Here’s THE math behind the 2012 presidential race

After all the speeches and campaign ads and debates, politics comes down to cold hard numbers. It always has; it always will.

In fact, when you get right down to it, only one number really counts, and every politician and political strategist knows it: 50 percent of those who turn out, plus one more vote to put you over the top. That’s the goal;, that’s the Holy Grail; that’s the number that your entire campaign strategy is designed to achieve because it guarantees election.

Just ask President Al Gore.

OK, in that one instance, getting the most votes earns you a divorce and an ownership stake in a cable channel that no one’s ever watched. But that’s because the presidency is different. To become leader of the free world, a candidate needs a minimum of 270 votes in the electoral college. Failing that, five votes on the U.S. Supreme Court will do.

Today, with the 2012 presidential campaign at full throttle, it seems as though every political scientist in the country hoping to get on Fox or CNN (which is every political scientist in the country) is out there touting his or her own computerized, highly sophisticated predictive model for how this election will turn out.

Me, I already know.

While others may have math, I have THE math, in the form of my own statistical model. It has been carefully calibrated over the years to the point that after the fact, it has accurately predicted the outcome of every presidential race dating back to Grover Cleveland. In the interest of transparency, I’m about to let you in on the secret details of how it works:

In my model, as in most such models, we start with the basics: The number of women to whom the GOP candidate’s grandfather was married at any one time, which in this case would be (4). You multiply that by the number of extramarital affairs conducted over a lifetime by the spouse of the current secretary of state (237). (CAUTION: This number could shift at any moment.)

You then add the number of emails sent in the past four years depicting the Democratic nominee with a bone through his nose, which would be 457,283. You divide that by the total number of beers and cigarettes tried by the GOP nominee in his lifetime (2), divided again by the total number of beers and cigarettes consumed by the Democrat (58,399).

You multiply that by the square root of the number of hair follicles transplanted into the Democratic VP (√6,798=83.53) divided by the best marathon time fraudulently claimed by the Republican VP nominee (2.55).

Subtract the percentage of Americans gratuitously insulted by the GOP nominee (47), add the number of times in a best-two-out-of-three match that the First Lady would beat you arm-wrestling (3), and then also add the number of dog-lover votes — in units of tens of thousands — lost by the Republican for transporting an aptly named Irish setter (Seamus) on the station-wagon roof (236.5).

Finally, you add the number of percentage points that all polls but Rasmussen are skewed in favor of Democrats (10). Voila!

You now have the mortal-lock number of electoral college votes that the Democratic nominee will win in any given year.

– Jay Bookman

516 comments Add your comment

Butch Cassidy (I)

September 28th, 2012
8:47 am

Stevie Ray – “President Spineless does nothing”

I agree, I think that Obama should implement a scorched earth policy for any nation who’s citizens rise up and harm Americans even though the violence is not endorsed by said countries government. As an example, I suggest that Obama immediately nuke Colorado Springs in response to the Dark Knight shooter. That will teach those losers!

Granny Godzilla - Union Thugette

September 28th, 2012
8:47 am

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
8:32 am
Well lets talk about polls and not about the cover up of the terrorist attack on the US emabassy that killed four Americans. Was it a cover up or a deliberate lie. Well, now because of the cover up or the deliberate lie the producer of the video that the present administration used for the cover up is now being prosecuted on some trumped up charge. Now aint that sweet! First amendment rights apply only to liberals/communist and not to anyone who disagrees with their platform. Just how low can progressive liberals/communists go to deceive voters of this country.

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Parole violations?

Trumped up how?

Patrick

September 28th, 2012
8:47 am

Did anyone else just get flop-sweat flashbacks of a pop test in algebra?

Charter Schools and their influence on the Southern States

September 28th, 2012
8:48 am

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
8:48 am

SEIU Paid Protesters $11/hr to protest at Romney Cleveland Ohio Rally

Why is this a story? This crap is nothing new..and has been an important part of election schmegma since anyone can remember…both parties..

Funny that they are alledgedly union dolts….are they taking time off striking or otherwise spending their time scrambling for relevancy??

