to get a grip, or learn what the word “unprecedented” means.

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