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
8:50 am

BUTCH,

Don’t evade the question..sarcacism doesn’t change the fact that his response was less than presidential and only matched by Carter in it’s uselessness…All President Trillions cares about is deflecting blame so his political “optics” remain self serving…

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
8:52 am

Don’t evade the question

And you haven’t answered mine. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HIM DO INSTEAD? Complain all you want, but if you don’t have a better recommendation that you’re willing to share, then you’re just blowing out hot air.

DannyX

September 28th, 2012
8:52 am

Skewed Fox News poll out this morning has Obama up by 5.

Fox News is obviously biased and wants to see an Obama win. Their ratings are better when they can run their 24 hour a day Obama hatefest. A Romney presidency would be a boring disaster for them.

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
8:53 am

I still think Jay’s formula is skewed by his liberal media bias which fails to account for the “sealed records”

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
8:53 am

“his response was less than presidential and only matched by Carter in it’s uselessness”

okay, I’ll play.

what EXACTLY should he have done?
bomb the place?
round up the usual suspects?
what?

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
8:53 am

Their ratings are better when they can run their 24 hour a day Obama hatefest

Naw, their ratings still did pretty well when Bush was screwing things up.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
8:54 am

Ask me sometime in Mid-November and maybe I can tell you who won. Should have caught up to the news by then. Unless it goes to the Surpreme Court again, then it would be later before we know.

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
8:54 am

GG:

Yea tell us about the “parole violation”. I think it is such a cute story.

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
8:55 am

Unless it goes to the Surpreme Court again, then it would be later before we know.

Fivethirtyeight.com says that has a 0.3% chance. Big money to be had on that play.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
8:56 am

HAT WOULD YOU HAVE HIM DO INSTEAD?

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There is nothing he could have done except say we will track down the killers. Which is what he said.
Anyone that says he sould have done anything else is just blowing smoke.

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
8:56 am

BYTEME,

Sorry didn’t see your question…the answer is the same you would posit if this happened on GOP watch..get over there and investigate asap…we need to validate the source ourselves and whether the unstable government there is truthful about getting those responsible….

I guess to sum it up…he should have done what Rice et al said they would do..within days of the incident, send investigation team with proper security…of course the scene is already compromised…

DannyX

September 28th, 2012
8:56 am

“Unless it goes to the Surpreme Court again, then it would be later before we know.”

Nope, in that case the results are already in. Romney wins 5-4.

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
8:56 am

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
8:56 am

Anyone that says he sould have done anything else is just blowing smoke.

So you are claiming added pollutants in his hot air. :)

Fact

September 28th, 2012
8:57 am

Hit a dead thread with this:

Brosephus @ 7:39

If that ain’t the granddaddy of all lies. I don’t think any president has promised to lower the debt. If Obama really did such a thing, I’m sure you can post a quote with a verifiable link.

From his mouth to your ears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaQUU2ZL6D8

You’re welcome.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
8:57 am

Big money to be had on that play.

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Will Jay’s math thell me how much I win if it comes through and I have put down a couple of hundred bucks.
Sounds like more big money to be lost.

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
8:58 am

“get over there and investigate asap…we need to validate the source ourselves and whether the unstable government there is truthful about getting those responsible”

:lol:

yeah! let’s investigate THEIR government and see if it’s unstable.

capital idea!!

fair and balanced

September 28th, 2012
8:58 am

The whole time I was reading this I kept thinking this is the Dick Morris secret polling formula!

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
8:58 am

the answer is the same you would posit if this happened on GOP watch..get over there and investigate asap…we need to validate the source ourselves and whether the unstable government there is truthful about getting those responsible….

I guess to sum it up…he should have done what Rice et al said they would do..within days of the incident, send investigation team with proper security…of course the scene is already compromised…

And Obama did that. The sovereign government has not permitted access to the FBI team on the ground in Libya. What then? C’mon… you’re calling him “spineless” and yet, that’s the best you got??

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
8:58 am

OSCAR,

Exactly what he and his adminstration promised…there are no FBI folks on the ground after a couple weeks post incident…so you think doing nothing is the best course…you guy made a mistake here and even went fund raising and campaigning instead..

Your guy is not immune to making mistakes…

TaxPayer

September 28th, 2012
8:59 am

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
8:59 am

“I don’t think any president has promised to lower the debt. If Obama really did such a thing, I’m sure you can post a quote with a verifiable link.

From his mouth to your ears.”

debt /= deficit.

but thanks for playing

Brosephus™

September 28th, 2012
8:59 am

the answer is the same you would posit if this happened on GOP watch..get over there and investigate asap…we need to validate the source ourselves and whether the unstable government there is truthful about getting those responsible….

And what would be your recourse if you could not get investigators into that city and the unstable government was unable to assure that the site would be secured until your investigators were allowed to get there?

independent thinker

September 28th, 2012
9:00 am

What are the odds right now that Sheldon Adelson wasted all his money and will get indicted for some type of fraud or illegal activities?

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:00 am

“There is nothing he could have done except say we will track down the killers. Which is what he said.”

No he did not! He blamed the video and stop lying.

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:02 am

From his mouth to your ears

You know that it’d be so much easier if he made all the really big expenses — like 2 wars — “off-budget” like Bush did… that’d certainly reduce the “budget deficit” that everyone complains about.

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
9:02 am

USNUK et al,

We have a diplomat murdered and your guy doesn’t have the balls to send a team in there..that’s leadership…the soverign yet excessively shaky government said they would provide security..
Sometimes in leadership, you have to beg forgiveness instead of asking permission..

How you can defend you guy for doing nothing beyond the same old “we condemn this..” crap is ridiculous..can’t any of you ever admit when your guy drops the ball?

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:02 am

Your guy is not immune to making mistakes…

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Never said he was.

And he’s not particularly my guy. Just better than Romney, and was better than McClain would have been, in my view, of course.

Aquagirl

September 28th, 2012
9:02 am

Exactly what he and his adminstration promised…there are no FBI folks on the ground after a couple weeks post incident…

I hear he’s secretly deployed Samuel L. Jackson to shoot the mutha#%ers in their %@! heads.

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:03 am

Your guy is not immune to making mistakes…

And you’re calling him “spineless” and the best you got is that he can’t get our investigators in there?? Really, you need to fact-check your epithets.

Brosephus™

September 28th, 2012
9:03 am

Fact

Please insert another quarter and try again. Deficit is not debt. The original statement was that Obama said he was going to cut debt in half, which is not what he said. No president or candidate has ever made a statement that they would cut debt in half as that would be a stupid statement to make.

I applaud your effort, but I’d suggest you go back and research why the deficit and debt are not interchangable.

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
9:04 am

BRO,

Go anyway and let them deal with it…..we went into Pakistan to get OBL…

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:04 am

I hear he’s secretly deployed Samuel L. Jackson to shoot the mutha#%ers in their %@! heads.

Now, see, THAT’S not spineless :) Stevie is confused about the meaning of the term.

Granny Godzilla - Union Thugette

September 28th, 2012
9:04 am

Williebkind

cute story…how about we let your daughters rapist or your moms home invader get away with parole violations?

that hunky dunky?

First the gop goes all squishy on natioanl security…now you’re all soft on crime.

he was forbidden to use the internet you sad silly man.

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:04 am

Hey all you liberals stop playing your misdirection games. No one is doubtful that we will get the murderers. After all we got the video maker in jail now. What is the problem is the government lied to the American people. Why? What happened to transparencey? POTUS did promise that! Now we have American threatened with loss of life and liberty for exercising their first ammendment rights and the liberals are to blame.

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
9:04 am

We have a diplomat murdered and your guy doesn’t have the balls to send a team in there..that’s leadership

Lots of internet chest thumpin’ testosterone being flung today. No thought but lots of thumpin’

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:05 am

we went into Pakistan to get OBL

An operation that took about an hour and required no local help.

You’re being idiotic now to justify your complaint.

Brosephus™

September 28th, 2012
9:05 am

I hear he’s secretly deployed Samuel L. Jackson to shoot the mutha#%ers in their %@! heads.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
9:05 am

“We have a diplomat murdered and your guy doesn’t have the balls to send a team in there”

so, let’s see … you have people who had no compunction about murdering an ambassador – you think the government is going to ADVERTISE that there is FBI in the area???

in other words, prove they’re not.

Statistician

September 28th, 2012
9:05 am

Not to be picky about your math you over estimate the Presidents chances slightly with this formula. The number for add the number of times in a best-two-out-of-three match that the First Lady would beat you arm-wrestling (3) would be two, not three.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:06 am

Williebkind
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How do you know that our government knew who was involved at first. Nobody did. Those facts came out later, and the government published them.

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
9:07 am

What happened to transparencey? POTUS did promise that!

Yeah, what happened to transparency? I am sure that all CIA data and other intelligence information can be posted for all to see within minutes. Why all police departments post on the internet all of their evidence and investigative thoughts daily. So why the “sealed” records. :roll:

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:07 am

Yesterday we had a liberal spraying a poster that she did not like because it made islam look bad she thought. Where is the outrage Obama?

Fedup

September 28th, 2012
9:08 am

cc you people cannot count below 12 trillion. That is the part Repugs handed to Obama when he came in office.

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
9:08 am

“The number for add the number of times in a best-two-out-of-three match that the First Lady would beat you arm-wrestling (3) would be two, not three.”

heck, I’d even give her three against Chuck Norris.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:08 am

We have a diplomat murdered and your guy doesn’t have the balls to send a team in there..that’s leadership

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To send in a team with the permission of the local government is an act of war and would require a few boatloads of marines with heavy weapons. Not a choice move.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:08 am

without – not with

Brosephus™

September 28th, 2012
9:08 am

Go anyway and let them deal with it…..we went into Pakistan to get OBL…

And how would the FBI be able to execute a thorough investigation in a matter of minutes? Our guys were on the ground for less than an hour to get OBL. I have faith in the investigative skills of the FBI, but are you suggesting they can swoop in from the sky, gather evidence, interview people, and get out in short order and actually conduct a meaningful investigation?

Or, are you suggesting we use cowboy diplomacy and risk even more US lives by forcing our will on the people of Libya?

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
9:09 am

OSCAR,

What does Romney have to do with this?

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:09 am

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:06 am
I read that the leader of libya put it out immediately! You know it was 9/11. Does that day mean anything to you?

Normal Free...Pro Human Rights Thug...And liking it!

September 28th, 2012
9:09 am

Willie,
Take a breath, man, you’re really reaching this morning. It’s a beautiful day, if you let it be…just sayin’

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:11 am

What does Romney have to do with this?

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He has nothing to do with the attack. Never said he did. What do you mean by “this” Didn’t you learn in ninth grade Enlish when not to use pronouns.

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:11 am

Or, are you suggesting we use cowboy diplomacy and risk even more US lives by forcing our will on the people of Libya?

That’s what I think he’s suggesting by calling Obama “President Spineless”. If we can’t have this huge military with lots of expendable bodies, what’s the point, right? Hey, the Soviet Union would have invaded!!

(note to all who missed it: that last part was sarcasm)

Fred ™

September 28th, 2012
9:12 am

Have you folks seen the new Samuel Jackson Obama ad or am i the last one to see it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og35U0d6WKY

Normal Free...Pro Human Rights Thug...And liking it!

September 28th, 2012
9:12 am

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
9:04 am

You just can’t thump and think at the same time… ;)

Frederick Douglass

September 28th, 2012
9:12 am

The point can’t be driven home forcefully enough that Mitt Romney was done the moment he agreed to speak to a Latino audience in Florida in brown face. This guy will do the bidding of his Tea Party handlers even to the point of making a complete ass of himself; how anyone could deem this coreless individual “presidential” is unfathomable.

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
9:12 am

Fred, you’re the last. :D

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
9:13 am

Lord Help Us

September 28th, 2012
9:13 am

‘It’s a beautiful day, if you let it be…’

Not for the cons…their candidate is a joke, the election looks bad, and now, their guns are going to be confiscated during Obama’s second term.

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:13 am

or am i the last one to see it?

We discussed it on page 1.

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
9:13 am

Normal, yep that is always the problem when the blood leaves the big head. :D

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
9:13 am

BRO,

RE deficit and debt I agree but IMO, the debt and deficit are our primary security risk…

And yes, we should go in there….he was one of our guys…totally unacceptable response by WH..

There is risk to be certain as these guys apparently have the coordinates to send more morter fire…our response currently will enable goons in other countries to attack our folks..

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
9:14 am

“The point can’t be driven home forcefully enough that Mitt Romney was done the moment he agreed to speak to a Latino audience in Florida in brown face”

nope – he was done when he announced his running mate.

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:14 am

the moment he agreed to speak to a Latino audience in Florida in brown face

That was BROWN??? Hmm… my TV needs adjusting.

Fred ™

September 28th, 2012
9:15 am

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:04 am

Hey all you liberals stop playing your misdirection games. No one is doubtful that we will get the murderers. After all we got the video maker in jail now. What is the problem is the government lied to the American people. Why? What happened to transparencey? POTUS did promise that! Now we have American threatened with loss of life and liberty for exercising their first ammendment rights and the liberals are to blame.
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Is this the best your fear mongering talk radio whores can come up with? Really?

Yawn………….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0&list=PL7B626D544F671E2C&index=18&feature=plpp_video

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:15 am

And yes, we should go in there….he was one of our guys…totally unacceptable response by WH..

So you think it’s ok for us to invade a sovereign nation when a diplomat is killed there? Even Reagan didn’t have the balls for that. Gotta wonder why.

Fred ™

September 28th, 2012
9:16 am

Byte me and Keep: http://humour.200ok.com.au/image_nicebigcup.html

LOL Thanks. I’ll go back and read page 1 then. I figured I MUST be the last one when my wife asked me about it this morning.,……….

Aquagirl

September 28th, 2012
9:18 am

And yes, we should go in there….he was one of our guys…totally unacceptable response by WH..There is risk to be certain as these guys apparently have the coordinates to send more morter fire…

Thank you for the analysis General Armchair.

We’ll pass it along, with the millions of other suggestions generated by guys who have Watched Lots of Tough Guy Military Movies And Know All About This Stuff.

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:18 am

“Or, are you suggesting we use cowboy diplomacy and risk even more US lives by forcing our will on the people of Libya?”

You are misguided or simply trying to misinform others. Cowboy diplomacy? Is that a term used by liberals when they get Americans killed due to incompetence.

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:20 am

Is that a term used by liberals when they get Americans killed due to incompetence.

No, it’s a term used by liberals when conservatives want to make their balls swell up by risking our soldiers on stupid missions.

Fred ™

September 28th, 2012
9:20 am

You dirtbags. Ya’ll TALKED about it, but no one had the balls, like me, to LINK it.

I expect some serious groveling from you two.

ByteMe - Thugs vs. Ilk... in 3D!

September 28th, 2012
9:20 am

Off to late breakfast. Enjoy the day!

getalife

September 28th, 2012
9:20 am

Enter your comments here

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
9:21 am

Fred, let me help.. in case you are looking for new dance moves, here’s some you probably missed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&feature=player_embedded :lol:

Jm

September 28th, 2012
9:21 am

SONS OF CONFEDERATE VETERINARIANS!

:)

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:21 am

Fred ™

September 28th, 2012
9:15 am
Well, we dont have the biased medias to promote the truth we are telling.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:21 am

he was done when he announced his running mate.

_______

He was done when people found out he tied his dog to the top of his car.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:22 am

Jm
_______

Tired of this topic so soon. Thought the posters were just getting warmed up.

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
9:23 am

“SONS OF CONFEDERATE VETERINARIANS!”

is that like Daughters of the American Restitution?

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
9:23 am

BYTEME,

His overall poor leadership and resulting weaknesses, not just this incident, are why I label him spinelss..on most of the important issues (im sure you will start your “he killed OBL” crap…he actuallly called the attack off on so many occaisions to make sure he didn’t get politically jammed like Bush at Tora Bora)…ME relationships, he is indecisive and dilatory..whether surrendering his leadership in PelosiCare, failing to broker a budget deal to avoid downgrading of debt, his less than leading handling of Holder situation…to name several..

Brosephus™

September 28th, 2012
9:23 am

Stevie Ray

I think we have more serious risks than our debt and deficit. As long as we have politicians who have no qualms about screwing us up financially, those two things are an issue. If they were a serious risk, then people would not have been snapping up US Treasuries when the stock markets tanked. Our bonds are still pretty safe when compared to other countries.

As to Libya, if we go in there guns blazing, what happens to the remaining evidence from the attack?

USinUK - not very ladylike (and former Girl Scout)

September 28th, 2012
9:24 am

“No, it’s a term used by liberals when conservatives want to make their balls swell up by risking our soldiers on stupid missions.”

… and to hell with international relations.

JamVet

September 28th, 2012
9:24 am

Flip is running such a lousy campaign, who in their right mind thinks he could run this country???

He sold his once decent soul to the rabid nutjobs that run the GOP and who command complete servile obeisance. Which explains their voters.

Alas, Mitt, we almost new him…

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
9:24 am

Fred, if you are going to claim the correct linkage it should be: http://wtfu2012.com

TaxPayer

September 28th, 2012
9:24 am

Obama should have pulled a Bush and used that terrorist attack and killing of our ambassador as proof that Iran has WMDs and cause for an off-the-financial-books invasion funded by a huge tax cut. Now THAT would have guaranteed him the votes of just about all the remaining loyal Republican base including scout and Stevie Ray.

Fred ™

September 28th, 2012
9:26 am

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:21 am

Fred ™

September 28th, 2012
9:15 am
Well, we dont have the biased medias to promote the truth we are telling.
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Oh please. Does anyone but you hardcore nutcase fright wing fanatics believe TAHT lie anymore? What is FOX? It’s not media? What the hell is the Wall Street Journal? It’s not media? Here in Atlanta we have FOX5 (just to head you off from the “FOX isn’t broadcast” lie).

Only a complete forking moron will by that “liberal media” lie, so what does that make one who keeps repeating it?

Just damn. You Republicans have gone so far crazy that now you are BORING. you have nothing left to do but recycle lies. Is there a list so you know which recycled lie to tell on which day?

DannyX

September 28th, 2012
9:26 am

“Well, we dont have the biased medias to promote the truth we are telling.”

Why not, Willie? Why do conservatives always get clobbered by the “liberal media”?

Stevie Ray..Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right..here I am...

September 28th, 2012
9:27 am

BYTEME,

He should have at a minimum leveraged our involvement in the country’s likley to fail democracy to obtain the ok to go in there…

This is not extract mission that lasts only 20 minutes…our guy was murdered and nothing is getting done…the original response of diverting blame to some damn video was predictable.

Oscar

September 28th, 2012
9:27 am

is that like Daughters of the American Restitution?

________

No, it’s more like the GLORIOUS REVOLTING ILLUSION”

Keep Up the Good Fight!

September 28th, 2012
9:27 am

Stevie, do you need us to dial 911 for you…. apparently you are not getting any blood to the brain and you’re just ranting nonsense without fact, reason or thought.

Brosephus™

September 28th, 2012
9:28 am

Fred: I expect some serious groveling from you two.

I linked it yesterday morning. You ARE late!!!! :lol:

You gotta admit though, the part with grandma and grandpa is funny as hell….

Aquagirl

September 28th, 2012
9:28 am

As to Libya, if we go in there guns blazing, what happens to the remaining evidence from the attack?

Oh, don’t be such a pansy….Would SAMUEL L. JACKSON ever worry about evidence?

b-troll

September 28th, 2012
9:28 am

Fred ™

September 28th, 2012
9:29 am

Keep: You owe me BIG TIME for sending me to that simpering Korean crap, and I WILL collect. But thanks for the unbleeped version. I kept trying to find one but couldn’t. I have it saved on youtube lol.

Williebkind

September 28th, 2012
9:29 am

“Williebkind

cute story…how about we let your daughters rapist or your moms home invader get away with parole violations?

that hunky dunky?

First the gop goes all squishy on natioanl security…now you’re all soft on crime.

he was forbidden to use the internet you sad silly man.”

If the rapist got out of prison it would be because of some liberal judge who felt he was a victim.

Now here is a misdirection/misinformation: “First the gop goes all squishy on natioanl security…now you’re all soft on crime”
How is the gop in control of national security? Is that not the first priority of the President?
Well GG, bless your heart.